1. - Uptown Pharmacy. Can I help you?
- Hi, I'm callingCopy !req
2. for a refill. Henrickson, William.Copy !req
3. Hold on just one sec.Copy !req
4. - Hey.
- Oh, honey, where are you?Copy !req
5. - Office.
- I just got off the shuttle.Copy !req
6. - It started 15 minutes ago.
- Oh no.Copy !req
7. - That's Viagra?
- Prescription's for 200,Copy !req
8. - but I just buy 20 at a time.
- Got it.Copy !req
9. Honey? Honey,Copy !req
10. - how long is it gonna take you?
- Not long.Copy !req
11. - How many?
- Just give me 20.Copy !req
12. All right, take the 600 South
exit, then straight up Sunnyside.Copy !req
13. - When will you be picking this up?
- I'll swing by tomorrow.Copy !req
14. - That's not funny.
- No... 20.Copy !req
15. - See you soon.
- Love you.Copy !req
16. Society Hall, built in 1852Copy !req
17. for social and cultural events.Copy !req
18. The Utah Dramatic Association
held many performances...Copy !req
19. That's the Lucy Lewis farmstead, 1849,Copy !req
20. and next to that is
the Hanlan House, 1847.Copy !req
21. And you're not even
pretending to listen.Copy !req
22. Have you seen Zack Cady
from the Chamber yet?Copy !req
23. Why, you think he'd be interested
in the Lucy Lewis farmstead?Copy !req
24. Excuse me, Councilman Davis.Copy !req
25. Bill Henrickson.Copy !req
26. - You spoke at Rotary. Henrickson Home...
- Oh, sure!Copy !req
27. Right right right. This
is my wife, Janelle.Copy !req
28. - How do you do?
- You have that home store.Copy !req
29. Two now... one in Sandy, a
new one over in West Jordan.Copy !req
30. Really got them scared over at Lowe's.Copy !req
31. We're sponsoring one of
the building renovations.Copy !req
32. Donating materials for
the seismic retrofit.Copy !req
33. - Barb, my wife.
- It's a wonderful vision...Copy !req
34. - preserving all this history.
- Ahem.Copy !req
35. - It's all Bill talks about.
- Well, a little bit.Copy !req
36. I can't wait to bring my class.Copy !req
37. Well, there's not much
you can't accomplishCopy !req
38. with a good public private partnership.Copy !req
39. Big government... Huh-uh.Copy !req
40. - So you're a teacher?
- Copper Mountain Elementary.Copy !req
41. So where do you stand
on merit-based salaries?Copy !req
42. I believe you support it.Copy !req
43. Superintendent Reinhardt opposes.Copy !req
44. My union is hostile.Copy !req
45. And the legislature doesn't
seem to know what it thinks.Copy !req
46. And you want my lowly opinion?Copy !req
47. - Absolutely.
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
48. Well, it's very flattering. You
know, my family on my mother's side,Copy !req
49. they were one in the
first wave of pioneersCopy !req
50. to come to the valley...Copy !req
51. I don't regret it. It was a long,Copy !req
52. - overdue clearing of the air.
- Well, are you angry she's workingCopy !req
53. or just the way she told us?Copy !req
54. I told you I'm not angry. Get raisins.Copy !req
55. The yellow kind.Copy !req
56. But if you were gonna take
a job, wouldn't you checkCopy !req
57. with all the people you were married to?Copy !req
58. Hmm.Copy !req
59. In fact, I'm surprised
I'm not more angry.Copy !req
60. Although she did call me pigheaded.Copy !req
61. Yeah, well, you were
pretty tough on her, too.Copy !req
62. See, this is exactly what
plural marriage teaches us.Copy !req
63. The value of selflessness.Copy !req
64. - It's mine.
- I just think she likes to workCopy !req
65. outside the house.Copy !req
66. Aren't we supposed to support her, too?Copy !req
67. Of course, we are. You haven't
been doing it as long as I have.Copy !req
68. I mean here we are food shopping, again.Copy !req
69. I can't remember the
last time that womanCopy !req
70. pushed a grocery cart
for family shopping.Copy !req
71. - Get the low-sodium
ones. - Raymond, give me.Copy !req
72. - Drop it.
- Boys.Copy !req
73. Wayne! Put it... put it back!Copy !req
74. Has she said anything to you?Copy !req
75. - Uh, no.
- About me, I mean.Copy !req
76. - No.
- No?Copy !req
77. - No.
- Nothing?Copy !req
78. - No!
- Well,Copy !req
79. I'm glad we had it out.Copy !req
80. I feel better, I do.Copy !req
81. Just hope she's able to
rise above the pettiness.Copy !req
82. I'm gonna run over to
the drug store aisle...Copy !req
83. get some lotion.Copy !req
84. You watch the boys?Copy !req
85. - New dress?
- Hmm, just haven't had the occasion.Copy !req
86. Hmm...Copy !req
87. Well, I think the councilman
will remember me next time.Copy !req
88. - Why?
- He couldn't take his eyes off you.Copy !req
89. - Oh.
- It's true.Copy !req
90. Well, neither could his wife.Copy !req
91. She kept checking for my garment line.Copy !req
92. I thought she was gonna get
down on her hands and kneesCopy !req
93. and peak up my dress to
see if I was wearing them.Copy !req
94. What?Copy !req
95. Okay.Copy !req
96. - Wait, uh-uh, uh-uh.
- Okay, ee-ee...Copy !req
97. Oh my.Copy !req
98. Golly.Copy !req
99. Where did that come from?Copy !req
100. You are so beautiful.Copy !req
101. Stop.Copy !req
102. This is Margie's night.Copy !req
103. It's not like we planned it.Copy !req
104. Well.Copy !req
105. Hi. I didn't hear you.Copy !req
106. I've got the water running upstairs.Copy !req
107. I got you a burger. It's
on the table in a bag.Copy !req
108. I'll put it in the microwave
when I come back down.Copy !req
109. Oh, Lester pooped on your robe,Copy !req
110. but it's almost out of the dryer.Copy !req
111. Gotta go, gotta go!Copy !req
112. Morning, Margene. Teenie,
that bottle was brand new.Copy !req
113. You cannot have this
much syrup, young lady.Copy !req
114. - It is not good for you.
- It's fortified.Copy !req
115. Sarah, have you seen my backpack?Copy !req
116. I don't know. Is it in your room?Copy !req
117. - Hello.
- Hi.Copy !req
118. - Hi.
- I enjoyed last night.Copy !req
119. Me too.Copy !req
120. I thought I'd made it up.Copy !req
121. No, ma'am.Copy !req
122. Well.Copy !req
123. Yeah.Copy !req
124. Thanks for calling.Copy !req
125. No problem.Copy !req
126. You know what? Just decided,Copy !req
127. I'm not gonna get dressed all day today.Copy !req
128. Are you feeling all right?Copy !req
129. Fine.Copy !req
130. Uh, just have a do-nothing day.Copy !req
131. Hey, what time you're
taking lunch today?Copy !req
132. Uh, what?Copy !req
133. What time you taking lunch today?Copy !req
134. 01:00.Copy !req
135. I wanna see you again. Can you meet me?Copy !req
136. Um...Copy !req
137. where?Copy !req
138. There.Copy !req
139. - Here?
- Yes.Copy !req
140. Okay.Copy !req
141. Margie?Copy !req
142. Have a nice day, Barb.Copy !req
143. Honey?Copy !req
144. You can't live one out
of three days for BillCopy !req
145. - and the rest just camped out here.
- I don't mind.Copy !req
146. I know. But one of the best thingsCopy !req
147. about how we live is we're a community.Copy !req
148. The kids should feel comfortable
and safe in each of the housesCopy !req
149. because it's a home.Copy !req
150. My house isn't a home?Copy !req
151. Make it nice for yourself.Copy !req
152. Why don't you finally unpack?Copy !req
153. I bet if you spend a little
time and invest in your home,Copy !req
154. you won't even wanna leave.Copy !req
155. Hmm? Yeah?Copy !req
156. Good. Thank you.Copy !req
157. Come on, honey.Copy !req
158. - What are you doing?
- Barb kicked me out.Copy !req
159. - She told me to get a life.
- That was harsh.Copy !req
160. It's like she doesn't have time
for us since she took the job.Copy !req
161. Which is exactly what I
suspected would happen.Copy !req
162. No one's suggesting some all-out war.Copy !req
163. - Just some firmness.
- That's right.Copy !req
164. Joey offered up this information
and it's worth following up on.Copy !req
165. Well, at least this guy's fair.Copy !req
166. I mean, he actually came to us
to include our group's thoughtsCopy !req
167. in the Polygamy Primer that they put
out to all the social service agencies.Copy !req
168. He doesn't have an ax to grind,Copy !req
169. doesn't just listen to all
the anti-polygamist crazies.Copy !req
170. Is that a five?Copy !req
171. 555-5807.Copy !req
172. What's my cover?Copy !req
173. It's an anonymous tip.Copy !req
174. - Attorney General's Office.
- Alan Kenectle, please.Copy !req
175. I'll connect you.Copy !req
176. - Polygamy Czar.
- Is Alan Kenectle in?Copy !req
177. What is this regarding?Copy !req
178. - Uh, my name is Robert Zeebold.
- Yes?Copy !req
179. I'm here in Salt Lake. Uh, a
polygamist swindled my mother,Copy !req
180. got her to invest in a land scheme.Copy !req
181. - What polygamist?
- Roman Grant.Copy !req
182. Hold on a moment.Copy !req
183. - They solicited your mother?
- Yeah, she was toldCopy !req
184. she was buying shares to a
ranch up in Box Elder County.Copy !req
185. Along with 10 others.Copy !req
186. Old folks.Copy !req
187. Making 11, total.Copy !req
188. Oh, they're suing. And I
guess I just wanted to knowCopy !req
189. if you were aware of that
and if your office, if...Copy !req
190. since your office uh...Copy !req
191. since the Attorney General investigates,Copy !req
192. uh, consumer fraud, and
since you're a part ofCopy !req
193. and investigate um, polygamy,
could you do anything?Copy !req
194. - An investigation or...
- Could you come down to our offices?Copy !req
195. I'd like to sit down with you and uh,Copy !req
196. maybe you could bring your mother.Copy !req
197. - Hmm...
- We've been trying to getCopy !req
198. into Juniper Creek forever.Copy !req
199. Maybe we could piggyback
an investigation.Copy !req
200. What firm is representing the claimants?Copy !req
201. - Uh, the name of her attorney?
- Yeah.Copy !req
202. I'll have to get that
information from her.Copy !req
203. Could I call you back?
What's your direct number?Copy !req
204. Oh, whoa, I dropped my pen. Just...Copy !req
205. Yeah. Okay. Uh-huh.Copy !req
206. Okay. All right, got it. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
207. Yeah, you, you have a great day, too.Copy !req
208. - Whoo...
- Whoo!Copy !req
209. Hello? Anybody home?Copy !req
210. Margie? Anybody?Copy !req
211. I couldn't decide where to be.Copy !req
212. This is perfect.Copy !req
213. I have Tylenol in the glove compartment.Copy !req
214. I need something stronger.Copy !req
215. We still have to get the
car mats and the towels.Copy !req
216. Why can't we finish
up after lunch, Nicki?Copy !req
217. It takes so much effort to load
up the boys in and out of the car.Copy !req
218. - Mom!
- Turn the air on your face.Copy !req
219. - Make him stop!
- Hey.Copy !req
220. I gotta go home. I gotta
lay down for a minute.Copy !req
221. What's the big deal?Copy !req
222. Why can't he get car mats at the store?Copy !req
223. I said knock it off.Copy !req
224. - Wanna watch a movie tonight?
- No.Copy !req
225. I gotta learn to be more independent.Copy !req
226. Please put this in your mouth.Copy !req
227. Come on, safety first, gentlemen.Copy !req
228. Always safety first.Copy !req
229. Strong, full, released position.Copy !req
230. With your wood in place...Copy !req
231. turn on the machine.Copy !req
232. Great, that's just great.Copy !req
233. - Yeah, I appreciate the call.
- Bill.Copy !req
234. - You bet. Bye.
- Bill, where you been?Copy !req
235. - We have a problem.
- That was Lee Hatcher.Copy !req
236. Last guy convicted of
selling bogus land sales.Copy !req
237. - He got two million in fines.
- Wait, wait,Copy !req
238. we have a problem.Copy !req
239. - Mr. Henrickson.
- Wendy?Copy !req
240. Could I talk to you for a minute?Copy !req
241. Certainly.Copy !req
242. Should I close the door?Copy !req
243. Thank you. L-I know
you're a busy man...Copy !req
244. Please. Never too busy. Come on in.Copy !req
245. - What's on your mind? Have a seat.
- Thank you.Copy !req
246. I'm sorry. L-I've
rehearsed this in my head,Copy !req
247. but it's still hard.Copy !req
248. I saw Mr. And Mrs. Embry
at Applebee's on Saturday.Copy !req
249. I was at the salad bar with
my mom when they came inCopy !req
250. with two other women.Copy !req
251. - Okay.
- Something wasn't right. Something...Copy !req
252. not natural.Copy !req
253. I could tell.Copy !req
254. So when the two other
ladies went to the restroom,Copy !req
255. I followed them. I know it was wrong,Copy !req
256. but I had to. They were talkingCopy !req
257. about whose turn it was
to cut Mr. Embry's hair.Copy !req
258. - I don't understand.
- They're polygamists.Copy !req
259. But...Copy !req
260. how do you know they
weren't his sisters?Copy !req
261. - You have sisters, right?
- Not like that.Copy !req
262. Maybe Don's sisters are like that,Copy !req
263. or they're-they're aunts or nieces.Copy !req
264. - Did you think of that?
- I know what I saw.Copy !req
265. And it's against the Church,Copy !req
266. - and the law.
- Wendy...Copy !req
267. as long as the people that
work here are doing their jobs,Copy !req
268. what they do in their bedrooms
is none of our concern.Copy !req
269. Now...Copy !req
270. Don's always treated you with respectCopy !req
271. and if I'm not mistaken,
it was Peg that hired you.Copy !req
272. And I can tell you unequivocally,Copy !req
273. Don's not what you're saying he is.Copy !req
274. Everyone in the HenricksonCopy !req
275. Home Plus family is
treated with respect.Copy !req
276. - Hasn't that been your experience?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
277. That's right. So let's
get off this subject.Copy !req
278. - It's very unsavory.
- But I know what I saw.Copy !req
279. What you saw was an action,Copy !req
280. but you didn't necessarily see
the label you're putting on it.Copy !req
281. I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
282. Exactly.Copy !req
283. There you are.Copy !req
284. Why are you doing that?Copy !req
285. You don't want me to?Copy !req
286. Never look me in the
eyes when you address me.Copy !req
287. You may refile those, now.Copy !req
288. Yeah, look at this.Copy !req
289. - The numbers are
phony. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
290. It's just the digest of the
numbers, not the numbers themselves.Copy !req
291. Exactly. Alby.Copy !req
292. His wives tell him he's a genius.Copy !req
293. - He's no genius.
- Well this tells you nothing.Copy !req
294. I know.Copy !req
295. What I wanted was the
exact audited numbersCopy !req
296. with the accountant's opinion letter.Copy !req
297. I wanna know exactly what's going onCopy !req
298. with both Home Plus stores.Copy !req
299. What's this?Copy !req
300. Beautiful flowers for
my beautiful wives.Copy !req
301. - What?
- That was funny...Copy !req
302. when we saw each other
on Cloverfield Ave.Copy !req
303. - You were driving very fast.
- Yeah.Copy !req
304. Must've been very late.Copy !req
305. Getting back to work.Copy !req
306. I thought so.Copy !req
307. You got your hands full.Copy !req
308. Um...Copy !req
309. I never really moved in.Copy !req
310. And everything from beforeCopy !req
311. I hate. So...Copy !req
312. what are you working on?Copy !req
313. Don't just stand there.
Come on over, I'll show you.Copy !req
314. I know it's a little over
the top, but it relaxes me.Copy !req
315. It's the most beautiful
thing I've ever seen.Copy !req
316. How many children do you have?Copy !req
317. Oh, we don't... don't have.Copy !req
318. Whoa!Copy !req
319. It's just an hour a day after school.Copy !req
320. - Everyone goes to Seminary.
- Every Mormon.Copy !req
321. - And I don't want you to be one.
- I just... I have to,Copy !req
322. I don't feel pure. I think
there's something inside meCopy !req
323. that shouldn't be there.Copy !req
324. No. You'll get all
judgmental and arrogantCopy !req
325. because you're in the priesthood.
You'll turn into a snotty assholeCopy !req
326. just like the rest of them... serious,
you'll be like every other Mormon boyCopy !req
327. - I've ever dated.
- I have these dreams, okay?Copy !req
328. - I think about sex all the time.
- But that's good.Copy !req
329. No! I can't control it. I
get hard-ons in woodshop.Copy !req
330. They'll brainwash you,Copy !req
331. make you think your body is dirty.Copy !req
332. Don't let them ruin you.Copy !req
333. So...Copy !req
334. don't,Copy !req
335. okay?Copy !req
336. Okay.Copy !req
337. - Hello?
- Who is this?Copy !req
338. - Levelor.
- Well, this is Nicolette Grant.Copy !req
339. I want to speak to Wanda
Henrickson right now.Copy !req
340. He has been slipping and
sliding all over the place.Copy !req
341. - All sorts of monkey business.
- Nicki, Nicki, slow down. Slow down.Copy !req
342. - You're not making any sense.
- He's been so happy.Copy !req
343. And he saw me in the car and
pretended he didn't see me.Copy !req
344. And then he gave us flowers
to throw me off the trail.Copy !req
345. - Don't you see? Don't you see it?
- You don't think he's...Copy !req
346. He is. Yes, he is seeing a fourth wife.Copy !req
347. This is exactly what he did when
he got interested in Margene.Copy !req
348. Honestly, I knew even before I knew.Copy !req
349. - You know?
- It's so easy to see through them.Copy !req
350. They're kind of cute that way. But
he hasn't told you? That's not right.Copy !req
351. The situation is
delicate. You know, Barb.Copy !req
352. She's so resistant to change.Copy !req
353. Oh, he's gonna need me to
smooth things out with her.Copy !req
354. I'm so excited, Wanda.Copy !req
355. I'm so happy for us.Copy !req
356. - I'm so happy.
- Then I'm happy for you.Copy !req
357. Barb... first wives think
they know everything,Copy !req
358. but really just walk around in a fog.Copy !req
359. Anyway, four's a better number.Copy !req
360. To tell you the truth,Copy !req
361. I'm really bored with Barb.Copy !req
362. - And Margie.
- Nicki, no.Copy !req
363. I am. Bored bored bored.Copy !req
364. Oh, you know what I mean.
But don't tell anyone.Copy !req
365. "And since our fates
we may not conquer here,Copy !req
366. divide thy lot from mine and
the starlit world above us,Copy !req
367. call me thine, forever thine."Copy !req
368. That's so beautiful.Copy !req
369. You're a diamond.Copy !req
370. Come in.Copy !req
371. Papa?Copy !req
372. I, uh, I wanted to say that I was sorry.Copy !req
373. I should have known
better. But I have redraftedCopy !req
374. another demand letter for
Henrickson Home Plus, and this timeCopy !req
375. I'll do it right. I'll
get the right numbers.Copy !req
376. No, it's-it's not your fault, son.Copy !req
377. I gave you more responsibility
than you can handle.Copy !req
378. Your talents lie elsewhere.Copy !req
379. We all have our gifts.Copy !req
380. You let Bill get the better of us.Copy !req
381. I can give you a lift home.Copy !req
382. - I can't do numbers, either.
- Shut up!Copy !req
383. I'm trying to be nice!Copy !req
384. And don't you ever raise your
voice to me like that again.Copy !req
385. - I wanna see you.
- Um, well,Copy !req
386. l
- I made a date to have lunchCopy !req
387. with another teacher.Copy !req
388. - Can you cancel?
- All right.Copy !req
389. - How soon?
- 45 minutes.Copy !req
390. - I've got a place in mind.
- Where?Copy !req
391. Any luggage?Copy !req
392. Oh.Copy !req
393. - What are we doing?
- What do you think?Copy !req
394. We're having an affair.Copy !req
395. Well, technically,Copy !req
396. how can it be an affair? We're married.Copy !req
397. - What is it?
- My necklace...Copy !req
398. - I lost my necklace.
- Don't worry, we'll find it. Hey...Copy !req
399. What?Copy !req
400. You'll see.Copy !req
401. Mm-hmm...Copy !req
402. Ready?Copy !req
403. Remember?Copy !req
404. Hurry.Copy !req
405. - Hey, boss.
- You heard from the AG?Copy !req
406. I didn't, but Robert Zeebold did.Copy !req
407. - They need that attorney.
- This is great.Copy !req
408. - Hey.
- Hi, it's me.Copy !req
409. I just wanted you to
know, I'm not stupid.Copy !req
410. You don't have to keep secrets from me.Copy !req
411. That's not the way this family works.Copy !req
412. You can talk to me.Copy !req
413. I'm happy to help in any way I can.Copy !req
414. Do you want me to be the
one to break the news?Copy !req
415. Can you be a little more specific?Copy !req
416. Fine.Copy !req
417. If that's how you wanna play it.Copy !req
418. I think what you're doing is wrong.Copy !req
419. I don't know what you're
talking about, Wendy.Copy !req
420. You do know what I'm talking about.Copy !req
421. I'm sorry Wendy, but I don't.Copy !req
422. Is everything okay? Is there
something you wanna say?Copy !req
423. I've got my eye on you.Copy !req
424. And I know my rights.Copy !req
425. You can't fire me or get me firedCopy !req
426. for doing and saying
what I know is right.Copy !req
427. Now why would I wanna go
and do something like that?Copy !req
428. You're the best little junior
bookkeeper we've ever had.Copy !req
429. There's a problem.Copy !req
430. - What?
- Look out the window.Copy !req
431. Just look.Copy !req
432. Uh, it's not that you can't see her.Copy !req
433. I would never tell you
who your friends can be,Copy !req
434. but we have to be careful, so
careful now with the second store.Copy !req
435. - I am.
- I know you are.Copy !req
436. Okay, then.Copy !req
437. You're the weak link, Margie.Copy !req
438. - What?
- We have to be realistic.Copy !req
439. You can't keep a secret like me,
and you're not a good liar like Barb.Copy !req
440. What do you mean I'm a good liar?Copy !req
441. With the neighbors.
You're so effortless.Copy !req
442. You're a pro.Copy !req
443. - Hey, good morning.
- Good morning.Copy !req
444. Did you and Bill have relations before
he brought you home to us to be a wife?Copy !req
445. No, Nicki.Copy !req
446. And I think that is completely
none of your business.Copy !req
447. Is it?Copy !req
448. Look me in the eyes, Margene.Copy !req
449. I am not gonna do the
look-me-in-the-eye thing.Copy !req
450. Look me in the eye.Copy !req
451. I thought as much. How could you?Copy !req
452. No, Nicki!Copy !req
453. You think you know everything?Copy !req
454. You look me in the eye for once, hmm?Copy !req
455. You look me in the eye.Copy !req
456. Look me in the eye! I'm
looking at you with my eyes!Copy !req
457. I brought you some design books.Copy !req
458. Thank you.Copy !req
459. Thank you so much.Copy !req
460. Make sure you look at that Feng
Shui one. I know it seems loonyCopy !req
461. but I'm telling you, it works.Copy !req
462. Um, do you wanna come in?Copy !req
463. I'd love to. Thanks.Copy !req
464. This is great. You can
do a lot with this place.Copy !req
465. Aaron.Copy !req
466. I'm sorry. He just discovered his penis.Copy !req
467. Don't they all?Copy !req
468. What a precious angel.Copy !req
469. - Where's Daddy?
- Gone.Copy !req
470. Oh, listen to me, barging in,Copy !req
471. - asking personal questions.
- No no no no.Copy !req
472. I'm so glad you're here. L
- I know we just met,Copy !req
473. - but I really like you.
- I know.Copy !req
474. - Do you like orange juice?
- Who doesn't?Copy !req
475. Yeah.Copy !req
476. My name is Ben Henrickson.
I live with my two sisters,Copy !req
477. my mom and dad. Henrickson Home Plus.Copy !req
478. Anyone?Copy !req
479. Anyone other than Jason?Copy !req
480. Okay, thank you, Ben,Copy !req
481. and welcome to Seminary, young man.Copy !req
482. Congratulations.Copy !req
483. You've chosen the right.Copy !req
484. Bill, it's Joey. How are you?Copy !req
485. - Didn't recognize the number.
- I finally got us a cell phone.Copy !req
486. I have the name of the attorney
you wanted on the lawsuit.Copy !req
487. Joseph Breedman. He lives in Logan.Copy !req
488. Joey, you are sunshine on a cloudy day.Copy !req
489. - Oh, well...
- How'd you get the name?Copy !req
490. Um, Dad. Thinks he's cagey,Copy !req
491. but he's a blowhard. Just gotta get himCopy !req
492. in a windbag kind of mood, I guess.Copy !req
493. You want the address and
name of this guy and stuff?Copy !req
494. - Yeah, shoot.
- Okay.Copy !req
495. Joseph Breedman, or Breedmen.Copy !req
496. Logan, 3000 Parkland Way,Copy !req
497. Suite 151.Copy !req
498. You sure you don't need anything
down there? A ceiling fan, whatever?Copy !req
499. No, we're great. We're happy.Copy !req
500. Uh, Wanda says big things are
happening up there, though.Copy !req
501. - Say what?
- Going for your number four, huh?Copy !req
502. - What?
- Wife, fourth wife.Copy !req
503. What?Copy !req
504. Nicki?Copy !req
505. I have to speak to you.Copy !req
506. Alone.Copy !req
507. I'm gone.Copy !req
508. Barb, I didn't wanna
bring you into this.Copy !req
509. And I'm not sure Bill
wants you to know, actually.Copy !req
510. But something's changed.Copy !req
511. Bill is dating someone, a fourth wife.Copy !req
512. - Oh Barb, there's no time for that now.
- But, I um...Copy !req
513. - Are you sure? I don't think so.
- I do.Copy !req
514. And may I say, she is certainly not
the kind of fourth wife we would want.Copy !req
515. - He's having relations with her.
- What?Copy !req
516. Well, he is susceptible.Copy !req
517. I happen to know for a factCopy !req
518. that he had relations
premaritally with one of us.Copy !req
519. And I'm not naming
names, but it wasn't meCopy !req
520. and it certainly wasn't you. It
was Marge, and it's not right.Copy !req
521. Hmm, hmm, maybe it is true,Copy !req
522. but what difference does it make now?Copy !req
523. What do you want me to
do with this information?Copy !req
524. Well we have to stop him. Sit him down.Copy !req
525. Of course we have to find out who it is,Copy !req
526. who's bringing the sin into our house.Copy !req
527. Obviously, it's not
someone from the compound.Copy !req
528. Well, obviously... yeah.Copy !req
529. Do you like Fields Market?Copy !req
530. There's always good
coupons in the circularCopy !req
531. and the produce always
seems so crisp and fresh.Copy !req
532. Yes, it is.Copy !req
533. I was just next door.Copy !req
534. Isn't it terrible what
happened to Margene's husband?Copy !req
535. The Gulf War...Copy !req
536. too many lives, such a shame.Copy !req
537. Well, I guess that's all wars, isn't it?Copy !req
538. Margie, Margie, what were you thinking?Copy !req
539. She lent me some design books.Copy !req
540. You can't just run around
saying whatever it isCopy !req
541. - that pops into your head.
- No!Copy !req
542. I've thought about it a lot.Copy !req
543. And I don't like that unwed-mother
story you tell about me.Copy !req
544. I never say you're unwed. I
say you're presently single.Copy !req
545. But I don't like that, either.
And anyway, you're the oneCopy !req
546. that told me to get a life.Copy !req
547. All right, you are putting
your family at risk.Copy !req
548. I don't have any friends any more.Copy !req
549. I know how isolating it can be,Copy !req
550. but uh...Copy !req
551. that's a sacrifice we make.Copy !req
552. We have to stick with it, no
matter how lonely it can beCopy !req
553. because there isn't anything else
that can bring us these rewards.Copy !req
554. This is um...Copy !req
555. this is it.Copy !req
556. And sweetheart, the Gulf
War was 15 years ago.Copy !req
557. Let me see, let me see.
All right, let me see...Copy !req
558. One, two, three...Copy !req
559. - Hey, I got something.
- What do you got?Copy !req
560. Many elements go into
making a great room.Copy !req
561. The most important is color.Copy !req
562. What are you doing?Copy !req
563. Nothing.Copy !req
564. I can't stop thinking about you.Copy !req
565. Me too.Copy !req
566. Thinking about you.Copy !req
567. Meet me in a half an hour?Copy !req
568. I don't think I can, Bill.
L... we can't do this.Copy !req
569. I need you. I feel like I'm drowning,Copy !req
570. like I can't catch my breath.Copy !req
571. I'm going to the White Birch.Copy !req
572. I'll wait a half an hour. If you
don't show up, I'll understand.Copy !req
573. I'll meet you in a half an hour.Copy !req
574. Where are you going?Copy !req
575. To the office. Always something.Copy !req
576. Be back soon.Copy !req
577. Hello?Copy !req
578. - Sarah?
- Nicki?Copy !req
579. Do you want Mom?Copy !req
580. - Yes.
- She just took off.Copy !req
581. Are you still there?Copy !req
582. - Where'd she go?
- I don't know.Copy !req
583. She was all giddy and gross, though.Copy !req
584. She wanted to borrow some lip gloss.Copy !req
585. - ? Sir.
- Yes.Copy !req
586. We have a beautiful,
beautiful woman's dreamCopy !req
587. straight out of Africa,Copy !req
588. retails at 69.99.Copy !req
589. In less than a minute,
we have it here todayCopy !req
590. at 199.99.Copy !req
591. I can't believe this price...Copy !req
592. 199.99.Copy !req
593. This is a
once-in-a-lifetime...Copy !req
594. Nicki! Nicki, come quick!Copy !req
595. Nicki!Copy !req
596. - Where's Dad?
- He's at the office. What happened?Copy !req
597. There's a man! He went around front.Copy !req
598. All right, stay here, call Margene,Copy !req
599. and get the babies over here, okay?Copy !req
600. - Where's Bill?
- He's sleeping.Copy !req
601. - Wake him.
- Talk to me, Alby.Copy !req
602. - What do you need?
- I do need something.Copy !req
603. I wanna talk to Mr. Clever.Copy !req
604. - Tried to pull one over on me.
- Nicki?Copy !req
605. Everything's all right, Benny.Copy !req
606. Look Benny, go next
door, go to my house.Copy !req
607. - Hey Benny, what's up?
- Go away, get out of here.Copy !req
608. I'll have Papa come down
on you like a ton of bricks.Copy !req
609. You? You were a nothing
till you married Bill.Copy !req
610. A nothing of no earthly consequence.Copy !req
611. Now look at you, strutting
around like Mrs. Home Plus.Copy !req
612. Bill took you in to
get a loan from Papa.Copy !req
613. Don't you know that?Copy !req
614. You're just collateral.Copy !req
615. Don't think, Alby. It's
not what you're good at.Copy !req
616. Roughing up teenagers and
scaring women is what you do.Copy !req
617. Wanna show me what you're made of?Copy !req
618. You can't do it, can you?Copy !req
619. Take your one testicle
and fly back to your cave.Copy !req
620. You ever show up here again
and harass this family,Copy !req
621. I swear to God I will kill you.Copy !req
622. My dad didn't send him.Copy !req
623. Alby's just... he's just
a loose cannon that way.Copy !req
624. She was really cool.Copy !req
625. Hmm. I'm just thankful everyone is safe.Copy !req
626. All right. Let's all go to bed.Copy !req
627. Oh, there's something
I wanna say to everyone.Copy !req
628. I wanna bring another
soul into the family.Copy !req
629. - Nicki.
- It's time.Copy !req
630. We've been holding off
for this reason or that.Copy !req
631. It's time, now.Copy !req
632. We've let worldly concerns come
before what we're here for...Copy !req
633. - Nicki. ... what our purpose is.Copy !req
634. Honey.Copy !req
635. I'm so happy.Copy !req
636. As your husband
and father-to-beCopy !req
637. and member of our holy family.Copy !req
638. Congratulations, Nicki.Copy !req
639. - I love you, Nicki.
- I love you too, Barb.Copy !req
640. I love you very much.Copy !req
641. A baby.Copy !req
642. A sister.Copy !req