1. Ow!
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2. All right. Come on.
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3. Barb's house. Meeting.
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4. Now!
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5. Did you hear her rototilling
at 6:00 in the morning?
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6. It's like a giant cavity
being filled in the backyard.
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7. And when she's finished with her
section, she wants to do ours.
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8. Incoming.
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9. Okay. That much
close to the grass-
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10. No more dirt in diapers.
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11. - Morning, Margie.
- Morning.
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12. Clogs, please.
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13. All right. Lee Hatcher
sent over the wills to sign.
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14. - Oh, do we have to?
- Yes, we have to.
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15. The one I have now says Cindy
gets custody of my children.
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16. And until you sign yours, your children
will go to whomever the law decides.
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17. We have no choice.
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18. So this is where we are. It's
a, uh, my-death-plus-two formula.
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19. If one of us dies,
the kids go to Bill.
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20. If one of us dies and Bill dies, kids
follow the rule and go to second wife;
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21. with the exception of second
wife- meaning you, Nicki-
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22. If you die and Bill dies, you
can't give your kids to second wife,
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23. because that's you, and you're already
dead, so you pass yours on to first wife, me.
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24. Got it?
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25. Me, Bill- Nicki.
You, Bill- Nicki.
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26. Nicki, Bill
- you, on account of Nicki already being dead.
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27. See? Simple simple.
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28. Well, if anything happens, I know
the kids will be taken care of.
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29. This is a big day for us.
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30. We've come a long way together.
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31. I am so proud of us.
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32. Not that many people
are this lucky.
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33. All right, just sign yours and give them to Bill,
and he'll put them in the safety deposit box.
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34. I am happy.
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35. I love you both so much.
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36. You're overheated. Put on a hat.
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37. Hey, has my guest, Bill
Henrickson, arrived yet?
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38. - Yes, he's sitting over there.
- Ah, yes.
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39. Stuart, how are you?
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40. Please, don't get
up. Good to see you.
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41. - Hey, Stu.
- How are you?
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42. - Uh, Bill Henrickson.
- Mr. Kimball.
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43. - Uh, Stuart, please.
- Oh.
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44. - I'm sorry I'm late.
- Oh, I haven't been here very long.
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45. - Please, sit sit sit.
- Thank you.
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46. I was uh, delighted that
you accepted my invitation.
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47. I've been looking forward
to this for some time.
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48. - Good morning, Mr. Kimball.
- Hi, Tammy.
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49. Would you bring us
two juices, please?
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50. Of course.
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51. Well, uh, you play?
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52. Golf? Uh... Well, my
wife and I used to play.
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53. I'm more the
hunter-fisherman type.
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54. Oh, thank you, Tammy.
We'll order in a minute.
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55. Okay.
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56. So, Bill, um... do you know
why I asked you to meet me?
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57. No, sir, I really don't.
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58. Bill, I am the chairman of recruitment
for the Salt Lake Leadership League.
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59. We're a group of businessmen who come
together to promote the city and the state.
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60. Oh, I'm very well-versed in the
league, sir. I- I'm an admirer.
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61. You're not just a business network,
you're true public benefactors.
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62. Well, thank you.
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63. And we're impressed with you, too.
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you to be a member,
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to be your sponsor.
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66. You'll have to excuse
me, sir. I'm- I'm-
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- if I've got the time.
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70. well, it's- it's a-
it's a full-time job.
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71. Well, we don't invite many
candidates to the table, Bill.
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- I don't quite know what to say.
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75. Let's get to know each other, and
then we'll see where we stand, hmm?
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76. Fair enough.
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77. - Good morning, Mr. Henrickson.
- Morning.
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78. There's an Ernest Holloway
here to see you. He insisted.
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79. He's over in housewares.
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80. Thank you, Wendy.
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81. Those are all the shares I've
been issued, going back to 1962.
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82. We talked about you at
the UEB meeting yesterday.
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83. They joked for over a half an hour
- all the ways they'd like to see you gone.
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negotiating a contract with Nasa
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85. to sell clay from one of the mines we own
in moab for the heat shields on the shuttle.
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86. They don't believe we
even went to the moon,
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87. yet they're in business with
the agency that didn't go there.
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88. I'll take these UEB shares
to my lawyer for an opinion
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89. and see whether you can sell
them and whether I can buy them.
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90. How much do you think
those things are worth, huh?
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91. I don't know. We'll have to
figure out some valuation process.
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92. Thank you, Ernest. Thank you.
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93. You have no idea how
this information helps me.
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94. Rhonda's coming this afternoon.
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95. - Coming
here? - Mm-hmm.
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97. Spring break.
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98. She's representing Juniper Creek
in a drama competition at the U.
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99. - Where is she staying?
- Sarah.
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100. With Nicki.
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101. It's easy to sit around
and pass judgment.
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102. It's more difficult and more
meaningful to love someone.
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103. Mom, I spent the entire afternoon
with her at Wayne's birthday party.
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104. She's like from another world.
And I think she stole my iPod.
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105. Well, maybe the week she spends
with us will have a positive effect.
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106. Let her see how a normal,
healthy family can live.
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107. H ello.
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108. Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on.
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109. Ben, Brynn's on the phone.
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110. Tell her I'll call her back.
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111. You want me to lie again?
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112. No, thank you. You do
your own dirty work.
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113. Sarah, come on.
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115. Everything okay?
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116. I don't want to talk
to her right now.
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117. Why?
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118. I think maybe we're
moving too fast.
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119. Does that sound stupid?
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120. Not at all.
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122. Please hold back. You'll
regret it if you don't.
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123. I wish I'd been as smart as you.
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125. You are. I wasn't.
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126. It was just some boy from
the apartments next door.
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127. You're lucky.
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128. You were taught it's
something sacred.
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129. Yeah, it is.
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130. Barb, can I talk
to you for a second?
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131. Oh, honey, close that door.
That fertilizer smell is lethal.
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you said this morning-
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- about how far we've come,
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to you instead of Nicki?
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137. Margie, why would you say that?
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139. Well, she's a wonderful mother.
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140. Oh, it's not about her being bad,
it's just- you're so good and-
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141. I mean it. Lester and Aaron reach
for you before they reach for me.
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important than anything.
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143. They should go to
you. It's what I want.
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146. No, I can't tell her.
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147. That would hurt her feelings.
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148. But maybe I could just get your permission
to talk to the attorney and have it changed.
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149. And just tell him
it's confidential.
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150. Totally confidential.
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151. You wanted to see
me about your will?
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152. Yes.
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153. Mmm, Barb is a wonderful woman, a
wonderful mother. We're very close.
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154. But I can't leave
my children to her.
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death and Bill's death,
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156. I'd like my children to go to
my parents at Juniper Creek.
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157. So remove Barb from your will?
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159. He's a real nice
guy, Don, real nice.
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160. Product recall on a sink?
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161. Honey, uh, Bill met
with, uh, Stuart Kimball.
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162. He's been invited to join
the Leadership League.
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163. Dream come true.
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164. Guys, do you know what this means?
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165. First member says, "I want to lay
fiber optic cable along the front. "
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166. Second member says, "I've got a bank.
I'll lend you the money for it. "
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167. Or a third member says, "I
wanna build a 20-story hotel. "
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168. And the fourth member says,
"I'll sell you the materials. "
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169. And the fifth member says, "No,
thanks. You're a polygamist. "
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170. And nobody lives
happily ever after.
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171. Come on. We spend our whole lives tap
dancing. This is just one more "for instance. "
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172. The League is a swarm of LDS.
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173. We juggle. You've been in
rotary for how many years?
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174. Long time.
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175. Peg, you've been chairperson
of PEO for how long?
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176. I resigned.
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177. I see the bigger picture.
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178. We provide decent jobs for decent
people, and I'm proud of that.
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179. But I wanna be more than
- than just a store,
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180. and the League makes that possible.
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181. Someday, I'd like to give grants,
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award scholarships.
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organization that does not accept us.
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187. Don, this could be huge.
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188. - Mrs. Henrickson?
- Yes.
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189. I'm Wendell Peller, the
photographer from "The Tribune. "
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190. For the
mother-of-the-year layout?
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191. Oh, good night. I am so
sorry. I completely forgot.
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192. Well, yeah. Yeah,
sure. Come in, come in.
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193. Well, we'll just have to do
catch-as-catch-can. Where do you want us?
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194. Maybe in the front yard?
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195. Actually, no. Inside's
better. The kitchen's good.
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196. That's where most families
really live. This way?
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197. No, here. We live
in the dining room.
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198. It's a bit formal,
but it's who we are.
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199. It's a
- awfully big table.
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200. We do a lot of hobbies here
- model ships, planes, cars, uh, puzzles.
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201. Busy, you know?
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202. Tancy, why don't you go
up and get Ben and Sarah?
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204. May I offer you something to drink?
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205. So you volunteer at American
Cancer Society and Hospice?
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206. Yes.
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207. Hey, who are these little guys?
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208. This is my neighbor Nicki.
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sons, Wayne and Raymond.
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210. - Well, hi there.
- Hello.
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211. Uh, we came by to
borrow some hot dogs.
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212. In the meat drawer.
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in the picture, Barbara?
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family, little guy.
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have a nice big smile.
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- I don't know.
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220. Yeah, that's enough.
Get it out of here.
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223. Um, it's what I said on the
phone, I need to change my will.
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224. I'd like to change it from Nicki to Barb
- who gets my children.
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225. Uh, Lee, judge Winslow's
clerk is on the phone.
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227. I'm sorry I didn't get
to meet you earlier.
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228. I have that new will for you.
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229. Wow! That's fast.
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230. Um, uh... Oh, hmm,
no, this isn't right.
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231. Uh, I want to leave them to
Barb, not take them from her.
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233. The compound?
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234. Yes. I want my kids
to go to my mother.
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It's the bad values.
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237. Um, not your bad values. You
have fine values most of the time.
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environment where God isn't under attack,
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taken out of the schools,
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are shown in public.
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244. We agreed that all the
kids would stay together.
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245. So if I die and Bill dies and you
get my children, and then you die,
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go to the compound?
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247. It's what I want.
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248. Well, it's not what I want.
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250. Nicki, I do not want the
kids to go to the compound!
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252. Any kids, and certainly not
mine. And mine include yours.
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sent over, to me.
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256. Yes, and and please just leave it blank
who I'm leaving Ben, Sarah and Tancy too.
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- I'll fill it out later.
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258. Yes. All right, thank you.
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259. - All right, you too. Bye.
- Hurry up, Wayne.
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260. Barb, you're gonna leave
me out of this, right, Barb?
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compound is a cesspool.
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263. Now, I mean, there is no
way- ugh- on God's green earth
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265. No reason for Nicki to know
that I changed mine, right?
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for squeezing me in.
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267. No problem. Have a seat. Uh,
I hope I'm not out of bounds.
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268. Are you kidding? What is it?
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269. Your wives. Every one of them's
come by to change her will.
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271. The post-mortem placement of
a child's an important thing,
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going a little nutso here.
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273. - I'll deal with it.
- You're sure?
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more importantly...
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275. Well, your aged friend is
free to sell these stocks.
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276. These shares predate any reissued
buybacks and any UEB first refusal,
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277. so he's free to sell,
you're free to buy.
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278. And this gets me his
seat on the UEB council?
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279. You buy Holloway's shares
- his seat inures to you.
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280. As your attorney
- why are you doing this, may I ask?
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281. It's business.
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282. As your friend
- baloney.
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283. - I know what I'm doing.
- I'd recommend you don't do it.
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you figure out how the heck
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value on all these.
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286. Well, valuation on the worth
of a piece of the UEB trust-
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- couple months.
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291. Why haven't you called
back? Are you mad at me?
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292. - No.
- Then what's the matter?
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293. Nothing. I just
needed to take a run.
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294. You're not gonna turn into one of
those creeps who don't call, are you?
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295. You know I'd never do that.
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296. - Look, I'm all sweaty.
- I don't care.
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299. What do we do?
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300. This.
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302. This is why mothers shouldn't work.
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303. We don't work.
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304. - Barb should be at home.
- We're at home.
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up. She had tons of papers to grade.
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307. Oh. Uh, well, okay...
Everybody, this is Brynn.
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310. These are my neighbors.
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311. So where can we take you, Brynn?
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312. Um, Sandy Points
Drive off South State.
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314. - Sorry about the sod.
- Oh, that's okay.
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316. I like your skirt. Target?
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317. Um, Gap.
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319. - They're super nice.
- Depending.
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321. Oh, we know.
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323. You should introduce them, Benny.
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324. Yes, you should.
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330. Hmm, yeah. And she
wants to meet you.
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331. Well, I've set it up three
different times with Ben,
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weaseled out of it, so-
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for you to meet her.
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to him about it?
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same values on these things.
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340. - I'm going.
- No, hey!
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your commitment to the principle,
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children raised, pure and simple.
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with all my heart.
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you're able to go off and work
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are here as backstops.
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designed to tend to the chicks in the nest
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early to gather worms.
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352. Nicki, that's just not
the world we live in.
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we should live in.
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a village, Barb.
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356. Eggs give her hives, and she won't drink
regular milk by itself. It's too rich for her.
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357. So mix it with the powdered,
and use lots of ice.
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358. - She likes it cold.
- It smells like cat.
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- No.
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360. - I smell cat.
- She's allergic.
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361. You should keep these
in the refrigerator.
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362. They can develop bacteria.
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- I think so.
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upstairs and unpack?
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take your vitamins?
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367. - Yes.
- 'Cause you forget.
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trying to push her out the car door
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at a pretty quick clip.
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to happen to Bill and I,
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guardian of my children?
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376. Certainly not.
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377. Your children go to your
sisterwives. You know that.
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378. Well, I'm not sure that Barb will
continue to live the principle.
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- Margene.
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381. Nicolette, work it out. Be happy.
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the university by 10:00 tomorrow morning.
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do. She's no Roma Downey.
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anything once upon a time.
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especially to myself.
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anything about it, except...
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could no longer call my soul my own. "
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- Mmm.
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night" by Eugene O'Neill.
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because God's punishing them.
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not what my teacher said it was about.
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399. Oh, yes. Mary Tyrone, the
character I'm playing, can't pray.
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400. Satan took a hold of her.
So now she's a drug addict.
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401. So if I win here, I'm going to
Washington, DC, for the nationals.
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402. And then I'm gonna take a bus to New York
City to become a professional actress.
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403. Really? How are you gonna do that?
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404. Well, I'm gonna live at a dormitory house
with a lot of other girls who are actresses,
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405. and that way I'll be
protected from sin.
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406. So you're just gonna
leave and not go to school?
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407. I haven't gone to school since
I was premaritally placed.
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408. What does that mean?
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409. I'm getting sealed in september.
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410. As in "married"?
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411. To the prophet. On my birthday.
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412. My Lord.
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413. I love you.
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414. Yes, you do. And very well.
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415. You know, you haven't said anything
about the Leadership League.
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416. Oh, it's kind of amazing.
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417. You know, it's truly amazing.
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418. I mean, I applied what, eight, nine
years ago, got that rejection letter,
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419. and now they want me.
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420. Well, aren't we the
perfect LDS couple.
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421. Me, mother of the year,
and you on the league.
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422. We wanted it so badly.
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423. But do we still?
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424. Well, I feel like
we should, don't you?
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425. Well, honey, we had
temple recommends then.
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426. We're not those people now.
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427. Yeah, but we still
live in the world.
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428. Well, this is why we decided not to
live a public life when we could help it.
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429. It's like living a lie.
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430. But we're always telling
little lies, always.
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431. We live a life that
society doesn't accept.
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432. I don't know which lies are
good lies and which lies are bad.
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433. It's not simple.
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434. I don't think you know how much pressure
it puts on me with Nicki and Margie-
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435. me being out there like that.
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436. Well, what about
mother of the year?
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437. What makes that so
different? Is that a good lie?
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438. Beehive mother of the year
is a silly little event-
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439. one night as Cinderella at the governor's
mansion and then... It's nothing.
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440. I thought you of all
people would be happy.
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441. Honey, I am happy, for you.
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442. But for the family,
it's complicated.
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443. Hannah, where are the batteries?
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444. Supposed to be in that drawer. I
can't hear without new batteries.
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445. Neoma, those Beefsteaks
are a heavy plump tomato.
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446. I told you 100 times,
they need staking.
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447. Yes, dear.
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448. - Paul Gannett.
- Paul! Whoo! Whoo!
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449. - Debbie Valance.
- All right!
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450. - And lastly, Teresa Murdoch.
- All right, Teresa! Whoo-hoo!
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451. Congratulations to everyone
who's moving on to the next round.
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452. We'd like to thank
all who participated.
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453. We're sorry not everyone can
be moving on, but good luck,
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454. and hopefully, we'll
see you again next year.
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455. Yes?
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456. There was mistake. There must
be a Rhonda Volmer on the list.
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457. No no. No Rhonda Volmer.
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458. Is it because of how I'm
dressed, where I'm from?
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459. It has to be, because I'm good.
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460. Of course not. Every contestant
is judged strictly on their merits.
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461. As I was saying,
you're all winners.
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462. Ow!
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463. I told her that I volunteered
on Orrin Hatch's campaign.
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464. She didn't know who he was. So
I said that he was in the senate.
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465. And she didn't know
what that was either.
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466. So I tested her, and she's never
heard of Dick Cheney or Iraq.
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467. I asked her if she knew
who George Bush was.
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468. She said she wasn't sure,
but said, "the leader?"
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469. But how can you be surprised?
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470. And it's not just the girls
either. When my dad got kicked out,
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471. he didn't even know
that Europe existed.
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472. She doesn't know who George Bush
is, but she knows "American Idol. "
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473. And this stupid competition.
She's 15 years old
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474. and she's getting
married to Roman Grant?
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475. Hey! I made it. I'm moving on.
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476. - Oh, that's so awesome. That's so cool.
- Congratulations.
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477. - That's incredible.
- So exciting.
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478. He's inside, on the settee.
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479. Who did this?
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480. Alby and two others.
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481. What do they know?
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482. I don't know what they
know, but they know enough!
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483. Do they know you're transferring
your UEB shares to me?
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484. I don't know. Hannah,
go on in the kitchen.
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485. He doesn't deserve this.
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486. They are reassigning my
wives to other husbands-
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487. my lovely ladies.
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488. That'll kill me. They're
coming back for Irmay at 5:00.
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489. Two members of the council have had
their eye on Irmay for a long time.
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490. Well, you don't have to give her
up just because Roman says so.
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491. You don't have to go.
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492. But he's the prophet.
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493. Well, if
- if he told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?
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494. Look, I'll
- I'll put you all up somewhere in the city.
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495. Somewhere where they
won't look for you.
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496. No. Listen to me! Listen!
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497. I'm an old man with no
income and no social security.
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498. You've got to help me now.
You've gotta buy me out now.
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499. They'd kill me! Alby
said they would kill me!
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500. - Nobody's gonna kill anybody.
- He said they would.
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501. I think we have a yard.
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502. Sort of.
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503. I brought you this
to cool you down.
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504. Thank you.
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505. Marge.
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506. If something were to happen...
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507. I do worry about Barb and
how she'd raise the kids.
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508. And you and I have always kind
of clicked, don't you think?
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509. So I changed my will to say
I want you to take my kids.
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510. Me?
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511. What about the compound?
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512. Well, I've thought about it, and they
really should go to my sisterwives.
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513. And I'll take yours.
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514. Margie?
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515. Mm-hmm,
just-
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516. I feel really bad, but um, I'm
leaving Lester and Aaron to Barb.
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517. I know you're a really good mom and
everything, and really careful, I-
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518. I just don't- I just- I feel
like you're not very warm.
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519. I am warm.
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520. - No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.
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521. You can't help it.
It's not your fault.
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522. It
- Don't walk away.
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523. What do you want me to do?
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524. Gimme a hug.
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525. No!
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526. I hug people, but I don't hug
people just to make a point.
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527. Nicki!
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528. I know it's a lot of money. I
know it's a rush. Just advise me.
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529. Would you take it into a second mortgage
on one house or divide it over the three?
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530. Yeah, I appreciate it. Just let
me know how much the bank can give,
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531. and let me know how
fast you can give it.
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532. Oh, hey, Bill. You all set?
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533. - You bet.
- Okay.
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534. The guys in the pro shop
are cleaning your clubs.
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535. And, you know, I prefer to, um,
carry my own bag. It's an old habit.
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536. That's fine.
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537. You know, Bill, I heard you
lecture a few years back.
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538. You did? No kidding.
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539. Yeah, you were so passionate
about your life story,
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540. your polygamist origins and how
you were saved by the church.
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541. I mean, it was truly inspirational.
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542. Bit of ancient
history, those speeches.
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543. Well, I've never forgotten it.
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544. What they do to those boys
- kicking them out like that.
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545. I mean, that's a
blight on mormondom.
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546. And people think that we are them.
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547. It's just what god put on my plate.
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548. You know who you are, Bill?
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549. You're the quintessential
embodiment of the american dream-
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550. The certainty that enormous opportunities
are available if you work hard,
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551. no matter where you're from
or who your parents are.
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552. Would you like to say
our prayers together?
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553. I don't really do
that so much anymore.
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554. - Why? - I-
I just don't.
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555. Heavenly father, thank
you for this lovely day,
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556. and thank you for letting me
attend this lovely tournament
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557. where I know you will
help me to succeed.
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558. Thank you for bringing me
close again to my stepniece
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559. and granddaughter-in-law
Sarah.
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560. And watch over our prophet,
Roman, and protect him,
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561. in the name of Jesus Christ, amen.
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562. I like your friend Heather.
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563. I wouldn't trust her, though.
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564. I love the hum of
the air conditionin.
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565. Must be nice living here.
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566. Who was that, honey?
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567. Stuart Kimball.
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568. Who's he?
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569. Head of the Leadership League.
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570. It's a group of
businessmen downtown.
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571. I know who they are.
I read the papers.
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572. What's it about?
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573. They've invited me in.
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574. Looks like I'll be joining.
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575. Why are you even thinking about it?
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576. Lee, uh, told me you guys were
having problems with the wills.
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577. - No.
- No?
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578. No.
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579. Why are you joining?
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580. Nicki, this is a good thing.
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581. If it's so good, then
why didn't you tell me?
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582. It just happened.
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583. - What's going on around here?
- What do you mean what's going on?
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584. You out there in the leadership
league, and Barb parading around
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585. on some fourth of july
float as mother of the year?
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586. What happens to me and
Margie in this picture?
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587. What happens to us as a family?
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588. Look, Barb just got through
dealing with her sister
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589. who makes her feel
like you-know-what
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590. and she's completely
cut off from her mother.
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591. I understand why she needed this.
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592. Fine, but what about you then?
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593. Why do you need this?
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594. My joining the League translates to putting
food on our table, all of our tables.
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595. - So it's about money?
- It's not about money. It's about dreams.
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596. You're putting your own desires
before the welfare of your family.
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597. This is for the
welfare of my family.
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598. Which family?
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599. The family you had seven years
ago or the family you have now?
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600. You're gonna have to hide.
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601. Hiding makes you half a man.
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602. You're hypersensitive.
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603. Being second wife is
what you're upset about,
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604. and it clouds your vision
and, frankly, hurts me.
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605. What?
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606. What's going on?
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607. Nothing.
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608. Heather.
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609. I
- I think that we have to help Rhonda.
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610. Help her how?
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611. There are places that we can take
her. There are place we can go-
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612. Help the Child Brides, Justice for
Children, Child Protection Project.
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613. They can help her get away.
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614. I can't do that.
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615. I know that this can put
you in a weird situation,
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616. but there are ways of helping that just
helps and it doesn't put anyone at risk.
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617. Um, maybe it's not
what we want for her.
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618. Maybe she has an opinion.
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619. She's a real person...
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620. That's being forced to be
a wife to a 70-year-old man.
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621. He's 76, I know!
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622. Just because you're used to it
doesn't make it any less shocking.
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623. Heather, don't ask me to defend it.
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624. It's
- It's horrible, but I can't do anything about it.
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625. This is not right,
Sarah, and you know it.
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626. It would put my family at
risk, and I'm not gonna do that.
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627. Mr. Henrickson?
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628. Wendy?
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629. Mr. Henrickson. I came
in a nute ago and, um...
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630. I inadvertently picked
up the wrong file.
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631. Thank you.
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632. Kimball-Collins. How
may I direct your call?
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633. - Stuart Kimball, please.
- Who's calling?
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634. - Bill Henrickson.
- One moment, please.
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635. - Hello?
- Stuart, hey.
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636. Bill, thanks for returning. Just
wanted to give you a heads up.
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637. I had the membership application
sent over to your office-
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638. technicality, really,
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639. an opportunity for you to give a bit more
information about your business and your family.
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640. Fine, I'll keep my eye out for it.
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641. Good. Hey, uh, by the way, I happened
to catch a documentary on TV last night
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642. about a polygamist compound.
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643. - No kidding.
- Unbelievable.
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644. They called it "An American Taliban"
- women as prisoners, men as tyrants.
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645. You knew a lot of people like that?
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646. No, Stuart, I didn't.
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647. Do you still have
family left back there?
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648. Yes, I do.
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649. It must weigh on you.
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650. It does.
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651. - Hey, mom.
- Oh, hi, honey.
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652. Oh, you smell gamey.
Go take a shower.
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653. Okay.
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654. Ben, why haven't we met Brynn?
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655. Uh, I don't know.
Just hasn't happened.
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656. Well, let's make it happen.
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657. I'd like to meet this person that
you're spending so much time with.
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658. It's not that much time.
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659. Ben, no more discussions,
no more excuses.
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660. I wanna meet her.
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661. Hi. Can you tell me what room
Rhonda Volmer would be in?
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662. Volmer. Volmer?
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663. She's not in the competition.
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664. She's not? Are you sure?
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665. Yes, I'm sure.
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666. She was eliminated in
the first round yesterday.
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667. Aw, they're just at a complete
impasse. Nobody'll sign it.
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668. Have you thought of giving them
each a bracelet or something?
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669. Zales gives you a good deal
if you're buying more than one.
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670. No, that's not gonna fly.
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671. Listen, I need to ask you a favor.
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672. If I die, Barb dies and Nicki dies,
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673. would you, Peg, Verna and Jojo take the
kids and raise them in the principle?
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674. We'd be honored.
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675. Oh, I forgot. This, uh... just came
by messenger a few minutes ago for you.
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676. Oh boy.
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677. Formal application for
the Leadership League.
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678. You don't have to do it, you know?
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679. No, it's the wives-
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680. no matter how many times I
try to explain it to them-
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681. what this means, what this
could mean to all of us,
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682. they just get all emotional.
They just don't understand.
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683. They want me to
say no, but I won't.
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684. I mean, sometimes you
- you see those politicians
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685. who don't run for president to protect their
pill-popping wives or their alcoholic children,
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686. and you just know that there's a hole
inside of them till their dying day,
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687. wondering just...
what might have been.
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688. True, but we've chosen a
life that requires sacrifice.
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689. You have to decide that
that sacrifice is worth it.
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690. Your charity work was
important, to be sure, but,
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691. truthfully, it was your
cancer that sealed the deal.
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692. The first lady is trying to shine
a light on survivorship this year.
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693. You and your fellow
finalists are all survivors.
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694. Mmm, well, so many people are.
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695. True, but most are merely tumors.
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696. Luckily for you,
yours had metastasized.
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697. Just lucky.
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698. Part of the final selection
is these informal evaluations.
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699. As a spokesperson for all the mothers
in Utah, poise and presence count.
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700. Oh, certainly, of course.
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701. In the event you win, you are available
to give speeches and make appearances?
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702. Speeches? Just
- uh, yes.
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703. Are you comfortable
in the public eye?
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704. Oh, sure. At least in
front of my second-graders.
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705. Able to attend overnight events?
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706. I had no idea this
was so demanding.
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707. You'd be a statewide role
model, very much out in public.
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708. Very good.
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709. I enjoyed meeting you.
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710. Any questions
- you can reach me at the first lady's office.
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711. And I'll see you on the big day.
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712. Oh, I thought that
interview would never end.
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713. It's so late to
start cooking chicken.
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714. I made sloppy joes. There's plenty.
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715. Well, thanks.
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716. Yeah, that-
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717. that'd be great.
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718. So what are we gonna do?
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719. Nicki, I can't promise that I'd live
the principle if Bill died. I can't.
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720. But I love you and I love those two
little boys like they were my very own.
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721. I know.
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722. And I would certainly
raise them to respect it
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723. and value those who
struggle to make it work.
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724. Do you think I'm warm?
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725. No.
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726. So if she dies and Bill dies and I
die, then you get Lester and Aaron.
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727. Yes.
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728. And if she dies and Bill dies and I
die, then you get Lester and Aaron.
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729. - Margie!
- Margie!
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730. I never thought
this day would come.
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731. I'm finally getting out.
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732. It's hard to leave a place
you've lived your whole life.
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733. But it's a new world out there, Ernest
- a better one.
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734. Thank you.
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735. I don't know if you
should thank me, Bill.
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736. When Roman finds out that you've
taken my seat on his council,
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737. you watch out for yourself.
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738. I will.
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739. What I told you about your
grandfather, about his death,
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740. was the truth.
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741. And you mind that
on your journey, hmm?
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742. Here we go. Lend a hand.
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743. Oh, thank you, young man.
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744. Watch. Watch watch watch.
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745. Margie, you okay?
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746. I'm sure it was just sunstroke.
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747. I'm pregnant.
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748. I was born into the
worst kind of ignorance.
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749. There in the shadow of a corrupt
system it parades as a religion-
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750. Polygamy.
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751. There are kind and gentle
people trapped in that system.
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752. I was thrown out in the streets,
forced to make it on my own,
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753. and I did so with the help, compassion,
and the generosity of this church.
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754. In exile I found glory-
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755. Stuart Kimball is not available.
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756. Stuart, Bill Henrickson. Listen...
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757. I'd love to join the
Leadership League,
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758. but I can't right now. I've
just got too much on my plate.
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759. I appreciate the
offer. Keep me in mind.
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760. and because I have a partner,
not some... self-proclaimed prophet-
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761. the teachings of our
Lord Jesus Christ.
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762. I'm on a journey.
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763. Everything I've told
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766. As my journey continues, I
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