1. (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
♪ I Was A FoolCopy !req
2. (HUMMING)
Address unknown.Copy !req
3. Honey child,
I ain't even got
a trace of ya.Copy !req
4. (HUMMING CONTINUES)
You know one thing?Copy !req
5. I'd give anything in the world
just to see the face of ya.Copy !req
6. I was a fool
to stay away from youCopy !req
7. and everything else so long.Copy !req
8. I should have been diplomaticCopy !req
9. and figured that someday,
you'd be solid gone.Copy !req
10. (GRINDING STOPS)
♪ To Think That YouCopy !req
11. (ON TV) Yeah,
That is some detail.Copy !req
12. That is some western detail
right there...Copy !req
13. Western detail,
attention to detail.Copy !req
14. Look, he's even got the spurs
on the back of his boots.Copy !req
15. And they're sharp. They are.
(LAUGHS) I love it.Copy !req
16. Well, the clock is gone
on this piece, Christine,
so...Copy !req
17. (GASPS) Oh, my goodness!
Well, let's just move on.Copy !req
18. Well,
from time to time,Copy !req
19. people make mistakes,
that's okay.Copy !req
20. This is our first Renoir
of the evening.Copy !req
21. This is a heliogravure,
which is an etching.Copy !req
22. It was hand-pulled from a
copper plate in Paris in 1919.Copy !req
23. We know this because that's
what it says on the back,Copy !req
24. where the certificate
of authenticity is located.Copy !req
25. Just as lovely as can be.Copy !req
26. Look at the soft, delicate
shading, very feminine.
(SIGHS)Copy !req
27. This is a limited edition.Copy !req
28. This is what
you're looking for
if you are a Renoir fan.Copy !req
29. 100, oh, my goodness.
Right at the buzzer.Copy !req
30. Whoo! Good.Copy !req
31. of the few
exceptions is the African
pancake tortoise,Copy !req
32. which has a flat,
flexible shellCopy !req
33. that allows it
to hide in rock crevasses.Copy !req
34. Big swath
of light to moderate snowCopy !req
35. from the broken bow
area down toward Kearney,
Hastings,Copy !req
36. Grand Island, that is all
moving in our direction.Copy !req
37. So I do think,
around 7:00 to 8:00,Copy !req
38. the snow will become pretty
steady here across the regionCopy !req
39. with all this
moving on top of us,Copy !req
40. and that's really gonna
knock down visibilities.Copy !req
41. And, again,
snow-covered roadsCopy !req
42. are gonna be definitely
likely this evening,Copy !req
43. making it even slippier,
or more...
(SIGHS)Copy !req
44. More slippery than it is
out there at this time.Copy !req
45. There's that winter-weather
advisory in effectCopy !req
46. until very early
tomorrow morning.Copy !req
47. We're gonna talk
snowfall totalsCopy !req
48. coming up after more news.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)Copy !req
49. Will bitter, cold weatherCopy !req
50. help break up
the compaction issuesCopy !req
51. we created this fall
in our fields?Copy !req
52. Well, we'll show
you where it willCopy !req
53. and where it won't
during today's Iron Talk.Copy !req
54. (CHAIR CREAKING)
When it comes to compaction...Copy !req
55. (ICE CLINKING)
There's really two
different types of compaction.Copy !req
56. There's vertical compaction,
and there's
horizontal compaction.Copy !req
57. And there's a big difference.Copy !req
58. (CLATTERING)
With horizontal compaction,Copy !req
59. there really isn't much hope
for help from a freeze thaw.Copy !req
60. And the reason why, as that
hard, compacted layer swellsCopy !req
61. and then, in the spring,
thaws back out
and settles back down,Copy !req
62. there's really no breaking up
of the compaction.Copy !req
63. With a vertical zone,
when compaction swells out,Copy !req
64. and then it breaks up
in the spring,Copy !req
65. then you can actually
get a little bit of help.Copy !req
66. So if you have some
horizontal compaction...Copy !req
67. (VCR WHIRRING)
Created
by doing some tillageCopy !req
68. when it was a little too wet,
or...Copy !req
69. Don't let false
allegations bully you
into an unfair fight.Copy !req
70. Hi, I'm Saul Goodman,
and I will do
the fighting for you.Copy !req
71. No charge is
too big for me.Copy !req
72. When legal forces have you
cornered, better call Saul!Copy !req
73. I'll get your case
dismissed.Copy !req
74. I'll give you
the defense
you deserve. Why?Copy !req
75. Because I'm Saul Goodman,
attorney-at-law.Copy !req
76. I investigate,
advocate, persuade,Copy !req
77. and, most importantly, win!
(ECHOING) Win... win... win!Copy !req
78. Better call Saul.
(BEEPING)Copy !req
79. (GOD BLESS AMERICA PLAYS)
Do you feel doomed?Copy !req
80. Have opponents of freedom
wrongly intimidated you?Copy !req
81. Maybe they told you
that you're in serious troubleCopy !req
82. and there's nothing
you can do about it.Copy !req
83. I'm Saul Goodman,
and I'm here to tell you
that they're wrong.Copy !req
84. It's never too late
for justice. Better call...Copy !req
85. Think back...Copy !req
86. Your brain...Copy !req
87. It's just not all there yet.Copy !req
88. Uh, if we were all
held responsibleCopy !req
89. when we were 19...
(CLAPS HANDS)Copy !req
90. I remember what it was like
to be a kid. Think back.Copy !req
91. (CHUCKLES) Tell 'em, Judge,
what would you say?Copy !req
92. (DOOR CREAKS)
These boys, 19.Copy !req
93. I can't, I don't,Copy !req
94. these three young men...Copy !req
95. (SIGHS)
Just like you.Copy !req
96. Just like you.
Psst!Copy !req
97. Oh, to be 19 again,
you with me,
ladies and gentlemen?Copy !req
98. Do you remember 19?Copy !req
99. Let me tell you,
the juices are flowing.Copy !req
100. The red corpuscles
are corpuscling,Copy !req
101. the grass is green,
and it's soft,Copy !req
102. and summer's gonna
last forever.Copy !req
103. (INHALES SHARPLY)
Now, do you remember?Copy !req
104. Yeah, you do.Copy !req
105. (CLEARS THROAT)
But if you're being honest,Copy !req
106. I mean, well,
really honest,Copy !req
107. you'll recall that
you also hadCopy !req
108. an underdeveloped
19-year-old brain.Copy !req
109. Me, personally, I, it,
if I were held accountableCopy !req
110. for some of the stupid
decisions I made
when I was 19...Copy !req
111. (CHUCKLING)
Oh, boy, wow.Copy !req
112. And I bet if we were
in church right now,
I'd get a big "amen!"Copy !req
113. Which brings us
to these three,Copy !req
114. now, these three
knuckleheads,Copy !req
115. and I'm sorry, boys,
but that's what you are,Copy !req
116. they did a dumb thing.
We're not denying that.Copy !req
117. However, I would like you
to remember two salient facts.Copy !req
118. Fact one,
nobody got hurt, not a soul.Copy !req
119. Very important
to keep that in mind.Copy !req
120. Fact two,
now, the prosecutionCopy !req
121. keeps bandying this term
"criminal trespass."Copy !req
122. Mr. Spinowzo,
the property owner,Copy !req
123. admitted to us that
he keeps most portions
of his businessCopy !req
124. open to the public
both day and night.Copy !req
125. So, trespassing?Copy !req
126. That's a bit of a reach,
don't you think, Dave?Copy !req
127. (CHUCKLES)
Here's what I know,Copy !req
128. these three young men,
near honors students all,Copy !req
129. were feeling their oats
one Saturday night,Copy !req
130. and they just...Copy !req
131. Went a little bananas.
(CHUCKLES)Copy !req
132. I don't know.
Call me crazy,Copy !req
133. but I don't think
they deserve to have
their bright futures ruinedCopy !req
134. by a momentary,
minute,Copy !req
135. never-to-be-repeated
lapse of judgment.Copy !req
136. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
137. you're bigger than that.Copy !req
138. Kenny, Kenny, are you rolling?
Yeah, yeah. Wait a minute.Copy !req
139. Yeah, baby, yeah!Copy !req
140. But, dude, but, dude,
pipe down.
Chill out, would you?Copy !req
141. Hey, Mrs. Watson's
fourth-period biology class,Copy !req
142. this one's for you.
Watch and learn, losers.Copy !req
143. Oh, yeah!
(LAUGHS)Copy !req
144. (RHYTHMIC SQUISHING)
Oh!Copy !req
145. Oh, God!
Dude! Where did
all the blood go?Copy !req
146. Dude, he's dead.
They suck it all out, dumb-ass.Copy !req
147. (LAUGHING)
Awesome. Where do they put it?Copy !req
148. All right, I'm though
the neck bone now, dude.Copy !req
149. Oh, nice.
Kenny, get over here, man.Copy !req
150. I'm, I'm getting it.
Get, get,
get this out of here.Copy !req
151. All right.
All right, fine.Copy !req
152. Here, let me do it.
(LAUGHS)Copy !req
153. I got it!
All right.Copy !req
154. Oh, oh-oh!
Get that.Copy !req
155. All right.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
156. Oh!
Here, let me do it.Copy !req
157. Dude, get off!Copy !req
158. Chill out.
(LAUGHTER)Copy !req
159. All right.
Wait, wait.Copy !req
160. Oh. Oh.
Okay, wait for it. Wait.Copy !req
161. Oh!
(LAUGHS)Copy !req
162. (LAUGHTER)
Yeah! Oh!Copy !req
163. Whoo!
Whoo!Copy !req
164. Come on!
Yeah, baby, yeah!Copy !req
165. This dude was,Copy !req
166. dude, I dare you
to stick your wang
in the throat hole.Copy !req
167. I will if you will, loser.
Oh!Copy !req
168. All right, all right!
(LAUGHTER)Copy !req
169. What the hell kind of math
is that?Copy !req
170. $700 per defense.Copy !req
171. No, no, no. "Defendant."
"... Dant."Copy !req
172. Three defendants, $2,100,
which, by the way, bargain,Copy !req
173. what I did for them.Copy !req
174. They going to jail,
ain't they?Copy !req
175. So, since when
does that matter?Copy !req
176. They, they had sex
with a head!Copy !req
177. Look, didn't nobody
tell you to try all
three of them together.Copy !req
178. One trial, $700.Copy !req
179. You're gonna miss me.
You are gonna miss me.Copy !req
180. 'Cause it'll be
a cold day in hellCopy !req
181. before I do any more
PD work for this
shitty court!Copy !req
182. Sayonara, baby!Copy !req
183. You have yourself
a nice day.Copy !req
184. (HIGH-PITCHED BRITISH ACCENT)
Law offices of James McGill.Copy !req
185. How may I direct your call?
(CLEARS THROAT)Copy !req
186. Yes, Mrs. Kettleman,
so good of you to return.Copy !req
187. Actually, I don't have
Mr. McGill at the moment,Copy !req
188. but I know he'd...Copy !req
189. Oh, splendid.Copy !req
190. Uh, unfortunately,
our offices are being paintedCopy !req
191. and the fumes
are quite horrid.Copy !req
192. Um, uh, could he meet you
and your husband at, say,Copy !req
193. uh, Loyola's Cafe
on Central?Copy !req
194. 4:00 it shall be.
Cheers.Copy !req
195. $3.Copy !req
196. (NORMAL VOICE)
Uh, I'm validated.
See the stickers?Copy !req
197. Well, I see
five stickers.Copy !req
198. You're one shy.
It's $3.Copy !req
199. (SIGHS)
They gave me, look.Copy !req
200. I'm validated
for the entire day, okay?Copy !req
201. Five stickers, six stickers,
I don't know from stickersCopy !req
202. because I was
in that court back thereCopy !req
203. saving people's lives,
so...Copy !req
204. Well, gee,
that's swell.Copy !req
205. And thank you
for restoring my faith
in the judicial system.Copy !req
206. Now you either pay the $3,
or you go back insideCopy !req
207. and you get
an additional sticker.Copy !req
208. Son of a bitch.
(SCOFFS)Copy !req
209. Fine. You win.
Hooray for you.Copy !req
210. (SCOFFS)
Backing up!Copy !req
211. I have to back up!
I need more stickers!Copy !req
212. Don't have
enough stickers!Copy !req
213. Thank you!
Thank you, very nice!Copy !req
214. Employee of the month
over here!Copy !req
215. Yeah!
(CLAPPING HANDS)Copy !req
216. Hooray!
Give him a medal!Copy !req
217. Don't do anything, guys.
Just relax, all right?Copy !req
218. Well, I'm just fuzzy
as to why you think
he needs a lawyer.Copy !req
219. I mean, Craig,
the way you run your office
is beyond reproach.Copy !req
220. Yeah. Yeah.
Beyond reproach.Copy !req
221. Yeah.
I'm a stickler,
you know, for...Copy !req
222. He is.
He's a stickler
with the money.Copy !req
223. He's definitely a stickler.
Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
224. I mean, he's certainly
not guilty of some...Copy !req
225. Is certainly not.
He's innocent
of any wrongdoing.Copy !req
226. That's abundantly
clear to me.
And frankly,Copy !req
227. I don't go looking
for guilty people
to represent.Copy !req
228. I mean... (CHUCKLING)
Who needs that aggravation,
right?Copy !req
229. Right.
(LAUGHTER)Copy !req
230. Look, all I know
is what I read in the paper.Copy !req
231. And typically,
when money goes missingCopy !req
232. from the county treasury,
and the number here is,Copy !req
233. uh, $1.6 million...Copy !req
234. Well, that's an accounting...
It's an
accounting discrepancy.Copy !req
235. It's a discrepancy,
absolutely.Copy !req
236. But typically,
when that happens,Copy !req
237. the police
look at the treasurer.Copy !req
238. And since that person is,
uh... (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
239. I just think a little
proactivity may be in order.Copy !req
240. Well...
You know, I just think I'd
look guiltyCopy !req
241. if I hired a lawyer.Copy !req
242. Yeah.
No.Copy !req
243. Actually, it's getting
arrested that makes
people look guilty,Copy !req
244. even the innocent ones,
and innocent people
get arrested every day.Copy !req
245. And they find themselves
in a little roomCopy !req
246. with a detective who acts
like he's their best friend.Copy !req
247. "Talk to me," he says.
Uh, "Help me clear
this thing up.Copy !req
248. "You don't need a lawyer,
only guilty people
need lawyers."Copy !req
249. And boom!
Hey, that's when
it all goes south.Copy !req
250. That's when you want someone
in your corner,Copy !req
251. someone who will fight
tooth and nail.Copy !req
252. (SIGHS) Lawyers, you know,
we're like health insurance.Copy !req
253. You hope
you never need it.Copy !req
254. But, man, oh, man,
not having it, no.Copy !req
255. (CLEARS THROAT)
How Would we proceedCopy !req
256. if we decided to, uh...
Oh, well, this is a...Copy !req
257. (CLEARS THROAT)
Letter of engagement.Copy !req
258. It's very simple,
straightforward.Copy !req
259. Please, uh, read it closely,
but if you sign it, um,Copy !req
260. I can get started
on that defense
strategy of oursCopy !req
261. this very afternoon.
(SIGHS)Copy !req
262. (THUD)
Craig...Copy !req
263. I think maybe
we should sleep on it.Copy !req
264. Uh, sure.Copy !req
265. Don't you think,
Mr. McGill?Copy !req
266. Maybe we should
sleep on it.Copy !req
267. Oh, oh, please,
call me Jimmy.Copy !req
268. (CHUCKLES)
Absolutely.Copy !req
269. I mean, there's no rush.Copy !req
270. You...
Oh, and, you know, Craig,
we got to pick up the kids.Copy !req
271. Oh. Right. Yeah.
At the, yeah. Right.Copy !req
272. (CHUCKLES)
Well, uh,
we will be in touch.Copy !req
273. Oh.
Uh, thank you for the coffee
and for the advice.Copy !req
274. You're very,
very welcome.Copy !req
275. Oh!
(SNAPS FINGERS)Copy !req
276. Um, here. Take this.Copy !req
277. It's, uh, it's got
my phone number on it.Copy !req
278. Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
279. Got it.Copy !req
280. The number
is 9-4-5-6-Copy !req
281. 0-0-5-4-4-8-9-6-Copy !req
282. 0-6-4-3,Copy !req
283. and the expiration is 11/04.Copy !req
284. Okay, and the keyword here
is "classy," all right?Copy !req
285. Super classy, use only flowers
that look expensive,Copy !req
286. but, you know, aren't.Copy !req
287. Uh, and the note
should say... (SIGHS)Copy !req
288. "Dear Betsy and Craig..."Copy !req
289. Uh, "Best wishes
from your stickler
for justice,Copy !req
290. "James McGill."Copy !req
291. Okay? And "McGill"
is spelled "M-C..."Copy !req
292. Well, run it again.
Oh, no, no, no. It's paid up.
Run it again.Copy !req
293. Oh!
(THUD)Copy !req
294. Oh...Copy !req
295. Oh, God!
Oh, God! Oh, God!Copy !req
296. Oh, my God!
Oh.Copy !req
297. Cal, Cal! Look at me!Copy !req
298. Buddy, look at me.
Are you okay?Copy !req
299. Say something.
What did you do?Copy !req
300. I did...
What did you do
to my brother?Copy !req
301. Why don't you look
where you're going?Copy !req
302. I was making a turn!
He came out of nowhere!Copy !req
303. You freaking,
freaking hit him, man!Copy !req
304. I did...
You ran him over!Copy !req
305. You ran over
my brother!Copy !req
306. And I got the whole thing
on video.Copy !req
307. It was an accident.
It was an accident.Copy !req
308. He didn't, he didn't mean to.
Let me just, aah! Aah! Oh!Copy !req
309. No, no. That's broke.
That's broke.Copy !req
310. You broke his leg.
It's my leg. Oh!Copy !req
311. It's my leg. It's my leg.
Why are you driving around
and not looking?Copy !req
312. Shh, shh, shh!
Driving around,
breaking people's legs!Copy !req
313. It's, it's, it's, okay,
okay, okay!Copy !req
314. Where's the,
somebody call the cops!
Don't call, don't callCopy !req
315. the police.
Don't call the police.
Police!Copy !req
316. Lars.
Policia!Copy !req
317. Don't, don't, don't.
Don't call them.
I'll call them myself.Copy !req
318. I'm doing it myself.
Don't call the police.
Don't call the police.Copy !req
319. Don't call the cops?
No.Copy !req
320. How you gonna
fix this?Copy !req
321. What are you gonna do
to make things right?Copy !req
322. I don't know, fellas.Copy !req
323. (SIGHS)
What can I do
to make it right?Copy !req
324. I don't know.Copy !req
325. $500.Copy !req
326. 500 bucks?Copy !req
327. Yeah?Copy !req
328. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
329. Ow!
What the hell, man?Copy !req
330. Listen,
Starlight Express,Copy !req
331. I'm gonna give you
a 9.6 for technique,Copy !req
332. 0.0 for
choice of victim.Copy !req
333. I'm a lawyer.
(LAUGHS)Copy !req
334. Furthermore,
does, does this
steaming pile of crapCopy !req
335. scream "payday" to you,
huh?Copy !req
336. The only way that entire car
is worth 500 bucksCopy !req
337. is if there's
a $300 hooker sitting in it.Copy !req
338. Now, let's talk about
what you owe me
for the windshield.Copy !req
339. You, what?
(GRUNTS)Copy !req
340. I'll take a check!Copy !req
341. (GREETING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
Mrs. Nguyen.Copy !req
342. My, don't you look...Copy !req
343. Got my mail?Copy !req
344. You work for people
who have sex
with chopped-off head?Copy !req
345. Was it in the paper?
I heard it from my cousin.Copy !req
346. Why? Why you work
for these people?Copy !req
347. (CLEARS THROAT)
Just lucky, I guess.Copy !req
348. Cucumber water
for customer only!Copy !req
349. You have, zero messages.Copy !req
350. (TELEPHONES RINGING)
Oh.Copy !req
351. Brenda, looking good.
Nice do.Copy !req
352. Uh,
where's Lord Vader?Copy !req
353. Uh, he's not quite ready
for you yet.Copy !req
354. South conference room.Copy !req
355. How about
you wait out here?Copy !req
356. How about I don't?
(SCOFFS)Copy !req
357. Oh, Sir Francis.
James.Copy !req
358. Well-groomed,
as always.Copy !req
359. Okay.
All right.Copy !req
360. Keith, Karen, yes.
(CLAPS HANDS)Copy !req
361. You have meddled with
the primal forces of nature,
Mr. Hamlin,Copy !req
362. and I won't have it!Copy !req
363. Do you want me
to call security?Copy !req
364. It's okay, Brenda,
we got it.Copy !req
365. Hey, Jack.
Hey, Nate. Hey, Aaron.Copy !req
366. What can we do for you,
Jimmy?Copy !req
367. I'm sorry.
It's, it's this table.Copy !req
368. Something just
comes over me.Copy !req
369. You can tell me what this,
uh, $26,000
is supposed to be for.Copy !req
370. That's money for Chuck.
Isn't that what you wanted?Copy !req
371. A measly 26 grand?
(SCOFFS)Copy !req
372. Jesus, you're like
Peter Minuit
with the Indians.Copy !req
373. Throw in some
beads and shells
while you're at it.Copy !req
374. It's just a start.
There'll be more,Copy !req
375. unless you're gonna just
tear them all up.Copy !req
376. And why was it
made out to me,
why not Chuck?Copy !req
377. Can he make his way
to the bank?Copy !req
378. (INHALES SHARPLY)
I just assumed
it was bestCopy !req
379. to have the money
go through you.Copy !req
380. We can do it
any way you want.Copy !req
381. This isn't going away,
Howard.Copy !req
382. What Chuck
did for this firm,Copy !req
383. and damn near
single-handedly,Copy !req
384. 1/3 of this place
belongs to him.Copy !req
385. Yeah. What do you got,
12 chairs here?Copy !req
386. Four of these chairs
are Chuck's.Copy !req
387. You got five of these
light thingumajigs?Copy !req
388. Uh, mmm,
12/3 are Chuck's.Copy !req
389. Yeah. Six, how many
Danishes, six Danishes?Copy !req
390. You can have all the
Danish you want, Jimmy.
No, no.Copy !req
391. They're Chuck's Danishes,
and Chuck isn't greedy,Copy !req
392. so he'll just
take two...Copy !req
393. Plus $17 million,
in that ballpark.Copy !req
394. I mean, we'll knowCopy !req
395. once we get the accountants
poking around here.Copy !req
396. Until then,
no more penny-ante checksCopy !req
397. designed to make it look
like Chuck still works here.Copy !req
398. He doesn't.
He never will again.Copy !req
399. It's time to do right by him
and cash him out.Copy !req
400. So, these are
Chuck's own wishes
that you're conveying?Copy !req
401. This is what's
best for him.
Mmm.Copy !req
402. So he personally told you
that it's his wishCopy !req
403. to withdraw
from the firm?Copy !req
404. See,
that would surprise me.Copy !req
405. It's been nearly a year
since he's set foot in here.Copy !req
406. I'm just doing
what's in his best interests.
So am I.Copy !req
407. And I, for one, believe
he's gonna lick this thing.Copy !req
408. Until then, his office
is just as he left it.Copy !req
409. His secretary's
still on payroll.Copy !req
410. If Chuck can call this
an extended sabbatical,Copy !req
411. then so can we,
he's that important to us.Copy !req
412. You know what?
Let's let a jury
figure it out.Copy !req
413. (SIGHS)
Yeah, they're gonna
love you, Howard.Copy !req
414. You're so down-to-earth
and relatable.Copy !req
415. (FIRMLY)
And you will atone!Copy !req
416. It's Ned Beatty,
from Network.Copy !req
417. For Christ's sakes, guys.Copy !req
418. Jimmy.Copy !req
419. I almost forgot,
this month's filings.Copy !req
420. You could save me
the postage.Copy !req
421. Weren't you listening
in there?Copy !req
422. Chuck doesn't work here
anymore.Copy !req
423. You think
I'm gonna help you
establish a paper trail?Copy !req
424. Now, Jimmy...
No, stop trying to
pawn that shit off on him.Copy !req
425. Jimmy.Copy !req
426. You know, Jimmy, sometimes,
in our line of work,Copy !req
427. you can get so
caught up in the idea
of winningCopy !req
428. that you forget
to listen to your heart.Copy !req
429. Give Chuck my love,
would you?Copy !req
430. (SCOFFS)
Oh, there you are.Copy !req
431. Betsy, Craig.
Ah.Copy !req
432. Hi. Okay.Copy !req
433. You look
lovely today.
Oh, thank you so much.Copy !req
434. Couldn't you just...
You know, I can't.Copy !req
435. Aah! Son of a bitch!Copy !req
436. Ground yourself?Copy !req
437. Yes,
I grounded myself.Copy !req
438. You got to stop putting bacon
on the list,Copy !req
439. 'cause that cooler's
looking like
a trichinosis stew.Copy !req
440. Perfect timing.
(CARRIAGE SLIDES)Copy !req
441. Hmm.
(SIGHS)Copy !req
442. "Professor
Brans Vogelson."Copy !req
443. Mmm-hmm.
"University of Helsinki?"Copy !req
444. Yeah, you're gonna have to
get that translated.Copy !req
445. Into Swedish?
Finnish.Copy !req
446. Finnish, uh,
translating into...Copy !req
447. I'm sure there's someone
at UNM who can do that.Copy !req
448. You do know
I'm trying to start
a legal practice, right?Copy !req
449. Vogelson's been working
on the effectsCopy !req
450. of electromagnetic fields
on zebra fish, and, oh!Copy !req
451. Financial Times.Copy !req
452. (BREATHES DEEPLY)
Yeah, I knew you missed it,
so I figured, "What the heck?"Copy !req
453. Thank you.
I know it's expensive.
Here.Copy !req
454. That's not,
it's all right.Copy !req
455. I don't expect you
to go out of pocket.
I...Copy !req
456. Go ahead,
reimburse yourself.Copy !req
457. (CLICKS TONGUE)
Thanks.Copy !req
458. Hey, Chuck, um,
can you not read
that for a second?Copy !req
459. Can we talk?Copy !req
460. Are you all right?Copy !req
461. You look peaked.
I'm fine.
Please, just sit.Copy !req
462. You're not in trouble.Copy !req
463. Um...Copy !req
464. You got to cash out.Copy !req
465. You got to.Copy !req
466. Again? Really?Copy !req
467. There's no other way.Copy !req
468. I know that
you don't want to hear it,
but you've got to.Copy !req
469. You know
I'm going to beat this.Copy !req
470. You know I'm going to
get better.Copy !req
471. Yeah, sure.
(CHUCKLING) Well, then,Copy !req
472. there's nothing more
to talk about.Copy !req
473. I will beat this.Copy !req
474. Ergo, a falsis
principiis proficisci.Copy !req
475. Meaning?
That's not...Copy !req
476. Meaning?
That's the one about false
principles, but it's not...Copy !req
477. You proceed
from false principles.Copy !req
478. Your argument
is built on quicksand.Copy !req
479. Therefore, it collapses.
Yeah, yeah.
You're not listening.Copy !req
480. (SIGHS) Fine.Copy !req
481. Let's take this
to its logical conclusion.Copy !req
482. In order
to pay out my share,Copy !req
483. suppose my partners
are forced to
liquidate the firm.Copy !req
484. Then what?
That's their problem.Copy !req
485. My clients
are out in the cold.Copy !req
486. My cases are scattered
to the winds.Copy !req
487. 126 people
lose their jobs.Copy !req
488. What happens to
your cronies in the mailroom,
the assistants,Copy !req
489. the paralegals,
the janitorial staff?Copy !req
490. All of them,
out on the street.Copy !req
491. Your friend Kim,
a promising career,
over and done with.Copy !req
492. Hamlin
owes you everything.Copy !req
493. You built that place
single-handedlyCopy !req
494. while he was out
at four hills working
on his bunker shot.Copy !req
495. Let's not exaggerate.
I helped.
You helped.Copy !req
496. All the more reason
not to tear it downCopy !req
497. just for a little bit
of cash.Copy !req
498. Look, Chuck,
I'm going under, okay?Copy !req
499. For the third time
with these bull-crap
contract counsel...Copy !req
500. "Bull crap?"
Bull-crap, Pissant PD cases
at 700 bucks a shot.Copy !req
501. Public-defender
work is someCopy !req
502. of the best experience
there is.
(SIGHS)Copy !req
503. I just had a case, Chuck,
with three clients,Copy !req
504. uh, arraignments,
voir dire, jury trial,
the whole nine yards.Copy !req
505. You know what I took home?
700 bucks.Copy !req
506. Yeah, I might as well
head down to Skid Row
and sell plasma.Copy !req
507. You're representing
people who have
nowhere else to turn.Copy !req
508. The money
is beside the point.Copy !req
509. Money is not
beside the point,
money is the point.Copy !req
510. I keep telling you,
have patience.Copy !req
511. There are no shortcuts.Copy !req
512. Do good work,
and the clients will come.Copy !req
513. The clients will come.
Yeah, I know.Copy !req
514. Okay.Copy !req
515. Hand to God,
I wasn't gonna say this,
but you are broke.Copy !req
516. I can't carry
both of us.Copy !req
517. I've been trying like hell,
but I can't.Copy !req
518. (CHUCKLING)
Well, you're saying what?Copy !req
519. You think you have
to provide for me?Copy !req
520. I never asked you that.
You didn't have to ask,
okay?Copy !req
521. I've been doing
my damnedest,Copy !req
522. but the day of reckoning
is here.Copy !req
523. Soon, Chuck, you're gonna be
out on the streetCopy !req
524. with all the electromagnetism
in the world raining down
on you.Copy !req
525. Now, please, please,
picture that,Copy !req
526. then tell me that money
is beside the point.Copy !req
527. This is what has you
all worked up?Copy !req
528. Yeah!Copy !req
529. Jimmy, there's nothing
to worry about.Copy !req
530. Here.
What is this?Copy !req
531. A stipend, there's gonna
be one every week.Copy !req
532. $857 from Hamlin,
Hamlin, McGill?Copy !req
533. I'm gonna pay them back,
every penny.Copy !req
534. I didn't want
to take anything,
but Howard was very insistent.Copy !req
535. And I'm gonna pay
you back, too.Copy !req
536. Wait,
Hamlin was here?Copy !req
537. It's not like
I'm a recluse.Copy !req
538. What? He put his cellphone
in the mailbox?Copy !req
539. He understands
the situation.Copy !req
540. He grounded himself?
Of course.Copy !req
541. And the two of you
agreed that since,
as everybody knows,Copy !req
542. you're going back to work
any day now,Copy !req
543. that the firm
should help you make
ends meet.Copy !req
544. That's correct,
minus the sarcasm.Copy !req
545. Hamlin's making you
a chump!Copy !req
546. I'm going to get better!Copy !req
547. I'm gonna
go back to work,Copy !req
548. and I'm picking up
where I left off!Copy !req
549. Sorry.Copy !req
550. Sorry, Chuck.Copy !req
551. I understand that you're
trying to look out for me,Copy !req
552. but you're missing
the bigger picture.Copy !req
553. I got it.Copy !req
554. (SIGHS)
Speaking of which...Copy !req
555. Howard brought this.Copy !req
556. He's concerned.Copy !req
557. What?Copy !req
558. You have to admit,
it could be confusing,Copy !req
559. Hamlin, Hamlin, McGill?Copy !req
560. James M McGill?
That's my name.Copy !req
561. I was born with it. I...Copy !req
562. Still...Copy !req
563. How about Vanguard Law?Copy !req
564. Or Gibraltar Legal...
Wait, wait.Copy !req
565. So I'm not supposed
to use my name on,
and Hamlin's say-so?Copy !req
566. (SCOFFS)
What's he gonna do, sue me?Copy !req
567. Nobody wants to create
an adversarial situation.Copy !req
568. I'm sure Howard
would gladly pay the costCopy !req
569. of new matchbooks
and so on.Copy !req
570. (SIGHS) It's simply a matter
of professional courtesy.Copy !req
571. Chuck,
whose side are you on?Copy !req
572. There are no sides.Copy !req
573. But, Jimmy...
(SIGHS)Copy !req
574. Wouldn't you rather
build your own identity?Copy !req
575. Why ride on someone
else's coattails?Copy !req
576. You want to dance, Howard?Copy !req
577. (CHUCKLES) Let's dance.Copy !req
578. With a backside on it.Copy !req
579. Go!Copy !req
580. No, you can get closer
than that, you bitch.Copy !req
581. Come on.Copy !req
582. And here it comes.Copy !req
583. There you go. Better.Copy !req
584. (CHEERING IN DISTANCE)
How was that?Copy !req
585. It's right on here.
Take a look.Copy !req
586. Still,
tighter is everything.Copy !req
587. Tighter? What?
Tighter what?Copy !req
588. I don't know.
Just stand tighter.Copy !req
589. You know what I mean?
I don't know
what you mean.Copy !req
590. That sucked.
We can call that
a stylistic choice, I guess,Copy !req
591. if you want to...
Hey, fellas.Copy !req
592. We got business.Copy !req
593. How did you find us?Copy !req
594. I know,
eerie, right.Copy !req
595. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on.
Give me 30 seconds.Copy !req
596. Could be the most profitable
30 seconds of your lives.Copy !req
597. Let me tell you
about a young guy,Copy !req
598. actually,
he's about your age.Copy !req
599. He lived a long way from hereCopy !req
600. in a town called
Cicero, Illinois.Copy !req
601. And in Cicero,
he was the man.Copy !req
602. I mean, when he strolled
down the street,Copy !req
603. all the corner boys
would give him
the high five.Copy !req
604. All the finest babes
would smile at himCopy !req
605. and hope
that he would smile back.Copy !req
606. They called him
"Slippin' Jimmy,"Copy !req
607. and everybody
wanted to be his friend.Copy !req
608. "Slippin' Jimmy?"Copy !req
609. What the hell kind of name
is that? (CHUCKLING)Copy !req
610. Well,
I'll tell you, now,Copy !req
611. winters in Cicero
are murder.Copy !req
612. (CHUCKLES) You guys
growing up out here
in the golden west,Copy !req
613. you don't know,
okay?Copy !req
614. I'm talking cold
that'll freeze the snot
right in your nose.Copy !req
615. I'm talking wind
that'll cut through
your jacketCopy !req
616. and carve you up
like a Ginsu knife.Copy !req
617. In fact,
most folks in Cicero
were scared of winter,Copy !req
618. but not Jimmy.Copy !req
619. Jimmy waited around
all summer,Copy !req
620. and when September
finally rolled aroundCopy !req
621. and he'd feel
that first cold windCopy !req
622. come sweeping off
lake Michigan,
he knew it was coming.Copy !req
623. Was it Christmas?
Was it Kwanzaa?Copy !req
624. Better, it was
slip 'n fall season.Copy !req
625. Soon as it was
cold enough,Copy !req
626. he'd find a nice,
smooth patch of ice.Copy !req
627. State Street was good.
Michigan Avenue was better.Copy !req
628. He'd pick his spot,
wait for it to get busy,Copy !req
629. then he'd walk out
on the ice, and, boom!Copy !req
630. He would biff it so hard,Copy !req
631. people would come running
from five blocks away.Copy !req
632. Yeah, but did he collect?
"Did he collect?"Copy !req
633. Slippin' Jimmy
had it dialed in,
all right?Copy !req
634. One good fall,
he'd clear 6, 8 grand.Copy !req
635. That'd keep him
in old MilwaukeeCopy !req
636. and Maui Wowie
right through Labor Day.Copy !req
637. 8 grand?Copy !req
638. 8 grand.Copy !req
639. Now, see,
I look at you guys,
I see potential.Copy !req
640. The skateboard's
a nice wrinkle,Copy !req
641. that makes it
a year-round gig.Copy !req
642. And clearly, you know
how to take a header,
right?Copy !req
643. But I got to ask you,
your best day ever,Copy !req
644. how much
did you clear?Copy !req
645. $630.
$630.Copy !req
646. (SCOFFS)
630 bucks.Copy !req
647. Was that
for one fall?Copy !req
648. Two.
Two falls in one day.Copy !req
649. Even at your age,
that's got to hurt.Copy !req
650. True that.Copy !req
651. All right, well,
I got a job for you.Copy !req
652. How's 2 grand sound?Copy !req
653. 2 grand for one hit?Copy !req
654. One hit.Copy !req
655. Plus, you get to learn
from the best.Copy !req
656. Nice boat.Copy !req
657. Yeah, discreet, like
a stripper pole in a mosque.Copy !req
658. Yeah, forget the boat.
Look at the car.Copy !req
659. You know
what that is?Copy !req
660. I don't know.
A station wagon?Copy !req
661. It's a Mercury,
a 1988 Mercury Sable Wagon.Copy !req
662. Remember it.
Burn it into your brains.
You got it?Copy !req
663. It's a Mercury Sable Wagon,
sure.Copy !req
664. Close your eyes.
What color is it?Copy !req
665. Brown.
Brown.Copy !req
666. No, it's medium sandalwood.
Keep your eyes closed.Copy !req
667. How does
the license plate start?Copy !req
668. Four.Copy !req
669. Give those gentlemen
a gold star.Copy !req
670. Betsy Kettleman's
her name.Copy !req
671. Every weekday
between 2:25 and 2:50,Copy !req
672. she comes through here
on her way to
pick up her kidsCopy !req
673. at Kit Carson Elementary.Copy !req
674. Now, you need
a place where
she's gonna slow down,Copy !req
675. am I right?
Yeah.Copy !req
676. All right.
Well, there you go.
She slows down.Copy !req
677. She hangs a right.
You come shooting out
of there.Copy !req
678. You do what you did to me.
You go ass over teakettle.Copy !req
679. You make it
a blue-ribbon special.Copy !req
680. When she
gets out of the car,Copy !req
681. you're sufferin'
St. Sebastian, right?Copy !req
682. You're the hammer, okay?
You get in her face.Copy !req
683. You scare the bejesus
out of her.Copy !req
684. Give me your phone.
(SNIFFS)Copy !req
685. It's kind of busy here,
don't you think?Copy !req
686. (BEEPING)
Well, witnesses are good.Copy !req
687. (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
Witnesses are pressure,
all right?Copy !req
688. Now, once you've got her
good and rattled,Copy !req
689. then you call
for an ambulance,Copy !req
690. but really,
you're calling for me.Copy !req
691. I'm number one
on your speed dial,Copy !req
692. right next
to your weed dealer.Copy !req
693. You call me.
I hotfoot it over here.Copy !req
694. I just happen
to be driving by.Copy !req
695. I stop to see
what the trouble is,Copy !req
696. and this is the
most important part,
you don't know me.Copy !req
697. We've never met.
You got it?Copy !req
698. Sure.
Okay.Copy !req
699. Now, I'm Mrs. K's
White Knight.
We go mano a mano.Copy !req
700. You light into me, okay?
Get nasty. And no touching.Copy !req
701. Leave the hair alone.Copy !req
702. But otherwise,
you know, open season.Copy !req
703. Yell. Stomp.
Call me a douche bag.Copy !req
704. I'm gonna play it cool,Copy !req
705. give you back
some of the razzmatazz.Copy !req
706. And once she's seen
the fireworks,Copy !req
707. you fold
like a lawn chair,Copy !req
708. happy ending.Copy !req
709. When do we get
our money?Copy !req
710. After.Copy !req
711. After?Copy !req
712. After.Copy !req
713. You get paid
when I get paid.Copy !req
714. I'm the rising tide
that raises all dinghies.Copy !req
715. Now, pop quiz,
what's the car?Copy !req
716. Mercury Sable Wagon.
Baby-poop brown.Copy !req
717. Okay. Do you know me?
No.Copy !req
718. Damn straight.
Go with God.Copy !req
719. Well, I'm just glad
I happened to be passing by.Copy !req
720. Happy to be of help, Betsy.
May I call you "Betsy?"Copy !req
721. (CLEARS THROAT)
Please, call me "James."Copy !req
722. Hmm. Oh, the kid will be fine.
Don't worry.Copy !req
723. He just got
his bell rung a little.Copy !req
724. I'll, I'll handle that.
Oh, no.Copy !req
725. Oh, no, no.Copy !req
726. I wouldn't think of, uh,
taking your money for this.Copy !req
727. The embezzlement case?
(ENGINE TURNS OVER)Copy !req
728. Mm, yes, I'd,
I'd be happy to
talk it over.Copy !req
729. (CHUCKLES)
Oh, shit.Copy !req
730. Two-minute warning.
Two-minute warning.Copy !req
731. Got it.Copy !req
732. Oh, my God!Copy !req
733. What happened?Copy !req
734. (CROWD MURMURING)
Call 911.Copy !req
735. Oh, my God!
Cal! Cal!Copy !req
736. Look at me!
Are you okay?Copy !req
737. Buddy, say something.
Cal, what are you...Copy !req
738. (GROANS)
Come on already.Copy !req
739. What is she doing in there?
I don't know. Shh.Copy !req
740. Is she making a sandwich?Copy !req
741. Where's her sense
of responsibility?Copy !req
742. (TIRES SQUEAL)
What?Copy !req
743. What?
Hey!Copy !req
744. What the f...Copy !req
745. Funny to run into you,
Betsy.Copy !req
746. I was just, uh,
strolling the neighborhood.Copy !req
747. You,
you were in accident.Copy !req
748. Oh, it's...
(SIGHING)Copy !req
749. Come on.Copy !req
750. (BEEP)
Yeah?Copy !req
751. She took off on us.
She what?Copy !req
752. It was textbook, man.
We were diamonds,
but then she just took off.Copy !req
753. Okay, wait.
She, she hit-and-run?Copy !req
754. That's what I'm saying.
She bailed and wailed.Copy !req
755. Okay.
Just stay where you are.
I'll come get you.Copy !req
756. No, no, no. Screw that, man.
(ENGINE SPUTTERS)Copy !req
757. We're following her.Copy !req
758. You're, how are,
you're following her how?Copy !req
759. We got our ways, yo.Copy !req
760. Okay, okay, okay, new plan,
new plan. You do know me.Copy !req
761. I'm your lawyer.
You got that?
I'll meet you at the school.Copy !req
762. No, she's way past
the school.
(ENGINE GRINDING)Copy !req
763. She hooked a left
on Juan Tabo,Copy !req
764. and she's coming
into Holiday Park.Copy !req
765. Okay, stay with her.Copy !req
766. When she gets
where she's going,
wherever that is,Copy !req
767. just don't do anything.Copy !req
768. Wait for me.
Wait for what?Copy !req
769. You haven't been right
even once!Copy !req
770. Slippin' Jimmy, my ass!Copy !req
771. You fell into the honeypot,
kid.Copy !req
772. You get it?
Hit-and-run is a felony.Copy !req
773. So what?
(SCOFFS)Copy !req
774. "So what?" so more money.
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)Copy !req
775. He says we fell
in the honeypot.
He says "more money."Copy !req
776. So what
do we need him for?Copy !req
777. Cal? Lars?
Whoever, oh, damn it!Copy !req
778. (DIALING)
(SIGHS) Come on. Come on!Copy !req
779. Do it. Do it. Do it.
Son of a bitch! (GRUNTS)Copy !req
780. (ENGINE SPUTTERING)
Come on!Copy !req
781. Come on!
(ENGINE TURNS OVER)Copy !req
782. Hey. Hey, your leg.
Oh, I'm gonna do this one.Copy !req
783. Okay. Hey!
Aah! Aah!Copy !req
784. Hey, yo, hold up.Copy !req
785. Hey, yeah, you,
what is the matter
with you?Copy !req
786. You hit-and-run.Copy !req
787. You ran him over.
You felonied my brother.Copy !req
788. Que pasa?
Habla English.Copy !req
789. We call,
we call la policia.Copy !req
790. La policia
gonna be pissed.Copy !req
791. I see you hit him. Wham!
Aah.Copy !req
792. You see that,
that windshield?
You did that.Copy !req
793. No entiendo. No entiendo.
I did that.Copy !req
794. You did that to me.
You did that. Now you pay.Copy !req
795. No, senor. No, senor.
No entiendo.
Make, make with the dinero.Copy !req
796. Dinero?
Dinero.Copy !req
797. Si, righteous dinero.Copy !req
798. Dinero?
Y, si.Copy !req
799. Okay.
Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about.Copy !req
800. Talking about.
Mijo.Copy !req
801. Let's go.
(GRUNTING)Copy !req
802. Mijo!Copy !req
803. Is that money?
Yeah.Copy !req
804. Mijo...
(SPEAKS SPANISH)Copy !req
805. (BREATHING HEAVILY)
Watch this step.Copy !req
806. Aah.
Watch this,
watch this step.Copy !req
807. Where are you?
(SIGHS)Copy !req
808. Holiday Park.
(SNIFFS)Copy !req
809. Mrs. Kettleman, Betsy.Copy !req
810. What are you doing here?
(SIGHS)Copy !req
811. Hit-and-run?
That's very serious.Copy !req
812. I can, I can mediate.Copy !req
813. It's, I represent
their parents, so...Copy !req
814. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
815. Open up!
Officer of the court!Copy !req
816. Open up
in the name of the law!Copy !req
817. Good afternoon.
This...Copy !req