1. - I want to have your baby.
- Yeah, yeah.
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2. I want to have your baby.
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3. Give me a boy, Bill.
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4. Come on, give me a boy!
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5. What do you think
of the name Newel?
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6. I think it says, "Kick me
and take my lunch money. "
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7. Well, think of boy names.
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8. We should name him after you.
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9. We could do that.
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10. I'll come up with a list.
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11. Nicki.
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12. Hi, honey.
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13. Didn't know you were back.
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14. He's back.
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15. Nicki, um, my garbage
disposal broke again.
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16. What do you put down there?
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17. Nothing.
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18. Why do I always have
to fix everything?
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19. - Margie...
- Yeah?
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20. Why don't you have
Ben take a look at it?
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21. But do not call a plumber.
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22. Okay.
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23. I gotta get back to the office.
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24. Thanks for coming by
on such short notice.
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25. Nicki, you don'tave to thank me.
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26. I'll call you later.
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27. I gotta get.
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28. Why, Lois.
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29. Look at this.
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30. The prodigal wife returneth.
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31. Come back to take your
rightful place with us, did ya?
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32. Hello, Lois.
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33. There's nothing sadder than the passing
of a beloved sisterwife, is there?
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34. What do you got there?
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35. Cornbread.
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36. Sweet, savory, or...
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37. strychnine?
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38. May we converse in private?
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39. There ought not be secrets
between us, sister Lois.
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40. You know that.
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41. Why don't you all fix
me something to eat?
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42. Yes, my darlin'?
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43. Cut it out, Frank.
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44. I've come to collect
on your promise to me.
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45. It's my time to become first wife.
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46. I don't believe it.
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passed we'd be legally wed.
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48. As second wife, I'm entitled.
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49. It's right, it's proper, it's
what's due me, and I want it.
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50. Please.
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51. It's a piece of paper
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52. and half an hour to the county
clerk's office to make me legal.
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53. I don't think so.
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54. Not if you were to
put a gun to my head.
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55. And knowing you as well as I do,
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56. I can see that as a very
distinct possibility.
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57. Frank... you are Satan himself.
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58. Maybe you should have
been a little nicer to me
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59. while you had the chance.
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60. Hey, Lois, don't forget
the old cornbread.
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61. Don't think there's many folks here
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62. that are going to actually
eat any of your biscuits.
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63. Roman Grant, please.
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64. Bill Henrickson.
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65. It's me, Roman.
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66. I'd like to sit down with you and
see if we can't reach an agreement.
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67. Enough's enough.
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68. That's right. I am.
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69. Tomorrow.
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70. Nice shot.
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71. Listen, I'm gonna be
gone for a couple of days.
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72. Keep an eye on things
for me, all right?
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73. Where are you going?
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74. Roberta's funeral.
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75. Mom said you weren't going.
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76. Well, I thought twice
and changed my mind.
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77. Roberta was good to me growing up.
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78. Act in my place.
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79. You're the man of the
house while I'm gone.
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80. Okay.
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81. Help out your moms.
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82. Watch over them.
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83. Call me if you need anything.
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84. Oh, and would you take a look at Margene's
garbage disposal? I think it's busted.
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85. Sure thing.
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86. Love you, Ben.
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87. - Hey, Nicki.
- Yeah?
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88. I'm making the
schedule. Hi sweetie.
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89. I'm here too.
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90. Oh, hi honey, I didn't see you.
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91. I'm right here.
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92. Boys, why don't you
go visit with Teenie.
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93. What about the schedule?
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look at your calendar
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estimate of your cycle.
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96. My "cycle" cycle?
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97. If you have rough idea
when you're ovulating
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98. I can schedule you and
Bill for those days.
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99. Why don't we just do
it like we used to-
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100. keep to the schedule and give him to
me in addition on an as-needed basis.
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101. Well, of course, it's
not an exact science,
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102. but if we could work
out a ballpark guess,
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103. it'd be much more efficient.
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104. But the chances of getting pregnant are
much better if I can monitor my temperature.
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105. I can't do that in advance.
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106. Yes, but you only
ovulate two days a month.
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107. You're so persistent.
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108. Sorry, I guess I'm in
organizational overdrive today.
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109. Yeah, you do that
when Bill goes away.
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110. Oh, that's not true.
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111. I'll just leave it with you.
Get it back to me when you can,
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112. but, you know, I'll
need it before next week.
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113. So, I've been
meaning to tell you...
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114. I was wrong about Bill.
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115. Wrong? How?
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116. He's not seeing a fourth.
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117. Oh, I never thought he was.
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118. What gave you that idea anyway?
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119. Oh, little things.
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120. He wasn't where he said he'd be,
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121. leaving the house at odd hours...
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122. But it turns out I just
had my signals crossed.
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123. Well, that's easy to do.
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124. Saying hello to my mother,
if that's all right with you.
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125. Oh my word. What
are you doing here?
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126. Thought I'd come up to see you.
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127. Looky here.
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128. It's small enough so you
can take it to work with you.
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129. For heaven's sake,
would you look at this?
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130. You know, we need to look into
getting you a little satellite dish.
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131. Oh, I don't need anything fancy.
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132. But... you drove all the way
up here just to give me this?
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133. Mostly. I wanted
to bring it to you.
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134. I figured I'd stay with Joey
and go to Roberta's funeral too.
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135. What for?
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136. It's the right thing to do.
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137. Let your father walk all over her.
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138. Never a word against him, no
matter what horrible thing he did.
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139. Just lay down and let him
wipe his feet on her back.
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140. Mother, you taught us to love her.
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141. You'll have to set that up for me.
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142. You just plug it in.
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143. to once more shame me
and our entire family.
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144. What now?
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145. I wanted to finally make you and
Joey and your poor sister legitimate,
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146. but he refuses to
make me his legal wife.
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147. Come on, mom.
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148. "Come on" what?
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149. You don't need to make
me legitimate, or Joey.
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150. And... Maggie's gone, but she
wouldn't have cared either.
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151. Well... it's not just that.
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152. I suppose I-
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153. I suppose I thought I'd
finally have some protection.
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154. I don't own a thing.
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155. This house and the gas station-
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156. priesthood council owns it all.
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157. I just wanted something
to fall back on, but,
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158. well...
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159. I'm just out here.
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160. Didn't used to be that way.
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161. I know.
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162. Your grandfather was a
great man, a true prophet.
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163. This isn't the life that was
intended for me or you or Joey.
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164. It's okay.
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165. I'm doing fine, ma.
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166. I know you are.
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167. It's the rest of us
I'm worried about.
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168. I don't know why it keeps breaking.
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169. Did you put something down
here you're not supposed to?
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170. Like what?
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171. Like metal?
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172. Why would I put
metal down the sink?
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173. I don't know.
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174. I don't think I did.
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175. At least this time it drains,
but the blades won't turn.
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176. I don't know what to do.
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177. Your father said we
could not call a plumber.
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178. I know.
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179. Do you think he's a cheapskate?
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180. Um, I believe the word is thrifty.
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181. Is that what the word
is? Is the word "thrifty"?
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182. - Shut up. Shut up.
- "Thrifty, the word is thrifty. "
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183. - Don't be stupid, you moron.
- You moron!
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184. - Give it back. -
What do you mean-
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185. But today, take a look at
how the water has pushed back.
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186. It's not even close
to us. It's way out...
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187. Hey, Nicki.
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188. - Nicki.
- Yeah?
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189. Could you take a look at
Margene's garbage disposal?
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190. I can't figure out
what's wrong with it.
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191. - Anyway, come on in.
- Yeah...
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192. It's gonna be great once
we finish fixing it up.
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193. It just needs a bit
more elbow grease.
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194. We're gonna add on, make
more room for the baby.
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195. I think you did a real nice job.
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196. - Here, sorry, let me get your stuff.
- Thanks.
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197. - You'll sleep here.
- Super.
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198. - I'm not putting you out, am I?
- No no no.
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199. So what, you're going to
see Roman while you're here?
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200. Nah. I just wanted to
pay respects to Roberta.
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201. Well, you know I can go
with you, Bill, if you want.
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202. No, I'm fine.
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203. I want to be absolutely sure that you
had no part in any of these land sales
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204. that are pending in the
lawsuit against Roman.
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205. I'm clean as a whistle.
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206. Good.
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207. Huh? I remember these.
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208. Just don't do anything
stupid, Bill. Okay?
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209. Me? I'm the smartest guy you know.
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210. Who wants some cheesy toast?
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211. What? Oh, Bill.
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212. Hello. What are you doing here?
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213. I came for the funeral.
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214. Of course you did. How nice.
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215. Nice to see you too. I was
hoping to have a word with Roman.
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216. Oh, the prophet's not hearing any
requests tonight. We're closed. Sorry.
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217. I spoke to him this morning.
We agreed to meet tomorrow.
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218. Maybe you could fit us in.
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219. I can tell you he's
booked solid tomorrow.
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220. It's important.
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221. He'll see you at 10:00 tomorrow
morning. Please be prompt.
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222. I always am.
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223. I know you are, dear.
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224. Hey, Bill.
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225. Wanda,
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226. whatcha doin'?
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227. Caulking.
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228. Say, how's Joey doing?
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229. Good so far. He's been
sober for seven months,
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230. and everyone says the first year is the
real test, so we're over halfway there.
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231. Come on!
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232. Oh no, I'm not seeing him.
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233. Don't make Joey be alone with him.
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234. Let's go.
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235. Get your brother.
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236. So...
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237. What?
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238. I'm having an affair.
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239. With who?
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240. Bill.
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241. Your husband Bill?
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242. Shh. Yes. Yes.
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243. All right. At first, I didn
know what was happening,
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244. but we started meeting in motels.
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245. I don't like the sneaking around.
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246. Actually, I love the sneaking
around. It is so exciting.
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247. - What?
- I don't know.
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248. I guess I'm just surprised is all.
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249. What do you expect to come of this?
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250. Well, I'm not actually thinking of what's
going to come of it. I'm just enjoying it.
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251. I thought you'd find it... amusing.
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252. I just-
I think-
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253. No, I guess I just thought that if anyone
else could relate to this, you could.
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254. I understand that it's difficult
sometimes to feel special in your marriage,
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255. but this is kind of
dangerous, don't you think?
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256. I think you're overdramatizing.
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257. Well, I wouldn't want
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258. Look, you love Bill,
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259. but so do the two other
women who are married to him
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260. and their four children,
who are your children too.
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261. I think there is
more to it than that.
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262. It's complicated.
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263. It is, of course.
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264. Look, Barb, I just don't
want to see you getting hurt.
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265. He's not going to leave his wives.
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266. Guess you heard your
mother shot my tires out.
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267. No, I didn't hear that.
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268. Brand new radials.
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269. What time you got?
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270. 7:40.
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271. Close at 9:00.
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272. Shot every single
one of them. Radials!
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273. She said you
threatened to kill her.
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274. No, you said she tried to kill me.
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275. No, I did not explicitly say that.
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276. What are you, a lawyer?
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277. I explicitly endured 14 shots
of dimercaporal in my stomach
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278. and she has the audacity to
ask me to make her first wife?
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279. Let me tell you two guys something:
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circumstances let that woman
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282. Not if I can have
anything to do with it,
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283. and it this case I do have
something to do with it.
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284. It's good you came down, Bill,
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Roberta. That was good.
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286. She did a lot for you, Bill.
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287. She got you to stop stuttering.
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288. I don't know how she ever did that.
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289. You were one wacky kid.
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290. You remember, Joey, how he used
to get up there to give testimony.
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291. Yeah. You know what,
dad? That's enough.
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292. He used to get up...
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293. clear his throat, and
he'd open his mouth-
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294. "b-dah b-dah b-dah
b-dah b-dah"...
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295. He sounded like porky pig.
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296. It was funny.
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297. You guys.
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298. Your mother always told everybody
that she married beneath her.
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299. Yeah?
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300. Well, looky now.
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301. I'm on the priesthood council...
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302. and she is a train wreck.
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303. Hi.
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304. I have a little project.
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305. Come on, Joey. Stop dawdling.
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306. You act like you're still on those pills,
walking around in a fog half the time.
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307. I was going to get some oil.
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308. Calm down. He's doing you a
favor. You should be thanking him.
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309. No, he should be thanking me.
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310. I don't know how you stand him.
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311. I try not to spend much
time with him is all.
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312. - Yeah.
- Hurry up.
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313. - It's kind of fancy though.
- Good craftsmanship.
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314. Here she is. This is it.
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315. 279.99.
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316. Dad, maybe that one's
not in stock, or-
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317. Not in stock? This one.
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318. This is the one.
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319. It's made out of
particle board and felt.
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320. And it's got a broken handle.
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321. They'll give us a discount. Get the
truck, Joey. We'll load it up. Let's go.
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322. Whoa, whoa. We should
get her something nicer.
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324. Roberta was a simple woman. She'd
have never gone for a fancy coffin.
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325. If you'd have bothered to spend time
with her, you would have known that.
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326. You should have done something
nice for her while she was alive.
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327. But if it means that much to
you, you can buy the cheaper one.
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328. Paul Bunyan, run the man's
credit card. We're done here.
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329. Come on, Joey. Get
the truck. Let's go.
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330. The nurses are trying to kill me.
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331. Nobody's trying to kill you, babe.
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332. This is much sadder than
I thought it would be.
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actually love, you know?
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335. I guess he's a schizophrenic,
right? Isn't he?
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336. Mmm. I think so.
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337. Don't do that, my darling.
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338. Oh, no thanks, sweetie.
I have diverticulitis.
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339. Oh, sorry. What causes that?
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340. Stress mostly. And nuts.
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341. Stress causes everything.
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342. You don't mind this, do you? I
have to finish it by tomorrow.
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343. Mmm, no. Is it for charity?
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344. Relief society. We're
toy-bombing Africa.
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345. Helping those in
need feels so good.
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I'm downright selfish.
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neighbor, the blonde one, Nicki?
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348. What do you mean?
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349. Don't you find her a
little strange, standoffish?
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What's she like?
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352. She's shy.
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356. What are you doing?
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357. What?
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360. Do you think because my dad's
away you can do whatever you want?
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careful about who you have over.
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and who that affects?
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364. No. God!
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365. - Don't say that!
- Stop yelling at me!
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being disrespectful.
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367. Well, I just wanted to watch
a fucking romantic comedy, Ben!
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368. Please don't tell
your dad I said that.
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369. I won't.
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371. 'Cause you're being so joe bossy.
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372. I'm just trying to
protect the family.
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- it's just so hard having to be so cautious
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everybody all the time.
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She and I hit it off.
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of my day I spend alone.
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to go that's neutral,
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381. like a class or something,
where you can meet people.
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382. You just
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383. Is it hard for you?
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not. I just keep things separate.
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387. Thanks.
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390. What are you doing?
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391. I'm sewing a button on your shirt.
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392. No. What are you doing?
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393. I'm... taking my blouse off.
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395. Taking my pants off.
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396. No, I'm taking your pants off.
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397. Very very clearly.
I mean, enunciate.
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398. You know the meaning
of each word now, right?
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399. Bill, come in.
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402. Quote.
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403. "The day came slow,
till five o'clock
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407. The purple could not keep the east
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408. The sunrise shook from fold,
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409. Like breadths of
topaz, packed a night,
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410. The lady just unrolled. "
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411. End quote.
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413. Really super.
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416. Now, what can I do for you?
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417. I'd like to settle our
dispute once and for all,
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up. What do you say?
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419. Oh, shame on you, Bill.
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420. There's a time and
place for everything.
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loss of dear Roberta.
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423. I'm not talking business now, Bill.
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425. But-
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427. "By Nebo's lonely mountain,
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430. - There lies a lonely
grave"- - Excuse me.
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432. Excuse us, darling.
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433. Goodbye, Bill.
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435. Do you have a figure in mind
or am I supposed to guess?
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- $50,000 in cash...
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how are they doing?
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440. They're not germane
to this conversation.
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441. The Deseret properties lawsuit?
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442. Uh, what's that?
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443. I think you know.
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444. Well, I may be the prophet, but I
have no idea what you're talking about.
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445. Oh, we should ask your son Alby.
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446. Right now it's a small private
lawsuit in Sanpete County-
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447. quiet, contained.
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448. The attorney general's office tells
me that they would just love to use it
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449. for the base of a broader
investigation into fraud and the U.E.B.-
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450. subpoenas, investigators, auditors.
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451. They're waiting for my call...
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452. and this information.
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453. You've got to be kidding.
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454. You're blackmailing me?
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455. The initial loan has been repaid,
Roman, in full and then some.
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456. I'm offering the sum of 50,000.
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457. You give me a general release
and stop the harassment.
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458. I've given you the courtesy
of listening to your proposal.
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459. Do me the kindness of leaving now.
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460. Good offer.
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461. You should take it.
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462. And a message for your son-
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463. tell him he had better never ever come
near my homes or my businesses again.
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464. Get out of here.
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465. She says the blades are wrecked.
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466. She says someone's been bad. Yes.
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467. - Because someone put a can down there.
- It wasn't me.
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468. It needs a whole new unit.
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469. Well, Barb can get
one at the store.
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470. Well, Barb's not here.
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471. Talk to her when she gets back.
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472. This isn't exactly
an efficient system.
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473. Do you think she's happy for me...
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474. about the baby?
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475. Of course.
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476. She loves babies.
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477. Sometimes I think she
wishes my boys were hers.
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478. Sometimes I think they
wish the same thing.
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479. Oh, ha ha.
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480. I'll go get your new disposal.
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481. Wait, Nicki, you can't do that.
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482. Well, do you want it fixed or not?
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483. - Brother.
- Thank you.
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484. Come on, mom.
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485. I have no business here. I'm
gonna be publicly humiliated.
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486. Nobody will be humiliated.
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487. Today we're all just family.
Isn't that right, Joey?
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488. That's right.
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489. "Family. "
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490. I gave my life to them, and they
- they all hate me.
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491. Come on, take my arm.
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492. We're here for you,
Joey and Wanda and me.
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493. What are you looking at?
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494. Oh, watch it there, fumbles.
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495. 23, 42, 31, hike!
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496. "I got it! I got it! I
- oh. "
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497. Come on, Wanda.
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498. Program.
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499. Program.
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500. - Mother, what are you doing?
- Um, not there.
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501. - No, this is where the family sits.
- They've asked me not to.
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502. Well, too bad. Come on.
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503. - Don't make a fuss.
- Joey, help me out here.
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504. No one wants me, and I
don't care. I don't care.
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505. Come on, Lois.
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506. Let's just sit down.
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507. Bill.
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508. Thank you. Bye-bye.
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509. And how are you today?
Find everything all right?
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510. Yes, thanks.
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511. I get an employee
family discount on this?
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512. May I have your employee
discount card, please?
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513. I don't have my card with me, but
it's under the name Barbara Henrickson.
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514. I'm sorry, ma'am, but you can't
get the discount without the card.
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515. That's the policy.
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516. You'll have to call upstairs,
because I definitely get a discount.
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517. It's under Barbara Henrickson,
as in "Henrickson Home Plus. "
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518. Okay, but your credit card
here says "Nicolette Grant. "
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519. If you call upstairs to Don
Embry, he'll vouch for me.
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520. But I have no way of giving you the
discount without the discount card.
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521. You've said that 50 times.
You keep repeating yourself.
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522. But if you pick up your phone-
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523. Pick it up.
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524. Just pick up the phone.
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525. Hey, shoppers, who's
up for Barbecue?
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526. Grill and grill
accessories are now 20% off.
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527. Hey, someone save me a burger.
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528. Uh, manager to lane six.
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529. What are you doing?
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530. - Manager to lane six.
- Please stop that.
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531. I have a "hold card" instruction
from your credit card company.
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532. I need a manager.
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533. - Give me my card back.
- I can't do that.
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534. - Is there a problem?
- Um, it says "hold card,"
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535. and she says that she's entitled to
Barbara Henrickson's family discount.
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536. Mr. Henrickson's wife?
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537. Correct.
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538. I
- I'm sorry. I don't understand.
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539. You're not Barbara Henrickson.
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540. No. However, Barbara Henrickson asked me
to purchase this disposal for her family.
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541. I see.
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542. So are you a relative
of the Henricksons?
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543. I'd like to speak to
Don Embry now, please.
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544. Or to Peg.
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545. He's not here today.
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546. Ma'am, if you could come with me,
I'm sure we can work something out.
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547. All right, fine.
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548. And I shall call you
"wife" through the veil...
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549. in the celestial kingdom...
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550. by the name...
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551. known only to me.
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552. And I'll pull you through
to be reunited with me...
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553. for all eternity.
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554. How can I ever be worthy of you...
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555. Roberta?
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556. Mother, mother.
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557. As all of you have
attested today...
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558. loyalty,
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559. humility...
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560. kindness,
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561. love of God
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562. and love of family-
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563. Roberta.
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564. I can't imagine a
better first wife...
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565. or a better sisterwife.
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566. Lord knows I can't.
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567. But I know she's gonna
be smiling down...
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568. when dear Nita here...
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569. takes her place by my side...
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570. as first wife.
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571. It's okay.
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572. Mom, it's okay-
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573. I wanna talk to you.
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574. Uh, I'm a little busy.
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575. She's not going anywhere.
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576. Just what the heck do
you think you're doing?
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577. I'm trying to bury my
wife, if you don't mind.
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578. - How much?
- How much what?
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579. How much to stop humiliating
and shunning my mother
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580. and make her your first
wife once and for all?
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581. I can't do that to Nita.
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582. 15,000.
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583. Not $15,000.
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584. Well, I'm certainly not
doing it for less than 10.
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585. - Three.
- 10.
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586. I'll give you five.
How's your roof?
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587. Leaks.
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588. I'll throw in roofing tiles.
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589. How many?
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590. As many as you need.
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591. You really like
that woman that much?
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592. I need tar.
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593. Throw in the tar and we got a deal.
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594. I'll cut the check
and send the supplies
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595. just as soon as you show
me the marriage certificate.
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596. Bless you.
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597. God will have a humble people.
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598. Either we can choose to be humble
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599. or we can be compelled.
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600. You'll have an answer
to your proposal soon.
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601. I am so sorry, Mrs. Henrickson, to
have had you come all the way down here,
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602. but first she said
she was your sister,
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603. then she said she was your
neighbor, and I thought,
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604. "this sounds like
identity theft to me. "
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605. Oh... if I had just
given her the card.
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606. You mean your sister?
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607. But I was in such a hurry this
morning, it just... slipped my mind.
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608. Sally, can you scan
this for Mrs. Henrickson?
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609. You know, Mr. Henrickson
is super strict
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610. about family members presenting
the actual discount card,
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611. because otherwise, you
know, somebody's sister
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612. or somebody's neighbor
or something could say,
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613. "oh, I'm related to
so-and-so. I get 20% off too. "
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614. I understand. Thank you.
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- Wendy Hunt.
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616. Here you go.
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617. Get in.
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618. Nicki, just get in the car.
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619. I don't understand why
you just didn't ask me.
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620. Because I do not want to have to
ask your permission for everything!
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621. Every single thing I do!
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622. Don't break my glove compartment.
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623. Welcome to checkers.
May I take your order?
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624. Can I get two strawberry
shakes, please?
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625. Will that be all?
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626. - Do you want anything else?
- No.
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627. Fries.
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628. A medium fries, please.
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631. Your total is $5.03.
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632. Would you like ketchup?
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633. Of course we want
ketchup. They're fries.
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634. Don't take it out on her.
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635. It was a stupid question.
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636. I am so tired of you goading me.
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637. Sorry, Mrs. Henrickson.
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638. That is exactly what
I'm talking about.
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639. What is this about?
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640. Why do you want to
control the schedule?
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641. I'm trying to have a baby.
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642. I
- I thought it would be easier.
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643. Well, you never
once did that before.
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644. You always loved it when
we were getting pregnant.
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645. And I love it now.
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646. Oh, tell the truth.
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647. You don't want me to have the baby.
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648. - That's nuts.
- I'm not nuts!
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649. I didn't say you were
nuts. I said this is nuts.
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650. I'm doing it to bring the
family closer together.
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651. Well, I'm part of this family, and
you seem to have a lot of complaints.
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652. - About what?
- About me, Nicki.
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653. About everything I do.
About my responsibilities.
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654. Well, try being second wife.
You just saw what happened.
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655. Do you ever consider I have no public
life with Bill, and you control everything?
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656. Well, I'm... Sorry I didn't die.
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657. Oh, shut up. And
how can you say that?
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658. How can you say that to me when
I'm the one that took care of you.
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659. I know that.
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660. It's like you forget.
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661. I watched you while you were sleeping.
I prayed for you to get better.
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662. I don't see how you could
say something like that to me.
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664. I will never forget
what you did for me.
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665. I will never forget it.
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666. What?
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667. I want you to have the baby.
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668. I wanted to have a girl for you.
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670. You left in a hurry.
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671. I just wanted to get on the road.
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672. Well, I just wanted to tell you that
your father had a change of heart.
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673. About what?
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674. We're gonna be legally married!
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675. Congratulations.
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676. No gifts, please!
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677. Are you happy?
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678. Oh, well, you know me. I have a
naturally cheerful countenance.
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679. But anyway, I just
- I just wanted to let you know.
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we'll probably get along a little better,
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682. He won't be around much longer.
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683. What do you mean?
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684. Oh, just that he's not
getting any younger is all.
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him I said that.
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686. No, I won't.
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687. Anyway, we'll be just fine. Just
wanted to let you know the good news.
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688. Margie, I think he's hungry.
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689. - Hey, everybody.
- Your father's home.
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690. Daddy!
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691. Hey, buddy. You've been a
good boy with your mommies?
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693. Hey, pull up a chair.
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have more than one wife?
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the principle when I'm ready?
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700. I don't know. I hadn't
really thought about it.
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you had planned it for me.
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702. Plural marriage is a tremendous responsibility,
Ben, and it can be terribly abused.
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have to answer with fortitude.
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705. But if you're asking me
- do I think you're capable?
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706. Yes, I do.
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