1. Let there be light.Copy !req
2. And then
there was light.Copy !req
3. Geez.Copy !req
4. Will you look
at this...Copy !req
5. That's where
your mom used to work.Copy !req
6. Right back there,
doin' the books.Copy !req
7. Yeah. Whatever.Copy !req
8. Hey, remember when
we used to ditch fourthCopy !req
9. come
in the back door?Copy !req
10. Tell your folks
it was a free period.Copy !req
11. O'Dell's algebra two.Copy !req
12. Mr. o'Dell.Copy !req
13. Man, that guy
was a butthole.Copy !req
14. And your mom, you know, I think
she knew we were skipping,Copy !req
15. but she'd always
stop what she was doingCopy !req
16. and gimme a pack
of little Debbie's.
Ahh.Copy !req
17. Think
all those little Debbie'sCopy !req
18. put them
out of business.Copy !req
19. Hey, how'd you get up there
when you were a kid?Copy !req
20. Couple of milk crates,
you know?Copy !req
21. Ohh.Copy !req
22. All right.Copy !req
23. No. No. No.
Nope.Copy !req
24. Ah.Copy !req
25. Boom.Copy !req
26. Indian head penny.
All right?Copy !req
27. That's worth
about three bucks.Copy !req
28. We Polish it up,
run the coin game...Copy !req
29. Nice.
We get 150 bucks, easy.Copy !req
30. $150?Copy !req
31. We got a $110
for a plain vanilla half dollar.Copy !req
32. This — this is
actually rare.Copy !req
33. I mean,
you can see it.Copy !req
34. $300, easy.
Oh, $300?Copy !req
35. Me likey.
Yeah.Copy !req
36. Now you're
gonna tell meCopy !req
37. what your coin collection
was doin' up there.Copy !req
38. Uh...Copy !req
39. It's a long story.Copy !req
40. Um...
Let's get outta here.Copy !req
41. All right. Now.
Let's hit it.Copy !req
42. No, there might be
another one.Copy !req
43. All right.Copy !req
44. Then give.Copy !req
45. What's the deal
with the coins?Copy !req
46. Well, uh...Copy !req
47. I was what?Copy !req
48. Uh, 12 or so?Copy !req
49. I was working
the register.Copy !req
50. Guy comes in,
buys a box of ivory flakesCopy !req
51. and a sixer
of old style.Copy !req
52. He pays
with a couple bucks and...Copy !req
53. This.Copy !req
54. The second I see it,
I know what it is —Copy !req
55. it's a
George Washington silver.Copy !req
56. I tell my dad,
"pop, this quarter is rare.Copy !req
57. It's worth
four bucks."Copy !req
58. Barely get the words
outta my mouth —Copy !req
59. he hightails it outta here
to give it back.Copy !req
60. He can't find the guy,Copy !req
61. so he tapes it
to the side of the register —Copy !req
62. he's hoping
that this guyCopy !req
63. will come back
so we can return it.Copy !req
64. After about a week,
he starts talking aboutCopy !req
65. givin' it to father mahoney
for the poor box,Copy !req
66. so I make it disappear.Copy !req
67. And after that,
every day after school,Copy !req
68. I'm checking the till.Copy !req
69. You know,
something catches my eye,Copy !req
70. I stick it
in the box,Copy !req
71. put it up there
for good luck.Copy !req
72. So much
for good luck.Copy !req
73. It was a cryin' shame
they lost this place.Copy !req
74. They never shoulda bought itCopy !req
75. in the first place.Copy !req
76. My dad
didn't have it in him.Copy !req
77. Whaddya mean?Copy !req
78. Your folks
worked so hard.Copy !req
79. Yeah,
they worked hard!Copy !req
80. They worked a lotta hours
for a lotta years.Copy !req
81. For nothin'.Copy !req
82. I dunno, Jimmy.
He had a lotta customers.Copy !req
83. Everybody liked him.Copy !req
84. Everybody liked him
'cause he was a soft touch.Copy !req
85. You know?Copy !req
86. Every deadbeat in
the neighborhood owed him money.Copy !req
87. You come in here
with a sob story,Copy !req
88. you leave with a pat on the back
and a gallon of milk.Copy !req
89. He — he coulda
made it work.Copy !req
90. He coulda sold beer
and cigarettesCopy !req
91. to the kids
from Mary-Margaret's,Copy !req
92. but
oh, no, not him.Copy !req
93. He was never
gonna do what he had to do.Copy !req
94. How'd you know
there'd be another?Copy !req
95. Oh.Copy !req
96. Banquet's over.Copy !req
97. Those conventioneers
been talking farm equipmentCopy !req
98. for 10 hours straight —Copy !req
99. now they wanna party.Copy !req
100. Gonna be a big night, my friend.
Whaddya say?Copy !req
101. Time to get moving?
Let's go.Copy !req
102. yeah. Tribal police?Copy !req
103. Yeah, I was out on your property
this afternoonCopy !req
104. and found a dead body.Copy !req
105. Off the old post road.Copy !req
106. Out in the scrub, just past
the oasis motel billboard.Copy !req
107. I was out
with my metal detector,Copy !req
108. looking for arrowheads.Copy !req
109. No, I don't want
to give my name.Copy !req
110. I-I-I was trespassing.Copy !req
111. Look, y-you'd better
send someone out thereCopy !req
112. to find him
before the coyotes do.Copy !req
113. Over here, I've recorded
the location of the incident,Copy !req
114. that is where I was physically
when it began.Copy !req
115. This column
gives a proximate origin...Copy !req
116. Uh, and as you can see,
uh, much of time,Copy !req
117. I couldn't be sure,
so I just wrote "ambient."Copy !req
118. Um, and, of course,
I've recordedCopy !req
119. the, uh, times
and dosages of the medicine.Copy !req
120. This is very impressive,
Charles.Copy !req
121. And look
at the trend!Copy !req
122. Day one, pain of 7 and 8,
even 8.5.Copy !req
123. Day three, nothing higher
than five and a quarter.Copy !req
124. And now...Copy !req
125. It's all 3s and 4s.Copy !req
126. Later in the session,Copy !req
127. I'd like
to give you some exercisesCopy !req
128. and strategies
that might help even more.Copy !req
129. I'm all ears.Copy !req
130. How do you see
your next steps?Copy !req
131. Well, clearly,
with this kind of improvement,Copy !req
132. It won't be long before
I'm back to work full time,Copy !req
133. with no accommodations.Copy !req
134. And then, soon after,
I want to get back into court.Copy !req
135. I haven't argued a case
in almost three years,Copy !req
136. so that's next.Copy !req
137. And I'm gonna get these lights
turned back on.Copy !req
138. I want this house
to be full of music.Copy !req
139. I want to have
a dinner party...Copy !req
140. Oh, hell, no.Copy !req
141. A great,
big celebration.Copy !req
142. I want a hundred people
in here,Copy !req
143. spilling out
onto the lawn...Copy !req
144. I want caterers
and a full bar.Copy !req
145. I want to be surrounded
by friends and colleagues.Copy !req
146. That's stirring.Copy !req
147. Those are
excellent goals.Copy !req
148. Doctor, I wouldn't have believedCopy !req
149. I could come so far
so quickly.Copy !req
150. And I have to give you
the lion's share of the credit.Copy !req
151. Well,
it's remarkable.Copy !req
152. But Rome
wasn't built in a day.Copy !req
153. I know rushing forward
may be tempting,Copy !req
154. but it's important
to give yourself time.Copy !req
155. Mm.Copy !req
156. You've just begun a journey
that could take years.Copy !req
157. Well,
I suppose,Copy !req
158. but, um, surely you'd admit
that every case is different?Copy !req
159. Of course.Copy !req
160. Then perhaps, uh,
my recovery might be speedierCopy !req
161. than your
run-of-the-mill patient.Copy !req
162. Isn't that possible?Copy !req
163. I'm just cautioning you
not to push yourself too hard.Copy !req
164. Mm.
I know.Copy !req
165. Appreciate
every step forward,Copy !req
166. but modulate
your expectations.Copy !req
167. Yes, absolutely.Copy !req
168. Let's talk about
the night you first called me.Copy !req
169. Mm.
You sounded
very distressed.Copy !req
170. I was.Copy !req
171. Using a telephone must have been
difficult for you.Copy !req
172. I had to walk 10 blocks
to a pay phone.Copy !req
173. That was
extremely uncomfortable.Copy !req
174. P-probably almost a 9.Copy !req
175. What made it so important
to talk to me that night?Copy !req
176. I'd had
an incident.Copy !req
177. A very public incident.Copy !req
178. Perhaps the worst experience
of my life.Copy !req
179. It was proven to me,
in public,Copy !req
180. and beyond
the shadow of a doubt,Copy !req
181. that there was a battery —
a fully charged battery —Copy !req
182. almost next to my skin for
the better part of two hours.Copy !req
183. And I felt nothing.Copy !req
184. What does that mean
to you?Copy !req
185. This condition...Copy !req
186. To me,
it's as real as that chair.Copy !req
187. It's as real
as this house.Copy !req
188. It's as real as you.Copy !req
189. But...Copy !req
190. What if it's not?Copy !req
191. What if
it's all in my head?Copy !req
192. And if that's true...Copy !req
193. If it's not real...Copy !req
194. Then what have I done?Copy !req
195. It's all
in the storyboards.Copy !req
196. Get set
for the master shot.Copy !req
197. Okay.Copy !req
198. Lookin' good!Copy !req
199. We about ready?
Just about.Copy !req
200. I gotta hand it
to you.Copy !req
201. I mean,
this is the busiest weekdayCopy !req
202. we've had
in the last six months.Copy !req
203. And are people mentioning
the commercial?Copy !req
204. You know what?Copy !req
205. They are.
Excellent!Copy !req
206. I know.
Oh, here's your partner.Copy !req
207. Hey, get him into make-up,
and we can carve this Turkey.Copy !req
208. Okay. Listen.
L— ex-excuse me.Copy !req
209. Not now.
It's all right.Copy !req
210. Sorry.Copy !req
211. I just got off the phone
with the station.Copy !req
212. You don't even
work for them.Copy !req
213. I never said
I work for the station.Copy !req
214. I —Copy !req
215. Saul Goodman productions,
remember?Copy !req
216. You work with us
so you don't have toCopy !req
217. deal with
the bureaucrats at kwbv.Copy !req
218. We take care
of everything.Copy !req
219. Okay. Remind me,
how much is all this gonna cost?Copy !req
220. Exactly what we talked about
the other day.Copy !req
221. The first one was gratis.
That's my treat.Copy !req
222. Now we're moving on
to the elite package —Copy !req
223. seven commercialsCopy !req
224. for the heavily discounted price
of $6,500.Copy !req
225. Mm. Yeah.Copy !req
226. The station just quoted me
$450 per.Copy !req
227. $450?
That's for
air time only.Copy !req
228. Call the station.Copy !req
229. Ask them
how much they'd chargeCopy !req
230. for production of
seven top-flight TV commercials.Copy !req
231. Okay,
but why do we needCopy !req
232. seven new ones
in the first place?Copy !req
233. Yeah.Copy !req
234. What — what's to stop us
from paying the stationCopy !req
235. to just keep running
the one we have?Copy !req
236. That's not
what we agreed to.Copy !req
237. How about that for starters?Copy !req
238. He did give us
the first one for free.Copy !req
239. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
240. Okay,
how about this —Copy !req
241. how about
we pay you $450Copy !req
242. for the one
that already aired,Copy !req
243. and then
we take it from there?Copy !req
244. Guys, I don't wanna
get technical on ya,Copy !req
245. but that commercial —Copy !req
246. it doesn't actually
belong to you.Copy !req
247. Look, it's the real
and intellectual propertyCopy !req
248. of Saul Goodman productions.Copy !req
249. I don't think so.Copy !req
250. I mean,
it's our faces.Copy !req
251. It's our store.
And it's my commercial.Copy !req
252. And you can't run it
without my permission.
Oh. Okay.Copy !req
253. Okay.
Want to play it
like that?Copy !req
254. Mm-hmm.
Okay, $450 is now
off the table.Copy !req
255. Yeah,
and that crew of yours?
Yeah.Copy !req
256. Just a bunch
of unm students.Copy !req
257. We can get those.
We can get students.Copy !req
258. We can get students.
Yes, we can.Copy !req
259. We can reshoot
the ad...
Yes.Copy !req
260. and then run that.
How about that?
Guys. Guys, come on.Copy !req
261. Now, you wouldn't even
be thinking about a commercialCopy !req
262. if it wasn't for me!Copy !req
263. Okay, we are not
gonna pay you $6,500Copy !req
264. for something
that we can do ourselves.Copy !req
265. You got it?
Seriously?Copy !req
266. Seriously.
Seriously.Copy !req
267. Th—
excuse us.Copy !req
268. Hello, there.
Anything we can help you with?Copy !req
269. What?Copy !req
270. Put that camera back up.
Roll it.Copy !req
271. It's not
gonna do a damn thing.Copy !req
272. Don't give me any lip, okay?
Just roll it.Copy !req
273. Make sure it's pointed
in my direction.Copy !req
274. Now,
if you're gigging a lot...
Are you gigging a lot?Copy !req
275. Uh, guys.
Sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
276. Just want to make sure —
there's no wiggle room here?Copy !req
277. We are
with customers right now.
Yeah.Copy !req
278. Please, all right?
Just go. Thank you.Copy !req
279. Okay, well, best of luck
in all your future endeavors.Copy !req
280. Go. Goodbye.
Go.Copy !req
281. Sorry about that.
Sorry about that.Copy !req
282. Oh!Copy !req
283. Oh, my gosh!
Are you okay?Copy !req
284. It was...Copy !req
285. A drumstick.Copy !req
286. It was laying loose
in the aisle.Copy !req
287. Somebody call
an ambulance!Copy !req
288. No,
you don't need to...Copy !req
289. I don't need...Copy !req
290. Aah!Copy !req
291. Yes,
an ambulance.Copy !req
292. That's a good idea.Copy !req
293. You guys have
liability insurance, right?Copy !req
294. To our
"four corners strategy..."Copy !req
295. Cheers to that.
Cheers.Copy !req
296. Mmm.Copy !req
297. I'm not saying this
to rush you,Copy !req
298. but I have a 2:45 tee time
at four hills —Copy !req
299. so don't let me get,
uh, long-winded.Copy !req
300. Okay.Copy !req
301. I've heard the water gets tricky
on the back nine there.Copy !req
302. You heard right.
I didn't know you played.Copy !req
303. Well,
growing up where I did,Copy !req
304. there was pretty much
nothing else to do.Copy !req
305. We oughta be having this meeting
out on the fairway.Copy !req
306. Well, I think
Kim has a lot to cover.Copy !req
307. Speaking of which...Copy !req
308. Sorry,
but I-I gotta ask.Copy !req
309. I've got a friend,
Billy gatwood.Copy !req
310. He's a driller,Copy !req
311. has a small operation
over near farwell.Copy !req
312. Anyway, the poor bastard's
tangled upCopy !req
313. in some kind of
an interstate wrangleCopy !req
314. between Texas
and new Mexico.Copy !req
315. Now, I can't make
heads or tails of it,Copy !req
316. and neither can he.Copy !req
317. His lawyer
was a local guy,Copy !req
318. completely
over his head.Copy !req
319. So Billy's fired the guy,
but now he doesn't knowCopy !req
320. whether to shit
or wind his watch —Copy !req
321. pardon my French.Copy !req
322. Right this way.Copy !req
323. Anyhow, I told him about
the job you're doing for us,Copy !req
324. and I know
he'd love to talk to you.Copy !req
325. Montana,
I'd suggest big sky.Copy !req
326. It's got all the beauty
of Montana,Copy !req
327. but you don't have to wait
as long in the lift lines.Copy !req
328. Another...
Oh, wow.Copy !req
329. I can't tell you
how flattering that is.Copy !req
330. Remember,
Kim's got her hands fullCopy !req
331. with Utah and Colorado.Copy !req
332. As far as I'm concerned,
she's provenCopy !req
333. she can field whatever
we throw at her and then some.Copy !req
334. Kevin,
your faith in me is —Copy !req
335. it's —
it means a lot.Copy !req
336. But when we first started
working together,Copy !req
337. I promised you mesa verde
would be my sole focus.Copy !req
338. And I meant it.Copy !req
339. Well, sure,
but I gotta take —
Hey there!Copy !req
340. I thought
I saw some familiar faces.Copy !req
341. Howard.
Kim... Sit.Copy !req
342. I insist.Copy !req
343. Kevin...
Howard.Copy !req
344. Paige...
Always wonderful to see you.Copy !req
345. You, too, Howard.
How've you been?Copy !req
346. Fantastic.
Thank you.Copy !req
347. All's well
with the expansion?Copy !req
348. I saw you got
that branch approvedCopy !req
349. on your original timeline,
after all.Copy !req
350. We did.
Thanks to Ms. wexler here.Copy !req
351. Well,
Kim's one of the best.Copy !req
352. You're lucky
to have her.Copy !req
353. She sure is,
and we sure are.Copy !req
354. Seems like
just yesterdayCopy !req
355. she was logging hours
in doc review.Copy !req
356. Always a pleasure
to see one of our protégéesCopy !req
357. spread her wings
and leave the nest.Copy !req
358. Well, I'll get out
of your hair.Copy !req
359. Best of luck
to all of you.Copy !req
360. You, too, Howard.Copy !req
361. I appreciate that we've got you
all to ourselves,Copy !req
362. but I'm thinking Billy
just needs a consultation —
I'm so sorry,Copy !req
363. um, but, uh, would you excuse me
for just a moment?Copy !req
364. Sure.Copy !req
365. I've had the salmon here
and the filet.Copy !req
366. If you like sea scallops,
they're fantastic.Copy !req
367. Kim.
Uh, uh, hello again.
Howard... Sit.Copy !req
368. I insist.
Sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
369. I just needed
to give Howard something.Copy !req
370. Folks,
this is Kim wexler,Copy !req
371. a former member
of our firm.Copy !req
372. Kim, uh, this is the team
from O'Malley industries.Copy !req
373. Oh, of course.
I remember Lauren.Copy !req
374. Good to see you again,
Kim.Copy !req
375. This is Jack sweet,
our new cfo.Copy !req
376. Oh, hello.
Pleasure.Copy !req
377. Nice to see you, too,
Henry, Nick.Copy !req
378. Marie Austin.
Good to meet you.
Nice to meet you.Copy !req
379. Good to see
all of you.Copy !req
380. Have a wonderful lunch,
Howard.Copy !req
381. Mm.Copy !req
382. Sorry to
hold things up.Copy !req
383. Not at all.
Okay.Copy !req
384. Kevin, if you want
to give me Mr. gatwood's number,Copy !req
385. I'd be happy
to speak to him.Copy !req
386. Well,
that's great.Copy !req
387. Once I understand
what's going on,Copy !req
388. I'll put him together
with a firmCopy !req
389. that'll take
very good care of him.Copy !req
390. I leave it
in your capable hands.Copy !req
391. Great.
Okay, Utah.Copy !req
392. The good news is the filing
requirements are very similarCopy !req
393. to what we submitted
for Arizona.
Oh, good.Copy !req
394. Thanks again, Kim. I'll let
Billy know you'll be calling,Copy !req
395. and we'll talk
tee times soon.Copy !req
396. Sounds good.
All right. See you soon, Kim.Copy !req
397. Bye.Copy !req
398. Thank you.Copy !req
399. What the hell
is this?Copy !req
400. I think it's pretty
self-explanatory.Copy !req
401. Look, Howard, you were
very generous when I left hhm,Copy !req
402. but it never
sat right with meCopy !req
403. that you covered
my law-school loans.Copy !req
404. It seemed to sit right
at the time.Copy !req
405. I appreciate the gift,Copy !req
406. but now that
I'm able to afford it,Copy !req
407. I want
to pay you back.Copy !req
408. Oh, you
"appreciate the gift"?Copy !req
409. Yes, I do, Howard. You know
what I'm doing in there?Copy !req
410. Take a guess.Copy !req
411. I'm doing
damage control.Copy !req
412. And I'm doing it
three meals a dayCopy !req
413. for the past two weeks
with every one of our clients.Copy !req
414. I'm busting my ass,
trying to repairCopy !req
415. the reputation
of the firmCopy !req
416. after you and Jimmy
dragged it through the mud.Copy !req
417. I did everything in my power
to defend my client.Copy !req
418. Oh, is that
what you're calling it?Copy !req
419. That's the job,
Howard.Copy !req
420. And by the way, it was all
very convenient for youCopy !req
421. to ignore Chuck's illness
when it suited you.Copy !req
422. So, I take you out of
the mail room, put you
through law school,Copy !req
423. mentor you,
and then when you leaveCopy !req
424. and stab me in the back,
that's my fault?Copy !req
425. I'm not cashing this.Copy !req
426. Kim,
your debt is forgiven.Copy !req
427. But anything else?
That's on you.Copy !req
428. All Jimmy and I did was show
the situation for what it is.Copy !req
429. And if you are hiding that
from your clients?Copy !req
430. Well, Howard,
that's on you.Copy !req
431. Nacho.Copy !req
432. Hey, papa.Copy !req
433. Blue shirt.Copy !req
434. Yellow wall.Copy !req
435. Silver door.Copy !req
436. White sign.Copy !req
437. Red pepper.Copy !req
438. Purple sweater.Copy !req
439. Brown wood.Copy !req
440. Black mat.Copy !req
441. Woman on P.A.: Jason,
can I get you to the frontCopy !req
442. for carryout assistance?Copy !req
443. Jason to the front
for carryout assistance.Copy !req
444. Yellow bananas.Copy !req
445. Green grapes.Copy !req
446. Orange... Oranges.Copy !req
447. Oh, excuse me.Copy !req
448. Um, where would I find
the s-soy milk?Copy !req
449. Uh, over there
and to the left,Copy !req
450. just past
the freezer aisle.Copy !req
451. The white ceiling.Copy !req
452. Green basket.Copy !req
453. Gray floor.Copy !req
454. All set?Copy !req
455. Yeah.Copy !req
456. Courier on the way?Copy !req
457. 20 minutes.
Great.Copy !req
458. They'll need this
back at gatwood oil by eod.Copy !req
459. What's...?Copy !req
460. Hey.Copy !req
461. Hey.Copy !req
462. What's up?Copy !req
463. Oh.
Uh, new guitar.Copy !req
464. Check it out.Copy !req
465. Mm.
That is something.Copy !req
466. I sold
the rest of my ads.Copy !req
467. That must be
a relief.Copy !req
468. Uh-huh.Copy !req
469. They loved
the response they got.Copy !req
470. Were so impressed,
they threw in this baby.Copy !req
471. Signed by the one and only
ritchie blackmore.Copy !req
472. And, uh, lying on the floor
helps you with your fingering?Copy !req
473. Oh, I fell.
What?Copy !req
474. It was
during productions.Copy !req
475. Crazy stuff happens.Copy !req
476. A long story.Copy !req
477. But the big picture —
I'm up one guitar.Copy !req
478. When did this happen?Copy !req
479. Yesterday.Copy !req
480. I saw you yesterday.
You were fine.Copy !req
481. Uh, that was Tuesday.Copy !req
482. You picked up
clean clothes.Copy !req
483. 'Member?Copy !req
484. Did you go
to the doctor?Copy !req
485. Oh, it's — it's not
as bad as it looks.Copy !req
486. I just need
to rest it.Copy !req
487. It'll be fine.Copy !req
488. Look on the desk.Copy !req
489. There's something
for you.Copy !req
490. Yeah, that.Copy !req
491. Open it.Copy !req
492. That's my half.Copy !req
493. It's good
for the next six weeks.Copy !req
494. So at least we can
stop talking about that.Copy !req
495. Jimmy, I wasn't —Copy !req
496. just take it
so we're square, all right?Copy !req
497. Okay.Copy !req
498. Sorry.Copy !req
499. Just...Copy !req
500. My back hurts like hell,
and, uh...Copy !req
501. People suck.Copy !req
502. Jimmy, you...Copy !req
503. You don't have to
push yourself like this.Copy !req
504. You could rest.Copy !req
505. Let your back heal.Copy !req
506. And then
you go to community serviceCopy !req
507. and get it
over with.Copy !req
508. Take some time.Copy !req
509. Plan your next move.Copy !req
510. Meaning...?Copy !req
511. I'm saying...Copy !req
512. I could cover our expenses
for a while.Copy !req
513. Kim, you got the cash
in your hand.
Yeah, I know, but —Copy !req
514. so why are we
talking about this?
All I'm saying isCopy !req
515. I looked at the numbers,
and I can carry us.Copy !req
516. Not forever, but at least until
you're back to 100%.Copy !req
517. I appreciate the thought,
but no.Copy !req
518. I'll do what I have to do
to take care of my half.Copy !req
519. You do what you have to do
to take care of yours.Copy !req
520. End of story.Copy !req
521. Okay.Copy !req
522. I mean,
you believe me, right?Copy !req
523. Yes.Copy !req
524. Feel better,
Jimmy.Copy !req
525. Francesca, is it too late
to get ahold of the courier?Copy !req
526. I can call.
Need to reschedule?Copy !req
527. No, cancel it.Copy !req
528. And get Billy gatwood
on the phone for me.Copy !req
529. Will do.
Thanks.Copy !req
530. I've got Billy gatwood
on the line.Copy !req
531. Great.Copy !req
532. Put him through.Copy !req
533. Mr. gatwood?
Hi. Kim wexler.Copy !req
534. Listen, I've been
reviewing your documents,Copy !req
535. and I thought I might've had to
refer you to a colleague, but...Copy !req
536. I think I may have a solution
to your problem myself.Copy !req
537. Do you think
you have some time this weekCopy !req
538. we could sit down
and talk?Copy !req
539. Chuck.Copy !req
540. Howard.
What a nice surprise.Copy !req
541. I knocked,
but there was no answer.Copy !req
542. Thought you were asleep.Copy !req
543. Figured I'd wait,
in case...Copy !req
544. Are those groceries?
They are.Copy !req
545. I decided
to go for a little walk.Copy !req
546. That's great, Chuck.
Why don't you come on in?Copy !req
547. Uh, thank you.Copy !req
548. To what
do I owe the pleasure?Copy !req
549. Well, I wish it was just
a social call,Copy !req
550. but unfortunately, we do have
an issue we need to discuss.Copy !req
551. What's that?Copy !req
552. It concerns
your malpractice insurance.Copy !req
553. There's...Copy !req
554. Well, we should sit
and talk it through.Copy !req
555. You're good.Copy !req
556. Cool.Copy !req
557. See you, nacho.Copy !req
558. don Hector.Copy !req
559. What?Copy !req
560. This one looks funny.Copy !req
561. Bring it here.Copy !req
562. You see?
Is it fake?Copy !req
563. No, it's fine.Copy !req
564. I'm so sorry,
don Hector.Copy !req
565. Carlos.Copy !req
566. Nacho.Copy !req
567. I'm heavy.Copy !req
568. Took care of that problem
over on fifth.Copy !req
569. That crew
won't bother us no more —Copy !req
570. hey, do me a favor.
Shut up.Copy !req
571. You're good.Copy !req
572. Okay.Copy !req
573. See you next week.Copy !req
574. don Hector,
more Espresso?Copy !req
575. Mcgill.Copy !req
576. Keep it moving.Copy !req
577. Sir. Sir.Copy !req
578. What's up?Copy !req
579. Hey, uh,
it's — it's my kid.Copy !req
580. Her mom just called.Copy !req
581. You're not
supposed to be on the phone.Copy !req
582. I know, I know,
but she's sick.Copy !req
583. She caught pneumonia
at day care.Copy !req
584. She's in
the hospital.Copy !req
585. Please, can I go?
Sure, you can go.Copy !req
586. But you're not
gettin' credit.Copy !req
587. C'mon, can I just go
and come right back?Copy !req
588. I have to get my hours done
this week.Copy !req
589. Judge says so.Copy !req
590. Judge told you,
huh?Copy !req
591. Sounds like
that's on you.Copy !req
592. Hey, buddy,
you wanna get outta here?Copy !req
593. How much
is it worth to you?Copy !req
594. What?Copy !req
595. To ditch this.Copy !req
596. How much?
Leave me alone,
yo.Copy !req
597. Come on.Copy !req
598. You want to get
to your deal or what?Copy !req
599. Man, I was just tryin'
ta see my sick kid.Copy !req
600. You're trying to sell
something you shouldn't haveCopy !req
601. to someone
who shouldn't be buying it.Copy !req
602. Hey.
No judgments, all right?Copy !req
603. Man's
gotta make a living.Copy !req
604. I'm just saying
the way you make yoursCopy !req
605. rhymes with
"mug mealer."Copy !req
606. Yeah.
What are you — a narc?Copy !req
607. I'm the guy
who's gonna get you out of hereCopy !req
608. - and let you keep your hours.
- Yeah?Copy !req
609. Yeah.
How you gonna do that?Copy !req
610. Lemme worry about
the how, okay?Copy !req
611. You just...Copy !req
612. 700 bucks,
and you're gone.Copy !req
613. No, I don't have 700 bucks.Copy !req
614. Hey, you got a couple grand
in your sock.Copy !req
615. 700 bucks.Copy !req
616. And you can
get me outta here?Copy !req
617. Aight.Copy !req
618. You can do it,
you got a deal.Copy !req
619. Okay.Copy !req
620. Just go pick up trash.
Go on.Copy !req
621. The hell's this?Copy !req
622. Resting.
Uh, hurt my back.Copy !req
623. Get up.Copy !req
624. Nope.
My back's killing me.Copy !req
625. Suit yourself.Copy !req
626. You're not
getting your hours.Copy !req
627. I'm pretty sure you're gonna
give me my hours.Copy !req
628. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
629. And how
do you figure that?Copy !req
630. 'Cause if you don't,
I'm gonna sue you.Copy !req
631. Hate to break it to you,
smart guy,Copy !req
632. but you signed
a waiver.Copy !req
633. I signed a waiver
with the city.Copy !req
634. But I'm not suing
the city.Copy !req
635. I'm suing you!
Personally!Copy !req
636. You can't do that.Copy !req
637. Buddy...Copy !req
638. this is the land of the free
and the home of the lawsuit —Copy !req
639. I sure
as shootin' can.Copy !req
640. And you know what?Copy !req
641. I think I'll bring that guy
in with meCopy !req
642. and make it
a class-action thing.Copy !req
643. What's he
got to do with it?Copy !req
644. You knowingly prevented him
from visiting his childCopy !req
645. in the hospital.Copy !req
646. If that isn't
intentional inflictionCopy !req
647. of emotional distress,
what is?Copy !req
648. That's... Crazy.Copy !req
649. Crazy hasn't even started.Copy !req
650. I can also sue youCopy !req
651. for failure to approve
community-service hours —Copy !req
652. that's a direct violation
of your dutiesCopy !req
653. as an agent
of the state of new Mexico.Copy !req
654. I'm only
doin' my job —Copy !req
655. and just for tickles,
maybe I throw inCopy !req
656. failure to treat
and mitigate damagesCopy !req
657. suffered by meCopy !req
658. due to injuries
sustained under your watch.Copy !req
659. Injury?
My back.Copy !req
660. You're full of shit.
The waiver clearly states —Copy !req
661. Now, that waiver'sCopy !req
662. gonna make Swiss cheese
look solid.Copy !req
663. And in a personal lawsuit,
it's a fart in the wind.Copy !req
664. You're never
gonna win that.Copy !req
665. Maybe.
Maybe not.Copy !req
666. In order to find out,
we gotta do some math.Copy !req
667. Let's see.Copy !req
668. A lawyer's gonna cost you
about 90 bucks an hour.Copy !req
669. You're looking at 8 to 12 months
of litigation, minimum.Copy !req
670. I'll represent myself.Copy !req
671. Great!
Bring it on.Copy !req
672. You got a car?
You got a house?Copy !req
673. A pension?
Kiss it all goodbye.Copy !req
674. Look, out here,
you might be king douche-nozzle,Copy !req
675. but in court,
you are little people.Copy !req
676. Look,
the judge and I —Copy !req
677. we'll gladly spend the next
five years in the courtroom.Copy !req
678. But for you,
it's expensive.Copy !req
679. It's very,
very expensive.Copy !req
680. It's
third-mortgage expensive.Copy !req
681. So... I'm offering you
a simple choice.Copy !req
682. You can
go to your wife.Copy !req
683. You can explain to her
you're about to lose your job,Copy !req
684. your pension, and whatever
pinhole of a reputationCopy !req
685. you've got at the bowling alley
on glow-ball Sundays,Copy !req
686. or let my friend here
visit his sick daughterCopy !req
687. in the hospital,Copy !req
688. and you can let me
rest my backCopy !req
689. on this sacred,
now litter-free new Mexico soil.Copy !req
690. Oh,
and we keep our hours.Copy !req
691. Fine.Copy !req
692. Asshole.Copy !req
693. Well, go on!Copy !req
694. Get outta here.Copy !req
695. Hey, man.Copy !req
696. That was some
jedi mind shit right there!Copy !req
697. The best $700
I done ever spent.Copy !req
698. Here you go.Copy !req
699. I'm out.Copy !req
700. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
701. Yo, I'm on my way.
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
702. I've got a problem
I think you can help me with.Copy !req
703. I've got cash
I can't spend.Copy !req
704. About $200,000.Copy !req
705. If anything happens
to me,Copy !req
706. my family'll
never see it.Copy !req
707. Now, it seems to me
you opened this placeCopy !req
708. to solve
a similar problem.Copy !req
709. And you think that solution
could be applied to you.Copy !req
710. As a
one-time arrangement.Copy !req
711. It would be unwise for us
to be publicly associated,Copy !req
712. wouldn't you agree?Copy !req
713. Because of
the salamancas.Copy !req
714. If they were
to take notice,Copy !req
715. there would be consequences
for both of us.Copy !req
716. I'm thinking
a paper transaction.Copy !req
717. Even so.Copy !req
718. Perhaps there is
a way.Copy !req
719. One with
a degree more...Copy !req
720. Difficulty.Copy !req
721. But one I may be able
to arrange.Copy !req
722. Would 20%
overcome this difficulty?Copy !req
723. I would not take money
from your family.Copy !req