1. Previously
on Billions...
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2. Taylor wants to destroy us.
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3. They took the firefighters
not because
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4. they needed that
particular money
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5. but as a straight-up
"fuck you" to me.
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6. What would Axe say
if he knew about this?
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7. This has nothing
to do with him.
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8. Commissioner Sansome,
I wonder if I could trouble you
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9. on the small matter
of a carry permit
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10. for a client of mine.
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11. I'd like your permission
to see someone professional.
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12. A dom?
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13. You know I'm committed
to my government post—
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14. The Secretary
of the Treasury.
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15. But, I do like to keep an eye
peeled for opportunities.
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16. We need
a strategic partnership.
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17. Brian Dana's the right partner
for this project.
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18. Taylor needs to be
the one to crush it.
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19. That will be
the most devastating blow.
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20. With their dad in town,
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21. they're working on
something together.
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22. Sounds sweet.
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23. Right. Yeah.
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24. Could be big too.
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25. Applying for a wiretap.
On Charles Rhoades, Senior.
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26. Junior, too, actually.
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27. FBI observed
father and son
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28. on the building site
in question.
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29. You said 'emergency.'
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30. Look out there.
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31. It's a Belgian Malinois.
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32. Is that your dog?
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33. Neighbor's.
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34. Is it...?
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35. Dead? Yes.
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36. Are you drunk?
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37. No.
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38. I've been drinking.
It's different.
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39. What the fuck
did you do?
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40. The wife and I
had a fight.
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41. She decamped
to the Baccarat.
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42. That storm earlier?
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43. Rain was coming down.
It was dark as hell.
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44. I hear this banging
at the back door,
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45. saw a figure and fired.
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46. It was instinct.
I'm a man of action.
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47. Mm-hmm.
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48. Why did you call me?
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49. You're my
Michael Clayton.
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50. I'm the Attorney General
of the State of—No.
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51. Cops come yet?
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52. I'm hoping anyone around
who heard the shot,
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it was thunder—
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54. Who's that?
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55. The cops.
You know, "They don't call."
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56. Uh, I can
buy us some time,
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57. but we're in a big
fucking jackpot here.
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58. You'd better
engage a lawyer.
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59. Try this one.
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60. Now I'm gonna go out there
and try to make it
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61. that you don't
get arrested tonight.
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62. Oh, hello, officers.
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63. Perhaps
you recognize me.
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64. Mr. Secretary.
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65. Mr. Attorney General.
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66. Ah,
you can call me Jock.
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67. Jock.
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68. I always assumed
you got your nickname
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69. because
you were an athlete.
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70. Yeah, not exactly.
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71. I see that.
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72. Those little flies
painted in the basin,
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73. they're good targets,
aren't they?
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74. Indeed.
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75. Yeah,
men need targets.
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76. Keep things neat.
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77. Sometimes
men become targets.
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78. No one likes
to get pissed on.
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79. You should know that
you are a target.
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80. Chuck Rhoades has you
in his sights.
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81. I'd appreciate any details
you could provide.
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82. Well, I have been singing
the tune of the tufted titmouse,
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83. but now
I gotta go silent.
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84. You want some
Uova Picante Purgatorio?
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85. That's Eggs in—
Purgatory, yes.
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86. But no.
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87. Close enough to that place
as it is, Commissioner.
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88. That's why I'm here.
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89. Sure is.
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90. Come on.
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91. Oh.
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92. There it is, huh?
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93. The Little League
trophy!
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94. To the victor.
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95. You know, I'm glad I was able to
help you with that.
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96. That thing's
in the rearview.
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97. I'm already
onto next year.
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98. Ah.
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99. Right to it, then.
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100. This is why you don't
put a weapon
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101. in the hands of
an amateur.
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102. I suppose we both bear
some blame for that.
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103. Unh-unh-unh.
I bear nothing.
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104. And you're gonna
make sure of that.
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105. Yes.
And to that end,
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106. the neighbor might not yet know
his dog is dead.
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107. Even when
he finds out,
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109. You brought that
fucking thing here?
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110. So we can
make it go away.
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111. Hey, stop with
the "we" shit.
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112. Neither of us should be
in the middle of this.
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113. Well,
Brogan says I'm his fixer.
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114. What,
like Michael Clayton?
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115. We did get him
the carry permit,
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116. so it's reasonable
that he believes—
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117. We again! Stop that or
I'll brain ya with the trophy.
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118. What the real Michael Clayton
would know is,
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119. we are the exact people
who can't.
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120. I can't. My signature's
on the permit.
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121. It'll look like
I'm helping myself.
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122. No, counselor.
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123. You, alone,
have to make this right.
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124. For all of us.
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125. Because if it comes out that
you influence peddled
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126. a gun permit
that killed a dog,
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127. our reps and our careers
are gonna be deader
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128. than that poor mutt.
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129. It was a pure-breed.
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130. Just like you.
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131. So go fix it.
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132. Now.
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133. Leave me to my damn
eggs and gravy.
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134. Let's call this
off-site to order.
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135. That's a little extreme,
isn't it,
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136. meeting here in
your secret clubhouse?
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137. Well, no one needs
to see this—
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138. or you coming in
and out of Axe Cap
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139. while we're about to
give you this task,
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140. should you choose
to accept it.
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141. Besides...
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142. This idea's
a winner for you.
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143. Aerospace innovation.
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144. Plenty of upside, or I wouldn't
have brought it to you.
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145. Brian Dana, 375Y.
He's the VC partner.
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146. Smart guy, good shop,
for his scale.
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147. I'm not gonna
lie to you.
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148. The developer behind this tech
is Douglas Mason.
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149. Taylor's father.
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150. Big fucking drop.
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151. But it's a solid play.
It's been vetted.
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152. Vetted for making money
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153. or for making Taylor's head
explode like in Scanners?
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154. Bit of both.
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155. Glad to know
up front this time.
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156. And know this up front,
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157. I'll lock in a price
so that I can buy it from you
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158. once you control it,
at a healthy profit.
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159. So get in there.
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160. Make 'em an offer
they can't refuse.
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161. Go in on
an entire slate,
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162. so you can
disguise the intent.
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163. Oh, I will.
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164. That's what I do.
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165. We have already won.
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166. We've doubled up.
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167. Big VC player—
Rebecca Cantu—
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168. wants to put in
a hundred million
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169. and ramp up the timetable
to production.
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170. That's what
I'm talking about!
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171. People seeing
the intrinsic value.
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172. What kind of controls
will we have?
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173. What kind of say when
it comes to development,
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174. deployment, personnel
on a go-forward?
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175. All to be negotiated.
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176. But my father, he'd still be
driving the R&D,
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177. the production—
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178. Exactly what
I was going to ask.
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179. This Rebecca Cantu is clearly
a very smart woman.
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180. She's buying your idea,
she's buying you, right?
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181. It's a good point.
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182. So you'll sit with her
as soon as we close.
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183. I imagine the moment
she sits with you,
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how crucial you are.
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185. "Imagine me and you.
I do.
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186. Happy together."
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that's a love song,
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188. but if you listen closely,
you'll hear it's about
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189. a relationship that never
actually happened.
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190. The key to unlocking it
is that word, "imagine."
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191. Taylor and I are going to
step out for a microsecond.
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192. I see where
you're going with this.
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193. And now is the pause
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before you do.
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195. Because we would clear
38% on our investment—
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196. in a matter of months.
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197. And your father walks
with over five million—
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198. The walking part
is the problem.
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199. They will broom him—if not
right away, then soon enough.
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200. Returns like this could
tell the story of our firm
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201. for the next five years.
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202. You're right.
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203. And you were right
to pull me out here,
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204. so I could have
a moment to think,
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205. hear what I need in order to
frame the decision.
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206. This is exciting,
but...
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207. Taylor Mason Capital
passed.
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208. Really?
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209. You pass?
How can you pass?
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210. Keeping my father in place
is my highest priority
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to our success.
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212. If we can't guarantee that,
then there is no deal.
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the early action,
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the interest grow—
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even better later.
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If that's what you want to do,
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219. Thank you.
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220. Taylor chose their father
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221. over the short term hit
for their business.
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222. Great stressors
can be bonding agents
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223. instead of
tearing them apart.
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224. And Taylor will feel quite good
about themself right now.
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225. Fuck.
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226. But the other pressure—
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227. living up to this perfect vision
of who they're trying to be—
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228. everything to their father—
that will build.
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230. Depends.
Can you accelerate it?
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to push this?
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232. All the fucking way.
You really wanted this,
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233. and I'm sorry that I couldn't
make it happen for you.
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234. No.
No, it was a useful attempt.
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235. Just showed me there may not be
a standard business solution
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236. to get Taylor to
betray their father.
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237. Well, then I guess we're done
looking for standard solutions.
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238. Goody gumdrops.
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239. I'll be at the office.
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240. Thinking.
Planning.
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241. Sure, say it, scheming.
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242. All righty.
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243. Uh, get you gentlemen
anything?
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244. How are
your whiskey stores?
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245. Shut for winter.
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246. Well, hold onto your shtreimels,
because I got this done.
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247. Purchased your neighbor's
silence for 100K.
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248. Okay.
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249. Oh, and a new
Malinois puppy,
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250. of show quality.
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251. Fuck.
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252. That's gonna cost me
thousands more.
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253. Especially if I have to jump up
the line at a top breeder.
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254. Mm.
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and I'll paint you a picture.
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256. You'll do time for
illegal discharge of a weapon.
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257. My public service career
will be burnt toast.
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258. And you'll be known the world
over as a drunken dog-killer.
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259. Well, when you put it that way,
I accept the deal.
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260. Ready to hit it?
Yeah.
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261. Hey, Bobby, heard you were
talking about
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to tell you
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like that too.
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265. Now seems like
the best time.
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to sell this place.
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267. Had my eye on
a property in Florida.
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right into it.
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close to a million dollars.
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272. Okay.
So we'll open in Florida?
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273. No, kid, can't.
You can't.
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274. The water's not the same so
the crust wouldn't be either.
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275. Well, I'll fly in
the New York water.
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277. Nah.
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278. You know,
beach time for me.
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279. Calm, calm.
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280. Let's do this.
I'll advance you the money
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that property that you want.
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282. Against a purchase price.
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283. Meanwhile, you train
a replacement for here,
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in the winter down there.
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285. Come back refreshed.
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286. And we plan for, what,
five years from now,
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full time.
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290. Sure, Bobby, if you think
that's the way that's best.
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292. Okay, good. It's settled.
Good.
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a number.
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294. Whatever you think.
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295. You should head back to the city
ahead of me.
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297. All right.
Bye.
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298. I need to use the back office
for the next few hours.
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299. Go right in there.
Help yourself.
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300. All right.
Sure.
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301. So,
are you downsizing?
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302. Uh, no.
It's...
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303. Right now, a change
feels necessary.
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304. I understand.
We'll find just the buyer.
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305. I'll let you know
what price I recommend.
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306. This place will be
a hit on Zillow.
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307. You're going to do very well
when we sell.
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308. Great.
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309. We haven't
listed it yet.
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310. I should hope not.
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311. But I did ask her to come over
and put a value on it,
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312. a price at which
she thinks it'll move.
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talking about this.
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Because we didn't.
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blow up our family.
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staying intact here
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that's happened.
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319. I mean, you sent us
out of this very house,
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320. that another woman
could come in and...
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321. Using our house
was your idea.
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322. You didn't have to
say yes to it.
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323. But that's not
nearly all.
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right now.
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326. I know that feeling.
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often, growing up.
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328. I promised myself I'd never
create an environment where...
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329. Have I ever told you
the pancake eater story?
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330. No, I'd remember the name of
something like that.
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332. Sundays as a kid,
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the closest thing
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consider a family.
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of pancakes and bacon
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the day off on Sundays.
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anyway.
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in preparing
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fresh squeezed in a carafe.
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perfectly prepared pancakes—
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syrup running down the sides
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with the paper,
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and he'd tell her,
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this—
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when you do that.
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just like him.
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Maybe don't do it again.
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354. Usually, he'd congratulate her
on the effort.
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to spend a Sunday.
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great lightness.
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361. But then, uh, maybe once a year,
perhaps twice,
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but before sitting,
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come across his face.
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carafe of juice
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pancakes, off the table
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in a fit of rage.
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my cowering mother and scream,
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a goddamned pancake eater?"
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he'd storm out.
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would fall to pieces
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clean it all up and put it away.
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the rest of the day
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to set him off,
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he'd come home.
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he would.
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to him.
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379. Yeah,
that's not the punchline.
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380. No, the punchline
is the night
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eight-years-old,
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fractious mornings.
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Sonny?
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and exciting for her.
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for granted.
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appreciate
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break it all apart.
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389. A woman has a subconscious
desire to be dominated.
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I come from, Wend.
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throw things or cheat.
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be normal either.
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up for sale.
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402. and, uh, let's find
our way back.
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going this deep.
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405. I understand what it takes
to go there and pull it out.
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to be enough...
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if you told me
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moment on TV,
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409. in front of
the whole world.
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410. Yeah, I know, I know.
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anything, Chuck.
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love this place.
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too expensive.
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to you if I did.
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will pay for it.
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what I needed.
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induce productive ideation.
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as well, I hope.
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425. I can't wait for her to be here,
too, actually.
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she also holds.
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the number of times
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to come visit.
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you're ready now.
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It is.
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and it feels so good.
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a pop song?
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to join with yours.
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bludgeoning?
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that our interests
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100 percent aligned.
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439. Yeah. I got that part.
Who?
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my Cayman Islands activity.
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together.
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you've always wanted.
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has picked up your scent.
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444. Not fun, is it?
No.
Copy !req
445. Got that river of sweat
running down your crack
Copy !req
446. like a bombing comedian?
Copy !req
447. Yes. Mm.
Copy !req
448. Will you help me?
Copy !req
449. Of course, Todd.
Copy !req
450. You merely had to ask.
Copy !req
451. Shall we prick our thumbs
and bleed them together
Copy !req
452. like Tom and Huck?
Copy !req
453. You know, to become
blood brothers?
Copy !req
454. I feel we already have.
Copy !req
455. Jesus,
that pizza smells sweet.
Copy !req
456. Can I get a slice to go?
Copy !req
457. I'll trade ya a whole pie,
Copy !req
458. plus solve
your Rhoades problems,
Copy !req
459. for an introduction to a certain
guy who works for your outfit.
Copy !req
460. Yeah, anybody.
Who?
Copy !req
461. Robert Beaufort.
Copy !req
462. "Hard Bob" Beaufort,
huh?
Copy !req
463. He brooks no bullshit.
Copy !req
464. But sure.
I'll make the intro.
Copy !req
465. You'll have to take it
from there.
Copy !req
466. Then I'll go get
that pizza.
Copy !req
467. Make it a Sicilian?
Copy !req
468. I don't have much experience
with this.
Copy !req
469. Picking out furniture?
Copy !req
470. With setting my parents up
in a place.
Copy !req
471. Getting it furnished.
All of it.
Copy !req
472. And, yes, I want to use
your eye for style.
Copy !req
473. You have a great and specific
sense of style yourself.
Copy !req
474. Thank you. But they don't
necessarily share my—
Copy !req
475. Ah.
Copy !req
476. I'm closer in age to them
than you are.
Copy !req
477. Yes, but you're not
like them at all.
Copy !req
478. If they were here, all they'd
notice is what things cost.
Copy !req
479. Argue about it.
Copy !req
480. Instead of noticing how these
things might make them feel.
Copy !req
481. How the clean lines
and angles
Copy !req
482. make for a calm,
ideal environment.
Copy !req
483. Yet you're clear
you want them here.
Copy !req
484. I do.
But it'll be different.
Copy !req
485. It is.
Copy !req
486. It's a good thing.
Copy !req
487. Family.
Copy !req
488. For you.
Copy !req
489. But that doesn't mean
it'll be easy.
Copy !req
490. Or should be.
Copy !req
491. Like when someone—man, woman,
whomever—has a baby.
Copy !req
492. It's undoubtedly good,
but it's not cost neutral.
Copy !req
493. Family creates obligation
and stress,
Copy !req
494. distraction, pain,
vulnerability.
Copy !req
495. I mean, the hope is that
the connection,
Copy !req
496. the shared history,
the love matters more.
Copy !req
497. Some people use it as a brand
new source of motivation.
Copy !req
498. They do.
Copy !req
499. Then I guess I do
see it that way.
Copy !req
500. That's the justification.
Copy !req
501. We have a new start
at a family.
Copy !req
502. And I really
want it to work.
Copy !req
503. Then I'm sure it will.
Copy !req
504. And whatever cost will be
small enough to not even matter.
Copy !req
505. In the grand scheme.
Copy !req
506. Mr. Beaufort,
come on in.
Copy !req
507. They call me "Hard Bob,"
and you know why?
Copy !req
508. I have an idea.
Copy !req
509. 'Cause
I brook no bullshit.
Copy !req
510. Neither do I.
Copy !req
511. Now the reason I wanted
to talk to you
Copy !req
512. is because I have something of
a special favor.
Copy !req
513. I only took this meeting because
the Secretary asked me to.
Copy !req
514. But that doesn't mean
I have to do what you ask
Copy !req
515. or even listen to
your ask.
Copy !req
516. Got it?
Copy !req
517. Sonny.
Copy !req
518. Hello, Dad.
Copy !req
519. Is this the daily
"I love you" call?
Copy !req
520. Son, I have neither time
nor inclination
Copy !req
521. to dicker around with
protestations of emotion.
Copy !req
522. If you need my words as
reassurance of affection—
Copy !req
523. Oh, no, no.
No, sir.
Copy !req
524. Your feelings are made manifest
with each interaction.
Copy !req
525. I should hope so.
Copy !req
526. Now, look.
Copy !req
527. I have run into a financing snag
with my development.
Copy !req
528. Banks used to be set up
by gentlemen, for gentlemen.
Copy !req
529. But a couple of Keatings and
Madoffs behave unscrupulously,
Copy !req
530. and now the personal touch,
the respect, is gone.
Copy !req
531. Banks have— have become
businesses without souls.
Copy !req
532. I'm pretty sure banks
never had souls, Dad.
Copy !req
533. What's the problem?
Copy !req
534. They want
too much collateral.
Copy !req
535. Assets that
I've otherwise outlaid.
Copy !req
536. Now, I know you have some
banking contacts these days.
Copy !req
537. Highly placed.
Copy !req
538. If I could find
some favorable terms—
Copy !req
539. And you want to discuss
this with me here,
Copy !req
540. while I'm at the epicenter
of New York law?
Copy !req
541. While I'm in the Attorney
General's very chair.
Copy !req
542. I'm talking to you as a son,
not the AG.
Copy !req
543. And you know how
you know that?
Copy !req
544. Because I would never
tell some random AG
Copy !req
545. how much I love him.
Copy !req
546. Okay.
Copy !req
547. Fine, old man,
Copy !req
548. I'll try to help.
Copy !req
549. Know why?
Copy !req
550. Because I love you, too.
Copy !req
551. Oh, for the love o' Christ.
Copy !req
552. So how are we going to
skin this—
Copy !req
553. Who we looking to field dress,
Secretary Krakow?
Copy !req
554. You sold me over,
you sonofabitch.
Copy !req
555. That's a very untextured
way of thinking, Todd.
Copy !req
556. Don't do it.
Copy !req
557. I know this isn't
what you were looking for.
Copy !req
558. But this is the best—
and only—
Copy !req
559. option out there for you
Copy !req
560. once you ended up
on law enforcement radar.
Copy !req
561. He's right.
Copy !req
562. And it won't be
all bad.
Copy !req
563. Oh.
Copy !req
564. Now have a seat, Mr. Secretary,
we have much to discuss.
Copy !req
565. Starting with your activities
in the tropics
Copy !req
566. but perhaps ending
with you a free man,
Copy !req
567. without any harm to your future
prospects or reputation.
Copy !req
568. See?
Not all bad.
Copy !req
569. Okay, counselor.
Copy !req
570. Hit me.
Copy !req
571. It'll be a couple of weeks
until the long form contracts
Copy !req
572. are ready to be signed,
but—
Copy !req
573. I'm eager to proceed.
I don't want paperwork
Copy !req
574. to stop us from making
certain project deadlines.
Copy !req
575. Great. If we can start ordering
the materials and equipment—
Copy !req
576. God,
I hate interrupting.
Copy !req
577. But some guy from
the government is here
Copy !req
578. and kind of demanding
to see you.
Copy !req
579. Hello, folks.
Copy !req
580. I'm Robert Beaufort.
Copy !req
581. I'm from the Bureau of
Industry and Security.
Copy !req
582. I've become aware
of your tech
Copy !req
583. from my brethren
over in the patent office.
Copy !req
584. In fact,
they stuck a flag in it
Copy !req
585. and fired it over to me
in the old pneumatic tube.
Copy !req
586. Being humorous.
We don't use the tubes.
Copy !req
587. They emailed me.
Copy !req
588. Anyhow, we're going to need to
hold up any production plans.
Copy !req
589. That's an insane request.
Copy !req
590. This is intended for private
sector, non military use.
Copy !req
591. This is not a request.
Copy !req
592. This is sensitive technology
Copy !req
593. with national defense
and security implications.
Copy !req
594. My understanding of the
Bureau's—your department's—
Copy !req
595. role is to
aid and support
Copy !req
596. innovation in
the private sector.
Copy !req
597. It can be,
and it is.
Copy !req
598. But above that
our mandate is security,
Copy !req
599. especially when it comes to the
export of sensitive technology.
Copy !req
600. We have, under authority
of the government,
Copy !req
601. the power to seize
and control said tech
Copy !req
602. in the name of
our nation's safety.
Copy !req
603. It's true.
Copy !req
604. We have determined
that US 18/287,134
Copy !req
605. is vital to national security
at this time.
Copy !req
606. You do have the right
to challenge
Copy !req
607. at an administrative
proceeding.
Copy !req
608. If we do that,
the tech gets public.
Copy !req
609. Exactly.
Which is why we prefer
Copy !req
610. to forgo the hearings
Copy !req
611. and the attendant publicity.
Copy !req
612. We do in extraordinary cases
like this
Copy !req
613. offer to cover R&D spending
to date,
Copy !req
614. plus an 8% premium on investment
for an NDA on the matter.
Copy !req
615. We're going to need an opinion
of counsel before any—
Copy !req
616. Of course.
Copy !req
617. Didn't expect anything
signed today.
Copy !req
618. I will, however,
leave you with this.
Copy !req
619. This is an order
outlining which materials
Copy !req
620. I expect to be turned over
immediately.
Copy !req
621. You have my card.
Copy !req
622. We'll be in touch.
Copy !req
623. Listen, folks, my investment
is entirely contingent
Copy !req
624. upon you making
this problem disappear.
Copy !req
625. Instantly.
Copy !req
626. I've got a meeting.
Copy !req
627. Shit.
Copy !req
628. This was
Bobby Axelrod.
Copy !req
629. Holy fuck
this one felt good.
Copy !req
630. You think about
how to entice a man.
Copy !req
631. What he loves.
Copy !req
632. Of course, it all starts with
girls and money.
Copy !req
633. But it gets more
complicated from there—
Copy !req
634. yeah, cars, property, jobs,
access to special doctors,
Copy !req
635. schools for their kids,
life dreams, goals.
Copy !req
636. You know, sometimes
it even gets spiritual—
Copy !req
637. Vatican tours, with the Pope
washing their feet,
Copy !req
638. meeting the Dalai Lama,
whatever.
Copy !req
639. And in this case?
Copy !req
640. Was it Vatican City?
Copy !req
641. This case?
Oh, no.
Copy !req
642. This case, no, it turned out
to be girls and money.
Copy !req
643. Hard Bob Beaufort
is a film fan.
Copy !req
644. Turns out,
he really loves the classics.
Copy !req
645. Ladies,
Copy !req
646. this is Hard Bob.
Copy !req
647. Hello, Hard Bob.
Copy !req
648. I'm Lisa Ann.
Copy !req
649. I know.
Copy !req
650. I know.
And you're—
Copy !req
651. That's right, Hard Bob,
I am.
Copy !req
652. Well, this is not the zoo,
Hard Bob.
Copy !req
653. You can come as close
as you want.
Copy !req
654. Look at this picture.
Copy !req
655. Really look at it.
Copy !req
656. Ah.
Copy !req
657. Mr. Vivian.
Copy !req
658. Uh, may I
call you Shel?
Copy !req
659. Shelby. Sure.
Copy !req
660. Mr. Eisen here
is a trusted friend.
Copy !req
661. And when he asked if
I could see you, I said yes.
Copy !req
662. But I fail to see—
Copy !req
663. Well, I can see
how special the animal was,
Copy !req
664. but I can't see how I have
anything to do with this matter.
Copy !req
665. You can't,
Mr. Rhoades?
Copy !req
666. Can I call you Charles?
Copy !req
667. Chuck.
Copy !req
668. Chuck. Sure.
Copy !req
669. Well, Eisen here wants me
to settle for 100K.
Copy !req
670. You did settle for 100K.
Copy !req
671. I have the papers.
Signed.
Copy !req
672. And I gave you
a check.
Copy !req
673. Here's that check
right back at you.
Copy !req
674. And here's another picture
for you to look at, Chuck,
Copy !req
675. which might
tell the story
Copy !req
676. as to why
I am in your office.
Copy !req
677. I know what
this whole thing is.
Copy !req
678. Cover up.
Copy !req
679. No such thing.
That's a wildly overblown term.
Copy !req
680. Look.
Copy !req
681. The loss of
my Charlemagne
Copy !req
682. was worth more than
the 100,000 and a new puppy.
Copy !req
683. Mm.
Copy !req
684. How much more?
Copy !req
685. I get 250,000 dollars,
or I go public,
Copy !req
686. way public, with this
whole damn conspiracy.
Copy !req
687. There is no conspiracy...
Shelby.
Copy !req
688. But I see
how pained you are.
Copy !req
689. And I'm moved by it.
Copy !req
690. Mr. Eisen here
will get with Mr. Brogan
Copy !req
691. and produce
the amount required.
Copy !req
692. Just got off the phone
with the lawyer.
Copy !req
693. She said what we're facing is
similar to eminent domain.
Copy !req
694. They can do it,
we can push back.
Copy !req
695. Can we win?
She says maybe.
Copy !req
696. How long will it take?
Copy !req
697. Two and a half,
three years.
Copy !req
698. I spun like Katarina Witt
in Sarajevo
Copy !req
699. but there's nothing new out
there ready to come on board.
Copy !req
700. I made the rounds with
our current investors, too.
Copy !req
701. We may lose some.
Copy !req
702. I need to sit with
the Firefighters.
Copy !req
703. Get me a meeting
with Ken Shaddock.
Copy !req
704. Your ex-protégé is a hell of
a businessperson.
Copy !req
705. Sniffing out the initial trap
was smart.
Copy !req
706. They are indeed.
Copy !req
707. That's what's gonna
make it so rewarding
Copy !req
708. when they take the smart
business decision
Copy !req
709. to crush their father.
Copy !req
710. Because what they won't know,
until it's too late,
Copy !req
711. is how hollow
it will make them feel.
Copy !req
712. Uh, remind me to never
stab you in the back.
Copy !req
713. Consider yourself
reminded.
Copy !req
714. Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
715. What's that
you're devouring
Copy !req
716. like a gluten-free croissant
over there?
Copy !req
717. Oh, kiss my ass.
Copy !req
718. You know I don't fuck with
gluten-free.
Copy !req
719. And this is
my next thing.
Copy !req
720. Saler's
department stores.
Copy !req
721. Huh.
Copy !req
722. That chain's like
a wheezing elephant
Copy !req
723. ready to stumble
to its knees.
Copy !req
724. Uh, until
I get a hold of it
Copy !req
725. and hit it in the ass with
a giant shot of B-12.
Copy !req
726. You're gonna restore it
to its former glory?
Copy !req
727. Oh, you're fucking right
I am.
Copy !req
728. There's a lot of debt
against it, babe.
Copy !req
729. It's not gonna be easy.
Well, I don't do easy.
Copy !req
730. If I wanted that
I'd move to Florida
Copy !req
731. and work on my tan
with Bruno.
Copy !req
732. Yeah.
Copy !req
733. It's good that he seemed happy
with what I laid out.
Copy !req
734. Mm.
Copy !req
735. No?
Copy !req
736. That is some sweet deal
I'm giving him.
Copy !req
737. Are you gonna speak or just
sit there silently doubting?
Copy !req
738. Um...
Copy !req
739. Bruno knows
you get what you want.
Copy !req
740. So he's made peace
with that.
Copy !req
741. But he wants to
live in Florida.
Copy !req
742. What kind of life
would it be?
Copy !req
743. Playing canasta with
a bunch of other retirees.
Copy !req
744. Shuffleboard.
Copy !req
745. Dragging down to the drugstore
to get his prescriptions?
Copy !req
746. I don't want that
kind of life for him.
Copy !req
747. Nothing to fight for.
Copy !req
748. Nothing to make him feel like
he's still in it.
Copy !req
749. It's giving up.
Dying.
Copy !req
750. For you. For you,
it would be giving up.
Copy !req
751. But maybe for him,
after a lifetime
Copy !req
752. in front of a hot oven,
it would finally be living.
Copy !req
753. You put your faith in me.
Copy !req
754. There's something
sacred in that.
Copy !req
755. And I'm not the sort
to use that word.
Copy !req
756. No, no,
it is a sacred trust.
Copy !req
757. There is no other word.
Copy !req
758. You made me believe
you understood that.
Copy !req
759. And that you wouldn't
let these firefighters down.
Copy !req
760. I won't. Even as I wage
this other battle.
Copy !req
761. You know, before the department
I was in the service,
Copy !req
762. so I'm a bit of an expert
on two-front wars.
Copy !req
763. What happens,
no matter how well trained
Copy !req
764. and capable the army is,
Copy !req
765. more people die.
Copy !req
766. I will personally
be down in the muck—
Copy !req
767. Yeah, see, why is that
a good thing?
Copy !req
768. In a firefight,
an infantryman's job
Copy !req
769. is to zero in on his target
and shoot.
Copy !req
770. To the exclusion
of all else.
Copy !req
771. But he can't see anything else
besides that target
Copy !req
772. through the aperture
of his rifle sights.
Copy !req
773. It's a very small picture.
Copy !req
774. That's why a leader,
as much as he wants to fire,
Copy !req
775. needs to keep his weapon
at full port arms
Copy !req
776. and scan
the entire battlefield.
Copy !req
777. To see it all.
Copy !req
778. Let's measure it.
Copy !req
779. For a normal,
disciplined person,
Copy !req
780. this kind of engagement
would cost 50 percent.
Copy !req
781. So even for you,
Copy !req
782. will it cost you 20,
Copy !req
783. or 10,
even 3 percent?
Copy !req
784. Let's say you're right,
for the sake of argument.
Copy !req
785. At 97 percent focused,
Copy !req
786. I am certain you will not see
any change in results.
Copy !req
787. But to guarantee that,
let's do this.
Copy !req
788. Stay with me as long
as we're positive.
Copy !req
789. But the moment I slip
into negative territory,
Copy !req
790. I return your money
that day.
Copy !req
791. It's virtually risk proof
for you.
Copy !req
792. No deal, Mason.
Copy !req
793. You dump the other company
or we go.
Copy !req
794. I'm sorry
this didn't work out.
Copy !req
795. I know we would've done
great work together.
Copy !req
796. Okay.
Copy !req
797. So?
Copy !req
798. He put me to a decision
and I had to let him go.
Copy !req
799. Shit.
Copy !req
800. How went it with Dana?
Copy !req
801. He's out, too.
Copy !req
802. He says sorry and hopes
to see us down the road.
Copy !req
803. And I talked to the lawyer,
the bank and accounting.
Copy !req
804. You're gonna have to drive
this yourself, carry the risk.
Copy !req
805. Bank's gonna want you to
put up the money yourself.
Copy !req
806. Your bonus from last year.
Copy !req
807. Or we get the broker
to do a securities loan.
Copy !req
808. Fine.
But no margin.
Copy !req
809. Yeah.
I can get that done.
Copy !req
810. I'm not sure you should.
Copy !req
811. It's a big
fucking commitment.
Copy !req
812. A big commitment
has already been made.
Copy !req
813. And it holds. It has to.
To my father.
Copy !req
814. You have another.
Copy !req
815. To Taylor Mason Capital
itself.
Copy !req
816. You have to
make both work.
Copy !req
817. Or none of it will.
Copy !req
818. I just got word.
Copy !req
819. The Firefighters Fund
is gon-zo.
Copy !req
820. That's check.
Copy !req
821. You ready to go
topple the king?
Copy !req
822. Hello?
Copy !req
823. I need to see you.
Copy !req
824. Now.
Copy !req
825. Promise me this conversation
stays private.
Copy !req
826. That's the understanding
we've had the whole time.
Copy !req
827. I just want to
restate it.
Copy !req
828. Because I need to
tell you something,
Copy !req
829. and it's—
it's a big risk for me.
Copy !req
830. You have my word.
Copy !req
831. Axe knows you lost
the Firefighters.
Copy !req
832. He said they were
the air support
Copy !req
833. protecting the rest
of your ventures.
Copy !req
834. He said you chose your father
over your business.
Copy !req
835. I admire that.
Copy !req
836. He may not,
but I do.
Copy !req
837. That you can be one of the
people that finds the balance.
Copy !req
838. Who can be happy
at enough.
Copy !req
839. He could never do that.
Copy !req
840. But you didn't
let the fact
Copy !req
841. that your father exploited
your need for his approval
Copy !req
842. stop you from
choosing family.
Copy !req
843. That's truly impressive.
Copy !req
844. But Axe is coming
for you now,
Copy !req
845. and nothing's
going to stop him.
Copy !req
846. So you came to warn me.
Copy !req
847. He's so far gone...
with negativity.
Copy !req
848. Annihilation.
Copy !req
849. Annihilating you,
in particular.
Copy !req
850. I've never seen such
single-mindedness.
Copy !req
851. It's toxic.
Copy !req
852. Corrosive.
Copy !req
853. I went to work for
a financial genius,
Copy !req
854. not Shiva the Destroyer.
Copy !req
855. It gets hard
to be around.
Copy !req
856. How can you even stand
working there anymore?
Copy !req
857. I'm not sure I can.
Copy !req
858. I'm not sure I can be a part of
what he's planning.
Copy !req
859. I'm thinking
about quitting.
Copy !req
860. Nope. Fuck.
Copy !req
861. You're not here
to warn me.
Copy !req
862. "I'm thinking about quitting."
That's one too many.
Copy !req
863. I've trained myself
to recognize
Copy !req
864. when someone overplays
their hand,
Copy !req
865. and you did, just now.
Copy !req
866. But you've built
the perfect box.
Copy !req
867. No escape without
catastrophic loss.
Copy !req
868. That furniture will look good
in this place.
Copy !req
869. I hope your parents
are happy here.
Copy !req
870. Ken Shaddock, please.
Copy !req
871. Positive news, Dad.
Copy !req
872. My prostate is gonna shrink
back to its former size?
Copy !req
873. Not that, but it may make you
smile just as much.
Copy !req
874. Qatar State Bank is going to be
taken off the restricted list
Copy !req
875. and it's ready to give you
a sweetheart of a loan.
Copy !req
876. Well, you're right,
that does bring a grin.
Copy !req
877. Are you sure about this?
Copy !req
878. Got it straight from
the Secretary Of The Treasury.
Copy !req
879. You know Jewish people
have 613 rules—mitzvot—
Copy !req
880. for determining
what's kosher in life?
Copy !req
881. "Hey, what don't you know?"
"Innit?"
Copy !req
882. And in this country
we've got
Copy !req
883. about a million
banking regulations—
Copy !req
884. and this has got to violate
a bunch of them.
Copy !req
885. Oh, this shit is definitely
not kashrut.
Copy !req
886. Oh hoh.
You're not the only one
Copy !req
887. who lives in the big city.
Copy !req
888. Now, unless the bank
came off the list legitimately,
Copy !req
889. in which case—
In which case
Copy !req
890. we could take a look
at why it came off the list.
Copy !req
891. How, exactly? Why now?
Who was behind it?
Copy !req
892. You want to start
getting those answers?
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893. Love to.
Great.
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894. Dad,
I have something for you.
Copy !req
895. What the fuck is this?
Copy !req
896. A check for
1.3 million dollars.
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897. You caved.
Copy !req
898. You folded
and took the deal?
Copy !req
899. Government's gonna
mothball my project.
Copy !req
900. Or worse, deploy it
as they see fit.
Copy !req
901. I assessed all the options
and it was the only one left.
Copy !req
902. It was not the only one.
Copy !req
903. It was the only one that allowed
me to get the Firefighters back,
Copy !req
904. which will save this place,
Copy !req
905. because without it,
there is nothing.
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906. There's my life's work,
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907. my tech,
Copy !req
908. my fucking dream.
Copy !req
909. Which to you is nothing
in the face of
Copy !req
910. recoupment
of your investment
Copy !req
911. plus 8 fucking percent.
Copy !req
912. I'm sorry it worked out
this way.
Copy !req
913. It's unfortunate but my enemies
seemed to have found a way
Copy !req
914. to aim the government at us
like a nuclear weapon.
Copy !req
915. How did they know
where to aim?
Copy !req
916. How did they know
to hurt this venture?
Copy !req
917. I did it.
Copy !req
918. I told Wendy
about your dad.
Copy !req
919. Not—Not really.
She seemed to know.
Copy !req
920. I just said
the word 'startup.'
Copy !req
921. How, exactly, did you and
Wendy Rhoades end up talking?
Copy !req
922. S-She just...
Copy !req
923. She was supposed to
meet a friend,
Copy !req
924. and the friend
didn't show.
Copy !req
925. Oh, Taylor,
I got played.
Copy !req
926. No, Mafee,
I got played.
Copy !req
927. You were
mere confirmation.
Copy !req
928. I, too, spoke with her.
Copy !req
929. At first,
I thought it was benign.
Copy !req
930. Then I thought
I could use the forum,
Copy !req
931. gain from it,
but instead I was infected.
Copy !req
932. The fact that
you have enemies like this,
Copy !req
933. the fact that
you were once aligned
Copy !req
934. with such
despicable people,
Copy !req
935. maybe give that some thought
while I'm gone.
Copy !req
936. So you're leaving?
We could try ano—
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937. You're damn skippy
I'm leaving.
Copy !req
938. What's possibly going to
keep me here now?
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939. Yeah.
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940. This is one time I'm sorry
my thesis proves out.
Copy !req
941. Thesis?
Copy !req
942. You taught me,
don't just have an idea.
Copy !req
943. Build the model
that proves it.
Copy !req
944. Sara, call Shaddock
with the Firefighters.
Copy !req
945. Tell him I did what I said
and we're back in business.
Copy !req
946. Wait,
this is all a test?
Copy !req
947. Not a test.
A confirmation.
Copy !req
948. I needed to remind myself
who you really are.
Copy !req
949. Wendy said it.
Copy !req
950. I didn't want her to be right,
but she was.
Copy !req
951. I didn't chose the Firefighters
over you, Dad.
Copy !req
952. I chose what you wanted
over what I needed.
Copy !req
953. Don't you need me?
Copy !req
954. Yes,
and I always have.
Copy !req
955. But the version of you
I really need—
Copy !req
956. the one who's a father first—
he doesn't exist.
Copy !req
957. 'Cause all he cares about
is his own advancement.
Copy !req
958. I'm leaving.
Copy !req
959. And I'm taking my
fin technology with me.
Copy !req
960. No, you're not.
I owned it.
Copy !req
961. And I sold it
to the government.
Copy !req
962. You people.
Copy !req
963. All you care about
is fucking money.
Copy !req
964. You know what, kid?
Copy !req
965. You are just like me.
Copy !req
966. Only colder.
Copy !req
967. Yeah.
Copy !req
968. So maybe
I'll actually win.
Copy !req
969. Maybe,
but I'll say this.
Copy !req
970. It won't feel like it.
Copy !req
971. Sir, you're gonna need
to come with us.
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972. Why?
What the fuck?
Copy !req
973. - Come on.
- Don't make us cuff you.
Copy !req
974. Hey!
Copy !req
975. Rhoades.
Copy !req
976. I'm not easily scared.
Copy !req
977. Especially because you have
no cause of action to arrest me.
Copy !req
978. Oh, no, no, no, no.
Copy !req
979. You're not
under arrest.
Copy !req
980. No, in the old days
they called this a 'rousting.'
Copy !req
981. Now, that's
old-fashioned policing,
Copy !req
982. designed to
send a message.
Copy !req
983. And where can it go?
Copy !req
984. Well,
you can be brought in.
Copy !req
985. Put in holding.
You ever visit the Tombs?
Copy !req
986. It makes for a very edifying
24 to 48 hours.
Copy !req
987. Or you might be found to be
'resisting,' on the street,
Copy !req
988. and then the boys get
a little baton practice.
Copy !req
989. And these men are
my personal force.
Copy !req
990. There's nothing that
they won't do for me.
Copy !req
991. But I don't want to talk about
any of that.
Copy !req
992. No.
I want to talk about dogs.
Copy !req
993. And the people
who own 'em.
Copy !req
994. I love a good dog.
Copy !req
995. I, myself,
have had one for years.
Copy !req
996. But I don't fool myself,
as so many do.
Copy !req
997. Fool yourself?
Mm.
Copy !req
998. About which way the loyalties
really run.
Copy !req
999. Do you know what happens when
a solo pet owner dies alone?
Copy !req
1000. Nope.
Copy !req
1001. Oh, you don't want to admit
to yourself that you know.
Copy !req
1002. But you do.
Copy !req
1003. At some point, the pet decides
that its own survival
Copy !req
1004. matters more than
its fondness for its owner.
Copy !req
1005. And what do they do?
Copy !req
1006. Well, most often, they go for
the nose or cheek flesh first.
Copy !req
1007. Now, is that because
their love is so great,
Copy !req
1008. they want to be one with
their former best friend?
Copy !req
1009. I don't choose
to think so.
Copy !req
1010. No, I just bet those are
the most delicious morsels.
Copy !req
1011. And I don't
blame 'em at all.
Copy !req
1012. Because when their very lives
are at stake,
Copy !req
1013. how can they
stand on ceremony?
Copy !req
1014. After all, their owner
is already dead.
Copy !req
1015. But I'm not in desperate straits
as the dog in your story is.
Copy !req
1016. Oh, but you are.
Copy !req
1017. You don't really think
Eisen put you in front of me
Copy !req
1018. without us knowing
what would happen, do you?
Copy !req
1019. He brought you in so that,
in front of a witness,
Copy !req
1020. you would try to extort
Copy !req
1021. the sitting
New York Attorney General.
Copy !req
1022. With threats to expose him
if he didn't pay you off.
Copy !req
1023. That's an open
and shut case.
Copy !req
1024. Your own lawyer would
force you to take a plea
Copy !req
1025. the first day
you engaged him.
Copy !req
1026. But, because, as I said,
I'm a dog guy,
Copy !req
1027. I understand why
you felt you had to.
Copy !req
1028. Still the dog is dead.
Copy !req
1029. And you are sitting here
starving.
Copy !req
1030. I see.
Copy !req
1031. But, and here's the day
brightener for you.
Copy !req
1032. I have no need to bring this
into open court.
Copy !req
1033. What I propose to do
instead is
Copy !req
1034. give you this.
Copy !req
1035. Ah.
Copy !req
1036. That's a purebred
Belgian Malinois puppy.
Copy !req
1037. With papers.
Copy !req
1038. And it's yours.
Copy !req
1039. Along with
the 100,000 already paid.
Copy !req
1040. And you sign this.
Copy !req
1041. Which says
I drop my complaint.
Copy !req
1042. It sure does.
Copy !req
1043. Now and forever.
Copy !req
1044. Hi, Mafee!
Copy !req
1045. Not now, Ben.
Copy !req
1046. You.
Copy !req
1047. Do you have any fucking idea
what you've done?
Copy !req
1048. I used to think you were this
idealized version of a person
Copy !req
1049. with all the answers
and the ability to make
Copy !req
1050. each of us the best
of who we could be.
Copy !req
1051. I trusted you.
We all did.
Copy !req
1052. Because you charmed,
manipulated, worked us to.
Copy !req
1053. All with that bullshit
Buddha smile.
Copy !req
1054. And now I know that what
was behind that smile
Copy !req
1055. wasn't some serene
and wise teacher.
Copy !req
1056. Hey!
It hid a sick, vicious phony.
Copy !req
1057. Now I know that's what you
really are—a goddamned monster.
Copy !req
1058. Hey!
Traitorous motherfucker.
Copy !req
1059. Yeah, leave her alone,
you fucking goon!
Copy !req
1060. You tried to sabotage
this firm!
Copy !req
1061. Fuck you, Bill!
You don't talk to a man
Copy !req
1062. like Dollar Bill Stearn
like that.
Copy !req
1063. - Fuck you, too!
- Guys. Mafee—
Copy !req
1064. I am gonna
kick your ass!
Copy !req
1065. Bring it, asshole!
Copy !req
1066. Let it happen.
We both want it.
Copy !req
1067. No fighting where
Mr. Axelrod is liable.
Copy !req
1068. I'll sign whatever!
That's two of us!
Copy !req
1069. Get him outta here!
Copy !req
1070. Let's do it in the ring then,
fucknut!
Copy !req
1071. Any time, any place,
motherfucker!
Copy !req
1072. Rumble in the Jungle!
Thrilla in Manila! Zaire!
Copy !req
1073. You're a garbage person,
Wendy.
Copy !req
1074. That's what you are.
It's what you all are!
Copy !req
1075. Fuck you.
Copy !req
1076. I guess
we hit the target.
Copy !req
1077. It's done.
Copy !req
1078. Done means signed,
sealed, delivered.
Copy !req
1079. Is that what you're telling me?
I am.
Copy !req
1080. He acknowledges that
his dog was a repeated menace
Copy !req
1081. and you acted
in self-defense.
Copy !req
1082. He releases you
from responsibility
Copy !req
1083. and will not tell
or sell the story.
Copy !req
1084. Welp. Now we know,
definitively.
Copy !req
1085. You really are
a power broker.
Copy !req
1086. And, uh, I'm gonna
say it directly,
Copy !req
1087. so it's between us
and acknowledged.
Copy !req
1088. Down the 'pike, I will
ask something of you.
Copy !req
1089. Something hard.
Copy !req
1090. Something that will be
very costly for you to do.
Copy !req
1091. And you will
deliver it for me.
Copy !req
1092. I will.
Copy !req
1093. You've shown me, by example,
what might happen if I don't.
Copy !req
1094. Can I have it back?
Copy !req
1095. That thing
goes off again,
Copy !req
1096. lose my number.
Copy !req
1097. Wendy says
don't touch it.
Copy !req
1098. Smells too good
to leave untouched.
Copy !req
1099. It's here to create the sensory
impression of a perfect home.
Copy !req
1100. That smell that drove you
to get out fork and knife,
Copy !req
1101. even though moments before
you had no idea you wanted pie.
Copy !req
1102. It brings warmth.
Copy !req
1103. Contentment.
Copy !req
1104. And that's what's called for
right now.
Copy !req
1105. Mm-hmm.
Why?
Copy !req
1106. People are coming
to look at the house.
Copy !req
1107. Real buyers.
Copy !req
1108. Your kids are out
with the babysitter.
Copy !req
1109. And where's Wendy?
Copy !req
1110. Out.
Copy !req
1111. It'd be good
if you were out, too.
Copy !req
1112. Hey, Bobby.
Copy !req
1113. Just catching up here.
Copy !req
1114. Bruno.
Copy !req
1115. Tell me
what you really want.
Copy !req
1116. Don't matter.
Copy !req
1117. That other deal,
I told 'em to get lost.
Copy !req
1118. 'Cuz we got a deal.
Copy !req
1119. I asked what you want.
Copy !req
1120. The way I drew it up
in my head?
Copy !req
1121. Walk down to a cafe
each morning,
Copy !req
1122. bright and sunny,
Copy !req
1123. have an espresso.
Copy !req
1124. Go and do
some surf casting,
Copy !req
1125. catch some pompano,
some snapper.
Copy !req
1126. Pack 'em in salt
and bake 'em al forno.
Copy !req
1127. Eat 'em with
a nice vermentino.
Copy !req
1128. Hit the track,
hit the—hit the links.
Copy !req
1129. Definitely
roll some bocci.
Copy !req
1130. Walk home along
the beach at night.
Copy !req
1131. Kids come down
and visit for the holidays.
Copy !req
1132. Maybe...
Copy !req
1133. meet a nice widow
to share it with.
Copy !req
1134. Uh huh.
Copy !req
1135. That's it.
Copy !req
1136. Go do it.
Copy !req
1137. I'll buy you out.
Copy !req
1138. Tonight.
Copy !req
1139. With enough to set yourself up
as you want down there.
Copy !req
1140. And sell the place
to you?
Copy !req
1141. Yeah.
Copy !req
1142. And what are you gonna do
with it, huh?
Copy !req
1143. Make it a museum?
No.
Copy !req
1144. One thing you're gonna need
to realize, kid,
Copy !req
1145. your childhood,
your heart,
Copy !req
1146. it ain't
in that pizza oven.
Copy !req
1147. It's inside you.
Copy !req
1148. Yeah,
that may be true.
Copy !req
1149. But that oven makes
a damn good pie.
Copy !req
1150. That's a fact that.
Copy !req
1151. Come on.
Copy !req
1152. I think you got a full house
out there.
Copy !req
1153. Oh, yeah!
Copy !req
1154. What did you do?
What did you do?
Copy !req
1155. The family just wanted
to show you some love.
Copy !req
1156. Hey, thanks for
inviting me, Axe.
Copy !req
1157. Hey, 'course, Freddy,
you're family, too.
Copy !req
1158. Thank you.
Here's to you, Bruno.
Copy !req
1159. Love you.
Hey, salud, everybody.
Copy !req
1160. Salud!
Copy !req
1161. - Oh.
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