Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis 1x5

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Bradley Cooper as Self • Carrot Top as Self

Zach chats with Bradley Cooper, star of "The Hangover."

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1. - Boof.

2. - Hi, welcome to another episode of Between Two Ferns

3. with Zack Galifianakis.

4. I'm the host of the show,

5. and my guest today is someone

6. named Bradley Cooper.

7. - So excited to be here.

8. Thank you.

9. - Uh, you're in a comedy movie right now.

10. Let's talk comedy movies.

11. I love Wedding Crashers.

12. I've seen it three times.

13. - Oh, thank you.

14. - Were you in that?

15. - Yeah.

16. - What'd you play?

17. - I played Sack Lodge.

18. He was the bad guy in the movie

19. opposite Vince Vaughn.

20. Remember, I told you, I gained like 25 pounds

21. for the role 'cause I was worried

22. that you wouldn't believe that I could be the bad guy

23. to Jeremy and John,

24. the characters that Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn plays.

25. They're 35 year old divorce lawyers,

26. and for their free time,

27. they like to crash weddings,

28. and at one of the weddings that they're crashing,

29. Owen's character—

30. - I think I was

31. thinking about the Wedding Planner.

32. - No, that's Matthew McConaughey,

33. who I did Failure to Launch with.

34. He plays a guy who also 35 years old,

35. who's still living at home with his mom and dad,

36. Kathy Bates and Terry Bradshaw,

37. and I play Demo—

38. - No one gives a fuck.

39. No one gives a fuck.

40. So you live in California?

41. - Yeah, yeah, I live in Venice, California.

42. - So you hang out with a lot

43. of show biz types?

44. - Is fucking Carrot Top behind me?

45. - No.

46. Hi, Carrot.

47. - Hey, what's up?

48. - You're on the cover of

49. Details Magazine,

50. which is a really good publication

51. if you have run out of cologne.

52. - Alright.

53. Why you should be like that?

54. - What?

55. - I'm just, why are you being mean to me?

56. - I'm not being mean.

57. Just asking questions.

58. So you hosted Saturday Night Live.

59. - Yeah, that was like a dream come true.

60. - Whose?

61. What's a matter?

62. Did Elayne Boosler drop out?

63. - Come on, man.

64. - Come on, man.

65. - Zack.

66. - Zack.

67. - What are you doing?

68. - Reading my notes.

69. - No, just, you know I was insecure about that.

70. - Well, man, you know,

71. you can't skate on your looks alone.

72. It's not funny.

73. Let me tell you something.

74. What matters is in here.

75. You gotta know what's right inside Bradley Cooper.

76. - Alright, don't touch me.

77. - You need to open up.

78. - Alright.

79. - Huh?

80. - What are your fucking ferns—