Billions 2x9

1. Previously on Billions...

2. Sandicot's not getting the gaming license.

3. The committee chose the location that will bring

4. the greatest benefit to the greatest number of people.

5. The gaming license was the guarantee

6. that Sandicot would pay off the notes.

7. So, it's fallen upon all of you to figure out

8. how to get us un-fucked.

9. Austerity. It's your only option.

10. Axe Cap was not what I thought it would be.

11. You care to be a little more specific?

12. I'm supposed to give their lawyer a heads-up,

13. but I think I'm pretty safe to talk...

14. if you bring me a subpoena.

15. The Churchill World War II. You sure, Chuck?

16. "Never give in. Never give in."

17. From the day I passed the bar,

18. I have said those words to myself the first morning of every trial.

19. - You can still say the words. - Hello. I'm Taylor.

20. My pronouns are "they," "theirs," and "them."

21. You see things differently. That's an edge.

22. That's Camelot right there.

23. That is a picture of a man running for office.

24. - Our deal hold? - Yes, but not for you.

25. You want a session? See someone else.

26. My office is off-limits.

27. I should've told you about Wendy before I even spoke to her.

28. What if I won't see her? I'll draw a line.

29. Black Jack Foley.

30. How are you, Charles?

31. I'll be better if you help me out with a little something.

32. I know what you and your two daddies did up in Sandicot.

33. Thanks, Wags, but... really?

34. You got me VR goggles? What, am I turning 13?

35. If you were, Uncle Wagsy would be getting you laid

36. by the most beautiful call girl in the state.

37. But you're a big man having a big birthday,

38. so the gift matches. And you're not there yet.

39. It's called The Arque,

40. the foremost luxury bunker for end times.

41. A hedge against humanity.

42. Stocks of non-perishable food,

43. water purification equipment, seed banks,

44. DNA cold storage, medical supplies, and surgical equipment.

45. Everything you need, jefe, even weapons.

46. - For what? - I don't know.

47. Terrorists. Cannibals.

48. Happy birthday.

49. This coin means that you've got a spot reserved.

50. I made the down payment.

51. And I'm not too classy to say that it ran me 360K.

52. Sic Transit Imperium.

53. "So passes the empire."

54. Thanks, Wags.

55. I can see you put a lot of thought into this.

56. You get a spot for yourself?

57. If humanity has to be rebuilt,

58. it sure as fuck shouldn't be in my image.

59. Besides, you know I wanna be

60. on the outside, rocking with the marauders.

61. Let's go.

62. You went with a sailcloth option.

63. - Huh? - Tent.

64. Oh, yeah. Lara picked it.

65. Axelrod has never made a move as brazen, as public

66. as looting a working class town.

67. Yeah, now he's like the bad guy in a Springsteen song.

68. Exactly so.

69. Oh, he's the boss man closing down the factory

70. and kicking Johnny 99 to the street.

71. We're going to attack. Bryan.

72. Now the thrust of this muni-bond deal,

73. buying of the debt, forcing austerity...

74. Austerity. What a lovely word

75. for fucking the life out of 180,000 people.

76. Yeah. Well, the bond deal itself, reprehensible as it is,

77. is completely legal. It's the timing that's suspect.

78. Axe jumped in when he did because he knew something.

79. We laser in on how he came by the information,

80. who's involved, how money may have changed hands.

81. Information like this is never free.

82. There's bribes and payoffs under it.

83. Real Meeting Across the River shit.

84. What, only white men can listen to The Boss?

85. Oh, not at all. No.

86. In fact, like the main character in that deep cut,

87. Axe is not gonna win here.

88. Something has to tie back to him.

89. We're on a path. Uh, location board, gaming commission.

90. Uh, it's Albany.

91. You can't have a PTA bake sale without kickbacks.

92. Let's mount up.

93. Sandicot team has a long drive ahead of us.

94. Kate? That subpoena come through for Steph Reed?

95. Thirty minutes ago. I will have her in here this afternoon.

96. It's a big deal, source that close.

97. You have my complete confidence.

98. I thought Connerty did.

99. I have enough confidence to go around.

100. Aparicio Rodriguez.

101. Plays third.

102. Kid's the next Sal Bando.

103. First round draft pick next June.

104. I've been paying for private lessons for him since he was 13

105. in exchange for a chunk of the kid's future signing bonus.

106. It's recoup time.

107. 2,000 percent ROI...

108. even counting the dozen other kids I invested in

109. but had to cut loose.

110. - All right, guys, take a break! - Rodriguez, bring it in.

111. I got you a birthday present.

112. - Him? - No. Klaxon.

113. - Belgian car company. - An auto scheme?

114. I'd rather have the ballplayer. At least this guy can hit.

115. This is better.

116. It's something I couldn't discuss at the office.

117. Did you know about this?

118. Not the details, only that there was something worth hearing.

119. I heard rumors. Dug into it off-campus, off the books.

120. They're headed for a recall.

121. Major fines, sanctions.

122. - Bottom's gonna drop out. - When?

123. Unknown, but we gotta move fast to lay in our position.

124. This news won't hold long.

125. What's your level of certainty?

126. I am not uncertain.

127. Any particulars I need to know?

128. No.

129. I'll think about it.

130. Whoa, wait. This... this is automatic.

131. This cow's got a bolt to its head,

132. and it's hanging upside-down.

133. You just gotta carve it up and eat it.

134. Times are changing.

135. No matter how not uncertain you are,

136. these days, I take a laparoscope to the fucking guts of every deal.

137. Gents, if I may... What's to gain?

138. A hundred million? It's a drop in the bucket.

139. It's not worth giving the government the opening.

140. Perfectly said, Wags.

141. Has he made you afraid of Rhoades,

142. whispering pussy excuses in your ear?

143. You're really that fucking scared, Axe?

144. You back off, Bill.

145. Why? 'Cause he can end my world, burn my contacts,

146. and keep every cent of my bonus for himself?

147. That... That's supposed to make me hold my tongue?

148. - Fuck, yeah. - See? That...

149. That's why you will never buy and sell equities.

150. No, all that's supposed to make me more brazen

151. when I know I'm fucking right.

152. It's okay, Wags. It's okay.

153. Come here.

154. If I were standing where you are,

155. I'd be even more strident in my approach.

156. But I'm standing here, so I have to be the opposite...

157. reflective, calm, considered.

158. It's just about who I am at this precise moment in time.

159. What business are we in, hmm?

160. I thought it was a business of profit,

161. of free men and women,

162. beyond the apparatchiks and their pathetic rules.

163. Yeah, all of that and "Who is John Galt?"

164. Look, I'm a rich man.

165. You're a very rich man.

166. If we can't live how we want, then the terrorists have already won.

167. Back in the cage!

168. Let's go.

169. What the fuck was that?

170. That was a guy who was giving me all the right questions.

171. We're looking at a police force at half-capacity.

172. The library is open 12 hours a week.

173. Why, that is... revolting.

174. No, I see what's happening here.

175. You are not invisible. You matter.

176. - Lock him up! - Yeah!

177. If the law gives me the power, I will.

178. And... if the law doesn't,

179. well, then somebody needs to get to work changing the law.

180. Yeah.

181. Robert Kennedy said,

182. "Every society gets the criminal it deserves."

183. Sandicot sure didn't deserve Bobby Axelrod.

184. But you do deserve the law enforcement

185. I plan on bringing.

186. Right, right, right.

187. Thank you.

188. Go! Gotta go!

189. You sure you don't want to talk to 'em?

190. No. I don't need to sound my own horn.

191. Now if the people of Sandicot wanna trumpet it for me...

192. Sir.

193. Will you come with me?

194. Well, well.

195. Impressive ground game,

196. showing me there's no corner of the state you don't touch.

197. Ah, I planned to be up here.

198. Sure.

199. Ah, so...

200. Uh, is your granddaughter enjoying Washington?

201. Just getting settled in. Hmm.

202. She and I remain touched by the generosity of your spirit.

203. Good. That's nice to hear.

204. Ah, there's someone, uh, I need you to see.

205. George Minchak.

206. - Okay. - She vets all of my candidates.

207. You want her to know everything.

208. It's a stress test.

209. - Yeah. - We prepare for what

210. the opposition will use.

211. I'm not really sure I'm entirely comfortable with that.

212. My last candidate who did not use her...

213. was Spitzer.

214. I'll fit her right in.

215. And we need to do it right now because of the attention

216. this, uh, unofficial campaign visit will bring.

217. I'd have told you if I'd thought that...

218. No, you... you don't need to tell me everything.

219. You need to tell Minchak everything.

220. Then Minchak tells me.

221. Hmm.

222. - That was a joke. - Okay.

223. Uh, what you're doing up here, um, feeling their pain?

224. It's a time-honored tradition.

225. And the way you refused to, uh, play to the grandstand,

226. thus ensuring that the, uh, reporters will chase you

227. to the next whistle stop, that brings a smile.

228. Yes, I felt that to do interviews at this time

229. would only have downside.

230. Yeah, it's as worthless as a $100 dollar bill

231. to a rooster with a hard on.

232. Well, if you're thinking of having a meal before you leave,

233. try the Garbage Plate.

234. It's a local delicacy.

235. That looks hard to resist.

236. You'll hardly be able.

237. Eat the shit out of it.

238. I've been angling to get into investor relations

239. for 16 months.

240. Hmm. I didn't know that.

241. Does that mean I haven't been doing it assertively enough?

242. Maybe, um, not necessarily.

243. We can talk about ways

244. to be more clear and more goal-oriented,

245. if that's what you're interested in.

246. It's just... I don't know what I'd be selling.

247. Sandicot is...

248. is hard to swallow, placing the calls,

249. crowing about our returns at the expense of a town.

250. Just makes me feel...

251. so isolated...

252. and kind of sad.

253. A lot of people are having problems with it.

254. Do you ever feel that way,

255. like the things we have to do compromise us somehow?

256. This isn't about me.

257. But why are you feeling this way?

258. Is it just about Sandicot?

259. No. There are other things that I see.

260. And I remember being a kid and our reverend saying,

261. - "He who looks..." - Yeah, we need to stop here.

262. I'm not sure having an overgrown conscience

263. is gonna help you get that investor relations job,

264. you know?

265. - Thank you. - Mm-hmm.

266. - You know what I hate? - Fish, fowl, or mammal?

267. Learning something about myself.

268. When is that bullshit just gonna stop?

269. - Dollar Bill? - What he said,

270. he's kind of right. I've become a pussy.

271. No. We just made a choice to stop living on the edge is all.

272. Is it?

273. What'd she say?

274. She told me to suck it up.

275. Then she said an overgrown conscience isn't gonna help me.

276. She said that? Okay. She saw through it.

277. Axe, I was thinking about

278. my position here, and I think I would make an excellent...

279. It was a script, Deb. Don't internalize.

280. Look who's making a racket in Sandicot.

281. He's coming again, isn't he?

282. He never wasn't.

283. Tell Dollar Bill no on Klaxon.

284. What do you get a billionaire?

285. God, I wish I had the stones to skip it. I hate these things.

286. You love parties.

287. Well, I recently took the Myers-Briggs personality test,

288. and it turns out I'm an introvert.

289. I'm not sure that test is rock-solid.

290. I thought I like parties, but I don't.

291. On a deeper level, it disturbs my equilibrium.

292. Is that why you woke up the day after the Christmas party

293. in a yellow snow drift behind the strip joint?

294. Exactly.

295. Bearing of a Roman Centurion?

296. Or slices through rough seas

297. - like a Man-O-War? - What?

298. Birthday speech. You got skills?

299. Not for... all that.

300. But the party, I have a conflict.

301. I want to gauge the importance of attending.

302. Axe doesn't take attendance, but he knows who's in the room.

303. - I'll leave it at that. - Fuck.

304. Did you just say "fuck"?

305. I did.

306. You're one of us now.

307. What was the nature of your job at Axe Capital

308. as you understood it?

309. I was to be next to Axe in every meeting,

310. to be the firewall against illicit dealings.

311. I was a witness and to make sure

312. things were being done above board.

313. Tell me about Axe.

314. He was unreadable.

315. At three o'clock, he was writing checks

316. to aid earthquake victims in the Caribbean.

317. At 3:45, he was cornering the market

318. on Churchill first editions just to stick it to an enemy.

319. And then one day, he just fragged my ass.

320. I never really saw it coming.

321. Did he give an explanation?

322. No. I guess he just didn't want a witness anymore.

323. Referred to himself as a Terminator.

324. What does that mean?

325. A cybernetic organism, programmed to kill.

326. Living tissue over robotic endoskeleton...

327. I've seen the movie. I just meant...

328. He has some sort of programmed mission,

329. and I was standing in the way.

330. The day before he fired me, Bill Stearn approached

331. with a play that was clearly over the line,

332. citing a source named Victor.

333. Did he say the...

334. They didn't talk about it... because I was in the room.

335. But without me, one or both of them

336. would have circled back, no doubt about it.

337. Or else Axe would've filled my position.

338. No. He wanted no impediments to illegal activity,

339. and that's what he has now.

340. Dollar Bill's tough. We have a history.

341. Anyone else?

342. Try Taylor Mason.

343. They have become something of a prodigy, a go-to.

344. Anything big Axe is wading into,

345. Taylor's there with a snorkel mask.

346. I believe it's time, nay, long past time,

347. to transform your charitable arm and engender a permanent foundation.

348. Properly stewarded, it will write the name

349. of your benevolence on the ages,

350. alongside Carnegie, Vanderbilt. A creation of consequence.

351. Because otherwise, what's it all for? Is that right?

352. I don't pretend to answer

353. that which lies in the realm of the theologians.

354. Yet you just happened to pitch me legacy on my birthday?

355. I won't claim happenstance.

356. This is the time when a man like you allows reflection to dictate action.

357. He thinks I need him to steward this whole legacy thing.

358. You don't need me,

359. but I would be qualified for such a position.

360. What do you make at your current gig?

361. I prefer not to really get into that.

362. It's public record, Sean.

363. Have some dignity and spare us the time.

364. Two-hundred twenty-five thousand.

365. Okay. And a, uh, "true steward"

366. of a multi-billion dollar charitable foundation,

367. what would that put me back, Wags?

368. In the range of $350,000 to $500,000 a year,

369. I think it was.

370. Yeah. See, I have looked into this before.

371. And you are not the first one in here looking to double his salary.

372. But today is your lucky day,

373. because I do want to set up a permanent foundation

374. with you as its steward.

375. I accept.

376. With one urgent recommendation.

377. Cancel your party.

378. That's direct.

379. You just offered me enough, so I have to be.

380. You cannot throw a lavish party

381. at the very moment when you're draining the meager resources

382. of what amounts to a village of apple-cheeked orphans.

383. That party was organized long before Sandicot got grounded.

384. A change of course? That's reactionary. Weak.

385. I am not hiring you to serve me weak tea.

386. You're really hiring him? Why?

387. Hired. We shook.

388. I'm setting a course that needs to be acknowledged

389. in all future stories about wherever we go next.

390. Ayles may be what he is,

391. but he speaks the nasal language of culture and credibility.

392. And you just bought that.

393. It's what all the great philanthropists did,

394. wrote their names on the ages

395. and laundered their reputations in the process.

396. I'm keen to get started.

397. Hey. I gotta go relieve Wendy.

398. What was so important?

399. Ice Juice.

400. It's a natural beverage company.

401. A proprietary process called Flash-Pas.

402. I own a chunk of the company,

403. and I've represented the founder... forever.

404. He's done. He wants out.

405. I can take it over.

406. Majority ownership. It is within reach.

407. I just need the cash.

408. Your, uh, lockup period is ending?

409. You said you wanted to do something for me.

410. - Now is when I need it. - I meant what I said.

411. I owe you, but, I mean, you know my money's in a blind trust.

412. I know. I don't want your money.

413. Oh, I see.

414. My father. You want his money.

415. Except I never get involved in his business deals

416. for ethical as well as... personal reasons.

417. Chuck, this is my chance.

418. This IPO is... It's a blockbuster.

419. This is... This is that leap that I've always talked about,

420. the one I've been waiting my whole life to take.

421. Well, you know him. Why don't you just call?

422. Well, if it comes from you, he'll take it more seriously.

423. If I make the call, then it's tantamount to me endorsing it,

424. which is... not something I can do right now.

425. Look, you know I see

426. the inside of more deals per day than anyone.

427. This is the one that I've been waiting for

428. to get me out of that goddamn law office.

429. I do know that you would not be here

430. unless the deal was a winner.

431. I'll...

432. Let me think.

433. Of course. Of course.

434. All right.

435. Look what Wags got me.

436. The Arque?

437. Luxury survival bunker. It's a scam.

438. Why does everything need to be a scam?

439. When the Armageddon comes, the doors will be locked.

440. I think it's a good idea, a fail-safe.

441. The end could come sooner than anyone might think.

442. Yeah, it might already have come.

443. We just don't know it yet.

444. Well, what do you think'll happen when it all really goes to shit?

445. Well...

446. Getting to the mountains could be a problem.

447. We'd have to let the pilot and his family in the Arque.

448. Yeah. We'd really have to build it ourselves,

449. recruit all the security forces

450. just to ensure absolute loyalty.

451. Mm, and secrecy, you know?

452. No VR sales tours.

453. And we'd also have to make room for my family,

454. Matty and Mary and Ned

455. and Connie and Lu and Mo, Sean.

456. Yeah, I'm not sure about that, Lar.

457. Excuse me?

458. Well, we wouldn't leave them just to die.

459. We'd buy two Arques, ours in the Canadian Rockies,

460. and one for your family in... Jersey.

461. - So generous. - Well, fuck it.

462. I should probably just go down with the whole ship,

463. this fucking tent, hedge funds, all of it.

464. Half my life now is ass-covering and optics,

465. fucking optics of everything from parties to put options.

466. I'm spending half a mil on some stuffed shirt

467. to brush up my fucking image.

468. Come on, maybe we should split for the weekend, now,

469. before we need the goddamn Arque.

470. And bail on the party?

471. Just the two of us. We'll celebrate our way.

472. No.

473. Big occasions like this need to be marked,

474. acknowledged,

475. for posterity and for fun.

476. You deserve to be celebrated.

477. And you should be surrounded by your whole gang

478. so they can honor you, too.

479. They work for me. They're not my friends.

480. What about Wags and Dollar Bill?

481. If they're not your friends, they're kind of like brothers.

482. You know, they deserve a chance to show you how they feel.

483. I'm not even gonna tell you who you sound like right now.

484. And Wendy, too.

485. You know I decided not to see her.

486. And I was clear about that, and I've stuck to it.

487. So... I don't know if she'll want...

488. Just because you don't talk to her professionally

489. doesn't mean that you can't take one night

490. to commemorate the importance of it all.

491. She's foundational to Axe Capital... and to you.

492. Hey. Sorry I'm late.

493. No, it's okay. I was... tired.

494. You were out of town?

495. Uh...

496. Yeah. I don't know if you heard, but I was up in Sandicot.

497. It's a real mess up there.

498. Looking to punish those responsible.

499. I was invited to Axe's birthday party.

500. I said no.

501. Hmm. What's that about?

502. My readjustment back at Axe Cap has been...

503. more difficult than I thought it would be.

504. How so?

505. I've felt manipulated.

506. I may have done some of that, too.

507. I may have given you the impression

508. that I was happy there, and I may well end up that way.

509. But the truth is, it's been bumpy.

510. Well, why are you staying?

511. Oh, you don't have to answer that...

512. No, it's what I've been asking myself.

513. I built something.

514. I put myself into it, and now...

515. It's not what you remembered, not what you fell in love with.

516. I think I went back to see if I still could.

517. Something I tell my patients

518. when they're hesitating about making some kind of move

519. in their own life is, sometimes you have to jump in...

520. - Mm. - all the way in to find out.

521. They are lucky to have you.

522. It's easy when it's about someone else.

523. Yeah.

524. It's about you, it's hard to know.

525. When do you... keep working at it?

526. When do you... give up?

527. I don't know.

528. Dollar Bill's telling the truth. It looks clean.

529. Even if they trace his burner

530. or get into his air-gapped laptop, like I did,

531. nothing will come back to you,

532. unless somebody talked.

533. Like his source?

534. Victor Mateo. You were right.

535. Fuck.

536. This is complicated, because Victor always puts himself

537. where the money is, but it's usually far from pristine.

538. Well, then he's the potential weak link.

539. He's either looking to get back in your graces

540. or trying to get close enough

541. to jab a ricin-tipped umbrella into your thigh.

542. Hello?

543. Oh. I was... calling for Wendy.

544. She's not available. Who's calling?

545. Lara Axelrod. This must be Chuck.

546. That's right.

547. Can I tell her what it's regarding?

548. My husband's birthday party.

549. She RSVP'd "no," and I just wanted to make sure

550. she knew that both Bobby and I would

551. really be delighted to see her at the house.

552. Well, uh, I will certainly pass along your message.

553. But I do know that she was feeling a lack of...

554. clarity in terms of going.

555. I'm guessing things are tense and complicated right now,

556. and this can't be helping.

557. You're not guessing.

558. I know this is weird. I was just calling to say...

559. she's back at the company,

560. and the company will all be here, so she should be, too.

561. You know, if we don't mark the milestones,

562. we're just passing with the time.

563. Well said.

564. And I'd invite you as her plus one, but under the circumstances...

565. Yeah. There is such a thing as too weird,

566. even for all of us.

567. Well, uh, I will pass along your message.

568. Good night.

569. Chuck.

570. - Hi, Chuck. - Hey.

571. You know, I think that you're not going to the party

572. because of me,

573. which pleases me in a way that it probably shouldn't.

574. Oh, Chuck.

575. Wendy,

576. I say go to the party.

577. Either it'll feel right or it won't.

578. But...

579. you gotta jump in and find out.

580. How's Victor been?

581. Look, I would've told you it came from him,

582. but the last time I mentioned his name...

583. For good fucking reason.

584. - Because Steph Reed was there. - Yeah, because I fired his ass.

585. And sure, I paid him off to keep the peace, but...

586. My God, I think he'd still love to roast me.

587. You trust me? Right?

588. With my life.

589. Because there's certain guys you just know about.

590. You look 'em in the eye, and you know.

591. Other guys, you know things about.

592. And with Victor, it... it's both. Yeah, I know him.

593. But also...

594. I know things about him.

595. And the things I know, he can't fuck me,

596. so he can't fuck you.

597. So that might be enough for you. I understand.

598. But it's not enough for me, not anymore.

599. You know, before the Old West gunslingers

600. were turned into dime store paperbacks and cartoons,

601. the word "outlaw" meant something.

602. It meant that the law didn't apply to you.

603. No protection.

604. You run across a guy on a forest road,

605. he could kill you. No repercussions.

606. I mean... you used to love Victor,

607. and trust him before all this started.

608. He didn't do anything to deserve the fate you gave him.

609. That's what makes this decision so tricky.

610. He had the right to cold dish me.

611. I just don't know that he's past it yet.

612. Oh.

613. Why don't you ask him yourself?

614. Look him in the face.

615. That's your present.

616. And you might find it's worth more than a hundred million.

617. So, Steph Reed...

618. I wish she were more of an asset.

619. Axelrod has been very careful.

620. Here are the notes from the interview, if you're interested.

621. Terminator?

622. Cyberdyne Systems, series 800, Resistance Infiltrator.

623. - Got it. - It's kind of a miss,

624. so I went back into the Sandicot file and ran this down.

625. Old stock car.

626. Title was transferred to casino developer, Donald Thayer,

627. from Bobby Axelrod.

628. Gentlemen, start your engines.

629. Thought you forgot the way in here.

630. Know it by heart.

631. Couple things.

632. - Okay. Go. - Deb Kawi.

633. I knew you made her.

634. The next time you tell someone to lose their conscience

635. - will be the first time. - Don't run people at me.

636. - Got you in the office. - No.

637. I'm here because of the other thing.

638. Your birthday.

639. Okay. What, specifically, about that?

640. Your wife asked me to come. Said you wanted me there.

641. - Is it true? - I think you know me well enough

642. to know the answer to that question.

643. Quite a hole you've dig yourself

644. right here in the middle of scenic Kingsford, Thayer.

645. It's not my best. It's not my worst.

646. I just have one question,

647. the only question that matters.

648. Who is Bobby Axelrod to you?

649. He's a friend.

650. Why else would he have given me that Dodge out front?

651. Figured you knew that if you were here asking questions.

652. I also know about that above-market lease

653. you signed on his Sandicot land.

654. Is it wrong to overspend?

655. My wife dings me for that all the time.

656. - Uh-huh. - Yeah, you know,

657. - I see something I like... - Nah.

658. No one will believe that.

659. Oh, not when we run 'em through

660. the litany of business dealings you've engaged in

661. that could, uh, most charitably be described as shady

662. and most accurately as criminal.

663. Fraudulent loan applications,

664. union payoffs, stiffing vendors,

665. and yet, writing off the expenses on your account.

666. You do everything to save a buck on the business end.

667. Are you leveraging me?

668. I've been strong-armed by the vowel guys.

669. - Never bent. - Oh.

670. Oh, I bet you'd like to put me in that hole...

671. like you used to do it.

672. Then pour the concrete.

673. They never find 'em when you do that, do they?

674. No one wants to tear a whole building down,

675. but you can't now. Now, you're respectable... ish.

676. You've changed your narrative.

677. So let me suggest a new chapter in your story,

678. one in which you are the unindicted co-conspirator

679. rather than a defendant.

680. Which story is that?

681. The story of Sandicot.

682. Let me tell it to you, then you tell it back,

683. if it's true, of course, which it is.

684. You and Axelrod entered into a criminal conspiracy

685. to bribe Marc Capparello for inside information

686. on the deliberations of the Location Committee

687. and where they were gonna put your casino.

688. Wow.

689. You're some fucking gangster,

690. swaggering up here, making threats.

691. From you, "fucking gangster" sounds like a compliment.

692. Not how I meant it.

693. Axelrod is not your friend.

694. Let me help you keep on the right side.

695. You'd love to know what I got on him.

696. Problem is,

697. I don't need whatever deal or immunity you got.

698. See, I already have my umbrella.

699. I'm singin' in the fucking rain.

700. You?

701. You're just standing there, gettin' wet.

702. I'll see you on Pearl Street at my arraignment...

703. if you got the brass.

704. Three and two, count is full.

705. I grew up playing stickball.

706. You wanna grab that broom handle and stand in?

707. I'll get too intense.

708. Okay.

709. People are telling me I can't miss your party.

710. No, because those people think the only way to advance

711. is by following the rules and social mores.

712. They have no fucking idea why we do what we do.

713. I don't think I'm any better than them.

714. Of course you do.

715. You even know it a little bit.

716. Do not feel obligated to attend.

717. Okay.

718. Why are you missing it, by the way?

719. You don't wanna party with me?

720. It's my sister's wedding.

721. Rehearsal dinner on Mackinac Island in the U.P.

722. - Michigan. - Oh, yeah. I know.

723. Not a lot of flights.

724. You're rich. They're called private planes.

725. I almost booked it.

726. I just don't know if I can actually get on it.

727. The carbon footprint alone is...

728. You're really that worried about the world ending?

729. Yes.

730. What about your own world?

731. Not so much.

732. Well, before that existential dread racks you,

733. buy some offsets.

734. Donate to the Rainforest Alliance.

735. As a matter of fact, if you do that,

736. I'll have Deb book the plane for ya. Done. Move on.

737. It's not just that. It's...

738. I never thought I'd be thinking about living this life.

739. You're living it already.

740. Do you think I ever thought I'd be here?

741. I never thought I'd be more than just a numbers guy at the track.

742. Aqueduct?

743. Nah. Trotters. I'd still be at the track

744. if it weren't for this one guy, a gambler.

745. He worked a seat at Commodities. He thought I'd be good.

746. So he took me to Four World Trade, and I saw it immediately.

747. I could read the tape just like the odds on the board.

748. It was like walking into something between a casino and the U.S. Mint.

749. So I bought a seat at the exchange for 64K,

750. and that was it.

751. Is that a common career trajectory?

752. Not anymore. Wasn't back then either.

753. And you're glad it went this way?

754. Yeah. Why shouldn't I be?

755. So before I let you get back to your childhood,

756. the moral of the story is...

757. just get on the fucking plane, huh?

758. No.

759. The moral of the story is, you get one life,

760. so do it all.

761. Why did I have Thayer dead to rights,

762. and he wasn't even nervous?

763. Why were you sitting with Thayer in the first place?

764. How does that help you with headlines, blind items...

765. community leaders?

766. Oh, you weren't encouraging me to be smart.

767. You were protecting one of your own.

768. Did you handpick him for the deal?

769. Did I make a mistake with you?

770. Are you fighting for inches or yards?

771. I am so close to getting Axe.

772. I can run on that.

773. I can win on that.

774. That's what we both want.

775. If you are the man I think and... and hope you are,

776. you will get him... on something else.

777. You know it's not the first time Axe has gone bad on something.

778. What did Thayer give you, four points?

779. I don't handcuff. You're free to go after Thayer if you want.

780. But play out those dominoes first,

781. and not just for Axe.

782. Thayer takes a hit, the casino goes away.

783. Those upstate jobs go away.

784. It leaks that my father started things in Sandicot...

785. and the last one falls on me.

786. Chuck, Sandicot is a circle.

787. Wherever you start on that path,

788. it leads right back to you... to us.

789. And right now, no one knows that you and my father

790. crushed that town as much as Axe.

791. Yes.

792. And why don't we keep it that way?

793. You know what, Jack?

794. I think I'll get Axe on something else.

795. Whatever you feel is best.

796. You're seeming... shy tonight.

797. We can't escape our nature.

798. Enough with the Myers-Briggs, Mafee.

799. - Cheers. - Cheers.

800. The man here yet?

801. - Nah, I haven't seen him. - Cheers.

802. What? Weird.

803. Yeah?

804. Hey.

805. Have a seat.

806. Fuck. Thayer stonewalled us?

807. I'm not gonna shield you from this, Bryan, all right?

808. I have decided not to pursue Thayer or Sandicot,

809. for strategic reasons.

810. - Politics. - Yeah.

811. Plain and simple.

812. Tell the team.

813. Welcome to my bowling club.

814. I worked it out so I had it private tonight.

815. Sweet. How are ya, Victor?

816. Lots of times, I thought about, if I ran into you,

817. what I might say... or do.

818. Here I am. Hit me. I can take it.

819. That's in the past.

820. Fuck you, Axe.

821. You think every time you take a meeting or take a shit,

822. it's deep and filled with wisdom.

823. But you made a mistake letting me go.

824. You cut me, but you cut yourself worse in the process.

825. You're not wrong, Victor.

826. You were collateral damage. I regretted it.

827. - Really? - Briefly.

828. And for a few moments after, which surprised me.

829. You getting soft?

830. I came all the way out here, Victor,

831. on the recommendation of a dear friend,

832. to look at you.

833. - What do you see? - A man who's stuck...

834. at a boutique firm, a glorified day trader.

835. Making good money, but not as good as it used to be.

836. But that's not the sticky part.

837. You can't be who you are, and it's ripping you up.

838. Bit by bit.

839. What do you have and what do you want?

840. I want back in. Not with the main fund.

841. I understand you can't do that, and I don't want you to.

842. I want my own shop, a satellite.

843. Terms will be very generous for you the first few years,

844. and I will give you the prime fucking meats.

845. Everything I know about Klaxon.

846. Internal memos, company documents.

847. It's bigger than a recall.

848. You leak this cover-up, they'll drown in lawsuits.

849. You could cover at zero.

850. Start looking for office space.

851. Welcome back.

852. Donna!

853. I need Sacker now!

854. This. What the fuck is this?

855. Steph Reed says that Axe bought some enemy's books?

856. Yes. He cornered the first edition book market

857. for those specific books to spite a rival.

858. And did she say...

859. which books?

860. Second World War by Churchill.

861. Motherfucker.

862. This is what they do.

863. How the fuck do you compete with something that powerful,

864. that swims around for days on end,

865. just waiting for the faintest smell of blood

866. so it can attack without warning,

867. and with all the ferocity and half the conscience

868. of a goddamn bull shark?

869. You can't.

870. Unless you can somehow anticipate where it will strike

871. and then match its strength when it does...

872. which you can't.

873. I can see books are a trigger for you...

874. Thank you, Sacker.

875. Dad, I'm messengering something to you,

876. and I will be over to discuss it in a while.

877. Good.

878. Son, credit where it's due.

879. This Ice Juice thing is a win.

880. I've already spoken to Ira.

881. He... ran me through a few more of the numbers.

882. Yeah, well, I knew if Ira said it, it would be so.

883. Yeah, he told me you almost didn't bring it to me

884. out of some worry about... conflict?

885. That would've been shortsighted.

886. I agree, and I am most certainly taking the longer view at the moment.

887. Good boy.

888. We can't let this opportunity slide by.

889. This IPO could be the start

890. of a billion dollar windfall, and it's a life-changer for him.

891. You keep saying "we."

892. I'm not liquid enough to pull the trigger.

893. I find that hard to fathom.

894. My cash on hand happens to be

895. tied up in an few real estate deals right now,

896. and it's not the right time to sell.

897. Huh. Let me guess.

898. Kingsford?

899. I think it's best we not discuss that.

900. With your position, that would be unethical.

901. But there is a solution.

902. The chunk of cash I need

903. is on a statement with your name on it.

904. - The blind trust. - But, uh, why tell me about it?

905. Uh, isn't the whole point to a blind trust that

906. I'm not supposed to know what you're doing with the money?

907. No, not this time.

908. That trust was set aside for you and the children.

909. But even the safest IPO

910. has a different risk profile than a normal investment.

911. You have to know before I do it.

912. You want me to break my public vow?

913. The moment that I'm transitioning into elected office?

914. It's only damaging if it gets out.

915. I'll invest silently. Your role will be hidden.

916. We'll replace the funds as soon as we sell some of the stock.

917. No one's the wiser.

918. Hmm.

919. Well, if this is what it takes...

920. uh, to help you and Ira...

921. - Does that mean... - Yeah.

922. Crack it open.

923. Use a bit for your venture.

924. I trust your judgment.

925. As always.

926. Excuse me. Wendy.

927. - Lara. - Welcome.

928. Thank you.

929. You know, we never really had you over to the house enough.

930. Thanks for the invite.

931. And I appreciate the personal follow-up.

932. Chuck was, um...

933. quite surprised to hear from you.

934. Well, I'm glad you came.

935. Bobby will really value you being here.

936. Hmm. I couldn't tell when I spoke to him at work.

937. Oh. I thought you weren't really talking at work.

938. I'm sure it must be hard for you to not have access to him,

939. but we think it's best for everyone.

940. Clear boundaries this time.

941. Right...

942. which is why I set the policy.

943. It was the only way I could work there.

944. I couldn't keep seeing him.

945. It wasn't like doctor-patient or even athlete-coach.

946. It was more Hannibal-Clarice.

947. Not seeing him was one of your conditions for coming back.

948. I thought it was important for both of us, really.

949. Thanks again for the invite. I could use a drink.

950. Where are you?

951. I'm at the front gate. Come meet me.

952. Let's get outta here. Fuck this.

953. It's a mistake.

954. I see how we made it...

955. because we forgot.

956. I forgot... where I'm from.

957. I forgot that I don't give a fuck about any of this.

958. It's all sailcloth held up with poles

959. lit by lighting designers and ripped to the ground tomorrow.

960. I wanna be with you.

961. I wanna take you somewhere that matters.

962. Everyone's waiting for you.

963. Wags is about to give his speech.

964. I've had quite a challenge this week

965. to put together words, ordinary words,

966. to describe the most extraordinary man I ever met.

967. A man as steely as a Roman centurion,

968. cooler than Jean-Paul Belmondo.

969. He's a jaguar shark, an American Sniper,

970. every decision in the space of seven breaths.

971. If you cross him,

972. he'll put a fucking ding in your universe.

973. But these are all exaggerations, derivative.

974. They don't limn the truth of an indefinable essence.

975. They don't speak to my real feelings.

976. It's no exaggeration to say

977. that Bobby Axelrod is the man who gave me my life,

978. or at least let me keep it.

979. But even more than that, he's given me friendship...

980. the kind of friendship, it's more than money,

981. it's more than talent, it's...

982. almost family.

983. But unlike family, he never turns away.

984. He's the only one who truly sees me and doesn't judge.

985. He accepts me as I am,

986. and that kind of friendship is...

987. everything.

988. It is the stuff of life itself.

989. So thank you...

990. for my life.

991. Traders trade.

992. Lovers love.

993. Cars are meant to go.

994. Happy birthday, Axe,

995. wherever you are.

996. Way to go, Wags!

997. Axe didn't show up?

998. Who does that, skips his own party?

999. That's fucking fantastic.

1000. Maybe he's an introvert, too.

1001. No, he's not an introvert.

1002. He just remembered he's an outlaw.

1003. A fucking desperado.

1004. Hey. Axe said to give this to you.