Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis 1x2

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1. - Hi, my name is Zach Galifianakis,

2. welcome to Between Two Ferns,

3. I'm your host Zach Galifianakis.

4. With me today is, Timmy Kimballs.

5. Jimmy, thank you for joining me here.

6. - Thanks for having me.

7. - You're a late night talk show host.

8. What's it like to be in the late night business?

9. - I mean it's great, you know, it's like

10. something I always wanted to do when I was a kid,

11. I'd watch Letterman and, um, it's really like

12. a dream come true.

13. - You ever farted on a cocker spaniel?

14. - No, no I can't say that I have.

15. - You want a beer?

16. - Seems like that one was open.

17. Thanks.

18. - Maybe it loosened up a little bit.

19. - It's nice and warm, just the way I like it.

20. - Bet you can't do that on your show.

21. - I, yeah I could, I mean, there's no rule against it

22. I just, it's not something I would do.

23. - Your girlfriend is Sarah Silverman, what's that like?

24. - People always ask, do you guys just crack

25. each other up all the time?

26. And that, you know, that gets tiring.

27. - You and Sarah, Sarah being a comedian,

28. do you guys always crack each other up at home and stuff?

29. I like to, uh, go to Long John Silvers,

30. and be shocked at how much the prices are,

31. and then just look at the cashier and go, only in New York.

32. You and Sarah could do something like that.

33. - Yeah, well she doesn't like fish.

34. What?

35. - I know what that means.

36. - What?

37. - Yeah.

38. That's good man, men like fish.

39. The Ben Affleck thing that you did—

40. - The what?

41. - Ben Affleck.

42. - Oh, Ben Affleck?

43. - How close did you get to Ben Affleck's lips?

44. - I, I got pretty close to him.

45. - Did you ever do takes where you're closer?

46. To his lips?

47. - Than the ones that were on the video?

48. - Yeah, like in the rehearsals and stuff.

49. - No.

50. - You got girl lips.

51. - thank you.

52. - Yeah, you're welcome.

53. Uh, we gotta have a, I'm sorry,

54. we have to have a word from our, our sponsor.

55. - Hi, I'm Barrys of Barry's Bananas.

56. Bananas so good, other bananas enjoy them.

57. - Sorry.

58. - Our bananas are so delicious, I guarantee

59. you'll peel 'em apart.

60. - Enough!

61. Enough!

62. Is it Between Two Bananas?

63. I mean, going on and on about banana stuff, it's...

64. Do you like bananas?

65. - Hmm?