1. You're good.Copy !req
2. See ya, nacho.Copy !req
3. Don Hector.Copy !req
4. Hola, don Hector.Copy !req
5. Hey, nacho.Copy !req
6. Have a seat.Copy !req
7. How's your dad?Copy !req
8. Uh, fine.Copy !req
9. Business good?
Yeah,
I think so.Copy !req
10. Cool.
All right.Copy !req
11. Hey, my father's gonna
bring in his corolla.Copy !req
12. His dogs
tore up the back seat.Copy !req
13. Like,
ate the stuffing.Copy !req
14. So, um,
one of my guys?Copy !req
15. New kid...Copy !req
16. Got spooked by a cruiser
and ran.Copy !req
17. Dumped his stash
in the gutter...Copy !req
18. Let me finish.Copy !req
19. You're light.Copy !req
20. Like I was saying,
the guy's...Copy !req
21. Why didn't you make it up
on your end?Copy !req
22. I did, but I couldn't
make it all up.Copy !req
23. You got my share,
man.Copy !req
24. Swear.Copy !req
25. All right.Copy !req
26. Make it up next week.Copy !req
27. Thank you, nacho.Copy !req
28. Don Hector.Copy !req
29. Who works for who,
huh?Copy !req
30. Nacho! No!Copy !req
31. No!Copy !req
32. Nacho! No!Copy !req
33. Oh, come on.
Come on.Copy !req
34. Aah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
35. No!
No, I'm sorry!Copy !req
36. I'm sorry!
No, no!Copy !req
37. Nacho, no!Copy !req
38. No!Copy !req
39. No, no! No!Copy !req
40. No!Copy !req
41. No!Copy !req
42. Oh.Copy !req
43. I want to start
by sincerely thanking youCopy !req
44. for your Patience through this
long and emotional proceeding.Copy !req
45. Jimmy mcgill
has worked tirelesslyCopy !req
46. to build a practice
that helps an underservedCopy !req
47. and frankly overlooked segment
of our community...Copy !req
48. The elderly.Copy !req
49. You've heard from many
of Mr. mcgill's clients today.Copy !req
50. Every one of them
came here gladlyCopy !req
51. in support of their lawyer.Copy !req
52. Jimmy mcgill reached out
to people who otherwiseCopy !req
53. may never have seen an attorney
in their entire lives.Copy !req
54. He took the time to make sure
they had willsCopy !req
55. that accurately reflected
their wishes,Copy !req
56. for a price they could afford,Copy !req
57. because Jimmy mcgill
cares about people.Copy !req
58. He's devoted
the past three years of his lifeCopy !req
59. to his brother's welfare.Copy !req
60. Waking at 5:00 in the morning to
buy Charles' favorite newspaperCopy !req
61. from the single newsstand
in the city that carries it.Copy !req
62. Dropping everything
to care for his brotherCopy !req
63. through multiple
hospitalizations.Copy !req
64. Even supporting Charles' careerCopy !req
65. by hand-making
a mylar-lined suit jacketCopy !req
66. to spare his brother discomfort
from exposure to electricity.Copy !req
67. And yet, during this time,
Charles mcgill's irrationalCopy !req
68. animus towards his brother
grew to epic proportions.Copy !req
69. So when Jimmy discoveredCopy !req
70. that Charles had used his love
and his caring against him,Copy !req
71. when he discovered
he had been betrayedCopy !req
72. by his only living
blood relative...Copy !req
73. Jimmy snapped.Copy !req
74. Wouldn't you?Copy !req
75. I might.Copy !req
76. Chuck?Copy !req
77. Jimmy mcgill understands
he broke the lawCopy !req
78. when he forced his way
into his brother's house,Copy !req
79. and he is deeply sorry.Copy !req
80. He's more than ready
to face the consequences.Copy !req
81. However, as to ethical violation
16-304,Copy !req
82. the state bar's claim
of destruction of evidence...Copy !req
83. It categorically did not happen.Copy !req
84. Jimmy mcgill
had no premeditated agendaCopy !req
85. when he entered
his brother's home.Copy !req
86. Chuck, please!
He lost his temper...
plain and simple.Copy !req
87. Please let me in!Copy !req
88. So now the question you must
ask yourselves is this...Copy !req
89. Is the legal profession better
with Jimmy mcgill in it?Copy !req
90. I believe the answer
is a resounding yes.Copy !req
91. Geez!Copy !req
92. Oh!Copy !req
93. Here's to
12 short months.Copy !req
94. Also,
somebody call the popeCopy !req
95. because according
to your summation,Copy !req
96. I oughta be
a Saint.Copy !req
97. Me and mother Teresa.Copy !req
98. Right up there
with her.Copy !req
99. St. Jimmy.
Yeah, has a nice ring to it.Copy !req
100. Boom.Copy !req
101. Ahhh.Copy !req
102. So...Copy !req
103. Have you
given any thoughtCopy !req
104. to what you're gonna do
for the next year...Copy !req
105. You know,
with your clients?Copy !req
106. Whoa!
Slow down.Copy !req
107. That is tomorrow talk,
counselor.Copy !req
108. Tonight, I celebrateCopy !req
109. with the world's best
defense attorney.Copy !req
110. Where are your notes?Copy !req
111. Let's, uh, spread 'em out
and roll around on 'em,Copy !req
112. see what happens.Copy !req
113. It's a good plan.Copy !req
114. Rebecca?Copy !req
115. Jimmy.Copy !req
116. Well, I'm...
come on in, please.Copy !req
117. Hi.
Uh, Kim wexler.Copy !req
118. Rebecca bois.Copy !req
119. We didn't
formally meet earlier.Copy !req
120. Right.
It's nice to meet you.
Yeah.Copy !req
121. Um, I-I was, uh,
just at Chuck's,Copy !req
122. and he won't
answer the door.Copy !req
123. I-I was out there knocking
for almost an hour.Copy !req
124. That sounds like Chuck.Copy !req
125. I'm sure he's fine.Copy !req
126. He's just
being dramatic.Copy !req
127. Oh, well, I think it's
a little bit more than that.Copy !req
128. I want you to come with me
to get him to let us in.Copy !req
129. Jimmy,
he needs our help.Copy !req
130. No thanks.Copy !req
131. I-I've already
kicked my door in for the year.Copy !req
132. You owe it to him.Copy !req
133. I don't
owe him squat.Copy !req
134. Jimmy,
you lied to me.Copy !req
135. This was never
about helping Chuck.Copy !req
136. If you feel misled,
I apologize,Copy !req
137. but I think
I was clear.Copy !req
138. I told you
I had to defend myselfCopy !req
139. and Chuck
would need help afterwards,Copy !req
140. which he does.Copy !req
141. You got
what you wanted.Copy !req
142. Now it's time
to do what's right.Copy !req
143. Yeah...Copy !req
144. No.Copy !req
145. Jimmy,
he's still your brother.Copy !req
146. Not anymore, he's not.Copy !req
147. Chuck was right about you
all along.Copy !req
148. He's mentally ill.Copy !req
149. What is your excuse?Copy !req
150. Enjoy your champagne.Copy !req
151. Like the other night
during dinner,Copy !req
152. Kaylee asked if her daddy
ever used to cook.Copy !req
153. And I told her about
how MattyCopy !req
154. used to make her Mickey mouse
pancakes on weekends.Copy !req
155. You know, two small pancake ears
attached to a big one?Copy !req
156. She didn't remember,
but I think it made her happy.Copy !req
157. She even asked for them
the next morning.Copy !req
158. Boy,
Matty made it look easy.Copy !req
159. And keeping the ears separated
is really hard.Copy !req
160. Mine looked terrible.Copy !req
161. But Kaylee didn't care.Copy !req
162. Now she wants "daddy pancakes"
every weekend.Copy !req
163. But...Copy !req
164. There are times...Copy !req
165. Career day's coming up,
and she asked meCopy !req
166. if I would go
and talk about her daddy's job.Copy !req
167. She wants to know more about
what he did.Copy !req
168. And that kind of
took my breath away.Copy !req
169. Kaylee's teacher thinks
it would be good for her,Copy !req
170. maybe make his absence feel...Copy !req
171. A little bit more...Copy !req
172. Normal.Copy !req
173. So, do you think
you're gonna do it?Copy !req
174. I don't know.Copy !req
175. Maybe.Copy !req
176. Good.Copy !req
177. That's good work,
Stacey.Copy !req
178. So, who's next?Copy !req
179. Thanks for coming.
It means a lot.Copy !req
180. Well, honey,
if it makes you feel any better,Copy !req
181. I'm all for it.Copy !req
182. Enough that
you'd come again?Copy !req
183. We'll see.Copy !req
184. Well, thing is,Copy !req
185. I sort of
volunteered you for something.Copy !req
186. What?Copy !req
187. To help
with the new playground.Copy !req
188. The kids deserve
way better than that,Copy !req
189. don't you think?
Sure,
but why me?Copy !req
190. Well, they need someone
who knows how to pour concrete.Copy !req
191. And the slide and the swings
need something called footings,Copy !req
192. I think.Copy !req
193. Sweetheart,
that's not really my department.Copy !req
194. Sure it is,
pop.Copy !req
195. You built a carport
when Matty was a kid.Copy !req
196. I did?
Yeah.Copy !req
197. He told me about it
a bunch of times.Copy !req
198. He said that
when you were pricing it out,Copy !req
199. you thought that all the people
who gave you quotes were crooks,Copy !req
200. So you decided
to do it yourself.Copy !req
201. And you let Matty write
his initials in the wet cement.Copy !req
202. Pop, the way
he talked about you,Copy !req
203. it was like you...
Hung the moon.Copy !req
204. Sorry.
I can get you out of it.Copy !req
205. I just
thought it was...
no, it's fine.Copy !req
206. Just tell me
when and where.Copy !req
207. Come on.Copy !req
208. Geez.Copy !req
209. Thank you.Copy !req
210. Chuck?Copy !req
211. Chuck, it's Howard!Copy !req
212. I'm not leaving, Chuck!Copy !req
213. I don't want
to wake up the neighbors,Copy !req
214. but I got all night!Copy !req
215. Chuck?Copy !req
216. That is
a 35-year-old macallan.Copy !req
217. I'm not gonna tell you
how much it cost,Copy !req
218. but don't worry...
It's coming out of my end.Copy !req
219. The opinion came in.Copy !req
220. Jimmy was suspended
for 12 months.Copy !req
221. This is a win,
my friend.Copy !req
222. I know,
it doesn't feel like it.Copy !req
223. But hear me out.Copy !req
224. Jimmy's not gonna be a lawyer
for one year.Copy !req
225. And if he screws up,
which we both know is likely,Copy !req
226. his ppd terminatesCopy !req
227. and that one year
may turn into forever.Copy !req
228. Chuck,
you're at a crossroads.Copy !req
229. You can
keep looking backwards,Copy !req
230. stay focused
on your brother,Copy !req
231. what he's up to,
or you can go forward.Copy !req
232. And, Chuck,
listen to me...Copy !req
233. Jimmy's just not
worth it.Copy !req
234. Where would we be if...Copy !req
235. Say, Clarence darrow had devoted
the best years of his lifeCopy !req
236. to supervising
his ne'er-do-well relatives?Copy !req
237. Think of the cases
he wouldn't have taken,Copy !req
238. the injustices
that would have gone unanswered.Copy !req
239. What a waste.Copy !req
240. I say...Copy !req
241. put your energy
into the future.Copy !req
242. Anything else...Copy !req
243. Is a waste
of your time and intellect.Copy !req
244. What do you say?Copy !req
245. To new beginnings.Copy !req
246. To new beginnings.Copy !req
247. Mmm.Copy !req
248. You okay to drive?Copy !req
249. Absolutely.Copy !req
250. How are you feeling?Copy !req
251. Oh, I'm fine.
Thank you, Howard.Copy !req
252. Ohh.Copy !req
253. Lunch is served.Copy !req
254. Swim, honey.Copy !req
255. Get it before it's soggy.Copy !req
256. Francesca, it's go time!Copy !req
257. Where do you
wanna start?Copy !req
258. With the a's.Copy !req
259. Hi.
Mrs. adamson?Copy !req
260. It's Francesca
at Jimmy mcgill's office.Copy !req
261. Are you available
to talk with Jimmy?Copy !req
262. Okay. Great.Copy !req
263. Mrs. adamson.Copy !req
264. Hello, dear.
Do you have a moment?Copy !req
265. I just wanted you
to be the first to know, uh,Copy !req
266. that I'll be taking
a brief sabbatical from the law,Copy !req
267. just one year.Copy !req
268. One quick trip
of the earth around the sun,Copy !req
269. and I'll be back.Copy !req
270. I will.Copy !req
271. Next.Copy !req
272. Hold for Jimmy.Copy !req
273. I did?Copy !req
274. Aww, that's... that's...
That's an honor.Copy !req
275. And how did he pass?Copy !req
276. Next!
The details will all be in
a letter you'll receive shortly.Copy !req
277. Mostly legal boilerplate.Copy !req
278. Now, you give that nephew a hug
for me.Copy !req
279. Niece!Copy !req
280. Next!Copy !req
281. Hold for Jimmy.Copy !req
282. It's just a technical thing,
really. It's, uh...Copy !req
283. It's just a technical, uh...
An agreement.Copy !req
284. It's an agreement...Copy !req
285. It's an agreement that I came to
with the bar association,Copy !req
286. and you're gonna get a letter
with all the details, so...Copy !req
287. Mr. levine, can you hear me?Copy !req
288. Hello?
Can you hear me still?Copy !req
289. Okay, just... you stop for...Copy !req
290. You stop talking,
and then I'll talk.Copy !req
291. Okay.
Next.Copy !req
292. The letter will explain it,
but the... the detailsCopy !req
293. are just boring
legalistic mumbo-jumbo.Copy !req
294. I don't know where those sounds
are coming from, sir.Copy !req
295. You... you'll have to check.Copy !req
296. Well, then, stay inside!Copy !req
297. Details will be in a letter...Copy !req
298. That's right,
but d-don't worry about it.Copy !req
299. Next.
Next.
Next!Copy !req
300. Next.
Next!Copy !req
301. Yes, Mrs. pressman,
I still have the document.Copy !req
302. I'm including the calico.Copy !req
303. Now I don't wanna getCopy !req
304. down into the weeds on this
with you, sir.Copy !req
305. It's just my headache, sir.
I'm tired.Copy !req
306. Listen to you.Copy !req
307. Where'd you learn so much
about lawyering?Copy !req
308. Yes, just watch your mail
for that letter from my office.Copy !req
309. Okay. Bye-bye.Copy !req
310. Next!Copy !req
311. Last one,
Mr. yalowitz.Copy !req
312. Last one.Copy !req
313. Mr. yalowitz.Copy !req
314. Hey, it's Jimmy mcgill.Copy !req
315. Listen,
for your future lawyering needs,Copy !req
316. I am taking a hiatus
of one year.Copy !req
317. Will you please watch your mail
for a letter from my office?Copy !req
318. Yes, Jimmy from TV.Copy !req
319. You watch it
every day, huh?Copy !req
320. Really?Copy !req
321. Were you the pilot of the b-29?Copy !req
322. 32 missions?Copy !req
323. Holy...Copy !req
324. Well, c-can I just say, sir,
that you are one of the peopleCopy !req
325. who made the greatest generation
so damn great?Copy !req
326. I salute you.Copy !req
327. A'ight, see you soon.Copy !req
328. On TV, right. Bye.Copy !req
329. Francesca,
get me kwbv!Copy !req
330. Okay.Copy !req
331. Get me the manager.Copy !req
332. Then get me somebody
who can pull a commercial, stat!Copy !req
333. You finish
making your calls?Copy !req
334. Yeah.
That was a ton of fun.Copy !req
335. But what gets me
is this.Copy !req
336. What is it?Copy !req
337. It is
my kwbv contract.Copy !req
338. I almost let
one of my ads run today.Copy !req
339. You can't do that.Copy !req
340. I know,
but can you believe this?Copy !req
341. I've got
nine airings left.Copy !req
342. I'm out 4,000 bucks.Copy !req
343. I guess...Copy !req
344. You have to find
a local businessCopy !req
345. and try
to sell 'em your time.Copy !req
346. What else
can you do?Copy !req
347. Yeah.Copy !req
348. This pile of garbage
explicitly statesCopy !req
349. I'm not allowed
to resell.Copy !req
350. You're a lawyer.Copy !req
351. See if
you can find a loophole.Copy !req
352. I cannot look at
another contract.Copy !req
353. I'm up to my eyeballs
in mesa verde.Copy !req
354. Yeah.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
355. So, what do you want to do
about Francesca?Copy !req
356. Do about her?
What?Copy !req
357. Yeah, how much notice
should we give her?Copy !req
358. Two weeks?Copy !req
359. Well, we're not doing her
any favorsCopy !req
360. by keeping her
in the dark.Copy !req
361. She should
start looking.Copy !req
362. So you want
to fire Francesca?Copy !req
363. I don't want to,
but I don't need herCopy !req
364. for more than filing
and getting coffee,Copy !req
365. and I can
do that myself.Copy !req
366. We just hired her.
I like her.Copy !req
367. While we're on
the subject,Copy !req
368. we need to talk about
the overhead on this place.Copy !req
369. No, Kim, no!Copy !req
370. This office is set up
for two legal practices,Copy !req
371. and now
there's only one.Copy !req
372. I don't need
all this space.Copy !req
373. I only have
one client.Copy !req
374. It's a huge client!Copy !req
375. I looked into it,
and breaking the leaseCopy !req
376. will cost a hell of a lot less
than 10 months' rent.Copy !req
377. No, we didn't go through
all thisCopy !req
378. just to give up everything
after one day of suspension.Copy !req
379. One day!Copy !req
380. It's not everything.Copy !req
381. It's an office.Copy !req
382. Four walls and a door.Copy !req
383. Why waste money
on something w-we don't need?Copy !req
384. As... as far
as I'm concerned,Copy !req
385. nothing's changed,
all right?Copy !req
386. I'll hold up my end,
you hold up yours.Copy !req
387. 50-50.Copy !req
388. So you're gonna keep paying
for half a law officeCopy !req
389. even though
you're not practicing law?Copy !req
390. Call it
"aspirational thinking."Copy !req
391. Okay.Copy !req
392. But how are you
gonna pay for it?Copy !req
393. The day I don't show up
with my half,Copy !req
394. that's the day we'll talk about
closing this place.Copy !req
395. That's fair,
I guess.Copy !req
396. You'll see.Copy !req
397. Look at the two of you.Copy !req
398. I mean,
you belong on TV!Copy !req
399. You're naturals!Copy !req
400. I know.Copy !req
401. You're thinking
it's too good to be true.Copy !req
402. I mean,
"TV's too expensive.Copy !req
403. We can't afford that."Copy !req
404. Well, I'm telling you,
you can.Copy !req
405. And here's the beauty part...
For a reasonable price,Copy !req
406. we will
shoot your commercial,Copy !req
407. and then we'll throw in
the airtimeCopy !req
408. for the low, low price
of free.Copy !req
409. Hey! Gimme Jimmy.Copy !req
410. That's right. That's me!
You've seen my ad!Copy !req
411. Well, what I did for me,
my friends,Copy !req
412. I will do that
for you.Copy !req
413. Look, our all-inclusive
premium package...Copy !req
414. That's gonna be
the best bang for your buck.Copy !req
415. We'll shoot nine commercials
for $4,900.Copy !req
416. Okay?Copy !req
417. And that includes
the nine airingsCopy !req
418. at 3:20 in the afternoon
on channel kwbv.Copy !req
419. That is a prime slot
with a viewershipCopy !req
420. of tens of thousands
of potential customers.Copy !req
421. It does sound like
a good deal.Copy !req
422. It does.Copy !req
423. It's a lot of money.Copy !req
424. Well...Copy !req
425. That's... that's
perfectly understandable.Copy !req
426. It's a big
financial commitment.Copy !req
427. Uh, that's why we have our,
uh, "toe-in-the-water" package.Copy !req
428. That's, uh, one commercial,
flat rate, $849.95.Copy !req
429. Beauty part again...
Free airtime.Copy !req
430. And when this thing runs,
you're gonna get calls...Copy !req
431. I can promise you that.Copy !req
432. We'll think about it.Copy !req
433. Excellent.Copy !req
434. When, uh, do you think
you might decide?Copy !req
435. Maybe next week.
Yeah.Copy !req
436. Wow.Copy !req
437. Gee, I'm sorry
for any confusion,Copy !req
438. but I was talk...
I was talking aboutCopy !req
439. a much shorter window
for the thinking part.Copy !req
440. How short?Copy !req
441. We would have you on the air
by 3:20 this afternoon.Copy !req
442. Today?Copy !req
443. You're gonna shoot a commercial
in the next 21/2 hours?Copy !req
444. Oh, no. I mean,
there's a whole post process.Copy !req
445. I mean, there's editing
and mixing, coloring, layback.Copy !req
446. It's a whole megillah.
You don't want to know.Copy !req
447. But we would need to be shooting
in the next 15 minutes.Copy !req
448. Now, there's
"Joseph and the amazing
technicolor dreamcoat."Copy !req
449. Why don't they make,
like, a Moses musical?Copy !req
450. - They did.
- They did.Copy !req
451. Which one was that?
It was "let my people go"?Copy !req
452. No. Well, yeah,
it was kind of...Copy !req
453. Everybody
get in the car.Copy !req
454. Is...
is everything okay?Copy !req
455. No! I air
in 2 hours and 20 minutes,Copy !req
456. and I have no client.Copy !req
457. That's another 400 bucks
down the drain.Copy !req
458. How do I find somebody
who needs a commercialCopy !req
459. and can afford one?Copy !req
460. Maybe...Copy !req
461. You could make
a commercial?Copy !req
462. Have you not
been listening?Copy !req
463. That's what
I've been trying...Copy !req
464. Oh. Right.Copy !req
465. Let's go!
Chop-chop!Copy !req
466. All right, uh,
plant it right here.Copy !req
467. I want you to get those dishes
behind me.Copy !req
468. Hi.Copy !req
469. This is Jimmy mcgill
for a limited time... no.Copy !req
470. Uh...Copy !req
471. Jimmy mcgill here
to talk aboutCopy !req
472. the wonders of broadcast...
No.Copy !req
473. Jimmy mcgill's the name.Copy !req
474. Advertising is...
Camera ready!Copy !req
475. Hi.Copy !req
476. I'm Jimmy mcgill
with an amazing opportunityCopy !req
477. for small-business owners.Copy !req
478. Shit. No.
I can't do this.Copy !req
479. Sure you can.Copy !req
480. No!Copy !req
481. We... we're totally
off-brand here.Copy !req
482. I'm Jimmy mcgill,
a lawyer you can trust.Copy !req
483. I can't suddenly
turn into...Copy !req
484. Commercial guy.Copy !req
485. Hold on.Copy !req
486. Uh, repeat after me...Copy !req
487. Uh, "for a limited time, we'll
shoot your commercial todayCopy !req
488. and have it
on the air tomorrow."Copy !req
489. For a limited time,Copy !req
490. we'll shoot
your commercial todayCopy !req
491. and have it
on air tomorrow.Copy !req
492. I thought
you were, like,Copy !req
493. President of the drama club
or something?Copy !req
494. I'm treasurer.Copy !req
495. You, go!Copy !req
496. Say the words.Copy !req
497. Uh, uh...Copy !req
498. Uh, for a limited,
uh, time,Copy !req
499. o-only you...
We could, um...Copy !req
500. Cut.
Maybe next time.Copy !req
501. Woof.Copy !req
502. We gonna do this
or not?Copy !req
503. 'Cause either way,
I'm getting my 100 bucks.Copy !req
504. Quick... crack open
your magic bag.Copy !req
505. We'll have to
karloff this thing.Copy !req
506. All the same weight?Copy !req
507. Within a quarter gram.Copy !req
508. Do you have a scale?Copy !req
509. Take your pick.Copy !req
510. You forgot
how to count?Copy !req
511. You get five.Copy !req
512. Don Hector gets six.Copy !req
513. He's expecting six.Copy !req
514. And that's
what I'm gonna bring.Copy !req
515. He's trying
to take six.Copy !req
516. We only owe him five.Copy !req
517. He's pushing it.Copy !req
518. Give it to him.Copy !req
519. You sure?Copy !req
520. Give it to him.Copy !req
521. Well?Copy !req
522. It could work.Copy !req
523. Okay, then.Copy !req
524. Yes, may I... may I speak
with Dr. Lara Cruz, please?Copy !req
525. Can you hold a moment?Copy !req
526. Yes, I'll hold.Copy !req
527. Thank you
for your Patience.Copy !req
528. Oh, doc...
Is it an emergency?Copy !req
529. Well, I-I-I need
to speak with her.Copy !req
530. Who's calling?
Yeah,
Charles mcgill.Copy !req
531. I'm a patient...
Former patient.Copy !req
532. I-I-I need to see Dr. Cruz
as soon as possible.Copy !req
533. I'll page her.
Please hold.Copy !req
534. Thank you.Copy !req
535. So?Copy !req
536. I took the five.Copy !req
537. Then one more.Copy !req
538. What'd he say?Copy !req
539. Did he piss himself?Copy !req
540. No,
he wasn't there.Copy !req
541. It was just
his guys.Copy !req
542. So what happened?Copy !req
543. They called him.Copy !req
544. And, uh, while we were waiting
to see what he'd say,Copy !req
545. one of the guys
put a gun to my head.Copy !req
546. They put a gun
to your head?Copy !req
547. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
548. It was
no big deal.Copy !req
549. Lionel.Copy !req
550. Go outside.
See what he found out.Copy !req
551. Yeah.Copy !req
552. So...Copy !req
553. Your father...Copy !req
554. His shop.Copy !req
555. W-where does he get
his upholstery?Copy !req
556. From, uh,
the distributor.Copy !req
557. And w-where is
the distributor?Copy !req
558. Jalisco.Copy !req
559. Jalisco. Ah.Copy !req
560. I want...Copy !req
561. A new way to get my stuff
over the border.Copy !req
562. A legitimate business.Copy !req
563. Right.Copy !req
564. But the chicken man...
Temporary.Copy !req
565. I want
a new front...Copy !req
566. My own.Copy !req
567. Don Hector,
my father is a simple man.Copy !req
568. He is not
in the business.Copy !req
569. You will teach him.Copy !req
570. Don Hector,
please don't...Copy !req
571. Don't worry!
I'll take good care of papi.Copy !req
572. He'll make money,Copy !req
573. a lot more than with
his little sewing machine.Copy !req
574. Lionel talked to our guy
in los lunas.Copy !req
575. Looks like
tuco knifed a guy.Copy !req
576. But he definitely
broke a guard's jaw.Copy !req
577. They got him
in solitary.
What?Copy !req
578. All he had to do
was six months!Copy !req
579. He'll be
in there forever!Copy !req
580. Aah!Copy !req
581. Ohh.Copy !req
582. Boss.Copy !req
583. You talk
to your father.Copy !req
584. I promise, as soon as you see
the first one,Copy !req
585. you're gonna want
the whole package.Copy !req
586. Um, take about an hour.Copy !req
587. Um, so, I'll bring
the whole team down there.Copy !req
588. We'll be there 12:30 sharp.Copy !req
589. I'm gonna turn you
into a star.Copy !req
590. Absolutely.Copy !req
591. It will be on the air
by tomorrow afternoon.Copy !req
592. I know.
It is amazing.Copy !req
593. Okay.Copy !req
594. And, uh, don't wear stripes,
'cause you'll moiré.Copy !req
595. It's a filmmaking term.Copy !req
596. Just... just don't wear stripes.Copy !req
597. Okay. See you then.Copy !req
598. Wanna beer?
Yes. Thanks.Copy !req
599. So, sleeping in
your own bed tonight.Copy !req
600. Things must be
lookin' up.Copy !req
601. I needed
clean clothes.Copy !req
602. What was all that?Copy !req
603. Well, I'm unloading
that ad time.Copy !req
604. But I thought
you couldn't sell it.Copy !req
605. Well, that's the thing...
I'm not.Copy !req
606. Uh, they pay me
to make a commercial,Copy !req
607. I throw in the airtime
for free.Copy !req
608. Smart.
Yeah.Copy !req
609. I spent most of the day
going door-to-door, pitching.Copy !req
610. No dice.
Then it came to me.Copy !req
611. I'm selling advertising...
Why not advertise?Copy !req
612. And it worked.Copy !req
613. I mean,
TV commercials get calls.Copy !req
614. What commercial
did you run?Copy !req
615. Not...
Not "gimme Jimmy"?Copy !req
616. No.
I-I made a new one.Copy !req
617. W-when?Copy !req
618. Today.Copy !req
619. Right here.Copy !req
620. S-so you made a commercial
for commercials today.Copy !req
621. Yeah.Copy !req
622. I'm starting to think
I might break even here.Copy !req
623. O-okay.
Let's see it.Copy !req
624. Eeeesh,
I don't know.Copy !req
625. It's not my best work.Copy !req
626. It's, um,
very last-minute.Copy !req
627. Well,
you're getting calls.Copy !req
628. It can't be that bad.
Yeah.Copy !req
629. Wha...
Now you're getting shy?Copy !req
630. Come on.Copy !req
631. Okay,
but keep in mind...Copy !req
632. Yeah, it's... yeah,
it's not your best work.Copy !req
633. I got it.Copy !req
634. What's that I see?Copy !req
635. Albuquerque's next TV star?Copy !req
636. It's you, small-business owner!Copy !req
637. Struggling to make it
in today's fast-paced economy?Copy !req
638. Thought television advertising
was too expensive for you?Copy !req
639. Well, you better think again!Copy !req
640. You can't afford
not to be on TV!Copy !req
641. Look at you...
You're a triple threat!Copy !req
642. Great services, great products,
and most of all, that face!Copy !req
643. You're a star!Copy !req
644. Wrap it all up in your
natural charisma, and bam!Copy !req
645. You belong on TV!Copy !req
646. Better watch out for
autograph hounds and paparazzi!Copy !req
647. And it gets better!Copy !req
648. I can have you
on the air tomorrow.Copy !req
649. You heard me right... tomorrow!Copy !req
650. Better get ready to be famous,
Albuquerque!Copy !req
651. I can make you a TV star
for a price you can afford!Copy !req
652. Call me, Saul Goodman!Copy !req
653. The world needs to know
about you and your business!Copy !req
654. Call me now!Copy !req
655. The guy
at the station saidCopy !req
656. he's never seen
so many star wipes in a row.Copy !req
657. It's never been done.Copy !req
658. "Saul Goodman."
Yeah.Copy !req
659. It's like, "s'all good, man."Copy !req
660. That guy
has a lot of energy.Copy !req
661. Yeah.Copy !req
662. It's just a name.Copy !req
663. Huh.Copy !req