1. - Are you sure you guys don't want some?
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It was... it was crazy.
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Look, if she's unsatisfied,
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without a high school diploma.
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38. - Hey, that's uncalled-for, man.
- This whole meeting is uncalled-for, man.
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- A lively debate amongst husband and wife...
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- ... when we saw two employees trespassing.
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- Yes, exactly.
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50. - Enough, fucking bitch!
- Don't touch me!
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- Let me go!
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- Don't fucking touch me!
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- Lindsay, I'm sick of this shit!
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58. - Enough, fucking bitch!
- Don't fucking touch me!
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60. Holy shit!
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61. 45K, ten days paid vacation,
and fucking health insurance.
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63. For sure.
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can you help me find a good doctor?
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with the cyst surgery.
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68. Nothing. You got a big one
right by your scapula.
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for our future baby.
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we left a lot on the table,
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- Mm-hmm.
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and it sounds like blackmail.
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something for me, too, you know?
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that we didn't even think about that.
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- No, it's too late now.
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at any given moment, but okay.
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87. No, you're right.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
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than what actually happened, right?
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101. - I mean, it's like they zoomed in and...
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102. I mean,
the technology is just so fucked up.
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God knows what they put in them.
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104. I mean, what the fuck
is wrong with kids these days?
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109. Yeah, I've come to realize now
why he ran such a tight ship.
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110. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ow. My QL's cramping up.
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111. - Use the foam roller.
- Ow!
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113. Ow.
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114. These fucking kids
don't know who they messed with.
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115. We have so many more years' experience
being petty.
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116. No, no, no. No, listen.
We're not gonna make it worse.
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117. We're lucky all she wants
is health insurance.
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118. When I was at Oliver Peoples,
I made everyone hate this one kid
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120. He had no idea it was me. Mark Ritter.
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122. Stop.
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123. Promoting her is the only move. Done.
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124. They're just gonna get away with it?
No consequences?
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125. Linds, if that video got out,
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126. Josh, they are going to lord this over us
for the rest of our lives.
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127. No one's lording, okay?
There's no lording.
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128. I'm gonna promote her tomorrow.
She deletes the video. We move on.
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129. Until they surprise us with a backup
the next time they want something.
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130. I can only put out the present fire,
not the nonexistent one.
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131. Or you could prevent the next fire
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132. by chopping down
these two unbelievably shit trees.
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133. What do you want me to do?
We can't fire her. We can't call the cops.
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- No, I... I'm...
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147. Are you kidding me?
You would not be happy downsizing.
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148. Look around. It's all upsize. All upsize.
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149. I know it sounds mad,
but this could be a fresh start for us.
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get credit cards.
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You could play music again.
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158. Okay? It's gonna be all right.
It's gonna be all right.
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I'm trying... I'm trying...
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167. - Because that was a good deal.
- No. No, Deb.
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- Deb, you've been great.
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170. - It's... it's purely fiscal.
- Fuck your fiscal, Josh!
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- Sixteen years, Josh!
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174. It's a bad situation for all of us.
You've been a great member of the team...
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176. I know
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178. The new guy sucks, Josh.
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181. Yeah, we had to find somebody
to cover bev cart last minute.
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182. But it's no excuse.
You're absolutely right.
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Can you comp the drinks at least?
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185. He's taking care of it.
Put the fear of God in him.
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188. Yeah, sure. No, I wanted to check in
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189. How we doing? Everything to your liking?
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190. - Oh, yeah. Thanks.
- Good.
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198. Yeah, either way.
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199. Um, I actually went ahead
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200. - Oh, you don't have to do that.
- No, no, I want to.
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201. No, that's manager stuff, so it's okay.
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202. Oh, but, um, I... I did it, so...
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204. Wrong... Well, um, yeah. Just... yeah.
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205. If you just give them the ol' autograph,
I'll mail them to finance to cut checks.
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206. Yeah, awesome. Uh, FYI, though,
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'cause they don't exist anymore.
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This invoice is old.
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210. Sorry, I... I didn't see an updated one
in Deb's files, so...
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211. Yeah, a lot of Deb's most up-to-date files
were in her head, unfortunately.
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212. Yeah, a lot of these are filled out wrong.
I'll go through them.
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There wasn't an orientation.
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You just have to delete the video, okay?
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but there's not much I can do about that.
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227. Only if you have time.
Not trying to force you.
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228. No, no, no.
We'll get a... an orientation on the books.
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- Okay.
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231. Um... I don't think so.
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- Oh!
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238. Oh, nice. Appreciate that.
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240. Oh my God. She's lording.
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everyone makes with a glute bridge.
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are rolling forward right now?
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- Stack them above your ankles.
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245. Boom. That is a glute exercise,
not a lower back one.
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247. - You okay?
- Sorry. I know you're busy.
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248. I, uh, was gonna go during lunch,
but I have an orientation now.
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250. Yeah. Can you please do this for me?
Our whole future's riding on this job.
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We have the videos still.
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and the owner fires me,
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and then I lose my health insurance,
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255. and you can't get yours,
and then we can't pay our bills,
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256. and then we're doing ASMR mukbangs
in my car for rent money,
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259. Sorry, reception's weird.
Yeah, I'll go to H&M.
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over $100,000 for Save the Frogs.
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265. Oh, stop, it was a team effort.
Linds, could you check on the food?
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266. - Could you check on the food?
- Mm-hmm.
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bidding on that dinner with Woosh.
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269. I don't even like tennis,
and I'm taking lessons.
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270. I think he has a crush on me.
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I would never, of course.
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280. Just a little Aquaphor before bed.
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281. Linds, you should talk to Woosh
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I should... I'll look into that.
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298. I know, right?
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299. Right.
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300. I'm gonna go and pinch a cig from someone,
but you all carry on.
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302. There's gonna be a lot of people,
and the event's gonna come up fast.
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303. You'll need to update accounts payable
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a luxurious evening of tropical dreams.
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- You are not.
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327. Yeah, yeah, managing in the,
uh, the registorial capacity.
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331. Uh, it's... it's the city of Oxnard.
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332. Oh God, Ashley's a fucking idiot.
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Your cell went to voicemail.
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I didn't send any money this month.
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with the new owner and everything.
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'Cause I can send some now if it's urgent.
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343. We're good. Funeral's paid off.
Chipping away at the hospital bill.
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You should call them.
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Thanks for the heads-up, sis.
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How... how did you do that?
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They haven't updated their records yet.
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359. That's illegal, Sara.
I... I really need to close that account.
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had a bunch of overdraft charges.
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and I can't stay on top of everything.
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you don't need to send us anything.
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when she passed,
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isn't gonna change that.
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370. I had to work that night.
It is what it is.
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372. Good boy. Good boy.
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378. Oh, you're so cheeky.
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380. Good boy. Good boy.
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and design my room sometime.
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and still haven't unpacked.
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left your entire life in Korea
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to teach tennis here?
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399. The chairwoman's always
helped me out since my parents passed,
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like, 2% of Korean GDP.
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in interior design.
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in that accent, I'd still find it hot.
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410. It feels so much cleaner. Is it Korean?
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411. Yeah, Koreans are like that.
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412. It's getting a little hot out.
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413. - Can I get some on my back?
- Yeah, of course.
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414. Sorry, my hands are a bit cold.
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415. No, feels really good.
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416. So does Trochos only make sunscreen?
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417. No, they got everything.
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418. Eye creams, masks.
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419. I'll bring you some samples next time.
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420. I know a guy. I can get you a good deal.
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421. Now, if I wanted to see results, like,
right away, what would you recommend?
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422. If you want immediate results,
you gotta go to Seoul.
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423. Trochos has the best skin clinic,
and they have this VIP program
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424. where they fly you first class,
car service, five-star hotels.
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425. - It's crazy.
- Wow. How much is that?
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426. Depends on what you want,
but at the friends-and-family rate,
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427. with a little Woosh-and-Lindsay rate,
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428. I'd say $40,000?
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429. But, I mean, you know, it's me.
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430. Couldn't you knock off, like, uh, 20%?
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431. Oof.
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432. Yeah, with the flights and the hotels,
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433. think the best I could do is $39,500.
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434. Um...
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435. I really need this.
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436. So could you just... help me out?
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437. I'm pulling a lot of strings for you.
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438. Could always save up.
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439. Yeah.
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440. Fine.
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441. Sorry.
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442. Start working on that overhead.
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443. Does the chairwoman know?
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444. Yeah, she knows. She gave me permission.
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445. No, I mean, does she know
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446. you've been making a lot of the women here
feel uncomfortable?
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447. What are you talking about?
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448. I think she'd be disappointed to hear
you've been sexually harassing members.
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449. Whoa. Are you serious?
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450. Frankly, you're making me
feel quite uncomfortable right now.
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451. And the club takes
allegations like this very seriously.
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452. All right, guys, you gotta stack
your knees above your ankles.
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453. This isn't a lower back exercise, okay?
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454. It's all about your posterior chain.
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455. When I won the Butkus Award in 2015—
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456. - My God. I'm so glad to be home.
- Shit.
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457. I had the busiest day today. Oh.
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458. Sorry, were you recording something?
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459. Yeah, I'm making
a series of how-to videos.
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460. I'm starting with the glutes.
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461. Then I'm gonna work my way up
the posterior chain.
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462. Then I'm gonna head back down.
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463. - Who's making you do this?
- No one.
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464. I just realized
I got all this knowledge, you know?
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465. From football,
when I won the Butkus Award in 2015—
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466. Oh, like
all those trainer influencers you follow.
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467. - You don't think it's a good idea?
- No, it is. I was just asking.
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468. It's a great idea.
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469. I'm gonna clean up.
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470. - No, no, it's okay. Um...
- Yeah.
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471. Did you pick up some clothes?
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472. - Yeah, I got some good stuff.
- Oh.
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473. I texted a bunch, but you didn't reply.
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474. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
I... I had the craziest day today.
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475. I... I was just, like, running around,
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476. and people at work
actually need me, which is...
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477. It's kinda cool,
but I have so much work to do.
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478. Do you wanna do that in the bedroom?
I gotta keep on recording my videos.
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479. Yeah, okay.
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480. Uh, is everything okay though?
'Cause I... I don't know.
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481. I feel like I'm picking up
a weird energy or something.
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482. I'm fine. I... I think maybe
you just might be projecting.
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483. Yeah, maybe.
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484. Wait. Are... are these from Goodwill?
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485. Yeah, I went to H&M,
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486. but it didn't feel right leaving
the tags on and then returning, so...
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487. Oh wow.
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488. Nice, right?
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489. So nice.
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490. These are, like, timeless.
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491. Good job.
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492. Thanks.
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493. Uh, just gonna go try them on.
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494. Okay.
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495. I got your back anytime.
Anything for my girl.
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496. Aw, that's so sweet.
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497. Only the best for my boys.
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498. What you got for us?
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499. I got you the 20-year this time.
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500. My guy, you know I'm happy for that Pappy.
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501. It's a softer proof, more refined.
It's very hard to find these days.
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502. Man, this new owner
better not replace you, bro.
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503. What? What do you mean?
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504. - Hey, Troy.
- Yeah?
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505. Tell him what you heard.
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506. I didn't really hear much.
It's not worth stressing out over.
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507. Just tell me. I'm not stressed.
I won't... won't stress.
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508. You know, I just heard
she might be interviewing some folks.
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509. That's all.
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510. Yeah, who? How... Like, how many?
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511. I don't really know much.
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512. Sorry, bro.
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513. Oh, I got a capital-gains situation.
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514. Hey, Troy, who's that tax guy you got?
I think I need a little help.
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515. Yeah, I'll text you.
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516. He helped Park buy this club.
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517. - Saved her 20 mil.
- That's crazy.
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518. What did he do,
a 1031 or something?
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519. Uh, duh.
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520. My guy's good.
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521. He set up a buy-borrow-die for me.
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522. Yo, that's crazy.
I can't even believe this shit's legal.
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523. Damn.
What asset did he make you buy?
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524. Uh, I don't know, Monet, Manet.
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525. All I know is we making money.
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526. - Oh shit.
- Party foul!
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527. I saw that, Joshie. Now you gotta play.
Come on over here.
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528. - Oh...
- Come on, just a quick one.
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529. Nah, I can't. I gotta go home.
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530. Put your money in.
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531. - I mean, if you guys like losing.
- Now we talking.
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532. - Shit, here we go. High card wins.
- Come on, Joshie.
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533. - Come on.
- Let's go, baby.
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534. - All right.
- Show us what you got.
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535. - Hey, Josh, draw for me too.
- You got it, Michael.
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536. - Um...
- Tough card to beat.
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537. Oh shit! King takes it.
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538. Way to go, Michael.
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539. Goddamn it, Phelps.
I hate you.
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540. I don't care, Baron.
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541. Swear to God, Mike.
Do you ever lose at anything?
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542. No, I don't do that. Thanks, Joshie.
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543. - Yep.
- All right, do it again.
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544. What's your Venmo?
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545. @MichaelPhelps.
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546. Oh, yep, there you are.
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547. There's a 5K limit.
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548. Back-to-back days is fine.
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549. Yeah, smart.
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550. I know my post said $800,
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551. but I am flexible,
so, you know, we can talk.
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552. I got stuff from pretty much everybody
at every level.
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553. Collegiate, pro, great guys.
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554. So here we got the... AE 1s.
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555. Signed by Ant.
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556. Ah.
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557. And we got the, uh, Jordans here.
1990 Jordans.
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558. And here we got the Tiger Woods clubs.
So, funny story about—
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559. Are... are those the Beolab 18s?
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560. Yeah.
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561. Huh.
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562. You, uh, you an audiophile?
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563. Yeah, a little bit.
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564. Nice, man. Nice.
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565. So, anyway, funny story about these.
Remember when Tiger went crazy at Augusta?
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566. - Yeah.
- This is his 4-iron.
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567. That's why it's a little... little crooked.
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568. You know, these 18s
are going for, like, 10K on eBay.
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569. - Is that right?
- Yeah.
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570. I'll take 'em off your hands
right now for nine.
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571. - They're, uh, they're not for sale.
- Huh.
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572. But I will sell you
Tiger Woods's clubs for 10K.
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573. - What about the Moog though?
- None of the music stuff's for sale.
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574. Right. Huh.
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575. You know the... the AE 1s,
they're gonna appreciate, by the way.
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576. Anthony Edwards,
he's the future.
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577. When you said Anthony Edwards, I...
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578. I thought that was
the... the dude from ER.
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579. Goose?
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580. No, no. ER.
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581. Yeah, no, I know. Goose from Top Gun.
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582. - What does that have to do—
- I'm saying it's the same actor.
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583. Huh.
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584. Uh...
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585. Thank you for your time.
You have a good day.
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586. Uh, wait.
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587. My husband will really hate this.
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588. - Remove this one as well.
- Yes.
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589. You know, if the chairwoman needs help
with any of the equipment,
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590. my fiancé's a trainer here.
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591. She said if you happen to need help
with any of the equipment...
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592. her fiancé is a trainer here.
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593. We don't need that.
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594. She won't be needing that
at the moment.
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595. He's... he's Korean.
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596. Well, ha... half.
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597. Oh, your boyfriend is Korean?
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598. It's nice you look out for him.
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599. You know, as you get old, friends go away.
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600. Parents die. Even children leave.
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601. The only person by your side
is your spouse.
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602. She says it's sweet of you
to think of your fiancé.
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603. What my husband really needs
is a physical therapist.
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604. What the chairwoman's husband
needs is a physical therapist.
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605. It's funny she should mention that
because my fiancé's a physical therapist.
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606. I thought he was a trainer.
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607. Yeah, no, he is, part-time.
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608. But, uh, yeah, we just never thought
to have a PT here before.
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609. It's genius, really.
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610. Most members are fifties, sixties.
They definitely keep Austin busy.
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611. She's smart.
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612. Your English, Chairwoman?
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613. Sh, don't tell. Only you know.
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614. Oh.
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615. Well, I'm so honored.
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616. And I'd be happy to set up Austin as a PT,
if you wish.
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617. Perhaps the chairwoman should try
a session with your fiancé first?
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618. Yes, let me try first.
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619. Absolutely. Yeah, I'll set that up.
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620. I chose a husband 20 years younger
so I can die before him.
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621. And now he has
more health problem than me.
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622. Hmm.
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623. - Hey, babe.
- Oh, uh, hey.
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624. Shit, shit.
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625. I got, like, so many compliments
on my shirt today.
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626. Like, I love it so much.
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627. Oh, well, you look so good in it.
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628. So
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629. guess who's up
for a full-time position at the gym.
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630. I don't wanna know.
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631. Austin Davis.
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632. There's another Austin Davis?
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633. - No. It's you, silly.
- What?
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634. How'd you do that?
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635. I didn't do anything.
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636. Like, Chairwoman Park
just asked about you on her own.
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637. She knew
all about your football background.
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638. I think she saw one of your videos.
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639. Yeah?
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640. It's kind of cool, right?
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641. - I think we should celebrate or something.
- Yeah.
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642. - Do you want a DiGiornos?
- For sure.
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643. - Can you put, uh, uh, the triple meat in?
- Uh, yeah.
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644. There's, like... one little thing though.
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645. Um...
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646. You have to be
a licensed physical therapist.
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647. What? That's gonna take me,
like, five years.
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648. No, no, it's not.
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649. What are you talking about?
I don't have a license.
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650. Look...
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651. I just feel like we've been off lately.
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652. Right?
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653. No, I'm fine.
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654. Are you okay?
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655. Yeah, I... I guess
I've been feeling a bit off.
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656. And I don't know.
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657. I... I just feel like
it'd be really good for me and us
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658. if we both worked at the club
and, you know, moved up together.
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659. I mean, I guess if you think
that'll help you feel better, sure.
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660. Yeah, I think it would.
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661. Okay, then.
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662. Hey, do you remember
when you lost your driver's license,
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663. and you used your fake ID for a year,
and no one noticed?
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664. - Yeah.
- So...
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665. Let's do the Fraxel.
Also a brow lift.
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666. And some filler.
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667. Is that a wart?
Tell her I'll remove that for free.
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668. So Dr. Kim is recommending
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669. the Fraxel laser,
brow lift, and some filler.
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670. The mole, he'll remove for free.
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671. Canthoplasty and a bit of blepharoplasty-
I guess we can talk about that once she gets here.
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672. I'm going into surgery now, so...
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673. Let me know when you've locked in a date.
Okay? Bye.
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674. Okay? Bye.
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675. Say hello to my wife for me.
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676. And I'd get all of this for free?
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677. Sure.
I guess, uh, that's the agreement.
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678. Do you know what?
I'm just gonna start with the laser.
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679. I don't want to end up looking crazy.
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680. Thank you.
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681. I wouldn't have been able
to afford all that.
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682. I think
this is gonna be really good for me.
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683. I need you so bad, Ricky.
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684. Oh yeah?
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685. - No one can fuck me like you do.
- Yeah.
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686. Please don't make me go that long
without you. Please, sir.
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687. Oh fuck.
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688. - No one gets me this dripping wet.
- Oh yeah.
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689. I love your perfect cock. It fills me up.
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690. Did you come?
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691. We still have nine more minutes—
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692. I'm not trying to say
that all pornography is bad,
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693. but there are good data
to support the idea
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694. that if your brain learns to be aroused
by watching other people have sex,
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695. it is not necessarily going to carry over...
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696. What the fuck?
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697. What the fuck?
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698. I'd like to change my security questions.
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699. Uh, the joint account for me and my mom.
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700. Marta Lucretia Diaz.
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701. Yeah, I'll hold.
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702. Uh, come on in.
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703. - Hey, boss.
- Hey.
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704. Uh, just got a couple of things
for you to sign.
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705. Yeah, cool. Whatever you need.
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706. Um, also, Eunice asked me to leave
Austin's credentials with you,
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707. assuming Park gives the green light,
of course, but...
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708. All right. Here you go.
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709. Yeah, perfect.
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710. Hey, um, by the way,
I had a look at the invoices you gave me.
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711. - I went over them, and they're all good.
- Great.
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712. Yeah. If, uh, you wouldn't mind
just mailing them out... Is that all right?
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713. - Yeah, no problem. Of course.
- Yeah? All right.
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714. - Thanks for doing that.
- Oh. Yeah, uh...
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715. Uh, thank you for being you.
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716. Yeah.
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717. Hey, you know what?
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718. I think that you're just about ready
to take on more of Deb's workload.
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719. Oh. Wow.
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720. Thank you. I... I really appreciate that.
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721. Won't let you down.
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722. - Keep crushing it.
- Oh.
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723. Hey, you're the MVP.
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724. Yeah.
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725. It totally worked.
He didn't even look.
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726. - I can't do this. I'm coming home.
- Babe, stop.
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727. No, this is straight-up fraud.
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728. The only person
who needs to approve the license is Josh,
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729. and he already gave the thumbs-up.
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730. If he ever becomes an issue,
we whip out the video, and he'll fold.
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731. That stupid old fuck.
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732. Babe?
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733. Josh?
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734. One sec. I'm locked in.
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735. Did you take the day off?
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736. They got my number if they need me.
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737. What happened to all of your stuff?
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738. I had to pay Michael Phelps.
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739. Okay.
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740. Um...
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741. So
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742. I think I'm gonna go
and visit my parents next month.
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743. I scattered the mulch. Scattered it.
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744. Yeah, I saw that.
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745. Figured we'd grow
tomatoes, zucchinis, squash, whatever.
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746. We'd turn the ADU into an artist retreat.
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747. Build a stage in the yard.
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748. And then we dance, baby.
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749. You're sort of freaking me out now, okay?
Did you hear what I said?
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750. Hey, have you ever heard
of a buy-borrow-die loophole?
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751. Um, are you okay?
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752. It's this thing rich fucking assholes do
where they purchase an asset.
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753. Let's say you buy a painting for $1,000,
and it appreciates to a million.
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754. Well, when you sell it,
you gotta pay taxes, right?
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755. You hate art.
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756. No, I love art. I love art.
I love it. Monet, Manet.
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757. I love it 'cause art can be collateral
to get a million dollars from the bank.
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758. And while you swim in money,
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759. that art appreciates 10 mil, 20 mil.
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760. And when you die, you pass it to your kid,
and they sell it, and bam! Zero taxes!
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761. - They pay no taxes.
- Oh my God.
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762. Please, don't tell me you bought art.
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763. Babe, everyone is scamming.
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764. Everyone's scamming.
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765. We have been grinding away here,
and for what?
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766. Oh, I can smell it now.
You're high and drunk.
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767. Yeah, I had a few puffs.
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768. I'm the fucking GM.
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769. Outgoing payments, I sign them.
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770. - You see where I'm going, right?
- No.
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771. - You see it?
- No, I don't.
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772. And you... you know
Burberry hates the smell of marijuana.
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773. Linds, listen to me.
Listen to me, Lindsay.
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774. I came up with a way
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775. to skim thousands of dollars
from the club.
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776. Wait, is this a joke? Are you serious?
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777. I'm the most serious.
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778. The only person other than me
that mails out the invoices
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779. is now an underqualified,
entitled little Gen Z
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780. with no attention to detail.
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781. She's the perfect scapegoat.
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782. This... this is how we get back on track.
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783. We finish the bed and breakfast.
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784. We focus on us.
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785. God, you're so beautiful.
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786. I miss you.
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787. We can't just disappear, Lindsay.
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788. We can't.
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789. Let me explain it again, okay?
So you buy art—
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790. Beautiful home.
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791. Thank you. It's a rental.
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792. Oh man.
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793. Landlords, right?
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794. Hmm.
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795. I'll go check on the chairwoman.
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796. Chairwoman!
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797. One moment -
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798. Would you like me to reschedule
the session with Austin?
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799. I'm on with my husband.
Eunice, could you try him out for me?
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800. Yes, understood.
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801. Okay, get your head on straight.
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802. What the hell is going on?
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803. What did you mess up this time?
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804. Dammit...
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805. If you bought another Rolls-Royce
without telling me, I'm going to be really mad.
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806. The patient is dead.
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