1. I think
I'm getting really good at this.Copy !req
2. What do you think the record is?Copy !req
3. It's gotta be a lot,
but what do you think it is?Copy !req
4. - Yeah.
- What do you think the record is?Copy !req
5. - The record...?
- Yeah.Copy !req
6. I don't know.Copy !req
7. Like hundreds.Copy !req
8. Hundreds. At least hundreds.Copy !req
9. Like, I would need more dominoes.Copy !req
10. I'm just getting really good at this.Copy !req
11. You know, you just have to set it up.Copy !req
12. And then you have these,
you just have to set it up.Copy !req
13. And the people come.
They come up and they count them.Copy !req
14. That's how it works.Copy !req
15. But if you knock it over
before they come over here,Copy !req
16. it doesn't count anymore.Copy !req
17. If I just set it up correctly
and the record people come over...Copy !req
18. Nacho's not here.
We haven't heard anything from him.Copy !req
19. We don't know where he is.
He's been gone a long time.Copy !req
20. We haven't heard anything.
We don't know anything.Copy !req
21. - Please. Please. Please.
- Ladies...Copy !req
22. - Please. Please. Please.
- Ladies...Copy !req
23. Pay attention, please.Copy !req
24. I have a message from Nacho.Copy !req
25. He won't be coming back.
He sends his regrets.Copy !req
26. So here's what's going to happen.Copy !req
27. You're going to take what's yours
and you're going to leave.Copy !req
28. You want us to leave?Copy !req
29. Wait, that man, where is he going?Copy !req
30. He's helping you gather your things.Copy !req
31. But...Copy !req
32. But we like it here.Copy !req
33. Well, now you're going
to like it someplace else.Copy !req
34. You're going to take this.Copy !req
35. Get on a bus. Go to your families.Copy !req
36. Don't have a family? You go to a friend.Copy !req
37. You don't have friends? Then make some.Copy !req
38. But I strongly suggestCopy !req
39. you do whatever you can
to get back on your feet.Copy !req
40. But do it far away from here.Copy !req
41. This goes back in my pocket
in five seconds.Copy !req
42. You won't like what happens next.Copy !req
43. You never come back.Copy !req
44. Two-and-a-half deep.Copy !req
45. Two-and-a-half wide.Copy !req
46. Three-and-a-half high.Copy !req
47. Tuthill, dial lock on the left.Copy !req
48. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
49. I was a hard worker.Copy !req
50. I was a company man.Copy !req
51. Twenty years,
and I didn't miss a single day.Copy !req
52. They even gave me a plaque for it.Copy !req
53. It was a gold plaque. Perfect attendance.Copy !req
54. But when they handed it to me...Copy !req
55. I wrenched my back.Copy !req
56. I was in so much pain,
I couldn't do my job.Copy !req
57. Which meant
I couldn't put food on the table.Copy !req
58. I didn't wanna sue.Copy !req
59. But with a family to support,
what choice did I have?Copy !req
60. Wait, who are you supposed to be again?Copy !req
61. Whatever.
The backstory is just a placeholder.Copy !req
62. I'm gonna polish the script once we cast.Copy !req
63. But a personal injury suit?Copy !req
64. Best-case scenario,
that gets them in with an associate.Copy !req
65. Mesothelioma.Copy !req
66. When I took that job
at the shoe factory,Copy !req
67. I had no idea I was risking my life.Copy !req
68. Now I can't stop coughing.Copy !req
69. Right, come on.Copy !req
70. Hey, a mesothelioma class action
built Clifford Main his vacation house.Copy !req
71. He hears "mesothelioma," his eyes pop.Copy !req
72. Sure, but then he takes the case.Copy !req
73. What happens when he asks
for a medical evaluation, right?Copy !req
74. And how does Howard come up?Copy !req
75. Okay, ask me why I'm here.Copy !req
76. What brings you to Davis & Main today?Copy !req
77. - I'm sick. I'm really sick.
- Good.Copy !req
78. And it's not mesothelioma,
but it's not good.Copy !req
79. And I need a lawyer,
and the pickings are slim.Copy !req
80. I already went to HHM.Copy !req
81. I met with
their top guy Howard Hamlin, and, uh...Copy !req
82. Uh...Copy !req
83. I've got a brother-in-law,Copy !req
84. and he's got a pretty nasty coke habit,
very similar energy.Copy !req
85. It just put me off.Copy !req
86. Anyway, I need a lawyer. Blah-blah-blah.Copy !req
87. Okay, but you got a bad feeling
from just one meeting?Copy !req
88. Yeah, with the brother-in-law
with the coke.Copy !req
89. Yeah, but you were only
in the room with him once.Copy !req
90. So it's gotta be someone
with a history with Howard.Copy !req
91. But Cliff has to wanna take the meeting,
but not the case...Copy !req
92. Right.Copy !req
93. - It's gotta be good, but not too good.
- Exactly.Copy !req
94. There's a sweet spot,
you know, like a magnet.Copy !req
95. We pull Cliff in, and then repel him.Copy !req
96. Oh.Copy !req
97. What?Copy !req
98. You're going to hate this.Copy !req
99. Incident report. Autopsy report. Site map.Copy !req
100. It all checks out. Dental records too.Copy !req
101. - This is everything?
- Everything the Federales have.Copy !req
102. How did the fire start?Copy !req
103. It began at the kitchen stove.Copy !req
104. They think, uh, someone was cooking
when it all went down.Copy !req
105. Don Juan, I have had another thought
about how we might keep the peace.Copy !req
106. Wow.Copy !req
107. Okey-dokey.Copy !req
108. We'll just
take these little bits off for you.Copy !req
109. We recycle,
so you can feel good about that.Copy !req
110. Alrighty, that's $246.73 for you.Copy !req
111. But first we need a few little signatures.Copy !req
112. Just here.Copy !req
113. Good. And...Copy !req
114. Be right with...Copy !req
115. Um...Copy !req
116. And one more right here.Copy !req
117. And that's all there is to it.
Here you go.Copy !req
118. They'll cash this
over at the casino for me?Copy !req
119. They sure will.Copy !req
120. Thank you for choosing
Sweet Liberty Tax Services.Copy !req
121. Thank you.Copy !req
122. - Tell your friends.
- I sure will.Copy !req
123. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
124. Hello, Betsy, long time no see.Copy !req
125. Get out.Copy !req
126. I have something very exciting I wanted
to discuss with you and your husband.Copy !req
127. We are not interested.Copy !req
128. I am asking you nicely
to leave our place of business.Copy !req
129. But this you're gonna wanna hear.Copy !req
130. If you don't leave right now,
my husband is going to remove youCopy !req
131. from this establishment.Copy !req
132. Bodily.Copy !req
133. A golden opportunity like thisCopy !req
134. - only comes...
- Craig?Copy !req
135. Mr. Kettleman, may I see you up front?Copy !req
136. Mr. McGill.Copy !req
137. - Heh, hey.
- O h!Copy !req
138. Good to see you.Copy !req
139. It's Goodman now, actually.
Saul Goodman. Long story.Copy !req
140. But, hey, you're looking fit.
I see county didn't do you any harm.Copy !req
141. Yeah. You know, they have
a surprisingly good exercise program.Copy !req
142. - It's aerobics, mostly?
- Craig.Copy !req
143. Honey, maybe we should discuss this
in private.Copy !req
144. Oh.Copy !req
145. Excuse us for a second.
We have a little tax emergency...Copy !req
146. - Craig!
- Yep.Copy !req
147. Okay.Copy !req
148. - Go. Just get...
- Okay, just...Copy !req
149. You've got some nerve coming here
after what you did. Thief!Copy !req
150. Because of you, we lost everything.Copy !req
151. Our kids are in public school.Copy !req
152. So why don't you go crawl back under
whatever slime-covered rock you came fromCopy !req
153. and leave us the heck alone?Copy !req
154. Okay. I sense some anger here.Copy !req
155. But that's perfectly understandable.Copy !req
156. Since you brought it up, I came here todayCopy !req
157. because I was curious
if you two wanted your lives back.Copy !req
158. There's actually a legal term for it.
Exoneration.Copy !req
159. - You know, we actually did look into that.
- Yup.Copy !req
160. - We went to a number of lawyers and...
- Real lawyers.Copy !req
161. Yes. They were all terrific.Copy !req
162. - But they said that it was impossible.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
163. Okay, but those lawyers
don't know what I know.Copy !req
164. - What's that?
- No, Craig, he's got an angle.Copy !req
165. I do have an angle, Craig.
It's an angle called justice.Copy !req
166. - Oh, yeah.
- Just let me put it this way.Copy !req
167. I think that within Craig's case, I found
the grounds for a civil suit. A big one.Copy !req
168. Big.Copy !req
169. Okay, then, let's hear it.Copy !req
170. Let's hold your horses.
Because we've been down this road before.Copy !req
171. And the last time I gave you two advice,
you went straight to the competition.Copy !req
172. So I just need some assurancesCopy !req
173. that all my hard work isn't gonna end up
in the hands ofCopy !req
174. Clifford Main or some other assholeCopy !req
175. at some pretentious Santa Fe
white shoe law firm.Copy !req
176. So before we talk turkey...
Letters of Engagement.Copy !req
177. - Yes.
- You remember these. I made some updates.Copy !req
178. Just closed a few loopholes and whatnot.Copy !req
179. - So...
- We're not signing anything.Copy !req
180. You have to sign
if you wanna know what I know, so...Copy !req
181. We're not signing.Copy !req
182. - Really? You're sure?
- Yep.Copy !req
183. Craig.Copy !req
184. Thanks anyway.Copy !req
185. All right, well, uh...Copy !req
186. Sorry we couldn't work something out.Copy !req
187. I'm sure you are.Copy !req
188. - He has something that can exonerate me.
- No, he doesn't. He's a crook.Copy !req
189. He is a crookity crook.Copy !req
190. Mr. Goodman?Copy !req
191. Best decision you've ever made.Copy !req
192. - Here you go.
- Oh.Copy !req
193. So, what do you know?Copy !req
194. You got one too, Betsy.Copy !req
195. Come on. That's not... Ow.Copy !req
196. All right,
well, we're officially in business.Copy !req
197. I have it on good authority that
Craig here was not given proper counsel.Copy !req
198. - We already knew that.
- But did you ask yourselves why?Copy !req
199. No. Why?Copy !req
200. What if I told you
that in your hour of need,Copy !req
201. the person who was supposed to be
on your side was impaired?Copy !req
202. Impaired?Copy !req
203. He's a person of substance.Copy !req
204. Substance? What kind of...?
This person is...Copy !req
205. The substance in question
being a certain illegal white powder.Copy !req
206. That awful woman with the ponytail
is a cocaine addict?Copy !req
207. No, not Kim Wexler. No.Copy !req
208. Craig's lead attorney, Howard Hamlin.Copy !req
209. Oh.Copy !req
210. But he was so professional.
Energetic. Upbeat...Copy !req
211. "Oh," is right.Copy !req
212. So upbeat is bad?Copy !req
213. In this case, it's textbook malpractice.Copy !req
214. I mean, the magic phrase is
"ineffective assistance of counsel."Copy !req
215. If your guy wasn't nose-deep
in the devil's dandruff,Copy !req
216. well, Craig's case
would've turned out completely different.Copy !req
217. Oh, my God.Copy !req
218. Don't we need some kind of proof?Copy !req
219. All the dirty laundry
comes out in discovery.Copy !req
220. Trips to rehab.Copy !req
221. Secret drug deals.Copy !req
222. All we've gotta do
is get the ball rolling.Copy !req
223. So I say
we get started on your affidavits.Copy !req
224. Yes.Copy !req
225. About that.Copy !req
226. We happen to know a thing or two
about our rights, Mr. McGill.Copy !req
227. And it doesn't matter
what you forced us to sign.Copy !req
228. We don't have to work
with any lawyer we don't want.Copy !req
229. And that means... you're fired.Copy !req
230. I am not fired.Copy !req
231. - Oh, yes, you are.
- No. No.Copy !req
232. He's fired?Copy !req
233. - But, Craig...
- Craig.Copy !req
234. No, you can't fire me.
I found this case. It's mine.Copy !req
235. Hey, you wanna hear about rights?Copy !req
236. The second you say
where you got this information from,Copy !req
237. guess who automatically gets a cut?Copy !req
238. Me! So go ahead!Copy !req
239. Go ahead! See what happens!Copy !req
240. God!Copy !req
241. Hey, do you have a sec?Copy !req
242. Of course. What's up?Copy !req
243. I've got a prospective client
in my office,Copy !req
244. and I wanted to check with you
before I officially turn him away.Copy !req
245. Who is it?Copy !req
246. Remember the old Bernalillo County
treasurer? The one who embezzled...Copy !req
247. - I think it was something like $2 million?
- Kettlebell...Copy !req
248. - Kettleman. Craig Kettleman.
- Yes.Copy !req
249. Now Mr. Kettleman's here with his wife
because they wanna sue his former lawyers.Copy !req
250. They're saying
he didn't have proper counsel.Copy !req
251. Didn't HHM handle that case?Copy !req
252. We didn't get into the details.Copy !req
253. They wanted to talk to someone in charge,Copy !req
254. and I'm just a,
quote, "prepubescent intern."Copy !req
255. What's the basis of their claim?Copy !req
256. Cocaine.Copy !req
257. Howard Hamlin?Copy !req
258. Oh, you don't see it right away.
He is very high-functioning.Copy !req
259. - He's living a life outside his life...
- Yes, he is.Copy !req
260. - ... as they sometimes say.
- Yup.Copy !req
261. And what leads you to believe this?Copy !req
262. Well, we heard...Copy !req
263. - I heard certain things...
- Yup.Copy !req
264. during my incarceration.Copy !req
265. It was pretty much common knowledge
out in the yard.Copy !req
266. - Yup.
- Common knowledge. Out in the yard.Copy !req
267. Those drug people can
spot each other a mile away.Copy !req
268. - They just know.
- Yeah.Copy !req
269. Did you have any evidence to support this?Copy !req
270. - Well, it will all come out in discovery.
- Discovery.Copy !req
271. All his drug purchases,
his drug associates...Copy !req
272. All of that gets on the record
during discovery.Copy !req
273. - Discovery.
- Yup.Copy !req
274. - Okay.
- But you're the expert here.Copy !req
275. We are prepared
to give our affidavits anytime.Copy !req
276. Today would
even be perfectly convenient for us.Copy !req
277. - Yes, we are ready when you are.
- Yes.Copy !req
278. Well, I want to thank you
for taking the time to come see us.Copy !req
279. Unfortunately, I don't think
we're gonna be able to help.Copy !req
280. Our firm is partnering with HHM
on another case,Copy !req
281. so this would be
a clear conflict of interest.Copy !req
282. Partnering with them?Copy !req
283. Well, surely that will change
now that you know the facts.Copy !req
284. Can I give you some advice?Copy !req
285. You're gonna have a difficult time
pursuing thisCopy !req
286. no matter who your lawyer is.Copy !req
287. Overturning a conviction in a case
like Craig's is extremely difficult.Copy !req
288. Even if these allegations were true...Copy !req
289. And I gotta tell you, it doesn't sound
like the Howard Hamlin I know.Copy !req
290. it is unlikely that you will succeed.Copy !req
291. - So you won't represent Craig?
- I'm afraid not.Copy !req
292. Well, then,
we will take our business elsewhere.Copy !req
293. - Sorry we couldn't be of help.
- I bet you are.Copy !req
294. Okay.Copy !req
295. - Wow.
- Yeah.Copy !req
296. I know I don't need to remind you
everything we just heard was privileged.Copy !req
297. Of course. And Howard Hamlin? Please.Copy !req
298. I tried to save you the time.Copy !req
299. You did, Erin. Thank you.Copy !req
300. He wishes to make amends.Copy !req
301. At least hear him out.Copy !req
302. Don Hector.Copy !req
303. It is no secret that I did not
see eye to eye with your nephew.Copy !req
304. And while the friction
between your family and myselfCopy !req
305. did not start with him,Copy !req
306. today I am reminded
that we are all Eladio's men.Copy !req
307. No matter our disagreements,Copy !req
308. a strike against one
is a strike against all.Copy !req
309. I hope you will accept my condolencesCopy !req
310. and my support
as you navigate this terrible loss.Copy !req
311. Gustavo speaks the truth.Copy !req
312. In this matter, he and I both stand
shoulder to shoulderCopy !req
313. behind the Salamanca family.Copy !req
314. We are still looking for the traitor,
Ignacio Varga.Copy !req
315. We will find him.Copy !req
316. And then your family will have justice.Copy !req
317. We'll be in touch.Copy !req
318. What did you learn?Copy !req
319. Lalo Salamanca lives.Copy !req
320. Motel Ocotillo. How may I help you?Copy !req
321. Wrong number.Copy !req
322. Come on.Copy !req
323. Come on, come on, come on...Copy !req
324. Don't.Copy !req
325. Get up and turn around.Copy !req
326. Slide your gun over.Copy !req
327. Who are you working for?Copy !req
328. You don't know.Copy !req
329. No.Copy !req
330. Who is paying you to watch me?Copy !req
331. A voice on the phone.Copy !req
332. They pay me. I do the work.Copy !req
333. What work?Copy !req
334. Just to watch.Copy !req
335. Police, cartel, whoever.Copy !req
336. Please, I don't even know your name.Copy !req
337. They ask me when you get to your room
and to let them know if you leave.Copy !req
338. That's all.Copy !req
339. - Yeah?
- Something's not right, man.Copy !req
340. - Someone on you?
- No. I don't know. I got a bad feeling.Copy !req
341. I need to get out of here.Copy !req
342. - I wouldn't do that. Just stay put.
- Can't stay put, man.Copy !req
343. I'll find a way across on my own.Copy !req
344. You wanna get through this,
listen to me. Won't be much longer.Copy !req
345. You go out on your own, we can't help...Copy !req
346. Turn around.Copy !req
347. Now.Copy !req
348. You can't pull the trigger, friend.Copy !req
349. Even in this shithole town,Copy !req
350. someone hears a gunshot and it's all over.Copy !req
351. Alive.Copy !req
352. Okay. Look at this.Copy !req
353. I got Judge Papadoumian tomorrow at 11,
and I want her to see stars in her eyes.Copy !req
354. I don't know about stars.
You might blind her.Copy !req
355. All right, no offense.
You don't know her like I do. Stars.Copy !req
356. Saul Goodman, speedy justice for you.Copy !req
357. Hold... Wait. Okay, all right.
Just take a breath and then we can...Copy !req
358. Okay, okay, I can tell you're upset.
Just... I never advised that.Copy !req
359. No. No, I did not,
so let's agree to disagree.Copy !req
360. Okay, I think you're gonna wanna meet
in person before you do anything rash.Copy !req
361. So how about we meet up
and we can hash this out?Copy !req
362. Sure. Tomorrow, first thing, 9 a.m.
I can come to your office. That work?Copy !req
363. Okay. Okay, good.Copy !req
364. I'm surprised it took them this long.Copy !req
365. All right.Copy !req
366. You, uh...
You're gonna use the stick, right?Copy !req
367. The stick.
Yeah, well, it's a big stick, it's huge.Copy !req
368. But I know these people.
They're more carrot types. Especially her.Copy !req
369. Spoonful of sugar, you know?Copy !req
370. I think maybe I'll come too.Copy !req
371. Tomorrow? Really?Copy !req
372. Sure. I have time.Copy !req
373. Okay.Copy !req
374. Anything?Copy !req
375. All quiet.Copy !req
376. Stay sharp.Copy !req
377. Found the truck,
but no sign of Varga.Copy !req
378. Salamancas have all hands looking for him,
including the Federales.Copy !req
379. He's still not picking up his cell,
so no way to get a lock on it.Copy !req
380. As for Lalo, still missing.Copy !req
381. As far as everybody in the cartel
is concerned, top to bottom, Lalo is dead.Copy !req
382. May I offer a thought?Copy !req
383. If Salamanca were coming straight for you,
he'd be here already.Copy !req
384. We've got guys watching anywhere
he might turn up this side of Mexico,Copy !req
385. wiretaps on any phone he might call.Copy !req
386. There is not a whiff of him.Copy !req
387. My guess is he's smart enough to know
it's not in the Salamanca family interestsCopy !req
388. to take you out without
a reason the bosses can get behind.Copy !req
389. So the odds are he's searching for Varga.Copy !req
390. Finds him alive, gets him to talk.Copy !req
391. Varga's alone in foreign territory.
No one he can trust.Copy !req
392. The kid's smart, but he's not gonna last.Copy !req
393. He's gonna get caught.Copy !req
394. Continue.Copy !req
395. The best way to handle this, I take
four of our best guys across the borderCopy !req
396. and track Varga down.Copy !req
397. Let me find him, bring him back
before the Salamancas sweep him up.Copy !req
398. It's our only play.Copy !req
399. Varga's father. Bring him here.Copy !req
400. No. You're not doing that.Copy !req
401. You don't understand.
That's not happening.Copy !req
402. Just say the word.Copy !req
403. Whatever happens next, it's not
gonna go down the way you think it is.Copy !req
404. - It's him.
- Bullshit.Copy !req
405. I've been calling Varga for hours.
He hasn't picked up once.Copy !req
406. He's been trying to get me
since he left Salamanca's.Copy !req
407. Do you want me to answer it?Copy !req
408. Yeah?Copy !req
409. Yeah.Copy !req
410. Not my call.Copy !req
411. That's up to you.Copy !req
412. He wants to talk to you.Copy !req
413. How the mighty have fallen, huh?Copy !req
414. Lady Liberty's a nice touch, though.Copy !req
415. Sure you wanna go in?Copy !req
416. Yeah. Let's do this.Copy !req
417. Hello, folks. Top of the morning.
In the flesh, as promised.Copy !req
418. What is she doing here?Copy !req
419. Anything you wanna say to me,
you can say in front of Ms. Wexler.Copy !req
420. We're married.Copy !req
421. Oh.Copy !req
422. Mazel tov.Copy !req
423. Fine. I'll talk in front of her.
I'll talk in front of anybody.Copy !req
424. - Everyone's gonna hear the truth, anyway.
- And what truth is that?Copy !req
425. There is no case. There never was a case.Copy !req
426. We went to four different lawyers,
real, legitimate lawyers,Copy !req
427. and they all said the same thing.Copy !req
428. There is not a snowball's chance in hell
there was ever moneyCopy !req
429. or anything else for us in this
"insufficiency of counsel" nonsense.Copy !req
430. I didn't get it at first.Copy !req
431. Why would you do this?Copy !req
432. Why send us down this road?Copy !req
433. Then the clouds parted
on your sick little scheme.Copy !req
434. You used us, us and our good name,
to character assassinate Howard Hamlin.Copy !req
435. Somehow, someway,
it benefits you to tear him down.Copy !req
436. Yeah, and we're...Copy !req
437. We're mad.Copy !req
438. Okay, yeah. I'm hearing a lot of
unfounded accusations being tossed around.Copy !req
439. I don't know anything about schemes
or character assassination or whatnot.Copy !req
440. But, ahem, if you're feeling slighted,
we can make it right.Copy !req
441. Money?Copy !req
442. Money's not gonna take care of this.Copy !req
443. Money takes care of everything.Copy !req
444. Isn't that the motto stitched
into the Kettleman family crest?Copy !req
445. We don't want money.Copy !req
446. I am nonplussed.Copy !req
447. I'm guessing you want something.Copy !req
448. Do what you promised.Copy !req
449. - Do what I what?
- Exonerate Craig. Get his good name back.Copy !req
450. All right, well, as you've been advised,Copy !req
451. for a number of reasons,
that's not gonna happen.Copy !req
452. It is gonna happen. It is.Copy !req
453. Just... You're just
gonna have to figure out a way.Copy !req
454. If anyone can do this, it's you.Copy !req
455. I know you don't want us
going to Howard Hamlin.Copy !req
456. Because whatever it is you're up to,
I'm sure he would be interested.Copy !req
457. Okay, let's just go easy on the threats.Copy !req
458. We want our lives back.Copy !req
459. The way they were befo...Copy !req
460. Before.Copy !req
461. We lost everything.Copy !req
462. We didn't deserve any of this.Copy !req
463. Okay. Enough carrot.Copy !req
464. Dial nine to get out.Copy !req
465. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
466. - We didn't give her permission to use it.
- Kim.Copy !req
467. She needed the phone.Copy !req
468. Internal Revenue Service,
Albuquerque.Copy !req
469. Hi, could you put me through to
Justin Stangel in Criminal Investigations?Copy !req
470. One moment, please.Copy !req
471. What are you doing? Excuse me.Copy !req
472. - This is Justin.
- Justin, Kim Wexler. How are you?Copy !req
473. Hey, Kim. Good to hear from you.Copy !req
474. How are Noreen and the boys?Copy !req
475. Oh, hanging in. Noreen always talks
about having you by for dinner sometime.Copy !req
476. We should do that. Tell her to call me.Copy !req
477. Listen, I was wondering
who your CID officer is these days.Copy !req
478. - You have something for us?
- Oh, I just might.Copy !req
479. Tax preparer fraud. A lot of it.Copy !req
480. I'm listening.Copy !req
481. Well, it's this, uh,
rundown little mom-and-pop outfitCopy !req
482. I've had my eye on for a while.Copy !req
483. Don't ask me why.
Clearly, I need to get a life.Copy !req
484. But from what I can glean,Copy !req
485. their clients always end up
with smaller refunds than they deserve.Copy !req
486. Please don't do this.Copy !req
487. Do the clients sign over
third-party authorization?Copy !req
488. Bingo. So, what I'm thinking isCopy !req
489. these creeps file
legit returns with you guys,Copy !req
490. give the clients fake ones
that show about half the proper amount,Copy !req
491. and pocket the difference.Copy !req
492. Classic scam. Well, I know
just the guy to go after these dirtbags.Copy !req
493. Tony Oropallo.
Real bulldog. I'll transfer you over.Copy !req
494. Such a big help, Justin.Copy !req
495. You got it. Talk soon.Copy !req
496. You don't have to do this.Copy !req
497. Don't I?Copy !req
498. Betsy, you'll probably get 24 months,
maybe 18 with good behavior.Copy !req
499. But Craig? You're a two-time loser.Copy !req
500. They'll definitely make
an example out of you.Copy !req
501. Each false return they discover
will be a separate felony.Copy !req
502. What are we talking, a hundred?
Two hundred?Copy !req
503. CID, Anthony Oropallo speaking.Copy !req
504. Please.Copy !req
505. We'll do anything. Just tell us.Copy !req
506. Why would I believe you?Copy !req
507. Huh?Copy !req
508. Please.Copy !req
509. First...Copy !req
510. First you contact
every person you've ripped off.Copy !req
511. Tell them you made an accounting error,Copy !req
512. tell them you're crooks
who had a change of heart, I don't care.Copy !req
513. Give them what they're legally owed.Copy !req
514. Everything you stole.Copy !req
515. And then after that, you're gonna forget
you ever heard the name Howard Hamlin.Copy !req
516. I'm keeping my eye on both of you.Copy !req
517. You think you've lost everything?
You have no idea.Copy !req
518. You gave them the money, didn't you?Copy !req
519. - Wolves and sheep.
- Huh?Copy !req
520. Nothing.Copy !req