Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis 1x4

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Zach interviews Natalie Portman and her dog, Whiz.

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1. - Exclusive.

2. - Two, three, two, one.

3. Hi, my name is Zach Galifianakis.

4. This is Between Two Ferns.

5. Today my guest is Natalie Portman.

6. She's with her dog.

7. - Whiz, this is Whiz.

8. - Whiz.

9. - Hello. Here.

10. - Alright. You're an accomplished actress.

11. You've graduated from Harvard.

12. You've done some great international charity work.

13. What is your phone number?

14. - That's private.

15. - Yeah I know.

16. So you do a lot of charity work.

17. - I've been working with a group called FINCA

18. that does micro-finance.

19. It's small loans for mainly women,

20. in the developing world.

21. - Oh that's great.

22. I do a lot of work with IMDB.

23. Was it really upsetting on Star Wars

24. that you didn't have more scenes with Chewbacca?

25. - Yeah actually.

26. - What's he like to work with?

27. He doesn't speak English does he?

28. Does he have a translator?

29. Because I always thought that'd be

30. weird to communicate with him.

31. It'd be so funny if he drove like a Miata.

32. - I'm not, what was the question?

33. - You know what,

34. I'll ask him when he comes on the show.

35. - That's the thing?

36. - Yeah.

37. - You mind if I smell it?

38. Being in the movies and stuff,

39. people approach you and say,

40. you know I have an idea for a movie.

41. A cool line,

42. what you should say in the movie.

43. Does that get annoying?

44. - Yeah that's pretty annoying.

45. - I think it'd be cool like in a movie

46. if you were like in a two piece bikini.

47. And you're getting ready to make out with a guy,

48. like a love scene.

49. And you un-do your bikini in the back

50. and you're like,

51. Uh, there's something I've

52. been meaning to get off my chest.

53. Do you wear bikinis?

54. - Could we talk about the next,

55. what's the next thing?

56. - Next thing? Okay.

57. You shaved your head for V for Vendetta.

58. Did you also shave your V for vagina?

59. - pass.

60. - I got a bigger dick than that.