1. One day, we'll, uh...Copy !req
2. We'll wake up,
and brush our teeth, and go to work.Copy !req
3. And at some point,
we'll suddenly realize...Copy !req
4. that we haven't thought about it at all.
None of it.Copy !req
5. And that's when we'll know.Copy !req
6. We'll know we can forget.Copy !req
7. Don Eladio.Copy !req
8. Don Juan.Copy !req
9. Gustavo.Copy !req
10. Don Hector.Copy !req
11. - Sit.
- Thank you.Copy !req
12. Gustavo,Copy !req
13. Don Hector has made
a very serious accusation.Copy !req
14. These are Don Hector's words.Copy !req
15. Dictated to Leonel and Marco,
letter by letter.Copy !req
16. "The assault
on my nephew's hacienda failed.Copy !req
17. Lalo fought the assassins and won.Copy !req
18. The day after the attack, Lalo called me.Copy !req
19. I heard the truth from his own lips.Copy !req
20. It was Fring who sent the mercenaries,
not the Peruvians.Copy !req
21. We kept Lalo's survival a secret.Copy !req
22. My nephew was about to take
his revenge on the traitor, face-to-face.Copy !req
23. Instead, he disappeared.Copy !req
24. It is the Chicken Man's doing.Copy !req
25. Don Eladio, look into Fring's eyes.Copy !req
26. There you will see the truth.
The Chicken Man hates you.Copy !req
27. He is our enemy. He plots against us.Copy !req
28. I demand blood for blood."Copy !req
29. Well, Gustavo?Copy !req
30. I have no response.Copy !req
31. Gustavo, you must speak.Copy !req
32. Have you no defense?Copy !req
33. With all due respect,
I don't believe this merits a response.Copy !req
34. Did you witness
these phone calls from Lalo?Copy !req
35. I was told you saw Lalo's body.Copy !req
36. - Yes.
- It was burned.Copy !req
37. Didn't the Federales check the teeth?Copy !req
38. Yes, Don Eladio. My brother tells me
the dental records matched.Copy !req
39. And that rat Varga.Copy !req
40. What did he say before he died?Copy !req
41. He said he was in the pay
of the Peruvians, Los Odios.Copy !req
42. We know he took their money,
we found bank statements.Copy !req
43. Well.Copy !req
44. It's late, Don Hector.Copy !req
45. Since you've come a long way,
tonight, you sleep in my bed.Copy !req
46. No, I insist!Copy !req
47. No arguing.Copy !req
48. I'm giving you my room.Copy !req
49. Very comfortable.Copy !req
50. And who knows? Maybe a couple
of the girls will come to visit!Copy !req
51. Please.Copy !req
52. Good night, Hector.Copy !req
53. Sleep well.Copy !req
54. I'd invite you to stay as well,
Gustavo, but...Copy !req
55. I don't want my breakfast ruined
by all the...Copy !req
56. Ay-yay-yay.Copy !req
57. The peace must be kept.Copy !req
58. What do you suggest?Copy !req
59. I wouldn't presume.Copy !req
60. The South Valley
will stay Salamanca territory.Copy !req
61. And the rest of the North,
that'll be for you to manage.Copy !req
62. Working under Bolsa.Copy !req
63. Thank you, Don Eladio.Copy !req
64. Thank you.
Your trust means everything, Don Eladio.Copy !req
65. Bueno.Copy !req
66. Gustavo.Copy !req
67. When I looked into your eyes...Copy !req
68. Hate.Copy !req
69. A little bit's okay.Copy !req
70. As long as you never forget who's boss.Copy !req
71. The doc left these for you
in the event that you made it back alive.Copy !req
72. - Tell me about the lawyers.
- Spent a full afternoon with the cops.Copy !req
73. Played it as they were told,
maybe a bit better.Copy !req
74. The APD consensus is he walked
into the ocean and killed himself.Copy !req
75. Without a body, they can't close the file.Copy !req
76. But for all practical purposes, it's over.Copy !req
77. When can construction resume?Copy !req
78. We need to find a new engineer
and a crew to do the work.Copy !req
79. That could take some time.Copy !req
80. Start today.Copy !req
81. Mr. Fring. Welcome back.Copy !req
82. Thank you, Brett.Copy !req
83. What can I get you?Copy !req
84. Wine, to start.Copy !req
85. Yes, sir.Copy !req
86. - A glass of the Dressler & Vaughn, please.
- Right away.Copy !req
87. Mr. Fring.Copy !req
88. It's so good to see you.
It's been a while.Copy !req
89. Yes. Too long.Copy !req
90. - What are you drinking?
- The Dressler & Vaughn.Copy !req
91. How is it?Copy !req
92. Enough said. Brett...Copy !req
93. Can you get that bottle from before?Copy !req
94. Now, normally,
we would never have this open.Copy !req
95. But a couple hours ago,
I smelled cigar smoke, and I look up,Copy !req
96. and this Cadillac Cowboy is rolling in,
puffing on a Montecristo,Copy !req
97. and, I mean, we're talking the full deal.Copy !req
98. Stetson and ostrich-skin boots,
belt buckle the size of Utah.Copy !req
99. On his arm, there's a young womanCopy !req
100. who somehow poured herself into
the tightest dress that I've ever seen.Copy !req
101. Anyway, he clearly wants
to impress his date.Copy !req
102. So he orders this.Copy !req
103. Takes one sip and sends it back.Copy !req
104. For a rum and Coke.
Diet Coke. What can I say?Copy !req
105. But his loss is definitely your gain.Copy !req
106. - Remarkable.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
107. I thought you'd like it. It is from
the birthplace of Syrah, Côte-Rôtie.Copy !req
108. This one is René Rostaing, La Landonne.Copy !req
109. So I'm in college.
I make it to Europe, my first time.Copy !req
110. And I got a little enthusiastic
with my Eurail pass.Copy !req
111. Long story short...Copy !req
112. I get lost. And I mean, really lost.Copy !req
113. It is the middle of the night,
pitch black.Copy !req
114. I'm standing on this cobblestone street
with my backpack,Copy !req
115. and there's no one around.
I have absolutely no idea where I am.Copy !req
116. Finally,
I get to this stand of cedar trees.Copy !req
117. I just go ahead
and roll out the sleeping bag.Copy !req
118. And the next morning, I wake up and...Copy !req
119. I'm in paradise, Ampuis.Copy !req
120. It's this perfect little village
in the southeast.Copy !req
121. It's surrounded by vineyards,
everything's green and...Copy !req
122. They call it the ancient gateway
to the Rhône Valley.Copy !req
123. They've been making wine there
since Roman times.Copy !req
124. - Am I talking too much?
- No, not at all.Copy !req
125. The vineyards are so steep.Copy !req
126. They can't get tractors up there,
so they use horses, still, to this day.Copy !req
127. Do you get that, um...?Copy !req
128. That meaty...? Its almost bloody flavor?Copy !req
129. The soil is all iron oxide and manganese.Copy !req
130. You can taste it in the glass, right?Copy !req
131. I have a confession to make.Copy !req
132. About a year ago, you mentioned
a rare vintage from this same region.Copy !req
133. - The 1978.
- Yes, exactly.Copy !req
134. And I must say,
you paint a compelling picture.Copy !req
135. I went home that night,
and I bought a bottle.Copy !req
136. - A 1978 Côte-Rôtie?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
137. - Mr. Fring...
- Gustavo.Copy !req
138. Gustavo.Copy !req
139. I'm saving it for a special occasion.Copy !req
140. I would love to hear about it
when you have that occasion.Copy !req
141. There's something I have to show you.Copy !req
142. The owner bought a bottle of Guigal.Copy !req
143. - I can't open it.
- Of course.Copy !req
144. But the bottle itself is...Copy !req
145. You'll appreciate this.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
146. Brett.Copy !req
147. Would you let David know
that I've been called away?Copy !req
148. Of course, Mr. Fring. Have a good evening.Copy !req
149. Thank you.Copy !req
150. for Keith McDonald,
but it looks like Snusz will come in.Copy !req
151. Chris Snusz will be the pinch runner.Copy !req
152. He'll also more than likely
come in to catch,Copy !req
153. since Nashville carries three catchers.Copy !req
154. Snusz at first base.Copy !req
155. And here is Luke Allen,
left-handed batter.Copy !req
156. Throw over to first, Snusz back.Copy !req
157. So, Chris Snusz will be the pinch runner
for Keith McDonald on that blooper...Copy !req
158. Yes?Copy !req
159. Mr. Varga, you don't know me.Copy !req
160. But I'd like to talk about your son.Copy !req
161. My son?Copy !req
162. What happened?Copy !req
163. Maybe we could talk face-to-face.Copy !req
164. I'm outside.Copy !req
165. Who are you?Copy !req
166. It's not important.Copy !req
167. I saw you here before.Copy !req
168. Chrysler Fifth Avenue.Copy !req
169. What about my son?Copy !req
170. I'm sorry. He won't be found.Copy !req
171. It was over fast. No pain.Copy !req
172. You were there?Copy !req
173. I was there.Copy !req
174. Your son made some mistakes.
He fell in with bad people.Copy !req
175. But he was never like them, not really.Copy !req
176. He had a good heart.Copy !req
177. One more thing.Copy !req
178. You won't have to worry
about the Salamancas.Copy !req
179. Their day is coming.Copy !req
180. There will be justice.Copy !req
181. Justice?Copy !req
182. I'm sorry, my Spanish... Justice.Copy !req
183. What you talk about is not justice.Copy !req
184. What you talk of is revenge.Copy !req
185. It never ends.Copy !req
186. My boy is gone.Copy !req
187. You gangsters and your "justice."Copy !req
188. You're all the same.Copy !req
189. I think they got a new trash can.Copy !req
190. We'll just put in an appearance.Copy !req
191. Twenty minutes tops.Copy !req
192. We can get through 20 minutes of anything.Copy !req
193. There's Francis.Copy !req
194. Hey, Kim...Copy !req
195. Hey, guys.Copy !req
196. Nobody could relate to a client
quite like he could.Copy !req
197. And it wasn't an act,
he genuinely cared.Copy !req
198. I never saw it coming.Copy !req
199. Addiction is a disease.
He was a good lawyer, and a hell of a guy.Copy !req
200. What else is there to say?Copy !req
201. It still doesn't seem real.Copy !req
202. I mean, I...Copy !req
203. expect to see him
charging down those stairsCopy !req
204. with a big grin on his face.Copy !req
205. You know...Copy !req
206. this is probably the last time
any of us will be in this building.Copy !req
207. Why is that?Copy !req
208. HHM is downsizing.Copy !req
209. Seriously?Copy !req
210. Yep. They're gonna take
half a floor downtown.Copy !req
211. And they're changing their name.Copy !req
212. Changing their name to what?Copy !req
213. Brookner Partners? Something like that.Copy !req
214. End of an era.Copy !req
215. Yeah.Copy !req
216. Have you spoken to Cheryl?Copy !req
217. Um, not yet.Copy !req
218. To not even have a body
to put in the ground...Copy !req
219. I heard she took a leave
from her practice.Copy !req
220. Maybe we should go over there
and pay our respects.Copy !req
221. Yeah.Copy !req
222. Rich, good to see you.
I wish it was under better circumstances.Copy !req
223. Me too, Kim. Take care.Copy !req
224. Jimmy. Uh...Copy !req
225. Saul.Copy !req
226. Bye, Rich.Copy !req
227. Cliff.Copy !req
228. Kim, Jimmy.Copy !req
229. Kim, hi.Copy !req
230. Hi, Cheryl, um...Copy !req
231. I'm Jimmy McGill.Copy !req
232. You may not remember me.
I'm Chuck McGill's brother.Copy !req
233. Of course.Copy !req
234. Very sorry for your loss.Copy !req
235. Cheryl, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
236. I can't even imagine
what you must be going through.Copy !req
237. If Jimmy and I
can do anything for you or your family,Copy !req
238. please, just say the word.Copy !req
239. There is something, actually.Copy !req
240. You two were the last ones
to see him, weren't you?Copy !req
241. Um...Copy !req
242. I guess so.
That's what the police said.Copy !req
243. Howard told me
that you were harassing him.Copy !req
244. Playing elaborate pranks of some sort.Copy !req
245. That you wouldn't leave him alone.Copy !req
246. I know he thought that.Copy !req
247. He told me as well.Copy !req
248. Um...Copy !req
249. I think he honestly believed it.Copy !req
250. You're denying it.Copy !req
251. You know what?Copy !req
252. I didn't leave here
under the best, uh, terms.Copy !req
253. The past few years, I could've, uh,
been more considerate to HowardCopy !req
254. instead of yitzing him every chance I got.Copy !req
255. I guess, uh...Copy !req
256. there was a certain amount
of jealousy on my partCopy !req
257. because Howard had the, uh,
respect of my brother.Copy !req
258. Which I never did.Copy !req
259. Tell me what you told the police.Copy !req
260. Okay. Um... well, I mean, it was 11 p.m.,Copy !req
261. Howard started pounding on our door.Copy !req
262. He was very upset.Copy !req
263. He's going on about something
he thought was my fault. Uh...Copy !req
264. Guess it had to do
with the Sandpiper case,Copy !req
265. but I couldn't make
head or tail out of it.Copy !req
266. We tried to calm him down.Copy !req
267. But he just wouldn't. Um...Copy !req
268. Finally he left. That's it.Copy !req
269. I'm not oblivious.Copy !req
270. I know people are saying he was on drugs.Copy !req
271. Is that what you're trying to tell me?Copy !req
272. It just...Copy !req
273. He just didn't seem like himself.Copy !req
274. Are you hearing all of this?Copy !req
275. - Because none of it makes sense to me.
- Cheryl, maybe we should...Copy !req
276. I don't care what people are saying.Copy !req
277. I don't care what the police think.Copy !req
278. Howard was not on drugs.
That simply is not true.Copy !req
279. There's something more to this.Copy !req
280. I don't know if it's my place...Copy !req
281. but...Copy !req
282. - I... I...
- Please, just spit it out.Copy !req
283. It was about a year and a half ago.Copy !req
284. I was still an associate here,
working late on a brief.Copy !req
285. And I saw a light on in Howard's office.Copy !req
286. I assumed the cleaning crew
left it on by mistake.Copy !req
287. And I was sure the office was empty,
so I didn't knock.Copy !req
288. And?Copy !req
289. And Howard was there at his desk.Copy !req
290. Head down.Copy !req
291. And he was snorting something.Copy !req
292. I looked at him. He looked at me.Copy !req
293. I didn't know what to do,
so I just walked out.Copy !req
294. The next morning when we saw each other,
neither of us said anything about it.Copy !req
295. I never told anyone.Copy !req
296. But now I wish I had.Copy !req
297. In all the years that you worked with him,Copy !req
298. have you witnessed anything like this?Copy !req
299. Even a hint.Copy !req
300. Cliff?Copy !req
301. I...Copy !req
302. Cheryl, this really
isn't the time or the place.Copy !req
303. Cheryl...Copy !req
304. you were his wife.Copy !req
305. You saw him every day.
You knew him better than anyone.Copy !req
306. Maybe I misunderstood what I saw.Copy !req
307. You would've known.Copy !req
308. Please, excuse me.Copy !req
309. Her sister's here somewhere,
I'm gonna go find her.Copy !req
310. I know that was tough, um...Copy !req
311. but it's over.Copy !req
312. Really over.Copy !req
313. Let the healing begin.Copy !req
314. All rise. Court is now in session.Copy !req
315. The Honorable Judge Dearden presiding.Copy !req
316. Good afternoon.Copy !req
317. We are here to discuss a motion
to exclude evidenceCopy !req
318. in State of New Mexico v. Yarborough.Copy !req
319. Your Honor, if I may?Copy !req
320. I submitted an additional motion.
I'm assuming you have not seen it yet.Copy !req
321. Did we get that?Copy !req
322. It just came in, judge.Copy !req
323. I apologize.
It was a last-minute addition.Copy !req
324. Last-minute is right.Copy !req
325. Do I understand this correctly?Copy !req
326. You're requesting
to withdraw from this case?Copy !req
327. Yes, Your Honor.Copy !req
328. My client is fully informedCopy !req
329. and I've already been in touch
with another attorney, Paige Novick.Copy !req
330. She's highly qualified
and familiar with the case.Copy !req
331. She's prepared to step in,
if you'll allow it.Copy !req
332. Ms. Wexler, Mr. Orenstein,
approach the bench.Copy !req
333. Ms. Wexler,
we are here today at your insistence,Copy !req
334. to consider your motion
to exclude evidence,Copy !req
335. and this is the moment
you choose to withdraw?Copy !req
336. It was unavoidable.Copy !req
337. May I ask why?Copy !req
338. Personal reasons, Your Honor.Copy !req
339. Personal reasons.Copy !req
340. Are we talking about a health issue?
Something to do with a loved one?Copy !req
341. No.Copy !req
342. Would you rather
discuss this privately in chambers?Copy !req
343. Thank you for the consideration, but no.Copy !req
344. Would you care
to supply any detail at all?Copy !req
345. Your Honor, I'd prefer not to.Copy !req
346. Mr. Orenstein, is the state prepared
to discuss Ms. Wexler's motion?Copy !req
347. We are, Your Honor. Absolutely.Copy !req
348. You know what, Ms. Wexler?Copy !req
349. Mr. Orenstein is here. I'm here.Copy !req
350. We all showed up for your party
and now you're taking away the punch bowl?Copy !req
351. I'm inclined to have you argue your motionCopy !req
352. and then
I'll consider late-arriving petitions.Copy !req
353. I'm sorry for wasting the court's time,
Your Honor,Copy !req
354. but it's impossible for me
to continue with this hearing.Copy !req
355. And why is that, Ms. Wexler?Copy !req
356. Because I'm no longer an attorney.Copy !req
357. I'm sorry? What?Copy !req
358. I gave notice to the bar two hours ago.Copy !req
359. You did what? Why? Why?Copy !req
360. All right, all right.
I know why. But, Kim, you can't...Copy !req
361. - Jimmy, I...
- Shh!Copy !req
362. Just let me say my piece, okay?
Just... Let's take a breath here.Copy !req
363. Kim, after everything that happened...Copy !req
364. I mean, Jesus.Copy !req
365. I get it.Copy !req
366. You wanna climb out of your own skin.Copy !req
367. That's natural.Copy !req
368. But, Kim,
you don't just throw everything away.Copy !req
369. This is your life. You're a lawyer.Copy !req
370. What about your clients? Huh?Copy !req
371. What about, uh,
that poor guy, Mr. Yarborough?Copy !req
372. What about the kid in foster care?
Huh?Copy !req
373. You give them everything you've got.Copy !req
374. Who are they gonna find
who's half as good as you? No one.Copy !req
375. They need you.Copy !req
376. - It's already done.
- O h!Copy !req
377. Okay. What's done can be undone.Copy !req
378. All I'm saying is let's take a week or two
to think it over.Copy !req
379. For now, we're gonna take some time off.Copy !req
380. God knows we need it.
We're gonna find a new place.Copy !req
381. We're gonna leave here... We're never,
ever gonna come back here again.Copy !req
382. Okay, we're gonna put it behind us.Copy !req
383. Things will look brighter. I guarantee it.Copy !req
384. But first, we have to fix this.Copy !req
385. So we're gonna go back to the hotel room,
and you're gonna write letters.Copy !req
386. You're gonna write letters to the bar
and to your clients.Copy !req
387. You dictate, I will type.
We're gonna roll this thing back.Copy !req
388. I'll order a pizza,
we'll pull an all-nighter.Copy !req
389. Because we're in this together.Copy !req
390. Okay?Copy !req
391. So I'm gonna go get your printerCopy !req
392. and then
we're gonna get the hell out of here.Copy !req
393. Jimmy. Just...Copy !req
394. Jimmy.Copy !req
395. You asked if you were bad for me.Copy !req
396. That's not it.Copy !req
397. We are bad for each other.Copy !req
398. Kim...Copy !req
399. Don't do this.Copy !req
400. Kim, please.Copy !req
401. Jimmy.Copy !req
402. I have had the time of my life with you.Copy !req
403. But we're bad for everyone around us.Copy !req
404. Other people suffer because of us.Copy !req
405. Apart, we're okay,Copy !req
406. but together...Copy !req
407. we're poison.Copy !req
408. No, no.Copy !req
409. Just tell me what I need to do to change.Copy !req
410. Okay?
Just tell me what it is and I'll do it.Copy !req
411. Jimmy.Copy !req
412. No, Kim. You make me happy.Copy !req
413. We make each other happy.Copy !req
414. How can that be bad?Copy !req
415. Hey...Copy !req
416. I love you.Copy !req
417. I love you too.Copy !req
418. But so what?Copy !req
419. No. No.Copy !req
420. No, Kim, you're wrong.Copy !req
421. This is about Howard.Copy !req
422. What happened to him wasn't on us.Copy !req
423. It wasn't your fault, it wasn't my fault.Copy !req
424. It was that fucking Lalo Salamanca.Copy !req
425. That psychopath came back from the deadCopy !req
426. and he walked through that door,
he did this.Copy !req
427. Not us. Him.Copy !req
428. I knew.Copy !req
429. You knew what?Copy !req
430. I knew he was alive.Copy !req
431. No, you didn't.Copy !req
432. It was about a month ago,Copy !req
433. I saw that car following me again.Copy !req
434. It turned out that Mike Ehrmantraut
had guys watching both of us,Copy !req
435. watching for Lalo.Copy !req
436. Mike told you that Lalo was alive.Copy !req
437. And you didn't tell me?Copy !req
438. I thought it was a one-in-a-million chance
that he'd come for us.Copy !req
439. I thought he would be caught, if he did.
And I told myself I was protecting you.Copy !req
440. But that's not the truth.Copy !req
441. The real reason I didn't tell you
was because I knew what you'd do.Copy !req
442. What would I do?Copy !req
443. You'd blame yourself.Copy !req
444. You'd fear for me.Copy !req
445. You'd want us to run and hide
until you were sure I was safe.Copy !req
446. You would pull the plug on the scam,
and then...Copy !req
447. And then, uh...Copy !req
448. we'd break up.Copy !req
449. And I didn't want that.Copy !req
450. Because I was having too much fun.Copy !req
451. Rise and shine, time to go.Copy !req
452. Hit me.Copy !req
453. I'm hearing your report
didn't use the magic words, doc.Copy !req
454. "Soft tissue damage."Copy !req
455. Doesn't matter what the X-rays show.Copy !req
456. Tissue damage gets my client paid.Copy !req
457. Hey, hey, you're not listening.Copy !req
458. My client isn't just suing your company,
he's coming after you, personally.Copy !req
459. Listen, you have a choice, okay?Copy !req
460. You can pay up nowCopy !req
461. or, uh, bleed to death in court,Copy !req
462. so I say be smart and write that check.Copy !req
463. You have till EOD.Copy !req
464. I'm so sorry, I'm getting another call.Copy !req
465. Got it. What else you got?Copy !req
466. Oh, that's my Xanax guy.Copy !req
467. Uh, tell him yes and today.Copy !req
468. Another public masturbator? Which one?Copy !req
469. A new guy? Huh. Everyone must be doing it.Copy !req
470. What do you mean he hasn't paid?
I saw him give you the card.Copy !req
471. A fake? That sneaky little jackass.Copy !req
472. Tell him he'll be spending
St. Patrick's Day in Los LunasCopy !req
473. unless he comes up with the cash ASAP.Copy !req
474. Wait, shut up. I got a good one.Copy !req
475. Did you see a bus went off I-40
up near Gates?Copy !req
476. Eighteen people injured.Copy !req
477. Uh, don't we know a kid,Copy !req
478. an intern at the hospital up there,
had a bunch of DUIs... What was his name?Copy !req
479. Breakfast bar, go ahead take one.Copy !req
480. I'm not talking to you.Copy !req
481. Uh, Ramirez. Ramirez. Yes.Copy !req
482. Call that kid. Tell him I want the names
and numbers of all the victims.Copy !req
483. I smell class action.Copy !req
484. And then get the kid with the camera.Copy !req
485. Send him up there.Copy !req
486. And then call the newspaper,
and say that Saul Goodman is outragedCopy !req
487. at the "Fiery Fiasco on the 40."Copy !req
488. That's what we're gonna call it.Copy !req
489. - Move it to court day.
- ... the S&P 500, and...Copy !req
490. I'm not going down there
twice in one week.Copy !req
491. That's their problem.Copy !req
492. Send a messenger with, uh, Beanie BabiesCopy !req
493. and an Edible Arrangement
with extra dipped pineapple.Copy !req
494. It's... Shut up.Copy !req
495. Auto insurance
won't pay for your fender bender?Copy !req
496. Ripped off by your brother-in-law?Copy !req
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