BEEF 2x6

1. Local residents are complaining

2. that our land purchase will force more coyotes into neighborhoods.

3. Find out who the swing votes are, and donate to the NGOs they're associated with.

4. Understood.

5. I wish kiwis had more crunch.

6. Next matter is regarding our partnership dispute with Seoul University.

7. Just threaten to cut all funding.

8. They can't strong-arm us.

9. If the Korean pear and kiwi could be combined...

10. that'd be delicious, no?

11. Yes, that could be very delicious.

12. Now, the final matter is regarding...

13. the death at Trochos.

14. What now?

15. The police are continuing to ask questions.

16. Everyone we've bribed is remaining silent, but...

17. the police will reach out to Eunice and Woosh soon.

18. That's fine.

19. They don't know anything.

20. No need to worry.

21. I mean, I wasn't either when they didn't know anything, but...

22. Once the authorities reach out...

23. Eunice or Woosh could look into the ongoing payments out of the club.

24. This is such a headache!

25. The whole reason I remarried was because he was fun.

26. Someone to eat with. To travel with. That's all.

27. Since we can't open any shell companies at the moment,

28. we need to establish a legitimate cash flow between the club and Trochos.

29. If I wanted drama...

30. I would have stayed with my first husband.

31. I was considering Woosh's medical tourism packages.

32. We could offer a similar program, officially sanctioned by the country club...

33. I'll say it again...

34. the more clean money flowing between the club and Trochos, the better.

35. Woosh will hate that—

36. Okay. So we are agreed that we sell the house,

37. and we each get our portion of the down payment back.

38. Adjusted for inflation.

39. Adjusted for inflation.

40. And whatever profit we get, we split it 50-50.

41. - Easy. - Great.

42. Done.

43. And then, uh, we agree

44. that I will be the sole custodian of Burberry going forward.

45. I do want you to reconsider naming him that... but yes.

46. Thank you for the feedback.

47. You're welcome.

48. Great, we are flying through this.

49. I'm just so glad we can be mature about it.

50. Okay, so should we, um,

51. talk about the announcement?

52. I've drafted up a post.

53. Oh, did you?

54. Yeah, it's just a... just a rough draft.

55. Oh.

56. You don't wanna wait until things are finalized?

57. What's the rush?

58. It's been a month since we decided. We need to let people know at some point.

59. Um...

60. - Can you just read it? - Yep.

61. I... I kept it super vague, just... trials and triumphs.

62. Uh, we're still each other's biggest fans.

63. Please respect our privacy at this time.

64. No.

65. You have to pick a new photo. The caption's awful as well.

66. Um...

67. Okay. Just, uh, pick a photo, and tell me what to post.

68. Mm-hmm.

69. Uh, did you sign your contract extension yet?

70. Uh, no, I told you.

71. Park's going back and forth with the language still.

72. Oh.

73. That's convenient.

74. What does... what does that mean? Convenient?

75. I'm not the one that's delaying it. She is, okay?

76. - Mm-hmm. - Okay.

77. Don't fuck me over, Josh.

78. I'm not gonna fuck you over. Jesus.

79. What?

80. Nothing.

81. You just look different.

82. So cumulatively speaking,

83. we actually owe $27,802.

84. How is that even possible?

85. Well, the hospital was out of network, so we have to cover half.

86. The urgent care bill has a late fee on it.

87. And while we're here, just to say it,

88. um, your parking tickets are going into collections.

89. Are there any subscriptions we can cancel?

90. Mm, there's that app we signed up for to help us with our finances.

91. Yeah, yeah, cancel that. Cancel everything.

92. Okay.

93. So it's 27,795 now.

94. Thank God I started working full-time.

95. We're never gonna be able to afford IVF.

96. That was a train, right?

97. Felt a little earthquakey.

98. Why aren't you more upset about this?

99. Don't you care about having a baby?

100. Of course I care, Ash.

101. I'm just wondering if maybe we should save up first for food, water?

102. The Brita filter's lived here longer than we have.

103. Okay, well, I'll steal some waters at the club tomorrow.

104. I mean, I don't know.

105. Maybe this is the universe, like, telling us to slow down, you know?

106. We're not even married yet.

107. I still want to, of course.

108. We can get married at the courthouse. We can do that anytime.

109. Babe, why are we rushing everything?

110. I'm not.

111. This is just all part of being an adult.

112. I'm just trying to make sure I can give us what we need.

113. Yeah, but let's take our time with it

114. and, like, enjoy our lives, you know?

115. I mean, we haven't even been down to the beach once this month.

116. I know, you're right.

117. We can go Sunday.

118. I guess I just...

119. I kind of feel like it'll all go away if we don't,

120. and I know that's stupid.

121. It's not stupid.

122. You're just stressed.

123. Can I do our daily check early?

124. Mm-hmm, of course.

125. I know this is unhealthy, but it really does help me so much.

126. Mm, I get it. I gotta earn that trust back.

127. Who the fuck is 415...

128. Oh, wait, it's DoorDash.

129. Sorry.

130. Okay. Uh, so as we continue to build out the wellness center,

131. we'll be temporarily using the pro shop to sell Trochos products.

132. Uh, members can sign up for procedures at the Seoul clinic with any employee,

133. and for each sale, you'll be entitled to a 10% commission.

134. Oh, just saw Calvin perk up.

135. You know it. I need that money.

136. Yeah.

137. You and me both, Calvin. You and me both.

138. Uh, so for any questions, just go ahead and ask Woosh,

139. who is running late again, and he'll set you up.

140. All right? Let's go out there and be team MVP.

141. They want to add a body composition analyzer there, yeah?

142. That's correct, yes.

143. Around how much would that cost?

144. 3K, 5, some go higher.

145. There's no way it'd be 75K, right?

146. You know, Ashley's really good with numbers

147. if you need help keeping track of everything.

148. That's nice.

149. Now, why did we replace the old ellipticals?

150. Are Precors that different from other brands?

151. Hey, is everything okay?

152. Yes, of course.

153. I just have a lot on my plate right now.

154. Look, I know we haven't talked that much since the hospital,

155. but it's not 'cause I don't care.

156. Ashley's gone through a lot this past month, so I gotta focus on her.

157. But if you ever wanna

158. talk about anything,

159. you can always hit me up.

160. Anytime.

161. Before dinner.

162. And maybe in, like, a public setting.

163. No.

164. I'm okay, honestly.

165. I think that's all the questions I had.

166. What the hell is this?

167. Lindsay!

168. - Oh my God. Hi! - Hey!

169. I can't believe she's 6. Where does the time go?

170. It's so good to see you. We didn't know you were coming.

171. Oh, well, Grace's birthday is on my calendar every year.

172. I just wanted to make up for missing the last few.

173. Oh, well, thank you so much.

174. You should put this in the shade. It's gonna start expanding in the heat.

175. Oh. Okay.

176. Well, it is so good to see you. Food and drinks are right over there.

177. Oh, she looks amazing.

178. Sorry, just... Meredith, I had a quick question.

179. Um, hypothetically, if a couple was getting divorced,

180. um, and one of them was up for a promotion,

181. how does that work if the paperwork isn't signed yet?

182. - Oh! - Oh my God!

183. Jimmy!

184. It doesn't look like Lindsay liked that.

185. Everyone is in charge of their own body, remember?

186. I'm so sorry.

187. He's grown so much. It's, um...

188. Well, when's his birthday? Gotta get that in the calendar.

189. Oh, you don't need to do that.

190. I should actually go grab that snake from him.

191. Sorry, so just real quick.

192. So in that hypothetical scenario,

193. can the wife be entitled to future earnings

194. if she helped foster the relationships that led to the promotion?

195. It depends on a lot of things.

196. When they separated, the nature of the contract...

197. California courts typically don't split future wages.

198. Right. Well, my, um, friend Penelope is getting divorced.

199. - Mm. - It's really sad.

200. Um, and she said that ChatGPT said

201. that she could prove her contributions in court.

202. I should get going. It was so great to see—

203. Sorry, just real... Last thing, I promise. Um...

204. Sorry, Penelope had a few more questions. I just wrote a little list.

205. Uh, I guess, just, you know, is there anything else

206. that she could possibly do to help her cause?

207. Um, she might be able to get a hold of an incriminating video of her husband.

208. It's a bit complicated...

209. If Penelope wants to chat more, she can set a time for my office.

210. Uh, Penelope's a little tight on money, so just to ask it, what's your rate again?

211. - Jimmy, it's such a fun game! - No! No!

212. What do you need, sweetie?

213. I want her to go on the bounce house!

214. Oh, I don't know about that. I'm—

215. Please?

216. Uh, sorry for the delay, fellas. That eucalyptus mist should kick in now.

217. And lunches are comped on me.

218. Ah, appreciate you, Josh.

219. - You're the man, Troy. - Hey, Josh!

220. I heard Lindsay stopped by Gracie's birthday.

221. - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

222. Uh, sorry, who's... who's that speaking?

223. It's Paul.

224. Oh, yes, Paul. Of course, yeah.

225. Oh, I didn't realize Lindsay was stopping by.

226. Yeah, Meredith told me your friend Penelope's looking for a divorce lawyer.

227. Man, why didn't you come straight to me? You know I got you.

228. Oh, yeah! Sorry, yeah. I should've done that.

229. Hey, your friend should get a move on it though.

230. Paul and Meredith book up fast.

231. I got stuck with fucking Fred on my divorce.

232. The sooner you get going, the better.

233. Whoever secretly switches offense first gets a huge leg up.

234. It sounds like things could get contentious with this husband's promotion.

235. Oh wow. Cool, yeah. Sounds like Lindsay really gave her the full download, huh?

236. Have Penelope send that video too.

237. Uh...

238. Uh, sorry, who's... who's speaking now?

239. - Bro, it's Billy. - Oh, my bad.

240. Uh, what exactly did Lindsay share about the video?

241. Not... not much. Let's chat after.

242. We're ruining the steam sesh.

243. Yeah, sure.

244. - Whoa. Hey. - Sorry about that... Yep.

245. - Watch your back, bro. - No, my bad. My bad. Okay.

246. - Love you, Josh. - Sorry, fellas.

247. For a limited time only,

248. you could upgrade to the luxury recovery suite for $2,000.

249. Oh my God. You're such a twat. I don't care about the cost.

250. This was my idea. Now the entire staff's getting in on it.

251. You think I like this? I'm getting fucked over too.

252. I don't understand. I thought Dr. Kim was retiring.

253. Yeah, I don't know. They must've hired someone new.

254. The chairwoman doesn't tell me shit.

255. I should've just stayed in Seoul.

256. The food here sucks.

257. I'm getting fat.

258. Fucking lasagna every day.

259. Yeah.

260. I can see it in your jowls.

261. Ashley!

262. - Hi! - Hi! Oh!

263. Hi! There you are!

264. Um, I got you a little... little present.

265. What?

266. I never got the chance to thank you for helping me look for Burberry.

267. Oh, you didn't have to do that. I... I wanted to help.

268. - I'm so sorry again for what happened. - Oh, thanks.

269. It was just so generous of you to come out like that.

270. And after your surgery.

271. How are you? You all right? I've been meaning to check in.

272. Yeah, I'm great.

273. Uh, all healed up. Things are great.

274. Oh, I'm so glad. Here. Open it.

275. Okay.

276. Aw.

277. Uh... Thank you!

278. It's a golf outfit.

279. Yeah, thank you!

280. Have you played golf before?

281. Uh, here and there with my dad.

282. You should brush up

283. 'cause Ava's always looking for women to play with at the club here.

284. Oh, fun!

285. Wh... why?

286. Why! Um, so last time, you know,

287. we were talking about how you were worried about fertility and stuff.

288. Uh, yeah.

289. - Wow, uh, thank you for remembering. - Oh my God, of course.

290. You know, I just want to help however I can.

291. And, you know, Ava's cousin is, like, literally the best OB-GYN in the country.

292. Really?

293. And you think she could help me?

294. Uh, Dr. Aliabadi, no problem.

295. She literally gets, like, all the celebrities pregnant.

296. That's so kind of you. I...

297. - Uh, I don't even know what to say. - No. I don't need to see that. Save it.

298. I'm gonna teach you how to work the women at the club here.

299. You just have to follow my lead, okay?

300. Yeah, okay. Uh, I can do that.

301. - I guess I'll do anything at this point. - Come right this way.

302. Hug?

303. Thank you so much.

304. - Thank you. - Mm, you're so welcome.

305. Crazy.

306. It's a work in progress,

307. but this will be our state-of-the-art wellness center.

308. Yeah. Can I reserve the whole space?

309. I don't need leaked pictures getting out there of my rehab process.

310. Of course, no.

311. Uh, you know, the person to answer all these questions is

312. our very own on-site physical therapist, Austin Davis, that I told you about.

313. Wow. Suni.

314. Come on over here.

315. It's an honor.

316. You were incredible at the Paris Olympics.

317. Thank you. So Josh says that you'll work with my team to get me right for LA.

318. Uh, yeah. I mean, it depends. What ails you?

319. Well, nobody's been able to figure out why,

320. but I feel a slight pinch in my QL and my psoas when I do this.

321. Hmm. Mm-hmm.

322. Psoas, QL. I see.

323. Hmm.

324. Mm-hmm.

325. Yeah. I think I know what it is,

326. but, you know, if not me, I'm sure we can find

327. some great physical therapists in the area.

328. No, Austin's being humble.

329. He's helped so many members out, and he alone is worth the membership.

330. Yeah, you're sweating like crazy.

331. Yes, I run hot due to my high basal metabolic rate.

332. Yeah, you know what? Why don't we get you over to the sauna,

333. and, uh, we'll have an attendant there waiting for you.

334. All right. Nice to meet you, Austin. Better get me that gold.

335. Turn that cold plunge into a gold plunge. You know what I mean?

336. - How you doing, man? You okay? - Yeah. No, I'm good. Yeah.

337. No. Uh, I'm just... just a huge fan.

338. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

339. A lot of titans coming through here, you know?

340. Hey, I got awestruck too when I first started out,

341. so you're doing great.

342. - Thanks, man. - Yeah.

343. Um, I was thinking we haven't had a chance to really spend much time together,

344. so I thought, "Why don't we do a session?"

345. Yeah?

346. Okay.

347. - Yeah, anytime. - Okay.

348. Did you wanna do it here at the club, or...

349. Uh, why don't you come to my place tomorrow?

350. We'll see what you can do and, you know, spend some time together.

351. Fo sho. Can't wait.

352. Okay, great.

353. I was listening to this one episode of Dr. Aliabadi's podcast,

354. and she literally helped a couple in our exact situation.

355. - They have twins now. Isn't that crazy? - Oh wow. Twins.

356. Fuck.

357. That'd be amazing, right?

358. We could name ours Augie and Ashton.

359. I thought we were gonna take things slow.

360. We can't pass this up.

361. People literally wait years to be seen by her.

362. Um...

363. How expensive is this gonna be?

364. They have payment plans.

365. And I'm gonna start signing people up for the Trochos packages too.

366. So, basically, I gotta start working more.

367. What is that supposed to mean?

368. I'm just saying, manipulating women to fuck up their faces isn't, like,

369. something you're supposed to be good at.

370. Well, Lindsay's gonna help me.

371. Do you not hear yourself right now?

372. I thought you'd be excited about this.

373. So what's Lindsay's angle? What is she getting out of all this?

374. What do you mean? She just wants to help us out. She's nice.

375. Since when?

376. Since always.

377. She was telling me today how she spent her whole inheritance

378. on his mom's medical bills.

379. And in return, he, like, totally shut her out.

380. Literally, he moved out of their bedroom.

381. They only had sex once all last year because he's, like, addicted to OnlyFans.

382. It's disgusting.

383. She told you all that?

384. Yeah. It's so nice to, like, finally have a real friend at the club.

385. Well, I'm sure there's two sides to their story.

386. What would be his side? "I'm a fucking perv"? The end?

387. I don't know.

388. Maybe he doesn't know how to express how he feels.

389. Maybe he doesn't know what he feels,

390. and all he longs for is for someone to help him process things.

391. "All he longs for"? Why are you talking like that?

392. I'm just trying to put myself in his shoes.

393. Some people come from certain upbringings that can, like,

394. stunt their communication skills or whatever.

395. And if they're scared of how the other person might react,

396. they can, like... shut down and stuff.

397. Okay, well, all I can go off of is what I know.

398. And what I know of Josh is bad.

399. That's fine.

400. But I will say this.

401. From the outside,

402. we look bad.

403. We blackmailed for your promotion.

404. We forged my PT license.

405. I'm learning how to rehab one of the greatest athletes of all time

406. from ChatGPT.

407. No, yeah, I hear you.

408. Are you okay? What's wrong?

409. Yeah. No, just still hurts from the surgery.

410. - Can you get me the heating pad? - Of course.

411. And a cup of tea?

412. Yeah. You just sit and relax. I'll take care of you.

413. - Chamomile in the big mug? - Yeah!

414. That's fucking stupid.

415. Hey.

416. Can we talk?

417. Uh, yeah.

418. So I heard you went and saw Meredith.

419. Um...

420. Yeah. Just went to ask some... hypothetical questions.

421. Yeah, I heard all about the questions.

422. Look, I'm in a vulnerable position, Josh. I'm allowed to ask questions.

423. No, you're entitled to a lawyer.

424. As am I.

425. And you're entitled to... go and try to get the video from the kids.

426. As am I.

427. So I don't wanna argue. I just wanna let you know

428. that I did file the petition for divorce with the court.

429. And I had Meredith and Paul draft up the terms that we discussed.

430. So all you need to do is sign the waiver of service,

431. and we can get all this over with quickly.

432. Well, I'm not signing that

433. until you've signed your contract extension.

434. Well then,

435. I prefer to discuss that with our lawyers.

436. Are you fucking kidding me?

437. No.

438. Is this really how you wanna end things?

439. I prefer that we discuss this through our lawyers.

440. Wow.

441. You selfish piece of shit.

442. - Are you done? - No.

443. Do you know how fucking boring it's been being married to you?

444. Do you know how bored I am?

445. I'm gonna fuck every guy over 5'9" at the club.

446. I'm gonna fuck Billy! I'm gonna fuck Dan!

447. I'm gonna fuck the shit out of Woosh!

448. English.

449. Speak to representative.

450. Credit card application status.

451. Credit card application stat—

452. Oh, hi.

453. - Hi! - Hi, Eunice.

454. - I'm so sorry to bother. - Oh my gosh, not at all.

455. Um, I'm so sorry for not thanking you for the flowers and the get well card.

456. This month has just, like, flown by, you know?

457. Time is, like, so crazy.

458. It's okay. I'm so glad you're feeling better.

459. Gosh, you've gotta take me shopping sometime.

460. You always have the best style.

461. That's so nice of you to say.

462. I love your style as well.

463. Yay, shopping date.

464. Yay!

465. So what's up?

466. So I was wondering,

467. do you happen to archive old invoices here?

468. Uh, no, that's off-site with finance. But what are you looking for?

469. I just wanted to check a few payments that went out to Korea.

470. Oh, yeah.

471. Sorry, you have to go through finance and get Josh's approval for that.

472. I see.

473. So there's nothing at all?

474. Sorry.

475. Is everything okay?

476. Yeah, no, everything's fine.

477. You know what?

478. I did take a picture of some last month. One sec.

479. I looked up the names, and they were staff at Trochos,

480. so I figured it was all part of, like, setting everything up here.

481. Oh, that's so helpful. Thank you so much.

482. Oh! Here it is.

483. And please tell Austin thank you as well

484. for going over all the equipment yesterday.

485. Oh, yeah?

486. I know you two have so much going on, so I appreciate you taking the time.

487. Aw, of course.

488. You know what? I'm just now remembering.

489. I should probably run this by Woosh first,

490. since he's kind of running point on all the Trochos stuff and whatnot.

491. Oh, well, you can just send me the photo, and I can talk to him.

492. Um...

493. Yeah, no, I'd rather not.

494. Ooh, I've got to take this. It's the doctor.

495. Austin and I are doing IVF.

496. Hi, Doctor.

497. If you think about it,

498. the modern workplace has eliminated most of our rotational movement.

499. Yeah, I mean, that makes sense 'cause we sit all day.

500. - Yep. - I hadn't thought about that. Thank you.

501. You're welcome.

502. So... tell me a little bit more about yourself, man.

503. You played football?

504. - Yeah, at ASU. - All four years?

505. All right, let's switch over to the other side.

506. I got injured in my junior year after I won the Butkus Award in 2015.

507. That's too bad.

508. - I'm just gonna warn you. - Yep.

509. Due to my high basal metabolic rate, I may sweat on you.

510. Yeah.

511. It's all good, man.

512. So you got injured,

513. and then you started pursuing your physical therapy degree?

514. Mm-hmm. Your thoracic spine's pretty rigid.

515. I tweaked it... a long time ago, so it's probably holding on to that.

516. Hey, man, so I hear Lindsay and Ashley have been spending a lot of time together.

517. Yeah, she really appreciates the friendship.

518. Yeah, that's... that's really nice.

519. I was a little surprised 'cause they don't seem to have much in common.

520. - I wonder what they even talk about. - Right.

521. Like, what do they talk about?

522. Um, let me look back here?

523. Yeah, yeah, go for it. Get in there. Please.

524. You know... chronic pain is a physical manifestation

525. of the emotional interior, they say.

526. - Is that right? - Mm-hmm.

527. - Huh. - Mind-body connection.

528. Thank you. Wow, you're very good.

529. - Ooh! Very good, yeah. - Thank you.

530. Yeah.

531. Hey, do you know... do you know anything about cold plunges?

532. - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah?

533. Troy gifted me one a while back, and I haven't put it together yet.

534. Oh my God, I can help you put that together easy.

535. Yeah?

536. Yeah.

537. Let's do it.

538. Fo sho.

539. And then Troy took me to Napa,

540. and we had the most magical meal I've ever had in my life.

541. Oh my God, that's so romantic.

542. Right? I don't know what I did in a past life to get this lucky.

543. - Shit. - That's not luck.

544. It's because she's such a good person.

545. I can do this.

546. Uh, I don't think it's luck, Ava.

547. I think it's 'cause you're such a good person.

548. Aw, Ash, you're so sweet.

549. You know what? Fuck it. I'm just gonna bring the ball up, okay?

550. Oh my gosh, yeah.

551. Sand should only belong on the beach, I always say.

552. Linds, did you see how everyone's signing up for those Trochos packages?

553. - You don't think I need it, right? - Oh my God, no. You look so young.

554. Yeah... you look younger than me, even.

555. Stop. Now I know you're lying.

556. I mean, I probably don't need it. Right?

557. - No. Oh my God, no. - Definitely not.

558. Right.

559. I was thinking, actually, of signing up myself.

560. Ashley was gonna walk me through it later.

561. You can come along if you want.

562. Okay. Yeah, I'd just be curious what it all entails.

563. Yeah, I mean, you don't need it.

564. But, you know, if you're into it,

565. you can just say you're coming with me for emotional support,

566. and no one will ever know.

567. Ashley will do everything very discreetly. Right, Ash?

568. Oh, totally. Super discreet.

569. Oh my God, that would be so magical.

570. Well, Ashley needs the double commission. She's starting IVF with Dr. Shin.

571. - Dr. Shin? - Yeah.

572. I mean, he's the best, right?

573. Yeah, Dr. Shin. Uh...

574. Miracle hands is what they told us.

575. Well, I don't know who told you that, but my cousin is the best in the country.

576. - Did you already start with Dr. Shin? - No, not yet.

577. I'll connect you with my cousin. She'll see you right away.

578. Fuck!

579. Yeah, man. It's good we're finally setting this up.

580. As a certified physical therapist, I plunge all the time.

581. Like, I'm super familiar with all the benefits and what have you.

582. Cold's good for the body.

583. - Hot's good as well. - Mm.

584. - You can mix it up. - Yeah.

585. In which order? Depends on varying factors that I won't get into now.

586. At the end of the day, it's all about information.

587. Well, this is so helpful, brother.

588. - Really, really appreciate it. - Anytime.

589. All things wellness, I'm your guy.

590. Ah.

591. I mean, is there anything that I can help you out with?

592. Like, what's going on with you?

593. No, I'm good.

594. Just... digging in. Day by day.

595. - Yeah? - Yeah.

596. And how are things with Ashley?

597. Like, is everything... everything okay on that front?

598. Uh, everything's great. We're great.

599. Good.

600. - Yeah. It's really awesome. - Yeah.

601. Well, I know that we all started off on the wrong foot.

602. Mm-hmm.

603. And I'm just so happy that all that's behind us now. Right?

604. Yeah. Me too.

605. Yeah.

606. I'm just gonna get a few more things and get out of here.

607. Yep.

608. Is this, uh, part of the setup?

609. Oh!

610. Oh yeah! I forgot about that.

611. Yeah, Troy gave me this with the plunge.

612. Have you... have you ever heard of bufo?

613. Bro.

614. - Are you familiar? - Oh, I'm familiar.

615. Is it crazy?

616. Nah, it's chill.

617. - Really? - Yeah.

618. 'Cause Troy said it'd cure all of my neurosis in, like, ten minutes.

619. Yeah, man. I've seen it happen in eight.

620. - Really? - Yeah.

621. Oh.

622. I mean, I just wouldn't wanna do it alone, though, you know.

623. Mm.

624. Let me move some things around. I'm here for you.

625. - For real? - For real.

626. And it's all-inclusive with the millennial makeover package.

627. - Right, Woosh? - Yep.

628. Hey, so this invoice you sent me was from last month, yeah?

629. Uh, yeah, Eunice said she needed to check the numbers or something,

630. so I figured you'd know what to do with it.

631. Thanks. Yeah, I know exactly what to do. I'll be right back.

632. So what do you think, Ava? Should I go for the whole package?

633. Only if you feel comfortable.

634. Yeah, sleep on it.

635. You can always start with one area.

636. But I will say that most people end up wishing they did the whole package.

637. It's such a long flight, right?

638. You have to pay for the recovery fee each time.

639. Exactly.

640. And are we sure that this doctor is as good as Dr. Kim?

641. I mean, some people say he's even better.

642. He only does Korean actors and pop stars.

643. Wow, so cool.

644. - And Shakira. - Shakira?

645. Oh my. And is it business class or coach? And where do we stay?

646. Oh, the tickets are business class. And you stay at a five-star hotel.

647. Wait, what? All that's included in the package?

648. Black car service too.

649. Uh, fine. Let me see this menu.

650. Okay, I actually want all of this.

651. But if anyone ever finds out, I will kill you.

652. No one's gonna find out from us. You're just my emotional support, right?

653. We're doing a girls' trip. Troy's paying.

654. You okay, brother?

655. Your... your turn, brother.

656. Bro, I'm gonna hold off for now

657. 'cause I wanna make sure to guide you to a good place, okay?

658. Okay.

659. Any moment now, you should experience a whiteout

660. where you disappear and all that remains is love.

661. Just take a few more hits and try to break through, okay?

662. Okay.

663. Austin. Austin.

664. Linds?

665. It's okay, darling. I love you.

666. Mama.

667. It's okay, my boy.

668. You don't have to try so hard.

669. I love you.

670. I love you, no matter what, mijito.

671. Mama.

672. I have to tell you something. It's very important.

673. I just saw every woman that I've ever slept with.

674. And then my mom became me.

675. Yeah, man.

676. That's bufo.

677. Bufo.

678. No.

679. No, it's me.

680. It's me. I... I...

681. I did this to myself.

682. I might have given you the wrong dose, man.

683. It's not your fault, okay?

684. Austin, can I be honest with you?

685. I invited you over here

686. to try to convince you to delete the backup videos of the fight.

687. Oh.

688. Lindsay and I are getting divorced.

689. I'm sorry.

690. I think we all saw it coming.

691. I was gonna try to get to the video before she did.

692. I thought I could get it from you on drugs.

693. It's... it's fucking pathetic.

694. Damn, that would've worked.

695. It's just

696. I don't know how to get to the other side.

697. You know?

698. I feel like there's just so much love, like, right there.

699. But I just... I just can't...

700. I just can't get there.

701. A lot of people love you, man.

702. Everyone at the club loves you.

703. No, you see, I grasp at all of that.

704. I steal it.

705. I steal all of it

706. to try and, like, construct this crutch to prop me up.

707. You know? 'Cause I don't... I can't...

708. I don't even know how to stand anymore, you know?

709. Do you know what I mean?

710. Yeah, I'm familiar.

711. Well, whatever your Achilles heel is, that little spot...

712. I know you think you've got time to work on it, and you do.

713. You actually... You have a lot of time.

714. But little by little, life's just gonna

715. chip away at it, you know?

716. And, you know, you'll think, "Okay, well, my shit's not so bad."

717. You know, it's a fleeting thought,

718. a... a little temptation here and there.

719. But once I get the job, then I'm gonna deal with my shit.

720. But then you've gotta get the promotion.

721. Right?

722. And then you gotta get the house.

723. And then every interaction becomes about me, me, me.

724. "If I do this for Troy, then maybe Troy will help me later."

725. You start thinking that way

726. because it's the only way to keep your head above water.

727. And then when you finally catch a breath, and you go to stand on your own two feet,

728. that Achilles heel is just gonna give out.

729. And you're gonna fall.

730. And you're gonna grasp at everyone around you.

731. But it's too late.

732. You're going down.

733. And that fleeting thought...

734. is who you are now.

735. And you're never gonna change.

736. Uh... Um...

737. Have you ever, like,

738. I don't know,

739. thought about another girl while you were with Lindsay?

740. Brother.

741. Let's talk.

742. Um, never have I ever slept with a coworker.

743. What?

744. - Austin. - Oh. Aw, boring.

745. Um... Oh God, at the club?

746. Um, right there.

747. Oh my God.

748. Josh and I used to literally have sex on the polo ground at Coachella.

749. But he would never ever, ever at work.

750. Really?

751. - Not even once? - No.

752. Although, he has caught Troy and Ava having sex in the swimming pool.

753. Oh my God.

754. I guess that adds up.

755. So, like,

756. Troy and Ava are... are, like, happily married?

757. I mean, yeah. I don't know. I guess.

758. I mean, it's easy, you know, if it's all...

759. travel and fancy events and dinner

760. and, you know, zero drama because there's zero substance.

761. Right.

762. I don't know. Maybe they've got the right idea.

763. Anyway,

764. you, uh, have

765. the right doctor now.

766. Mm-hmm.

767. And you have a way to pay for it.

768. - Ah! - Ooh!

769. To your... Ooh!

770. Ooh!

771. future

772. baby.

773. Cheers.

774. Hey, um...

775. Uh...

776. Sorry if this is weird, but, um,

777. can you tell me why you're being so nice to me?

778. I don't know what you're talking about.

779. All right. I admit I did have an agenda.

780. I thought I needed something from you.

781. But I'm realizing that I don't.

782. And I just want to help

783. however I can.

784. No strings attached.

785. - You sure? - Yeah, I'm sure.

786. I feel like we should split the commissions at least.

787. No.

788. You need it for IVF. I'm fine.

789. Can I ask why you and Josh never had kids?

790. Uh,

791. yeah.

792. No, we did get pregnant once.

793. But it didn't stick.

794. - I'm sorry. - That's all right. It happens.

795. We've been meaning to try again.

796. But I think deep down we probably both knew

797. it was a temporary Band-Aid.

798. Band-Aid for what?

799. For the immense pain of knowing that you picked the wrong person.

800. Oh.

801. Yeah.

802. Yeah, in hindsight, there were just so many signs.

803. You just think,

804. "How the fuck did I not realize this sooner?"

805. What kind of signs?

806. Oh my God, so many, like,

807. uh, the constant fighting that you saw.

808. Um...

809. The manipulating for attention,

810. seeking affection outside of the relationship.

811. But that's just normal ups and downs, right?

812. I mean, don't people say that

813. you shouldn't be looking for the right person,

814. but actually the right wrong person?

815. Someone who's seen you at your worst and you've seen them at theirs,

816. but you still wanna stay?

817. Yeah, maybe.

818. Or maybe it's just...

819. that's just something

820. people tell themselves because

821. it's too hard to admit that this thing,

822. which finally gave your existence some semblance of meaning,

823. is just a sham.

824. 'Cause then what?

825. You know, you're 40 years old

826. without the faintest idea of who you are.

827. Nobody wants that.

828. You sure you want to have a baby with Austin?

829. Yeah, no, I'm sure.

830. Well, let's sign up some more women, then.

831. Cheers.

832. You're my new best friend, man.

833. I appreciate the talk, bro.

834. Yeah, yeah.

835. - Be kind to yourself. Okay? - Yeah. Okay.

836. We're gonna be drawn in by other frequencies.

837. Mm-hmm.

838. - Other people, other women. - Right.

839. Just let it be. No judgments.

840. No interpretations. Just...

841. It's just harmony and dissonance.

842. Harmony, dissonance.

843. No, I know. I just needed to talk it all out.

844. - Yeah. - I'm gonna focus on Ashley.

845. - Yeah. - Thanks.

846. All right.

847. Whoo!

848. What the fuck?

849. Dismantle...

850. Fuck.

851. Hey! You're back.

852. Uh, sorry, I think you've mistaken me for someone else.

853. - Happens all the time. - No, no, no, no.

854. I distinctly remember your little car driving by about a month ago.

855. What?

856. I thought to myself, "What a nice pistachio color."

857. I even told the Greek guy who lives here, but he was so upset about his lost dog.

858. Are you sure it was a Fiat?

859. I'm pretty sure.

860. I have the Ring footage on my phone.

861. Um, may I see the footage, miss?

862. Are you Polynesian?

863. Sure.

864. Beautiful night tonight.

865. It's too dry. Bad for my skin.

866. Your skin looks amazing though.

867. What do you want to discuss? I don't have time for this.

868. Of course.

869. I just wanted you to know that the authorities in Seoul have contacted me.

870. About the patient's death at Trochos.

871. Why would they contact you? That's very strange.

872. I know. I found it odd as well.

873. I have to get ready for dinner.

874. Will you help me with my necklace?

875. For now, I said I know nothing.

876. But if there's something more specific I should say...

877. There's nothing to say.

878. That poor woman died of a pre-existing condition.

879. Once they find out you've been bribing Trochos staff through the club...

880. I don't know if that will suffice.

881. Your father gave this to me.

882. He always had great taste.

883. Great taste in fashion, but not in women.

884. You inherited that.

885. Chairwoman, I appreciate how you've kept me afloat all these years...

886. but I feel I can do more in life than manage the tennis shop and sell skincare.

887. Perhaps you can offer me a VP position at PK Group?

888. You...

889. look more like your mother than your father.

890. I've been told that a lot.

891. At least you have your father's eyes.

892. I often wonder...

893. what my life would have been like had your father and I stayed together.

894. But then I wouldn't exist.

895. I guess that's true.

896. Also...

897. then you wouldn't have been VP at PK Electronics.

898. Let me know when you can start.

899. Thank you so much, Chairwoman.

900. Okay. I need to get ready now.