1. You're good.Copy !req
2. See ya, nacho.Copy !req
3. don Hector.Copy !req
4. Hola, don Hector.Copy !req
5. Hey, nacho.Copy !req
6. Have a seat.Copy !req
7. How's your dad?Copy !req
8. Uh, fine.Copy !req
9. Business good?
Yeah,
I think so.Copy !req
10. Cool.
All right.Copy !req
11. Hey, my father's gonna
bring in his corolla.Copy !req
12. His dogs
tore up the back seat.Copy !req
13. Like,
ate the stuffing.Copy !req
14. So, um,
one of my guys?Copy !req
15. New kid...Copy !req
16. Got spooked by a cruiser
and ran.Copy !req
17. Dumped his stash
in the gutter —Copy !req
18. let me finish.Copy !req
19. You're light.Copy !req
20. Like I was saying,
the guy's —Copy !req
21. why didn't you make it up
on your end?Copy !req
22. I did, but I couldn't
make it all up.Copy !req
23. You got my share,
man.Copy !req
24. Swear.Copy !req
25. All right.Copy !req
26. Make it up next week.Copy !req
27. Thank you, nacho.Copy !req
28. don Hector.Copy !req
29. Who works for who,
huh?Copy !req
30. Nacho! No!Copy !req
31. No!Copy !req
32. Nacho! No!Copy !req
33. Oh, come on.
Come on.Copy !req
34. Aah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
35. No!
No, I'm sorry!Copy !req
36. I'm sorry!
No, no!Copy !req
37. Nacho, no!Copy !req
38. No!Copy !req
39. No, no! No!Copy !req
40. No!Copy !req
41. No!Copy !req
42. Oh.Copy !req
43. for your Patience through this
long and emotional proceeding.Copy !req
44. Jimmy mcgill
has worked tirelesslyCopy !req
45. to build a practice
that helps an underservedCopy !req
46. and frankly overlooked segment
of our community —Copy !req
47. the elderly.Copy !req
48. You've heard from many
of Mr. mcgill's clients today.Copy !req
49. Every one of them
came here gladlyCopy !req
50. in support of their lawyer.Copy !req
51. Jimmy mcgill reached out
to people who otherwiseCopy !req
52. may never have seen an attorney
in their entire lives.Copy !req
53. He took the time to make sure
they had willsCopy !req
54. that accurately reflected
their wishes,Copy !req
55. for a price they could afford,Copy !req
56. because Jimmy mcgill
cares about people.Copy !req
57. He's devoted
the past three years of his lifeCopy !req
58. to his brother's welfare.Copy !req
59. Waking at 5:00 in the morning to
buy Charles' favorite newspaperCopy !req
60. from the single newsstand
in the city that carries it.Copy !req
61. Dropping everything
to care for his brotherCopy !req
62. through multiple
hospitalizations.Copy !req
63. Even supporting Charles' careerCopy !req
64. by hand-making
a mylar-lined suit jacketCopy !req
65. to spare his brother discomfort
from exposure to electricity.Copy !req
66. And yet, during this time,
Charles mcgill's irrationalCopy !req
67. animus towards his brother
grew to epic proportions.Copy !req
68. So when Jimmy discoveredCopy !req
69. that Charles had used his love
and his caring against him,Copy !req
70. when he discovered
he had been betrayedCopy !req
71. by his only living
blood relative...Copy !req
72. Jimmy snapped.Copy !req
73. Wouldn't you?Copy !req
74. I might.Copy !req
75. Chuck?Copy !req
76. Jimmy mcgill understands
he broke the lawCopy !req
77. when he forced his way
into his brother's house,Copy !req
78. and he is deeply sorry.Copy !req
79. He's more than ready
to face the consequences.Copy !req
80. However, as to ethical violation
16-304,Copy !req
81. the state bar's claim
of destruction of evidence...Copy !req
82. It categorically did not happen.Copy !req
83. Jimmy mcgill
had no premeditated agendaCopy !req
84. when he entered
his brother's home.Copy !req
85. Chuck, please!
He lost his temper —
plain and simple.Copy !req
86. Please let me in!Copy !req
87. So now the question you must
ask yourselves is this —Copy !req
88. is the legal profession better
with Jimmy mcgill in it?Copy !req
89. I believe the answer
is a resounding yes.Copy !req
90. Geez!Copy !req
91. Here's to
12 short months.Copy !req
92. Also,
somebody call the popeCopy !req
93. because according
to your summation,Copy !req
94. I oughta be
a Saint.Copy !req
95. Me and mother Teresa.Copy !req
96. Right up there
with her.Copy !req
97. St. Jimmy.
Yeah, has a nice ring to it.Copy !req
98. Boom.Copy !req
99. Ahhh.Copy !req
100. So...Copy !req
101. Have you
given any thoughtCopy !req
102. to what you're gonna do
for the next year —Copy !req
103. you know,
with your clients?Copy !req
104. Whoa!
Slow down.Copy !req
105. That is tomorrow talk,
counselor.Copy !req
106. Tonight, I celebrateCopy !req
107. with the world's best
defense attorney.Copy !req
108. Where are your notes?Copy !req
109. Let's, uh, spread 'em out
and roll around on 'em,Copy !req
110. see what happens.Copy !req
111. It's a good plan.Copy !req
112. Rebecca?Copy !req
113. Jimmy.Copy !req
114. Well, I'm —
come on in, please.Copy !req
115. Hi.
Uh, Kim wexler.Copy !req
116. Rebecca bois.Copy !req
117. We didn't
formally meet earlier.Copy !req
118. Right.
It's nice to meet you.
Yeah.Copy !req
119. Um, I-I was, uh,
just at Chuck's,Copy !req
120. and he won't
answer the door.Copy !req
121. I-I was out there knocking
for almost an hour.Copy !req
122. That sounds like Chuck.Copy !req
123. I'm sure he's fine.Copy !req
124. He's just
being dramatic.Copy !req
125. Oh, well, I think it's
a little bit more than that.Copy !req
126. I want you to come with me
to get him to let us in.Copy !req
127. Jimmy,
he needs our help.Copy !req
128. No thanks.Copy !req
129. I-I've already
kicked my door in for the year.Copy !req
130. You owe it to him.Copy !req
131. I don't
owe him squat.Copy !req
132. Jimmy,
you lied to me.Copy !req
133. This was never
about helping Chuck.Copy !req
134. If you feel misled,
I apologize,Copy !req
135. but I think
I was clear.Copy !req
136. I told you
I had to defend myselfCopy !req
137. and Chuck
would need help afterwards,Copy !req
138. which he does.Copy !req
139. You got
what you wanted.Copy !req
140. Now it's time
to do what's right.Copy !req
141. Yeah...Copy !req
142. No.Copy !req
143. Jimmy,
he's still your brother.Copy !req
144. Not anymore, he's not.Copy !req
145. Chuck was right about you
all along.Copy !req
146. He's mentally ill.Copy !req
147. What is your excuse?Copy !req
148. Enjoy your champagne.Copy !req
149. Like the other night
during dinner,Copy !req
150. Kaylee asked if her daddy
ever used to cook.Copy !req
151. And I told her about
how MattyCopy !req
152. used to make her Mickey mouse
pancakes on weekends.Copy !req
153. You know, two small pancake ears
attached to a big one?Copy !req
154. She didn't remember,
but I think it made her happy.Copy !req
155. She even asked for them
the next morning.Copy !req
156. Boy,
Matty made it look easy.Copy !req
157. And keeping the ears separated
is really hard.Copy !req
158. Mine looked terrible.Copy !req
159. But Kaylee didn't care.Copy !req
160. Now she wants "daddy pancakes"
every weekend.Copy !req
161. But...Copy !req
162. There are times...Copy !req
163. Career day's coming up,
and she asked meCopy !req
164. if I would go
and talk about her daddy's job.Copy !req
165. She wants to know more about
what he did.Copy !req
166. And that kind of
took my breath away.Copy !req
167. Kaylee's teacher thinks
it would be good for her,Copy !req
168. maybe make his absence feel...Copy !req
169. A little bit more...Copy !req
170. Normal.Copy !req
171. So, do you think
you're gonna do it?Copy !req
172. I don't know.Copy !req
173. Maybe.Copy !req
174. Good.Copy !req
175. That's good work,
Stacey.Copy !req
176. So, who's next?Copy !req
177. Thanks for coming.
It means a lot.Copy !req
178. Well, honey,
if it makes you feel any better,Copy !req
179. I'm all for it.Copy !req
180. Enough that
you'd come again?Copy !req
181. We'll see.Copy !req
182. Well, thing is,Copy !req
183. I sort of
volunteered you for something.Copy !req
184. What?Copy !req
185. To help
with the new playground.Copy !req
186. The kids deserve
way better than that,Copy !req
187. don't you think?
Sure,
but why me?Copy !req
188. Well, they need someone
who knows how to pour concrete.Copy !req
189. And the slide and the swings
need something called footings,Copy !req
190. I think.Copy !req
191. Sweetheart,
that's not really my department.Copy !req
192. Sure it is,
pop.Copy !req
193. You built a carport
when Matty was a kid.Copy !req
194. I did?
Yeah.Copy !req
195. He told me about it
a bunch of times.Copy !req
196. He said that
when you were pricing it out,Copy !req
197. you thought that all the people
who gave you quotes were crooks,Copy !req
198. So you decided
to do it yourself.Copy !req
199. And you let Matty write
his initials in the wet cement.Copy !req
200. Pop, the way
he talked about you,Copy !req
201. it was like you...
Hung the moon.Copy !req
202. Sorry.
I can get you out of it.Copy !req
203. I just
thought it was —
no, it's fine.Copy !req
204. Just tell me
when and where.Copy !req
205. Come on.Copy !req
206. Geez.Copy !req
207. Thank you.Copy !req
208. Chuck?Copy !req
209. Chuck, it's Howard!Copy !req
210. I'm not leaving, Chuck!Copy !req
211. I don't want
to wake up the neighbors,Copy !req
212. but I got all night!Copy !req
213. Chuck?Copy !req
214. That is
a 35-year-old macallan.Copy !req
215. I'm not gonna tell you
how much it cost,Copy !req
216. but don't worry —
it's coming out of my end.Copy !req
217. The opinion came in.Copy !req
218. Jimmy was suspended
for 12 months.Copy !req
219. This is a win,
my friend.Copy !req
220. I know,
it doesn't feel like it.Copy !req
221. But hear me out.Copy !req
222. Jimmy's not gonna be a lawyer
for one year.Copy !req
223. And if he screws up,
which we both know is likely,Copy !req
224. his ppd terminatesCopy !req
225. and that one year
may turn into forever.Copy !req
226. Chuck,
you're at a crossroads.Copy !req
227. You can
keep looking backwards,Copy !req
228. stay focused
on your brother,Copy !req
229. what he's up to,
or you can go forward.Copy !req
230. And, Chuck,
listen to me —Copy !req
231. Jimmy's just not
worth it.Copy !req
232. Where would we be if...Copy !req
233. Say, Clarence darrow had devoted
the best years of his lifeCopy !req
234. to supervising
his ne'er-do-well relatives?Copy !req
235. Think of the cases
he wouldn't have taken,Copy !req
236. the injustices
that would have gone unanswered.Copy !req
237. What a waste.Copy !req
238. I say...Copy !req
239. put your energy
into the future.Copy !req
240. Anything else...Copy !req
241. Is a waste
of your time and intellect.Copy !req
242. What do you say?Copy !req
243. To new beginnings.Copy !req
244. To new beginnings.Copy !req
245. Mmm.Copy !req
246. You okay to drive?Copy !req
247. Absolutely.Copy !req
248. How are you feeling?Copy !req
249. Oh, I'm fine.
Thank you, Howard.Copy !req
250. ohh.Copy !req
251. Lunch is served.Copy !req
252. Swim, honey.Copy !req
253. Get it before it's soggy.Copy !req
254. Francesca, it's go time!Copy !req
255. Where do you
wanna start?Copy !req
256. With the a's.Copy !req
257. Hi.
Mrs. adamson?Copy !req
258. It's Francesca
at Jimmy mcgill's office.Copy !req
259. Are you available
to talk with Jimmy?Copy !req
260. Okay. Great.Copy !req
261. Mrs. adamson.Copy !req
262. Hello, dear.
Do you have a moment?Copy !req
263. I just wanted you
to be the first to know, uh,Copy !req
264. that I'll be taking
a brief sabbatical from the law,Copy !req
265. just one year.Copy !req
266. One quick trip
of the earth around the sun,Copy !req
267. and I'll be back.Copy !req
268. I will.Copy !req
269. Next.Copy !req
270. Hold for Jimmy.Copy !req
271. I did?Copy !req
272. Aww, that's — that's —
that's an honor.Copy !req
273. And how did he pass?Copy !req
274. Next!
The details will all be in
a letter you'll receive shortly.Copy !req
275. Mostly legal boilerplate.Copy !req
276. Now, you give that nephew a hug
for me.Copy !req
277. Niece!Copy !req
278. Next!Copy !req
279. Hold for Jimmy.Copy !req
280. It's just a technical thing,
really. It's, uh —Copy !req
281. it's just a technical, uh —
an agreement.Copy !req
282. It's an agreement —Copy !req
283. it's an agreement that I came to
with the bar association,Copy !req
284. and you're gonna get a letter
with all the details, so —Copy !req
285. Mr. levine, can you hear me?Copy !req
286. Hello?
Can you hear me still?Copy !req
287. Okay, just — you stop for —Copy !req
288. you stop talking,
and then I'll talk.Copy !req
289. Okay.
Next.Copy !req
290. The letter will explain it,
but the — the detailsCopy !req
291. are just boring
legalistic mumbo-jumbo.Copy !req
292. I don't know where those sounds
are coming from, sir.Copy !req
293. You — you'll have to check.Copy !req
294. Well, then, stay inside!Copy !req
295. Details will be in a letter —Copy !req
296. that's right,
but d-don't worry about it.Copy !req
297. Next.
Next.
Next!Copy !req
298. Next.
Next!Copy !req
299. Yes, Mrs. pressman,
I still have the document.Copy !req
300. I'm including the calico.Copy !req
301. Now I don't wanna getCopy !req
302. down into the weeds on this
with you, sir.Copy !req
303. It's just my headache, sir.
I'm tired.Copy !req
304. Listen to you.Copy !req
305. Where'd you learn so much
about lawyering?Copy !req
306. Yes, just watch your mail
for that letter from my office.Copy !req
307. Okay. Bye-bye.Copy !req
308. Next!Copy !req
309. Last one,
Mr. yalowitz.Copy !req
310. Last one.Copy !req
311. Mr. yalowitz.Copy !req
312. Hey, it's Jimmy mcgill.Copy !req
313. Listen,
for your future lawyering needs,Copy !req
314. I am taking a hiatus
of one year.Copy !req
315. Will you please watch your mail
for a letter from my office?Copy !req
316. Yes, Jimmy from TV.Copy !req
317. You watch it
every day, huh?Copy !req
318. Really?Copy !req
319. Were you the pilot of the b-29?Copy !req
320. 32 missions?Copy !req
321. Holy...Copy !req
322. Well, c-can I just say, sir,
that you are one of the peopleCopy !req
323. who made the greatest generation
so damn great?Copy !req
324. I salute you.Copy !req
325. A'ight, see you soon.Copy !req
326. On TV, right. Bye.Copy !req
327. Francesca,
get me kwbv!Copy !req
328. Okay.Copy !req
329. Get me the manager.Copy !req
330. Then get me somebody
who can pull a commercial, stat!Copy !req
331. You finish
making your calls?Copy !req
332. Yeah.
That was a ton of fun.Copy !req
333. But what gets me
is this.Copy !req
334. What is it?Copy !req
335. It is
my kwbv contract.Copy !req
336. I almost let
one of my ads run today.Copy !req
337. You can't do that.Copy !req
338. I know,
but can you believe this?Copy !req
339. I've got
nine airings left.Copy !req
340. I'm out 4,000 bucks.Copy !req
341. I guess...Copy !req
342. You have to find
a local businessCopy !req
343. and try
to sell 'em your time.Copy !req
344. What else
can you do?Copy !req
345. Yeah.Copy !req
346. This pile of garbage
explicitly statesCopy !req
347. I'm not allowed
to resell.Copy !req
348. You're a lawyer.Copy !req
349. See if
you can find a loophole.Copy !req
350. I cannot look at
another contract.Copy !req
351. I'm up to my eyeballs
in mesa verde.Copy !req
352. Yeah.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
353. So, what do you want to do
about Francesca?Copy !req
354. Do about her?
What?Copy !req
355. Yeah, how much notice
should we give her?Copy !req
356. Two weeks?Copy !req
357. Well, we're not doing her
any favorsCopy !req
358. by keeping her
in the dark.Copy !req
359. She should
start looking.Copy !req
360. So you want
to fire Francesca?Copy !req
361. I don't want to,
but I don't need herCopy !req
362. for more than filing
and getting coffee,Copy !req
363. and I can
do that myself.Copy !req
364. We just hired her.
I like her.Copy !req
365. While we're on
the subject,Copy !req
366. we need to talk about
the overhead on this place.Copy !req
367. No, Kim, no!Copy !req
368. This office is set up
for two legal practices,Copy !req
369. and now
there's only one.Copy !req
370. I don't need
all this space.Copy !req
371. I only have
one client.Copy !req
372. It's a huge client!Copy !req
373. I looked into it,
and breaking the leaseCopy !req
374. will cost a hell of a lot less
than 10 months' rent.Copy !req
375. No, we didn't go through
all thisCopy !req
376. just to give up everything
after one day of suspension.Copy !req
377. One day!Copy !req
378. It's not everything.Copy !req
379. It's an office.Copy !req
380. Four walls and a door.Copy !req
381. Why waste money
on something w-we don't need?Copy !req
382. As — as far
as I'm concerned,Copy !req
383. nothing's changed,
all right?Copy !req
384. I'll hold up my end,
you hold up yours.Copy !req
385. 50-50.Copy !req
386. So you're gonna keep paying
for half a law officeCopy !req
387. even though
you're not practicing law?Copy !req
388. Call it
"aspirational thinking."Copy !req
389. Okay.Copy !req
390. But how are you
gonna pay for it?Copy !req
391. The day I don't show up
with my half,Copy !req
392. that's the day we'll talk about
closing this place.Copy !req
393. That's fair,
I guess.Copy !req
394. You'll see.Copy !req
395. Look at the two of you.Copy !req
396. I mean,
you belong on TV!Copy !req
397. You're naturals!Copy !req
398. I know.Copy !req
399. You're thinking
it's too good to be true.Copy !req
400. I mean,
"TV's too expensive.Copy !req
401. We can't afford that."Copy !req
402. Well, I'm telling you,
you can.Copy !req
403. And here's the beauty part —
for a reasonable price,Copy !req
404. we will
shoot your commercial,Copy !req
405. and then we'll throw in
the airtimeCopy !req
406. for the low, low price
of free.Copy !req
407. Hey! Gimme Jimmy.Copy !req
408. That's right. That's me!
You've seen my ad!Copy !req
409. Well, what I did for me,
my friends,Copy !req
410. I will do that
for you.Copy !req
411. Look, our all-inclusive
premium package —Copy !req
412. that's gonna be
the best bang for your buck.Copy !req
413. We'll shoot nine commercials
for $4,900.Copy !req
414. Okay?Copy !req
415. And that includes
the nine airingsCopy !req
416. at 3:20 in the afternoon
on channel kwbv.Copy !req
417. That is a prime slot
with a viewershipCopy !req
418. of tens of thousands
of potential customers.Copy !req
419. It does sound like
a good deal.Copy !req
420. It does.Copy !req
421. It's a lot of money.Copy !req
422. Well...Copy !req
423. That's — that's
perfectly understandable.Copy !req
424. It's a big
financial commitment.Copy !req
425. Uh, that's why we have our,
uh, "toe-in-the-water" package.Copy !req
426. That's, uh, one commercial,
flat rate, $849.95.Copy !req
427. Beauty part again —
free airtime.Copy !req
428. And when this thing runs,
you're gonna get calls —Copy !req
429. I can promise you that.Copy !req
430. We'll think about it.Copy !req
431. Excellent.Copy !req
432. When, uh, do you think
you might decide?Copy !req
433. Maybe next week.
Yeah.Copy !req
434. Wow.Copy !req
435. Gee, I'm sorry
for any confusion,Copy !req
436. but I was talk—
I was talking aboutCopy !req
437. a much shorter window
for the thinking part.Copy !req
438. How short?Copy !req
439. We would have you on the air
by 3:20 this afternoon.Copy !req
440. Today?Copy !req
441. You're gonna shoot a commercial
in the next 21/2 hours?Copy !req
442. Oh, no. I mean,
there's a whole post process.Copy !req
443. I mean, there's editing
and mixing, coloring, layback.Copy !req
444. It's a whole megillah.
You don't want to know.Copy !req
445. But we would need to be shooting
in the next 15 minutes.Copy !req
446. Now, there's
"Joseph and the amazing
technicolor dreamcoat."Copy !req
447. Why don't they make,
like, a Moses musical?Copy !req
448. Man #2:
They did.
They did.Copy !req
449. Which one was that?
It was "let my people go"?Copy !req
450. No. Well, yeah,
it was kind of...Copy !req
451. Everybody
get in the car.Copy !req
452. Is —
is everything okay?Copy !req
453. No! I air
in 2 hours and 20 minutes,Copy !req
454. and I have no client.Copy !req
455. That's another 400 bucks
down the drain.Copy !req
456. How do I find somebody
who needs a commercialCopy !req
457. and can afford one?Copy !req
458. Maybe...Copy !req
459. You could make
a commercial?Copy !req
460. Have you not
been listening?Copy !req
461. That's what
I've been trying —Copy !req
462. oh. Right.Copy !req
463. Let's go!
Chop-chop!Copy !req
464. All right, uh,
plant it right here.Copy !req
465. I want you to get those dishes
behind me.Copy !req
466. Hi.Copy !req
467. This is Jimmy mcgill
for a limited time — no.Copy !req
468. Uh...Copy !req
469. Jimmy mcgill here
to talk aboutCopy !req
470. the wonders of broadcast —
no.Copy !req
471. Jimmy mcgill's the name.Copy !req
472. Advertising is —
camera ready!Copy !req
473. Hi.Copy !req
474. I'm Jimmy mcgill
with an amazing opportunityCopy !req
475. for small-business owners.Copy !req
476. Shit. No.
I can't do this.Copy !req
477. Sure you can.Copy !req
478. No!Copy !req
479. We— we're totally
off-brand here.Copy !req
480. I'm Jimmy mcgill,
a lawyer you can trust.Copy !req
481. I can't suddenly
turn into...Copy !req
482. Commercial guy.Copy !req
483. Hold on.Copy !req
484. Uh, repeat after me —Copy !req
485. uh, "for a limited time, we'll
shoot your commercial todayCopy !req
486. and have it
on the air tomorrow."Copy !req
487. For a limited time,Copy !req
488. we'll shoot
your commercial todayCopy !req
489. and have it
on air tomorrow.Copy !req
490. I thought
you were, like,Copy !req
491. President of the drama club
or something?Copy !req
492. I'm treasurer.Copy !req
493. You, go!Copy !req
494. Say the words.Copy !req
495. Uh, uh...Copy !req
496. Uh, for a limited,
uh, time,Copy !req
497. o-only you —
we could, um —Copy !req
498. cut.
Maybe next time.Copy !req
499. Woof.Copy !req
500. We gonna do this
or not?Copy !req
501. 'Cause either way,
I'm getting my 100 bucks.Copy !req
502. Quick — crack open
your magic bag.Copy !req
503. We'll have to
karloff this thing.Copy !req
504. all the same weight?Copy !req
505. Within a quarter gram.Copy !req
506. Do you have a scale?Copy !req
507. Take your pick.Copy !req
508. You forgot
how to count?Copy !req
509. You get five.Copy !req
510. don Hector gets six.Copy !req
511. He's expecting six.Copy !req
512. And that's
what I'm gonna bring.Copy !req
513. he's trying
to take six.Copy !req
514. We only owe him five.Copy !req
515. He's pushing it.Copy !req
516. Give it to him.Copy !req
517. You sure?Copy !req
518. Give it to him.Copy !req
519. Well?Copy !req
520. It could work.Copy !req
521. Okay, then.Copy !req
522. Yes, may I — may I speak
with Dr. Lara Cruz, please?Copy !req
523. Can you hold a moment?Copy !req
524. Yes, I'll hold.Copy !req
525. Thank you
for your Patience.Copy !req
526. Oh, doc—
is it an emergency?Copy !req
527. Well, I-I-I need
to speak with her.Copy !req
528. Who's calling?
Yeah,
Charles mcgill.Copy !req
529. I'm a patient —
former patient.Copy !req
530. I-I-I need to see Dr. Cruz
as soon as possible.Copy !req
531. I'll page her.
Please hold.Copy !req
532. Thank you.Copy !req
533. So?Copy !req
534. I took the five.Copy !req
535. Then one more.Copy !req
536. What'd he say?Copy !req
537. Did he piss himself?Copy !req
538. No,
he wasn't there.Copy !req
539. It was just
his guys.Copy !req
540. So what happened?Copy !req
541. They called him.Copy !req
542. And, uh, while we were waiting
to see what he'd say,Copy !req
543. one of the guys
put a gun to my head.Copy !req
544. They put a gun
to your head?Copy !req
545. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
546. It was
no big deal.Copy !req
547. Lionel.Copy !req
548. Go outside.
See what he found out.Copy !req
549. Yeah.Copy !req
550. So...Copy !req
551. Your father...Copy !req
552. His shop.Copy !req
553. W-where does he get
his upholstery?Copy !req
554. From, uh,
the distributor.Copy !req
555. And w-where is
the distributor?Copy !req
556. Jalisco.Copy !req
557. Jalisco. Ah.Copy !req
558. I want...Copy !req
559. A new way to get my stuff
over the border.Copy !req
560. A legitimate business.Copy !req
561. Right.Copy !req
562. But the chicken man —
temporary.Copy !req
563. I want
a new front —Copy !req
564. my own.Copy !req
565. don Hector,
my father is a simple man.Copy !req
566. He is not
in the business.Copy !req
567. You will teach him.Copy !req
568. don Hector,
please don't —Copy !req
569. don't worry!
I'll take good care of papi.Copy !req
570. He'll make money,Copy !req
571. a lot more than with
his little sewing machine.Copy !req
572. Lionel talked to our guy
in los lunas.Copy !req
573. Looks like
tuco knifed a guy.Copy !req
574. But he definitely
broke a guard's jaw.Copy !req
575. They got him
in solitary.
What?Copy !req
576. All he had to do
was six months!Copy !req
577. He'll be
in there forever!Copy !req
578. Aah!Copy !req
579. Ohh.Copy !req
580. Boss.Copy !req
581. You talk
to your father.Copy !req
582. I promise, as soon as you see
the first one,Copy !req
583. you're gonna want
the whole package.Copy !req
584. Um, take about an hour.Copy !req
585. Um, so, I'll bring
the whole team down there.Copy !req
586. We'll be there 12:30 sharp.Copy !req
587. I'm gonna turn you
into a star.Copy !req
588. Absolutely.Copy !req
589. It will be on the air
by tomorrow afternoon.Copy !req
590. I know.
It is amazing.Copy !req
591. Okay.Copy !req
592. And, uh, don't wear stripes,
'cause you'll moiré.Copy !req
593. It's a filmmaking term.Copy !req
594. Just — just don't wear stripes.Copy !req
595. Okay. See you then.Copy !req
596. Wanna beer?
Yes. Thanks.Copy !req
597. So, sleeping in
your own bed tonight.Copy !req
598. Things must be
lookin' up.Copy !req
599. I needed
clean clothes.Copy !req
600. What was all that?Copy !req
601. Well, I'm unloading
that ad time.Copy !req
602. But I thought
you couldn't sell it.Copy !req
603. Well, that's the thing —
I'm not.Copy !req
604. Uh, they pay me
to make a commercial,Copy !req
605. I throw in the airtime
for free.Copy !req
606. Smart.
Yeah.Copy !req
607. I spent most of the day
going door-to-door, pitching.Copy !req
608. No dice.
Then it came to me.Copy !req
609. I'm selling advertising —
why not advertise?Copy !req
610. And it worked.Copy !req
611. I mean,
TV commercials get calls.Copy !req
612. What commercial
did you run?Copy !req
613. Not —
not "gimme Jimmy"?Copy !req
614. No.
I-I made a new one.Copy !req
615. W-when?Copy !req
616. Today.Copy !req
617. Right here.Copy !req
618. S-so you made a commercial
for commercials today.Copy !req
619. Yeah.Copy !req
620. I'm starting to think
I might break even here.Copy !req
621. O-okay.
Let's see it.Copy !req
622. Eeeesh,
I don't know.Copy !req
623. It's not my best work.Copy !req
624. It's, um,
very last-minute.Copy !req
625. Well,
you're getting calls.Copy !req
626. It can't be that bad.
Yeah.Copy !req
627. Wha—
now you're getting shy?Copy !req
628. Come on.Copy !req
629. Okay,
but keep in mind...Copy !req
630. Yeah, it's — yeah,
it's not your best work.Copy !req
631. I got it.Copy !req
632. What's that I see?Copy !req
633. Albuquerque's next TV star?Copy !req
634. It's you, small-business owner!Copy !req
635. Struggling to make it
in today's fast-paced economy?Copy !req
636. Thought television advertising
was too expensive for you?Copy !req
637. Well, you better think again!Copy !req
638. You can't afford
not to be on TV!Copy !req
639. Look at you —
you're a triple threat!Copy !req
640. Great services, great products,
and most of all, that face!Copy !req
641. You're a star!Copy !req
642. Wrap it all up in your
natural charisma, and bam!Copy !req
643. You belong on TV!Copy !req
644. Better watch out for
autograph hounds and paparazzi!Copy !req
645. And it gets better!Copy !req
646. I can have you
on the air tomorrow.Copy !req
647. You heard me right — tomorrow!Copy !req
648. Better get ready to be famous,
Albuquerque!Copy !req
649. I can make you a TV star
for a price you can afford!Copy !req
650. Call me, Saul Goodman!Copy !req
651. The world needs to know
about you and your business!Copy !req
652. Call me now!Copy !req
653. The guy
at the station saidCopy !req
654. he's never seen
so many star wipes in a row.Copy !req
655. It's never been done.Copy !req
656. "Saul Goodman."
Yeah.Copy !req
657. It's like, "s'all good, man."Copy !req
658. That guy
has a lot of energy.Copy !req
659. Yeah.Copy !req
660. It's just a name.Copy !req
661. Huh.Copy !req