Ben 10: Alien Force 1x10

1. SURE THIS THING IS GONNA

2. WORK?

3. YOUR TIME MACHINE HAS COST THE

4. U.S. GOVERNMENT A PRETTY PENNY,

5. DOCTOR.

6. THE CHRONO-LOGGER IS HARDLY A

7. TIME MACHINE IN THE SENSE OF A

8. VEHICLE, BUT RATHER A SUBATOMIC

9. DRILL DESIGNED TO BORE A TUNNEL

10. IN THE FABRIC OF SPACE-TIME.

11. AS TO COST, I THINK THE

12. ALLEVIATION OF UNTOLD HUMAN

13. SUFFERING THROUGHOUT HISTORY IS

14. AMPLE JUSTIFICATION, GENERAL.

15. IT'LL ALSO GIVE OUR RED

16. BUDDIES OVERSEAS A THING OR TWO

17. TO THINK ABOUT.

18. BUT TO ANSWER YOUR FIRST

19. QUESTION, THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY

20. TO FIND OUT.

21. YOU'RE CERTAIN WE'RE SAFE,

22. DOCTOR?

23. I'M NOT CERTAIN OF ANYTHING,

24. HUGO, BUT THE CHRONO-MAGNETIC

25. FIELD WE'VE GENERATED SHOULD

26. PROTECT US.

27. DOCTOR, I— I'M FRIGHTENED.

28. HAVE A GUMBALL.

29. IT'LL CALM YOUR NERVES.

30. YOU DIDN'T NEED TO

31. COME.

32. GWEN AND I COULD'VE HANDLED THIS

33. ALONE.

34. IT'S NOTHING, REALLY.

35. DOESN'T SOUND LIKE

36. NOTHING.

37. WEIRD NOISES, UNEARTHLY LIGHTS,

38. RUMORS OF WEIRD CREATURES OUT

39. HERE?

40. YEAH, THE DUDES I

41. HEARD IT FROM AREN'T TOTALLY

42. RELIABLE.

43. ISN'T THAT, LIKE, A BIG

44. BAD-BOY THING TO DO — COME OUT

45. HERE TO THE GHOST TOWN TO

46. DRAG-RACE?

47. HOW SHOULD I KNOW?

48. I JUST KNOW THEM FROM AUTO SHOP.

49. GRANDPA MAX SAID

50. LOS SOLEDAD USED TO BE A BIG

51. MILITARY BASE BACK IN THE '50s.

52. SOME KIND OF RESEARCH FACILITY.

53. YEAH.

54. MUST'VE BEEN SOME PRETTY SERIOUS

55. RESEARCH.

56. CHECK OUT THESE WALLS.

57. 50 YEARS LATER AND THERE'S STILL

58. NO WAY IN.

59. NO WAY.

60. THESE WEREN'T HERE.

61. DID ANYONE NOTICE SOME

62. OF THEM ARE VAGUELY

63. PERSON-SHAPED?

64. WEIRD.

65. MAYBE SOMETHING — I DON'T

66. KNOW — BURNED THROUGH THE WALL.

67. LIKE WHAT?

68. THE SAME THING THAT

69. BURNED THESE WEIRD TRAILS

70. EVERYWHERE.

71. LOOK.

72. THIS IS A BIRD.

73. AND THESE ARE LIZARD BONES.

74. THEY'RE FOSSILIZED.

75. AND THEY'RE NOT THE

76. ONLY THING.

77. IT'S LIKE SOMEONE TURNED THIS

78. SLATE INTO SAND JUST BY STANDING

79. ON IT.

80. HE WAS PROBABLY ON

81. HOLD.

82. THE TRAIL GOES TO THE

83. POLICE STATION, THEN TO THOSE —

84. I GUESS THEY'RE APARTMENTS.

85. JUST TO REVIEW,

86. SOMEONE STOOD HERE A MILLION

87. YEARS AGO AND THEN WALKED TO

88. THOSE BUILDINGS THAT WERE BUILT

89. 50 YEARS AGO?

90. YOU ARE NOT HELPING.

91. THESE COULD BE SIGNS OF SERIOUS

92. DNAlien ACTIVITY, AND IT'S UP TO

93. US —

94. DNAliens ARE NOT DOING

95. THIS.

96. DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A DNAlien TO

97. YOU?

98. FINALLY SOMETHING

99. WORTH THE GAS.

100. CHROMASTONE!

101. LOOK OUT!

102. GONE.

103. AT LEAST THE BUILDING

104. IT DESTROYED WASN'T THE LIBRARY.

105. YOU REALLY LOVE THE

106. BOOKS.

107. SHE'S SAYING WE HAVE TO

108. RESEARCH, FIND OUT WHAT THAT

109. THING IS.

110. ALL WE KNOW SO FAR IS THAT IT'S

111. LOOKING FOR SOMETHING HERE ON

112. THE BASE.

113. THESE FILMS ARE REALLY

114. CORRODED, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THIS

115. BASE WAS BUILT FOR SOME KIND OF

116. TIME EXPERIMENT CALLED PROJECT

117. PARADOX.

118. WHO WOULDN'T PICK THE

119. DESERT OUTSIDE BELLWOOD TO DO

120. TOP-SECRET RESEARCH?

121. THEY BUILT IT HERE

122. BECAUSE OF THE HUGE QUARTZ

123. DEPOSITS.

124. QUARTZ TIME?

125. MAYBE THEY WERE TRYING TO BUILD

126. THE WORLD'S BIGGEST WRISTWATCH.

127. HIS NAME HAS BEEN

128. CENSORED.

129. WHOEVER HE WAS, HIS PARADOX

130. THEORY WAS THE BASIS OF SOME

131. KIND OF EXPERIMENTAL TUNNEL

132. THROUGH TIME.

133. LOOKS LIKE MY PLACE

134. AFTER THAT BIG PARTY I THREW

135. LAST WEEKEND.

136. LOOK.

137. THAT THING HAS BEEN HERE, TOO.

138. ONLY ONE TRAIL.

139. IT EITHER CAME IN HERE AND

140. VANISHED...

141. OR IT WAS BORN HERE.

142. SWAMPFIRE!

143. GOT YOU.

144. "SWAMPFIRE."

145. THAT TAKES ME BACK.

146. OR IS IT FORWARD?

147. IT'S SO HARD TO TELL, BEN.

148. HAVE WE MET?

149. HOW DO YOU KNOW MY

150. NAME?

151. HAVE WE MET YET,I SUPPOSE

152. THE QUESTION WAS.

153. HEY, IT'S THAT DORK

154. FROM THE PHOTO, THE PARADOX GUY.

155. YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED AT

156. ALL IN 50 YEARS.

157. OH, CONSIDERABLY MORE THAN

158. THAT.

159. GUMBALL?

160. NO, THANKS.

161. WHO ARE YOU?

162. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

163. YOU JUST READ MY FILE.

164. I WAS RATHER HOPING YOUCOULD

165. TELL ME.

166. IT SLIPPED MY MIND SEVERAL

167. HUNDRED YEARS AGO.

168. DID HE JUST SAY

169. "SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS"?

170. DID YOU JUST

171. SAY — HEY.

172. BY THE WAY, YOU DIDN'T HAPPEN

173. TO SEE A SPACE-TIME ANOMALY

174. AROUND HERE, DID YOU — ABOUT YE

175. BIG, INCREDIBLY DESTRUCTIVE,

176. VIRTUALLY UNSTOPPABLE?

177. NO, I MUST'VE BEEN THINKING OF

178. ANOTHER MOMENT.

179. TA-TA!

180. WHERE'D HE...

181. HE'S OUT THERE.

182. HE'S OBVIOUSLY

183. CONNECTED TO THAT CREATURE.

184. WE NEED TO TALK TO HIM.

185. OH, YEAH, WE'LL TALK.

186. RIGHT AFTER THE POUNDING!

187. HUH?

188. WAS I IN THERE?

189. THAT WAS PUBLIC PROPERTY, YOU

190. KNOW.

191. HOW DOES HE MOVE

192. SO FAST?

193. YOU MEAN, HOW DO I MOVE SO

194. QUICKLY?

195. IT'S CALLED "WALKING."

196. STROLLING, REALLY.

197. THAT'S BETTER.

198. EASY ON THE JACKET.

199. IT'S 1,200 YEARS OLD.

200. ANYWAY, THANKS.

201. "THANKS"?

202. FOR WHAT?

203. WELL, I HAD A FEELING IF WE

204. MADE A LOUD ENOUGH RACKET, HE'D

205. SHOW UP.

206. FINALLY SOMETHING WE

207. CAN HIT.

208. OH, I REALLY DON'T THINK

209. THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

210. THOSE TRAILS.

211. THEY'RE NOT BURN MARKS.

212. THEY'RE... AGE.

213. THE CREATURE ACCELERATES TIME.

214. VERY GOOD.

215. NOT SO FAST, UGLY!

216. AAH!

217. KEVIN!

218. KEVIN!

219. JUST TOUCHING THAT THING

220. AGED HIM 60, 80 YEARS.

221. WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM TO A

222. HOSPITAL.

223. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

224. GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.

225. COME ON, KEVIN, WE'RE

226. GONNA GET YOU SOME HELP.

227. WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

228. "HELP"?

229. I'M GONNA KICK THAT THING'S

230. KEISTER!

231. OY!

232. ARE YOU OKAY?

233. MY BACK IS KILLING ME.

234. MY LEGS ACHE.

235. AND WHAT'S UP WITH THESE SHOES?

236. IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A

237. LITTLE SUPPORT?

238. HE'S LIKE A REAL

239. IRRITABLE, SHORT-TEMPERED,

240. CROTCHETY OLD MAN.

241. WHY ARE YOU

242. WHISPERING?

243. IN OTHER WORDS, ASIDE

244. FROM THE MALE-PATTERN BALDNESS,

245. HE'S PRETTY MUCH THE SAME AS

246. ALWAYS.

247. COME ON, OLD MAN.

248. I'LL TAKE THOSE.

249. WHAT DO YOU THINK

250. YOU'RE DOING?

251. DRIVING.

252. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT

253. IT.

254. YOU DON'T HAVE A LICENSE.

255. GRANDPA MAX TAUGHT ME,

256. AND IT'S AN EMERGENCY.

257. YOU'RE NEARSIGHTED, ARTHRITIC,

258. YOUR REFLEXES ARE SHOT, AND

259. YOU'RE TRYING TO UNLOCK A

260. CACTUS.

261. YOU SHOULD'VE GONE OUT

262. WITH ME WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND

263. HANDSOME.

264. YOU WERE TOO IMMATURE.

265. WHAT ABOUT NOW?

266. TOO OLD.

267. WHOOPS!

268. IT'S NOT A BUMPER CAR!

269. BACK UP, BACK UP, BACK

270. UP!

271. BEN, ON THE RIGHT!

272. NO! NO!

273. NOT THE CAR!

274. NOT THE CAR!

275. HANG ON.

276. YOU ARE NEVER DRIVING

277. MY CAR AGAIN!

278. TRUE.

279. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

280. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET HERE

281. SIX SECONDS AGO.

282. OR IT THIS THING RUNNING FAST?

283. WHO ARE YOU, ANYWAY?

284. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

285. WHAT IS THAT CREATURE?

286. CAN YOU FIX MY CAR?

287. THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT

288. ABOUT YOU.

289. IS IT YOUR HAIR?

290. YEAH, I'M PARTING IT

291. DOWN THE MIDDLE NOW, AND I ALSO

292. GOT REAL OLD!

293. DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT OLD.

294. I WALK IN ETERNITY.

295. WELL, YOU BETTER START

296. RUNNING IN ETERNITY, SMART GUY!

297. HMM. YOU MIGHT SLOW US DOWN.

298. I NEED TO FIX THAT.

299. WE'LL COME BACK RIGHT OVER

300. THERE.

301. KEVIN.

302. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

303. YOU'RE GOOD AS NEW.

304. WELL, MY BACK STILL

305. HURTS A LITTLE.

306. IF I COULD JUST LEAN ON YOU...

307. ALL RIGHT, PROFESSOR, IF YOU

308. WOULDN'T MIND FIXING MY CAR.

309. HOW EXACTLY DO YOU EXPECT ME

310. TO DO THAT?

311. I'M A TIME TRAVELER, NOT A BODY

312. SHOP.

313. REGRESSING A CAR WOULD BREAK ALL

314. THE CHRONAL LAWS OF SPACE-TIME

315. AND —

316. OKAY! ENOUGH!

317. I WANT ANSWERS — NOW.

318. SAME OLD BEN TENNYSON.

319. YOU'RE EVEN MORE LIKE YOURSELF

320. NOW THAN YOU WERE IN THE FUTURE,

321. WHICH, FOR OBVIOUS REASONS, I

322. CAN'T REALLY TELL YOU ABOUT.

323. YOU WANT ME TO HURT

324. HIM?

325. WHAT CAN YOU TELL US,

326. MISTER... PARADOX?

327. PARADOX.

328. OH, YES, THAT'LL DO.

329. THAT'LL DO VERY NICELY.

330. I'LL TELL YOU MY STORY IN A WAY

331. YOU CAN UNDERSTAND — WITH A

332. BEGINNING, MIDDLE, AND END.

333. WE'LL START IN THE MIDDLE.

334. LOS SOLEDAD WAS BUILT ENTIRELY

335. BECAUSE OF MY INGENIOUS

336. THEORY — A TIME TUNNEL

337. UTILIZING THE PROPERTIES I

338. DISCOVERED IN QUARTZ CRYSTALS

339. WHICH WOULD ALLOW US ACCESS TO

340. PAST AND FUTURE EVENTS.

341. YEAH, WELL, FOR A

342. GENIUS, LOOKS LIKE YOU BLEW IT.

343. YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF

344. IT.

345. SOME TINY MISCALCULATION ON MY

346. PART DESTABILIZED THE EXPERIMENT

347. AND RIPPED A HOLE IN THE FABRIC

348. OF REALITY.

349. I WAS HURLED INTO THE EVENT

350. HORIZON.

351. I MUST'VE SPENT 100,000 YEARS

352. THERE.

353. I DIDN'T AGE OR NEED TO SLEEP OR

354. EAT.

355. JUST EXIST.

356. SOUNDS PRETTY BORING.

357. AT FIRST I WENT MAD, OF

358. COURSE, BUT AFTER A FEW

359. MILLENNIA, I GOT BORED WITH

360. THAT, TOO, AND WENT SANE — VERY

361. SANE.

362. I BEGAN TO LEARN.

363. I NOW HAVE TOTAL UNDERSTANDING

364. OF THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM,

365. ALLOWING ME TO TRAVEL ANYWHERE

366. AND ANYWHEN I WANT, WITHIN

367. REASON.

368. SO, WHERE'S YOUR TIME

369. MACHINE?

370. HE DOESN'T HAVE A TIME

371. MACHINE.

372. HE HAS A MAP IN HIS HEAD.

373. EXACTLY.

374. I KNOW WHERE ALL THE SHORTCUTS

375. ARE.

376. I'VE SPENT A DOZEN LIFETIMES

377. CRISSCROSSING THE TIME STREAM,

378. MAKING IT A BETTER PLACE.

379. AND HOW DOES THAT PAY?

380. AT THE MOMENT, NOT EVEN IN

381. JOB SATISFACTION.

382. YOU SEE, I RECENTLY DISCOVERED

383. THAT SOME KIND OF

384. EXTRADIMENSIONAL CREATURE IS

385. GOING TO WREAK HAVOC ACROSS THE

386. UNIVERSE.

387. SO?

388. WAY YOU TALK, YOU TAKE ON

389. MONSTERS LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME.

390. WHY IS THIS ONE SO BAD?

391. BECAUSE UNLIKE THE THOUSANDS

392. OF FOES I FACED BEFORE, THIS

393. EXTRADIMENSIONAL CREATURE CAME

394. INTO OUR PLANE OF REALITY THE

395. MOMENT MY EXPERIMENT WENT AWRY.

396. OH.

397. SO, JUST TO BE CLEAR, IT'S YOUR

398. FAULT.

399. THIS CREATURE HASN'T

400. BEEN LURKING AROUND HERE FOR 50

401. YEARS.

402. WE WOULD KNOW ABOUT IT.

403. TIME IS LIKE A RIVER.

404. IT MOVES, FLOWS, AND BENDS.

405. 50 YEARS AGO, I ACCIDENTALLY SET

406. OFF A DEPTH CHARGE IN THAT

407. RIVER.

408. THE CREATURE I RELEASED WAS

409. BLASTED 50 YEARS THROUGH TIME TO

410. YOUR PRESENT, DOING THIS TO YOUR

411. FUTURE.

412. BUT ALL IT'S DOING IS

413. MESSING UP AN OLD ARMY BASE.

414. WHY IS THAT A PROBLEM AT ALL?

415. WHY NOT JUST LEAVE IT ALONE?

416. THAT'S A BETTER QUESTION FOR

417. THE MAN ON THE MOON.

418. WHAT?

419. WHO'S THE MAN ON THE MOON?

420. I AM.

421. WE'RE ON THE MOON.

422. NO, WE'RE ON THE MOON IN YOUR

423. DISTANT FUTURE.

424. WHAT?

425. HOW ARE WE NOT SUFFOCATING?

426. GOOD QUESTION.

427. NOT REMOTELY THE POINT, THOUGH.

428. IMAGINE WHAT THE EARTH WOULD

429. LOOK LIKE IN 200 YEARS, SAY,

430. WITH THAT TIME MONSTER WANDERING

431. ALL OVER IT, AGING EVERYTHING

432. THAT CROSSED ITS PATH TO DUST.

433. FOR THOSE OF YOU WITH NO

434. IMAGINATION, THE EARTH IS UP

435. THERE.

436. YOU BROUGHT US TO THE

437. WORST POSSIBLE VERSION OF THE

438. FUTURE.

439. NO.

440. SHOULD I FAIL TO STOP THAT

441. CREATURE, THIS IS YOUR BEST

442. POSSIBLE FUTURE.

443. NOT A PRETTY SIGHT, IS IT?

444. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

445. I'M ALLOWING MYSELF TO FEEL

446. THE FULL IMPACT OF MY FAILURE.

447. OKAY. WHO'S HE?

448. HE'S A PARALLEL PARADOX.

449. YOUNG BEN HAS AN INNATE SENSE

450. OF TRANSTEMPORAL METAPHYSICS,

451. WHICH WILL SERVE HIM WELL IN HIS

452. FUTURE — OR SHOULD I SAY

453. "PAST."

454. AND I DRIVE GOOD, TOO.

455. WE CAN BREATHE ON THE

456. MOON IN THE FUTURE, BUT YOU

457. CAN'T FIX MY CAR?

458. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

459. WELL, OBVIOUSLY NOT WHAT I

460. DID.

461. BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, YOU BETTER

462. DO IT QUICKLY.

463. TIME IS RUNNING OUT.

464. WHY COME BACK HERE?

465. WHY DON'T WE TRAVEL BACK IN TIME

466. AND STOP THE TIME EXPERIMENT

467. FROM EVER HAPPENING?

468. ISN'T IT JUST LIKE AN ENERGY

469. BEING TO THINK OUTSIDE TEMPORAL

470. CONVENTIONS?

471. I'M NOT AN ENERGY —

472. THE EXPERIMENT THAT RELEASES

473. THE CREATURE ALSO UNSTICKS ME IN

474. TIME, AND THAT MUST HAPPEN

475. BECAUSE IN ALL

476. MODESTY...

477. YOU SAVE THE WORLD

478. DOZENS OF TIMES.

479. HUNDREDS, ACTUALLY.

480. IN FACT, ON ONE OCCASION, YOU

481. AND I WORKED TOGETHER TO SAVE

482. THE ENTIRE UNIV— NEVER MIND.

483. IT SHOULD BE HERE ANY —

484. YOU COULD SET YOUR WATCH BY IT.

485. JETRAY!

486. THEY HIT IT?

487. DOESN'T EVERYTHING AGE INTO

488. OBLIVION AS SOON AS THEY TOUCH

489. IT?

490. GUMBALLS LAST A REALLY LONG

491. TIME.

492. LOOK UNDER YOUR DESK AT SCHOOL.

493. NOW, GET BACK!

494. LET GO!

495. HE'LL AGE YOU INTO DUST!

496. I EXIST OUTSIDE OF TIME.

497. WELL, I CAN STILL FEEL THE EONS

498. PASSING.

499. PARADOX, TAKE US BACK TO

500. THE ACCIDENT — NOW.

501. BUT I TOLD YOU!

502. JUST DO IT!

503. KEVIN, GWEN — THE LAB.

504. QUICK!

505. YOU JUST KEEP THAT THING

506. OCCUPIED.

507. K-KEEP IT OCCUPIED?

508. I'M A TIME-TRAVELING HERO.

509. I DON'T KEEP THINGS OCCUPIED.

510. SURE THIS THING IS GONNA

511. WORK?

512. YOUR TIME MACHINE HAS COST THE

513. U.S. GOVERNMENT A PRETTY PENNY,

514. DOCTOR.

515. AS TO COST, I THINK THE

516. ALLEVIATION OF UNTOLD HUMAN

517. SUFFERING THROUGHOUT HISTORY IS

518. AMPLE JUSTIFICATION, GENERAL.

519. WHY WOULD IT USE THE

520. PHONE?

521. WHAT?

522. THE CREATURE.

523. IT TRIED TO USE THE PAY PHONE.

524. THEN IT WENT TO THE POLICE

525. STATION, THEN THE DORMS.

526. IT DIDN'T ACT LIKE SOME

527. UNFATHOMABLE TRANSDIMENSIONAL

528. CREATURE.

529. IT DID EVERYTHING A NORMAL

530. PERSON WOULD DO...

531. IF THEY SUDDENLY FOUND

532. THEMSELVES IN AN ABANDONED

533. MILITARY BASE.

534. LOOK THERE.

535. THE ASSISTANT.

536. AAH!

537. BEN, YOU'LL GET SUCKED

538. IN ALONG WITH HIM!

539. I NEED TO PUT ON A

540. LITTLE WEIGHT.

541. HUMONGOUSAUR!

542. WHOA!

543. TRUST ME.

544. THIS BEATS THE ALTERNATIVE.

545. HUGO!

546. OF COURSE.

547. IF IT WERE A SNAKE, IT WOULD'VE

548. BIT ME.

549. DON'T LOOK SO SMUG.

550. I WOULD'VE FIGURED IT OUT

551. EVENTUALLY.

552. YOU HAD 100,000 YEARS!

553. WELL, I HAVE TO ADMIT IT.

554. I'M IMPRESSED.

555. ALL THOSE CENTURIES TRAPPED IN

556. THE EVENT HORIZON, AND IT NEVER

557. OCCURRED TO ME THAT THE ACCIDENT

558. WASN'T MY FAULT.

559. YOU'RE MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU

560. WERE WHEN I MET YOU LATER.

561. THANKS... I GUESS.

562. WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM,

563. YOUR ASSISTANT?

564. I LIVED MY LIFE.

565. HUGO!

566. HOW ARE YOU?

567. WELL, YOU LOOK THE SAME, AND

568. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN 50 YEARS.

569. WELL, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN

570. 100,000 YEARS, BUT YOU DON'T

571. LOOK THAT BAD.

572. HOW WAS YOUR LIFE?

573. GOOD, A GOOD LIFE.

574. BUT I'M — I'M SORRY ABOUT THE

575. EXPERIMENT.

576. I RUINED EVERYTHING.

577. I NEVER GOT TO TIME-TRAVEL.

578. WOULD YOU STILL LIKE TO?

579. YES.

580. I'M NOT AFRAID ANYMORE.

581. GLAD TO HEAR IT.

582. HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU A

583. BEHIND-THE-SCENES LOOK AT

584. ETERNITY?

585. AT LEAST HE'S GOT

586. COMPANY NOW.

587. OH, AND THANKS FOR

588. STRANDING US OUT HERE IN THE

589. MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!

590. COME ON.

591. WE'VE GOT A LONG WALK HOME.

592. OH, HO, HO, HO!

593. STOKED!

594. IT LOOKS LIKE NEW.

595. IT DOESN'T JUST LOOK

596. LIKE NEW.

597. IT NEW.

598. IT'S FACTORY-NEW FROM 30 YEARS

599. AGO.

600. PARADOX, I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING

601. I WAS ABOUT TO SAY ABOUT YOU.

602. "KEVIN, TRY TO KEEP IN

603. MIND THAT IF THIS CAR COMES INTO

604. CONTACT WITH ANYTHING ELSE FROM

605. 1976, IT WILL EXPLODE LIKE

606. ANTIMATTER.

607. ENJOY!

608. PARADOX."

609. HE'S KIDDING, RIGHT?

610. THAT'S SOME KIND OF TIME-TRAVEL

611. JOKE, RIGHT?

612. ISN'T IT... GUYS?