1. Narrator: It was summer when
I first met Slippin' Jimmy.
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2. Back then, I was nothing
but a three-time loser.
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3. Felt like it was my destiny to
let the world walk all over me.
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4. I was a problem
child, a troublemaker.
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5. And eventually they started
sending me to Camp Reformation.
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6. And it was during
my third stint.
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7. I used to love watching
the fresh meat arrive.
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8. They were always so nervous,
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9. like lost children
looking for their mommies.
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10. But Jimmy, Jimmy was different.
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11. Welcome to Camp Reformation.
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12. You are hoodlums, miscreants
and other assorted scum.
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13. Here, we know what
to do with hoodlums,
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14. miscreants and assorted scum.
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15. We make them work.
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16. Heh, as long as we don't have
to work as hard as that belt.
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17. Narrator: The
nerve of that kid.
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18. I couldn't wait for this
camp to take him down a peg.
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19. You will have your deviant
instincts beaten out of you
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20. through the age old
curative of hard labor.
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21. Ahh.
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22. Think he'd share if we
asked him real nice?
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23. This isn't summer camp, new kid.
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24. Keep your head down
and do the work.
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25. "Yes, boss" and "no boss."
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26. Especially around
Carris. Got it?
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27. Yes, boss. Less yap,
yap and more chop, chop.
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28. Hey, I got a question.
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29. Why are we chopping
these trees for?
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30. We buildin' Fort
Carris or somethin'.
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31. You're building character.Darn.
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32. Here, I was hoping it was
a bridge I could jump off.
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33. Problem McGill? Nope.
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34. "No, boss."
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35. You know, I'm thinking you ought
to work through dinner tonight,
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36. just to be sure.
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37. Huh?
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38. Aah! Ow, ow, ow!
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39. Help! It fell on me.
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40. Help, please!
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41. It barely touched you.
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42. It's not what I'm going
to tell my parents
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43. when they ask me
why I have a limp.
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44. Fine. Go to the infirmary.
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45. Aah. Ooh, ooh, ow.
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46. As for the rest of you
look-y Lous, back to work.
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47. Aw, mm.
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48. So, how's the ankle?
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49. -Ooh, I don't know.
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50. Thinking I might need to keep
it elevated tomorrow, too.
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51. You know, they made us
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52. chop down extra trees
since you were "hurt."
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53. Yeah? Well, that's
a lot of trees.
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54. Yeah, it is.
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55. And some of us have been busting
our butts for weeks out there.
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56. And day one, you think you
can just get out of work?
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57. Pretty sure I did get out of it.
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58. You just think you're so much
better than everybody else,
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59. don't you? Your
time's going to come.
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60. Don't hate me.
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61. Hate that ice-cream-teasing
butt-face Carris.
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62. He's the one making
you chop trees.
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63. I wanted a break.
I took a break.
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64. You can take what you want too.
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65. Nobody stopping you.
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66. Lights out.
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67. Good chat. Night.
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68. It seems we have a
weasel in our midst.
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69. Somebody had a
little fun last night
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70. and tried to break
into my cooler.
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71. Those ice cream
sandwiches are mine.
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72. Fortunately for the rest of
you, I already know the culprit.
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73. James McGill.
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74. I dunno what you're
talknin' about, Boss.
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75. I read your file, you thief.
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76. They caught you red
handed at your last school
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77. trying to steal Wite-Out.
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78. It's worth a mint
on the white market.
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79. Confess, McGill.
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80. There's no point in
arguing. I know it was you.
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81. Sorry, boss.
Couldn't help myself.
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82. Guess I'm a sucker
for ice cream.
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83. Come with me.
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84. Push the boulder up to the top,
then carry it down ten times.
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85. Isn't that a little
Kafkaesque? No, it's Sisyphean.
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86. And now it's 20 times.
Up and down. Look!
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87. Now it's 30 times.
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88. You are not talking your
way out of this, McGill.
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89. Wouldn't dream
of it.
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90. 14. Nearly halfway
through. Had enough?
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91. No, boss.
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92. Hey. Can I help you?
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93. I got to come clean.
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94. It was me. I tried to
steal the ice cream.
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95. Yeah, I figured.
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96. Why didn't you
just say something?
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97. I mean, you didn't need
to take the rap for me.
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98. Wouldn't have mattered.
Carris wanted it to be me.
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99. So it was me. Thanks.
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100. I'm Marco, by the
way. Marco Pasternak.
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101. Jimmy McGill.
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102. So, did you actually
get the ice cream?
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103. Nah, I got all the
way to the cooler,
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104. and then I tripped
a motion sensor.
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105. Carris came out so
fast, I barely got away.
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106. It was a dumb
plan. I just wanted a win.
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107. You still want that ice cream?
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108. You know what
you're doing, right?
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109. I mean, weren't you sent here
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110. because you got nicked on a B&E?
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111. Shh! Get down!
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112. They only caught me once.
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113. That first step is where
the light went off.
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114. Copy that.
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115. Gotcha! Huh?
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116. Stupid squirrel.
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117. Really time for that
squirrel-proof fence.
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118. Okay. I think we're good.
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119. Whoa! Yeah, he seemed like
a one, two, three kinda guy.
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120. Wait, take off the
wrappers and put them back.
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121. Then we'll chew up the
cord and kill the freezer.
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122. Here's how I see it.
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123. In the morning, Carris
will be all like...
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124. It's time, it's time
for a little ice cream.
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125. Whoa.
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126. What in the name of
Simon the Zealot.
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127. He'll think one of the
squirrels got to it.
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128. No wrappers are missing,
so he'll be none the wiser.
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129. No!
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130. Oh, that's genius.
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131. If a crime falls in the woods
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132. and it doesn't make a
sound, did it even happen?
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133. Jimmy wait!
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134. Oh.
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135. Thanks.
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136. Narrator: The heist
worked of course.
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137. There was nothing
Jimmy couldn't do.
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138. Nosdrovia.
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139. Now, it may have just been
an ice cream sandwich,
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140. but to me, it was everything.
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141. It was friendship.
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142. It was freedom.
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143. And it was only the beginning.
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