Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis 1x13

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Jon Hamm as Self • Will Ferrell as Self

Zach sits down with Will Ferrell, the star of Everything Must Go, Anchorman and Old School, to talk about lunch, dance teams and to show a never before seen clip from his movie.

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1. - Exclusive.

2. - Hi, my name is Zach Galifianakis.

3. Welcome to another edition of Between Two Ferns.

4. My guest is Will Ferrell.

5. - Hey. - Hey, man.

6. - What's up? - What's up, hey.

7. - Great to see you. - Nice to see you too.

8. - Thanks for having me.

9. - You look great. - It's fun

10. - Thank you.

11. - You look really good. - Likewise.

12. - Yeah. We've really never had a sit down one-on-one

13. - No.

14. - Well, we, I think we had that lunch one time

15. - We did have a lunch, right, in New York.

16. - Yeah, yeah.

17. You're a big lunch guy, too.

18. - Yup.

19. - I knew that was the case.

20. Everything must go.

21. Kind of a departure for you.

22. - Yeah, you've done a little bit of that,

23. where you get to do a more serious...

24. - You do one for them, you do one for you.

25. - Right

26. - Is that, yeah, that's the kind of... yeah

27. - Bones, bones it out

28. - Um, uh, oh God that really hurt.

29. - Did that? I'm sorry did that hurt you?

30. - Yes.

31. - I felt like we barely touched.

32. - Should we, should we see a clip?

33. - That was good. - There you have it.

34. - And just to be real clear with the audience,

35. that's the part of the film where the monkey grabs

36. a frog to suck on his genitals.

37. - Right. I think this is going pretty well so far.

38. - I'm having a great time.

39. - Yeah, it's nice to have you here.

40. - Do you mind if I do a word from the sponsor.

41. - Oh not at all, yeah, you gotta.

42. - Okay.

43. Handle it.

44. - Men in Speed Stick.

45. I actually have a sponsor as well.

46. - Oh really?

47. - If you wouldn't mind indulging me, it's Charlie.

48. - It's a women's perfume?

49. - It's a women's perfume.

50. - Does it smell good?

51. - It's pungent, we'll just leave it at that.

52. - Yeah.

53. Uh, in your down time, what do you get up to?

54. - Well, I like to do a lot of work with the community.

55. - What's going on?

56. - You're fat.

57. - Can I just stop you real quick and just say

58. what a wonderful atmosphere you have here.

59. It's a great set, a great vibe, great,

60. incredible spread, in fact I was having some,

61. can you bring some of those cherries over?

62. I was having some of these cherries.

63. Have you tried any of these cherries before?

64. Just take one bite of it.

65. Is that not the nicest cherry?

66. - Mm.

67. Have you had the... thank you.

68. You okay? Let me help you with it.

69. What is your favorite app?

70. - Oddly enough...

71. - Did I leave my keys here?

72. - What?

73. - My car keys, I can't find my keys.

74. - This was two and a half years ago.

75. - Can I just look around?

76. - Yeah.

77. - Oh, I got 'em.

78. - Yeah.

79. - See you guys.

80. - Bye.

81. - What kind of other things do you do in your downtime?

82. - I'm starting to manage dance teams, hip hop groups.

83. - Oh that's great.

84. - Anywhere from four to 50 kids, and just a lot of energy,

85. a lot of motion, a lot of fun, lot of high-fiving,

86. lot of smiles.

87. - That's basically the mantra of it.

88. It's like a lot of, lot of high fives.

89. Is that what you said?

90. - I said, if you're listening, lot of motion,

91. lot of high-fives, and a lot of smiles.

92. That's what I said.

93. And I was pretty clear about what I said.

94. I'm listening to what you're asking me

95. and if you're not listening to my answers,

96. let's just call it a day.

97. - But the mantra is just—

98. - Just shut up about the mantra! Just shut up!

99. Okay?

100. - Yeah.

101. - If you can't get the fat our of your ears and listen,

102. then why am I here?

103. Get the fuckin' fat out of your ears.

104. - Okay, you know what, I'm not that fat.

105. Okay? I'm not that fat.

106. I lost nine pounds.