1. - Exclusive.
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2. - Hi, my name is Zach Galifianakis.
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3. Welcome to another edition
of Between Two Ferns.
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4. My guest is Will Ferrell.
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5. - Hey.
- Hey, man.
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6. - What's up?
- What's up, hey.
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7. - Great to see you.
- Nice to see you too.
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8. - Thanks for having me.
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9. - You look great.
- It's fun
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10. - Thank you.
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11. - You look really good.
- Likewise.
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12. - Yeah. We've really never
had a sit down one-on-one
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13. - No.
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14. - Well, we, I think we
had that lunch one time
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15. - We did have a lunch, right, in New York.
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16. - Yeah, yeah.
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17. You're a big lunch guy, too.
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18. - Yup.
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19. - I knew that was the
case.
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20. Everything must go.
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21. Kind of a departure for you.
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22. - Yeah, you've done a little bit of that,
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23. where you get to do a more serious...
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24. - You do one for them, you do one for you.
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25. - Right
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26. - Is that, yeah, that's
the kind of... yeah
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27. - Bones, bones it out
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28. - Um, uh, oh God that really hurt.
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29. - Did that? I'm sorry did that hurt you?
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30. - Yes.
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31. - I felt like we barely touched.
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32. - Should we, should we see a clip?
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33. - That was good.
- There you have it.
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34. - And just to be real
clear with the audience,
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35. that's the part of the
film where the monkey grabs
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36. a frog to suck on his genitals.
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37. - Right. I think this is
going pretty well so far.
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38. - I'm having a great time.
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39. - Yeah, it's nice to have you here.
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40. - Do you mind if I do a
word from the sponsor.
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41. - Oh not at all, yeah, you gotta.
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42. - Okay.
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43. Handle it.
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44. - Men in Speed Stick.
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45. I actually have a sponsor as well.
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46. - Oh really?
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47. - If you wouldn't mind
indulging me, it's Charlie.
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48. - It's a women's perfume?
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49. - It's a women's perfume.
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50. - Does it smell good?
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51. - It's pungent, we'll
just leave it at that.
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52. - Yeah.
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53. Uh, in your down time,
what do you get up to?
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54. - Well, I like to do a lot
of work with the community.
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55. - What's going on?
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56. - You're fat.
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57. - Can I just stop you
real quick and just say
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58. what a wonderful atmosphere you have here.
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59. It's a great set, a great vibe, great,
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60. incredible spread, in
fact I was having some,
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61. can you bring some of those cherries over?
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62. I was having some of these cherries.
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63. Have you tried any of
these cherries before?
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64. Just take one bite of it.
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65. Is that not the nicest cherry?
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66. - Mm.
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67. Have you had the... thank you.
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68. You okay? Let me help you with it.
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69. What is your favorite app?
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70. - Oddly enough...
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71. - Did I leave my keys here?
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72. - What?
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73. - My car keys, I can't find my keys.
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74. - This was two and a half years ago.
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75. - Can I just look around?
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76. - Yeah.
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77. - Oh, I got 'em.
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78. - Yeah.
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79. - See you guys.
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80. - Bye.
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81. - What kind of other things
do you do in your downtime?
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82. - I'm starting to manage
dance teams, hip hop groups.
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83. - Oh that's great.
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84. - Anywhere from four to 50
kids, and just a lot of energy,
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85. a lot of motion, a lot of
fun, lot of high-fiving,
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86. lot of smiles.
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87. - That's basically the mantra of it.
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88. It's like a lot of, lot of high fives.
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89. Is that what you said?
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90. - I said, if you're
listening, lot of motion,
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91. lot of high-fives, and a lot of smiles.
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92. That's what I said.
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93. And I was pretty clear about what I said.
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94. I'm listening to what you're asking me
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95. and if you're not listening to my answers,
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96. let's just call it a day.
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97. - But the mantra is just—
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98. - Just shut up about the
mantra! Just shut up!
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99. Okay?
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100. - Yeah.
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101. - If you can't get the fat
our of your ears and listen,
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102. then why am I here?
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103. Get the fuckin' fat out of your ears.
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104. - Okay, you know what, I'm not that fat.
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105. Okay? I'm not that fat.
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106. I lost nine pounds.
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