Better Call Saul Presents: Slippin' Jimmy 1x3

Directed by Zac Palladino

Brian Sommer as Taxi Driver / Radio Host / Trent-alike 1 (voice) • Jasmine Gatewood as Female Trent-alike-2 (voice) • Carlos Alazraqui as Cheech / Comic store worker / Trent-alike 2 (voice) • Will Vought as Trent Titweiler (voice) • Gideon Adlon as (voice)

When it’s after hours on the streets of Chicago, Jimmy and Marco don't have to look for trouble, trouble finds them.

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1. Hurry up, Marco. Get your fanny down here.

2. It's really high up.

3. Listen, we already wasted, like,

4. 10 minutes for you to stuff your backpack.

5. Yeah, with supplies. This is an adventure, after all.

6. It will be if you ever get down here.

7. Marco, just close your eyes and think of the mission.

8. First we head down Roosevelt three blocks to the M,

9. then take the train east to the Loop.

10. Get off. Cut through Humboldt Park.

11. A couple more blocks and then bingo.

12. Listen, the comic shop is gonna be packed,

13. so we got to be there in line early.

14. Issue 100 of "Lady Labyrinth" goes on sale at midnight sharp.

15. Man: Alright. Who's up first?

16. And if everything goes to plan, at midnight oh one,

17. we'll have it in our hands.

18. We'll finally know what's at the end

19. of the Maze of Malice.

20. Oh, it's cheese. I can feel it.

21. Well, we won't know if you stay on this rope.

22. Ah. I'm coming, Lady!

23. Ah.

24. Nicely done. Judges give you a 10 for the dismount. Come on.

25. Four tokens, please.

26. It's a little late for you to be out.

27. Like, uh, alone, man.

28. Hey, isn't it a school night?

29. Yeah. Well... Wait.

30. When do they do school again?

31. Can we just get the tokens, please?

32. - We're going to find out. - Oh, yeah, yeah.

33. Right on, right on. Okay, uh, there's one, two.

34. Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two.

35. Three?

36. Three. Right.

37. Yeah, I was getting there.

38. Anyway, you could hurry this along?

39. We don't want to miss our train.

40. Oh, don't worry about that young dude.

41. Next train's not till like 1:15.

42. What?! What?!

43. Plenty of time, bro.

44. It's 10:46.

45. No time to walk.

46. Ah, do widzenia, Lady Labyrinth.

47. What if we take a cab?

48. I thought we didn't have enough money for a cab

49. andthe comics.

50. Maybe.

51. Remember that time we found a fiver in your pencil case?

52. Maybe we'll get lucky again.

53. Alright, we've got 20 meat sticks,

54. a yo-yo, a toothbrush,

55. and a surprising amount of baby powder.

56. What exactly did you think we were going to be doing tonight, Marco?

57. What? You never know.

58. Yo, taxi, over here!

59. Where are you boys headed?

60. Logan Square, please.

61. We don't have money per se,

62. but we could pay you in delicious meat sticks.

63. - Hmm. - Listen.

64. It is incredibly important

65. that we get to this comic-book shop on time.

66. It's life or death.

67. Well, tonight's your lucky night. Hop in.

68. Mmm, hey, kinda smells like Gino's in here.

69. Marco, you think everything smells like pizza.

70. Oh, we just missed our turn.

71. Um...

72. You boys ever scuba dive?

73. Uh, no, sir.

74. A pair like you could find a lot of

75. treasure out in that ocean.

76. You mean the lake? Like Lake Michigan?

77. Many a ship's gone down there.

78. That wind's a fickle mother.

79. Are we gonna die, Jimmy?

80. Because I am not wearing the right underwear for that.

81. Hard to starboard!

82. No one's dying tonight. Alright?

83. Uh, excuse me. Y-Yes. Hello.

84. Hi. I think you're going the wrong way.

85. I've got a shortcut.

86. It'll save us all from the wrath of the sea.

87. Oh, yeah.

88. Uh, Jimmy, I don't think this is a cab.

89. I think it's just a car that's yellow.

90. Okay, yep. Maybe we aregoing to die tonight.

91. Ooh, ooh, that's Humboldt Park.

92. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Could you let us out here?

93. But it's not safe.

94. Ye could drown.

95. Arrr. - Ah, okay, okay.

96. Think, think, think.

97. No, mortal.

98. Huh?

99. For I am Theseus,

100. son of Poseidon, master of water.

101. I travel amongst you today to test your fidelity.

102. Now let us out,

103. or be washed away by my father's power!

104. You'll droooown!

105. How did you know all that Greek stuff, Jimmy?

106. Wait. Are you the son of a sea god?

107. Nah. But it was an asterisk in Lady Labyrinth number 87.

108. Ah, comics. Is there any problem they can't solve?

109. Okay, it's almost 11:30.

110. If we cut straight through the park,

111. I think we can make it.

112. Trent: I paused when agitated.

113. I used restraint.

114. Connected to something bigger than myself. Did you hear that?

115. And I had it. I had it under control.

116. But then... Then he sat in my seat

117. and... and... and I just couldn't take

118. all the nerd germs!

119. Is that Trent?

120. Ah!

121. Ah! Who's there? Huh?

122. McDweeb! Ah, control your anger, Trent.

123. What are you doing here, Titweiler?

124. This is Bullies Anonymous.

125. When you punch down, you punch beneath yourself.

126. If you tell anyone,

127. you'll be tasting shorts for a year!

128. Oh, really working the steps, I see.

129. Trent, come on.

130. No, it's not worth it.

131. But I really want to pound them!

132. No, Trent, just... just say the words with us. God...

133. All: Grant me the serenity to accept the nerds I cannot beat.

134. To beat the nerds I cannot accept

135. and the wisdom to always know the difference.

136. Ah, I know the difference, alright?

137. Time for you nerds to work step two...

138. Admit that I am a higher power.

139. Oh!

140. Oh, darn it!

141. Now I can't make amends!

142. Baby powder. Who woulda thunk?

143. You see, it's not just for chafing.

144. 11:56, Marco.

145. Oh, oh, I see it, Jimmy!

146. I see it!

147. Look, the line's not long.

148. We're going to get in.

149. Jimmy.

150. Yeah, bud?

151. This is the best night of my life.

152. Jimmy: Oh, man. Number 100 is ours.

153. Marco: It is everything I imagined it would be.

154. Driver: Land ho!

155. Wait. What do you know?

156. It ischeese.