Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis 1x6

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Charlize Theron as Self

Zach has a chat with Charlize Theron, Academy Award winner and star of The Road.

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1. - Exclusive.

2. - Hello, welcome to another episode

3. of Between Two Ferns.

4. I'm your host, Zach Galifianakis,

5. and my guest today is Charlize Theron.

6. - Charlize Theron, that's wrong.

7. It's okay, everybody does that.

8. - Charlize Theron.

9. - Theron.

10. - Theron.

11. - Like heron, Theron.

12. - Like heroine.

13. - No, just Theron, just throw it away.

14. - So you were in Monsters Inc.

15. - No, oh, that's humorous.

16. - Oh, you were in the movie Monster.

17. - Monster, yeah, just Monster.

18. - Did you win an Oscar for that?

19. - I did.

20. - Where's your Oscar statue?

21. - It's in my house.

22. - It'd be cool like if you hung it

23. from your like rear view mirror in your car

24. with a high school tassel.

25. - Where did that come from?

26. That stuff just hangs out in your head?

27. That's funny.

28. Did you write it down?

29. You're really funny,

30. just remember it.

31. - So it says here, you're a dog lover.

32. - Yeah, very much.

33. - Do you have a dog?

34. - I have a few, yeah.

35. I adopt them, and I actually just recently adopted

36. one from the pound,

37. and he actually has this really horrible disease

38. called Leishmaniasis,

39. and it's like a cancer.

40. And so he's on medication right now,

41. and we hope he pulls through.

42. It's a pretty bad disease,

43. that don't know that much about it

44. here in America.

45. - We have a new sponsor.

46. Is this the camera?

47. Sorry, I just,

48. we have a new sponsor of the show,

49. Need for Speed, Shift.

50. Which camera, this one?

51. Video game.

52. What's his name?

53. - Oh boy.

54. - Oh boy,

55. like, oh boy, I wish my dog wasn't sick?

56. You okay, 'cause of the dog?

57. - No, I'm fine.

58. Don't worry about it.

59. You're sweet for asking though.

60. - How often do you go back to South Africa?

61. - I go quite a bit, you know?

62. Have you been?

63. - Yes.

64. - And did you go alone,

65. or did you go with a girlfriend or

66. alone?

67. - I have a girlfriend.

68. - That's great.

69. - She looks a little bit like you.

70. - Oh wow, that's such a nice compliment, thank you.

71. - And a lot like Dog the Bounty Hunter.

72. - That's funny.

73. You must make her laugh all the time.

74. - It's warm in here.

75. - Don't put this on camera.

76. Come here.

77. My thighs are so sweaty right now.

78. It's like dripping like all the way down

79. to the back of my knees.

80. Look at those.

81. It's like the only thing that could cool me off

82. right now is like jumping into a pool.

83. I'm so fucking hot.

84. - Are you asking me to go with you?

85. - Where?

86. - The naked pool?

87. - Oh my god, you are hilarious.

88. - I wasn't joking.

89. - You know how you made it really funny

90. is because the image of me and you

91. like me naked in a pool

92. with like a fat garden gnome.

93. That's like really good.

94. You are really good.

95. You are really good.

96. - I hope your dog dies.

97. - I just pissed myself.