1. - Okay, and what else do you want?
- Mmm, this one.Copy !req
2. - Want breakfast?
- Yeah.Copy !req
3. - Uh...
- What's going on?Copy !req
4. - No, this is good.
- Oh...Copy !req
5. Go take this to Sarah.
Go inside and shut the door.Copy !req
6. Okay.Copy !req
7. Can you believe it?
It's like a train whistle.Copy !req
8. What are they thinking?
Teenie heard everything.Copy !req
9. Hi. Do you have
an extra dozen eggs?Copy !req
10. Yeah.
Boys, go into Barb'sCopy !req
11. - and wait for us there, okay?
- Go on.Copy !req
12. She wasn't like that
in the old house.Copy !req
13. She was out in the annex
and her windows were double-paned.Copy !req
14. She's so loud.
I mean, loud loud.Copy !req
15. - This can't go on, Barb.
- Uh-uh.Copy !req
16. Not like this.Copy !req
17. I've got a boner.Copy !req
18. - You always got a boner.
- Just in the mornings.Copy !req
19. Well, it's God's gift to man.Copy !req
20. - What time is it?
- Almost 9:00.Copy !req
21. - When's for breakfast.
- It's a big boner.Copy !req
22. I'm hungry.Copy !req
23. - Let's eat.
- You're a big boner.Copy !req
24. You're a perv.Copy !req
25. Mmm, you're my blue-eyed boy,
aren't you?Copy !req
26. My little old
blue-eyed boy.Copy !req
27. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
28. It's not discreet,
invites problems.Copy !req
29. Well, I just want you to know
I don't think it's right, either.Copy !req
30. - I'm gonna talk to her.
- Nicki, no.Copy !req
31. - You can't do that.
- Yes, I can.Copy !req
32. She can't help it,
if she's too loud.Copy !req
33. Sarah, Go make sure
the boys have finished their milk.Copy !req
34. It's not just
that she's loud.Copy !req
35. They should be
over here by now.Copy !req
36. They know we're doing breakfast.
It's disrespectful.Copy !req
37. - You're right.
- Darn right I'm right.Copy !req
38. - Ah...
- Good morning, Mrs. H, Nicki.Copy !req
39. - Good morning, Jason.
- Good morning.Copy !req
40. - Ben?
- Yeah?Copy !req
41. Go put a shirt on. This isn't
a nudist colony last time I checked.Copy !req
42. - Yes, Ma'am.
- Sarah, no milk cartons on the table.Copy !req
43. - Do you want my bacon?
- No, I don't. It's gross.Copy !req
44. Let's set the big table.
Ben, help your sister.Copy !req
45. Teenie, go get your father and Margene,
and tell themCopy !req
46. we're making breakfast here...
they should know it.Copy !req
47. And call up before you go
upstairs, you understand?Copy !req
48. Nicki, do you want me to section
the grapefruit for the boys?Copy !req
49. Yeah, thanks.
That would help.Copy !req
50. And another thing...
this is your day.Copy !req
51. You have Bill tonight
and our nights start at 9:00 A.M.Copy !req
52. We have to stand up
for ourselves... no excuses.Copy !req
53. Mom, the bacon's burning.Copy !req
54. Thank you, honey.Copy !req
55. This is your day, Barb.Copy !req
56. - Mom, they're coming.
- Thank you.Copy !req
57. Come here, you.Copy !req
58. What?Copy !req
59. - Morning.
- Morning.Copy !req
60. Ah, food.Copy !req
61. - Morning.
- Morning. Mmm.Copy !req
62. - What can I do?
- Feed your babies.Copy !req
63. - Already did.
- Here, Ben, I'll take the baby.Copy !req
64. - Honey, two pieces.
- Fine, fine.Copy !req
65. - Good morning, Jason.
- His good cholesterol's non-existentCopy !req
66. - and his bad is off the chart.
- Do you have whole curd?Copy !req
67. - Good morning, Margie.
- Morning. Give me a hug, I'm cold!Copy !req
68. Margie? Margie.Copy !req
69. Margie! Margie!Copy !req
70. - Yes?
- Can you help me out over here?Copy !req
71. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
72. - Ben, did you hear the Jazz won?
- Yeah, double overtime.Copy !req
73. - Margie?
- Mm-hmm. Yes?Copy !req
74. Where did you get that?Copy !req
75. - I've always had this.
- Half-dressed?Copy !req
76. - Ben is having a sleepover.
- It's just Jason.Copy !req
77. And Sarah and Teenie.
Do you want them to thinkCopy !req
78. it's all right to run around
dressed like that?Copy !req
79. Um...Copy !req
80. Nope.
Guess I wasn't thinking.Copy !req
81. - Hey, so coach made me third baseman.
- Nice.Copy !req
82. - I don't know how to tell her.
- She's acting like a child.Copy !req
83. Yes, she is.Copy !req
84. Maybe I'll talk to Bill.Copy !req
85. Uch, I hate
those conversations.Copy !req
86. I'll talk to him.
It'll be better coming from me.Copy !req
87. Thank you.Copy !req
88. You're welcome, Barb.Copy !req
89. That's cream cheese,
I'm not eating it.Copy !req
90. Eagle Gas.Copy !req
91. - Mom?
- Who else would it be on a weekend?Copy !req
92. How's the pollen
where you are?Copy !req
93. I just took a Benadryl.
Made me goofy.Copy !req
94. - What's up?
- Has Roman spoken to you?Copy !req
95. - That thief. About what?
- About me.Copy !req
96. About a business deal?
A UEB loan?Copy !req
97. Bet your father's involved...
another thief.Copy !req
98. He's on the
Priesthood Council...Copy !req
99. - den of thieves.
- So he hasn't?Copy !req
100. - No.
- Well, has Dad mentioned anything?Copy !req
101. - Uh, I wouldn't know.
- Haven't you spoken to him since...Copy !req
102. - No.
- Well, don't you think you should?Copy !req
103. You wanna talk to him,
be my guest.Copy !req
104. Have a love-fest.Copy !req
105. He gets out
of the hospital tomorrow.Copy !req
106. - Aren't you gonna pick him up?
- Me?Copy !req
107. - Heck, no.
- Don't you wanna cover all your bases?Copy !req
108. He was poisoned, Mom.
Who do you think he's gonna...Copy !req
109. Wait a minute. Whoa whoa whoa, now.
What do you think?Copy !req
110. It... do... you think it...
you... you think it was me?Copy !req
111. - No, but I...
- It wasn't me.Copy !req
112. And I... I resent you
even suggesting that.Copy !req
113. I just wanna protect you
in case he suspects you.Copy !req
114. Well, how could he suspect me
when I didn't do anything?Copy !req
115. - That's crazy.
- Fine fine.Copy !req
116. - So who is gonna pick him up?
- Well, why don't you go pick him up?Copy !req
117. - I hate him as much as you do.
- Then, maybe you did it.Copy !req
118. Do you know your brother's
starting up a fish farm?Copy !req
119. Oh, Mom?Copy !req
120. So what are you
doing over here?Copy !req
121. What's gotten
into you lately?Copy !req
122. - I'm here on behalf of Barb.
- On behalf of Barb?Copy !req
123. I gotta get to the office
for a meeting.Copy !req
124. - Can it wait?
- No, it can't.Copy !req
125. You've been insensitive.Copy !req
126. It's not just that you've cut
Barb's day... night... short.Copy !req
127. We all know that happens,
even on the best of schedules,Copy !req
128. but Bill...Copy !req
129. Marge... she screams
like a tractor-trailer.Copy !req
130. How do you expect Barb
to practice any self-control?Copy !req
131. - Self-control?
- Barb is deeply upset...Copy !req
132. - deeply jealous.
- What about you?Copy !req
133. - Me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
134. Are you jealous when Margie
goes off like a tractor-trailer?Copy !req
135. I fight my jealousies
and I conquer them.Copy !req
136. Well, I'm sorry.
You can tell Barb that.Copy !req
137. Good, I will.
That's a start.Copy !req
138. Yeah yeah yeah.Copy !req
139. Yeah.Copy !req
140. My little blue-eyed girl.
My little blue-eyed girl, aren't you?Copy !req
141. Aren't you?Copy !req
142. Ahem.Copy !req
143. - I spoke to him.
- Mm-hmm. What'd he say?Copy !req
144. He understands.Copy !req
145. What's he going
to do about it?Copy !req
146. He thinks you should
call a meetingCopy !req
147. and let Margene know
she has to stick to the schedule.Copy !req
148. The schedule?Copy !req
149. Or at least practice
some self-control.Copy !req
150. - Where's Wayne and Raymond?
- Nicki?Copy !req
151. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
152. - Uh, do you need something?
- Where's Barb?Copy !req
153. - She had a lunch.
- Brunch.Copy !req
154. - I need your car.
- When?Copy !req
155. - Now.
- I don't thinkCopy !req
156. it's such a good idea,
honey.Copy !req
157. The engine started doing
this "ka-thunk ka-thunk" noise.Copy !req
158. Thank goodness
it's still under warranty.Copy !req
159. I need a car, Nicki.Copy !req
160. Barb asked me to shop for her tonight
and I have this whole list of stuffCopy !req
161. - and now I'm stuck.
- And I'm sure you'll work it out.Copy !req
162. Maybe you could call a cab.Copy !req
163. It's funny. I thought
we shared everything.Copy !req
164. Hey. Thanks for
coming in, Ronnie.Copy !req
165. Oh, only thing at home is
Saturday's a wonderful day.Copy !req
166. It's the day you get ready
for Sabbath tomorrow.Copy !req
167. So, how did those store cams
do for you?Copy !req
168. - Everything I promised, right?
- Couldn't be happier.Copy !req
169. This is about something
other than store security, though.Copy !req
170. Well, total confidentiality,
always.Copy !req
171. I had an investor
a few years back,Copy !req
172. made a loan. I've repaid
the loan several times over,Copy !req
173. - but still they want more.
- It's extortion.Copy !req
174. I'm no longer paying and I expect
some sort of retribution.Copy !req
175. We can do bodyguards.
We can do round-the-clock surveillance.Copy !req
176. If there's a risk of
car bombings, anything...Copy !req
177. No no no, I'm interested in protecting
my family and my home, is all.Copy !req
178. We'll send someone out to the house,
come up with a good system.Copy !req
179. - Wanna tell me the guy's name?
- Roman Grant.Copy !req
180. Heard of Juniper Creek?Copy !req
181. Polygamy.Copy !req
182. You know, Bill, have you considered
going to the police with this?Copy !req
183. - These are tough customers.
- I appreciate that,Copy !req
184. but I'd just as soon keep it quiet.
I'd just as soon they not know.Copy !req
185. Okay.Copy !req
186. Ronnie...Copy !req
187. there's one more thing.Copy !req
188. - My house is three houses.
- What? Rentals?Copy !req
189. No, I live in
all three houses.Copy !req
190. - In all three?
- With my family. They're connected.Copy !req
191. - All three houses?
- That's right.Copy !req
192. Big family.Copy !req
193. I see.Copy !req
194. Uh-huh.Copy !req
195. I see.Copy !req
196. Yeah.Copy !req
197. Okay. We'll, uh...Copy !req
198. - we'll take care of it.
- I want my family protected, Ronnie,Copy !req
199. and I want the best.Copy !req
200. Income from tithing.Copy !req
201. - Last month's income from the Sunny K.
- Yes.Copy !req
202. - Income from IntermountainCopy !req
203. - Vending Machine Co.
- Yes.Copy !req
204. - Bee Hive Tool and Die.
- Yes.Copy !req
205. - Copper Mine and Smelter.
- Yes.Copy !req
206. - Great Basin Coal Mine.
- Wh-what's the footnote?Copy !req
207. We're reckoning the 150,000
set aside for the NLRBCopy !req
208. - for the miner's strike fund.
- No, claim itCopy !req
209. as an ordinary business expense
and take it as a deduction instead.Copy !req
210. - Okay.
- Henrickson Home Plus.Copy !req
211. Yes.Copy !req
212. Here on out,
endorse any payments that come inCopy !req
213. "Accepted under protest"
and put them in escrow.Copy !req
214. Keep our hands clean
on it for now,Copy !req
215. till Papa decides
how he wishes to proceed.Copy !req
216. - What are you doing in town?
- Cancer Society,Copy !req
217. working on next month's
Survivors' Walk.Copy !req
218. Can I come in?Copy !req
219. I try to be supportive
of his ad,Copy !req
220. but he looks so silly
in that cowboy hat.Copy !req
221. Just move that stuff.Copy !req
222. I brought home all the applications
for the new bookkeeping position.Copy !req
223. Hate that part of the job...
always suspecting people,Copy !req
224. but one poison pill can bring
the whole roof crashing down.Copy !req
225. This junk is gonna
kill me. Mmm...Copy !req
226. - Jason and Ben had a nice sleepover.
- Hmm.Copy !req
227. - Where are Vernie and JoJo?
- They live at the mall these days.Copy !req
228. - Those two... bugs me.
- Sometimes I really do thinkCopy !req
229. - I'm gonna blow my brains out.
- Nicki or Margie?Copy !req
230. Margie.
Nicki's a trial,Copy !req
231. but it's Margie.Copy !req
232. She is so uninhibited.Copy !req
233. I was never that uninhibited,
that immodest.Copy !req
234. You would not believe the robe
she wore to breakfast.Copy !req
235. I am telling you,Copy !req
236. the hem only
came up to here.Copy !req
237. - Can't you talk to her about it?
- No. How?Copy !req
238. I got her to donate
a big pile of themCopy !req
239. to the Red Cross last
year after the tsunami,Copy !req
240. but she seems to have
an endless supply.Copy !req
241. It's not funny.
I've been driving aroundCopy !req
242. for like an hour
and a half.Copy !req
243. It's like...Copy !req
244. I've been married
to Bill 17 years,Copy !req
245. and I adore the comfort.Copy !req
246. - I love my mature marriage.
- "Mature marriage. " Oh, honey.Copy !req
247. I've been married
to Don 27 years.Copy !req
248. And when he goes into the bathroom
and shaves at night,Copy !req
249. it's uh-oh time...
better click on the TV,Copy !req
250. try to distract him with a movie.
That's mature marriage.Copy !req
251. You just... you don't have
to struggle with it the way I do.Copy !req
252. Oh, no? Don is
a very sensuous man.Copy !req
253. And I have to work
with him too.Copy !req
254. How do you think it feels
to watch him walk the floorCopy !req
255. of Home Plus all day?
He flirts.Copy !req
256. - Since when?
- He denies it, but it's true.Copy !req
257. I keep telling you the antidepressants
really do take the edge off.Copy !req
258. - Barb, they are not addictive.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
259. - What are you doing over here?
- I fell asleep.Copy !req
260. Where's Aaron and Lester?Copy !req
261. You shouldn't be
over here napping.Copy !req
262. You've got
your own house now.Copy !req
263. I don't like it at my house.Copy !req
264. You could fix it up.
I got you those stools.Copy !req
265. I like it here.
Everyone's always here.Copy !req
266. It's better than living
on top of each otherCopy !req
267. - like we were before, isn't it?
- I guess.Copy !req
268. - I need a car.
- What's wrong?Copy !req
269. Nothing.
Can I have a car?Copy !req
270. Margie, three houses,
four cars?Copy !req
271. I mean, look at these bills...
pediatrician,Copy !req
272. - roofer, Utah Electric.
- I saw you with Nicki.Copy !req
273. - What?
- In our house,Copy !req
274. in my bedroom...Copy !req
275. in my bedroom... I saw you
and it was my morning.Copy !req
276. - It wasn't your morning.
- But it was my bedroom,Copy !req
277. and you used my words.
You used my wordsCopy !req
278. - in our bedroom.
- Margie.Copy !req
279. I don't mind sharing you,
I like sharing you,Copy !req
280. I like us all together, but you can't
use my words in our bed.Copy !req
281. - That's sacred.
- Honey, hey.Copy !req
282. I love you
and I respect you.Copy !req
283. Ultimately, you've gotta
learn to trust me.Copy !req
284. Well, what you did was mean.Copy !req
285. Well, I'm truly sorry
if you got your feelings hurt.Copy !req
286. No. You did something bad,
you and Nicki,Copy !req
287. and you hurt my feelings.
- Margie.Copy !req
288. - Well, you did.
- Fine.Copy !req
289. Fine.Copy !req
290. - Bill.
- Barb, not now.Copy !req
291. Well, Nicki wouldn't
let me use her car.Copy !req
292. And you had yours,
and so the shopping did not get done.Copy !req
293. Well, okay.Copy !req
294. Come on.
Going home.Copy !req
295. Yep, come on.Copy !req
296. Your health is returning.Copy !req
297. It's the blessing
we've prayed for.Copy !req
298. Now,Copy !req
299. Harleen sent this along for you.Copy !req
300. Now, your lips are parched.Copy !req
301. A nice, slow sip.Copy !req
302. That's good.Copy !req
303. More... take more.Copy !req
304. Now, that's good.Copy !req
305. Children...Copy !req
306. How they make us proudCopy !req
307. and how they disappoint.Copy !req
308. Now, let's talk
about Bill, Frank.Copy !req
309. How are things between
the two of you these days?Copy !req
310. They're good.Copy !req
311. No...Copy !req
312. bad blood?Copy !req
313. Bill and me?Copy !req
314. Like that.Copy !req
315. Good.
Glad to hear that.Copy !req
316. However, I have a message
for you to give him.Copy !req
317. Tell himCopy !req
318. to shape up.Copy !req
319. Tell him to get
back in line.Copy !req
320. And tell him he
will not be welcomeCopy !req
321. back on compound property
until he does.Copy !req
322. Will you tell him
that for me?Copy !req
323. I certainly will, Roman.Copy !req
324. And Brother Roman,Copy !req
325. thank you so much.Copy !req
326. You bet.Copy !req
327. God bless you.Copy !req
328. I sure pray for you,
continually.Copy !req
329. I surely do.Copy !req
330. And I for you.Copy !req
331. Thank you.Copy !req
332. Goodbye for now.Copy !req
333. Bye.Copy !req
334. Oh, there it is, honey.Copy !req
335. You know,
I really like this one.Copy !req
336. I like that one.
Needs paint.Copy !req
337. - We made it.
- Hi.Copy !req
338. Hey, come in.
This is the right place. Drive on!Copy !req
339. - Hey. Hello, darling.
- Come on in now. Take that jacket off.Copy !req
340. - Margene, get those coats.
- Okay.Copy !req
341. JoJo, the butter's on the stove
and the oven's preheated to 350.Copy !req
342. My goodness.
There's pretzels in here.Copy !req
343. Could you get me
those napkins, Margie?Copy !req
344. - Barb, what can I do to help?
- Um, just a minute.Copy !req
345. - Nicki? Can you run those out?
- Sure.Copy !req
346. Marge?Copy !req
347. They go
from room to room...Copy !req
348. - Thanks.
a supplier in each room,Copy !req
349. and they tell the supplierCopy !req
350. what they're willing to pay,
take it or leave it.Copy !req
351. You see these suppliers buckling
and bowing and scraping.Copy !req
352. - Can you imagine?
- No.Copy !req
353. To be a Wal-Mart?
If I had three wishes,Copy !req
354. it'd be to be Wal-Mart,
to be Wal-Mart and to be Wal-Mart.Copy !req
355. - Don?
- Thank you, Margene.Copy !req
356. - Mm-hmm.
- It's exciting, taking them on.Copy !req
357. Mano a mano with Wal-Mart.
We can do it.Copy !req
358. We can beat 'em.
We can beat 'em here in Utah.Copy !req
359. Maybe Idaho, Arizona...
thanks, honey.Copy !req
360. But Utah? Definitely.Copy !req
361. - What color do you call that dress?
- Oh, it's...Copy !req
362. just blue, I guess.Copy !req
363. That's pale blue I'd say,
Margie.Copy !req
364. I think they call it aqua...Copy !req
365. or, um, no, uh, turquoise.Copy !req
366. - I don't know.
- Well, it suits you.Copy !req
367. - It does.
- I mean, here in Utah...Copy !req
368. It'd be a nice color for a car.Copy !req
369. Well, I'm not so sure
about that.Copy !req
370. What do you think, Don?Copy !req
371. You think it'd make
a good color for a car?Copy !req
372. Not a good color
for a car, right?Copy !req
373. No, I don't think
for a car, Marge. Sorry.Copy !req
374. - Not for a car.
- Uh-uh.Copy !req
375. I just think
the war is wrong.Copy !req
376. And I don't care for
this administration's foreign policy.Copy !req
377. 9/11, Barb.
They attacked us first.Copy !req
378. And all I know is I've got
two boys over there.Copy !req
379. What?Copy !req
380. You're not a Democrat,
are you, Barb?Copy !req
381. The war is still going on
when Ben and Jason are 18,Copy !req
382. - maybe I'll change my mind.
- Make mine without cheese, please.Copy !req
383. Right now, we just have to
support our troops.Copy !req
384. What's going on
with Margie?Copy !req
385. Nothing.Copy !req
386. - Car bombing?
- No, no.Copy !req
387. He-he-he-he said it
as a for-instance.Copy !req
388. - But they're coming here to the houses?
- Sending out his team.Copy !req
389. But gosh, Bill. They're coming
here to do the houses?Copy !req
390. - They're gonna know.
- Ronnie's discreet...Copy !req
391. Partner with the Secret Service
when Air Force One's in town.Copy !req
392. Look, I'm gonna run
down there tomorrowCopy !req
393. and get a sense where
things stand with Roman.Copy !req
394. Hey, Nick.
We about ready?Copy !req
395. Uh-huh.Copy !req
396. Give me and Don a sec.
Talk business.Copy !req
397. Look. I'll know
more tomorrow.Copy !req
398. - I'm seeing someone.
- No?Copy !req
399. - Is it serious?
- Peg knows.Copy !req
400. I haven't told Verna and JoJo.Copy !req
401. I wanted to make sure
before I get everyone's hopes up.Copy !req
402. But we talked about it
a month ago and all agreedCopy !req
403. it was time to add
another wife to the family.Copy !req
404. Uh, she's a member
of our congregation.Copy !req
405. You know, if you ever
wanted to come and...Copy !req
406. You guys aren't Juniper Creek,
but I'm just not readyCopy !req
407. to go back
to an organized group.Copy !req
408. Barb would have a fit.Copy !req
409. She still misses LDS.Copy !req
410. So, how long you been
seeing this, uh...Copy !req
411. - Betty?
- Betty... hmm...Copy !req
412. Couple months.Copy !req
413. You put any thought
into a fourth?Copy !req
414. Phew, whoo-whoo.Copy !req
415. I don't think it's in the cards for us.
Not right now.Copy !req
416. Just handling these three...
it's a full-time job.Copy !req
417. Sometimes I wake up
at 4:00 a. m.Copy !req
418. Just thinking about
all the responsibilities.Copy !req
419. You chose some toughies.Copy !req
420. You always gotta keep
reminding 'em of the big picture.Copy !req
421. It's not easy staying
on top of 'em,Copy !req
422. anticipating their needs.Copy !req
423. But they're the path
you've chosen.Copy !req
424. You gotta pray for guidance
and walk it with decency.Copy !req
425. - You're not my mother.
- Yes, I am.Copy !req
426. - Get away, you clone freak!
- Don't you use that tone with me.Copy !req
427. - Stop.
- What? It tickle?Copy !req
428. No.Copy !req
429. Whoa whoa.Copy !req
430. Whoa, what?
Hurt?Copy !req
431. Look at me.Copy !req
432. Hurt?Copy !req
433. Hurt now?Copy !req
434. Ow!Copy !req
435. Ahem!Copy !req
436. Did you have a girlfriend
at your old high school?Copy !req
437. Yeah.Copy !req
438. I think you're lying.Copy !req
439. Guys, come on, okay?Copy !req
440. Ahem.Copy !req
441. - Dealt... one heart.
- One spade.Copy !req
442. - How was Jason?
- He is such a gentleman.Copy !req
443. - Is he still involved in scouting?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
444. Marge? Your bid.Copy !req
445. He's fascinated with
emergency preparedness.Copy !req
446. He designed the evacuation plan
for our houseCopy !req
447. - and had us all run drills.
- What badge is that?Copy !req
448. Star.Copy !req
449. Thank you, partner.Copy !req
450. He organized a first-aid station
at Jamboree last summer...Copy !req
451. - last July, in Virginia.
- Most of his troop is LDS.Copy !req
452. He'll learn what it means to be a saint.
Nothing wrong with that.Copy !req
453. Long as they don't put
the bishop on you.Copy !req
454. Last thing you wanna
do is call attention.Copy !req
455. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
456. If you have six
to eight points, one no.Copy !req
457. Eight to 10 with
a four-card suit and honors,Copy !req
458. - you can raise to two in that suit.
- Oh.Copy !req
459. - Give it. I know you got it.
- Oh-ho.Copy !req
460. I'll never tell.Copy !req
461. Table talk, people.Copy !req
462. Marge, if you don't bid
I'm going to scream.Copy !req
463. - Um, three clubs?
- Wow, that's very good, Margie.Copy !req
464. - Pass.
- Three no.Copy !req
465. - Pass.
- Pass.Copy !req
466. - Double.
- Redouble.Copy !req
467. That makes you
the dummy again, Marge.Copy !req
468. Lay 'em down.Copy !req
469. What are you doing?Copy !req
470. You've got nothing.
You can't jump shiftCopy !req
471. with just four points.
You indicated 16, Margie.Copy !req
472. - It's just a game, people.
- What have you done to me?Copy !req
473. What do you think
of Brynn?Copy !req
474. You're so out of control,
is what I think.Copy !req
475. You need to slow down.
And look,Copy !req
476. she's a senior.
We're sophomores.Copy !req
477. She wants your manhood.
She's after your bone, man.Copy !req
478. I think you need some
serious guidance. CTR, man...Copy !req
479. "Choose the Right. "Copy !req
480. Where'd Nicki run off to?Copy !req
481. Uh, ooh, I don't know.
Putting the boys down, I guess.Copy !req
482. I should go make sure
that Sarah's holding up.Copy !req
483. - Barb?
- Hmm?Copy !req
484. Can you ask Bill
if I can have a car?Copy !req
485. I mean, I have
a lot of errandsCopy !req
486. and it's not the first time
I've been strandedCopy !req
487. and had to take
that yellow van.Copy !req
488. I'll talk to him about it.Copy !req
489. Oh, thank you
so much, Barb.Copy !req
490. - So.
- Hmm?Copy !req
491. What's going on
between you and Nicki?Copy !req
492. Nothing.Copy !req
493. Margie?Copy !req
494. If something is wrong with you,
it's wrong with all of us.Copy !req
495. Now, if you wanna talk,
I'd be happy to...Copy !req
496. - Ahem... you need to talk to Ben.
- About what?Copy !req
497. - About responsibility.
- Oh, you mean sex.Copy !req
498. - I've had sex talks with him.
- Well, again then.Copy !req
499. His new girlfriend is apparently
no saint in any sense of the word.Copy !req
500. - She's kind of fast.
- How fast?Copy !req
501. This fast?Copy !req
502. I hope not.Copy !req
503. - And I'm serious.
- Don't worry.Copy !req
504. I'll give him
the deluxe talk.Copy !req
505. The "save yourselfCopy !req
506. but oral is moral" talk.Copy !req
507. That was the '80s, Bill.Copy !req
508. Worked wonders
on you, remember?Copy !req
509. "Oral is moral, baby. "Copy !req
510. I was waiting
for our night.Copy !req
511. - You were?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
512. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
513. I'm gonna prove how much.Copy !req
514. - Where are you going?
- I gotta get moving.Copy !req
515. I'm going
to pick up my dadCopy !req
516. and take him back
to the compound.Copy !req
517. Oh, why on earth
would you do that?Copy !req
518. I told my mom I'd do it.
She called and I said I would.Copy !req
519. She's got the flu.Copy !req
520. I really enjoyed last night.Copy !req
521. Come here.Copy !req
522. I gotta go, Barb.
I'm late.Copy !req
523. Oh, come on, baby.
Oral is moral.Copy !req
524. You have to wear
your shin guards, okay?Copy !req
525. Don't forget. Even though
they're uncomfortable, I know,Copy !req
526. - you'll be better off in the end, okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
527. - Bill?
- Dad?Copy !req
528. Bill?Copy !req
529. Dad?Copy !req
530. Come on, boys.Copy !req
531. Mother?Copy !req
532. Wayne, take Raymond into
the kitchen and watch TV, okay?Copy !req
533. Okay, Mom.
Come on, Raymond.Copy !req
534. You're late.Copy !req
535. - What do you mean?
- Today is my night.Copy !req
536. Well, I'm aware
of that, Nicki.Copy !req
537. No, it's 9:45,
the day of my nightCopy !req
538. and I told the boys that you would
take them to soccer camp.Copy !req
539. Well, I thought
we had to enroll them.Copy !req
540. We did enroll them
and now they're going.Copy !req
541. I gotta take a rain check.
I have some business.Copy !req
542. Bill, you promised.
And it's not just me,Copy !req
543. although you did say
you'd come over and lookCopy !req
544. at my electrical system. I rewired
from the circuit breaker to the meterCopy !req
545. - and it still keeps blowing fuses.
- I told you,Copy !req
546. - I'm taking care of all the electrical.
- Marge's toilets clogged.Copy !req
547. My toilet's fine.
I plunged it.Copy !req
548. I'm gonna pick up my father
and take him back to the compound.Copy !req
549. - I'll come with you.
- I need to do this, just me.Copy !req
550. - Okay, fine.
- Nicki!Copy !req
551. Boys.Copy !req
552. Time to go, come on!Copy !req
553. I want to watch the movie.Copy !req
554. Honey, don't let them
upset you.Copy !req
555. - I said now!
- Good morning, Margie.Copy !req
556. Morning.Copy !req
557. - Nicki, good morning.
- Morning.Copy !req
558. Hypocrite.Copy !req
559. What I love about the church
is how they urge youCopy !req
560. to go out into the community
and volunteer.Copy !req
561. I volunteered at Open Door
for six months.Copy !req
562. That's where gay, lesbianCopy !req
563. and transgender homeless
teens can find help.Copy !req
564. You should come with me.Copy !req
565. - Are these with or without?
- Without.Copy !req
566. You know, it's a really
important organization.Copy !req
567. And they're so unpredictable.Copy !req
568. You never know what they're
gonna say. It's really funny.Copy !req
569. Thank you very much.Copy !req
570. What exactly is
"transgendered" exactly?Copy !req
571. It's when, uh...Copy !req
572. I don't know.Copy !req
573. A lot of people might think
that I'm too Mormon,Copy !req
574. too snooty to volunteer there,
but I'm not.Copy !req
575. I'm very tolerant,Copy !req
576. I'm very open-minded
and I'm totally understanding.Copy !req
577. Dad.Copy !req
578. - What are you doing here?
- I'm here to take you home.Copy !req
579. - I don't need your help.
- Tough, get dressed.Copy !req
580. - I got wives coming for me.
- Call 'em and tell them not to.Copy !req
581. Well, they just
brought me my lunch.Copy !req
582. Then eat it.Copy !req
583. - Are you closing tonight?
- No.Copy !req
584. My aunt's coming to visit.Copy !req
585. She used to be real close,Copy !req
586. then she left the church
and moved to CaliforniaCopy !req
587. and caused
a big rift at first,Copy !req
588. but she's still welcome
in our house.Copy !req
589. You know what? Even when
we don't approve of others' actions,Copy !req
590. I think that love
is still unconditional.Copy !req
591. - You are so determined.
- What?Copy !req
592. You overheard something last week.
We both know it.Copy !req
593. You've been fishing ever since,
sending signals, one after the other.Copy !req
594. Look, I'm a polygamist.Copy !req
595. My parents are.
So what?Copy !req
596. I was just trying
to let you know that I knew.Copy !req
597. I didn't want to be rude.Copy !req
598. Well, now it's official.Copy !req
599. So what are you gonna do,
rat me out to your state trooper father?Copy !req
600. Probably!Copy !req
601. You know, 'cause
I tell him everything.Copy !req
602. Why does everyone think
I don't have a sense of humor?Copy !req
603. Look.Copy !req
604. I don't care what
your parents do.Copy !req
605. - I just wanna be friends, okay?
- We need a Fishwich.Copy !req
606. - Okay.
- I should tell you,Copy !req
607. I don't agree with,
uh... polygamy.Copy !req
608. Yeah well, guess what?Copy !req
609. - Neither do I.
- Yeah?Copy !req
610. Yeah.Copy !req
611. - Okay.
- Hello.Copy !req
612. Fishwich.Copy !req
613. Dig your own grave.Copy !req
614. So it's not the milk of human kindness
that brung you down here.Copy !req
615. Nope.Copy !req
616. Just wanted to make sure
I wasn't dead, didn't you?Copy !req
617. Not really.Copy !req
618. You know something?
I always knew...Copy !req
619. you'd be the success.Copy !req
620. Something about
the old dark horse.Copy !req
621. That was you.
Football and Joey...Copy !req
622. loser,
flash in the pan...Copy !req
623. but not you.Copy !req
624. Money, business...Copy !req
625. now we're talking.Copy !req
626. You still on the
Priesthood Council?Copy !req
627. - Oh, yeah.
- Talked to Roman?Copy !req
628. Now, you got something
going with Roman?Copy !req
629. Nothing I don't
have under control.Copy !req
630. Well, that's good.Copy !req
631. But if it wasn'tCopy !req
632. quite as under control
as you say,Copy !req
633. I could be a help maybe.Copy !req
634. I could be useful.Copy !req
635. You know, Roman and I
have a long relationship.Copy !req
636. Goes back a long way,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
637. He tells me everything.Copy !req
638. Wouldn't cost you much.Copy !req
639. - I don't know... 5,000.
- Huh.Copy !req
640. You trying to
shake me down?Copy !req
641. You old fool, I came out here
'cause you almost died,Copy !req
642. 'cause your old buddy
Roman tried to do you in.Copy !req
643. Thought it was
my responsibility to warn you.Copy !req
644. Roman? Please.Copy !req
645. Come on, hurry up.Copy !req
646. So we both think
that your mother did it.Copy !req
647. - What?
- Oh, come on.Copy !req
648. You feel the same way I do.Copy !req
649. She has me come over there
to fix her chainsaw,Copy !req
650. lures me into the rat trap
she has the guts to call a house,Copy !req
651. feeds me that soup.
You saw me a week later.Copy !req
652. I was lucky to get
out of there alive.Copy !req
653. You know something?Copy !req
654. You ought to thank meCopy !req
655. for your successes, because if
I hadn't have pushed you out there in...Copy !req
656. - Pushed me out?
- Yeah.Copy !req
657. You threw me out
like I was garbage!Copy !req
658. Had me get in the back of the pick-up,
drove me into the city,Copy !req
659. - told me to get out.
- Yeah.Copy !req
660. Fend for myself?
I was 14 years old.Copy !req
661. What do you think I did?
What do you think I had to do?Copy !req
662. If you think I'd ever
thank you for anythingCopy !req
663. but shame and heartache...Copy !req
664. What are you waiting for, an apology?
That's the way it is.Copy !req
665. Young boys get run off.
Old men get all the pretty girls.Copy !req
666. That's the way it is, bud.Copy !req
667. You lacked the decency
to even give me your name.Copy !req
668. - Oh, please.
- Oh, what am I doing?Copy !req
669. The sooner you're
out of my hair, the better!Copy !req
670. I'm not getting in that.Copy !req
671. - Get in.
- I'm not get...Copy !req
672. Oh, come on.
That's my dessert.Copy !req
673. - Let's go. You hungry?Copy !req
674. - I'll take you to Mom.
- I am hungry.Copy !req
675. - She'll feed you some of her soup.
- I'm not going to her house.Copy !req
676. - Let's get some soup.
- L... come on, I control her.Copy !req
677. - You don't control anybody.
- Oh, I do too.Copy !req
678. - You don't control her.
- Oh, watch me.Copy !req
679. - You don't control anybody!
- Oh, really?Copy !req
680. You watch... you watch your back.
You better watch your back.Copy !req
681. Watch your back.Copy !req
682. We're never too far apart
when we're holding hands.Copy !req
683. All right.Copy !req
684. Bill is sitting down
with the seller's agent tomorrow.Copy !req
685. He's gonna present our final list
of all undisclosed problems.Copy !req
686. Hopefully, there'll be
an adjustment without a lawsuit.Copy !req
687. I need your lists.Copy !req
688. Oh, darn.Copy !req
689. What's eating you?Copy !req
690. - You know.
- No, I don't.Copy !req
691. Yes, you do.Copy !req
692. You slept with Bill in my bed.Copy !req
693. No, I didn't.Copy !req
694. - Yes, you did, Nicki. I saw you.
- Shh, lower your voice.Copy !req
695. If Barb hears you talking,
it'll upset her.Copy !req
696. It's wrong, what you did.Copy !req
697. - Shh, would you stop?
- I want you to admit it. Admit it.Copy !req
698. All right.
Where were we?Copy !req
699. You wanted a list of problems
with each house.Copy !req
700. - Right, Marge?
- See, and I don't like itCopy !req
701. - when you talk to me like that, either.
- Like what?Copy !req
702. Never mind.Copy !req
703. You know, I have something
I wanna say.Copy !req
704. I wanna say that we have a schedule,
and we have the scheduleCopy !req
705. because we need
the schedule.Copy !req
706. Um, what do you want us to know
by saying that, Margie?Copy !req
707. That Nicki slept
with Bill in my bed...Copy !req
708. yesterday.Copy !req
709. - Nicki, is that true?
- I don't know what she's talking about.Copy !req
710. Oh yes, you do
and you know it!Copy !req
711. Well, I'm sorry, okay?
It just happened!Copy !req
712. And you wanna know the truth?
It all startedCopy !req
713. - because you are so darn loud.
- That is so not true!Copy !req
714. Actually, Margie,
it is true, but, Nicki,Copy !req
715. - what were you thinking?
- Well, it's not likeCopy !req
716. you're so innocent
in all this, Boss Lady.Copy !req
717. And I said
I was sorry, okay?Copy !req
718. I don't see why we have to
keep harping on it.Copy !req
719. I'm done talking about it. We're here
to talk about home repairs,Copy !req
720. and I brought my list.Copy !req
721. You got Alby after you,Copy !req
722. you got Roman after you.Copy !req
723. I think I'll, uh... hoof it
on home from here.Copy !req
724. You gather my meaning.
Thanks for the lift.Copy !req
725. Say hello to your dad.Copy !req
726. Heavenly Father,Copy !req
727. thank you for the clear roads
driving home,Copy !req
728. but I'm lost.Copy !req
729. Guide me.Copy !req
730. Guide me back to the path
of your righteousness.Copy !req
731. You are my Father.
Show me the way, Father.Copy !req
732. Show me the way.Copy !req
733. In the name
of Jesus Christ,Copy !req
734. help me. Amen.Copy !req
735. Bill? Honey?Copy !req
736. I've been thinking about you.Copy !req
737. We are links to eternity.Copy !req
738. Ahead of us,
family yet to come,Copy !req
739. souls to be born.
Behind us, ancestors...Copy !req
740. ancestors who sacrificed.
We are making those sacrificesCopy !req
741. to live the principle,
to keep faith.Copy !req
742. Margie, you are a valued member
of this family.Copy !req
743. We weren't complete,Copy !req
744. not until you.
You made us complete.Copy !req
745. I wasn't complete until youCopy !req
746. and our fine sons.Copy !req
747. What happened was a mistake.
It'll never happen again, all right?Copy !req
748. All right?Copy !req
749. I gotta get.Copy !req
750. But I still need a car.Copy !req
751. - Hey, Mom.
- What on earth did you do to him?Copy !req
752. What did I do? I picked him up
at the hospital, is all.Copy !req
753. - What did you say?
- To tell you the truth, Mom,Copy !req
754. it's been a long day.
I can't remember what I said.Copy !req
755. - I tried to tell him that...
- It was me who poisoned him?Copy !req
756. - No.
- Well, that's what he told me.Copy !req
757. He told me you said
I did it.Copy !req
758. - Ma, I said no...
- Told him to watch his back around me.Copy !req
759. - I did no such thing.
- "Watch your back. "Copy !req
760. What have you done?
He says he's gonna kill me.Copy !req
761. - That is what he said.
- Mom, Mom, Mom,Copy !req
762. - Mom, calm down.
- Me calm down?Copy !req
763. - Yeah, we'll work this out.
- Easy for you to say, traitor.Copy !req
764. Mom!Copy !req
765. Bill?Copy !req
766. Bill, come to bed.Copy !req
767. Bill?Copy !req
768. I'm coming.Copy !req