1. 6 stories of twists
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2. And turns.
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3. hurtling down a 200-foot
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4. Plunge.
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5. at speeds of over 25 miles
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6. Per hour.
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7. then splash down in a
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8. Churning 300,000-gallon
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9. Wave pool.
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10. you've entered the riptide
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11. Rapids zone.
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12. you're too short.
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13. what are you talking about?
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14. But I'm almost—
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15. next.
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16. sorry.
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17. I heard the baby banana boats
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18. Are fun for the smaller set.
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19. they'll all feel small when
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20. Rip josh shows up for a dip.
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21. Come on, work.
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22. huh?
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23. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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24. Anything but being a
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25. Micro munchkin.
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26. Transcript By Addic7ed
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27. Look out!
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28. Watch those flip-flops.
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29. in 1951 when this water park
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30. Was a cornfield, recently
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31. Declassified documents suggest
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32. An alien spacecraft crash-landed
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33. Right here.
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34. time to tie up some loose
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35. Ends.
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36. so if you could get someone
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37. From upper management down here
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38. So I could start checking
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39. Soil samples.
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40. uh... Ok.
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41. Hold on while I call someone
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42. Who cares.
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43. Ring, ring, ring.
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44. Guess what, dude.
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45. No answer.
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46. Next in line.
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47. did you see that?
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48. An alien!
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49. Maybe a remnant of that fateful
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50. Crash.
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51. dude, you've been in the sun
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52. Way too long.
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53. Hey, no cuts!
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54. hey, race you to the bottom.
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55. Whoa!
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56. Woo ho ho!
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57. Now, that rocked.
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58. Aah!
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59. grandpa's not going to like
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60. You going alien just to sneak on
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61. A ride.
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62. that's why I'm not going
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63. To tell him.
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64. In a few minutes, I'll be back
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65. To normal, and he'll never know,
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66. Will he?
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67. we gotta towel off.
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68. Or in your case, napkin off.
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69. there you are, my little
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70. Alien ticket to fame.
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71. gwen!
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72. Gwen!
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73. let him go!
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74. aah!
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75. grandpa, that guy's got grey
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76. Matter.
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77. gwen!
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78. Whoa!
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79. I keep forgetting I'm not as
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80. Young as I used to be.
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81. Go.
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82. let me out!
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83. don't worry.
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84. We'll find him...
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85. Somehow.
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86. security system off.
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87. Lights on.
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88. Prepare dinner.
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89. no, no.
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90. This one is all mine.
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91. ok, so if he's grey matter
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92. Now, he'll just turn back into
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93. Ben then go four arms or
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94. Something and escape.
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95. but if you said he went alien
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96. When he did, ben should have
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97. Changed back before he was
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98. Taken.
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99. which means maybe something's
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100. Wrong with the watch.
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101. Well, at least as grey matter
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102. He's smart.
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103. incredible.
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104. Truly incredible.
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105. A perfect miniature alien being.
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106. who are you calling
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107. Miniature?
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108. so, which galaxy are you
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109. From?
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110. actually, I don't know
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111. Myself.
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112. And if I did, I wouldn't
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113. Tell you.
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114. oh, feisty little life form,
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115. Aren't you?
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116. you want to see feisty?
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117. Just wait until I get big.
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118. Take a picture.
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119. It lasts longer.
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120. my thoughts exactly.
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121. mr. Howell, we've more than
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122. Had enough of your fuzzy claims
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123. And blurry photos of supposed
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124. Alien spaceships.
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125. I'm not someone you want
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126. To annoy.
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127. I—I know that, but this
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128. One's different.
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129. I promise you.
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130. See, he's only about 6 inches in
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131. Size and converses fluently in
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132. English.
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133. Perhaps the organization would
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134. Consider?
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135. I'm sending a car.
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136. You'd better not be wasting our
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137. Time or our resources.
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138. great.
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139. A thousand people at the water
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140. Park, and the u.F.O. Freak
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141. Spots me.
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142. wait.
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143. This could work.
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144. Here, kitty, kitty.
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145. I taste just like chicken.
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146. whoa!
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147. I'm free!
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148. Uh-oh.
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149. I'm free.
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150. howell wainwright,
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151. Alien discoverer.
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152. Let the fame and fortune begin.
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153. No!
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154. hello?
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155. gwen, it's me.
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156. ben, you're still grey
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157. Matter?
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158. yeah.
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159. The watch still won't work.
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160. where are you?
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161. uh, there appears to be
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162. A mountain peak 13.2 miles due
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163. West with a vertical angle of
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164. 45 degrees.
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165. brainiac, how about a street?
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166. oh, yeah.
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167. It's ripley.
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168. Aah!
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169. ben?
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170. Something happened.
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171. aah!
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172. ripley avenue, ripley lane,
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173. Ripley drive.
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174. We don't have time to check them
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175. All out.
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176. do we have a choice?
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177. what's your malfunction?
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178. Probably something stupid like
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179. The dna splicing replicator
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180. Copying a fragment of amino acid
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181. Sequence.
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182. So this is what it feels like
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183. To be smart.
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184. I'll teach you to blow
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185. Me off.
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186. Gotcha!
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187. think again!
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188. he gets away, and the
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189. Organization will come after me.
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190. Come on.
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191. Think, howell.
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192. ah, fresh air.
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193. This is so gross.
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194. I'll take this side.
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195. You take that one.
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196. ben?
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197. you can run, but you can't
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198. Hide.
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199. What?
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200. ah, my ticket out.
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201. don't make this hard on
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202. Yourself.
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203. I'll smoke you out if I have to.
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204. Aah!
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205. grandpa, his car.
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206. Uh, something tells me you're
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207. The type of guy who has a lot
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208. Of friends.
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209. who needs friends when you'll
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210. Have the fame I'm about to have?
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211. They're here.
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212. yeah.
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213. To break me out.
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214. oh, you don't know how long
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215. I've waited to meet you people.
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216. It's truly an honor.
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217. want to ring the doorbell?
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218. I'll knock... Hard.
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219. where's the alien?
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220. hands off.
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221. brutus, sit, boy.
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222. It's him—the guy who's got Ben.
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223. They're getting away.
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224. down, boy.
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225. nice trick, grandpa.
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226. come on.
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227. We need to find out where
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228. They went.
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229. I have a bad feeling about
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230. These guys.
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231. that's because you're the one
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232. In the cage, and I'm not.
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233. huh, the old lady and the
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234. Creep have the same taste in
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235. Cars.
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236. Go figure.
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237. he looks so sad.
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238. They can't torment ben like
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239. That, only I can torment ben
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240. Like that.
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241. if we can get a reverse trace
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242. On that number, we should be
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243. Able to get an address.
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244. grandpa, there's a sneaky
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245. Side to you I'm totally starting
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246. To appreciate.
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247. a remarkable specimen.
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248. so, how we doing this?
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249. Joint news conference?
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250. Hitting the major talk shows?
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251. we prefer to keep our
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252. Discoveries private.
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253. uh, wh-what are you talking
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254. About?
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255. We've gotta tell the world about
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256. This.
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257. actually, we don't.
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258. wh—where you taking him?
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259. our scientists have a few
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260. Tests to run.
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261. yeah, but honestly, I've
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262. Never been very good at tests
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263. Nor quizzes, for that matter.
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264. I found him.
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265. He belongs to me.
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266. he's ours now.
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267. And you just became disposable.
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268. they can't do this to either
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269. Of us.
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270. this isn't a house.
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271. It's a fortress.
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272. Are they having a masquerade
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273. Party here or something?
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274. they call themselves the
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275. Organization, a well-financed
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276. Secret society dedicated to
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277. Collecting alien technology.
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278. Hey, when you've been around
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279. As long as I have, you pick up
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280. A few things.
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281. prepare subject for
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282. Dissection.
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283. ready?
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284. not really, but...
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285. hi there.
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286. hey, metal head!
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287. don't bother with the slice
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288. And dice.
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289. Trust me.
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290. I'm just as grey on the inside
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291. As I am on the out.
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292. let me assist you.
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293. what are you doing?
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294. getting you out of here.
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295. Back off.
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296. Aliens are people, too.
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297. Well, sort of.
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298. ow!
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299. Ben!
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300. gwen!
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301. let's save the family reunion
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302. For the road.
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303. look at all this alien tech.
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304. sir, our scientists were
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305. Found unconscious, and the alien
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306. Is missing.
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307. There's also been a security
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308. Breach at the northeast
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309. Perimeter.
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310. find me that alien.
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311. oh, man.
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312. These guys have no clue what
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313. They've got here.
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314. or maybe they do.
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315. we've got to destroy
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316. Everything.
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317. spread out and find them.
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318. gwen, grab that pulse
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319. Hypercore.
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320. Grandpa, the gallinium
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321. Capacitor.
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322. It's not ben talking,
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323. It's grey matter.
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324. Do it.
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325. they're over here.
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326. get out of here.
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327. what about you?
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328. if I can get inside the power
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329. Grid, I can hook the hypercore
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330. And capacitor up to it.
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331. This is where small comes in
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332. Handy.
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333. Now, go.
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334. I'll meet you outside.
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335. grandpa!
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336. that reaction will decimate
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337. The mansion and everything
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338. In it.
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339. Everyone out except you, howell.
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340. You and your little alien have
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341. Been nothing but trouble.
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