1. Guys.Copy !req
2. Come on. Talk to me.Copy !req
3. Crap, you already knew that.Copy !req
4. Jesus, fellas.
There's a better way to do this.Copy !req
5. Hello?Copy !req
6. Why are we going off-road?Copy !req
7. Oh, oh...Copy !req
8. Whatever this is,
can we please not do it in the desert?Copy !req
9. Anywhere but the desert.Copy !req
10. Oh, God. I'm gonna be sick.Copy !req
11. Come on, guys. This...Copy !req
12. We can... We can fix this.Copy !req
13. Whatever the problemo,Copy !req
14. we can fix it with dinero.Copy !req
15. Come on. Please.Copy !req
16. One of you, if you'd talk, habla.Copy !req
17. Come on, before mistakes are made.Copy !req
18. Come on, talk to me, guys, huh?
Please! Come on!Copy !req
19. Just tell me what you want!Copy !req
20. Jeez...Copy !req
21. Oh, no, no, no! No, it wasn't me!Copy !req
22. It was Ignacio! He's the one...Copy !req
23. It's good.Copy !req
24. You can't put seeds and stems in the sink.Copy !req
25. Put what or what?Copy !req
26. Seeds and stems.
You can't put them down the drain.Copy !req
27. Uh, we didn't do that.Copy !req
28. Then what's this?Copy !req
29. Regular sink stuff.Copy !req
30. Listen, if you're gonna do this shit,Copy !req
31. at least flush it down the toilet.
Not the sink.Copy !req
32. What are you, my mom?
We don't have drugs here.Copy !req
33. Uh-huh.Copy !req
34. You don't believe us.Copy !req
35. She doesn't believe us.Copy !req
36. You sleep past noon,
you don't seem to have regular employment,Copy !req
37. plus your whole place
smells like a skunk's butthole.Copy !req
38. Also, your sink
is full of stems and seeds.Copy !req
39. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Look, narca, we're not doing drugs,Copy !req
40. so stop trying to cast, you know...Copy !req
41. aspersions.Copy !req
42. - "Narca"?
- Yeah, "narca."Copy !req
43. Feminine version of "narco."Copy !req
44. Conjugate much?Copy !req
45. I gotta go. Leave the plunger
outside the door when you're done.Copy !req
46. But it's still clogged, dude.Copy !req
47. You do it, dude.Copy !req
48. - Where you going?
- Yo, lady.Copy !req
49. We pay rent.Copy !req
50. You can do it.Copy !req
51. It's a simple up-and-down motion,
like you're used to.Copy !req
52. Okay, okay. Okay.Copy !req
53. - Yeah?
- Oh!Copy !req
54. Good. You're there. Great.Copy !req
55. Great. Unencumbered
by curious eyes and ears, I'm guessing.Copy !req
56. - Wouldn't have picked up otherwise.
- Right.Copy !req
57. Excellent.Copy !req
58. Okay. Well, then...Copy !req
59. Lay it on me.Copy !req
60. First things first.Copy !req
61. No, I believe we agreed after.Copy !req
62. I'm hanging up.Copy !req
63. Okay, okay, then. Jeez, I...Copy !req
64. Okay, if you're facing the phone...Copy !req
65. turn right, 90 degrees, and walk straight.Copy !req
66. You'll see some pieces
of broken concrete in the dirt.Copy !req
67. Just pull back the one
that's kind of shaped like New Jersey.Copy !req
68. New Jersey?Copy !req
69. Alfred Hitchcock in a fez. Whatever.Copy !req
70. Just pull that one back
and you'll see a, um, soda can tab.Copy !req
71. It's got a fishing line tied to it.Copy !req
72. Follow that line,
it'll take you to an old water line,Copy !req
73. and just keep pulling the string
and you'll get what I promised.Copy !req
74. Okay.Copy !req
75. Great. Was it all there?Copy !req
76. I mean,
the rats didn't eat it or anything?Copy !req
77. It's all here.Copy !req
78. Okay. Well, uh...Copy !req
79. tell me. How hot?Copy !req
80. - How hot?
- Yeah.Copy !req
81. Well, I still get followed.Copy !req
82. Not as often as when the shit
first hit the fan, but I still see them.Copy !req
83. My mail gets opened.Copy !req
84. My phone at home clicks whenever I use it.Copy !req
85. So the maestro buying the farm,
it didn't change anything?Copy !req
86. No. If anything, it made it worse.Copy !req
87. Skyler White got her deal,Copy !req
88. so the only ones left
to go after are you and Pinkman,Copy !req
89. and I heard they found his car
down by the border, so...Copy !req
90. adiós, dopehead.Copy !req
91. Oh. So they're still into me.Copy !req
92. Well...Copy !req
93. Hey, what do you know
about the nail salons?Copy !req
94. Nail salons are gone.Copy !req
95. What? Gone? All of them?Copy !req
96. Yup.Copy !req
97. What about the vending machines?Copy !req
98. - Gone.
- Jesus.Copy !req
99. Uh, don't tell me... Laser tag?Copy !req
100. Feds found it all, Saul.Copy !req
101. But how?Copy !req
102. It was shells within shells.Copy !req
103. Damn it.Copy !req
104. Damn it.Copy !req
105. Okay.Copy !req
106. Okay.Copy !req
107. Hey. Oh.Copy !req
108. What if, let's say,
there was an overseas accountCopy !req
109. in Antigua and Barbuda?Copy !req
110. Tigerfish Corporation?Copy !req
111. - What?
- Tigerfish Corporation, 850K?Copy !req
112. I gave it to the feds.Copy !req
113. You did what? Why would you do that?Copy !req
114. Time has expired.Copy !req
115. Goddamn it!Copy !req
116. You put my name on the board
of a fictional corporation.Copy !req
117. I had to. I didn't really have a choice.Copy !req
118. And a heads-up
would have been nice, by the way.Copy !req
119. So...Copy !req
120. It's gone. It's all gone.Copy !req
121. Those sons of bitches took everything.Copy !req
122. Except what you took with you.Copy !req
123. And I'm guessing that wasn't chump change.Copy !req
124. Yeah, well...Copy !req
125. Well...Copy !req
126. Guess that's it.Copy !req
127. Wait, wait, come on.
I just put more quarters in.Copy !req
128. Can't you just, I don't know,Copy !req
129. give me the lowdown?Copy !req
130. - There's nothing else.
- Well, that's not true.Copy !req
131. After all this time,
come on, just fill me in.Copy !req
132. What, um...Copy !req
133. How's Kuby?Copy !req
134. No idea.Copy !req
135. All right, how about Huell?Copy !req
136. Huell?Copy !req
137. I guess back home in New Orleans.Copy !req
138. DEA held him
under false pretenses or something.Copy !req
139. So last I heard, he walked.Copy !req
140. Good.Copy !req
141. Uh, how about Danny?Copy !req
142. Or, uh, Ira?Copy !req
143. I mean, any word on those two guys?Copy !req
144. They have Internet where you are?Copy !req
145. Well, just...Copy !req
146. Come on, give me something.Copy !req
147. There's gotta be some news.Copy !req
148. Remember Bill Oakley?Copy !req
149. He switched sides.Copy !req
150. He came out, huh?Copy !req
151. No, he's not gay.Copy !req
152. He's a defense attorney now.Copy !req
153. Huh.Copy !req
154. Well, I mean...Copy !req
155. What about you? How are you doing?Copy !req
156. I'm just great.Copy !req
157. Prince Rainier proposed.Copy !req
158. The private jet is taking us
to the palace on Thursday.Copy !req
159. Yeah. Okay, well...Copy !req
160. I guess that's it, then.Copy !req
161. I did get one call...Copy !req
162. after everything went down.Copy !req
163. Kim.Copy !req
164. Checking in on me.Copy !req
165. No kidding?Copy !req
166. Mm-hm.Copy !req
167. Your name came up.Copy !req
168. Asked if you were alive.Copy !req
169. She asked about me.Copy !req
170. What did you tell her?Copy !req
171. Nothing.Copy !req
172. But she asked.Copy !req
173. Yup.Copy !req
174. Oh, okay, well...Copy !req
175. I guess...Copy !req
176. this is goodbye.Copy !req
177. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
178. Hi, I need a number in Florida.
Titusville.Copy !req
179. Palm Coast Sprinklers.Copy !req
180. It's on a road, um...Copy !req
181. It's named after a fish. Uh...Copy !req
182. Tarpon Road. Right.Copy !req
183. Can you put me through? I'll...Copy !req
184. Say again how much? Okay.Copy !req
185. Hi.Copy !req
186. I'm looking for...Copy !req
187. Kim Wexler. I believe she works there?Copy !req
188. Another good one.Copy !req
189. Oh, hey, Jeffie.
Look what the cat dragged in.Copy !req
190. Hey... Hey, Gene.Copy !req
191. Your mom was showing me
this computer you bought her.Copy !req
192. Well, he got it for me, and I didn't know
what the hell to do with it.Copy !req
193. Look. Gene showed me.Copy !req
194. You go to the box up here.Copy !req
195. And then you type in "funny cat videos."Copy !req
196. I mean, that's it,
just "funny cat videos."Copy !req
197. These funny cat videos just pop up.Copy !req
198. Look at this one. Look, look.Copy !req
199. Cat eating ice cream. Can you believe it?Copy !req
200. It's like America's Funniest Home Videos,Copy !req
201. - but you get to be the host.
- Wouldn't that be something?Copy !req
202. Hey. Uh, Jeffie, get some glasses
and we can pour the old schnapps, huh?Copy !req
203. Yeah.Copy !req
204. I thought a computer
would be good for her. You know?Copy !req
205. It was on sale.Copy !req
206. Not a...Copy !req
207. big buy at all.Copy !req
208. Well, I think it's great.Copy !req
209. "Treat your mom right," that's what I say.Copy !req
210. Hey, Marion, how about, uh,
we leave you to the cat videos...Copy !req
211. and Jeff and I take our drink to go.Copy !req
212. I mean, is that car running?
I'd love to take a gander.Copy !req
213. Come on.Copy !req
214. Okay.Copy !req
215. I swear, the computer's
the one big thing I bought.Copy !req
216. And it's not even that much.Copy !req
217. It's an old model on discount.Copy !req
218. And nobody said nothing to nobody.
Not me, not Buddy.Copy !req
219. Living our lives like normal,
just like you said.Copy !req
220. Stop talking.Copy !req
221. - But I want...
- Jeff, stop talking.Copy !req
222. I need you to answer some questions.
First up: You have a night shift, right?Copy !req
223. You mean the graveyard shift
at the cab company? Yeah.Copy !req
224. What are the hours?Copy !req
225. They got a 9-to-6, a midnight-to-9. Why?Copy !req
226. Get on the 9-to-6.Copy !req
227. After that, we need to get our hands
on some barbiturates.Copy !req
228. What?Copy !req
229. You're shitting me.Copy !req
230. What are we gonna do with them?Copy !req
231. But you said we're done. You said...Copy !req
232. cross to the other side of the street
if I see you coming.Copy !req
233. So we're back in business?Copy !req
234. Oh, hell yeah.Copy !req
235. Thanks.Copy !req
236. Wow.Copy !req
237. Wow.Copy !req
238. He did that.Copy !req
239. Well...Copy !req
240. that must have been what it would be likeCopy !req
241. if you watched the Hindenburg go down.Copy !req
242. But worse, am I right?Copy !req
243. Yeah, well, with gusto, right?
A bet's a bet.Copy !req
244. With gusto.Copy !req
245. Hey, what do you say we go again,
up the stakes?Copy !req
246. Loser has to sing
with his shirt off this time.Copy !req
247. No, no, no. No more bets. Okay?
Come on, I haven't been right once.Copy !req
248. Oh, what's the matter, little fella?Copy !req
249. You haven't been right once? Not once?Copy !req
250. Hey, can we get more peanuts?Copy !req
251. Come on, Viktor. Don't be a wuss.Copy !req
252. I'm not a wuss.Copy !req
253. That's right. You're not.Copy !req
254. You... You gotta believe
in yourself, little buddy.Copy !req
255. Come on, let's do one more bet.
One more bet, one more bet.Copy !req
256. No. No more.
No more lemon wedges on my nose.Copy !req
257. No more trick coins,
no more toothpick puzzles.Copy !req
258. I'm not good at this.Copy !req
259. Viktor...Copy !req
260. this is an easy one.Copy !req
261. Now, you grab the hundo before I do,
you get to keep it.Copy !req
262. I grab the hundo first,
you buy another round.Copy !req
263. Only rule is, you can't move until I move.Copy !req
264. Yeah, but I'm so much closer to it.Copy !req
265. It's like giving me the money.Copy !req
266. So you wanna take the bet?Copy !req
267. Yeah, I'll take it.Copy !req
268. - Oh!
- Son of a bitch.Copy !req
269. You lose, sucker.Copy !req
270. Another round, good man.Copy !req
271. Once again, courtesy of my little friend.Copy !req
272. All right, all right.Copy !req
273. You're fun.Copy !req
274. You're all right, Viktor.Copy !req
275. I just wish I knew how you did it.Copy !req
276. Well, you see, I'm a man of many talents.Copy !req
277. And you are a man of very few.Copy !req
278. Ha, ha! Kidding.Copy !req
279. Kidding. Maybe.Copy !req
280. Every time... Every time,
she'll never see it coming.Copy !req
281. I need some night air.Copy !req
282. Well...Copy !req
283. Easy.Copy !req
284. Looks like one of our cabs is here.Copy !req
285. Okay.Copy !req
286. - I'll bet you for it.
- No, no. No bets.Copy !req
287. Come on, now. Hear me out. It's simple.Copy !req
288. Don't be such a pussy, baby.Copy !req
289. Look.Copy !req
290. - What?
- Simple as simple can be.Copy !req
291. Balance this book of matches
on the back of your hand for ten seconds.Copy !req
292. That's it, and the cab is yours.
I'll even pay for it.Copy !req
293. Are you just gonna punch me or something?Copy !req
294. No, I promise,
my hands won't touch your bodyCopy !req
295. and I won't blow it off
the back of your hand.Copy !req
296. Really?Copy !req
297. My body will not touch
your body or the matches.Copy !req
298. - Fine. I gotta win one, right?
- Huh?Copy !req
299. All right.Copy !req
300. - That's right, you do.
- Okay.Copy !req
301. Now count with me.Copy !req
302. - Ten, nine, eight...
- Nine, eight...Copy !req
303. Jesus! Jesus!Copy !req
304. Loser.Copy !req
305. I'll see you around next time, pal.Copy !req
306. This was fun.Copy !req
307. Oh, and Viktor?Copy !req
308. You can keep the matches.Copy !req
309. - You called for a ride?
- No, I'm good.Copy !req
310. You okay back there?Copy !req
311. Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
312. Just got a lot of booze and,
uh, nuts in my mouth.Copy !req
313. I got water here, if you want.Copy !req
314. On the house.Copy !req
315. Car 357, what's your status?Copy !req
316. Yeah, Car 357.Copy !req
317. I'm about ten minutes away
from my drop at, uh, 17 Delmar Place.Copy !req
318. 357, head to the airport when you're done.Copy !req
319. Copy that.Copy !req
320. You doing okay, sir?Copy !req
321. Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
322. Hey, you can go.Copy !req
323. I'm not giving you another tip.Copy !req
324. No problem, sir.Copy !req
325. Feel better.Copy !req
326. What the hell is this?Copy !req
327. It's like James Whale's
traveling road show in here.Copy !req
328. Whoever the hell that is.
Crystal Ship definitely travels.Copy !req
329. I'm sorry, you said the what travels?Copy !req
330. Crystal Ship. It's what I call this thing.Copy !req
331. All right. Never mind, just no details.Copy !req
332. I'm paying him to do a job.
Let's just leave it at that.Copy !req
333. No details? Fellas,
that money you put in my pocket,Copy !req
334. that doesn't just extend to this job.Copy !req
335. That will get you
attorney-client privilege on all matters.Copy !req
336. No details.Copy !req
337. Look at the setup.Copy !req
338. What, you two drive around
like Mister Softee,Copy !req
339. scooping out drugs
for all the good boys and girls?Copy !req
340. We don't deal from here.Copy !req
341. I said, no details.Copy !req
342. He's standing in a meth lab.Copy !req
343. It's not like
he ain't gonna put two and two together.Copy !req
344. He's on a need-to-know basis.Copy !req
345. I didn't wanna show my face.
Did he need to know that?Copy !req
346. So you're not just distribution.Copy !req
347. You're the whole freaking package.Copy !req
348. You two actually make the blue stuff.Copy !req
349. Here?Copy !req
350. That's amazing.Copy !req
351. Can you not touch?Copy !req
352. I mean, look at this.Copy !req
353. I had a fish that could have
used this as a vacation home,Copy !req
354. but you're using it
to make the goods, huh?Copy !req
355. Yeah, that's a, uh, round-bottom flask.Copy !req
356. Right? Round-bottom?Copy !req
357. It's a flask for distilling.Copy !req
358. It won't be if you break it.Copy !req
359. Now, please, put it down.Copy !req
360. Okay, so if you cook the blue stuff,Copy !req
361. then that means you're Igor,
and that makes you...Copy !req
362. You're Heisenberg.Copy !req
363. Wow.Copy !req
364. Hey, tell me, how much product
can you churn out with this setup?Copy !req
365. We're done. We're done with the questions.Copy !req
366. We ask the questions.Copy !req
367. You have a job, one job,Copy !req
368. and I still don't understand
how you're gonna pull it off.Copy !req
369. Listen, when I get all my ducks in a row,
I'll give you a PowerPoint at the office,Copy !req
370. but until then,
just bring what we talked about. Okay?Copy !req
371. Don't worry, I'm gonna make it work.Copy !req
372. I'm taking the 80,000
as a starting point for negotiation.Copy !req
373. Take it any way you want.Copy !req
374. That's the price, and,
uh, I'm calling shotgun.Copy !req
375. I will drive.Copy !req
376. Oh, yeah. Sure.Copy !req
377. I'll just stand, I guess.Copy !req
378. Dick.Copy !req
379. At least you won't be rolling aroundCopy !req
380. like the last Christmas ham
in the back of the delivery truck.Copy !req
381. You know, I've got bad knees.Copy !req
382. Think you might have
messed up my rotator cuff.Copy !req
383. You're lucky I'm not charging you
for my chiropractor. She's expensive.Copy !req
384. But she adjusts everything.Copy !req
385. Damn it.Copy !req
386. You gotta give it some gas
when you're backing up.Copy !req
387. I gave it the proper amount of gas.Copy !req
388. - I guess that's why we're moving, then.
- It just was idling too long. It'll start.Copy !req
389. You should've just let me drive, yo.Copy !req
390. Look, nothing would be different
in this moment,Copy !req
391. except you panicking
and flooding the engine.Copy !req
392. Bullshit.Copy !req
393. Fellas, I was enjoying
the Laurel and Hardy vibe,Copy !req
394. but I'm not such a fan of the Bickersons.Copy !req
395. Now, can you get me back to my office?Copy !req
396. I got work to do
if you want me to make some magic.Copy !req
397. We just need to sit a moment, that's all.Copy !req
398. When it idles too long,
the fuel pump overheats.Copy !req
399. And so we just need to let it cool down.Copy !req
400. So...Copy !req
401. who's Lalo?Copy !req
402. Who?Copy !req
403. Lalo. You thought
some dude named Lalo sent us.Copy !req
404. You seemed pretty freaked out.Copy !req
405. Never heard of no Lalo on the street.Copy !req
406. It's nobody.Copy !req
407. Hey, are you gonna
try that again? Because...Copy !req
408. Or are they gonna find us buried
in a sandstorm a thousand years from now?Copy !req
409. Just, please.Copy !req
410. Bravo.Copy !req
411. I second that.Copy !req
412. And let me give you
two free words of advice.Copy !req
413. Jiffy Lube.Copy !req
414. Hold on.Copy !req
415. Where did you read that?
Personal Finance for Dummies?Copy !req
416. I mean, is it wrong?Copy !req
417. Yeah, bigtime.Copy !req
418. Don't put all your eggs
in one basket, genius.Copy !req
419. Yeah, this is mine.Copy !req
420. - How about a water?
- Sure.Copy !req
421. Thanks.Copy !req
422. Wanna know my trick?Copy !req
423. Play your own game, don't get caught up
with what the other guys are buying.Copy !req
424. Like the man says, "You never know who
is swimming nude till the tide goes out."Copy !req
425. I guess, but...Copy !req
426. With this financial stuff,
it feels like the game is rigged.Copy !req
427. The big guys always win.Copy !req
428. Well, I wish I could disagree with you,
Viktor, but I can't.Copy !req
429. There is definitely dishonesty,Copy !req
430. but the majority,
I believe, are straight shooters.Copy !req
431. Now, the folks responsible for, uh...Copy !req
432. Enron, WorldCom, Madoff and his ilk...Copy !req
433. I gotta believe there's a special place
in hell for those people.Copy !req
434. Yeah.Copy !req
435. But in my experience,
that's the exception.Copy !req
436. You can't let a few bad apples
spoil it for the rest of us.Copy !req
437. In fact...Copy !req
438. Sorry.Copy !req
439. Those look exotic.Copy !req
440. I went through that phase.
I took every vitamin there was. Hey.Copy !req
441. Guess how many pills I took
to try to keep the hair on my head.Copy !req
442. Worked like a charm.Copy !req
443. What are those for?Copy !req
444. Cancer.Copy !req
445. Oh.Copy !req
446. Sorry.Copy !req
447. Uh, is it, uh...?Copy !req
448. Is it bad?Copy !req
449. Well, it ain't the good kind.Copy !req
450. Come on, more drinks. This one's on me.Copy !req
451. Get two more here, please.Copy !req
452. Hey, it's none of my business, but, uh...Copy !req
453. should you be drinking?Copy !req
454. You only go around once.Copy !req
455. You got that right.Copy !req
456. You sure you don't wanna
take this one, Vik? I can wait.Copy !req
457. No, it's all you.Copy !req
458. Okay.Copy !req
459. Feed me. What do we got?Copy !req
460. Remember to take your fish oil?Copy !req
461. - B12?
- I did. Did it.Copy !req
462. - L-arginine?
- Got them all. Next.Copy !req
463. You're supposed to file
that appellate brief for Hemple by 4.Copy !req
464. Crap.Copy !req
465. Um, hey, could you put down
the travel magazine and help with that?Copy !req
466. I'm not a paralegal, Saul.Copy !req
467. Anyway, your 12:30 just walked in.Copy !req
468. Aces, send them in.Copy !req
469. Ho! Enter, sunshine.Copy !req
470. Cast some light into my cold, dark world.Copy !req
471. Hello, you're on the clock, right?
So give with the info anytime.Copy !req
472. When you're done.Copy !req
473. I can multitask, please.Copy !req
474. I'm not gonna talk to you
while you're on whatever that is.Copy !req
475. LBJ used to have his underlings give him
reports while he was on the shitter.Copy !req
476. Uh-huh.Copy !req
477. Well, either I'm gonna leave,
or I'm gonna put my foot in your skull.Copy !req
478. Fine.Copy !req
479. You should try one of these.Copy !req
480. You walk like Frankenstein
after he was probed by aliens.Copy !req
481. I could get you one.
It would do wonders for your chi.Copy !req
482. Let's go. Lay it on me.Copy !req
483. All right. First...Copy !req
484. there's your Mrs. Denise Gabler.Copy !req
485. She's cheating, all right.Copy !req
486. Limber.Copy !req
487. Well, at least I know
they didn't spot you.Copy !req
488. No one could stay that aroused
with your mug peeking through the window.Copy !req
489. What else you got?Copy !req
490. Now, next, I followed your bus driver.Copy !req
491. News flash,
he really does have a broken neck.Copy !req
492. Fantastic.Copy !req
493. That makes my life much easier.
Keep it coming.Copy !req
494. Second-story guy out of Indianapolis,
Lasky, did a dime at Menard.Copy !req
495. If you're looking for talent who'll keep
his mouth shut, you can trust him.Copy !req
496. I say he's worth keeping an eye on.Copy !req
497. Second-story guy, second-story guy...Copy !req
498. I got more second-story guys in my book
than pimples at a junior prom.Copy !req
499. What about, uh, that Heisenberg fella?Copy !req
500. High-school chemistry teacher.Copy !req
501. You're shitting me. Really?Copy !req
502. Walter Hartwell White,
chemistry teacher over at J.P. Wynne.Copy !req
503. Working with a former student,
current meth head, one Jesse Pinkman.Copy !req
504. Wow.Copy !req
505. Uh, what else about the teacher?Copy !req
506. He has lung cancer.Copy !req
507. Jesus.Copy !req
508. That's why
he can't quit with the coughing.Copy !req
509. How bad?Copy !req
510. Stage 3A, he's in treatment,Copy !req
511. more tests to come,
but it doesn't look good.Copy !req
512. Listen, even if this guy was gonna live,
I wouldn't go near him.Copy !req
513. He's a complete amateur.Copy !req
514. Well, you see an amateur,Copy !req
515. I see 170 pounds of clay
ready to be molded.Copy !req
516. If the cancer doesn't get him,
it'll be the cops or a bullet to the head.Copy !req
517. Is that your appraisal, or is that
what He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-NamedCopy !req
518. says about him?Copy !req
519. He didn't say anything.
The guy is small potatoes.Copy !req
520. Yeah, okay, I hear you. I just...Copy !req
521. I got a feeling about this.Copy !req
522. This Heisenberg guy has got something.Copy !req
523. It's top-of-the-line product.Copy !req
524. That's the buzz on the street.
I just think with the right management...Copy !req
525. Years ago, I bought a Betamax,
good product, top of the line.Copy !req
526. Experts said it was better than a VHS.Copy !req
527. Turned out to be
a complete waste of time and money.Copy !req
528. Hm?Copy !req
529. Let it go.Copy !req
530. Guy with that mustache probably
doesn't make a lot of good life choices.Copy !req
531. - So, yeah. The second-story guy. Menard?
- Right, right, right.Copy !req
532. All right. Part of a high-end crew,
fencing jewelry up into Canada.Copy !req
533. That Lasky kid caught a bad break.Copy !req
534. Cop was driving by
just as he was ducking in a window.Copy !req
535. He did the time.
No one else on his crew went down.Copy !req
536. Solid.Copy !req
537. Known for their
vast migration patterns through Africa,Copy !req
538. nearly 2 million wildebeests
travel 2000 miles each year,Copy !req
539. making their migration
one of the greatest on earth.Copy !req
540. The herd seeks fresh grass...Copy !req
541. While traveling,
the herd must stay well-fed,Copy !req
542. rested, and free of disease,Copy !req
543. or be left behi...Copy !req
544. Couple more. And shuffle, ladies.Copy !req
545. Just like that.Copy !req
546. Now I step.Copy !req
547. Four times.Copy !req
548. Fabulous.Copy !req
549. Let me see you having fun.Copy !req
550. Yeah?Copy !req
551. Wait. What do you mean?Copy !req
552. He what?Copy !req
553. Tell him to get his ass
back to the garage right now.Copy !req
554. You cutie patootie.Copy !req
555. You think you've seen everything.Copy !req
556. Oh, kitty, I'm sorry...Copy !req
557. Kitty.Copy !req
558. Shut that goddamn dog up
and get back in here.Copy !req
559. Hey, it's okay, Zeke. I know.Copy !req
560. Get in.Copy !req
561. You're kidding me. Absolutely kidding me.Copy !req
562. - I'm sorry, I couldn't...
- You know how much time,Copy !req
563. how much effort
I put into finding the perfect mark?Copy !req
564. I have to weed through all these saps
who have wives and families at home,Copy !req
565. find somebody who's alone,
with money, and...Copy !req
566. So, what? So you can just wimp out?Copy !req
567. The guy has cancer, man.
I found pills in his pocket.Copy !req
568. Okay? The same ones
my dad took for pancreatic cancer.Copy !req
569. So a guy with cancer can't be an asshole?Copy !req
570. Believe me. I speak from experience.Copy !req
571. I can't rip off a guy with cancer.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
572. You know how many of the suckers
we've ripped off had sob stories?Copy !req
573. Every single one of them.Copy !req
574. Besides, it'll be months before
they even realize they've been taken.Copy !req
575. This guy will already be dead,
so get back in your truck,Copy !req
576. go back to the house and finish the job.Copy !req
577. No, man. I can't do that.Copy !req
578. I can't.Copy !req
579. All right. I get it.Copy !req
580. You get over it, okay? Please, believe me.Copy !req
581. Before you know it,
you forget all about it.Copy !req
582. Go.Copy !req
583. Look, we're doing really well, right?
Hear me out, okay?Copy !req
584. We're rolling in cash.Copy !req
585. - We can just let this one go.
- Not your call.Copy !req
586. But I pulled the tape when I left.
The door is locked.Copy !req
587. We couldn't get back in.Copy !req
588. Shut up.Copy !req
589. Jeff, come on, man. Back me up here.Copy !req
590. Huh?Copy !req
591. Oh, well, uh, I don't know.
I mean, I can see both sides kind of.Copy !req
592. Forget it. You're fired.
Just give me the camera and go.Copy !req
593. - Fine.
- Good. Go. We don't need you.Copy !req
594. I know I don't need to tell you this,
but since you're such a goddamn amateur,Copy !req
595. I will anyway.Copy !req
596. Keep your mouth shut.Copy !req
597. If we're gonna do this,
we should leave now.Copy !req
598. We're really gonna go back there?Copy !req
599. What did I just say?Copy !req
600. Jeff, are you in or out?Copy !req
601. What?Copy !req
602. I'm down for this, I am, but, uh...Copy !req
603. But what?Copy !req
604. What time did the guy take the drugs?
We give it to him, what?Copy !req
605. Three hours ago?
I don't even know if he finished it.Copy !req
606. - He might be awake by now.
- Don't worry about it.Copy !req
607. - Yeah, but...
- I said, don't worry about it.Copy !req
608. It'll be fine.Copy !req
609. That's it. Right there.Copy !req
610. Come back and get me in 20 minutes.Copy !req
611. Just roll up slow
like you're picking up a fare.Copy !req
612. It'll be fine.Copy !req
613. Relax.Copy !req