Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis 1x8

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Ben Stiller as Self

Zach sits down with Ben Stiller, star of the 'Meet the Fockers' series as well as the new movie, Greenberg.

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1. - Camera up.

2. - Hello, my name is Zach Galifianakis

3. and this another edition of Between Two Ferns.

4. My guest today is Ben Stickler, Stiffler, Stiller.

5. Ben Stiller?

6. - Yeah, Stiller.

7. - It'd be cool if you like changed your last name

8. to there done that.

9. - Yeah, yeah you're right.

10. - You get it?

11. - I do get it, yeah.

12. It'd be, if I was from the south.

13. You're from the south right?

14. - Yeah.

15. - Then it'd be better

16. cause it'd be like been there done, been.

17. - Are you making fun of the south?

18. - Not at all.

19. - Cause people down there, they wouldn't like that.

20. - No no no.

21. - They're stupid enough to go to your fucking movies.

22. Bad start.

23. What are the things that get on your nerves

24. like when people ask you to

25. do things in interviews or ask you?

26. Because I thought it'd be cool to,

27. cause you've probably never been asked this before,

28. is to do the Blue Steel look from Jewlander.

29. - From what?

30. - From Jewlander, the Blue Steel look.

31. Have you, do you do that a lot?

32. - You mean Jew Steel?

33. - Is it Jew Steel?

34. Oh they told me Blue Steel.

35. I haven't seen the movie.

36. Jew Steel, do the Jew Steel look from Bluelander.

37. Have you ever been on the internet before?

38. Not like looked online

39. but have you - Oh yeah.

40. - You ever been on it

41. - Like on a show? - like acted on stuff?

42. - No it just feels to me a lot of the time

43. that there's people who are like doing so much

44. putting so much effort into producing a series

45. or a show that hardly anybody's gonna see.

46. You know?

47. You know what I mean?

48. - What are you plugging?

49. I don't even know what you're here talking about

50. you're talking about Jew..

51. - No no no I'm here talking about Greenberg

52. - two years ago.

53. - Five years ago.

54. Greenberg's coming out now.

55. - Well what's Greenberg, oh Greenberg.

56. So here is a clip from Greenberg.

57. - Great, okay good.

58. - Hey Greenberg,

59. what are you doing these days?

60. - You know, I've been in New York

61. but right now I'm really trying

62. to do nothing for a while.

63. - That's brave at our age.

64. - Where's the...

65. - Keep your fucking mouth shut.

66. - I don't understand what happened to me.

67. - It's huge, you've finally embraced

68. the life you never planned on.

69. - That looks good, that looks really good.

70. - Maybe you can get a video clip to show, too

71. just because it might make more sense.

72. - I thought about that.

73. - And then what?

74. - It's too much trouble.

75. Was that somebody opening a door?

76. What was that sound?

77. - It sounded like a car door.

78. - There's a car in the movie?

79. - There is a car in the movie.

80. - Cool.

81. - Yeah yeah yeah.

82. - What kind of car is it?

83. - I, you know, whatever.

84. - Oh cool.

85. What movie in your career, if you don't mind me asking,

86. and then I'll do mine, have you been in

87. that you're not that crazy about that you've done?

88. - I did a movie called Highway to Hell.

89. - Mine's Night at the Museum II.

90. - I thought you were referring to movies

91. that we were actually in.

92. - No, movies that you've been in.

93. - Oh, okay.

94. It's too bad because, Night at the Museum III,

95. they're casting that one now

96. and there's this role of this little

97. lighthouse attendant, he's about 4'1", grumpy.

98. - Can I be in it?

99. - You could definitely read for it.

100. - Do you want my email address?

101. - I'll have them get in touch with you.

102. - Don't be off-put by this email address,

103. this was before I knew you.

104. - Okay.

105. - Just email me here and when does it shoot?

106. - This is your email address?

107. - Yeah, I didn't even...

108. - Your email address is benstillerfaggott69@verizon.net?

109. - Yep.

110. so I had to add 69 at the end.

111. - Okay, good.

112. - So you're a healthy eater,

113. I like to eat healthy these days.

114. - Yeah yeah yeah.

115. - For breakfast I had, guess what I had for breakfast.

116. - Egg yellows?

117. No?

118. - I had two waffles and a pancake.

119. - Two waffles and a pancake.

120. - Do you wish that you had ever followed

121. your parents into comedy?

122. Taken that route, the comedy route.

123. - Okay.

124. I'm done.

125. - You going to the bathroom?

126. - No, I'm leaving.

127. I'm finished with, thank you.

128. - You're welcome.

129. What are you gonna go tint your limousine windows

130. with diamond encrusted tint.

131. - Okay okay.