1. Oh, no.Copy !req
2. Really?Copy !req
3. I thought it'd be just the trim.Copy !req
4. Of all the colors,
why would you pick that?Copy !req
5. Use adobe red if you want red.Copy !req
6. What do you even call that?Copy !req
7. Fire-engine red?Copy !req
8. Tomato red.Copy !req
9. Their poor neighbors.Copy !req
10. - Mm.
- Mm.Copy !req
11. What an eyesore.Copy !req
12. There's no way the Homeowners' Association
approved that color.Copy !req
13. Barb's gonna have a cow.Copy !req
14. Whoo.Copy !req
15. Maybe I could put a bug in her ear.Copy !req
16. What can Barb do?Copy !req
17. That place isn't even in Mountain View.Copy !req
18. It's Enchantment Hills over there.Copy !req
19. Enchantment Hills starts at Pinon Lane.Copy !req
20. Remember when the Westlakes
planted those quaking aspens?Copy !req
21. That whole mess?Copy !req
22. I thought the Westlakes
proved their lot was in Enchantment Hills.Copy !req
23. They paid for a land survey.Copy !req
24. Really?Copy !req
25. Where'd you hear that?Copy !req
26. Robbie Davis, maybe.Copy !req
27. I'll double-check the map after I shower.Copy !req
28. Want some?Copy !req
29. Nah. I'm good.Copy !req
30. Is that iced tea?Copy !req
31. Would you like some?Copy !req
32. Love some. Thank you, ma'am.Copy !req
33. How's it going?Copy !req
34. Eh.Copy !req
35. Status quo.Copy !req
36. You know, humming along.Copy !req
37. We did land a pretty big client
last week, though.Copy !req
38. Insurance outfit in Santa Fe.Copy !req
39. They cover most
of the high-end real estate up there.Copy !req
40. Great.Copy !req
41. But, Howard, I'm not a shareholder.Copy !req
42. I'm just getting warmed up.Copy !req
43. Although I still think
you would make one hell of a litigator.Copy !req
44. Appreciate that, but I'll pass.Copy !req
45. At home, things are more or less the same.Copy !req
46. It's not any worse.Copy !req
47. I guess I should be grateful for that.Copy !req
48. It's like we're...Copy !req
49. deadlocked.Copy !req
50. Cheryl still won't talk
about anything important.Copy !req
51. - You tried what we discussed?
- Yes.Copy !req
52. Yes, I did, but...Copy !req
53. I did have a dream.Copy !req
54. So I look over the old man's ticket,
and it's clearly an international flight,Copy !req
55. so we search for his gate number,Copy !req
56. but all the signs
are in a language I can't read.Copy !req
57. Kim.Copy !req
58. Any traffic?Copy !req
59. Nope. Straight shot down 25.Copy !req
60. This is us.Copy !req
61. Thanks for meeting me.Copy !req
62. I imagine you're swamped
when you're in town.Copy !req
63. Today's not too bad.Copy !req
64. In fact, I have a meeting at
your old stomping ground with Schweikart.Copy !req
65. Oh. Tell Rich I said hi.Copy !req
66. Of course.Copy !req
67. How's Jimmy?Copy !req
68. He's great. Thanks for asking.Copy !req
69. How about Alice?Copy !req
70. She's doing well.Copy !req
71. She's taken up baking,
and, uh, no complaints here.Copy !req
72. - Well, lucky you.
- Don't I know it.Copy !req
73. I hear this place makes a killer latte.Copy !req
74. Yeah. They give Java Joe's
a run for their money, if you ask me.Copy !req
75. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
76. Come on.Copy !req
77. Had a customer.Copy !req
78. Okay, okay, but it's time to go.Copy !req
79. Come on, we gotta get moving.Copy !req
80. What are you doing?Copy !req
81. No, no, no.Copy !req
82. Come on. We gotta move. We gotta move.Copy !req
83. Getting a root beer.Copy !req
84. No, no. We have a schedule, remember?
We discussed it.Copy !req
85. I put two quarters in.Copy !req
86. I will buy you an entire case
when we're done.Copy !req
87. Here we go. Right in.Copy !req
88. All the way.Copy !req
89. Everything okay?Copy !req
90. Sure.Copy !req
91. Do we need to go over it again?Copy !req
92. Nah.Copy !req
93. Well, just remember,
keep your feet out of the way.Copy !req
94. I'm gonna have to leave in a hurry.Copy !req
95. What?Copy !req
96. I really like your hair.Copy !req
97. It's not...Copy !req
98. Thank you.Copy !req
99. Thanks.Copy !req
100. What if there was a different way?Copy !req
101. What if there was
an independent team of lawyers,Copy !req
102. maybe four or five of them,Copy !req
103. who were dedicated
to taking on the difficult cases?Copy !req
104. I'm not saying a few lawyers
can solve a massive, systemic problem.Copy !req
105. But they could make it better.Copy !req
106. And why come to me with this?Copy !req
107. Well, if I wanted to shine you on,Copy !req
108. I'd tell you it's because
you're known for your social conscience.Copy !req
109. But the truth is it's because
of your connections in state government.Copy !req
110. - You can make things happen.
- Fair enough.Copy !req
111. Kim, the firm has a service committee.Copy !req
112. I should tell you to go to them and get
in line with all the other worthy causes.Copy !req
113. But you're putting your money
where your mouth is.Copy !req
114. I'm sure you've heard something
about my son's drug problem.Copy !req
115. Gregory's struggle gave me a more,Copy !req
116. let's say,
personal view of the legal system.Copy !req
117. Kim, I think you've got something here.Copy !req
118. You can't skimp on the support staff.Copy !req
119. They're the beating heart
of the operation.Copy !req
120. I know that's true in our office...Copy !req
121. No, no, no!Copy !req
122. Jesus...Copy !req
123. You son of a bitch.Copy !req
124. You twisted, deadbeat piece of shit!Copy !req
125. Wasn't that Howard?Copy !req
126. Goddamn it! You owe me!Copy !req
127. Ma'am, are you okay?Copy !req
128. - You owe me!
- Ma'am.Copy !req
129. - I mean...
- Nobody does that to me.Copy !req
130. I don't know. It happened so fast.Copy !req
131. Damn it, he owes me. What a rip-off.Copy !req
132. Damn you!Copy !req
133. No, no.Copy !req
134. They moved the cone?Copy !req
135. What kind of asshole moves a cone?Copy !req
136. Oh, crap.Copy !req
137. Hey, listen, um...Copy !req
138. Be careful, okay?Copy !req
139. Okay.Copy !req
140. - What?
- Five-0.Copy !req
141. That kills business
for the rest of the day.Copy !req
142. Always hassling me.Copy !req
143. - Undercover cops?
- Yep.Copy !req
144. Listen, if you ever have
any legal problems, give me a call.Copy !req
145. Anytime, no charge.Copy !req
146. Thanks.Copy !req
147. So I pull the Jag
into the loading zoneCopy !req
148. and I start scrapping
with this hunk of metal.Copy !req
149. Oh, my God.Copy !req
150. It was in deep, like, down-a-well deep.Copy !req
151. So I just wrestle it,
like I'm a freaking bear, and I...Copy !req
152. jam it in the dirt
in front of the Jag, boom.Copy !req
153. Barely made it out of there
by the skin of my teeth.Copy !req
154. Who moves cones?Copy !req
155. Who does that?Copy !req
156. Narcissists.Copy !req
157. Huh. You're damn right.Copy !req
158. - You think Cliff really bought it, huh?
- One hundred percent.Copy !req
159. You should've seen his face.Copy !req
160. It landed, trust me.Copy !req
161. God, it was beautiful.Copy !req
162. - Oh, and that is not all.
- Spill.Copy !req
163. So I'm doing the stall, I'm telling Cliff
what I'm doing, what I wanna be doing.Copy !req
164. All I'm thinking about is, I gotta
stretch this out until you get there.Copy !req
165. But then, I don't know,
I kind of got caught up in it.Copy !req
166. And then...Copy !req
167. Cliff went for it.Copy !req
168. I mean, like, really went for it.Copy !req
169. What does that mean? Like, money?Copy !req
170. I don't think he'll write a check himself.Copy !req
171. But he knows people,
and I think he'll deliver.Copy !req
172. You're kidding.Copy !req
173. - I know. How great is that?
- This is unbelievable.Copy !req
174. Are we on a roll, or are we on a roll?Copy !req
175. Jeez.Copy !req
176. You ever feel like you're being followed?Copy !req
177. When I dropped Wendy off at the motel,Copy !req
178. she thought she was being watched
by some undercover cops.Copy !req
179. But then when I drove away,
that same car was behind me.Copy !req
180. Right after I spotted them,
they disappeared.Copy !req
181. Well, you know what they say,
"The wicked flee when no man pursueth."Copy !req
182. You think we're wicked?Copy !req
183. No. What?
It's just a turn of phrase.Copy !req
184. I think you're wicked hot.Copy !req
185. All right.Copy !req
186. Listen to the voice of experience, okay?
You know why you're feeling like this?Copy !req
187. Because we got away with it.Copy !req
188. It seems too good to be true.Copy !req
189. But, trust me, nobody is following you.Copy !req
190. No one knows what we're doing
except for us, okay?Copy !req
191. Okay.Copy !req
192. I get it. Under the circumstances,Copy !req
193. I wouldn't want to be anywhere near
a police station if I were you either.Copy !req
194. I'll tell you what, the mahogany in
my conference room's getting buffed out,Copy !req
195. so I'm using my satellite office
at Juan Tabo and Skyline.Copy !req
196. I'm letting a nail salon use the lobby,
so my office is in the back.Copy !req
197. Meet me there at 3.Copy !req
198. Great, thanks. How's it hanging, Steve-O?Copy !req
199. Shoes. Belt. Jacket.Copy !req
200. Sorry, what?Copy !req
201. Shoes. Belt. Jacket.Copy !req
202. Seriously?Copy !req
203. Since when?Copy !req
204. - It's procedure, sir.
- "Sir"?Copy !req
205. - Why did I hit the jackpot?
- Never can tell.Copy !req
206. Hey, how are you doing
on this beautiful day?Copy !req
207. Did you, uh, catch that cookie bouquet
that I sent for Carlos' birthday?Copy !req
208. I put a few extra white chocolate
macadamias in there just for you.Copy !req
209. What do you need?Copy !req
210. Me? Nothing. Nothing.Copy !req
211. But I have a friend who could use
a preliminary hearing rescheduled.Copy !req
212. Gonzalez v. New Mexico.Copy !req
213. My friend is looking for,
uh, Friday around 9 a.m.Copy !req
214. You know, before the judge's
fourth cup of coffee.Copy !req
215. Because, uh, caffeine jitters,
they're brutal on the defense.Copy !req
216. What friend?Copy !req
217. Uh, I don't believe you two have met.Copy !req
218. - What is this?
- A hearing change request form.Copy !req
219. Hey, come on. It's me.Copy !req
220. Look, Mommy. I just graduated.Copy !req
221. I can't use a pen.Copy !req
222. I have no opposable thumbs.Copy !req
223. Hey, Hannah Banana.Copy !req
224. Hey, yourself.Copy !req
225. Come on, Bill.
That's no way to treat a lady.Copy !req
226. You gotta make love to it, Bill.
Be gentle. That's the way to do it.Copy !req
227. Think Barry White, think seduction.Copy !req
228. Voila.Copy !req
229. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
230. How come everyone's treating me
like I'm covered in oozing pus sores?Copy !req
231. I liked you better when
you were just a regular bottom-feeder.Copy !req
232. - But this...
- "This"?Copy !req
233. What is "this"?Copy !req
234. I understand advocating for your client.Copy !req
235. Deep in my heart, I get it.Copy !req
236. But you scammed the court,
you scammed the judge.Copy !req
237. And for what?Copy !req
238. To get a murdering cartel psychopath
back out on the street?Copy !req
239. It's just...Copy !req
240. wrong.Copy !req
241. That's a lot of big talk, Bill. Prove it.Copy !req
242. Prove it, Bill!Copy !req
243. There's proving...Copy !req
244. and then there's knowing.Copy !req
245. Abe...Copy !req
246. You don't want to go back
to county, do you?Copy !req
247. Nuh-uh.Copy !req
248. Okay, so...Copy !req
249. - The meetings?
- I'll go.Copy !req
250. Great.Copy !req
251. Then I'll see you Tuesday, 9 a.m. sharp.Copy !req
252. You want this?Copy !req
253. I do.Copy !req
254. Take your time.Copy !req
255. All right, I'll be right back.Copy !req
256. Enjoy.Copy !req
257. Yeah, you can sit anywhere you want.
It's fine.Copy !req
258. Abe, would you mind watching my stuff?Copy !req
259. - Hey.
- Hello.Copy !req
260. Nice day.Copy !req
261. Are you following me?Copy !req
262. I'm sorry?Copy !req
263. Are you following me?Copy !req
264. What are you, APD?Copy !req
265. Know what?Copy !req
266. I think you're following me, and if
you're not gonna identify yourselves,Copy !req
267. then I'm calling in your plates,
because I feel threatened.Copy !req
268. Sorry if we've disturbed you.Copy !req
269. You have a nice day, ma'am.Copy !req
270. Saul Goodman, speedy justice for you.Copy !req
271. Uh, no, there is no charge
for the initial consultation.Copy !req
272. Today? Yeah. Um...Copy !req
273. I have an opening around 3:30.Copy !req
274. Oh, I'm working out
of my satellite office.Copy !req
275. It's at Juan Tabo and Skyline,Copy !req
276. I'm letting a nail salon use the lobby,
so office is in back.Copy !req
277. Great. Uh, your name?Copy !req
278. Dante.Copy !req
279. See you then.Copy !req
280. Saul Goodman, speedy justice for you.Copy !req
281. Yeah, I...
Yeah, I do have an opening today...Copy !req
282. Oh, hold on, I'm getting another call.Copy !req
283. Saul Goodman, speedy justice for you.Copy !req
284. Um, hold, please.Copy !req
285. My apologies.Copy !req
286. I have a bit of a rush here today.Copy !req
287. You get these people out. Right now.Copy !req
288. - What, these guys? Are they bothering you?
- Not them. Inside.Copy !req
289. Who's here to see Saul Goodman?Copy !req
290. You're him? You're Saul?Copy !req
291. Yeah.Copy !req
292. Then you're the guy, right?Copy !req
293. What guy's that?Copy !req
294. Salamanca's guy.Copy !req
295. Yeah.Copy !req
296. That's me.Copy !req
297. Everybody who has an appointment already...Copy !req
298. You know what? Um...Copy !req
299. A Mr. Spooge...Copy !req
300. It's just "Spooge."Copy !req
301. Just Spooge. Duly noted. All right.Copy !req
302. Um, Gael Morengo.Copy !req
303. Okay, uh, let's see.Copy !req
304. Is there a Dante?Copy !req
305. Mm-hm. And Rocco Kubler.Copy !req
306. Okay. Everybody else,
um, kindly wait outside.Copy !req
307. All right?Copy !req
308. Unless you desire spa services
while you wait.Copy !req
309. Uh, that's a separate charge,
but it's highly recommended.Copy !req
310. The best pedicures in Albuquerque,
right here.Copy !req
311. Six...Copy !req
312. Lucky number seven...
Oh, you're with him?Copy !req
313. And eight...Copy !req
314. Nice leathers.Copy !req
315. Okay, together.Copy !req
316. And... nine.Copy !req
317. Wow. Um...Copy !req
318. Thank you all for your patience.Copy !req
319. And...Copy !req
320. Justice for all.Copy !req
321. Cucumber water for paying customers only.Copy !req
322. Oh, believe me, they're gonna be paying.Copy !req
323. Spooge.Copy !req
324. Well, Spooge and friend. Okay.Copy !req
325. Good. This way.Copy !req
326. Hi, ma'am.Copy !req
327. Yeah, hang a left at the washing machine.Copy !req
328. There you go.Copy !req
329. I'll see you next week, Rosa.
And it was nice meeting you, Pilar.Copy !req
330. Don't forget to bring
as many family members as you can.Copy !req
331. - We will. Thank you, Ms. Wexler.
- Take care.Copy !req
332. - All done for today?
- Yeah. Here you go.Copy !req
333. Just keep it, Shelby.Copy !req
334. - Thanks, Kim. See you tomorrow?
- You bet.Copy !req
335. They're gone.Copy !req
336. I'm sorry?Copy !req
337. The two men that were following you.Copy !req
338. They're gone.Copy !req
339. Do I know you?Copy !req
340. Would you mind sitting for a moment?Copy !req
341. And I will answer any questions I can.Copy !req
342. I have men watching you and your husband.Copy !req
343. I'm not with the police.Copy !req
344. And as far as I know,
they're not investigating either of you.Copy !req
345. I do know that
you've been up to a few thingsCopy !req
346. that you probably
would rather keep private.Copy !req
347. I don't care.Copy !req
348. That's not what this is about.Copy !req
349. I'm trying to solve a problem of my own.Copy !req
350. What problem?Copy !req
351. Lalo Salamanca.Copy !req
352. Lalo Salamanca is dead.Copy !req
353. He...Copy !req
354. isn't?Copy !req
355. We're watching anyone he might contact.Copy !req
356. That includes you and your husband.Copy !req
357. Most likely, he'll never reach out.
He's got bigger fish to fry.Copy !req
358. But in the thousand-to-one chance
that he does...Copy !req
359. And who do you work for?Copy !req
360. I said I would answer anything I can.Copy !req
361. You're the guy from the desert.Copy !req
362. The one who was out there with Jimmy.Copy !req
363. Why are you telling me this and not him?Copy !req
364. Because I think
you're made of sterner stuff.Copy !req
365. All right.Copy !req
366. Here's what's best for everyone.Copy !req
367. You spot my guys again,
which I'm hoping you won't,Copy !req
368. let them go about their business.Copy !req
369. Just pretend they're not there.Copy !req
370. And pretty soon they won't be.Copy !req
371. You and your husband, just...Copy !req
372. go on living your lives.Copy !req
373. I do know you.Copy !req
374. You worked in the parking booth
at the courthouse.Copy !req
375. You're the attendant.Copy !req
376. I was.Copy !req
377. Markets will continue
to be in a state of fluxCopy !req
378. until the Fed tightens interest rates.Copy !req
379. Some days,
we'll feel good about economic recovery.Copy !req
380. Other days, not so much...Copy !req
381. Wait a minute.
I think I saw that somewhere.Copy !req
382. - Where?
- Here.Copy !req
383. Nope.Copy !req
384. How's your edge coming along?Copy !req
385. I'm still missing two.Copy !req
386. You found all your edge pieces.Copy !req
387. I thought I did.Copy !req
388. Maybe we lost a few.Copy !req
389. These trees are killing me.
They all look exactly the same.Copy !req
390. There was a green Ford van.Copy !req
391. He was behind me for almost three blocks.Copy !req
392. '98 Econoline. We ran the plate.Copy !req
393. Guy's a freelance plumber. He's legit.Copy !req
394. The man you placed in my kitchen...Copy !req
395. Roy.Copy !req
396. You told me that
he had experience as a short-order cook.Copy !req
397. Two years in McDonald's in college.Copy !req
398. He's not there just to make french fries.
I need guys in close.Copy !req
399. He's not up to Pollo standards.Copy !req
400. I'll find a replacement.Copy !req
401. We're stretched thin.Copy !req
402. I've got guys working
18-hour days all over town.Copy !req
403. Two weeks, we haven't had a tickle.Copy !req
404. And...?Copy !req
405. All due respect, the rest of the world
thinks the guy is dead.Copy !req
406. Lalo Salamanca is alive.Copy !req
407. Then where is he?Copy !req
408. Hey.Copy !req
409. Hey.Copy !req
410. How was your day?Copy !req
411. Uh, what are we doing here?Copy !req
412. Take a look. What do you think?Copy !req
413. About what?Copy !req
414. My new office. Potentially. Come on.Copy !req
415. Huh.Copy !req
416. Mrs. Nguyen kicked me to the curb.Copy !req
417. What? Why?Copy !req
418. That's a long story.Copy !req
419. But upshot is she wants me out of there
with extreme prejudice.Copy !req
420. Bad day, huh?Copy !req
421. No. It was a great day.Copy !req
422. With actual paying clients.Copy !req
423. The word is out.Copy !req
424. People were throwing cash retainers at me
just to say Saul Goodman is their lawyer.Copy !req
425. Because of who you represented.Copy !req
426. Well, I mean, that's part of it.Copy !req
427. But, um, the bottom line is
I need a new place to do business, pronto.Copy !req
428. Now, this place is a shithole,
but the price is right.Copy !req
429. And I think I can talk the landlord
into a month-to-month.Copy !req
430. So it's temporary.
You know, until I find something better.Copy !req
431. Hey.Copy !req
432. What do you think?Copy !req
433. It's small.Copy !req
434. It's... dirty.Copy !req
435. And this whole place smells funny.Copy !req
436. But the courthouse is five blocks away.Copy !req
437. You can't get to MDC without driving past.Copy !req
438. Parking is good.
Bail bond row isn't far, and, uh...Copy !req
439. Taco Cabeza is just around the corner.Copy !req
440. Might be a diamond in the rough.Copy !req
441. Just promise me...Copy !req
442. you won't move the toilet.Copy !req
443. There it is. All right.Copy !req
444. Uh...Copy !req
445. Speaking of Taco Cabeza...Copy !req
446. I'm starving. Let's do it.Copy !req