1. Margie.
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2. Oh! Ugh!
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3. Come on, come on. Yeah.
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4. Come on, that's a good girl.
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5. What a good girl that is.
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6. - Morning, Nita.
- Good morning, dear.
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7. Look at that back yard.
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8. It was too dark to see it
last night. It's a fairyland.
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9. - Hot water with lemon, Bill?
- Mmm.
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10. No, thanks. I gotta get to the office.
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- We're open every day except Christmas.
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13. - Yes.
- He's a good attorney, is he?
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15. Your eyes are a little red, Bill.
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16. Pollen.
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charity in our hour of need,
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27. Nope.
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28. I've spoken to Babcock,
Price and Coggins,
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an avalanche of litigation
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That's what led to this.
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ultimatum was not a negotiation.
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deal, I want to crush him!
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to the wind like leaves,
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what the states of Utah and Arizona
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for the past 50 years?
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43. So be it.
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44. Unjust enrichment against
U.E.B. And Roman Grant,
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brother's signatures.
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46. Unfair termination of employment
against Eagle Gas and U.E.B.
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47. As trustees in the
name of Lois Henrickson,
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49. Discovery motions for both suits;
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50. action against Roman Grant and U.E.B.
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51. Declaring loan agreement
unenforceable under the U.C.C.,
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53. Tort action against Roman Grant
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54. for physical assault
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55. of Lois Henrickson in
said forcible eviction.
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56. Nasty.
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57. - How much?
- $500,000 in pain and suffering.
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58. And last, but not least,
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and break-in at Home Plus
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63. one mil smackers.
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64. Now you sign that,
there is no turning back.
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65. Bill just can't keep him
exiled out there forever.
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and pee in the azaleas.
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your house if I were you.
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doesn't pee in the toilet.
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lifting the seat either.
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to find closure and move on.
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aren't forgivable.
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should find everything forgivable
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point in being a family?
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80. Here they come. Big fat hypocrites.
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will not be in this house,
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going to stay at Margene's
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- Sue.
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you doing so early in the day?
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90. - Seeing the old attorney, weren't you?
- Don't get comfortable,
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and don't get any ideas.
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92. - I know.
- You sleep in the middle house,
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93. - and you stay in the middle house.
- I'm leaving.
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94. - That's it. You got it?
- I'm leaving. Okay, yeah.
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95. - You hear me?
- We need to talk, ASAP.
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98. - Hi, sweetie.
- Hi.
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can go shopping with Barb.
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Nita, take Margie's car.
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and generosity again.
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completely on our uppers.
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110. Bless you, Bill. Bless your soul.
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111. - Oh no, back out.
- No no no. I'm leaving.
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Mom in the same house.
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know I've been thinking.
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115. Yeah. I want to sue that
motel for evicting us.
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1964 Civil Rights Act.
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on account of religion.
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because you had four wives.
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the lousy scotch tape
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cord on her crockpot
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fire that burnt down two rooms!
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out after the fire.
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too. $300,000 for dispossession.
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129. - For what?
- For my house.
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used shag carpeting?
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133. - Oh, dear.
- It was worth it to me, sir.
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134. - Huh...
- $300,000 for the house,
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137. - Now, give me the attorney's number.
- Oh, please.
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number. How hard is that?
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139. Get your own darn attorney. And get out.
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140. - Oh!
- I told you so.
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going to drown in it.
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girls to have so many things.
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156. - Hmm.
- Hi, Wanda.
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- Oh, fine fine, Bill.
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so disrupted your lives.
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having so disrupted ours.
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for however long this takes.
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and the U.E.B. In court.
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164. Hmm, at long last.
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165. Henrickson's dispossessed.
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169. Well, just make a list.
We'll take you shopping.
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My... my photographs.
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house and you do not have to see him.
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doesn't know about and Papa does;
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I put it on my Discover.
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spend like there is no tomorrow,
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wouldn't be on three occasions.
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been a little bit off the mark lately,
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out. I know he will. Why shouldn't he?
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plain polyester pillows...
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report was missing
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next to the fax machine.
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stack of vendors' accounts
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get back to business.
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fingerprints all over the system.
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make several trips to their car
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system, then we're probably okay.
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police weren't called in.
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Mr. Henrickson has his reasons. "
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I could say to them?
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to put an end to all this gossip?
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becomes a matter of public record,
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sky-high through the roof.
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it on the counter and faucets.
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and please go outside.
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- What is?
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I'm not. I'm not.
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pee in the casserole
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- Barb,
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tonight and Easter dinner too.
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get enough sugar as is.
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- But a ham would give us
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and bolster our spirits.
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away. Third time, you're out.
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- Come on, I'm being polite.
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- What are you doing?
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being overprotective of her for?
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- One, two...
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to be our honeymoon though
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to be trying to keep us apart.
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You're the one who bought...
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- Yeah, it is, Grandma.
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some that doesn't smell.
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before she changes her mind.
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- Margie, I don't feel very well.
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to the emergency room.
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- I don't think I can drive.
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- Now. We got to go. Hurry.
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to have a brain tumor,
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heart attack or a stroke...
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vardenafil or tadalafil?
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- Uh-huh.
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- Couple months.
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to perform like a horse,
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high blood pressure.
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holidays, especially with family.
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they're horrible, Bill.
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them in a motel or a shelter
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home, and she even sees his truck...
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the litigation game, suing you.
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million in injunctive relief.
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imprisonment of one Albert Grant
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387. No, he broke into my store.
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388. Not proven. Your security guard
cuffed him and restrained him.
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390. Next, a suit for assault and
battery against one Lois Henrickson.
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and they manhandled her.
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Dalton in the testicles.
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one mil punitive.
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into the docket clerk at lunch.
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judge in eight to 10 weeks.
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those little marshmallows.
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- Here we go.
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- No! Very possible.
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- Was!
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ought to get control of her.
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to leaders on every continent
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good terrorist and a bad terrorist.
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- Oh yes, that's a good dog. Oh yes.
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- I saw it first.
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- Hey.
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440. You and I are going to the
compound tonight to meet with Roman.
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441. I set it up. 8:00.
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442. I thought you said no negotiating, Bill.
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443. I thought you said stand pat.
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444. I want Roman off my
books as a silent partner.
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445. Look, there's several million in
real estate I can't make until he is.
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446. That's why I reorganized the franchise
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447. to erase his presence from the books
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448. but I got greedy.
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449. I thought I could stop payments
to him at the same time.
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450. I wanted my cake and eat it too.
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451. So what are you going to do?
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452. Sit down face to face and make a deal.
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453. What kind of deal?
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454. A deal that gets you all back home.
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455. We'll take Nicki's car,
less recognizable. 8:00.
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456. We'll tell everybody we have
tickets to the Jazz-Spurs game.
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457. - You all right? Your eyes...
- No, I'm fine, I'm fine.
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458. What time we going?
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459. 8:00.
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460. Here's one!
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461. Honey, it's mother. I asked your
father about that little matter
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462. and it turns out that
he ran a D&B on you,
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463. your $60,000 all laid
out with payment history.
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464. I honestly can't say what
he plans on doing with it.
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465. Mom, I know you and I
have had our differences,
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466. but, can you please
help me out on this one?
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467. How can I? I won't be in the meeting.
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468. Meeting?
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469. Bill and your father, tonight, 8:00.
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470. Mom?
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471. Mommy's in the doghouse.
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472. Oh, Mommy's goose is
about to get cooked.
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473. You're not too old
for Easter-egg hunting?
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474. Joey. Oh, I guess I am.
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475. But the raccoons aren't.
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476. Where's Nicki and Marge?
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477. I don't know. Why?
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478. I was just curious.
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479. Seems Nita and the rest
are always together.
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480. Mom's a recluse.
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481. And you?
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482. Mmm...
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483. How's Wanda?
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484. She's fine. She just
worries about me too much.
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485. - There.
- There you go.
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486. Went by the D.W.S.,
state employment agency,
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487. filled out what they call
a standard job application.
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488. Uh-huh?
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489. And 150 bucks registering
at an employment agency.
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490. Just want to start over here,
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491. get an apartment with
Wanda and the baby.
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492. That's wonderful, Joey.
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493. I think I'm done with the compound.
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494. Wanda worries I'll get in trouble again,
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495. but it's...
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496. I don't know that I believe
in polygamy anymore, Barb.
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497. Don't tell Bill though.
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498. What does Wanda think?
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499. I haven't told her.
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500. She's afraid that she and I won't be
together in the celestial kingdom...
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501. You're a monogamist.
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502. I guess so.
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503. Look, Barb...
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504. the only way I know what to
believe in is to listen to my heart.
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505. And it says that Wanda's it for me.
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506. Strange how... you're polygamous here,
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507. don't you think?
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508. Well...
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509. Cool.
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510. Whoa.
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511. What are you doing?
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512. Taking a leak.
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513. Boys, boys, go in the other room.
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514. - Aw!
- Go on.
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515. Get down off that stepladder right now!
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516. I'm almost finished.
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517. In my sink? In front of my sons!
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518. Always women in the bathroom,
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519. no matter how many bathrooms.
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520. You hang on to your garbage
too long, uremic poisoning.
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521. Even worse: Kidney failure.
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522. Stop peeing right
now! Margie, stay back.
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523. You vile man. You
don't belong in a house.
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524. - You belong in a stall!
- Bill. No.
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525. - Stop, now! Stop, now!
- Hey hey.
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526. Get a helper.
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527. You may come inside my houses once a day
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528. for one meal for one half hour
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529. and one half hour in the
morning to bathe and that's it!
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530. There.
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531. Oh...
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532. How does it feel?
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533. It's hot.
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534. Hmm.
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535. Mercy.
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536. Why did you cut your hair?
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537. It's different from the
other women on the compound.
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538. Does your father ever talk
about your Aunt Margaret?
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539. Hmm-mm.
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540. Well, he should.
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541. She drowned in Lake Meade.
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542. After Margaret died...
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543. I was bone sad.
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544. Now...
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545. We hadn't always been ignorant.
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546. We were once a learned,
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547. serious people.
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548. My daddy, your
great-grandfather Orville,
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549. he taught me when I was a girl.
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550. He told me stories
about ancient peoples,
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551. how when they had tragedy, sorrow,
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552. how they would shorn their hair.
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553. So when Maggie...
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554. I just cut it all off.
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555. And Nita and the sisterwives
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556. and Frank,
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557. they hated me for it.
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558. 'Cause it made me different, I think.
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559. Everybody thought I was proud,
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560. and ugly,
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561. but ugly and special.
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562. Marked.
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563. Marked.
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564. Who'd like some mashed potatoes?
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565. And gravy? Should we
pass around the gravy?
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566. Let's pass it around the table.
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567. Mom, it smells really good.
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568. - Just pass it around.
- Where's the bread?
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569. - I'll carve. I love to carve.
- Some sweet potatoes, Joey?
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570. Nita.
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571. - Thank you.
- Bill, sit down. Sit down.
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572. - Hey, do you have any butter?
- It's in the kitchen.
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573. I can do this. I know Bill
likes dark meat. Right, Bill?
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574. Only if it's moist and...
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575. - Barb, where's Lois?
- Here, Wanda.
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576. I'm sure Bill would like to
have his mother here with us.
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577. - Here you go, mom.
- Oh, she'll be over.
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578. Don't worry about her.
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579. Leave her to her own sorry self.
Just cut me a piece of meat, please.
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580. Here you go, Nicki.
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581. Mashed potatoes? Thanks.
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582. Joey. Remember?
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583. "I got it! I got... I got it! Oh... "
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584. Nope.
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585. That's not funny, Frank.
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586. It wasn't funny the first
time. It's not funny now.
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587. I'm sorry.
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588. You've shown us such
charity and compassion.
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589. I wish we could all go throw ourselves
down a well and be out of your hair.
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590. No. You're entirely welcome here.
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591. I'll have some beans there, fumbles.
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592. I told you, old man,
you lay off Joey or else.
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593. Or else what?
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594. Or else I'll finish the
job someone else started.
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595. I'll kill you!
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596. Everybody, please stop.
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597. Stop what?
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598. Please stop picking on Frank.
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599. That's about all anyone's
been doing since we arrived.
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600. The woman's absolutely right.
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601. - Listen, you...
- The hostess would like to remind
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602. everyone to attempt to behave.
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603. We appreciate your charity, Bill,
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604. but you're the reason all
of us are out of our homes.
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605. No no. Let's just speak the truth.
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606. You'd be in a safe comfortable motel
if it wasn't for your junky crockpot.
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607. That motel was horrible.
Filth on the television.
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608. As a matter of fact, we
don't want to be here with you
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609. any more than you want us here.
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610. Well, you're not cutting that
right. You're cutting with the grain.
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611. Hey! Go back to your table.
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612. But she's carving scraps.
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613. I like hunks of meat.
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614. - Well, I thought you only liked ham.
- Sit down!
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615. Maybe it's because somebody
scratched my car and won't admit it.
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616. I did not scratch your car!
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617. I told you they were all liars.
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618. And you leave Margene alone.
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619. You bully.
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620. Look at this.
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621. All made up like a poodle.
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622. "Madame Fifi. "
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623. Sitting at the small table, are you?
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624. You big
good-for-nothing.
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625. Listen here, Fifi, don't
you come sweeping in here,
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626. all done up like some kind of a poodle,
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627. telling me that I'm good for nothing.
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628. Dad? Knock it off.
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629. Arf arf arf!
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630. Frank. Don't bark at Lois.
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631. Arf arf arf!
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632. That's it! You, leave the table now!
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633. This is Easter. It has
meaning for our family. Go!
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634. I hate this. I can't stand it.
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635. Argh!
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636. Wanda. Wanda!
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637. Wanda.
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638. Wanda, where you going?
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639. Get in!
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640. Get in the car if you love me.
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641. Come on, just take a breath.
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642. No no. We got to get out of here
now. How long till you crack?
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643. - How long?
- Listen to me, listen to me.
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644. I'm not going to crack. I'm going
to get a job. Listen, I'll get a job,
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645. and I'm going to get us an
apartment here to live in.
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646. - No!
- Live here.
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647. No! Why would we want to live here? Why?
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648. We got to go home or we'll die.
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649. We're not going to die, honey.
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650. - We're not going to die.
- There are bad things here.
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651. There are bad people, people
that got you in trouble.
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652. There are temptations.
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653. - Those days are over.
- No.
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654. - Sweetheart, those days are over.
- No.
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655. It's okay.
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656. Listen, Bill. You don't
have to cut a deal with Roman
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657. just to get us back.
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658. We're okay. We're fine here.
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659. Joey, I can't. I can't
have you all here.
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660. I love you, I do. But I can't have you.
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661. I can't stick you in a
flophouse or some shelter.
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662. I can't do that either.
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663. I'm just completely
at the end of my rope.
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664. Okay, let's go.
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665. Listen, you mind driving?
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666. My eyes are playing me up.
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667. Doctor says it's stress. It's okay.
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668. Listen to me. He's about to cave.
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669. He's about to give in.
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670. Now it's none of my business,
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671. but if I were in your shoes,
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672. I wouldn't settle with him right now.
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673. I think you can get a better deal later.
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674. Thank you, Brother Frank.
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675. You're welcome, Brother Roman.
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676. Can I come home now?
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677. You and your precious
wives are welcome back
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678. at any time that pleases
you, Brother Frank.
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679. Thank you.
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680. And Roman, God bless you.
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681. And God bless you.
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682. Damn them. We've been stood up.
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683. Let's just get out of here, Bill.
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684. Let's go by Mom's first. I want
to pick up some of her stuff.
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685. What do you want here?
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686. This is our mother's house.
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687. Sorry, not anymore.
Property's been reassigned.
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688. We've been assigned to live here.
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689. Well, you better leave.
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690. It's ours now, like I said. You
better take it up with the U.E.B.
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691. U.E.B. Can't just take away your house!
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692. Joey, take it easy.
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693. Hey!
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694. Earl? What are you doing?
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695. Earl, stop that now.
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696. Come on. Come inside.
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697. - Let's just go home.
- Nah, not yet.
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698. The condo building you
see behind me caught fire
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699. last night when a faulty electrical wire
burned through its protective casing,
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700. sparking flames that started
a fire in the basement.
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701. - Barb, can I come in?
- Of course you can.
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702. How are things in your house?
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703. Fine. Yours?
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704. Is that all you want to know?
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705. I want to ask you something.
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706. I don't want any details.
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707. I don't want any information.
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708. Just one question and I'll
never, ever mention it again.
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709. Is it over?
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710. Yes.
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711. Thank you, Barb.
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712. He sleeps in back.
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713. Okay, you wait here.
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714. - Bill, I'm coming...
- No.
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715. Just me and him.
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716. Keep watch.
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717. Roman Grant?
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718. Who is it?
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719. What? Get out of here.
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720. - You stood me up.
- You get out of here.
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721. - This is our bedroom!
- Leave us be.
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722. - Help, help! Someone's broken in!
- No, shh. Quiet! No!
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723. - Hey hey hey.
- Help!
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724. Bill?
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725. What are you doing?
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726. How dare you? How dare you?
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727. An old man and 14 defenseless women?
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728. Leave us be, Adaleen.
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729. All we have to do is scream
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730. and a fate will befall you
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731. that you will not wish to contemplate.
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732. Get him!
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733. His privates! Get his privates!
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734. Stop! Stop it or I'll kill him!
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735. Now, leave us be.
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736. You're making a big mistake, son.
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737. Don't call me "son. "
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738. What you did to my
family was wrong, Roman.
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739. Now I'm prepared to do business.
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740. Not on Easter.
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741. All right, what's your proposition?
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742. I'll give you the 15% of the second
store that we've been fighting over.
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743. It'll be an off-the-books
payment from me.
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744. 15% off the books.
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745. Nothing on any future stores.
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746. And my family come home to their places.
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747. I'll think about it.
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748. Roman, it's over.
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749. There's no thinking left to be done.
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750. Now you make this deal,
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751. or this guitar that you hold so dear
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752. truly is history.
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753. You don't look so good.
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754. You look worse.
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755. I'm going to go tell
Mom she's going home.
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756. All right.
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757. Mom?
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758. Hey, sorry to disturb you.
I just wanted to tell you...
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759. Mmm.
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760. Go.
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761. - Ow.
- Sorry.
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762. - You okay?
- It's okay.
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763. What are you doing with that guitar?
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764. I borrowed it for a bit.
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765. Why?
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766. I thought I'd take some lessons.
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767. I settled with Roman.
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