1. We shook hands,
we went our separate ways,Copy !req
2. and that is all she wrote!Copy !req
3. Look at you.
Look how happy you are.Copy !req
4. A huge weight is gone!Copy !req
5. So... we are celebrating.Copy !req
6. I've invited Don and family
to a barbecue...Copy !req
7. sort of...
an engagement party for Betty.Copy !req
8. I've ordered lobsters.Copy !req
9. I'll dig a fire pit
in the backyard.Copy !req
10. Lobsters?
For everyone?Copy !req
11. I mean,
that's a lot of lobster.Copy !req
12. Well, it's a big day
for Don and for us.Copy !req
13. There's no sin
in a rare extravagance.Copy !req
14. Ooga-ta-poo-sa-ga-so-la-argh!Copy !req
15. "Christian Story Time."Copy !req
16. - There's Daddy.
- Daddy!Copy !req
17. Hey! Ah!Copy !req
18. How are ya, baby?Copy !req
19. Let's see what we got.Copy !req
20. Ooh, yeah.Copy !req
21. Hey. Oh.Copy !req
22. Oh, what's Daddy have
for Raymond?Copy !req
23. - Ooh.
- Ooh.Copy !req
24. Don't be sad.
Daddy's being very generous.Copy !req
25. Okay, then.Copy !req
26. Give me the 10
and I'll get you some pennies.Copy !req
27. Come on, Ray!
It's the Jesus show!Copy !req
28. So what's the occasión,
Daddy?Copy !req
29. Business is... ow...Copy !req
30. Jonah and the whale...Copy !req
31. Iooking up.Copy !req
32. the tiny boat capsized.
Jonah was thrown...Copy !req
33. When I was living
on the streets,Copy !req
34. I used to dream of having
just one thing of my own,Copy !req
35. just one thing to be proud
of that was mine.Copy !req
36. And now I have
three beautiful wives,Copy !req
37. seven perfect children,Copy !req
38. and I'm about to add
a third store to this family...Copy !req
39. free and clear.Copy !req
40. - Our third store...
- Mmm.Copy !req
41. free and clear.Copy !req
42. Here it comes.
Here it comes.Copy !req
43. Here it comes.
Oh!Copy !req
44. Ooh.Copy !req
45. Ooh, I like it
when you're in control.Copy !req
46. Mmm.Copy !req
47. Oh.Copy !req
48. Ooh.Copy !req
49. I love you, Bill.Copy !req
50. I love you too.Copy !req
51. How much?Copy !req
52. Oh, I'd say it's...Copy !req
53. astronomical.Copy !req
54. Beyond all measure.Copy !req
55. Mmm.Copy !req
56. I'm $58,000 in debt.Copy !req
57. Mmm.Copy !req
58. I was waiting for
the right time to tell you.Copy !req
59. Right time?Copy !req
60. Well, who...
well, who do you owe?Copy !req
61. American Express.Copy !req
62. How did you get
a credit card?Copy !req
63. I don't remember.Copy !req
64. I filled out a form
and they sent me one.Copy !req
65. With a $60,000 limit?Copy !req
66. I have a few cards.Copy !req
67. How many?Copy !req
68. Nine.Copy !req
69. What?
I mean, how did you...Copy !req
70. Oh, Nicki,
how could you?Copy !req
71. Bill.Copy !req
72. Jeez!Copy !req
73. Where are you going?Copy !req
74. Please talk to me.Copy !req
75. Go back inside.
Someone might see you.Copy !req
76. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
77. I don't know.Copy !req
78. - Bill.
- Nicki.Copy !req
79. I overslept.Copy !req
80. What do you know
about Nicki's finances?Copy !req
81. She gets her $850-a-month allowance
like the rest of us.Copy !req
82. I'm talking about
excessive shopping.Copy !req
83. Well, she's been doing most
of the shopping since I started work.Copy !req
84. I can step back in
if you want.Copy !req
85. She's in debt
up to her eyeballs!Copy !req
86. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
87. She owes almost 60 grand!Copy !req
88. - Okay, all right. Just calm down.
- Calm down?Copy !req
89. I can't imagine
a bigger transgressión.Copy !req
90. I mean, she's pulled some boners,
but this... this is just... oh.Copy !req
91. Well, I think that
there's a way to refinance.Copy !req
92. We consolidate
onto one or two cards,Copy !req
93. And we'll just
cut up the rest.Copy !req
94. You knew, didn't you?Copy !req
95. - How long have you known about it?
- Not long.Copy !req
96. Nicki.Copy !req
97. Morning, Barb.
Have you seen Bill?Copy !req
98. Unfortunately, yes.Copy !req
99. I mean, Nicki,
what have you gone and done?Copy !req
100. Nothing.Copy !req
101. Bill and me, we hadCopy !req
102. a misunderstanding
last night is all.Copy !req
103. A misunderstanding?Copy !req
104. I didn't tell him
you knew anything about it.Copy !req
105. Well, I did. He grilled me
and I implicated myself.Copy !req
106. I think the least you could have done
was give me some warning.Copy !req
107. I'm sorry, I just...
I couldn't take it anymore,Copy !req
108. and last night he was in such
a good mood, it just popped out.Copy !req
109. - Hi. What popped out?
- Nothing.Copy !req
110. - Everything okay?
- We're taking care of it, Margene.Copy !req
111. - Taking care of what?
- Margene.Copy !req
112. Bill, please,
I need to talk to you.Copy !req
113. I have nothing
to say to you.Copy !req
114. And I want to see
all of your credit card statements.Copy !req
115. Okay, please tell me...
what credit card statements?Copy !req
116. Margie, go.Copy !req
117. Your babies
are eating bugs.Copy !req
118. Trade nights with me.Copy !req
119. I need tonight
to straighten this out with him.Copy !req
120. I'm afraid this is going to
take more than one night.Copy !req
121. Oh, this is just
a little glitch is all.Copy !req
122. Turns out everyone
in the compound is in debt.Copy !req
123. I mean, bankruptcies
right and left.Copy !req
124. It's very common nowadays.Copy !req
125. How come I'm always the last one
to know what's going on?Copy !req
126. - Margie, it's personal.
- Jojo. Hi. Come on in...Copy !req
127. It's no big deal.
Everything's under control.Copy !req
128. I wouldn't have told
Barb anything either,Copy !req
129. but she's a snoop.Copy !req
130. Hi, everyone.Copy !req
131. We're all so excited
about Sunday.Copy !req
132. Thank you for hosting
our engagement party with Betty.Copy !req
133. I was hoping
that while I was hereCopy !req
134. I could practice
a song I'm working on.Copy !req
135. It's a surprise.Copy !req
136. Oh-ho-ho.
Well, of course.Copy !req
137. Why don't you sit out by the pool
and enjoy the fresh air?Copy !req
138. - Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
139. You're gonna love Betty
by the way.Copy !req
140. She's got this, I don't know...
this aura about her.Copy !req
141. It's very calm
and peaceful.Copy !req
142. We fell in love
with her right away.Copy !req
143. The vote was unanimous.Copy !req
144. What vote?Copy !req
145. I assume
she means the voteCopy !req
146. to allow a new wife
into the family.Copy !req
147. Was there a vote on me?Copy !req
148. We're not talking
about that now.Copy !req
149. Barb, I need your help.Copy !req
150. Wait.
There was a vote on me?Copy !req
151. Barb, please switch with me.Copy !req
152. Yes, there was a vote.
It was a major decisión.Copy !req
153. No one ever told me.Copy !req
154. I'll switch. I'll trade.Copy !req
155. Tell him we're switching
and put in a good word for me.Copy !req
156. I can't believe
there was a vote.Copy !req
157. What, you thought you just coasted in
by charming the slacks off Bill?Copy !req
158. Some of us had
different criteria.Copy !req
159. We had to hash it over.
That's the way it works, Margie.Copy !req
160. But... whoa!
You already knew me.Copy !req
161. So what, did you, like, sit around
and try and dig up flaws?Copy !req
162. Stop.
It's the way it's done.Copy !req
163. So the whole time we were
hanging out, I was being judged?Copy !req
164. What did you say about me?Copy !req
165. Margie, please.
I need to think.Copy !req
166. And you're in the family,
aren't you?Copy !req
167. So it couldn't have been
all that bad.Copy !req
168. So there was some bad?
What was it?Copy !req
169. Margie, I said
I can't talk right now.Copy !req
170. Bill's really
mad at you, huh?Copy !req
171. Margie, we're having
a long overdueCopy !req
172. ironing out
of a few little things.Copy !req
173. Everything's all for the better.
It's all positive.Copy !req
174. Margene!Copy !req
175. How's the sound
from where you are?Copy !req
176. 100,000 square feet
on two levelsCopy !req
177. with an adjacent
parking structure.Copy !req
178. And a snack area.
Full-on food court,Copy !req
179. not one of those little
hot-dog stands out front.Copy !req
180. Sounds like
one heck of a store.Copy !req
181. So the bank will buy and then
we do a long-term leaseback.Copy !req
182. That's the plan.Copy !req
183. Has Utah One been
in sales leasebacks long?Copy !req
184. Oh, we steered clear
of that bubble in the '90s,Copy !req
185. but we do
a fair amount now.Copy !req
186. Well, we sure appreciate
you coming out here.Copy !req
187. With all the bankruptcies
nowadays,Copy !req
188. these site visits are becoming
standard procedure.Copy !req
189. You know, we just have to see
what we're getting ourselves into,Copy !req
190. you know,
should your lights ever go out.Copy !req
191. You don't have to
worry about that.Copy !req
192. Ours are shining pretty bright.Copy !req
193. - Right, Bill?
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
194. We've got our finances
well under control.Copy !req
195. Well, that's good to hear.Copy !req
196. At the end of the day, still,Copy !req
197. it's all about trust, isn't it?Copy !req
198. Say, I can recommend
a great architectural team.Copy !req
199. Already hired one.Copy !req
200. - A building contractor?
- We're good.Copy !req
201. An environmental
or a structural engineer?Copy !req
202. - Don?
- Huh-uh.Copy !req
203. - How about a restaurant for lunch?
- You're on.Copy !req
204. - Congratulations.
- That's great.Copy !req
205. All right, you are...Copy !req
206. an ENTJ.Copy !req
207. You are an extrovert who relies on
judgment over perception,Copy !req
208. and it says here
that you would be good at law,Copy !req
209. management
or operations research.Copy !req
210. Hmm.
I've been thinkingCopy !req
211. about becoming a state representative
or something in politics,Copy !req
212. 'cause I'm so tired of people
having the wrong idea of Utah.Copy !req
213. We're a red state,
but that doesn't meanCopy !req
214. we're Neanderthal
and not progressive.Copy !req
215. Hmm. Coming from the girl
who scored highestCopy !req
216. on the judgmental part.Copy !req
217. Ah!Copy !req
218. Okay, true or false?Copy !req
219. You prefer going outCopy !req
220. with small groups
rather than large ones?Copy !req
221. Duh. That's easy.
I can guess.Copy !req
222. - You're an introvert.
- I'm so not an introvert.Copy !req
223. - Yes, you are.
- Huh-uh.Copy !req
224. You would have to be
to survive your nutty lifestyle.Copy !req
225. But that's my parents.
It's not me.Copy !req
226. Yeah, but, I mean,Copy !req
227. it has to have an effect on you,
on your personality.Copy !req
228. How could it not?Copy !req
229. True or false?Copy !req
230. You're comfortable letting others
make decisions for you.Copy !req
231. No, false.Copy !req
232. Hi, can...Copy !req
233. can I talk to you?Copy !req
234. I was wondering
if you knew anythingCopy !req
235. about a vote about me
joining the family.Copy !req
236. Uh, that was a few years ago.
I don't really remember.Copy !req
237. You don't remember anything?Copy !req
238. I'm probably
the wrong person to ask.Copy !req
239. Benny!Copy !req
240. Do you remember a few years ago,
a vote about me?Copy !req
241. - Mmm, which one?
- The one about me joining the family.Copy !req
242. - Which one?
- What do you mean "which one"?Copy !req
243. Um, I think
there were a few.Copy !req
244. I mean, it took a while.
It kept coming in at two to one.Copy !req
245. But it was just so everyone
could get to know you better.Copy !req
246. So...Copy !req
247. so they didn't like me
right away?Copy !req
248. Well, I did.Copy !req
249. Bill, one of our...Copy !req
250. special customers
wants to meet you.Copy !req
251. Oh. Hi, I'm Bill Henrickson.
It's a pleasure to meet you.Copy !req
252. Hello.Copy !req
253. Bill, it's Betty.Copy !req
254. Betty. Betty!Copy !req
255. Oh, well,
nice to meet you.Copy !req
256. Really really nice
to meet you.Copy !req
257. Oh, same here.
I feel like I already know youCopy !req
258. from everything Don told meCopy !req
259. and from
the TV commercials.Copy !req
260. So much has been happening
to me lately, and this is just...Copy !req
261. - terribly exciting.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
262. Well, um, I guess
I'll see you Sunday.Copy !req
263. Okay. Um, well,
bye-bye till then.Copy !req
264. Bye-bye.Copy !req
265. - Bye...
- Don!Copy !req
266. You've got to take it easy.
You can't do that here.Copy !req
267. I'm sorry,
but isn't she great?Copy !req
268. I never thought I'd fall
so hard for Number Four.Copy !req
269. Well, hopefully,
you can restrain yourselfCopy !req
270. - while she's downstairs shopping.
- Oh, don't worry.Copy !req
271. Down there,
Betty's just another shopper.Copy !req
272. Listen, Peg just ran
the numbers.Copy !req
273. Take a look at the total.Copy !req
274. By selling the first two stores
to the bank and leasing them back,Copy !req
275. we can get a cash influx
of almost $5 million netCopy !req
276. and a rate of return
of 25 to 30%.Copy !req
277. Five million.Copy !req
278. That's more than enough
to pump into the third storeCopy !req
279. - and pay down some of our debt.
- That's right.Copy !req
280. I'm tired of living on credit.Copy !req
281. Say, do your wives
have any credit cards?Copy !req
282. No way.
Those things are a trap.Copy !req
283. The interest rate's ridiculous.Copy !req
284. - Hello?
- Hi. You find everything?Copy !req
285. Yeah, I just finished.Copy !req
286. Well, we need to track down
a pot, a lobster pot.Copy !req
287. - What kind of pot?
- Lobster. For lobsters.Copy !req
288. Well, where on earth am I supposed
to find one of those?Copy !req
289. Wal-mart, Kmart.
Nicki, if you can't do it, that's fine.Copy !req
290. No, I can do it.Copy !req
291. I'm happy to.
Is there anything else?Copy !req
292. No, that's it.
Thanks.Copy !req
293. Have you spoken
to Bill yet?Copy !req
294. Not yet.
I will, though.Copy !req
295. Okay.Copy !req
296. - Yes.
- Hi.Copy !req
297. Just wanted to let you know
I'm making pork chops tonight,Copy !req
298. so don't snack
on your way home.Copy !req
299. Bill?Copy !req
300. We can talk about
our little "whoops" after dinner.Copy !req
301. I can't see you tonight, Nicki.Copy !req
302. In fact,Copy !req
303. I don't think I can see you
for a day or two.Copy !req
304. I'm sorry.Copy !req
305. Boys, we have to
go out again.Copy !req
306. Barb wants us to pick something
up for her, like usual.Copy !req
307. Can we get some ice cream?Copy !req
308. No, we can't buy anything fun
anymore. Dad said so.Copy !req
309. Won't you talk about it?Copy !req
310. What's to talk about?
Look at this!Copy !req
311. Williams-Sonoma,
Madeline's House of Shoes,Copy !req
312. The Chocolate Factory?Copy !req
313. Who pays for candy
with a credit card?Copy !req
314. I mean,
this is unbelievable!Copy !req
315. Why in the "H" did she need
all this stuff anyway?Copy !req
316. I mean, is it a mental illness
or a disease?Copy !req
317. A lot of people have
this problem, Bill.Copy !req
318. And a lot of people
are dope fiends,Copy !req
319. But I'm not married to them.Copy !req
320. - Can I help you, Officer?
- Bill Henrickson?Copy !req
321. I'm Chuck Tuttle.
I'm Heather's father,Copy !req
322. - here to pick her up.
- Oh.Copy !req
323. Hello.Copy !req
324. I'm Barbara Henrickson,
Sarah's mother.Copy !req
325. - Uh, please, come in.
- Yeah.Copy !req
326. Oh, thanks.
Thank you.Copy !req
327. Sarah! Heather!Copy !req
328. - Come on down here!
- We've become awfully fond of Sarah.Copy !req
329. She's been to our house
a number of times now.Copy !req
330. I've been looking forward
to meeting you.Copy !req
331. Likewise.Copy !req
332. Sorry you couldn't make it to
the father-daughter pancake breakfast.Copy !req
333. Yeah.Copy !req
334. Dad, I thought Mom
was picking me up.Copy !req
335. Mom was busy with
the Relief Society, honey bun.Copy !req
336. Well, nice to finally
meet you, Chuck.Copy !req
337. You too, Bill.Copy !req
338. - Goodbye, Heather.
- Bye.Copy !req
339. Sarah, did you know that girl's father
was a state trooper?Copy !req
340. Yes.Copy !req
341. Are we going to jail?Copy !req
342. No, honey.
Everything's fine.Copy !req
343. Well, how come I didn't know?
There's an awful lot I seem to beCopy !req
344. in the dark about lately,
and I don't like it.Copy !req
345. Dad, if you think
that Heather's gonna say anything,Copy !req
346. you're wrong.
She's my friend.Copy !req
347. And what's this about
a pancake breakfast, anyway?Copy !req
348. How come I had to find out
about it from a stranger?Copy !req
349. Well, it was last weekend,
and you work on Saturday,Copy !req
350. so I figured
you'd be too busy.Copy !req
351. Here's the pot.Copy !req
352. I hope it's the right size.
It weighs a ton.Copy !req
353. Did you see him?
Did you talk to him?Copy !req
354. There you are.Copy !req
355. Honey, we do need to talk.Copy !req
356. Barb switched
nights with me.Copy !req
357. Well, switch it back, Barb.Copy !req
358. I don't like people making plans
for me behind my back.Copy !req
359. And I don't like secrets.Copy !req
360. Did you see that?Copy !req
361. He wouldn't even
look at me.Copy !req
362. - He hates me now.
- Well, he doesn't hate you.Copy !req
363. I don't even exist.Copy !req
364. - I'm gonna sell my car.
- No, you're not gonna sell your car.Copy !req
365. - Just put the pot down.
- I am.Copy !req
366. And pay down my debt.
It's my car.Copy !req
367. Actually, it's not.
Your car belongs to all of us.Copy !req
368. My name is
on the registration.Copy !req
369. Why are you
doing this to me?Copy !req
370. Oh, you have no idea
how glad I amCopy !req
371. that you called.
I really needed to get out.Copy !req
372. Hey, here comes
our fourth. Hey.Copy !req
373. - Oh, there he is.
- Hey.Copy !req
374. - Hi, Carl. Hi, Pam.
- How are you doing?Copy !req
375. - How are ya?
- Margene, this is Chad.Copy !req
376. He works with me downtown.Copy !req
377. - Oh.
- Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
378. - It's nice to meet you, Margene.
- Mmm. Hmm.Copy !req
379. You live across the street
from Carl and Pam?Copy !req
380. I moved in
a few months ago.Copy !req
381. Well, isn't that fortuitous?Copy !req
382. - I've heard a lot about you.
- Huh.Copy !req
383. - Hi there.
- Hi.Copy !req
384. Would you mind putting this
on two checks... the two of us on oneCopy !req
385. - and these two on another?
- You got it.Copy !req
386. And I will have
the rib eye, medium rare.Copy !req
387. - My wife will be having...
- The chef's salad.Copy !req
388. And for you, sir?Copy !req
389. I'd like
the chicken specialCopy !req
390. and the young lady
would like...Copy !req
391. Cheeseburger and onion rings,
please, and a diet Sprite.Copy !req
392. - Okay. Any other beverages?
- Couple of milks.Copy !req
393. - Oh, do you have 2%?
- Yes.Copy !req
394. - Same, please.
- Okay, great.Copy !req
395. You two with the dinner specials
are welcome to go to the salad bar.Copy !req
396. All right. Thanks.Copy !req
397. Excuse us.Copy !req
398. - What do you think?
- Is this a date?Copy !req
399. Carl and I just thought
it would be niceCopy !req
400. - for you meet someone from our church.
- But I can't.Copy !req
401. I'm not available...Copy !req
402. emotionally.Copy !req
403. Oh, honey, I know how hard it is
losing a loved one,Copy !req
404. but at some point
you just have to move on.Copy !req
405. I'm not good
at meeting people.Copy !req
406. I've been told I make
a bad first impressión.Copy !req
407. I liked you right away,
and I can tell Chad does too.Copy !req
408. Stop being so insecure.
Try and have fun.Copy !req
409. I have some thoughtsCopy !req
410. On how we might
consolidate this.Copy !req
411. pictures
from this afternoon.Copy !req
412. The truckee river jumped its banks,
flooding downtown Reno.Copy !req
413. This fast-moving cold front
will sweep across Eastern NevadaCopy !req
414. - and will be in our area...
- Let me ask you this...Copy !req
415. Do you think you'll have patched
things up with Nicki by Sunday?Copy !req
416. I really couldn't
tell you, Barb.Copy !req
417. I think we should think about
canceling the barbecue.Copy !req
418. There's too much tensión
in the houses, Bill.Copy !req
419. - It's not healthy.
- No, we're celebrating.Copy !req
420. - So you said.
- I've ordered the lobsters.Copy !req
421. They're being
flown in from Maine.Copy !req
422. I wish you could
slow things down a bit,Copy !req
423. go slower
on the third store, even.Copy !req
424. Oh, you are tense
as I don't know what.Copy !req
425. Now, I worry sometimes about
the price we're all paying for success.Copy !req
426. Barb, if I didn't keep constantlyCopy !req
427. moving the ball forward,
we would sink under our bills.Copy !req
428. Yeah, no thanks
to Nicki, right?Copy !req
429. But, I mean,
you can't avoid her forever.Copy !req
430. - She's really upset.
- Well, I'm upset too.Copy !req
431. You let things get totally
out of control around here.Copy !req
432. That's not fair. I mean,
you're being unreasonable.Copy !req
433. You have to calm down.Copy !req
434. Why should I calm down
when I find outCopy !req
435. one of my wives has sunk us
60 thou in debt,Copy !req
436. which is kept a secret
from me for years;Copy !req
437. when another wife's
kept a secret from meCopy !req
438. and didn't even tell me
what she knew?Copy !req
439. I was in a difficult position, Bill,Copy !req
440. and I'm extremely relieved
to be out of it.Copy !req
441. I don't like lies either.Copy !req
442. If I did, we'd still be
meeting in hotels.Copy !req
443. And I felt that it was Nicki's place
to tell you, not mine.Copy !req
444. I'm your husband,
aren't I?Copy !req
445. Yes,Copy !req
446. but I'm married
to two other people.Copy !req
447. You seem to forget
that sometimes.Copy !req
448. I got another.Copy !req
449. A bishop gets
into an elevatorCopy !req
450. with a beautiful woman.Copy !req
451. The woman hits
the stop button,Copy !req
452. turns to the bishop
and says,Copy !req
453. "Can you make me feel
like a true woman?"Copy !req
454. - Oh.
- And the bishop says, "I sure can,"Copy !req
455. takes off all his clothes,
throws them in the cornerCopy !req
456. and says, "Now fold them."Copy !req
457. That's... yes.Copy !req
458. Okay, Chad,
here's one for you.Copy !req
459. How many feminists
does it takeCopy !req
460. to screw in a lightbulb?Copy !req
461. None. It's not the lightbulb
that needs changing.Copy !req
462. Ho-ho.
Touché, Margene.Copy !req
463. Gee, you've got
a great sense of humor.Copy !req
464. Really?
You think so?Copy !req
465. Yeah.
You're quick-witted.Copy !req
466. And smart and clever.Copy !req
467. Thanks.Copy !req
468. I know somebody
voted against me,Copy !req
469. and I want to know why.Copy !req
470. - Do you hear me?
- Huh?Copy !req
471. I just... I don't understand what
took you so long to make a decisión.Copy !req
472. I liked you right away.Copy !req
473. And I'll have you know,Copy !req
474. a lot of people take
an instant liking to me.Copy !req
475. I'm good at telling jokes.Copy !req
476. It took me a while
to realize this, but it's true.Copy !req
477. Margie, it isn't always
about you.Copy !req
478. Don't you realize
what I'm going through?Copy !req
479. I have a lot more on my mind
than how many timesCopy !req
480. I wrote your name down
on a piece of paper.Copy !req
481. I am one step away
from being tossed out onto skid row.Copy !req
482. Bill's that mad at you?Copy !req
483. Of course not.Copy !req
484. It's just a figure of speech.Copy !req
485. You know, Nicki,
if I were in your shoes,Copy !req
486. I'm not sure I'd think I could afford
to go out of my wayCopy !req
487. to be mean and alienate
someone right now.Copy !req
488. Honey,Copy !req
489. you know how much
I care for you.Copy !req
490. I love you, Margie.Copy !req
491. Do you honestly think
I could have voted against you?Copy !req
492. Do you really think
that's possible?Copy !req
493. - Look, there's your food court...
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
494. and a bigger office.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
495. What are you gonna do
when Betty moves in?Copy !req
496. Vernie and Jojo are gonna
share a room till we can add on.Copy !req
497. Good. Don't spread 'em out
into separate houses.Copy !req
498. All right, Bill,Copy !req
499. what's going on?Copy !req
500. It's Nicki.Copy !req
501. I found out she has
a shopping addiction.Copy !req
502. She's been hiding it.Copy !req
503. I feel like a stranger
in my own homes.Copy !req
504. Sorry, Bill. You know,
the best thing you can do isCopy !req
505. get it off your chest
with her and move on.Copy !req
506. The thing is, I'm having
a hard time forgiving her.Copy !req
507. I just feel it's...
it's not in me.Copy !req
508. My emotions are
out of control.Copy !req
509. Listen to that.
It's really coming down.Copy !req
510. Yeah, I watched it
on the Weather ChannelCopy !req
511. last night.
It was over Nevada.Copy !req
512. Whoa. That was
right on top of us.Copy !req
513. I was in the neighborhood
and I thought I'd stop by.Copy !req
514. These are for you.Copy !req
515. Could I come in for a minute?Copy !req
516. Mmm.Copy !req
517. I knew you had kids.Copy !req
518. I just didn't realize
you had so many.Copy !req
519. It's a handful sometimes.Copy !req
520. I love kids.Copy !req
521. And I'm pretty good
with them, too.Copy !req
522. I had such a great time
at dinner.Copy !req
523. You are so fun
to be around.Copy !req
524. Really?
That's nice to hear.Copy !req
525. I couldn't sleep at all
last night.Copy !req
526. I was thinking
about meeting you.Copy !req
527. I know this sounds crazy,Copy !req
528. but I felt this kind of a...Copy !req
529. I don't know,
like a burning in my bosom.Copy !req
530. All night my mind
was racing.Copy !req
531. I believe I might have had
a revelation...Copy !req
532. you're the one for me.Copy !req
533. I don't know...
what to say.Copy !req
534. I'm going to kiss you now.Copy !req
535. Chad, uh...Copy !req
536. I need to tell youCopy !req
537. I have my eye
on someone else.Copy !req
538. Hmm.Copy !req
539. Forgive me
for saying this...Copy !req
540. but perhaps you're looking
in the wrong direction.Copy !req
541. I can't believe
it just collapsed.Copy !req
542. I'll go call
the insurance companyCopy !req
543. and I should get some cones
to block of the area.Copy !req
544. The last thing we need
is a lawsuit.Copy !req
545. You seem to have suffered
some misfortune.Copy !req
546. "We cannot comprehend
the greatness of His powerCopy !req
547. for He directs the showers and storms
that fall upon the earth."Copy !req
548. What are you doing here,
Roman?Copy !req
549. You and I are finished.Copy !req
550. We're shopping.Copy !req
551. Oh yes.
Yes, you're right.Copy !req
552. We reserve the rightCopy !req
553. to refuse service to anyone.Copy !req
554. But I'm not anyone, Bill.Copy !req
555. I'm the father
of one of your wives.Copy !req
556. How much longer
are you going to be here?Copy !req
557. It's too bad
you feel so uncomfortableCopy !req
558. around your family.Copy !req
559. I hope you get this
fixed soon.Copy !req
560. It's bad luck to open
that indoors.Copy !req
561. Before I forget,Copy !req
562. let me return some papers
that Alby borrowed.Copy !req
563. Interesting reading.Copy !req
564. I must commend you
on your work at Beehive Village.Copy !req
565. The importance of preserving
our great historical sitesCopy !req
566. cannot be overstated.Copy !req
567. What in God's name
was he doing here?Copy !req
568. I have no idea
what he's up to, but...Copy !req
569. I don't like it.Copy !req
570. Bill, come on,
you can't ignore me forever.Copy !req
571. This is about a lot more
than money, Nicki.Copy !req
572. I'll take care of your debt,Copy !req
573. 'cause that's
the honorable thing to do.Copy !req
574. After that...Copy !req
575. I don't know.Copy !req
576. - Barb, Barb, wake up.
- Huh?Copy !req
577. He's gonna throw me out.
I'm serious!Copy !req
578. I didn't think it would happen,
not really really happen, but he is.Copy !req
579. - Nicki.
- I'm history. I'm gone.Copy !req
580. Oh...Copy !req
581. - Barb...
- No.Copy !req
582. Bill is not going
to throw you out.Copy !req
583. That's easy for you to say.
You're first wife. You're protected.Copy !req
584. I've seen it hundreds of times...Copy !req
585. just drive an unwanted wife
out to the edge of townCopy !req
586. and leave her
by the side of the roadCopy !req
587. like a sackful of unwanted kittens
and drive offCopy !req
588. without so much as a glance
in the rear-view.Copy !req
589. Nicki, that is the most vile,
preposterous story I've ever heard of.Copy !req
590. It's true.
My father left a wifeCopy !req
591. at a Conoco station
in Elko, Nevada.Copy !req
592. Well, you need to have
more faith in Bill.Copy !req
593. And if he were
to do that,Copy !req
594. l... I'd leave him.Copy !req
595. Barb.Copy !req
596. Can I stay over
with you tonight?Copy !req
597. Of course you can.Copy !req
598. Boys...Copy !req
599. we're staying the night
at Barbara's.Copy !req
600. Good night, Barb.Copy !req
601. Well, I figure it was
the same personCopy !req
602. who kept voting against me
every time. Am I right?Copy !req
603. Am I right
or am I wrong?Copy !req
604. Oh, Margene,
what is importantCopy !req
605. Is that we all agreed.Copy !req
606. We wanted you
in this family.Copy !req
607. I knew you'd play dumb.Copy !req
608. - How many of those did you get?
- Two dozen.Copy !req
609. Well, that's enough
for an army.Copy !req
610. It's just Don
and his wives and Betty.Copy !req
611. - Argh!
- Ew.Copy !req
612. Bill...Copy !req
613. I know you don't like secretsCopy !req
614. and I know you don't like
things hidden from you.Copy !req
615. What are you trying
to say, Nicki?Copy !req
616. I'm going to put everything out
on the table, Bill.Copy !req
617. I mean, believe me,
if I've learned anything from this,Copy !req
618. it's that honesty
is the best policy.Copy !req
619. My father helped me
on the cards.Copy !req
620. He's made payments
from time to timeCopy !req
621. and last month
he gave me 3,000.Copy !req
622. God almighty!Copy !req
623. What else have you
kept hidden?Copy !req
624. Deceitful,
completely underhanded.Copy !req
625. I can't believe this!Copy !req
626. Unbelievable!Copy !req
627. What happened?Copy !req
628. Well, where'd she go?Copy !req
629. - She left.
- When's she coming back?Copy !req
630. I don't know.Copy !req
631. Oh, you're early.Copy !req
632. Well, come on in.Copy !req
633. I won't be staying.Copy !req
634. I just came
to drop this off.Copy !req
635. Betty made it.Copy !req
636. Hey, we just got
the fire going.Copy !req
637. Well, Don says
he's not staying.Copy !req
638. Not staying?
Why not? What's wrong?Copy !req
639. Betty's been blackballed.Copy !req
640. Oh no.Copy !req
641. Oh boy.Copy !req
642. Come on in.
Come on, sit down.Copy !req
643. Come on, Don.
Have a seat over there.Copy !req
644. What happened?Copy !req
645. Peg was helping Betty
pack some of her belongingsCopy !req
646. to put into storage
and she came across a copyCopy !req
647. Of this thing called
"The Divine Principle."Copy !req
648. What's that?Copy !req
649. It's the sacred text
for the Unification Church.Copy !req
650. Apparently, she spent some time
with them before joining our group.Copy !req
651. - She was a Moonie.
- Oh, Don, oh.Copy !req
652. And before that,
she was a member of The Family.Copy !req
653. - What family?
- It's a cult, Margene.Copy !req
654. There may have
been others, too.Copy !req
655. Ever hear of Bhagwan?Copy !req
656. I remember she once talked
about being in tunedCopy !req
657. with the Mother Principle.Copy !req
658. I just thought
she wanted kids.Copy !req
659. Ben, why don't you get Don
a box of Kleenex?Copy !req
660. The wives demanded a revote.Copy !req
661. They don't believe
she can commit.Copy !req
662. They just think
she's a lost soul.Copy !req
663. Oh, this must be so hard.Copy !req
664. Yeah.Copy !req
665. I had to break it to her
this morning.Copy !req
666. We've been driving around
for the last couple hours.Copy !req
667. She's out in the car right now
waiting for me.Copy !req
668. I thought
this was a slam dunk.Copy !req
669. I'm sorry, everyone.
The barbecue's off.Copy !req
670. Hi. I'm Margene.Copy !req
671. I heard about
what happened.Copy !req
672. I'm sorry.Copy !req
673. I'm sure I've ruined
everyone's day.Copy !req
674. No, you didn't.Copy !req
675. The day was not going
very well anyway.Copy !req
676. I've been looking forward
to meeting you, Betty.Copy !req
677. I've heard a lot
of great things,Copy !req
678. and I wasn't sure we'd have
anything in common,Copy !req
679. but I know how it feels
to be voted out.Copy !req
680. It almost happened to me, too.Copy !req
681. I know.Copy !req
682. Don and Peg,Copy !req
683. Vernie and Jojo told me.Copy !req
684. It's okay.Copy !req
685. I'll be fine.Copy !req
686. Well, why don't you
just stay and hold it out?Copy !req
687. Sometimes you have to letCopy !req
688. one train leave the stationCopy !req
689. - for a new one to come in.
- No, stay.Copy !req
690. Stay and prove them wrong.Copy !req
691. How could you let them
vote you out like that?Copy !req
692. Why should we hold on
to negative thoughts?Copy !req
693. It's better to let them go.Copy !req
694. I wanted to celebrate.Copy !req
695. $2000 in lobsters
down the drain,Copy !req
696. half not even cooked.Copy !req
697. Bill, there are
other tragedies at play,Copy !req
698. other than
the price of lobster...Copy !req
699. Don's heartbroken
for his doe-eyed Moonie;Copy !req
700. and there are
greater tragediesCopy !req
701. than a credit card debt
of $60,000, too.Copy !req
702. Poor Nicki.Copy !req
703. Who knows what she's seen
growing up in that worid...Copy !req
704. women and kittens
thrown outCopy !req
705. like sacks of old potatoes?Copy !req
706. Just...
you think about that.Copy !req
707. Are you looking for
something to eat?Copy !req
708. No. I wanted to talk.Copy !req
709. I was thinking about Betty,Copy !req
710. and it's too bad
that she couldn't tell peopleCopy !req
711. who she really was.Copy !req
712. I lied to you before.Copy !req
713. About what?Copy !req
714. The pancake breakfast.Copy !req
715. I didn't tell you about it
because I didn't want you to go.Copy !req
716. You would have introduced yourself
to all the other dadsCopy !req
717. as Bill Henrickson,
father of three,Copy !req
718. with one wife,
with one house.Copy !req
719. It hurts to see
you lie, Dad.Copy !req
720. I hate that about this life...Copy !req
721. watching you
and Mom hide,Copy !req
722. all of us having to hide.Copy !req
723. Dad, when's Mom
coming home?Copy !req
724. Ma'am, it's Sunday.Copy !req
725. We closed at 6:00.
You're gonna have to leave.Copy !req
726. Go on, scat!Copy !req
727. Ugh.Copy !req
728. Ugh...Copy !req
729. What are you doing
here so early?Copy !req
730. L- I've been here all night. I...Copy !req
731. had to get out
of the house.Copy !req
732. Why? What happened?Copy !req
733. I got it, I got it, I got it.Copy !req
734. The-the wives
ganged up on me.Copy !req
735. They're blaming me for
not doing enough research on Betty.Copy !req
736. They got really attached to herCopy !req
737. and they think it's my fault.Copy !req
738. But what could
I have done, Bill?Copy !req
739. I've been thinking
all night, too.Copy !req
740. You know,
we're constantly being tested.Copy !req
741. Sometimes we just have to
bend to God's will.Copy !req
742. I guess, Betty just...Copy !req
743. wasn't part
of His plan for you.Copy !req
744. Four inches of rain
in under an hour.Copy !req
745. Wow, was it that much?Copy !req
746. Your policy has
a force majeure clause.Copy !req
747. The damage
should be covered.Copy !req
748. A flash flood is
considered an act of God.Copy !req
749. Mr. Henrickson,
urgent call on line two.Copy !req
750. Mr. Henrickson, urgent call
on line two.Copy !req
751. Hey.Copy !req
752. Thanks for
what you said to me earlier.Copy !req
753. Sometimes I forgetCopy !req
754. that I'm not the one
in the driver's seat.Copy !req
755. You okay, Bill?Copy !req
756. The land
for the third store is gone.Copy !req
757. Suddenly it's a historical site.Copy !req
758. It-it's a commercial zone.Copy !req
759. Allegedly, some Shoshones
once had a winter camp there.Copy !req
760. An injunction's been filed.Copy !req
761. It's gonna be tied up in red tape
for months, probably years.Copy !req
762. That land was ours.Copy !req
763. It was right there,
right in our hands.Copy !req
764. The surveyors are going out there
tomorrow to do some more specs.Copy !req
765. I mean, I can't believe
our miserable bad luck.Copy !req
766. It's not bad luck.
It's Roman.Copy !req
767. I gave him what
he wanted... money.Copy !req
768. And in return,
he was supposedCopy !req
769. to give me what I wanted...
my freedom.Copy !req
770. What do I have to do
to get that man out of my life?Copy !req
771. I need that store.Copy !req
772. - Yeah?
- It's about Nicki.Copy !req
773. She didn't come home
last night.Copy !req
774. She just called.
She said goodbye.Copy !req
775. Hello?Copy !req
776. Nick.Copy !req
777. It's a job application.Copy !req
778. I got stuck.Copy !req
779. It asks for marital status,Copy !req
780. who to contact
in case of an emergency.Copy !req
781. What are you doing here?Copy !req
782. The shelter kicks you out
at 7:00 A.M.Copy !req
783. Shelter?Copy !req
784. What were you doing
at a shelter?Copy !req
785. How could I go
to the compound...Copy !req
786. carrying the shame
of a discarded woman,Copy !req
787. a throwaway?Copy !req
788. Nicki...Copy !req
789. Honey...Copy !req
790. You made me feel
that I had failed,Copy !req
791. that I wasn't in control.
I couldn't forgive you for that.Copy !req
792. But I'm not
in control of youCopy !req
793. and I love you anyways.Copy !req
794. We made a covenant
with each other.Copy !req
795. We can disagree,
we can argue...Copy !req
796. we're human,Copy !req
797. but beneath that
there's something strong... family.Copy !req
798. Nothing,
nothing breaks that bond.Copy !req
799. This isn't the compound,
and I'm not my father.Copy !req
800. We don't kick out
family members.Copy !req
801. Your father didn't kick you
off the compound.Copy !req
802. Mine did.Copy !req
803. No, he didn't.Copy !req
804. He was afraid of you.Copy !req
805. I was 14 years old.Copy !req
806. But your grandfather
was The Prophet.Copy !req
807. My dad thought that you were
too much like him...Copy !req
808. whatever comes your way,
you can handle.Copy !req
809. You don't give up.Copy !req
810. My father calls it pride.Copy !req
811. Hi.Copy !req
812. I'm glad you're back.Copy !req
813. It's nice to be back.Copy !req
814. I missed you.Copy !req
815. I was scared.Copy !req
816. You don't have to worry.
I was fine.Copy !req
817. And I need to know
my vote.Copy !req
818. I need to know my vote.Copy !req
819. I need you
to tell me, please.Copy !req
820. All right, Margene.Copy !req
821. It was me, okay?Copy !req
822. I was the holdout.Copy !req
823. Oh.Copy !req
824. I thought
you were too needy.Copy !req
825. Needy?Copy !req
826. How am I needy?Copy !req
827. You need a lot
of reassuranceCopy !req
828. and you want to be
the center of attention.Copy !req
829. I was worried it would always be
"The Margene Show."Copy !req
830. This is a hard life.Copy !req
831. I just thought
you might not be ready.Copy !req
832. Thank you.Copy !req