1. Good night, ladies. Get home safe.Copy !req
2. - See you later.
- Good night.Copy !req
3. No, no. No!Copy !req
4. No! Goddamn it! No.Copy !req
5. Come on.Copy !req
6. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
7. Somebody!Copy !req
8. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
9. Hey!Copy !req
10. —the problem with it
is because they believe he's worth...Copy !req
11. the problem of the National Football...Copy !req
12. —the football from a player...Copy !req
13. —that took place. Those were attitudes...Copy !req
14. —I mean,
there are plenty of rules in play...Copy !req
15. You can go.Copy !req
16. Ah. Here he is.Copy !req
17. Great. Jimmy, right on time.
Good to see you.Copy !req
18. Hello, Howard.Copy !req
19. - Hey. Hi.
- James McGill, Clifford Main.Copy !req
20. Just Jimmy.
It's a pleasure to meet you, Clifford.Copy !req
21. Likewise. We know all about
your work on Sandpiper.Copy !req
22. Well, it's a group effort.Copy !req
23. I mean, the folks at HHM
are just knocking it out of the park.Copy !req
24. - Well, the case wouldn't exist without you.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
25. Once you get him on your team,
you'll know why I call him Charlie Hustle.Copy !req
26. Jimmy, these are my associates,
Brian Archuleta and Erin Brill.Copy !req
27. - Nice to meet you both.
- Great to meet you.Copy !req
28. I hate to do this...Copy !req
29. but could I borrow Ms. Wexler
for a moment?Copy !req
30. - If you will excuse us...
- Ahem. Pardon me.Copy !req
31. - What's going on?
- I just... Ahem. Listen, here's the thing.Copy !req
32. If I take this job,
does that mean the two of us...?Copy !req
33. I mean...Copy !req
34. - Does it mean...?
- What? What?Copy !req
35. What the hell is this?Copy !req
36. If I take this job today
with Davis & Main...Copy !req
37. does that mean that you and me...?Copy !req
38. Is this— Is this gonna happen?Copy !req
39. Jimmy.Copy !req
40. I...Copy !req
41. I...Copy !req
42. One thing has absolutely nothing to do
with the other.Copy !req
43. - Nothing at all?
- No.Copy !req
44. Of course not, why would it?Copy !req
45. Great.Copy !req
46. Uh...Copy !req
47. Sorry about that.Copy !req
48. Listen, I just wanna say thank you,
sincerely, for your interest in me.Copy !req
49. It's an honour to be considered,
but at this time— At this time...Copy !req
50. I'm gonna have to take myself
out of the running. Thanks.Copy !req
51. - Thank you, Howard.
- Uh...Copy !req
52. Jimmy?Copy !req
53. Well, that was quick.Copy !req
54. - No charge.
- Help me out here.Copy !req
55. Did I dream it or did I have
$1,600,000 on my desk in cash?Copy !req
56. No one on God's green earth
knew we had it.Copy !req
57. We could've split it fifty-fifty.Copy !req
58. We could've gone home
with $800,000 each...Copy !req
59. tax free.Copy !req
60. Your point being?Copy !req
61. Why didn't we?Copy !req
62. I remember you saying something
about doing the right thing.Copy !req
63. You wanna know why
I didn't take that money?Copy !req
64. Is that what you're asking?Copy !req
65. Yeah, that's what I'm asking.Copy !req
66. Me personally, I was hired to do a job...Copy !req
67. I did it, that's as far as it goes.Copy !req
68. Yeah, well...Copy !req
69. I know what stopped me.Copy !req
70. And you know what?
It's never stopping me again.Copy !req
71. Chào các cô, ladies.Copy !req
72. Mrs. Nguyen, it's a beautiful day out,
you should get out once in a while.Copy !req
73. Throw a Frisbee, have some fun.Copy !req
74. I have a business to run.Copy !req
75. No, the business is running you.Copy !req
76. Listen to me. You'll thank me later.Copy !req
77. Cucumber water for customer only.Copy !req
78. Hey, it's me.Copy !req
79. Jesus. Hello?Copy !req
80. Hello?Copy !req
81. It's me. I got a new car. You like it?Copy !req
82. We're not taking that to the meet.Copy !req
83. How are we gonna get there?Copy !req
84. I'll drive my car.Copy !req
85. - Why?
- This business requires restraint.Copy !req
86. That is the opposite of restraint.Copy !req
87. But I like it.Copy !req
88. I mean, I'm proud of it.Copy !req
89. Good, then you be proud of it
on your own time.Copy !req
90. But not with me, I'm not getting in that.Copy !req
91. Okay, then don't.Copy !req
92. Honestly, you don't really do anything.Copy !req
93. I've been paying you
the salary of three people...Copy !req
94. to just stand behind me.Copy !req
95. You know? And these last few deals,
this Nacho fella, he's been coming alone.Copy !req
96. I mean, if he doesn't need backup men,
then, I mean, why do I need you?Copy !req
97. I should just go alone.Copy !req
98. I'm throwing— I'm throwing away money.Copy !req
99. Just tossing it away into the trash.Copy !req
100. Look, you do whatever you want,
but I'm advising you...Copy !req
101. do not go to that meet
without someone watching your back.Copy !req
102. Yeah, well,
of course you're gonna say that.Copy !req
103. I mean, you don't wanna be
out of this easy-peasy job.Copy !req
104. Well, I'm sorry,
but this is the gravy train...Copy !req
105. and it's leaving the station right now.Copy !req
106. So last chance.Copy !req
107. All aboard.Copy !req
108. Seriously, last chance.Copy !req
109. I'm gonna count to, say, 10,
and then I'm—Copy !req
110. All right, then,
your services are no longer needed.Copy !req
111. No old guy?Copy !req
112. What, did he break a hip
or something?Copy !req
113. I know, right?Copy !req
114. Yeah, no, we— We parted ways.Copy !req
115. Yeah, saw things differently, so...Copy !req
116. You know how it is.Copy !req
117. This is interesting.Copy !req
118. Oh, yeah. You like it?Copy !req
119. - Can I take a look?
- Oh, be my guest.Copy !req
120. Get in, check it out.Copy !req
121. Wow.Copy !req
122. - Impressive.
- Thank you.Copy !req
123. Get in, feel the leather.Copy !req
124. Yeah, it's a H2.Copy !req
125. Brand-new off the line.Copy !req
126. Slimmer than the H1,
but longer, more height.Copy !req
127. Yeah, it's a honey.
V8 engine, 325 horsepower.Copy !req
128. Tri-zone climate controls,
so you can have a girl in a bikini...Copy !req
129. and another in a parka, and they're
both gonna be comfortable. Ha-ha.Copy !req
130. You're riding around
with two girls in your SUV.Copy !req
131. - You'd be really comfortable, huh?
- Oh, yeah. Yes.Copy !req
132. I'm gonna count this quick.Copy !req
133. Do your thing, make sure it's right.Copy !req
134. Okey-dokey, we are good.Copy !req
135. Same as before.Copy !req
136. Still factory sealed.Copy !req
137. And as always,
you're welcome to count them.Copy !req
138. I trust you.Copy !req
139. Great, thank you.Copy !req
140. See you next time.Copy !req
141. Hello. Yes.Copy !req
142. No, sorry.Copy !req
143. Yes, this is James McGill,
but I'm no longer a lawyer, so...Copy !req
144. That's right, not a lawyer. Bye.Copy !req
145. So this is what a midlife crisis looks like?Copy !req
146. Not midlife crisis.Copy !req
147. Clarity. Midlife clarity.Copy !req
148. Clarity? Huh.Copy !req
149. Clearly explain to me why you walked out
on the best job opportunity of your life.Copy !req
150. Get in the pool and I'll tell you.Copy !req
151. - Get in the pool?
- Yeah, come on.Copy !req
152. Pop in the gift shop and buy a bathing
suit. Get a one-piece, nothing fancy.Copy !req
153. The water is perfect, it's 82 degrees.Copy !req
154. You can order a drink,
and you gotta try this crab dip.Copy !req
155. - Why are you acting like this?
- I'm not acting like anything.Copy !req
156. I just finally decided to be me.Copy !req
157. Everything okay, Mr. Cumpston?
Would you like another drink?Copy !req
158. I'm good with this.Copy !req
159. I'll tell you what, Mr. Cumpston.Copy !req
160. If you really wanna talk,
I'll be in the bar. Not for long.Copy !req
161. Hey, Rolando, cheque.Copy !req
162. What do you—
What do you mean, quit the law?Copy !req
163. I quit it, simple as that.Copy !req
164. Oh, well, thanks for explaining,
Jimmy...Copy !req
165. - ... it's super clear now.
- Hey, buddy?Copy !req
166. Is that a misprint right there?
It's gotta be, right?Copy !req
167. - The Zafiro Añejo?
- Yeah.Copy !req
168. - That's correct, actually, believe it or not.
- Holy shit, a $50 shot of tequila?Copy !req
169. - Is it worth it?
- Apparently.Copy !req
170. It's kind of a personal choice thing.Copy !req
171. Well, I can't die without trying
a $50 shot of tequila, so two.Copy !req
172. Dos, neat, and we can charge that
to the room, can't we?Copy !req
173. No, we can't. We...Copy !req
174. I am paying.Copy !req
175. And he will be having
a shot of your well brand...Copy !req
176. and I'll have a glass
of your house red.Copy !req
177. We have a cabernet,
a pinot and a syrah.Copy !req
178. Whatever, dealer's choice.Copy !req
179. - Something with alcohol.
- You got it.Copy !req
180. Jimmy.Copy !req
181. Did something happen in Cicero?Copy !req
182. Why did something have to happen?Copy !req
183. When I talked to you about Davis &
Main, you were ready to take the job.Copy !req
184. Now you're back,
and you're suddenly quitting the law?Copy !req
185. Cheating hotels
out of expensive liquor.Copy !req
186. Wearing a weird pinkie ring.Copy !req
187. What, are you in the Mafia now?Copy !req
188. Asking if we have a future.Copy !req
189. I mean, where did that come from?Copy !req
190. I don't know, I just...Copy !req
191. Cicero has nothing to do with it.Copy !req
192. It's my whole life. Well...Copy !req
193. my life since Chuck
made me come to Albuquerque.Copy !req
194. Ever since I got here, all I've done
is try to make Chuck happy.Copy !req
195. Bend over backwards to please Chuck.Copy !req
196. Chuck, Chuck, Chuck. Well, no more.Copy !req
197. You quitting the law,
isn't that exactly what Chuck wants?Copy !req
198. Who cares? This is for me, okay?Copy !req
199. I got into the law
for all the wrong reasons.Copy !req
200. I'm trusting my instincts.Copy !req
201. I think that my talents
are better spent elsewhere.Copy !req
202. Where?
Floating in somebody else's pool?Copy !req
203. Jimmy, you're a great lawyer.Copy !req
204. Why give that up?Copy !req
205. I'm not saying it didn't have its moments.Copy !req
206. But the stuff I liked about it,
selling people, convincing people...Copy !req
207. I don't have to be a lawyer to do that.Copy !req
208. Besides, people tell me
how they see me...Copy !req
209. - ... and it's not as a lawyer.
- All right.Copy !req
210. - Here you go.
- Thank you.Copy !req
211. Let me know if I can
get you guys anything else.Copy !req
212. - Bobby, what up, brother-man?
- Oh, thanks.Copy !req
213. Short it.Copy !req
214. Short it.Copy !req
215. Short it. Short that shit.Copy !req
216. That stock is useless, it's got no legs.
It's like a circus freak minus the fun.Copy !req
217. That one's even worse.
Who's giving you these?Copy !req
218. Do me a favour. Take a pillow...Copy !req
219. put it over that stock's face
until you hear the deathbed queef.Copy !req
220. - Okay, so?
- It's a loser.Copy !req
221. If you're not gonna be a lawyer,
then what?Copy !req
222. Float around and wait
for your Sandpiper money to roll in?Copy !req
223. - That could take years.
- Sandpiper has no bearing on this at all.Copy !req
224. Okay, then, what's the plan?Copy !req
225. - To be open to the universe.
- Okay, so no plan.Copy !req
226. Just walk the earth?
Like Jules at the end of Pulp Fiction?Copy !req
227. Look, whatever the universe presents,
whatever opportunity arises...Copy !req
228. - ... I will take it.
- Whatever opportunity?Copy !req
229. - Yeah.
- Wasn't Davis & Main an opportunity?Copy !req
230. It's a great opportunity,
and you're walking away from it.Copy !req
231. Look...Copy !req
232. shouldn't you at least try the job
before you say no?Copy !req
233. And waste everyone's time,
including my own?Copy !req
234. Kim, I appreciate your concern...Copy !req
235. but it's not for me. I don't want it.Copy !req
236. Jimmy, do you remember
how long you studied for that bar?Copy !req
237. - How hard you worked?
- It's like a burn victim...Copy !req
238. All that effort,
you're just gonna toss it away?Copy !req
239. That's the sunk cost fallacy.Copy !req
240. - The what?
- The fallacy of sunk cost.Copy !req
241. It's what gamblers do,
they throw good money after bad...Copy !req
242. thinking they can
turn their luck around.Copy !req
243. It's like, "I've already spent
this much money...Copy !req
244. or time, whatever,
I gotta keep going!"Copy !req
245. No, there's no reward
at the end of this game.Copy !req
246. You are making a mistake.Copy !req
247. I know you're making a mistake.Copy !req
248. I've been doing the "right thing"
and where has it gotten me?Copy !req
249. - Nowhere.
- I'm sorry, I don't...Copy !req
250. Yeah. Not my thing.Copy !req
251. Not my thing. Still not my thing.Copy !req
252. - I don't get it. I just don't get it.
- It's what's right for me.Copy !req
253. Ha-ha-ha.
Donkey balls. Pure donkey balls, dude.Copy !req
254. Wall Street's for suckers.
Who needs that aggravation?Copy !req
255. If the Oracle doesn't have to live there,
I don't.Copy !req
256. I can make a million-dollar stock trade
on my laptop sitting on a toilet.Copy !req
257. Like Midas,
shitting gold bricks on my throne.Copy !req
258. That's why Spiegelman and Deitch
want my business. I'm a golden god.Copy !req
259. Of course I remember.
Who forgets that?Copy !req
260. That fart had the anger
of a repressed minority community.Copy !req
261. You fart like that in someone's face...Copy !req
262. you're gonna give them pinkeye for life.
Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
263. Good convo, bro.Copy !req
264. Till next time, brother-man.Copy !req
265. - Flip side, on it, check you.
- Come with me.Copy !req
266. - What?
- Just come on, trust me.Copy !req
267. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
268. You wanna understand
what I'm talking about? Follow my lead.Copy !req
269. Hey, buddy,
could you settle a bet for us?Copy !req
270. - Can I what?
- Sorry...Copy !req
271. I don't want it to sound like
I was eavesdropping, but I kind of was.Copy !req
272. We heard you talking about stocks.Copy !req
273. - Uh-huh.
- Yeah, so question...Copy !req
274. if you could settle a debate
between me and my sister.Copy !req
275. - We probably shouldn't bother—
- I wouldn't normally do this.Copy !req
276. But we need an expert.
This guy sounds like he knows his stuff.Copy !req
277. - Yeah, go.
- Okay, here's the question:Copy !req
278. When it comes to the stock market,
is there a financial limit...Copy !req
279. to how much
a person's allowed to invest?Copy !req
280. A limit?Copy !req
281. No, no limit.Copy !req
282. Knew it! Oh, even if it's an inheritance?Copy !req
283. You know, with, like,
inheritance taxes and whatnot?Copy !req
284. - Nope, same.
- That's— Oh, fantastic.Copy !req
285. Thank you, buddy. See, no limit.Copy !req
286. Told you we could invest it all,
and it's a smart move too.Copy !req
287. - Sticking it all in the bank? No.
- Um...Copy !req
288. Yeah, you can invest all your money,
just make sure you diversify.Copy !req
289. Yeah, diversify.Copy !req
290. That's— We gotta— Hey...Copy !req
291. what do you mean, "diversify"?Copy !req
292. Well, diversify is— You know the saying
"don't put all your eggs in one basket"?Copy !req
293. - Right? Same principle.
- Makes complete sense. Thank you.Copy !req
294. If I had an idea of the money
we're talking about, ballpark...Copy !req
295. I could give you examples
of smart diversification.Copy !req
296. Yeah, um...Copy !req
297. Look, an uncle on our father's side
recently passed...Copy !req
298. and he left us somewhere
in the neighbourhood of 1.4 million.Copy !req
299. And I don't mean to be greedy,
but I think if we invest it smart now...Copy !req
300. we could double it, triple it...Copy !req
301. we could quadruple
the whole inheritance, right?Copy !req
302. In my opinion?Copy !req
303. Fortune favours the bold, man.Copy !req
304. If you're free to join me for a drink,
I can give you a consult.Copy !req
305. That's all right, we'll do it ourselves
through an online brokerage site.Copy !req
306. We're just gonna pick classic— Like,
I think they're called blue chip stocks.Copy !req
307. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can totally do it yourself.Copy !req
308. Shoot for the tried and true.Copy !req
309. Of course, you might be putting your
cash in the Hindenburg, Andrea Doria...Copy !req
310. Corky Romano.Copy !req
311. Right? They all seemed
rock solid beforehand. But then...Copy !req
312. - Yeah, not good.
- Not good, yeah.Copy !req
313. So how do you know?Copy !req
314. Well, that's where
someone like myself comes in.Copy !req
315. Proven track record as a wealth manager.
I take calculated but aggressive risks...Copy !req
316. because I wanna catch lightning,
and I do.Copy !req
317. - I'm practically a money printing machine.
- That sounds good.Copy !req
318. A money printing machine.Copy !req
319. Listen, there's a little booth over here,
there's some privacy, we can talk.Copy !req
320. No obligations,
we can just rap about this a little bit.Copy !req
321. - Yeah, I guess.
- Yeah?Copy !req
322. What do you say, sis?Copy !req
323. Can we just talk?Copy !req
324. Electric slide on in there.
We'll rap a little, it's no—Copy !req
325. - My name's Ken, by the way.
- Viktor, with a K.Copy !req
326. Cool, Viktor with a K.Copy !req
327. And this lovely lady is?Copy !req
328. It's Giselle.Copy !req
329. - Giselle Saint Claire.
- Ah. Lovely.Copy !req
330. Please, sit. I won't bite.Copy !req
331. So Viktor with a K and Giselle,
exotic names.Copy !req
332. - They're Dutch.
- Well, Boer to be precise.Copy !req
333. Our father's side of the family
is from South Africa...Copy !req
334. which is where Uncle Humphrey
passed away.Copy !req
335. South Africa, they grow them beautiful
down there, right? Charlize Theron.Copy !req
336. - And you.
- Oh, well.Copy !req
337. I've never actually been,
but hope to go someday.Copy !req
338. Tell you what,
when I'm done with you...Copy !req
339. - ... you might take your own private jet.
- Nice.Copy !req
340. Excuse me, hi. We are sitting here now.Copy !req
341. We could use a wine list
if you get a chance—Copy !req
342. Hey, are you a tequila fan?Copy !req
343. Yes. You down for that?Copy !req
344. You ever try Zafiro Añejo?Copy !req
345. No, I have not, but I'm down for whatever.
Three of whatever she just said.Copy !req
346. - You got it.
- All right.Copy !req
347. So stock market, a great investment...Copy !req
348. and you're picking the right time
to jump in.Copy !req
349. Why do you listen to him? He's an idiot.Copy !req
350. He talks about his cars. He talks about...Copy !req
351. - How many cars did he have?
- I don't think...Copy !req
352. - It makes sense.
- That's it, Ken.Copy !req
353. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
354. Compliments of the bartender.
Thought you might want a souvenir.Copy !req
355. - My God, did we drink the entire bottle?
- Not yet, we didn't.Copy !req
356. Right here. Hey, hey, cheers.Copy !req
357. I think we're ready for the cheque.Copy !req
358. Oh...Copy !req
359. No, really, it's a smart way to go.Copy !req
360. Okay, but, so to be clear...Copy !req
361. you take the money
directly from our account...Copy !req
362. - ... and invest it—
- Diversify it.Copy !req
363. Diversify it. And then all the dividends
and all the profits...Copy !req
364. and the what-have-you
comes back into our account.Copy !req
365. Boom. Absolutely.Copy !req
366. You'll get a statement showing
how much your money is growing...Copy !req
367. - ... biggest bulls of the month, etcetera.
- Ken, buddy...Copy !req
368. let's do this.Copy !req
369. Great.Copy !req
370. Right there, Viktor with a K.
And, Giselle, you are next.Copy !req
371. - This is so exciting.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
372. - Folks, it's been a pleasure.
- Oops. I got that.Copy !req
373. - Can't let you do it, son.
- Wait, what? Ken.Copy !req
374. - You are the greatest. Thank you.
- No problem-o.Copy !req
375. This will be the best decision
you'll make.Copy !req
376. We should get out of your hair.Copy !req
377. - Yeah.
- Wait, wait, wait, this...Copy !req
378. is for you.
Now, that's got all my contact info.Copy !req
379. Call me anytime with questions,
or anything at all.Copy !req
380. - Ken.
- Bye.Copy !req
381. Call me, guys.Copy !req
382. - Bye.
- Try and stop us.Copy !req
383. Wow. Heh.Copy !req
384. Just wow.Copy !req
385. Hey.Copy !req
386. What—?Copy !req
387. - Is this right?
- Yes, sir, it is.Copy !req
388. Go, go, go!Copy !req
389. - Zafiro Añejo!
- Shh!Copy !req
390. Shut up. He's gonna come out.Copy !req
391. - Oh, no, I didn't read the fine print.
- Wait!Copy !req
392. Yeah!Copy !req
393. - Holy crap.
- I can't—Copy !req
394. Can I borrow that when you're done?Copy !req
395. No, that's gross.Copy !req
396. How is it gross?
Our germs have already intermingled.Copy !req
397. It's my toothbrush, it's different.Copy !req
398. - Why is it different?
- Because.Copy !req
399. You know, gums bleed,
and there's cold sores...Copy !req
400. All sorts of food and weird—Copy !req
401. - Come on.
- What? No!Copy !req
402. - Come on, I'll do it right now.
- I don't care.Copy !req
403. - I need to brush my teeth.
- I don't have an extra.Copy !req
404. That's fine. I got this.Copy !req
405. - Good, I'm fine with it.
- Yeah, me too.Copy !req
406. Wait till you see what I floss with.Copy !req
407. That's a keeper.Copy !req
408. Thank you, Viktor with a K.Copy !req
409. Hey, wouldn't it be great
if we could do that every night?Copy !req
410. Yes, it would.Copy !req
411. But we can't.Copy !req
412. I know. Yeah.Copy !req
413. But I'm just saying,
if we could it would be great.Copy !req
414. But I know we can't.Copy !req
415. Oh, crap, I can't be late today.Copy !req
416. Howard is doling out assignments...Copy !req
417. and the last one through the door
could get stuck in Doc Review.Copy !req
418. You got somewhere to go?Copy !req
419. Yeah. Yeah, I got somewhere.Copy !req
420. You good?Copy !req
421. Yeah, all good.Copy !req
422. Daniel Wormald.
I'm Officer Baker, this is Officer Saxton.Copy !req
423. Yeah, please, come on in.Copy !req
424. Come in, it's over here.Copy !req
425. See what they did?Copy !req
426. I mean, all gone. All of them.Copy !req
427. - Just—
- What's all gone?Copy !req
428. I have— I had a baseball card collection.Copy !req
429. - A major collection, all stolen.
- Sorry to hear that.Copy !req
430. Was it common knowledge
that you have baseball cards?Copy !req
431. No, not really.Copy !req
432. So nobody in particular
you can think of wanted them?Copy !req
433. No, not that I— No.Copy !req
434. - How'd they get in?
- The back door over here.Copy !req
435. It was open
when I came home for lunch.Copy !req
436. I mean, it was locked...Copy !req
437. but they must have jimmied it open
or something.Copy !req
438. Uh-huh.
What time you figure this happened?Copy !req
439. I left for work at 8:15,
came home for lunch at 12:30...Copy !req
440. - ... and called you immediately.
- Was anything else taken?Copy !req
441. - Cash, a fair bit.
- How much cash?Copy !req
442. Uh, I don't know. You know, let's focus
on what's important here.Copy !req
443. You know, all I really care about
are my baseball cards.Copy !req
444. I have a Topps Mickey Mantle
rookie card that's irreplaceable.Copy !req
445. It's a mint, 60-40, 90-10 on the reverse.Copy !req
446. I can go on.Copy !req
447. All my cards are in top-loaders...Copy !req
448. but if they're taken out
and exposed to the elements...Copy !req
449. I mean, or creased, God forbid...Copy !req
450. I mean, you're looking at a 9-point
downgrade in a matter of seconds.Copy !req
451. I understand the first 48 hours are the
most important in investigations like this...Copy !req
452. so the more time passes, I mean,
the less likely we are of a recovery.Copy !req
453. So time is of the essence here, guys.Copy !req
454. Well, we're gonna help you out
the best we can, Mr. Wormald.Copy !req
455. Good.Copy !req
456. They really tossed this place.Copy !req
457. Are you sure they weren't looking
for anything else?Copy !req
458. - Like what?
- I don't know.Copy !req
459. Just wondering your thoughts.Copy !req
460. I assume more baseball cards.Copy !req
461. Did you have more
than the ones in the case here?Copy !req
462. Yes, in back. Thousands.Copy !req
463. But these were the crown jewels
over here.Copy !req
464. You know, the all-star line-up.Copy !req
465. Right.Copy !req
466. Hm.Copy !req
467. - What?
- Just trying to make sense of it.Copy !req
468. What's to make sense of?Copy !req
469. I mean, isn't it as simple as the perp
was looking for more baseball cards?Copy !req
470. Or hopped up on speed or whatever
and went nuts with the vandalism?Copy !req
471. Yeah. I mean, that could be, yeah.Copy !req
472. Pretty sweet Hummer
parked in the driveway. That yours?Copy !req
473. Yeah, that's mine. It's a lease.Copy !req
474. Got a great deal on it.Copy !req
475. It's very sweet.Copy !req
476. They say Arnold Schwarzenegger's
the reason that Hummers exist.Copy !req
477. - Don't know how, but that's what they say.
- No kidding?Copy !req
478. Huh.Copy !req
479. What kind of work do you do,
Mr. Wormald?Copy !req
480. I work IT...Copy !req
481. for a pharmaceutical company.Copy !req
482. Wow, computers.
God, I should've gotten into computers.Copy !req
483. - I'd have that same Hummer.
- Right.Copy !req
484. Look, guys, I'm glad you like my car...Copy !req
485. but I think we're looking through
the wrong end of the telescope here.Copy !req
486. - The priority is my baseball cards.
- Of course.Copy !req
487. Yes, now, I have a detailed manifest
of my entire collection...Copy !req
488. and asterisks next to
the high-ticket items.Copy !req
489. It's clear which ones
they'll try to fence first...Copy !req
490. because they're
super, super valuable.Copy !req
491. So you're gonna wanna get this list
out to pawn shops, collectors.Copy !req
492. Question anyone who's done
any sort of crime like this in the past.Copy !req
493. You know, the usual suspects.Copy !req
494. Can I get you the list
so you can start investigating?Copy !req
495. - Yeah, if you could get us that list...
- Okay, I'll print it out.Copy !req
496. Hank Aaron, mint.Copy !req
497. God, my signed Derek Jeter.Copy !req
498. Willie Mays O-Pee-Chee.Copy !req
499. Gotta breathe.
Just keep breathing, keep breathing.Copy !req
500. - Okay.
- I know, right?Copy !req
501. - Left the TV...
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
502. - ... left the computer.
- Right.Copy !req
503. Huh.Copy !req
504. There's something wrong
with this picture.Copy !req
505. Hey, it's me.Copy !req
506. Another perfect day in paradise out here.Copy !req
507. I'm in the pool.Copy !req
508. Okay, call me.Copy !req
509. - Hi, how are you?
- Hey, babe, did you get lunch?Copy !req
510. - I did.
- Ha-ha.Copy !req
511. - I think I'm burning up back here.
- Oh, really?Copy !req
512. - You're just in luck. Look what I have.
- Oh, hey, great.Copy !req
513. - You're all red back here.
- Yeah.Copy !req
514. I feel stupid.Copy !req
515. I told you not to spend
so much time in the sun.Copy !req
516. You don't listen.Copy !req
517. Yeah, it's me again.Copy !req
518. Listen, as I speak,
not 25 feet away from me...Copy !req
519. I'm looking at the mark.Copy !req
520. Think Thurston Howell III
if he shacked up with Ginger.Copy !req
521. He's dripping in Gucci.Copy !req
522. It's like I'm at the watering hole...Copy !req
523. and I'm watching the fattest,
slowest water buffalo...Copy !req
524. expose his neck to me,
and I'm the lioness ready to strike.Copy !req
525. Come, Kim, join me.Copy !req
526. Join the pride.Copy !req
527. I said "lioness" because it's the females
who do all the hunting.Copy !req
528. I just wanted to be species-accurate...Copy !req
529. irrespective of my own sex,
it's a National Geographic thing.Copy !req
530. Anyway...Copy !req
531. get out here.Copy !req
532. Bye.Copy !req
533. Santa Fe, New Mexico.Copy !req
534. I need the number of a law firm,
Davis & Main.Copy !req
535. Yeah, you can connect me.Copy !req
536. There are a few options
on the company cars.Copy !req
537. We can arrange a test drive
whenever you'd like.Copy !req
538. Company car, wow.Copy !req
539. And there's a service that will deliver it
right to you, wherever you want.Copy !req
540. And if you find you're not happy with it,
it's not a big deal to change it out.Copy !req
541. That sounds really, uh...Copy !req
542. Yeah.Copy !req
543. This is interesting.Copy !req
544. Oh, if this isn't to your taste...Copy !req
545. we have a collection of art in-house
you can choose from.Copy !req
546. Any time you're ready, I can put together
some samples for you to review.Copy !req
547. I— I— I like this.Copy !req
548. Good. Well, any other needs you have,
I'm here to help.Copy !req
549. Office supplies, dietary needs.Copy !req
550. Anything special
you want stocked in the fridge?Copy !req
551. Maybe a humidifier?Copy !req
552. - Gets kind of dry in here.
- Omar, I'm pretty low maintenance.Copy !req
553. Sure. Well, if there's anything you need,
I'm right outside the door.Copy !req
554. - Great. If I think of anything.
- Okay.Copy !req
555. Hey, do you think...?Copy !req
556. I'm just looking at this.Copy !req
557. Do we get a choice of desks?Copy !req
558. What were you thinking?Copy !req
559. Is it possible...?Copy !req
560. Can we do a cocobolo?Copy !req
561. Cocobolo desk?Copy !req
562. Absolutely. I'll get right on that.Copy !req