1. Hurry up, Marco.
Get your fanny down here.
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2. It's really high up.
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3. Listen, we already
wasted, like,
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4. 10 minutes for you
to stuff your backpack.
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5. Yeah, with supplies.
This is an adventure, after all.
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6. It will be
if you ever get down here.
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7. Marco, just close your eyes
and think of the mission.
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8. First we head down Roosevelt
three blocks to the M,
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9. then take the train east
to the Loop.
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10. Get off.
Cut through Humboldt Park.
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11. A couple more blocks
and then bingo.
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12. Listen, the comic shop
is gonna be packed,
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13. so we got to be there
in line early.
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14. Issue 100 of "Lady Labyrinth"
goes on sale at midnight sharp.
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15. Alright. Who's up first?
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16. And if everything goes to plan,
at midnight oh one,
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17. we'll have it in our hands.
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18. We'll finally know
what's at the end
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19. of the Maze of Malice.
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20. Oh, it's cheese.
I can feel it.
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21. Well, we won't know
if you stay on this rope.
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22. Ah. I'm coming, Lady!
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23. Ah.
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24. Nicely done. Judges give you
a 10 for the dismount. Come on.
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25. Four tokens, please.
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26. It's a little late
for you to be out.
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27. Like, uh, alone, man.
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28. Hey, isn't it a school night?
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29. Yeah. Well —Wait.
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30. When do they do school again?
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31. Can we just get
the tokens, please?
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32. - We're going to find out.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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33. Right on, right on.
Okay, uh, there's one, two.
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34. Two, two, two, two,
two, two, two, two.
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35. Three?
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36. Three. Right.
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37. Yeah, I was getting there.
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38. Anyway, you could hurry
this along?
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39. We don't want to
miss our train.
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40. Oh, don't worry about
that young dude.
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41. Next train's not till like 1:15.
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42. - What?
- What?
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43. Plenty of time, bro.
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44. It's 10:46.
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45. No time to walk.
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46. Ah, do widzenia,
Lady Labyrinth.
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47. What if we take a cab?
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48. I thought we didn't have
enough money for a cab
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49. and the comics.
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50. Maybe.
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51. Remember that time we found
a fiver in your pencil case?
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52. Maybe we'll get lucky again.
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53. Alright, we've got
20 meat sticks,
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54. a yo-yo, a toothbrush,
and a surprising amount
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55. of baby powder.
What exactly did you think
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56. we were going to be
doing tonight, Marco?
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57. What? You never know.
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58. Yo, taxi, over here!
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59. Where are you boys headed?
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60. Logan Square, please.
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61. We don't have money
per se,
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62. but we could pay you
in delicious meat sticks.
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63. - Hmm.
- Listen.
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64. It is incredibly important
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65. that we get to this comic-book
shop on time.
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66. It's life or death.
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67. Well, tonight's
your lucky night. Hop in.
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68. Mmm, hey, kinda smells
like Gino's in here.
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69. Marco, you think everything
smells like pizza.
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70. Oh, we just missed
our turn.
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71. Um...
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72. You boys ever scuba dive?
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73. Uh, no, sir.
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74. A pair like you
could find a lot of
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75. treasure out in that ocean.
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76. You mean the lake?
Like Lake Michigan?
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77. Many a ship's gone down there.
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78. That wind's a fickle mother.
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79. Are we gonna die, Jimmy?
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80. Because I am not wearing
the right underwear for that.
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81. Hard to starboard!
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82. No one's dying tonight.
Alright?
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83. Uh, excuse me.
Y-Yes. Hello.
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84. Hi. I think you're going
the wrong way.
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85. I've got a shortcut.
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86. It'll save us all
from the wrath of the sea.
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87. Oh, yeah.
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88. Uh, Jimmy, I don't think
this is a cab.
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89. I think it's just a car
that's yellow.
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90. Okay, yep. Maybe we are going
to die tonight.
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91. Ooh, ooh,
that's Humboldt Park.
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92. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Could you let us out here?
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93. But it's not safe.
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94. Ye could drown.
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95. Arrr.
- Ah, okay, okay.
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96. Think, think, think.
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97. No, mortal.
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98. Huh?
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99. For I am Theseus,
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100. son of Poseidon,
master of water.
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101. I travel amongst you today
to test your fidelity.
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102. Now let us out,
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103. or be washed away by
my father's power!
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104. You'll droooown!
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105. How did you know all that
Greek stuff, Jimmy?
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106. Wait.
Are you the son of a sea god?
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107. Nah. But it was an asterisk
in Lady Labyrinth number 87.
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108. Ah, comics. Is there any problem
they can't solve?
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109. Okay, it's almost 11:30.
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110. If we cut straight
through the park,
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111. I think we can make it.
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112. I paused when agitated.
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113. I used restraint.
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114. Connected to something bigger
- than myself.
- Did you hear that?
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115. And I had it.
I had it under control.
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116. But then —
then he sat in my seat
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117. and — and — and I just
couldn't take
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118. all the nerd germs!
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119. Is that Trent?
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120. Ah!
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121. Ah! Who's there? Huh?
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122. - McDweeb!
- Ah, control your anger, Trent.
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123. What are you doing here,
Titweiler?
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124. This is Bullies Anonymous.
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125. When you punch down,
you punch beneath yourself.
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126. If you tell anyone,
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127. you'll be
tasting shorts for a year!
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128. Oh, really working the steps,
I see.
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129. Trent, come on.
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130. No, it's not worth it.
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131. But I really want to pound them!
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132. No, Trent, just — just say
the words with us. God...
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133. Grant me the serenity to accept
the nerds I cannot beat.
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134. To beat the nerds
I cannot accept
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135. and the wisdom to always know
the difference.
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136. Ah, I know the difference,
alright?
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137. Time for you nerds to work
step two —
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138. admit that I am a higher power.
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139. Oh!
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140. Oh, darn it!
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141. Now I can't make amends!
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142. Baby powder.
Who woulda thunk?
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143. You see,
it's not just for chafing.
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144. 11:56, Marco.
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145. Oh, oh, I see it, Jimmy!
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146. I see it!
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147. Look, the line's not long.
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148. We're going to get in.
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149. Jimmy.
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150. Yeah, bud?
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151. This is the best night
of my life.
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152. Oh, man. Number 100 is ours.
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153. It is everything
I imagined it would be.
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154. Land ho!
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155. Wait. What do you know?
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156. It is cheese.
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