Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis 1x3

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Zach interviews Jon Hamm of AMC's Mad Men.

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1. - Hi, my name is Zach Galifianakis and this is

2. another edition of "Between Two Ferns".

3. I'm your host, Zach Galifianakis

4. and my guest today is... Jon Hamm?

5. - Hi.

6. - Am I saying that right?

7. - Yeah.

8. - My guest is Jon Hamm.

9. He's on a show called "Mad Men" on AMC.

10. AMC?

11. What's that stand for?

12. - It doesn't stand for anything anymore.

13. They just call it AMC.

14. - Oh, okay.

15. - It's like KFC.

16. - But that stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

17. - Not anymore.

18. - Who says that?

19. - They don't call themselves that anymore.

20. - The next thing you're gonna tell me

21. is that KKK doesn't mean anything to you.

22. - Well...

23. - You're in "The Day the Earth Stood Still".

24. - Yes.

25. - Why?

26. - That's a good question.

27. - I certainly don't like to make fun of people's last name,

28. cause my last name's funny sounding

29. but does it get on your nerves when people

30. make jokes about your last name?

31. - Well, you know, it's sort of easy.

32. - Is your middle name Honey Baked?

33. Have you ever thought about, for show business,

34. changing your name from Jon Hamm

35. to something like Jon Sausage?

36. Or Stewart Turkey Link?

37. "Mad Men" is a show

38. about people in their early 60s?

39. - Uh, no. It's set in the early 60s.

40. - Oh, it's not people in their 60s?

41. - No, no, no.

42. That's a different show.

43. - Yeah, but my, it says

44. "about people in their early 60s".

45. - No, that just says "Do you like websites?".

46. - Do you like websites?

47. - Sure, yeah.

48. - Yeah, I heard that you like websites.

49. - Where'd you hear that?

50. - On a website.

51. So, tell me about "Mad Men".

52. "Madmen".

53. - Well, it's a great show.

54. We're really proud of it and like I said,

55. it's set in the 1960s and the advertising world

56. in Manhatten and there's a—

57. - The women in the show sure are very pretty.

58. - Yes, very much so.

59. - Do you ever get around to fingering any of them?

60. - Do you mean like identifying them in a line up?

61. - Yeah, identifying them in a line up.

62. I know what you mean.

63. I understand that you won a Golden Globe award.

64. - I did.

65. - Mark that under who gives a shit.

66. Does it make you sick when you look in the mirror

67. to see how handsome you are

68. and to know that people are disfigured?

69. And don't you think you should think that?

70. - I never thought of it that way.

71. - You never thought "Hey, why is Jesus so cruel?".

72. - Well, I've thought that.

73. - How many seasons do you think "Mad Men" will go to?

74. - Well, most shows on cable they don't do a big—

75. You want a tissue or something?

76. - Oh God, sorry.

77. I'm allergic to ferns.