Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis 1x14

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Jennifer Lawrence as Self • Anne Hathaway as Self • Christoph Waltz as Self • Naomi Watts as Self • Amy Adams as Self

Zach Galifianakis sits down with Jennifer Lawrence, Anne Hathaway, Christoph Waltz, Naomi Watts & Amy Adams who are getting all the buzz during this Oscar season.

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1. - Welcome to another edition

2. of Between Two Ferns.

3. I'm your host, Zach Galifianakis.

4. This is a Oscar edition of Between Two Ferns,

5. a special Oscar insight to Oscar nominees

6. and all of their Oscar buzzness around them.

7. My first guest is Jennifer Lawrence.

8. Jennifer, thank you.

9. - Thank you.

10. - I got a beef to pick with your costar, Bradley Cooper,

11. because he had told me that in real life that you were,

12. I wrote it down, I wanna make sure I get it right,

13. ugly—

14. - Wow.

15. - And I gotta be honest,

16. I don't know what he's talking about,

17. unless he was just joking with me.

18. You're really good looking.

19. So, you played in a movie called the Hunger Games.

20. - Yeah, isn't that your life story? (laughing)

21. - You shouldn't say that.

22. That's off putting.

23. - You should be off pudding

24. 'cause you're fat.

25. You shouldn't eat any more pudding—

26. - Yeah, yeah.

27. When you take on a project like Silver Linings Playbook,

28. what draws you into that character?

29. What spoke to you?

30. - Well, I think Tiffany taught,

31. I love that she taught me

32. a lot about,

33. Is this, are you playing me off right now?

34. Are you seriously playing me,

35. oh my god.

36. Oh my god.

37. - In the Oscar tradition.

38. Good luck.

39. - Hi, Zach.

40. - Oh hi, welcome.

41. - Nice to meet you.

42. - Nice to meet you.

43. This is Naomi Watts.

44. You're from Australia,

45. and I read that the toilets work backwards,

46. and have you read about that?

47. Well, I guess for you, it's backwards here,

48. but backwards for us in Australia.

49. - Yeah, apparently—

50. - Does that mean that feces goes back

51. into your rectum?

52. How does that work?

53. - No, it's not,

54. yeah, no, it doesn't do that.

55. - When you're like in a movie,

56. do they shrink you down

57. so you can fit into the camera?

58. Like, how does that work?

59. - Yeah, no, I've been shrunk too many times.

60. I have to stop working for a while.

61. - Are there side effects?

62. - Just diarrhea.

63. - Okay.

64. - Thank you.

65. - Mr. Waltz.

66. Thanks for joining us.

67. - Thank you for inviting me.

68. - Christoph Waltz is here from Django Unchained.

69. I got your text about not bringing up

70. your Mein Kampf tattoo, so I won't.

71. Have you ever thought about changing your name

72. to Christoph Break dance?

73. - I have, but it doesn't really make sense.

74. - What is your preparation

75. to get ready for a part?

76. - That's none of your business to tell you the truth

77. because I think it's completely overvalued—

78. - It is my business.

79. You're on my talk show.

80. - These stories about actor's preparations—

81. - And I have questions for you.

82. You coming here is part of my business—

83. - I don't need to—

84. - Don't sit there and run your mouth back at me

85. in English, French, German, or Italian.

86. - Have you ever noticed that a magician—

87. - And say that that's none of my business.

88. It's all of my business.

89. - Wouldn't dare to tell you

90. how they do their magic tricks?

91. - Do you say the N-word more in Django Unchained

92. or more in real life?

93. - More in real life.

94. - Oh, I think that's it.

95. - Oh.

96. - There you go.

97. Misty will take you.

98. - Right this way.

99. - Where have you been?

100. Thank you.

101. - You are pleasant.

102. - Please.

103. - Hi.

104. - Hey.

105. - I missed you.

106. Where do I sit?

107. - You can sit on this little chair.

108. You can sit on the other.

109. - You're funny.

110. - Yeah, right.

111. - You're really funny.

112. I like you.

113. - Thanks, Anne.

114. - (Laughing) Sorry.

115. - Thanks, thanks, Anne.

116. So how much did you have to drink today?

117. - No, I didn't.

118. You don't know that.

119. You can't prove it.

120. - To be honest with you,

121. I smelled it on you when you—

122. - No, that's my perfume.

123. It's not that all.

124. - Is your perfume Ketel One?

125. Ow, ow, ow.

126. What the,

127. what the what?

128. - It's alright.

129. It's okay,

130. just be strong.

131. Here you go, right over there.

132. - My bag's busted.

133. - I know.

134. - Thanks, Anne.

135. - What, you're busted.

136. - Hi.

137. - Hello.

138. - How are you doing?

139. - Good, thanks.

140. Amy Adams is here, everybody.

141. - Hi.

142. - You have red hair and—

143. - Yes, I do, I do.

144. Guess what they used to call me in high school.

145. - Cinnamon Muff.

146. - No, they didn't call me Cinnamon Muff.

147. - What do they call you?

148. Fire Crotch.

149. - No, Strawberry Shortcake,

150. small child's doll.

151. - You know, I find you to be

152. a wonderful actress and I—

153. - Thank you.

154. - Can I give you an acting challenge?

155. - Okay.

156. - I'm gonna show you a line,

157. and then I'm hoping that you could do it

158. with as much weight and gravity

159. to it as possible.

160. It's a pretty serious line.

161. I'll say action.

162. Action.

163. - Don't you ever

164. fart on my tits again.