1. Sorry about the hiccup, folks.
Won't be long.Copy !req
2. You got five minutes.Copy !req
3. Howdy, folks.Copy !req
4. Could someone tell me if
Mrs. Alma May Urbano is on board.Copy !req
5. Alma May Urbano.Copy !req
6. There you are.Copy !req
7. Hello, dear, very good to meet you.Copy !req
8. My name is Jimmy. I tried to visit you at
Sandpiper, but they wouldn't allow me to.Copy !req
9. Hey, you know what? It doesn't matter.Copy !req
10. I saw your bus broken down,
here you are, lucky me.Copy !req
11. Do you prefer to be called "Mrs. Urbano"
or "Alma May" or just plain "Alma"?Copy !req
12. My last name is McGill,
but you can call me Jimmy.Copy !req
13. Hey, everyone, my name
is Jimmy McGill. I'm an attorney at law.Copy !req
14. But don't mind me,
just talk amongst yourselves.Copy !req
15. Now, Alma May,
do you recall responding to a mailer...Copy !req
16. from my law firm, Davis & Main
of Santa Fe, New Mexico?Copy !req
17. I don't know.Copy !req
18. Well, we were looking
to help any Sandpiper residents...Copy !req
19. who may have been overcharged
for basic goods and services.Copy !req
20. - Now, does that ring a bell?
- Oh. Maybe. Was it yellow?Copy !req
21. It's canary yellow.
I picked that colour myself.Copy !req
22. Well, ma'am, I'm here to make sure
you get your money back.Copy !req
23. What are you talking about?
Who took Alma May's money?Copy !req
24. Well, that's a very good question,
and thank you for asking, Mr...?Copy !req
25. - Amos. Amos Lydecker.
- Mr. Lydecker, Jimmy McGill.Copy !req
26. Now, nobody took
anybody's money exactly, okay?Copy !req
27. It's not like the Sandpiper people,
you know, put on a ski mask...Copy !req
28. and mugged Alma May
here at gunpoint.Copy !req
29. So I want you to put
that mental image out of your head.Copy !req
30. See, what we're talking about here
is just a discrepancy.Copy !req
31. It's a little thing. It's fairly innocent,
but we need to fix it.Copy !req
32. You follow me?Copy !req
33. Well, put it this way:Copy !req
34. Alma May, let's say you're out
on a date with your boyfriend.Copy !req
35. You do have a boyfriend, right?
Aha-ha-ha. You don't?Copy !req
36. Come on, you—
Alma May is holding out on me.Copy !req
37. - Do you have a nephew?
- Nephew? Oh. Yes. Steve.Copy !req
38. - Okay, Steve. Is he a good guy?
- Yeah, very good.Copy !req
39. Okay. So let's say you
and Steve go out to dinner at, uh...Copy !req
40. Well, Birdie's. That's where
you're all headed today, right?Copy !req
41. - Right.
- All right.Copy !req
42. So, both of you have a great meal.
It's chicken-fried steak and green beans.Copy !req
43. It's all perfect. Here comes the cheque.Copy !req
44. "Hey, wait a doggone— Twenty-four bucks
for a side of buttermilk biscuits."Copy !req
45. - That doesn't sound right, now doesn't it?
- No.Copy !req
46. No, it does not. It sounds
like something got added up wrong.Copy !req
47. Well, naturally, you send your nephew
Steve to talk to the manager...Copy !req
48. and, naturally, the manager
corrects the mistake.Copy !req
49. And what's more, he gives you a coupon
for a free meal next time you come in.Copy !req
50. - How about that?
- Good.Copy !req
51. Well, same kind of thing
is what happened at Sandpiper Crossing.Copy !req
52. And nothing...Copy !req
53. makes me sadder than to see people
of the Greatest Generation...Copy !req
54. people like my own Nana
and Bobo...Copy !req
55. getting overcharged
by some great, big company...Copy !req
56. even if it was an accident.Copy !req
57. Now, I know that the good people
at Sandpiper...Copy !req
58. wanna make this right,
sooner or later.Copy !req
59. But you know what?Copy !req
60. Well, sometimes it's just easier...Copy !req
61. if you get your nephew, Steve,
to go take care of it for you.Copy !req
62. And that's how I want you
to think of me.Copy !req
63. Georgiana. Hey, there, Georgie girl.Copy !req
64. Thank you. Oh, it's all there,
everything I need.Copy !req
65. Thank you so much. Enjoy your lunch.Copy !req
66. Alma May, you did it.
Thank you so much. Thank you.Copy !req
67. Thank you, Henry. All right.Copy !req
68. Hey, Sue. Okay.Copy !req
69. Beautiful penmanship, a lost art.Copy !req
70. Schweikart & Cokely are pursuing
an aggressive strategy...Copy !req
71. but looking at the relevant case law,
it won't play with this magistrate judge.Copy !req
72. I've read over a dozen of her rulings,
all of which have sided with the plaintiff...Copy !req
73. on cases like this.Copy !req
74. I've included a memo to that effect,
which you can peruse at your leisure.Copy !req
75. Thanks, Erin.Copy !req
76. How about we move on
to client outreach.Copy !req
77. Jimmy?Copy !req
78. You still with us?Copy !req
79. I'm gonna save you
from having to brag.Copy !req
80. Over 200 new Sandpiper clients
signed over the past three weeks.Copy !req
81. - Well done, Jimmy.
- Thank you. Thanks, Cliff.Copy !req
82. Right now we're in the process
of mapping out the entire Southwest...Copy !req
83. targeting the largest
Sandpiper facilities first:Copy !req
84. Phoenix, Colorado Springs,
Fort Worth, Provo.Copy !req
85. That's just for starters. Ideally, my goal:
another 200 by the end of the month.Copy !req
86. With this many folks...Copy !req
87. we have an excellent shot
at a solid batch of plaintiffs...Copy !req
88. - ... for the classes in each district.
- Excellent.Copy !req
89. Look forward to the next report.Copy !req
90. On to a stickier wicket,
coordinating actions.Copy !req
91. Sorry, before we move on, I'd like to go
back to client outreach just for a moment.Copy !req
92. Looking over these numbers here,
really astonishing results, Jimmy.Copy !req
93. Incredible.Copy !req
94. Your last trip to Amarillo
you came back with 22 new clients.Copy !req
95. - Twenty-four.
- Twenty-four.Copy !req
96. I'm confused.Copy !req
97. How many people out there
actually responded to our direct mailer?Copy !req
98. One.Copy !req
99. Oh, right. Yeah.Copy !req
100. A Mrs. Alma May Urbano.Copy !req
101. But you got 24 new clients
from this one response?Copy !req
102. That is... Wow.Copy !req
103. Well, you're welcome.
I mean, what, is there a problem?Copy !req
104. Well, might not some parties,
the opposing counsel for example...Copy !req
105. see this differential and conclude...Copy !req
106. that there may have been
some solicitation involved?Copy !req
107. - I did not solicit.
- I'm wondering...Copy !req
108. how you account for your success...Copy !req
109. because it will definitely raise eyebrows
over at Schweikart & Cokely.Copy !req
110. I'm sorry, but it will.Copy !req
111. Particularly in a case
involving seniors...Copy !req
112. for whom the ethical guidelines
on solicitation...Copy !req
113. were virtually created by the ABA.Copy !req
114. Chuck, I'm sure that—Copy !req
115. Jimmy, if you could clear this up,
that would be helpful.Copy !req
116. I went to Amarillo to confer
with a client and to make sure...Copy !req
117. that we had a solid, good-faith basis
for our case there overall.Copy !req
118. As many of you are aware, I've visited
more than my share of retirement homes.Copy !req
119. These are close-knit communities.Copy !req
120. Let me tell you,
word gets around real fast.Copy !req
121. If Dorothy in Phase 2 gets
a new Rascal scooter, it's big news.Copy !req
122. So these other 23 residents,
they approached you?Copy !req
123. Cliff, they heard the scuttlebutt
before I crossed state lines.Copy !req
124. And I certainly didn't have
to go knocking on any doors.Copy !req
125. And is it any surprise
that they wanna speak with a guy...Copy !req
126. who's there to show them
they may have money coming their way?Copy !req
127. I gotta tell you, with all that in mind...Copy !req
128. I should've done better.Copy !req
129. Makes sense. Howard?Copy !req
130. Chuck?Copy !req
131. We good to move on?Copy !req
132. Chuck, not incidentally,
it is absolutely vital...Copy !req
133. that we dot our I's and cross
our T's here. Invaluable. So, thank you.Copy !req
134. Well, the price of excellence
is eternal vigilance.Copy !req
135. Indeed.Copy !req
136. Coordination.
I believe that's where we left off.Copy !req
137. That's right. Brian, this is your thing,
so why don't you take this.Copy !req
138. Sure. Ahem. Considering the dimensions
of these cases...Copy !req
139. taken together and individually,
it makes sense to designate someone...Copy !req
140. to handle the scheduling.Copy !req
141. What I'm proposing is we create a small
team at D&M dedicated specifically...Copy !req
142. to coordinating all elements
of the individual actions.Copy !req
143. - We'll loop in HHM on anything—
- I'm sorry. Excuse me for interrupting.Copy !req
144. I just wanna say
that I take Chuck's point, I do.Copy !req
145. I mean, this is like
a "wife of Caesar" type thing.Copy !req
146. There can't even be a hint
of solicitation...Copy !req
147. so I'm gonna pull back.Copy !req
148. All right, no more meet-and-greets
at Sandpiper facilities.Copy !req
149. I'll find another way to proceed.Copy !req
150. Jimmy, we'll leave that up to you.Copy !req
151. You know,
client outreach is your department.Copy !req
152. Uh... Where was I?Copy !req
153. Okay, right.Copy !req
154. If we have a more consolidated nerve
centre here in New Mexico where the...Copy !req
155. Hey, Kim, where can I get a copy
of that Niederman deposition?Copy !req
156. I've got an extra Niederman, Jimmy.
You can have one of mine.Copy !req
157. - Wow. Thanks, Erin.
- No worries.Copy !req
158. - Oh, shoot, where did I put that?
- Thanks, that's...Copy !req
159. Man, you believe Chuck in there?
Jesus, solicitation?Copy !req
160. Let me tell you,
when we were building this case...Copy !req
161. I was chasing down 80-year-old
mall-walkers.Copy !req
162. That was solicitation,
but did he say "boo"? Bullshit, he did.Copy !req
163. What happened in Texas?Copy !req
164. Nothing.Copy !req
165. - I did my job.
- No song-and-dance in the day room...Copy !req
166. - ... for the old-timers?
- No. No.Copy !req
167. - Not in the day room.
- Solicitation can get you disbarred.Copy !req
168. - This matters.
- Well, here's what I think matters:Copy !req
169. Twenty-four senior citizens
now have representation.Copy !req
170. Before, they didn't know
they were getting ripped off.Copy !req
171. Now they have us in their corner.
How is that not a win?Copy !req
172. You said in there
you'd find another way.Copy !req
173. Did you mean it?Copy !req
174. - Sure. Absolutely, I'll...
- Oh, it's just...Copy !req
175. Look, I...Copy !req
176. I need you to understand something
very critical here.Copy !req
177. Shoot.Copy !req
178. I put myself on the line
to get you this job.Copy !req
179. Okay. I thought it was because
I'm sensational with old people.Copy !req
180. Yeah, and who do you think
told them that?Copy !req
181. - So, what, you threw me a bone?
- No, asshole.Copy !req
182. You know I believe in you.Copy !req
183. But then I made my beliefs known
to them.Copy !req
184. And now everything you do
reflects back on me with Howard...Copy !req
185. because ultimately I talked him into
going out on a limb for you too.Copy !req
186. Do you understand?
It's my word, it's my judgement.Copy !req
187. Yeah.Copy !req
188. You and I both know
you can do this job.Copy !req
189. But, please, you just have to do it right.Copy !req
190. Yeah, you wanna make sure you
put in the batteries the right way...Copy !req
191. or it won't work.Copy !req
192. Then you close them up,
and I think—Copy !req
193. I think you're good to go, young lady.Copy !req
194. Why don't you give his foot
a squeeze.Copy !req
195. He's funny.Copy !req
196. Oh, darling.Copy !req
197. I'm gonna name you...Copy !req
198. Mr. Snuggly.Copy !req
199. Are you hungry?Copy !req
200. I'm gonna get you some...Copy !req
201. That should get you through
to next month.Copy !req
202. Mike, thank you.Copy !req
203. - But you shouldn't feel that you need to—
- Too late.Copy !req
204. - Something up?
- Mm.Copy !req
205. - Feels like something is up.
- No, it's...Copy !req
206. - I didn't get much sleep. My head is...
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
207. You tell me it's none of my business,
I'll drop it.Copy !req
208. - I don't want you to worry.
- Not the worrying kind.Copy !req
209. Last two nights I heard gunshots.Copy !req
210. First night, they were maybe a block
or two over, woke me up.Copy !req
211. My first thought was firecrackers.
That's what I assumed at the time.Copy !req
212. But then last night,
there's no mistaking it.Copy !req
213. There was three of them.
They were quick: Pop, pop, pop.Copy !req
214. Closer, like they were
right outside the house.Copy !req
215. - You call the cops?
- Yeah.Copy !req
216. Took them over an hour to get here,
they looked around for two minutes...Copy !req
217. but by then
there was nothing to see.Copy !req
218. - I'm staying here tonight.
- No. Mike, no, that's not necessary.Copy !req
219. - It is not a problem. I'll take the couch.
- Mike, you asked, so I answered.Copy !req
220. Please, don't make me sorry I told you.Copy !req
221. Kaylee, come. Hm?Copy !req
222. Get your supper.Copy !req
223. What about Colorado Springs?Copy !req
224. Um...Copy !req
225. Two hundred eighty-three residents,
and we sent out 283 mailers.Copy !req
226. Yeah, and how many response cards
came back?Copy !req
227. - Zero.
- Zero?Copy !req
228. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
229. - Dana, Toni, have a good one.
- You too, Mr. Main.Copy !req
230. Cliff, can I have a second?Copy !req
231. - What's up?
- Yeah, it's the Sandpiper mailers.Copy !req
232. We should be getting responses
of like 12 to 15 percent...Copy !req
233. but we're getting ones and twos,
in Colorado Springs: zero.Copy !req
234. Wow. How can that be?Copy !req
235. I'm thinking it's the staff.Copy !req
236. They're tossing the mailers before they
can reach the residents.Copy !req
237. Maybe they got told to do it
by the Sandpiper front office...Copy !req
238. which would be actionable as hell.Copy !req
239. If we could prove it. Big "if."Copy !req
240. And to do so would take
more manpower than I can spare.Copy !req
241. Let's just stick with
getting those client numbers up.Copy !req
242. - Guess you better think of another way.
- I think I got it.Copy !req
243. TV commercial, highly targeted.Copy !req
244. Let me tell you,
at Sandpiper the trains run on time.Copy !req
245. Mussolini would be proud.Copy !req
246. Everyone I've visited so far,
same exact schedule.Copy !req
247. Ten a.m., water aerobics,
2 p.m., line dancing, so on and so forth.Copy !req
248. They always leave 3 p.m. to 4 p.m.
free. Why? Murder She Wrote. Heh.Copy !req
249. It's been in syndication
since like the 1850s.Copy !req
250. Let me tell you,
when that thing comes on...Copy !req
251. it draws blue-hairs
like moths to a bug zapper.Copy !req
252. Three-fourteen p.m.,
end of the first act cliffhanger...Copy !req
253. first commercial up: Davis & Main.Copy !req
254. Guaranteed eyeballs, lots of them.Copy !req
255. There's nothing Sandpiper
can do about that.Copy !req
256. We ran a commercial a few years back,
another class-action case...Copy !req
257. kind of a new thing for us.Copy !req
258. It's not exactly my go-to, but,
generally speaking, I'm open to it.Copy !req
259. - We will talk next week.
- Great.Copy !req
260. Safe travels.Copy !req
261. If you or a family member...Copy !req
262. have been diagnosed
with mesothelioma...Copy !req
263. or related conditions, you may be
entitled to monetary damages.Copy !req
264. Mesothelioma is a rare lung disease
usually associated...Copy !req
265. with exposure to asbestos,
a known human carcinogen.Copy !req
266. Long-term inhalation of asbestos fibres
can cause serious or fatal illnesses...Copy !req
267. including malignant lung cancer,
mesothelioma and asbestosis.Copy !req
268. Remember, they worked really hard
to get that just right.Copy !req
269. - To get what just right?
- The swirl.Copy !req
270. They wanted kind of nebulous,
but not too nebulous.Copy !req
271. Then there was the issue of the speed.Copy !req
272. I remember there were a lot
of meetings about that.Copy !req
273. I'll bet.Copy !req
274. For your free consultation
call Davis & Main at 505-242-7700.Copy !req
275. That's 505-242-7700.Copy !req
276. - Cliff signed off on this?
- The partners were very happy.Copy !req
277. What do you think?Copy !req
278. I think:Copy !req
279. What ever happened to showmanship?Copy !req
280. Yo, check it out. Ricola!Copy !req
281. - Ricola!
- Hey.Copy !req
282. Why don't you two ass-clowns act
like the professionals...Copy !req
283. your parents are paying
for you to become.Copy !req
284. - This happens to be very valuable.
- Yeah? What is it?Copy !req
285. This one is the Alpine shepherd boy.
It's for her nephew.Copy !req
286. So come on, join me.
Production meeting, bring it in.Copy !req
287. All right, now look,
teamwork makes the dream work.Copy !req
288. Together we can make something,
dare I say it, bravura.Copy !req
289. This is a golden opportunity,
especially for you.Copy !req
290. This will play all around the Southwest,
so who knows what it can lead to.Copy !req
291. Better lead to a hundred bucks each.Copy !req
292. - What is it with you and money?
- Saving up for a VX2000.Copy !req
293. Hey, pop quiz. What do we three have
in common with the greats?Copy !req
294. Welles, Fellini, Bergman, the biggies.Copy !req
295. What?Copy !req
296. All three of them, to a man...Copy !req
297. worked in the highly lucrative,
creatively-rewarding field of advertising.Copy !req
298. And tonight we join them.
This is heady stuff, right?Copy !req
299. Okay, so pay attention.Copy !req
300. We open on Granny
and she is rocking.Copy !req
301. So, she's back and forth, just very—
Back and forth.Copy !req
302. And then, very slowly and smoothly...Copy !req
303. the camera moves towards—Copy !req
304. - Dolly.
- A dolly, good.Copy !req
305. See a dolly here?Copy !req
306. - You guys didn't bring a dolly?
- Nope, no dolly.Copy !req
307. - You didn't ask for a dolly.
- Gotta ask. Dolly is extra.Copy !req
308. - That's true.
- Okay, no dolly.Copy !req
309. Um, heh.Copy !req
310. We will improvise, then.Copy !req
311. Stay with me.
She's rocking. She's shivering.Copy !req
312. She's clutching...Copy !req
313. at a tattered shawl.Copy !req
314. They turned the heat off on her,
these evil bastards.Copy !req
315. She's cold and hungry,
she's friendless.Copy !req
316. This is heart-rending stuff, man.Copy !req
317. Okay, it's a oner
and it's shot in glorious black and white.Copy !req
318. - We can do that, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
319. So, that's it, old lady in a chair?
That's your commercial?Copy !req
320. Does anybody like you?Copy !req
321. I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. McGill.Copy !req
322. Makes the grab, two outs here.Copy !req
323. He got underneath that one.
I think it's...Copy !req
324. An easy, easy pop fly
out to dead centre.Copy !req
325. That'll bring up...Copy !req
326. Murphy's gone 13 for 29
over his last eight games...Copy !req
327. batting a blistering.343 overall.Copy !req
328. And now Louis again
working quickly with the bench.Copy !req
329. Murphy swings, it's a two-hopper
into the crowd, foul ball.Copy !req
330. Have a good one.Copy !req
331. Hey, honey, what's happening?Copy !req
332. What's wrong?Copy !req
333. What happened?Copy !req
334. - Where's Kaylee?
- She's at school.Copy !req
335. - She's fine, she doesn't know about it.
- Are you all right?Copy !req
336. Let me show you.Copy !req
337. It's up there.Copy !req
338. You see it?Copy !req
339. It's right up there.Copy !req
340. You see that?
You see the shape of it?Copy !req
341. - You do see it, right?
- Uh, I see it.Copy !req
342. What time did you hear the shots?Copy !req
343. 2:13 this morning.
I looked at the clock.Copy !req
344. It was three of them.
It was exactly like last time.Copy !req
345. And you didn't call the police?Copy !req
346. No, I... What's the point?Copy !req
347. Uh, I'm thinking outside the box, but...Copy !req
348. You think maybe it's possible
that you dreamed it?Copy !req
349. It happens sometimes.Copy !req
350. I didn't dream it, Mike.Copy !req
351. Because I didn't sleep a wink last night.Copy !req
352. That came from a bullet.
I mean, it must have.Copy !req
353. It wasn't there before last night.
I promise you.Copy !req
354. - And I don't know—
- Okay.Copy !req
355. Okay.Copy !req
356. Jesus.Copy !req
357. I mean, I was here.
I was here and you weren't.Copy !req
358. I believe you.Copy !req
359. I believe you.Copy !req
360. All right.Copy !req
361. That's it. We're getting you
and Kaylee out of this house.Copy !req
362. End of story.Copy !req
363. Do you ever wonder about these things?Copy !req
364. - What things?
- This. Like what's the story with these?Copy !req
365. Who was it who first said,
"Hey, I know, big bowl of balls"?Copy !req
366. I don't know. They came with the place.Copy !req
367. No shit. They're in
every corporate apartment in the world.Copy !req
368. They're like the Gideon bible.Copy !req
369. Hey. Don't be jealous of my
big bowl of balls. It's unbecoming.Copy !req
370. Why do they all have
to have empty vases?Copy !req
371. Well, it's the law. Plus it's a metaphor.Copy !req
372. Gotta say, I will miss
the nail salon's vibrating chairs.Copy !req
373. Well, for you I can make
any chair in this place vibrate.Copy !req
374. You ready for this?Copy !req
375. Okay. Here goes.Copy !req
376. You're 86 years old, you're a resident
of Sandpiper, Colorado Springs.Copy !req
377. You just finished your afternoon snack,
lime Jell-O.Copy !req
378. - Lime. Got it.
- You're in the day room.Copy !req
379. You're watching
your favourite TV programme.Copy !req
380. What's this? There's been another
murder in Cabot Cove?Copy !req
381. - No.
- Yes.Copy !req
382. The sheriff is in over his head.Copy !req
383. Jessica Fletcher has to put aside
the novel she's been writing...Copy !req
384. and assist law enforcement.Copy !req
385. Shocker,
the killer left behind a cryptogram...Copy !req
386. and commercial.Copy !req
387. My husband and
I scrimped and saved for so many years.Copy !req
388. We did our best
to build a nest egg...Copy !req
389. so that we wouldn't be a burden
to our family.Copy !req
390. After Ronald passed,
I moved to an assisted living facility.Copy !req
391. A nice place. They told me
they'd take care of everything.Copy !req
392. But, then one day
they said all my money was gone.Copy !req
393. How could that be?Copy !req
394. Where did it all go?Copy !req
395. That's not a real tear?Copy !req
396. If you or a loved one
is a resident...Copy !req
397. - Visine.
- ... of the Sandpiper Crossing facility...Copy !req
398. or other
associated retirement community...Copy !req
399. you may be eligible
to receive compensation.Copy !req
400. For a free consultation,
call the law offices of Davis & Main...Copy !req
401. at 505-242-7700.Copy !req
402. That's 505-242-7700.Copy !req
403. Well?Copy !req
404. You made that,
with some film students?Copy !req
405. I directed.Copy !req
406. It looks professional.Copy !req
407. - And?
- And if I were an 86-year-old...Copy !req
408. Sandpiper resident...Copy !req
409. - ... I'd be dialling.
- Yes.Copy !req
410. Up top.Copy !req
411. And all made in accordance
with the rules and regulations...Copy !req
412. of the American Bar Association.Copy !req
413. Good.Copy !req
414. I can't believe
Davis & Main went for it.Copy !req
415. Well...Copy !req
416. - ... I'm in charge of the department.
- Yeah, but still, you know.Copy !req
417. Cliff Main was fine with this.
Heh-heh.Copy !req
418. Why wouldn't he be?Copy !req
419. He... No, it's...Copy !req
420. It's fantastic.Copy !req
421. Let's celebrate. I'm getting more wine.
You want some?Copy !req
422. Absolutely.Copy !req
423. Thursday at 11
in the Conference Room? Okay.Copy !req
424. Very good. Thank you.Copy !req
425. Colorado Springs, Colorado. Yeah.Copy !req
426. I'd like the number
for KKTV channel 11.Copy !req
427. Omar! What's the cut-off for FedEx?
I need to get a package out, tout de suite.Copy !req
428. Oh. Yes, can you connect me
to your ad sales department?Copy !req
429. Thanks.Copy !req
430. Gums look good. No recession.Copy !req
431. Tongue looks good too.
Eyes are clear.Copy !req
432. This little lady's in fine fettle.Copy !req
433. - One of the girls can trim her nails.
- No, some other time.Copy !req
434. What do you got for me?Copy !req
435. Bodyguard job, 200 bucks.Copy !req
436. What else?Copy !req
437. For you,
that's the best fit I've got.Copy !req
438. I know a loan shark.Copy !req
439. Always needs
enforcement and recovery.Copy !req
440. Pays good and it's steady work.Copy !req
441. Most of the time
we're just talking intimidation.Copy !req
442. - Strictly verbal.
- Most of the time.Copy !req
443. I'm not breaking legs. What else?Copy !req
444. Look.Copy !req
445. We discussed this.Copy !req
446. You want next-level pay,
you gotta do next-level work.Copy !req
447. I respect where you're coming from.Copy !req
448. I do. But that's just how it goes.Copy !req
449. All right.Copy !req
450. She's gonna need a DHPP shot.Copy !req
451. Six months.
We'll send you a reminder card.Copy !req
452. Till then.Copy !req
453. Give me the bodyguard job.Copy !req
454. For 200?Copy !req
455. Call you with the where and the when.Copy !req
456. Yes, sir. He's expecting your call.Copy !req
457. - So, everybody knows—
- They know.Copy !req
458. Every line starting with 7700
has been rerouted to the bullpen.Copy !req
459. Plus your office.
The assistants know to keep them open.Copy !req
460. So if you're on a call
and another call comes in...Copy !req
461. it doesn't go to
an answering machine?Copy !req
462. Very important. Old people
don't like talking to robots.Copy !req
463. If I'm on a call and another call
comes in, it'll roll over to Maida.Copy !req
464. After that, Iris will get the next one.Copy !req
465. Then Julian and then Barbara
and Yvonne...Copy !req
466. right on down the line.Copy !req
467. Good. Let's make that the plan then.Copy !req
468. Oh, so, ahem...Copy !req
469. What time do you have?Copy !req
470. Quarter after.
It should be running now, right?Copy !req
471. Is there anything else?Copy !req
472. No. Thanks. It's—Copy !req
473. I'll just be in my office.Copy !req
474. Come on.Copy !req
475. Come on, Colorado Springs, come on.Copy !req
476. Good afternoon, Davis & Main,
attorneys at law, how may we help you?Copy !req
477. Yes, ma'am.
Yes, ma'am, that is unfortunate.Copy !req
478. Now, to get your case started...Copy !req
479. may I ask for a name and a number
for one of our attorneys to reach you?Copy !req
480. Good afternoon,
Davis & Main, attorneys at law.Copy !req
481. Can I help you? Yes, that is—Copy !req
482. Good afternoon, Davis & Main.Copy !req
483. Good afternoon, Davis & Main.
Sandpiper hotline, how may I help you?Copy !req
484. We'll get back to you.Copy !req
485. Yes, ma'am. We'll be happy to send
an information packet to you.Copy !req
486. May I ask...Copy !req
487. are you currently a resident
of the Sandpiper Crossing facility?Copy !req
488. Good afternoon, Davis & Main.Copy !req
489. - Bingo.
- Are you currently a resident at...Copy !req
490. I'll just need a name
and a phone number.Copy !req
491. Yeah.Copy !req
492. Something came in this evening...Copy !req
493. and it's definitely next-level pay.Copy !req
494. Yeah?Copy !req
495. It's probably a long shot,
given your selectivity.Copy !req
496. What's the job?Copy !req
497. I asked. The guy wouldn't tell me.Copy !req
498. But whatever it is, it's serious money.
And the guy?Copy !req
499. He specifically asked for you.Copy !req
500. And who's the guy?Copy !req
501. - I can't hold it, sir.
- No control in the planes.Copy !req
502. We're going down and fast.Copy !req
503. "We're going down and fast."
Check this out. This is the good part.Copy !req
504. - Anything?
- So do they all die? Tell me that much.Copy !req
505. Does Rock Hudson run them
into an iceberg?Copy !req
506. Is this before or after
he did McMillan & Wife?Copy !req
507. Shut up, watch the movie.Copy !req
508. What is this weird fascination
you have with stories...Copy !req
509. of men trapped on the North Pole?Copy !req
510. Ice Station Zebra is on the North Pole.Copy !req
511. The Thing takes place on the South Pole.
They could not be any more different.Copy !req
512. - Aye, sir.
- My dad loves this one.Copy !req
513. - Put it in the red.
- Yeah. Him and Howard Hughes.Copy !req
514. I know, right?Copy !req
515. Can't get two finer reviews than that.Copy !req
516. How much pressure left in the air tanks?Copy !req
517. Down to 800 pounds, sir.Copy !req
518. - Secure aft to group below.
- Secure aft to group.Copy !req
519. Unh-unh.Copy !req
520. - It's the boss.
- At this hour?Copy !req
521. Oh. It's never too late for congratulations.Copy !req
522. Cliff, Jesus, you're still at the office.Copy !req
523. You ran a commercial?Copy !req
524. Yeah, and oh, my God, let me tell you:
The response has been—Copy !req
525. You ran a commercial...Copy !req
526. without showing it to me
and consulting me and my partners.Copy !req
527. Did you actually think
that was gonna fly?Copy !req
528. I was planning on telling you
in the morning.Copy !req
529. - The day after it aired?
- I only ran it once.Copy !req
530. Just in one small market.
It was kind of an experiment, all right?Copy !req
531. Kind of under the radar.Copy !req
532. And in all fairness, you did tell me
client outreach was my department.Copy !req
533. Don't be disingenuous.Copy !req
534. This commercial,
I take it my firm's name is mentioned?Copy !req
535. Yes. Yeah.Copy !req
536. Jesus. Howard said
you were a little eccentric...Copy !req
537. he didn't tell me
you're a goddamn arsonist.Copy !req
538. Cliff, to be fair, I don't think, uh...Copy !req
539. I apologise if there was any misreading
of the situation on my part.Copy !req
540. But there's
a very positive headline here.Copy !req
541. We got 103 phone calls today...Copy !req
542. off a measly $700 ad buy.
Now that kind of return on investment...Copy !req
543. - ... you can't—
- Tomorrow morning, 8:00, my office...Copy !req
544. with the partners.
We wanna see this thing.Copy !req
545. Cliff, when you see this,
I know you'll—Copy !req
546. Yeah, Cliff.Copy !req
547. Thank you.Copy !req
548. Yeah, you too.Copy !req
549. Okay, see you.Copy !req
550. Golden boy.Copy !req
551. That's me.Copy !req
552. So what did I miss?
Anything blow up yet?Copy !req
553. Feeling cautious?Copy !req
554. You gonna tell me
what we're doing here?Copy !req
555. - I've got a problem.
- Okay.Copy !req
556. This problem, I can't solve it myself.Copy !req
557. This problem, is it a who or a what?Copy !req
558. There's a guy.Copy !req
559. I need him to go away.Copy !req