Better Call Saul 6x4

Directed by Rhea Seehorn

David Ury as Spooge • Julia Minesci as Wendy • Eileen Fogarty as Mrs. Nguyen • Victor Rivers as Psychologist • Jordyn Aurora Aquino as Hannah • Patrick Fabian as Howard Hamlin

Gus takes extreme measures. Jimmy and Kim enlist a local pro to put on a show.

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1. Oh, no.

2. Really?

3. I thought it'd be just the trim.

4. Of all the colors, why would you pick that?

5. Use adobe red if you want red.

6. What do you even call that?

7. Fire-engine red?

8. Tomato red.

9. Their poor neighbors.

10. - Mm. - Mm.

11. What an eyesore.

12. There's no way the Homeowners' Association approved that color.

13. Barb's gonna have a cow.

14. Whoo.

15. Maybe I could put a bug in her ear.

16. What can Barb do?

17. That place isn't even in Mountain View.

18. It's Enchantment Hills over there.

19. Enchantment Hills starts at Pinon Lane.

20. Remember when the Westlakes planted those quaking aspens?

21. That whole mess?

22. I thought the Westlakes proved their lot was in Enchantment Hills.

23. They paid for a land survey.

24. Really?

25. Where'd you hear that?

26. Robbie Davis, maybe.

27. I'll double-check the map after I shower.

28. Want some?

29. Nah. I'm good.

30. Is that iced tea?

31. Would you like some?

32. Love some. Thank you, ma'am.

33. How's it going?

34. Eh.

35. Status quo.

36. You know, humming along.

37. We did land a pretty big client last week, though.

38. Insurance outfit in Santa Fe.

39. They cover most of the high-end real estate up there.

40. Great.

41. But, Howard, I'm not a shareholder.

42. I'm just getting warmed up.

43. Although I still think you would make one hell of a litigator.

44. Appreciate that, but I'll pass.

45. At home, things are more or less the same.

46. It's not any worse.

47. I guess I should be grateful for that.

48. It's like we're...

49. deadlocked.

50. Cheryl still won't talk about anything important.

51. - You tried what we discussed? - Yes.

52. Yes, I did, but...

53. I did have a dream.

54. So I look over the old man's ticket, and it's clearly an international flight,

55. so we search for his gate number,

56. but all the signs are in a language I can't read.

57. Kim.

58. Any traffic?

59. Nope. Straight shot down 25.

60. This is us.

61. Thanks for meeting me.

62. I imagine you're swamped when you're in town.

63. Today's not too bad.

64. In fact, I have a meeting at your old stomping ground with Schweikart.

65. Oh. Tell Rich I said hi.

66. Of course.

67. How's Jimmy?

68. He's great. Thanks for asking.

69. How about Alice?

70. She's doing well.

71. She's taken up baking, and, uh, no complaints here.

72. - Well, lucky you. - Don't I know it.

73. I hear this place makes a killer latte.

74. Yeah. They give Java Joe's a run for their money, if you ask me.

75. Hey, hey, hey.

76. Come on.

77. Had a customer.

78. Okay, okay, but it's time to go.

79. Come on, we gotta get moving.

80. What are you doing?

81. No, no, no.

82. Come on. We gotta move. We gotta move.

83. Getting a root beer.

84. No, no. We have a schedule, remember? We discussed it.

85. I put two quarters in.

86. I will buy you an entire case when we're done.

87. Here we go. Right in.

88. All the way.

89. Everything okay?

90. Sure.

91. Do we need to go over it again?

92. Nah.

93. Well, just remember, keep your feet out of the way.

94. I'm gonna have to leave in a hurry.

95. What?

96. I really like your hair.

97. It's not...

98. Thank you.

99. Thanks.

100. What if there was a different way?

101. What if there was an independent team of lawyers,

102. maybe four or five of them,

103. who were dedicated to taking on the difficult cases?

104. I'm not saying a few lawyers can solve a massive, systemic problem.

105. But they could make it better.

106. And why come to me with this?

107. Well, if I wanted to shine you on,

108. I'd tell you it's because you're known for your social conscience.

109. But the truth is it's because of your connections in state government.

110. - You can make things happen. - Fair enough.

111. Kim, the firm has a service committee.

112. I should tell you to go to them and get in line with all the other worthy causes.

113. But you're putting your money where your mouth is.

114. I'm sure you've heard something about my son's drug problem.

115. Gregory's struggle gave me a more,

116. let's say, personal view of the legal system.

117. Kim, I think you've got something here.

118. You can't skimp on the support staff.

119. They're the beating heart of the operation.

120. I know that's true in our office...

121. No, no, no!

122. Jesus...

123. You son of a bitch.

124. You twisted, deadbeat piece of shit!

125. Wasn't that Howard?

126. Goddamn it! You owe me!

127. Ma'am, are you okay?

128. - You owe me! - Ma'am.

129. - I mean... - Nobody does that to me.

130. I don't know. It happened so fast.

131. Damn it, he owes me. What a rip-off.

132. Damn you!

133. No, no.

134. They moved the cone?

135. What kind of asshole moves a cone?

136. Oh, crap.

137. Hey, listen, um...

138. Be careful, okay?

139. Okay.

140. - What? - Five-0.

141. That kills business for the rest of the day.

142. Always hassling me.

143. - Undercover cops? - Yep.

144. Listen, if you ever have any legal problems, give me a call.

145. Anytime, no charge.

146. Thanks.

147. So I pull the Jag into the loading zone

148. and I start scrapping with this hunk of metal.

149. Oh, my God.

150. It was in deep, like, down-a-well deep.

151. So I just wrestle it, like I'm a freaking bear, and I...

152. jam it in the dirt in front of the Jag, boom.

153. Barely made it out of there by the skin of my teeth.

154. Who moves cones?

155. Who does that?

156. Narcissists.

157. Huh. You're damn right.

158. - You think Cliff really bought it, huh? - One hundred percent.

159. You should've seen his face.

160. It landed, trust me.

161. God, it was beautiful.

162. - Oh, and that is not all. - Spill.

163. So I'm doing the stall, I'm telling Cliff what I'm doing, what I wanna be doing.

164. All I'm thinking about is, I gotta stretch this out until you get there.

165. But then, I don't know, I kind of got caught up in it.

166. And then...

167. Cliff went for it.

168. I mean, like, really went for it.

169. What does that mean? Like, money?

170. I don't think he'll write a check himself.

171. But he knows people, and I think he'll deliver.

172. You're kidding.

173. - I know. How great is that? - This is unbelievable.

174. Are we on a roll, or are we on a roll?

175. Jeez.

176. You ever feel like you're being followed?

177. When I dropped Wendy off at the motel,

178. she thought she was being watched by some undercover cops.

179. But then when I drove away, that same car was behind me.

180. Right after I spotted them, they disappeared.

181. Well, you know what they say, "The wicked flee when no man pursueth."

182. You think we're wicked?

183. No. What? It's just a turn of phrase.

184. I think you're wicked hot.

185. All right.

186. Listen to the voice of experience, okay? You know why you're feeling like this?

187. Because we got away with it.

188. It seems too good to be true.

189. But, trust me, nobody is following you.

190. No one knows what we're doing except for us, okay?

191. Okay.

192. I get it. Under the circumstances,

193. I wouldn't want to be anywhere near a police station if I were you either.

194. I'll tell you what, the mahogany in my conference room's getting buffed out,

195. so I'm using my satellite office at Juan Tabo and Skyline.

196. I'm letting a nail salon use the lobby, so my office is in the back.

197. Meet me there at 3.

198. Great, thanks. How's it hanging, Steve-O?

199. Shoes. Belt. Jacket.

200. Sorry, what?

201. Shoes. Belt. Jacket.

202. Seriously?

203. Since when?

204. - It's procedure, sir. - "Sir"?

205. - Why did I hit the jackpot? - Never can tell.

206. Hey, how are you doing on this beautiful day?

207. Did you, uh, catch that cookie bouquet that I sent for Carlos' birthday?

208. I put a few extra white chocolate macadamias in there just for you.

209. What do you need?

210. Me? Nothing. Nothing.

211. But I have a friend who could use a preliminary hearing rescheduled.

212. Gonzalez v. New Mexico.

213. My friend is looking for, uh, Friday around 9 a.m.

214. You know, before the judge's fourth cup of coffee.

215. Because, uh, caffeine jitters, they're brutal on the defense.

216. What friend?

217. Uh, I don't believe you two have met.

218. - What is this? - A hearing change request form.

219. Hey, come on. It's me.

220. Look, Mommy. I just graduated.

221. I can't use a pen.

222. I have no opposable thumbs.

223. Hey, Hannah Banana.

224. Hey, yourself.

225. Come on, Bill. That's no way to treat a lady.

226. You gotta make love to it, Bill. Be gentle. That's the way to do it.

227. Think Barry White, think seduction.

228. Voila.

229. What the hell is going on?

230. How come everyone's treating me like I'm covered in oozing pus sores?

231. I liked you better when you were just a regular bottom-feeder.

232. - But this... - "This"?

233. What is "this"?

234. I understand advocating for your client.

235. Deep in my heart, I get it.

236. But you scammed the court, you scammed the judge.

237. And for what?

238. To get a murdering cartel psychopath back out on the street?

239. It's just...

240. wrong.

241. That's a lot of big talk, Bill. Prove it.

242. Prove it, Bill!

243. There's proving...

244. and then there's knowing.

245. Abe...

246. You don't want to go back to county, do you?

247. Nuh-uh.

248. Okay, so...

249. - The meetings? - I'll go.

250. Great.

251. Then I'll see you Tuesday, 9 a.m. sharp.

252. You want this?

253. I do.

254. Take your time.

255. All right, I'll be right back.

256. Enjoy.

257. Yeah, you can sit anywhere you want. It's fine.

258. Abe, would you mind watching my stuff?

259. - Hey. - Hello.

260. Nice day.

261. Are you following me?

262. I'm sorry?

263. Are you following me?

264. What are you, APD?

265. Know what?

266. I think you're following me, and if you're not gonna identify yourselves,

267. then I'm calling in your plates, because I feel threatened.

268. Sorry if we've disturbed you.

269. You have a nice day, ma'am.

270. Saul Goodman, speedy justice for you.

271. Uh, no, there is no charge for the initial consultation.

272. Today? Yeah. Um...

273. I have an opening around 3:30.

274. Oh, I'm working out of my satellite office.

275. It's at Juan Tabo and Skyline,

276. I'm letting a nail salon use the lobby, so office is in back.

277. Great. Uh, your name?

278. Dante.

279. See you then.

280. Saul Goodman, speedy justice for you.

281. Yeah, I... Yeah, I do have an opening today...

282. Oh, hold on, I'm getting another call.

283. Saul Goodman, speedy justice for you.

284. Um, hold, please.

285. My apologies.

286. I have a bit of a rush here today.

287. You get these people out. Right now.

288. - What, these guys? Are they bothering you? - Not them. Inside.

289. Who's here to see Saul Goodman?

290. You're him? You're Saul?

291. Yeah.

292. Then you're the guy, right?

293. What guy's that?

294. Salamanca's guy.

295. Yeah.

296. That's me.

297. Everybody who has an appointment already...

298. You know what? Um...

299. A Mr. Spooge...

300. It's just "Spooge."

301. Just Spooge. Duly noted. All right.

302. Um, Gael Morengo.

303. Okay, uh, let's see.

304. Is there a Dante?

305. Mm-hm. And Rocco Kubler.

306. Okay. Everybody else, um, kindly wait outside.

307. All right?

308. Unless you desire spa services while you wait.

309. Uh, that's a separate charge, but it's highly recommended.

310. The best pedicures in Albuquerque, right here.

311. Six...

312. Lucky number seven... Oh, you're with him?

313. And eight...

314. Nice leathers.

315. Okay, together.

316. And... nine.

317. Wow. Um...

318. Thank you all for your patience.

319. And...

320. Justice for all.

321. Cucumber water for paying customers only.

322. Oh, believe me, they're gonna be paying.

323. Spooge.

324. Well, Spooge and friend. Okay.

325. Good. This way.

326. Hi, ma'am.

327. Yeah, hang a left at the washing machine.

328. There you go.

329. I'll see you next week, Rosa. And it was nice meeting you, Pilar.

330. Don't forget to bring as many family members as you can.

331. - We will. Thank you, Ms. Wexler. - Take care.

332. - All done for today? - Yeah. Here you go.

333. Just keep it, Shelby.

334. - Thanks, Kim. See you tomorrow? - You bet.

335. They're gone.

336. I'm sorry?

337. The two men that were following you.

338. They're gone.

339. Do I know you?

340. Would you mind sitting for a moment?

341. And I will answer any questions I can.

342. I have men watching you and your husband.

343. I'm not with the police.

344. And as far as I know, they're not investigating either of you.

345. I do know that you've been up to a few things

346. that you probably would rather keep private.

347. I don't care.

348. That's not what this is about.

349. I'm trying to solve a problem of my own.

350. What problem?

351. Lalo Salamanca.

352. Lalo Salamanca is dead.

353. He...

354. isn't?

355. We're watching anyone he might contact.

356. That includes you and your husband.

357. Most likely, he'll never reach out. He's got bigger fish to fry.

358. But in the thousand-to-one chance that he does...

359. And who do you work for?

360. I said I would answer anything I can.

361. You're the guy from the desert.

362. The one who was out there with Jimmy.

363. Why are you telling me this and not him?

364. Because I think you're made of sterner stuff.

365. All right.

366. Here's what's best for everyone.

367. You spot my guys again, which I'm hoping you won't,

368. let them go about their business.

369. Just pretend they're not there.

370. And pretty soon they won't be.

371. You and your husband, just...

372. go on living your lives.

373. I do know you.

374. You worked in the parking booth at the courthouse.

375. You're the attendant.

376. I was.

377. Markets will continue to be in a state of flux

378. until the Fed tightens interest rates.

379. Some days, we'll feel good about economic recovery.

380. Other days, not so much...

381. Wait a minute. I think I saw that somewhere.

382. - Where? - Here.

383. Nope.

384. How's your edge coming along?

385. I'm still missing two.

386. You found all your edge pieces.

387. I thought I did.

388. Maybe we lost a few.

389. These trees are killing me. They all look exactly the same.

390. There was a green Ford van.

391. He was behind me for almost three blocks.

392. '98 Econoline. We ran the plate.

393. Guy's a freelance plumber. He's legit.

394. The man you placed in my kitchen...

395. Roy.

396. You told me that he had experience as a short-order cook.

397. Two years in McDonald's in college.

398. He's not there just to make french fries. I need guys in close.

399. He's not up to Pollo standards.

400. I'll find a replacement.

401. We're stretched thin.

402. I've got guys working 18-hour days all over town.

403. Two weeks, we haven't had a tickle.

404. And...?

405. All due respect, the rest of the world thinks the guy is dead.

406. Lalo Salamanca is alive.

407. Then where is he?

408. Hey.

409. Hey.

410. How was your day?

411. Uh, what are we doing here?

412. Take a look. What do you think?

413. About what?

414. My new office. Potentially. Come on.

415. Huh.

416. Mrs. Nguyen kicked me to the curb.

417. What? Why?

418. That's a long story.

419. But upshot is she wants me out of there with extreme prejudice.

420. Bad day, huh?

421. No. It was a great day.

422. With actual paying clients.

423. The word is out.

424. People were throwing cash retainers at me just to say Saul Goodman is their lawyer.

425. Because of who you represented.

426. Well, I mean, that's part of it.

427. But, um, the bottom line is I need a new place to do business, pronto.

428. Now, this place is a shithole, but the price is right.

429. And I think I can talk the landlord into a month-to-month.

430. So it's temporary. You know, until I find something better.

431. Hey.

432. What do you think?

433. It's small.

434. It's... dirty.

435. And this whole place smells funny.

436. But the courthouse is five blocks away.

437. You can't get to MDC without driving past.

438. Parking is good. Bail bond row isn't far, and, uh...

439. Taco Cabeza is just around the corner.

440. Might be a diamond in the rough.

441. Just promise me...

442. you won't move the toilet.

443. There it is. All right.

444. Uh...

445. Speaking of Taco Cabeza...

446. I'm starving. Let's do it.