1. > begin the audition.
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2. Impressive.
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3. You are all hired.
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4. Your objective is to retrieve
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5. The omnitrix.
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6. The one who succeeds collects
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7. The reward.
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8. Do not disappoint me.
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9. Transcript by Adriano_CSI
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10. > you ready?
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11. Remember to think out there,
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12. Ben.
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13. Don't just try to muscle it.
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14. Might isn't always right.
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15. > I know.
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16. But it's always fun.
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17. Aah!
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18. > show-off.
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19. > focus, ben.
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20. Think!
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21. > don't worry, grandpa.
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22. > aah!
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23. Ugh!
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24. > ha ha ha.
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25. Oops.
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26. My bad.
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27. > you rockhead, you almost
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28. Turned me into swiss cheese.
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29. > I said I was sorry.
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30. What else do you want?
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31. > what we want is for you to
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32. Take that thing on your wrist
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33. More seriously, ben.
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34. It's not a toy.
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35. You've got to think when you use
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36. It.
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37. > I know, but come on!
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38. You guys have seen the action.
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39. I'm the baddest ben in town.
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40. I've kicked so much alien butt,
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41. My feet hurt.
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42. > yeah, well, one of these
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43. Days, you're gonna screw around
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44. And get your own butt kicked,
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45. And I hope I'm there to see it.
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46. > dream on, geek face.
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47. > uh-oh.
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48. That doesn't sound good.
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49. > this is where the omnitrix
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50. Was last activated.
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51. > you can say that again.
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52. A rock pile like this is better
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53. Off space dust.
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54. > whoa!
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55. Big talk from a gear head.
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56. > get in my way again, and I'll
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57. Teach you how to say
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58. "dismantled."
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59. > huh.
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60. Looks like nobody's home.
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61. > not for a while.
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62. My intellimap program says this
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63. Is slatterville.
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64. Incorporated in 1857 after the
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65. Discovery of silver.
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66. Went bust in the late fifties
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67. When the mine ran out.
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68. > why does everything out of
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69. Your mouth sound like a book
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70. Report?
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71. > aha!
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72. I think I found the problem.
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73. Leaky fuel line.
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74. > uh, lucky shot?
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75. > I should be able to patch it
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76. Up.
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77. > sorry, grandpa.
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78. Let me help.
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79. Maybe four arms.
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80. No, wait.
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81. Upgrade.
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82. > I think you've done enough,
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83. Ben.
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84. I'll handle this.
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85. > ok.
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86. Guess I'll just check this place
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87. Out.
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88. > maybe you should, uh...
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89. > make sure he doesn't somehow
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90. Blow everything up?
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91. I'm on it.
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92. > oh, talk about old school.
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93. Look at all this junk.
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94. > ben?
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95. Ben!
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96. Calling all dweebs!
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97. Uhh...
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98. > what's the matter, gwen?
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99. You look like you've seen a
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100. Ghost...
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101. Freak.
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102. Ha ha ha.
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103. > get over yourself, doofus.
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104. You don't scare me.
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105. But he does!
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106. Aah!
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107. > no problem.
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108. I'll handle this guy.
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109. Oh, man.
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110. You put the "ug" in ugly.
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111. > hand over the omnitrix, and I
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112. Promise you won't suffer... Much.
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113. > dream on, claw boy.
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114. What's he talking about?
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115. > duh.
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116. Why else would some alien track
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117. You down?
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118. It wants the watch, einstein.
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119. > you don't have to get snotty
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120. About it, miss know-it-all.
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121. Sorry, crabby, the watch and I
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122. Are kind of attached.
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123. > not for long.
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124. > you have no idea who you're
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125. Messing with.
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126. > I was just about to say the
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127. Same thing.
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128. > oh, yeah?
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129. Do you know this one?
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130. Now you see me, now you don't.
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131. > heh heh heh.
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132. > you're as arrogant as you are
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133. Dimwitted.
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134. > blech!
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135. What happened?
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136. > your protoplasm is now
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137. Solidified, making it easier to
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138. Do this!
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139. > oh, man.
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140. Who is this guy?
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141. > remember when I said I wanted
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142. To be there when you finally got
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143. Your butt kicked?
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144. I take it way back.
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145. You're the super guy.
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146. Do something.
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147. > you better keep your claws to
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148. Yourself.
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149. > hardly worth the hunt.
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150. > ben, give him a lift!
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151. Ben, are you ok?
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152. > oh, man.
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153. That was even weirder than when
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154. I normally go ghostfreak.
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155. > come on.
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156. Let's get out of here before
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157. Crabcake wakes up.
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158. > what happened?
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159. > you know, the usual.
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160. Some jumbo-sized crustacean
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161. Burst out of the ground and
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162. Attacked ben.
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163. It said it wanted the watch,
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164. Only it kept calling it the
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165. Omnitrix.
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166. > just let me go four arms, and
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167. I'll turn him into a seafood
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168. Special.
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169. > no time.
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170. Repairs are done.
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171. We're out of here.
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172. > but, grandpa.
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173. > no sign of crab guy yet.
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174. > well, he better not show up
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175. If he knows what's good for him.
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176. > I think we just picked up a
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177. Hitchhiker!
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178. > aah!
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179. > who's that?
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180. > beats me!
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181. > in there.
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182. > remember me?
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183. > whew.
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184. The coast is clear.
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185. > don't you get tired of being
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186. Wrong all the time?
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187. > the omnitrix.
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188. Give it to me!
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189. > come on.
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190. Do something.
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191. Anything!
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192. > now what?
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193. > we take a ride.
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194. > what a pathetic excuse for
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195. Prey.
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196. > we got company closing in
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197. Fast!
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198. > we need a plan.
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199. > yes!
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200. Who needs a plan when you have
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201. The watch?
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202. I'll take care of this.
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203. > no, ben.
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204. That's just what it wants.
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205. Ben!
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206. Ben, come on!
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207. > I'll catch up.
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208. First I've got to put some dents
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209. In this walking soda machine.
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210. > back off.
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211. That reward's mine.
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212. > well, you don't have to get
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213. Personal.
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214. > uhh!
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215. > billions of beings on this
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216. Planet, and the omnitrix winds
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217. Up on the wrist of a foolhardy
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218. Youth.
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219. > well, like I told your
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220. Buddies, this thing doesn't come
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221. Off.
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222. I've tried.
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223. > of course it doesn't.
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224. Its power utilizes alien dna,
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225. Which binds to the host's own
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226. Genetic structure.
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227. It cannot simply be removed like
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228. Taking off a hat.
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229. > uhh!
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230. > your choice of warriors is
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231. Based solely on brute strength
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232. Without regard for any strategy.
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233. Do you ever pause to consider
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234. Your actions at all?
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235. > hey, I kick more than my
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236. Share of alien butt.
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237. > such as your recent success
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238. In the mine shaft with the
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239. Bounty hunters.
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240. > it was two against one.
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241. > you were moments away from
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242. Losing your life and the
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243. Omnitrix.
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244. Victory should have been swift
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245. And effortless.
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246. > uhh!
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247. > the omnitrix is not some toy
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248. For your amusement.
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249. It's the most powerful weapon in
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250. The galaxy.
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251. The key to an epic battle
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252. Between good and evil.
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253. > then whose side are you on?
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254. > you're still alive, aren't
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255. You?
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256. > you're a good guy?
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257. > my mission is to retrieve the
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258. Omnitrix at all costs.
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259. Since it is attached to you, I
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260. Will bring you back for its
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261. Removal.
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262. > oh, no.
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263. I'm not going anywhere.
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264. > it's not your choice.
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265. > it is now.
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266. Uhh!
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267. > it's disturbing how little
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268. You know of this alien's
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269. Strengths or weaknesses.
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270. You barely scratched the surface
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271. Of its potential.
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272. > yeah?
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273. So what makes you such an
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274. Expert?
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275. You're... Me.
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276. > wrong.
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277. I am a noble warrior.
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278. You are an impulsive annoyance.
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279. We have wasted enough time.
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280. > hey!
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281. Let me down!
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282. > looking for this?
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283. You're not getting off this
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284. Planet with the omnitrix, and
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285. Just to be sure...
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286. > hands off.
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287. > let me go!
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288. > see, we've decided to work
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289. Together and split the reward...
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290. And you in half.
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291. > don't blow a gasket, metal
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292. Mouth.
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293. I know what I'm doing.
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294. > what are we waiting for?
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295. We've got to save them.
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296. > don't be foolish.
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297. Keeping the omnitrix secure
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298. Is the only priority here.
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299. > not to me.
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300. That's my family.
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301. > you cannot save them.
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302. You would soon be overpowered
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303. And captured.
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304. The obvious choice is for me to
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305. Retrieve my hoverboard so that
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306. We may leave the planet.
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307. > but-
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308. > stay here.
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309. > all right.
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310. Hero time.
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311. > remember to think out there,
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312. Ben.
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313. Don't just try to muscle it.
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314. Might isn't always right.
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315. > your choice of warriors is
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316. Based solely on brute strength
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317. Without regard for any strategy.
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318. Do you ever pause to consider
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319. Your actions at all?
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320. > get off me, you tiny,
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321. Little...
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322. > there should be a nerve
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323. Cluster in here somewhere.
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324. > aah!
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325. Oh!
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326. Aah!
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327. > one down.
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328. > ben, run!
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329. Aah!
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330. > no!
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331. > guess who.
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332. > I told you to stay out of my
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333. Way.
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334. > wonder what would happen if I
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335. Did this!
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336. > I hate this planet.
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337. > only way to beat the desert
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338. Heat, don't you think?
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339. > pretty smart... For a human.
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340. I'll return as soon as I am
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341. Able.
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342. > what about this?
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343. > it's in good hands until
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344. Then.
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345. This may be of some use in the
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346. Meantime.
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347. > oh, man!
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348. Are you serious?
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349. Hold on.
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350. You said you needed this to get
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351. Off the planet.
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352. > selective disinformation.
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353. > huh?
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354. > he lied.
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355. How come you get all the cool
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356. Alien stuff?
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357. > fits my style.
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358. > right.
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359. I have something for you, too.
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360. > uhh!
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361. Hey!
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362. What'd you do that for?
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363. > wouldn't want that big head
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364. Of yours to get sunburned.
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365. > betrayed.
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366. > sensors indicate the omnitrix
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367. Is not with the mercenaries.
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368. > it would appear the creature
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369. Who possesses the omnitrix is as
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370. Clever as it is fierce.
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371. But I shall not be denied.
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