Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis 1x16

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Zach Galifianakis sits down with James Franco to have a normal, everyday, run of the mill interview.

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1. - My name is Zach Galifianakis, welcome to

2. another edition of Between Two Ferns,

3. my guest today is James Franko

4. from the movie, "Ounce the Great and Powerful"

5. 127 hours.

6. - Yes

7. - Is that how many hours you look in the mirror per day?

8. - Nah.

9. - Where'd you shoot that? - Utah.

10. - Mormon state.

11. - What religion are you?

12. - Scientology.

13. I've always wanted to combine science

14. with a tology, so that's...

15. Your face resembles James Dean's.

16. - Oh, thanks.

17. - Is it safe to say your sausage resembles Jimmy Dean's?

18. - Long, smooth.

19. - Tasty.

20. Of all the projects that you've done,

21. what has made people roll their eyes the hardest?

22. Would you ever consider hosing the Oscars?

23. - I did that.

24. - Yeah I don't consider

25. what you did at the Oscars hosting the Oscars.

26. Would you ever consider hosting it properly?

27. What actors would you like to work with?

28. - Tons of actors - Well, name one.

29. - Ed Norton.

30. - Why don't you marry him?

31. Lot of actors do charity work, do you have

32. charity work you do?

33. - I do, I work with a great group called Art of Elysium

34. and we work with kids and hospitals and...

35. - Good! Good good good good good good.

36. Hospital.

37. We have a music guest.

38. Please welcome, The Lonely Island.

39. - Alright, spring breakers, you know what time it is!

40. I'm gonna need all the hot girls come up

41. to the stage right now.

42. Fellas, let me hear you make some noise.

43. - Oh!

44. - Spring break, y'all

45. - That was awesome.

46. - Ed Norton.