1. - I want to have your baby.
- Yeah yeah.
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2. I want to have your baby.
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3. Give me a boy, Bill.
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4. Come on, give me a boy!
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5. What do you think
of the name Newel?
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6. I think it says,
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7. "Kick me and take
my lunch money. "
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8. Well, think of boy names.
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9. We should name him
after you.
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10. We could do that.
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11. I'll come up with a list.
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12. Nicki.
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13. Hi, honey.
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14. Didn't know you were back.
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15. He's back.
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16. Nicki, um,
my garbage disposal broke again.
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17. What do you put
down there?
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18. Nothing.
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19. Why do I always
have to fix everything?
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20. - Margie?
- Yeah?
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21. Why don't you have Ben
take a look at it?
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22. - But do not call a plumber.
- Okay.
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23. I gotta get back
to the office.
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24. Thanks for coming by
on such short notice.
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25. Nicki, you don't have to thank me.
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26. I'll call you later.
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27. Mmm.
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28. I gotta get.
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29. Took a long time, though, didn't it?
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30. - Yeah.
- She's a good kid.
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31. She helped us
so many times.
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32. My mom made it.
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33. - She did?
- Yeah.
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34. It's good. Let's go see
if there's any more.
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35. - I wouldn't look at her.
- No.
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36. Why, Lois.
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37. Look at this.
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38. The prodigal wife returneth.
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39. Come back to take
your rightful place
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40. with us, did ya?
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41. Hello, Lois.
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42. There's nothing sadder
than the passing
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is there?
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44. What do you got there?
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45. Cornbread.
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46. Mmm. Sweet, savory,
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47. or... strychnine?
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48. May we converse
in private?
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49. There ought not be secrets
between us, Sister Lois.
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50. You know that.
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51. Why don't you all fix me
something to eat?
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52. No desserts
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53. and not a lot of green.
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54. Yes, my darlin'?
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55. Cut it out, Frank.
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56. I've come to collect
on your promise to me.
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57. It's my time
to become first wife.
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58. I don't believe it.
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60. we'd be legally wed.
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61. As second wife,
I'm entitled.
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62. It's right, it's proper,
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63. it's what's due me
and I want it.
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65. It's a piece of paper
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to the county clerk's office
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67. to make me legal.
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68. I don't think so.
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69. Not if you were to put
a gun to my head.
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70. And knowing you
as well as I do,
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71. I can see that
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73. Frank...
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75. Maybe you should have been
a little nicer to me
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Hey, Lois,
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the old cornbread.
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78. Don't think
there's many folks here
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eat any of your biscuits.
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80. Roman Grant, please.
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81. Bill Henrickson.
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82. It's me, Roman.
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83. I'd like to sit down with you
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reach an agreement.
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85. Enough's enough.
That's right, I am.
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86. Tomorrow.
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87. Nice shot.
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88. Listen, I'm gonna be gone
for a couple of days.
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89. Keep an eye on things
for me, all right?
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90. Where are you going?
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91. Roberta's funeral.
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92. Mom said you weren't going.
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93. Well, I thought twice
and changed my mind.
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94. Roberta was good to me
growing up.
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while I'm gone.
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97. Okay.
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98. Help out your moms.
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99. Watch over them.
Call me if you need anything.
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100. Oh, and would you take a look
at Margene's garbage disposal?
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101. - I think it's busted.
- Sure thing.
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102. Love you, Ben.
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103. Hey, Nicki.
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104. - Yeah?
- I'm making the schedule.
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105. - Hi, sweetie.
- I'm here too.
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106. Oh, hi, honey,
I didn't see you.
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107. I'm right here.
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108. Boys, why don't you
go visit with Teenie?
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109. What about the schedule?
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110. I thought maybe
you could look at your calendar
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111. and give me
an estimate of your cycle.
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112. - My "cycle" cycle?
- Mm-hmm.
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113. If you have a rough idea
when you're ovulating
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114. I can schedule you
and Bill for those days.
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115. Why don't we just do it
like we used to...
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116. keep to the schedule
and give him to me in addition
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117. - on an as-needed basis.
- Well, it's not an exact science,
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118. but if we could work out a ballpark
guess, it'd be much more efficient.
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119. But the chances
of getting pregnant are much better
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120. if I can monitor
my temperature.
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121. I can't do that in advance.
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122. Yes, but you only ovulate
two days a month.
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123. You're so persistent.
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124. Sorry, I guess
I'm in organizational overdrive today.
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125. Yeah, you do that
when Bill goes away.
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126. Oh, that's not true.
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127. I'll just leave it with you.
Get it back to me when you can,
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128. but, you know,
I'll need it before next week.
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129. So, I've been meaning
to tell you...
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130. I was wrong about Bill.
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131. Wrong? How?
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132. He's not seeing a fourth.
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133. Oh, I never thought he was.
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134. What gave you
that idea anyway?
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135. Oh, little things.
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136. He wasn't where he said he'd be,
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137. leaving the house
at odd hours...
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138. but it turns out I just had
my signals crossed.
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139. Well, that's easy to do.
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140. Saying hello to my mother,
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142. Oh my word!
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143. What are you doing here?
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144. Thought I'd come up
to see you.
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145. Looky here.
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146. It's small enough
so you can take it to work with you.
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147. For heaven's sake,
would you look at this?
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148. You know, we need to look into
getting you a little satellite dish.
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149. Oh, I don't need
anything fancy.
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150. But... you drove
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151. all the way up here
just to give me this?
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152. Mostly. I wanted
to bring it to you.
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153. I figured I'd stay with Joey
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154. and go to Roberta's funeral too.
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155. What for?
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156. It's the right thing to do.
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157. Let your father
walk all over her.
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158. Never a word against him,
no matter what horrible thing he did.
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159. Just lay down and let him
wipe his feet on her back.
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160. Mother, you taught us
to love her.
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161. You'll have to
set that up for me.
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162. You just plug it in.
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163. Ro-ber-ta.
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164. Your father has taken
this sad occasion
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and our entire family.
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166. What now?
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167. I wanted to finally make
you and Joey
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169. but he refuses
to make me his legal wife.
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170. Come on, mom.
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171. "Come on" what?
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172. You don't need to make me
legitimate, or Joey.
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173. And Maggie's gone,
but she wouldn't have cared either.
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174. Well...
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175. it's not just that.
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176. I suppose I...
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177. I suppose I thought
I'd finally have some protection.
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178. I don't own a thing.
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179. This house
and the gas station...
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180. Priesthood Council
owns it all.
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181. I just wanted something
to fall back on,
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183. I'm just out here.
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184. Didn't used to be that way.
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185. I know.
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186. Your grandfather was a great man,
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that was intended for me
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190. It's okay.
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I'm worried about.
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194. I don't know why
it keeps breaking.
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195. Did you put something down here
you're not supposed to?
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196. - Like what?
- Like metal?
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197. Why would I put
metal down the sink?
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198. I don't know.
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199. I don't think I did.
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200. At least this time it drains,
but the blades won't turn.
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201. I don't know what to do.
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202. Your father said
we cannot call a plumber.
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203. I know.
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he's a cheapskate?
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205. Um, I believe
the word is "thrifty. "
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206. Is that what the word is?
It's the word "thrifty"?
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207. - Shut up. Shut up.
- "Thrifty, the word is thrifty. "
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208. - Don't be stupid, you moron.
- You moron!
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209. - Give it back.
- What do you mean...
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210. But today, take a look
at how the water has pushed back.
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211. It's not even close to us.
It's way out...
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212. Hey, Nicki.
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213. - Nicki.
- Yeah?
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214. Could you take a look at
Margene's garbage disposal?
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215. I can't figure out
what's wrong with it.
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216. - Anyway, come on in.
- Yeah...
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217. It's gonna be great
once we finish fixing it up.
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218. It just needs
a bit more elbow grease.
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219. We're gonna add on,
make more room for the baby.
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220. - I think you did a real nice job.
- Here, sorry,
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You'll sleep here.
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222. Super.
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223. - I'm not putting you out, am I?
- No no no.
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224. So what, you're going
to see Roman while you're here?
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225. Nah. I just wanted
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227. Well, you know I can go
with you, Bill, if you want.
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228. No, I'm fine.
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229. I want to be
absolutely sure
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in any of these land sales
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231. that are pending in the lawsuit
against Roman.
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232. - I'm clean as a whistle.
- Good.
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233. Huh?
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234. I remember these.
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235. Just don't do
anything stupid, Bill, okay?
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236. Me? I'm the smartest guy
you know.
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237. Who wants
some cheesy toast?
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238. What? Oh, Bill.
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239. Hello. What are you
doing here?
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240. I came for the funeral.
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241. Of course you did.
How nice.
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242. Nice to see you too.
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243. I was hoping to have
a word with Roman.
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244. Oh, the Prophet's not hearing
any requests tonight.
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245. We're closed. Sorry.
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246. I spoke to him this morning.
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247. We agreed to meet tomorrow.
Maybe you could fit us in.
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248. I can tell you
he's booked solid tomorrow.
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249. It's important.
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250. He'll see you at 10:00 tomorrow morning.
Please be prompt.
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251. - I always am.
- I know you are, dear.
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252. - Hey, Bill.
- Wanda,
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254. Caulking.
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255. Say, how's Joey doing?
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256. Good so far.
He's been sober for seven months,
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257. and everyone says
the first year is the real test,
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258. so we're over
halfway there.
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259. Come on!
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260. Oh no, I'm not seeing him.
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261. Don't make Joey
be alone with him.
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262. Let's go.
Get your brother.
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263. So...
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264. What?
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265. I'm having an affair.
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266. - With who?
- Bill.
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267. - Your husband Bill?
- Shh.
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268. Yes. Yes.
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269. All right.
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270. At first, I didn't know
what was happening,
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meeting in motels.
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272. I don't like
the sneaking around.
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273. Actually, I love
the sneaking around.
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274. It is so exciting.
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275. - What?
- I don't know.
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276. I guess I'm just surprised is all.
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277. What do you expect
to come of this?
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278. Well, I'm not actually thinking
of what's going to come of it.
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279. I'm just enjoying it.
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280. I thought you'd
find it... amusing.
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281. I just... I think...
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282. No, I guess I just thought
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283. that if anyone else
could relate to this, you could.
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it's difficult sometimes
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in your marriage,
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don't you think?
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287. I think you're overdramatizing.
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288. Well, I wouldn't want Don
to do it to me.
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289. Look, you love Bill,
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290. but so do the two other women
who are married to him
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291. and their four children,
who are your children too.
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292. I think there is
more to it than that.
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293. It's complicated.
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294. It is, of course.
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295. Look, Barb, I just don't want
to see you getting hurt.
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296. He's not going
to leave his wives.
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297. Guess you heard
your mother shot my tires out.
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298. No, I didn't hear that.
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299. Brand new radials.
What time you got?
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300. 7:40.
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301. Close at 9:00.
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302. Shot every single one
of them. Radials!
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303. She said you threatened to kill her.
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304. No, you said she tried to kill me.
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305. No, I did not explicitly say that.
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306. What are you, a lawyer?
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307. I explicitly endured
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in my stomach
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the audacity to ask me
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you two guys something:
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let that woman have
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314. Not if I can have
anything to do with it,
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315. and in this case I do
have something to do with it.
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316. It's good
you came down, Bill,
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That was good.
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318. She did a lot for you, Bill.
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to stop stuttering.
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she ever did that.
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to give testimony.
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That's enough.
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and he'd open his mouth...
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327. "b-dah b-dah b-dah
b- dah b-dah. "
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329. It was funny.
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330. You guys.
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334. Well, looky now.
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335. I'm on the Priesthood Council...
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337. Hi.
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338. - I have a little project.
- Oh.
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339. Come on, Joey.
Stop dawdling.
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340. You act like
you're still on those pills,
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half the time.
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to get some oil.
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343. Calm down.
He's doing you a favor.
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345. No, he should be
thanking me.
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346. I don't know
how you stand him.
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347. I try not to spend
much time with him is all.
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348. - Yeah.
- Hurry up.
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349. - It's kind of fancy though.
- Good craftsmanship.
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not in stock, or...
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This one.
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particle board and felt.
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We'll load it up. Let's go.
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360. Whoa whoa.
We should get her something nicer.
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a simple woman.
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for a fancy coffin.
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to spend time with her,
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366. You should have done something
nice for her while she was alive.
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that much to you,
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the cheaper one.
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369. Paul Bunyan,
run the man's credit card.
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370. We're done here.
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371. Come on, Joey.
Get the truck. Let's go.
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372. The nurses are trying
to kill me.
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to kill you, babe.
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than I thought it would be.
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"Love Actually. "
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actually love, you know?
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377. I guess he's a schizophrenic, right?
Isn't he?
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378. Mmm. I think so.
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380. Oh, no thanks, sweetie.
I have diverticulitis.
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381. Oh, sorry.
What causes that?
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And nuts.
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383. Stress causes everything.
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do you?
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385. - I have to finish it by tomorrow.
- Mmm, no.
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- Relief society.
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387. We're toy-bombing Africa.
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388. Helping those in need
feels so good.
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389. Sometimes I think
I'm downright selfish.
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390. What's the story
with your neighbor?
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391. The blonde one, Nicki?
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393. Don't you find her
a little strange, standoffish?
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she doesn't wave back;
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What's she like?
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- What else?
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399. - What are you doing?
- What?
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you can do whatever you want?
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be careful about who you have over.
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406. - and who that affects?
- No. God!
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407. - Don't say that!
- Stop yelling at me!
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romantic comedy, Ben!
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your Dad I said that.
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412. I won't.
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413. Why would you even
think that?
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414. 'Cause you're being
so Joe Bossy.
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to protect the family.
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having to be so cautious
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and everybody all the time.
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She and I hit it off.
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I spend alone.
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to go that's neutral,
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where you can meet people.
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427. You just... you can't
invite them over.
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428. Is it hard for you?
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but now it's not.
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433. Thanks.
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435. - All right?
- Yeah, okay.
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Kiss me again.
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437. - Hello.
- What are you doing?
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438. I'm sewing a button
on your shirt.
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440. Oh.
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442. - What are you doing?
- Taking my pants off.
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443. No, I'm taking
your pants off.
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444. Mmm.
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445. very very clearly.
I mean, enunciate.
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446. You know the meaning
of each word now, right?
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447. Bill, come in.
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448. Rhonda's reciting.
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449. Go ahead, Rhonda.
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450. Quote.
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451. "The day came slow,
till five o'clock
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452. Then sprang
before the hills
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453. Like hindered rubies,
or the light
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454. A sudden musket spills
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455. The purple could not
keep the east.
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456. The sunrise shook
from fold,
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457. Like breadths of topaz,
packed a night,
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458. The lady just unrolled. "
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459. End quote.
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460. - Beautiful.
- Really super.
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461. Poem 572.
Emily Dickinson.
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462. She knows her treasury.
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463. Now, what can I do
for you?
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464. I'd like to settle our dispute
once and for all,
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465. just square everything up.
What do you say?
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466. Oh, shame on you, Bill.
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467. There's a time and place
for everything.
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468. We're bereaving the loss
of dear Roberta.
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469. You agreed
to discuss it yesterday.
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470. I'm not talking
business now, Bill.
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471. Rhonda, recite another.
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472. But...
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473. "The Burial of Moses. "
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474. "By Nebo's
lonely mountain,
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475. On this side
Jordan's wave,
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476. In a vale
in the land of Moab,
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477. - There lies a lonely grave"...
- Excuse me.
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478. Excuse me.
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479. Excuse us, darling.
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480. Goodbye, Bill.
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481. I propose a cash settlement.
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482. Do you have a figure in mind
or am I supposed to guess?
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483. A settlement composed
of two parts:
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484. The first...
$50,000 in cash...
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485. the second part...
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486. your real estate ventures,
how are they doing?
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487. They're not germane
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488. to this conversation.
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489. The Deseret Properties lawsuit?
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490. Uh, what's that?
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491. I think you know.
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492. Well, I may be the Prophet,
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493. but I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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494. Oh, well, you should
ask your son Alby.
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495. Right now it's
a small private lawsuit
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496. in Sanpete County...
quiet, contained.
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497. The Attorney General's
office tells me
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498. that they would just love
to use it for the base
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499. of a broader investigation
into fraud and the U.E. B...
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500. subpoenas,
investigators, auditors.
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501. They're waiting for my call...
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502. and this information.
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503. You've got to be kidding.
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504. You're blackmailing me?
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505. The initial loan
has been repaid, Roman,
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506. in full and then some.
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507. I'm offering
the sum of 50,000.
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508. You give me
a general release
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509. and stop the harassment.
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510. I've given you the courtesy
of listening to your proposal.
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511. Do me the kindness
of leaving... now.
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512. Good offer.
You should take it.
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513. And a message
for your son...
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514. tell him he had
better never ever
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515. come near my homes
or my businesses again.
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516. Get out of here.
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517. She says the blades
are wrecked.
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518. She says someone's
been bad.
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519. Yes.
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520. Because someone put
a can down there.
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521. - It wasn't me.
- It needs a whole new unit.
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522. Well, Barb can get one
at the store.
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523. - Well, Barb's not here.
- Talk to her when she gets back.
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524. Mm-hmm.
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525. This isn't exactly
an efficient system.
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526. Do you think
she's happy for me...
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527. about the baby?
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528. Of course.
She loves babies.
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529. Sometimes I think
she wishes my boys were hers.
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530. Sometimes I think
they wish the same thing.
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531. Oh, ha ha.
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532. I'll go get your new disposal.
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533. Wait, Nicki, you can't do that.
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534. Well, do you want it
fixed or not?
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535. - Brother.
- Thank you.
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536. - Come on, Mom.
- I have no business here.
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537. I'm gonna be made
publicly humiliated.
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538. Nobody will be humiliated.
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539. Today we're all just family.
Isn't that right, Joey?
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540. That's right.
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541. - "Family. "
- How are you doing here?
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542. I gave my life
to them, and they...
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543. - they all hate me.
- Come on, take my arm.
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544. We're here for you,
Joey and Wanda and me.
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545. What are you looking at?
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546. Oh, watch it there, fumbles.
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547. 23, 42, 31, hike!
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548. "I got it! I got it! L... oh. "
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549. Come on, Wanda.
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550. Program.
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551. Program.
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552. Programs.
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553. - Mother, what are you doing?
- Um, not there.
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554. - No, this is where the family sits.
- They've asked me not to.
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555. - Well, too bad. Come on.
- Don't make a fuss.
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556. - Joey, help me out here.
- No one wants me, and I don't care.
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557. - Mother...
- I don't care.
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558. - Come on, Lois.
- Well...
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559. Let's just sit down.
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560. - Well, uh...
- Bill.
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561. Thank you.
Bye-bye.
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562. And how are you today?
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563. - Find everything all right?
- Yes, thanks.
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564. I get an employee family
discount on this.
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565. May I have your employee
discount card, please?
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566. I don't have my card with me, but it's
under the name Barbara Henrickson.
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567. I'm sorry, ma'am,
but you can't get the discount
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568. without the card.
That's the policy.
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569. You'll have to call upstairs,
because I definitely get a discount.
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570. It's under Barbara Henrickson,
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571. as in "Henrickson Home Plus. "
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572. Okay, but your credit card here
says "Nicolette Grant. "
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573. If you call upstairs to Don Embry,
he'll vouch for me.
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574. But I have no way
of giving you the discount
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575. - without the discount card.
- You've said that 50 times.
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576. You keep repeating yourself.
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577. But if you pick up
your phone...
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578. Pick it up.
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579. Just pick up the phone.
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580. Hey, shoppers,
who's up for barbecue?
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581. Grill and grill accessories
are now 20% off.
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582. Hey, someone save me a burger.
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583. Uh, manager to lane six.
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584. What are you doing?
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585. - Manager to lane six.
- Please stop that.
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586. I have a "Hold card" instruction
from your credit card company.
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587. I need a manager.
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588. - Give me my card back.
- I can't do that.
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589. - Is there a problem?
- Uh, it says "Hold card,"
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590. and she says
that she's entitled
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591. to Barbara Henrickson's
family discount.
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592. - Mr. Henrickson's wife?
- Correct.
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593. L... I'm sorry.
I don't understand.
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594. You're not Barbara Henrickson.
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595. No. However,
Barbara Henrickson asked me
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596. to purchase this disposal
for her family.
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597. I see.
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598. So are you a relative
of the Henricksons?
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599. I'd like to speak
to Don Embry now, please.
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600. Or to Peg.
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601. He's not here today.
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602. Ma'am, if you could
come with me,
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603. - I'm sure we can work something out.
- All right, fine.
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604. And I shall call you "wife"
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605. through the veil...
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606. in the celestial kingdom...
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607. by the name...
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608. known only to me.
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609. And I'll pull you through
to be reunited with me...
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610. for all eternity.
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611. How can I ever be
worthy of you...
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612. Roberta?
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613. Mother, Mother.
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614. As all of you have
attested today...
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615. Oh my god.
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616. loyalty,
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617. humility...
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618. kindness,
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619. love of God
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620. and love of family.
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621. Roberta.
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622. I can't imagine
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623. a better first wife...
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624. or a better sisterwife.
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625. Lord knows I can't.
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626. But I know
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627. she's gonna be
smiling down...
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628. when dear Nita here...
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629. takes her place
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630. by my side...
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631. - as first wife.
- Oh.
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632. It's okay.
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633. Mom, it's okay...
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634. I wanna talk to you.
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635. - Uh, I'm a little busy.
- She's not going anywhere.
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636. Just what the heck
do you think you're doing?
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637. I'm trying to bury my wife,
if you don't mind.
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638. - How much?
- How much what?
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639. How much to stop humiliating
and shunning my mother
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640. and make her
your first wife once and for all?
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641. I can't do that to Nita.
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642. 15,000.
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643. Not $15,000.
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644. Well, I'm certainly
not doing it for less than 10.
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645. - Three.
- 10.
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646. I'll give you five.
How's your roof?
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647. - Leaks.
- I'll throw in roofing tiles.
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648. - How many?
- As many as you need.
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649. You really like
that woman that much?
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650. I need tar.
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651. Throw in the tar
and we got a deal.
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652. I'll cut the check
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653. and send the supplies
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654. just as soon as you show me
the marriage certificate.
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655. Bless you.
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656. God will have
a humble people.
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657. Either we can choose
to be humble
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658. or we can be compelled.
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659. You'll have an answer
to your proposal soon.
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660. I am so sorry,
Mrs. Henrickson,
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661. to have had you come
all the way down here,
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662. but first she said
she was your sister,
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663. then she said she was
your neighbor, and I thought,
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664. "This sounds like
identity theft to me. "
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665. - Excuse me.
- Oh...
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666. - if I had just given her the card.
- You mean your sister?
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667. But I was in such a hurry
this morning,
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668. it just...
slipped my mind.
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669. Sally, can you scan this
for Mrs. Henrickson?
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670. You know, Mr. Henrickson
is super strict
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671. about family members
presenting the actual discount card,
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672. because otherwise,
you know, somebody's sister
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673. or somebody's neighbor
or something
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674. could say, "Oh, I'm related
to so-and-so.
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675. I get 20% off too. "
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676. I understand.
Thank you.
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677. Oh, Wendy...
Wendy Hunt.
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678. Attention Home Plus shoppers:
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679. We have six-foot knapsacks
for 10.99.
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680. Here you go.
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681. Get in.
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682. Nicki, just get in the car.
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683. I don't understand why
you just didn't ask me.
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684. Because I do not want to have to ask
your permission for everything!
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685. Every single thing I do!
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686. Don't break
my glove compartment.
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687. Welcome to Checkers.
May I take your order?
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688. Can I get two
strawberry shakes, please?
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689. Will that be all?
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690. - Do you want anything else?
- No.
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691. Fries.
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692. A medium fries, please.
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693. I'm trying, Nicki.
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694. I'm really trying.
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695. Your total is $5.03.
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696. Would you like ketchup?
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697. Of course we want ketchup.
They're fries.
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698. Don't take it out on her.
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699. It was a stupid question.
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700. I am so tired
of you goading me.
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701. Sorry, Mrs. Henrickson.
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702. That is exactly what
I'm talking about.
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703. What is this about?
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704. Why do you want
to control the schedule?
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705. I'm trying to have a baby.
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706. I... I thought it would be easier.
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707. Well, you never once
did that before.
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708. You always loved it
when we were getting pregnant.
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709. And I love it now.
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710. Oh, tell the truth.
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711. You don't want me
to have the baby.
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712. - That's nuts.
- I'm not nuts!
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713. I didn't say you were nuts.
I said this is nuts.
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714. I'm doing it to bring
the family closer together.
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715. Well, I'm part of this family,
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716. and you seem to have
a lot of complaints.
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717. - About what?
- About me, Nicki.
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718. About everything I do.
About my responsibilities.
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719. Well, try being second wife.
You just saw what happened.
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720. Do you ever consider
I have no public life with Bill,
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721. and you control everything?
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722. Well, I'm... sorry I didn't die.
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723. Oh, shut up.
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724. And how can you say that?
How can you say that to me when I'm
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725. - the one that took care of you?
- I know that.
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726. It's like you forget.
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727. I watched you
while you were sleeping.
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728. I prayed for you
to get better.
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729. I don't see how you could
say something like that to me.
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730. Listen to me.
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731. I will never forget
what you did for me.
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732. I will never forget it.
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733. What?
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734. I want you
to have the baby.
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735. I wanted to have
a girl for you.
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736. - Bill here.
- You left in a hurry.
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737. I just wanted
to get on the road.
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738. Well, I just wanted to tell you
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739. that your father
had a change of heart.
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740. About what?
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741. We're gonna be
legally married!
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742. Congratulations.
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743. No gifts, please!
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744. - Are you happy?
- Oh well, you know me.
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745. I have a naturally
cheerful countenance.
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746. But anyway, I just...
I just wanted to let you know.
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747. We won't be moving in together,
which means
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748. we'll probably get along
a little better,
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749. but it won't matter anyway.
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750. He won't be around
much longer.
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751. What do you mean?
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752. Oh, just that
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753. he's not getting
any younger is all.
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754. Don't you go telling him
I said that.
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755. No, I won't.
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756. Anyway, we'll be just fine.
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757. Just wanted to let you know
the good news.
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758. Margie, I think he's hungry.
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759. - You know, that's what...
- Dad, Dad.
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760. - Hey, everybody.
- Your father's home.
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761. Daddy!
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762. Hey, buddy. You've been
a good boy with your mommies?
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763. Your dad's home.
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764. Hey, pull up a chair.
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765. Looks like it's clouding over.
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766. Dad?
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767. What is it?
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768. Do you think I should have
more than one wife?
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769. I mean, do you want me
to live the Principle when I'm ready?
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770. Is it something
you feel you want?
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771. I don't know.
I hadn't really thought about it.
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772. I just wanted to know
if you had planned it for me.
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773. Plural marriage is
a tremendous responsibility, Ben,
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774. and it can be terribly abused.
It's not for every man.
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775. God calls us to it,
and we have to answer with fortitude.
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776. But if you're asking me,
do I think you're capable?
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777. Yes, I do.
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778. I think I've had an idea,
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779. like...
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780. like, that I could
be good at it.
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781. That doesn't surprise me.
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782. You have a big heart, son.
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783. What do you say we keep
an eye on it?
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784. Get some sleep.
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