1. Address unknown.Copy !req
2. Honey child,
I ain't even got
a trace of ya.Copy !req
3. You know one thing?Copy !req
4. I'd give anything in the world
just to see the face of ya.Copy !req
5. I was a fool
to stay away from youCopy !req
6. and everything else so long.Copy !req
7. I should have been diplomaticCopy !req
8. and figured that someday,
you'd be solid gone.Copy !req
9. Yeah,
That is some detail.Copy !req
10. That is some western detail
right there...Copy !req
11. Western detail,
attention to detail.Copy !req
12. Look, he's even got the spurs
on the back of his boots.Copy !req
13. - And they're sharp. They are.
- I love it.Copy !req
14. Well, the clock is gone
on this piece, Christine,
so...Copy !req
15. - Oh, my goodness!
- Well, let's just move on.Copy !req
16. Well,
from time to time,Copy !req
17. people make mistakes,
that's okay.Copy !req
18. This is our first Renoir
of the evening.Copy !req
19. This is a heliogravure,
which is an etching.Copy !req
20. It was hand-pulled from a
copper plate in Paris in 1919.Copy !req
21. We know this because that's
what it says on the back,Copy !req
22. where the certificate
of authenticity is located.Copy !req
23. Just as lovely as can be.Copy !req
24. Look at the soft, delicate
shading, very feminine.Copy !req
25. This is a limited edition.Copy !req
26. This is what
you're looking for
if you are a Renoir fan.Copy !req
27. - 100, oh, my goodness.
- Right at the buzzer.Copy !req
28. Whoo! Good.Copy !req
29. of the few
exceptions is the African
pancake tortoise,Copy !req
30. which has a flat,
flexible shellCopy !req
31. that allows it
to hide in rock crevasses.Copy !req
32. Big swath
of light to moderate snowCopy !req
33. from the broken bow
area down toward Kearney,
Hastings,Copy !req
34. Grand Island, that is all
moving in our direction.Copy !req
35. So I do think,
around 7:00 to 8:00,Copy !req
36. the snow will become pretty
steady here across the regionCopy !req
37. with all this
moving on top of us,Copy !req
38. and that's really gonna
knock down visibilities.Copy !req
39. And, again,
snow-covered roadsCopy !req
40. are gonna be definitely
likely this evening,Copy !req
41. making it even slippier,
or more...Copy !req
42. More slippery than it is
out there at this time.Copy !req
43. There's that winter-weather
advisory in effectCopy !req
44. until very early
tomorrow morning.Copy !req
45. We're gonna talk
snowfall totalsCopy !req
46. coming up after more news.Copy !req
47. Will bitter, cold weatherCopy !req
48. help break up
the compaction issuesCopy !req
49. we created this fall
in our fields?Copy !req
50. Well, we'll show
you where it willCopy !req
51. and where it won't
during today's Iron Talk.Copy !req
52. When it comes to compaction...Copy !req
53. There's really two
different types of compaction.Copy !req
54. There's vertical compaction,
and there's
horizontal compaction.Copy !req
55. And there's a big difference.Copy !req
56. With horizontal compaction,Copy !req
57. there really isn't much hope
for help from a freeze thaw.Copy !req
58. And the reason why, as that
hard, compacted layer swellsCopy !req
59. and then, in the spring,
thaws back out
and settles back down,Copy !req
60. there's really no breaking up
of the compaction.Copy !req
61. With a vertical zone,
when compaction swells out,Copy !req
62. and then it breaks up
in the spring,Copy !req
63. then you can actually
get a little bit of help.Copy !req
64. So if you have some
horizontal compaction...Copy !req
65. Created
by doing some tillageCopy !req
66. when it was a little too wet,
or...Copy !req
67. Don't let false
allegations bully you
into an unfair fight.Copy !req
68. Hi, I'm Saul Goodman,
and I will do
the fighting for you.Copy !req
69. No charge is
too big for me.Copy !req
70. When legal forces have you
cornered, better call Saul!Copy !req
71. I'll get your case
dismissed.Copy !req
72. I'll give you
the defense
you deserve. Why?Copy !req
73. Because I'm Saul Goodman,
attorney-at-law.Copy !req
74. I investigate,
advocate, persuade,Copy !req
75. and, most importantly, win!
Win... win... win!Copy !req
76. Better call Saul.Copy !req
77. Do you feel doomed?Copy !req
78. Have opponents of freedom
wrongly intimidated you?Copy !req
79. Maybe they told you
that you're in serious troubleCopy !req
80. and there's nothing
you can do about it.Copy !req
81. I'm Saul Goodman,
and I'm here to tell you
that they're wrong.Copy !req
82. It's never too late
for justice. Better call...Copy !req
83. Think back...Copy !req
84. Your brain...Copy !req
85. It's just not all there yet.Copy !req
86. Uh, if we were all
held responsibleCopy !req
87. when we were 19...Copy !req
88. I remember what it was like
to be a kid. Think back.Copy !req
89. Tell 'em, Judge,
what would you say?Copy !req
90. These boys, 19.Copy !req
91. I can't, I don't,Copy !req
92. these three young men...Copy !req
93. Just like you.Copy !req
94. Just like you.
Psst!Copy !req
95. Oh, to be 19 again,
you with me,
ladies and gentlemen?Copy !req
96. Do you remember 19?Copy !req
97. Let me tell you,
the juices are flowing.Copy !req
98. The red corpuscles
are corpuscling,Copy !req
99. the grass is green,
and it's soft,Copy !req
100. and summer's gonna
last forever.Copy !req
101. Now, do you remember?Copy !req
102. Yeah, you do.Copy !req
103. But if you're being honest,Copy !req
104. I mean, well,
really honest,Copy !req
105. you'll recall that
you also hadCopy !req
106. an underdeveloped
19-year-old brain.Copy !req
107. Me, personally, I, it,
if I were held accountableCopy !req
108. for some of the stupid
decisions I made
when I was 19...Copy !req
109. Oh, boy, wow.Copy !req
110. And I bet if we were
in church right now,
I'd get a big "amen!"Copy !req
111. Which brings us
to these three,Copy !req
112. now, these three knuckleheads,Copy !req
113. and I'm sorry, boys,
but that's what you are,Copy !req
114. they did a dumb thing.
We're not denying that.Copy !req
115. However, I would like you
to remember two salient facts.Copy !req
116. Fact one,
nobody got hurt, not a soul.Copy !req
117. Very important
to keep that in mind.Copy !req
118. Fact two,
now, the prosecutionCopy !req
119. keeps bandying this term
"criminal trespass."Copy !req
120. Mr. Spinowzo,
the property owner,Copy !req
121. admitted to us that
he keeps most portions
of his businessCopy !req
122. open to the public
both day and night.Copy !req
123. So, trespassing?Copy !req
124. That's a bit of a reach,
don't you think, Dave?Copy !req
125. Here's what I know,Copy !req
126. these three young men,
near honors students all,Copy !req
127. were feeling their oats
one Saturday night,Copy !req
128. and they just...Copy !req
129. Went a little bananas.Copy !req
130. I don't know.
Call me crazy,Copy !req
131. but I don't think
they deserve to have
their bright futures ruinedCopy !req
132. by a momentary,
minute,Copy !req
133. never-to-be-repeated
lapse of judgment.Copy !req
134. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
135. you're bigger than that.Copy !req
136. - Kenny, Kenny, are you rolling?
- Yeah, yeah. Wait a minute.Copy !req
137. Yeah, baby, yeah!Copy !req
138. But, dude, but, dude,
pipe down.
Chill out, would you?Copy !req
139. Hey, Mrs. Watson's
fourth-period biology class,Copy !req
140. this one's for you.
Watch and learn, losers.Copy !req
141. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
142. Oh!Copy !req
143. Oh, God!
Dude! Where did
all the blood go?Copy !req
144. Dude, he's dead.
They suck it all out, dumb-ass.Copy !req
145. Awesome. Where do they put it?Copy !req
146. All right, I'm though
the neck bone now, dude.Copy !req
147. Oh, nice.
Kenny, get over here, man.Copy !req
148. I'm, I'm getting it.
Get, get,
get this out of here.Copy !req
149. All right.
All right, fine.Copy !req
150. Here, let me do it.Copy !req
151. I got it!
All right.Copy !req
152. Oh, oh-oh!
Get that.Copy !req
153. All right.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
154. Oh!
Here, let me do it.Copy !req
155. Dude, get off!Copy !req
156. Chill out.Copy !req
157. - All right.
- Wait, wait.Copy !req
158. Oh. Oh.
Okay, wait for it. Wait.Copy !req
159. Oh!Copy !req
160. Yeah! Oh!Copy !req
161. Whoo!
Whoo!Copy !req
162. Come on!
Yeah, baby, yeah!Copy !req
163. This dude was,Copy !req
164. dude, I dare you
to stick your wang
in the throat hole.Copy !req
165. - I will if you will, loser.
- Oh!Copy !req
166. - All right, all right!Copy !req
167. What the hell kind of math
is that?Copy !req
168. $700 per defense.Copy !req
169. No, no, no. "Defendant."
"... Dant."Copy !req
170. Three defendants, $2,100,
which, by the way, bargain,Copy !req
171. what I did for them.Copy !req
172. They going to jail,
ain't they?Copy !req
173. So, since when
does that matter?Copy !req
174. They, they had sex
with a head!Copy !req
175. Look, didn't nobody
tell you to try all
three of them together.Copy !req
176. One trial, $700.Copy !req
177. You're gonna miss me.
You are gonna miss me.Copy !req
178. 'Cause it'll be
a cold day in hellCopy !req
179. before I do any more
PD work for this
shitty court!Copy !req
180. Sayonara, baby!Copy !req
181. You have yourself
a nice day.Copy !req
182. Law offices of James McGill.Copy !req
183. How may I direct your call?Copy !req
184. Yes, Mrs. Kettleman,
so good of you to return.Copy !req
185. Actually, I don't have
Mr. McGill at the moment,Copy !req
186. but I know he'd...Copy !req
187. Oh, splendid.Copy !req
188. Uh, unfortunately,
our offices are being paintedCopy !req
189. and the fumes
are quite horrid.Copy !req
190. Um, uh, could he meet you
and your husband at, say,Copy !req
191. uh, Loyola's Cafe
on Central?Copy !req
192. 4:00 it shall be.
Cheers.Copy !req
193. $3.Copy !req
194. Uh, I'm validated.
See the stickers?Copy !req
195. Well, I see
five stickers.Copy !req
196. You're one shy.
It's $3.Copy !req
197. They gave me, look.Copy !req
198. I'm validated
for the entire day, okay?Copy !req
199. Five stickers, six stickers,
I don't know from stickersCopy !req
200. because I was
in that court back thereCopy !req
201. saving people's lives,
so...Copy !req
202. Well, gee,
that's swell.Copy !req
203. And thank you
for restoring my faith
in the judicial system.Copy !req
204. Now you either pay the $3,
or you go back insideCopy !req
205. and you get
an additional sticker.Copy !req
206. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
207. Fine. You win.
Hooray for you.Copy !req
208. Backing up!Copy !req
209. I have to back up!
I need more stickers!Copy !req
210. Don't have
enough stickers!Copy !req
211. Thank you!
Thank you, very nice!Copy !req
212. Employee of the month
over here!Copy !req
213. Yeah!Copy !req
214. Hooray!
Give him a medal!Copy !req
215. Don't do anything, guys.
Just relax, all right?Copy !req
216. Well, I'm just fuzzy
as to why you think
he needs a lawyer.Copy !req
217. I mean, Craig,
the way you run your office
is beyond reproach.Copy !req
218. Yeah. Yeah.
Beyond reproach.Copy !req
219. Yeah.
I'm a stickler,
you know, for...Copy !req
220. He is.
He's a stickler
with the money.Copy !req
221. He's definitely a stickler.
Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
222. I mean, he's certainly
not guilty of some...Copy !req
223. Is certainly not.
He's innocent
of any wrongdoing.Copy !req
224. That's abundantly
clear to me.
And frankly,Copy !req
225. I don't go looking
for guilty people
to represent.Copy !req
226. I mean...
Who needs that aggravation,
right?Copy !req
227. Right.Copy !req
228. Look, all I know
is what I read in the paper.Copy !req
229. And typically,
when money goes missingCopy !req
230. from the county treasury,
and the number here is,Copy !req
231. uh, $1.6 million...Copy !req
232. Well, that's an accounting...
It's an
accounting discrepancy.Copy !req
233. It's a discrepancy,
absolutely.Copy !req
234. But typically,
when that happens,Copy !req
235. the police
look at the treasurer.Copy !req
236. And since that person is,
uh...Copy !req
237. I just think a little
proactivity may be in order.Copy !req
238. Well...
You know, I just think I'd
look guiltyCopy !req
239. if I hired a lawyer.Copy !req
240. Yeah.
No.Copy !req
241. Actually, it's getting
arrested that makes
people look guilty,Copy !req
242. even the innocent ones,
and innocent people
get arrested every day.Copy !req
243. And they find themselves
in a little roomCopy !req
244. with a detective who acts
like he's their best friend.Copy !req
245. "Talk to me," he says.
Uh, "Help me clear
this thing up.Copy !req
246. "You don't need a lawyer,
only guilty people
need lawyers."Copy !req
247. And boom!
Hey, that's when
it all goes south.Copy !req
248. That's when you want someone
in your corner,Copy !req
249. someone who will fight
tooth and nail.Copy !req
250. Lawyers, you know,
we're like health insurance.Copy !req
251. You hope
you never need it.Copy !req
252. But, man, oh, man,
not having it, no.Copy !req
253. How Would we proceedCopy !req
254. if we decided to, uh...
Oh, well, this is a...Copy !req
255. Letter of engagement.Copy !req
256. It's very simple,
straightforward.Copy !req
257. Please, uh, read it closely,
but if you sign it, um,Copy !req
258. I can get started
on that defense
strategy of oursCopy !req
259. this very afternoon.Copy !req
260. Craig...Copy !req
261. I think maybe
we should sleep on it.Copy !req
262. Uh, sure.Copy !req
263. Don't you think,
Mr. McGill?Copy !req
264. Maybe we should
sleep on it.Copy !req
265. Oh, oh, please,
call me Jimmy.Copy !req
266. Absolutely.Copy !req
267. I mean, there's no rush.Copy !req
268. You...
Oh, and, you know, Craig,
we got to pick up the kids.Copy !req
269. - Oh. Right. Yeah.
- At the, yeah. Right.Copy !req
270. Well, uh,
we will be in touch.Copy !req
271. Oh.
Uh, thank you for the coffee
and for the advice.Copy !req
272. You're very,
very welcome.Copy !req
273. Oh!Copy !req
274. Um, here. Take this.Copy !req
275. It's, uh, it's got
my phone number on it.Copy !req
276. Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
277. Got it.Copy !req
278. The number
is 9-4-5-6-Copy !req
279. 0-0-5-4-4-8-9-6-Copy !req
280. 0-6-4-3,Copy !req
281. and the expiration is 11/04.Copy !req
282. Okay, and the keyword here
is "classy," all right?Copy !req
283. Super classy, use only flowers
that look expensive,Copy !req
284. but, you know, aren't.Copy !req
285. Uh, and the note
should say...Copy !req
286. "Dear Betsy and Craig..."Copy !req
287. Uh, "Best wishes
from your stickler
for justice,Copy !req
288. "James McGill."Copy !req
289. Okay? And "McGill"
is spelled "M-C..."Copy !req
290. Well, run it again.
Oh, no, no, no. It's paid up.
Run it again.Copy !req
291. Oh!Copy !req
292. Oh...Copy !req
293. Oh, God!
Oh, God! Oh, God!Copy !req
294. Oh, my God!
Oh.Copy !req
295. Cal, Cal! Look at me!Copy !req
296. Buddy, look at me.
Are you okay?Copy !req
297. Say something.
What did you do?Copy !req
298. I did...
What did you do
to my brother?Copy !req
299. Why don't you look
where you're going?Copy !req
300. I was making a turn!
He came out of nowhere!Copy !req
301. You freaking,
freaking hit him, man!Copy !req
302. I did...
You ran him over!Copy !req
303. You ran over
my brother!Copy !req
304. And I got the whole thing
on video.Copy !req
305. It was an accident.
It was an accident.Copy !req
306. He didn't, he didn't mean to.
Let me just, aah! Aah! Oh!Copy !req
307. No, no. That's broke.
That's broke.Copy !req
308. You broke his leg.
It's my leg. Oh!Copy !req
309. It's my leg. It's my leg.
Why are you driving around
and not looking?Copy !req
310. Shh, shh, shh!
Driving around,
breaking people's legs!Copy !req
311. It's, it's, it's, okay,
okay, okay!Copy !req
312. Where's the,
somebody call the cops!
Don't call, don't callCopy !req
313. the police.
Don't call the police.
Police!Copy !req
314. Lars.
Policia!Copy !req
315. Don't, don't, don't.
Don't call them.
I'll call them myself.Copy !req
316. I'm doing it myself.
Don't call the police.
Don't call the police.Copy !req
317. Don't call the cops?
No.Copy !req
318. How you gonna
fix this?Copy !req
319. What are you gonna do
to make things right?Copy !req
320. I don't know, fellas.Copy !req
321. What can I do
to make it right?Copy !req
322. I don't know.Copy !req
323. $500.Copy !req
324. 500 bucks?Copy !req
325. Yeah?Copy !req
326. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
327. Ow!
What the hell, man?Copy !req
328. Listen,
Starlight Express,Copy !req
329. I'm gonna give you
a 9.6 for technique,Copy !req
330. 0.0 for
choice of victim.Copy !req
331. I'm a lawyer.Copy !req
332. Furthermore,
does, does this
steaming pile of crapCopy !req
333. scream "payday" to you,
huh?Copy !req
334. The only way that entire car
is worth 500 bucksCopy !req
335. is if there's
a $300 hooker sitting in it.Copy !req
336. Now, let's talk about
what you owe me
for the windshield.Copy !req
337. You, what?Copy !req
338. I'll take a check!Copy !req
339. Mrs. Nguyen.Copy !req
340. My, don't you look...Copy !req
341. Got my mail?Copy !req
342. You work for people
who have sex
with chopped-off head?Copy !req
343. Was it in the paper?
I heard it from my cousin.Copy !req
344. Why? Why you work
for these people?Copy !req
345. Just lucky, I guess.Copy !req
346. Cucumber water
for customer only!Copy !req
347. You have, zero messages.Copy !req
348. Oh.Copy !req
349. Brenda, looking good.
Nice do.Copy !req
350. Uh,
where's Lord Vader?Copy !req
351. Uh, he's not quite ready
for you yet.Copy !req
352. South conference room.Copy !req
353. How about
you wait out here?Copy !req
354. How about I don't?Copy !req
355. Oh, Sir Francis.
James.Copy !req
356. Well-groomed,
as always.Copy !req
357. Okay.
All right.Copy !req
358. Keith, Karen, yes.Copy !req
359. You have meddled with
the primal forces of nature,
Mr. Hamlin,Copy !req
360. and I won't have it!Copy !req
361. Do you want me
to call security?Copy !req
362. It's okay, Brenda,
we got it.Copy !req
363. Hey, Jack.
Hey, Nate. Hey, Aaron.Copy !req
364. What can we do for you,
Jimmy?Copy !req
365. I'm sorry.
It's, it's this table.Copy !req
366. Something just
comes over me.Copy !req
367. You can tell me what this,
uh, $26,000
is supposed to be for.Copy !req
368. That's money for Chuck.
Isn't that what you wanted?Copy !req
369. A measly 26 grand?Copy !req
370. Jesus, you're like
Peter Minuit
with the Indians.Copy !req
371. Throw in some
beads and shells
while you're at it.Copy !req
372. It's just a start.
There'll be more,Copy !req
373. unless you're gonna just
tear them all up.Copy !req
374. And why was it
made out to me,
why not Chuck?Copy !req
375. Can he make his way
to the bank?Copy !req
376. I just assumed
it was bestCopy !req
377. to have the money
go through you.Copy !req
378. We can do it
any way you want.Copy !req
379. This isn't going away,
Howard.Copy !req
380. What Chuck
did for this firm,Copy !req
381. and damn near
single-handedly,Copy !req
382. 1/3 of this place
belongs to him.Copy !req
383. Yeah. What do you got,
12 chairs here?Copy !req
384. Four of these chairs
are Chuck's.Copy !req
385. You got five of these
light thingumajigs?Copy !req
386. Uh, mmm,
12/3 are Chuck's.Copy !req
387. Yeah. Six, how many
Danishes, six Danishes?Copy !req
388. You can have all the
Danish you want, Jimmy.
No, no.Copy !req
389. They're Chuck's Danishes,
and Chuck isn't greedy,Copy !req
390. so he'll just
take two...Copy !req
391. Plus $17 million,
in that ballpark.Copy !req
392. I mean, we'll knowCopy !req
393. once we get the accountants
poking around here.Copy !req
394. Until then,
no more penny-ante checksCopy !req
395. designed to make it look
like Chuck still works here.Copy !req
396. He doesn't.
He never will again.Copy !req
397. It's time to do right by him
and cash him out.Copy !req
398. So, these are
Chuck's own wishes
that you're conveying?Copy !req
399. This is what's
best for him.
Mmm.Copy !req
400. So he personally told you
that it's his wishCopy !req
401. to withdraw
from the firm?Copy !req
402. See,
that would surprise me.Copy !req
403. It's been nearly a year
since he's set foot in here.Copy !req
404. I'm just doing
what's in his best interests.
So am I.Copy !req
405. And I, for one, believe
he's gonna lick this thing.Copy !req
406. Until then, his office
is just as he left it.Copy !req
407. His secretary's
still on payroll.Copy !req
408. If Chuck can call this
an extended sabbatical,Copy !req
409. then so can we,
he's that important to us.Copy !req
410. You know what?
Let's let a jury
figure it out.Copy !req
411. Yeah, they're gonna
love you, Howard.Copy !req
412. You're so down-to-earth
and relatable.Copy !req
413. And you will atone!Copy !req
414. It's Ned Beatty,
from Network.Copy !req
415. For Christ's sakes, guys.Copy !req
416. Jimmy.Copy !req
417. I almost forgot,
this month's filings.Copy !req
418. You could save me
the postage.Copy !req
419. Weren't you listening
in there?Copy !req
420. Chuck doesn't work here
anymore.Copy !req
421. You think
I'm gonna help you
establish a paper trail?Copy !req
422. Now, Jimmy...
No, stop trying to
pawn that shit off on him.Copy !req
423. Jimmy.Copy !req
424. You know, Jimmy, sometimes,
in our line of work,Copy !req
425. you can get so
caught up in the idea
of winningCopy !req
426. that you forget
to listen to your heart.Copy !req
427. Give Chuck my love,
would you?Copy !req
428. Oh, there you are.Copy !req
429. - Betsy, Craig.
- Ah.Copy !req
430. Hi. Okay.Copy !req
431. You look
lovely today.
Oh, thank you so much.Copy !req
432. Couldn't you just...
You know, I can't.Copy !req
433. Aah! Son of a bitch!Copy !req
434. Ground yourself?Copy !req
435. Yes,
I grounded myself.Copy !req
436. You got to stop putting bacon
on the list,Copy !req
437. 'cause that cooler's
looking like
a trichinosis stew.Copy !req
438. Perfect timing.Copy !req
439. Hmm.Copy !req
440. "Professor
Brans Vogelson."Copy !req
441. Mmm-hmm.
"University of Helsinki?"Copy !req
442. Yeah, you're gonna have to
get that translated.Copy !req
443. Into Swedish?
Finnish.Copy !req
444. Finnish, uh,
translating into...Copy !req
445. I'm sure there's someone
at UNM who can do that.Copy !req
446. You do know
I'm trying to start
a legal practice, right?Copy !req
447. Vogelson's been working
on the effectsCopy !req
448. of electromagnetic fields
on zebra fish, and, oh!Copy !req
449. Financial Times.Copy !req
450. Yeah, I knew you missed it,
so I figured, "What the heck?"Copy !req
451. Thank you.
I know it's expensive.
Here.Copy !req
452. That's not,
it's all right.Copy !req
453. I don't expect you
to go out of pocket.
I...Copy !req
454. Go ahead,
reimburse yourself.Copy !req
455. Thanks.Copy !req
456. Hey, Chuck, um,
can you not read
that for a second?Copy !req
457. Can we talk?Copy !req
458. Are you all right?Copy !req
459. You look peaked.
I'm fine.
Please, just sit.Copy !req
460. You're not in trouble.Copy !req
461. Um...Copy !req
462. You got to cash out.Copy !req
463. You got to.Copy !req
464. Again? Really?Copy !req
465. There's no other way.Copy !req
466. I know that
you don't want to hear it,
but you've got to.Copy !req
467. You know
I'm going to beat this.Copy !req
468. You know I'm going to
get better.Copy !req
469. Yeah, sure.
Well, then,Copy !req
470. there's nothing more
to talk about.Copy !req
471. I will beat this.Copy !req
472. Ergo, a falsis
principiis proficisci.Copy !req
473. Meaning?
That's not...Copy !req
474. Meaning?
That's the one about false
principles, but it's not...Copy !req
475. You proceed
from false principles.Copy !req
476. Your argument
is built on quicksand.Copy !req
477. Therefore, it collapses.
Yeah, yeah.
You're not listening.Copy !req
478. Fine.Copy !req
479. Let's take this
to its logical conclusion.Copy !req
480. In order
to pay out my share,Copy !req
481. suppose my partners
are forced to
liquidate the firm.Copy !req
482. Then what?
That's their problem.Copy !req
483. My clients
are out in the cold.Copy !req
484. My cases are scattered
to the winds.Copy !req
485. 126 people
lose their jobs.Copy !req
486. What happens to
your cronies in the mailroom,
the assistants,Copy !req
487. the paralegals,
the janitorial staff?Copy !req
488. All of them,
out on the street.Copy !req
489. Your friend Kim,
a promising career,
over and done with.Copy !req
490. Hamlin
owes you everything.Copy !req
491. You built that place
single-handedlyCopy !req
492. while he was out
at four hills working
on his bunker shot.Copy !req
493. Let's not exaggerate.
I helped.
You helped.Copy !req
494. All the more reason
not to tear it downCopy !req
495. just for a little bit
of cash.Copy !req
496. Look, Chuck,
I'm going under, okay?Copy !req
497. For the third time
with these bull-crap
contract counsel...Copy !req
498. "Bull crap?"
Bull-crap, Pissant PD cases
at 700 bucks a shot.Copy !req
499. Public-defender
work is someCopy !req
500. of the best experience
there is.Copy !req
501. I just had a case, Chuck,
with three clients,Copy !req
502. uh, arraignments,
voir dire, jury trial,
the whole nine yards.Copy !req
503. You know what I took home?
700 bucks.Copy !req
504. Yeah, I might as well
head down to Skid Row
and sell plasma.Copy !req
505. You're representing
people who have
nowhere else to turn.Copy !req
506. The money
is beside the point.Copy !req
507. Money is not
beside the point,
money is the point.Copy !req
508. I keep telling you,
have patience.Copy !req
509. There are no shortcuts.Copy !req
510. Do good work,
and the clients will come.Copy !req
511. The clients will come.
Yeah, I know.Copy !req
512. Okay.Copy !req
513. Hand to God,
I wasn't gonna say this,
but you are broke.Copy !req
514. I can't carry
both of us.Copy !req
515. I've been trying like hell,
but I can't.Copy !req
516. Well, you're saying what?Copy !req
517. You think you have
to provide for me?Copy !req
518. I never asked you that.
You didn't have to ask,
okay?Copy !req
519. I've been doing
my damnedest,Copy !req
520. but the day of reckoning
is here.Copy !req
521. Soon, Chuck, you're gonna be
out on the streetCopy !req
522. with all the electromagnetism
in the world raining down
on you.Copy !req
523. Now, please, please,
picture that,Copy !req
524. then tell me that money
is beside the point.Copy !req
525. This is what has you
all worked up?Copy !req
526. Yeah!Copy !req
527. Jimmy, there's nothing
to worry about.Copy !req
528. Here.
What is this?Copy !req
529. A stipend, there's gonna
be one every week.Copy !req
530. $857 from Hamlin,
Hamlin, McGill?Copy !req
531. I'm gonna pay them back,
every penny.Copy !req
532. I didn't want
to take anything,
but Howard was very insistent.Copy !req
533. And I'm gonna pay
you back, too.Copy !req
534. Wait,
Hamlin was here?Copy !req
535. It's not like
I'm a recluse.Copy !req
536. What? He put his cellphone
in the mailbox?Copy !req
537. He understands
the situation.Copy !req
538. He grounded himself?
Of course.Copy !req
539. And the two of you
agreed that since,
as everybody knows,Copy !req
540. you're going back to work
any day now,Copy !req
541. that the firm
should help you make
ends meet.Copy !req
542. That's correct,
minus the sarcasm.Copy !req
543. Hamlin's making you
a chump!Copy !req
544. I'm going to get better!Copy !req
545. I'm gonna
go back to work,Copy !req
546. and I'm picking up
where I left off!Copy !req
547. Sorry.Copy !req
548. Sorry, Chuck.Copy !req
549. I understand that you're
trying to look out for me,Copy !req
550. but you're missing
the bigger picture.Copy !req
551. I got it.Copy !req
552. Speaking of which...Copy !req
553. Howard brought this.Copy !req
554. He's concerned.Copy !req
555. What?Copy !req
556. You have to admit,
it could be confusing,Copy !req
557. Hamlin, Hamlin, McGill?Copy !req
558. James M McGill?
That's my name.Copy !req
559. I was born with it. I...Copy !req
560. Still...Copy !req
561. How about Vanguard Law?Copy !req
562. Or Gibraltar Legal...
Wait, wait.Copy !req
563. So I'm not supposed
to use my name on,
and Hamlin's say-so?Copy !req
564. What's he gonna do, sue me?Copy !req
565. Nobody wants to create
an adversarial situation.Copy !req
566. I'm sure Howard
would gladly pay the costCopy !req
567. of new matchbooks
and so on.Copy !req
568. It's simply a matter
of professional courtesy.Copy !req
569. Chuck,
whose side are you on?Copy !req
570. There are no sides.Copy !req
571. But, Jimmy...Copy !req
572. Wouldn't you rather
build your own identity?Copy !req
573. Why ride on someone
else's coattails?Copy !req
574. You want to dance, Howard?Copy !req
575. Let's dance.Copy !req
576. With a backside on it.Copy !req
577. Go!Copy !req
578. No, you can get closer
than that, you bitch.Copy !req
579. Come on.Copy !req
580. And here it comes.Copy !req
581. There you go. Better.Copy !req
582. How was that?Copy !req
583. It's right on here.
Take a look.Copy !req
584. Still,
tighter is everything.Copy !req
585. Tighter? What?
Tighter what?Copy !req
586. I don't know.
Just stand tighter.Copy !req
587. You know what I mean?
I don't know
what you mean.Copy !req
588. That sucked.
We can call that
a stylistic choice, I guess,Copy !req
589. if you want to...
Hey, fellas.Copy !req
590. We got business.Copy !req
591. How did you find us?Copy !req
592. I know,
eerie, right.Copy !req
593. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on.
Give me 30 seconds.Copy !req
594. Could be the most profitable
30 seconds of your lives.Copy !req
595. Let me tell you
about a young guy,Copy !req
596. actually,
he's about your age.Copy !req
597. He lived a long way from hereCopy !req
598. in a town called
Cicero, Illinois.Copy !req
599. And in Cicero,
he was the man.Copy !req
600. I mean, when he strolled
down the street,Copy !req
601. all the corner boys
would give him
the high five.Copy !req
602. All the finest babes
would smile at himCopy !req
603. and hope
that he would smile back.Copy !req
604. They called him
"Slippin' Jimmy,"Copy !req
605. and everybody
wanted to be his friend.Copy !req
606. "Slippin' Jimmy?"Copy !req
607. What the hell kind of name
is that?Copy !req
608. Well,
I'll tell you, now,Copy !req
609. winters in Cicero
are murder.Copy !req
610. You guys
growing up out here
in the golden west,Copy !req
611. you don't know,
okay?Copy !req
612. I'm talking cold
that'll freeze the snot
right in your nose.Copy !req
613. I'm talking wind
that'll cut through
your jacketCopy !req
614. and carve you up
like a Ginsu knife.Copy !req
615. In fact,
most folks in Cicero
were scared of winter,Copy !req
616. but not Jimmy.Copy !req
617. Jimmy waited around
all summer,Copy !req
618. and when September
finally rolled aroundCopy !req
619. and he'd feel
that first cold windCopy !req
620. come sweeping off
lake Michigan,
he knew it was coming.Copy !req
621. Was it Christmas?
Was it Kwanzaa?Copy !req
622. Better, it was
slip 'n fall season.Copy !req
623. Soon as it was
cold enough,Copy !req
624. he'd find a nice,
smooth patch of ice.Copy !req
625. State Street was good.
Michigan Avenue was better.Copy !req
626. He'd pick his spot,
wait for it to get busy,Copy !req
627. then he'd walk out
on the ice, and, boom!Copy !req
628. He would biff it so hard,Copy !req
629. people would come running
from five blocks away.Copy !req
630. - Yeah, but did he collect?
- "Did he collect?"Copy !req
631. Slippin' Jimmy
had it dialed in,
all right?Copy !req
632. One good fall,
he'd clear 6, 8 grand.Copy !req
633. That'd keep him
in old MilwaukeeCopy !req
634. and Maui Wowie
right through Labor Day.Copy !req
635. 8 grand?Copy !req
636. 8 grand.Copy !req
637. Now, see,
I look at you guys,
I see potential.Copy !req
638. The skateboard's
a nice wrinkle,Copy !req
639. that makes it
a year-round gig.Copy !req
640. And clearly, you know
how to take a header,
right?Copy !req
641. But I got to ask you,
your best day ever,Copy !req
642. how much
did you clear?Copy !req
643. $630.
$630.Copy !req
644. 630 bucks.Copy !req
645. Was that
for one fall?Copy !req
646. Two.
Two falls in one day.Copy !req
647. Even at your age,
that's got to hurt.Copy !req
648. True that.Copy !req
649. All right, well,
I got a job for you.Copy !req
650. How's 2 grand sound?Copy !req
651. 2 grand for one hit?Copy !req
652. One hit.Copy !req
653. Plus, you get to learn
from the best.Copy !req
654. Nice boat.Copy !req
655. Yeah, discreet, like
a stripper pole in a mosque.Copy !req
656. Yeah, forget the boat.
Look at the car.Copy !req
657. You know
what that is?Copy !req
658. I don't know.
A station wagon?Copy !req
659. It's a Mercury,
a 1988 Mercury Sable Wagon.Copy !req
660. Remember it.
Burn it into your brains.
You got it?Copy !req
661. It's a Mercury Sable Wagon,
sure.Copy !req
662. Close your eyes.
What color is it?Copy !req
663. Brown.
Brown.Copy !req
664. No, it's medium sandalwood.
Keep your eyes closed.Copy !req
665. How does
the license plate start?Copy !req
666. Four.Copy !req
667. Give those gentlemen
a gold star.Copy !req
668. Betsy Kettleman's
her name.Copy !req
669. Every weekday
between 2:25 and 2:50,Copy !req
670. she comes through here
on her way to
pick up her kidsCopy !req
671. at Kit Carson Elementary.Copy !req
672. Now, you need
a place where
she's gonna slow down,Copy !req
673. am I right?
Yeah.Copy !req
674. All right.
Well, there you go.
She slows down.Copy !req
675. She hangs a right.
You come shooting out
of there.Copy !req
676. You do what you did to me.
You go ass over teakettle.Copy !req
677. You make it
a blue-ribbon special.Copy !req
678. When she
gets out of the car,Copy !req
679. you're sufferin'
St. Sebastian, right?Copy !req
680. You're the hammer, okay?
You get in her face.Copy !req
681. You scare the bejesus
out of her.Copy !req
682. Give me your phone.Copy !req
683. It's kind of busy here,
don't you think?Copy !req
684. Well, witnesses are good.Copy !req
685. Witnesses are pressure,
all right?Copy !req
686. Now, once you've got her
good and rattled,Copy !req
687. then you call
for an ambulance,Copy !req
688. but really,
you're calling for me.Copy !req
689. I'm number one
on your speed dial,Copy !req
690. right next
to your weed dealer.Copy !req
691. You call me.
I hotfoot it over here.Copy !req
692. I just happen
to be driving by.Copy !req
693. I stop to see
what the trouble is,Copy !req
694. and this is the
most important part,
you don't know me.Copy !req
695. We've never met.
You got it?Copy !req
696. Sure.
Okay.Copy !req
697. Now, I'm Mrs. K's
White Knight.
We go mano a mano.Copy !req
698. You light into me, okay?
Get nasty. And no touching.Copy !req
699. Leave the hair alone.Copy !req
700. But otherwise,
you know, open season.Copy !req
701. Yell. Stomp.
Call me a douche bag.Copy !req
702. I'm gonna play it cool,Copy !req
703. give you back
some of the razzmatazz.Copy !req
704. And once she's seen
the fireworks,Copy !req
705. you fold
like a lawn chair,Copy !req
706. happy ending.Copy !req
707. When do we get
our money?Copy !req
708. After.Copy !req
709. After?Copy !req
710. After.Copy !req
711. You get paid
when I get paid.Copy !req
712. I'm the rising tide
that raises all dinghies.Copy !req
713. Now, pop quiz,
what's the car?Copy !req
714. Mercury Sable Wagon.
Baby-poop brown.Copy !req
715. - Okay. Do you know me?
- No.Copy !req
716. Damn straight.
Go with God.Copy !req
717. Well, I'm just glad
I happened to be passing by.Copy !req
718. Happy to be of help, Betsy.
May I call you "Betsy?"Copy !req
719. Please, call me "James."Copy !req
720. Hmm. Oh, the kid will be fine.
Don't worry.Copy !req
721. He just got
his bell rung a little.Copy !req
722. I'll, I'll handle that.
Oh, no.Copy !req
723. Oh, no, no.Copy !req
724. I wouldn't think of, uh,
taking your money for this.Copy !req
725. The embezzlement case?Copy !req
726. Mm, yes, I'd,
I'd be happy to
talk it over.Copy !req
727. Oh, shit.Copy !req
728. Two-minute warning.
Two-minute warning.Copy !req
729. Got it.Copy !req
730. Oh, my God!Copy !req
731. What happened?Copy !req
732. Call 911.Copy !req
733. Oh, my God!
Cal! Cal!Copy !req
734. Look at me!
Are you okay?Copy !req
735. Buddy, say something.
Cal, what are you...Copy !req
736. Come on already.Copy !req
737. What is she doing in there?
I don't know. Shh.Copy !req
738. Is she making a sandwich?Copy !req
739. Where's her sense
of responsibility?Copy !req
740. What?Copy !req
741. What?
Hey!Copy !req
742. What the f...Copy !req
743. Funny to run into you,
Betsy.Copy !req
744. I was just, uh,
strolling the neighborhood.Copy !req
745. You,
you were in accident.Copy !req
746. Oh, it's...Copy !req
747. Come on.Copy !req
748. Yeah?Copy !req
749. She took off on us.
She what?Copy !req
750. It was textbook, man.
We were diamonds,
but then she just took off.Copy !req
751. Okay, wait.
She, she hit-and-run?Copy !req
752. That's what I'm saying.
She bailed and wailed.Copy !req
753. Okay.
Just stay where you are.
I'll come get you.Copy !req
754. No, no, no. Screw that, man.Copy !req
755. We're following her.Copy !req
756. You're, how are,
you're following her how?Copy !req
757. We got our ways, yo.Copy !req
758. Okay, okay, okay, new plan,
new plan. You do know me.Copy !req
759. I'm your lawyer.
You got that?
I'll meet you at the school.Copy !req
760. No, she's way past
the school.Copy !req
761. She hooked a left
on Juan Tabo,Copy !req
762. and she's coming
into Holiday Park.Copy !req
763. Okay, stay with her.Copy !req
764. When she gets
where she's going,
wherever that is,Copy !req
765. just don't do anything.Copy !req
766. Wait for me.
Wait for what?Copy !req
767. You haven't been right
even once!Copy !req
768. Slippin' Jimmy, my ass!Copy !req
769. You fell into the honeypot,
kid.Copy !req
770. You get it?
Hit-and-run is a felony.Copy !req
771. So what?Copy !req
772. "So what?" so more money.Copy !req
773. He says we fell
in the honeypot.
He says "more money."Copy !req
774. So what
do we need him for?Copy !req
775. Cal? Lars?
Whoever, oh, damn it!Copy !req
776. Come on. Come on!Copy !req
777. Do it. Do it. Do it.
Son of a bitch!Copy !req
778. Come on!Copy !req
779. Come on!Copy !req
780. Hey. Hey, your leg.
Oh, I'm gonna do this one.Copy !req
781. Okay. Hey!
Aah! Aah!Copy !req
782. Hey, yo, hold up.Copy !req
783. Hey, yeah, you,
what is the matter
with you?Copy !req
784. You hit-and-run.Copy !req
785. You ran him over.
You felonied my brother.Copy !req
786. Que pasa?
Habla English.Copy !req
787. We call,
we call la policia.Copy !req
788. La policia
gonna be pissed.Copy !req
789. I see you hit him. Wham!
Aah.Copy !req
790. You see that,
that windshield?
You did that.Copy !req
791. No entiendo. No entiendo.
I did that.Copy !req
792. You did that to me.
You did that. Now you pay.Copy !req
793. No, senor. No, senor.
No entiendo.
Make, make with the dinero.Copy !req
794. Dinero?
Dinero.Copy !req
795. Si, righteous dinero.Copy !req
796. Dinero?
Y, si.Copy !req
797. Okay.
Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about.Copy !req
798. Talking about.
Mijo.Copy !req
799. Let's go.Copy !req
800. Mijo!Copy !req
801. Is that money?
Yeah.Copy !req
802. Mijo...Copy !req
803. Watch this step.Copy !req
804. Aah.
Watch this,
watch this step.Copy !req
805. Where are you?Copy !req
806. Holiday Park.Copy !req
807. Mrs. Kettleman, Betsy.Copy !req
808. What are you doing here?Copy !req
809. Hit-and-run?
That's very serious.Copy !req
810. I can, I can mediate.Copy !req
811. It's, I represent
their parents, so...Copy !req
812. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
813. Open up!
Officer of the court!Copy !req
814. Open up
in the name of the law!Copy !req
815. Good afternoon.
This...Copy !req