1. Thanks again for driving me.
Ubers were surging.Copy !req
2. I Uber everywhere,
so I'm usually in the back.Copy !req
3. Yeah, so which one is your place?Copy !req
4. Oh, don't worry, I'll tell you.
Sorry, what was I saying?Copy !req
5. Oh, yeah, so have you heard
of portable parking?Copy !req
6. - Uh, no.
- Good.Copy !req
7. 'Cause it's this idea me and the boys
have been kicking around.Copy !req
8. The problem with drivingCopy !req
9. is that you always have to find parking,Copy !req
10. but with ParKing,
you can order someone to park for you.Copy !req
11. You mean like valet?Copy !req
12. No, no, ParKing.Copy !req
13. So, basically,
they come to wherever you are—Copy !req
14. Sorry, you missed the—
You have to go back.Copy !req
15. - My bad.
- Okay.Copy !req
16. - Is this it? This is your place?
- Yeah, right here.Copy !req
17. All right.Copy !req
18. Home sweet home.Copy !req
19. I like the way you drive.Copy !req
20. It's... smooth.Copy !req
21. Oh, well, thanks.Copy !req
22. So, you wanna hang out this week?Copy !req
23. Uh, you know,
I have to go to Vegas for work.Copy !req
24. - So...
- Oh, cool, okay.Copy !req
25. - Vegas. That's cool.
- Yeah.Copy !req
26. My boy lives in Vegas.Copy !req
27. - You into MMA? Mixed Martial Arts?
- Mm-mm.Copy !req
28. My boy, he's about to pop off.Copy !req
29. He's like solid.Copy !req
30. I came up with his nickname,
"The Japanese Disease."Copy !req
31. I know it sounds like—
You don't have to...Copy !req
32. Oh, it's okay.Copy !req
33. I don't want to block anybody.Copy !req
34. - Oh!
- Sorry.Copy !req
35. That's okay.Copy !req
36. Okay, well...Copy !req
37. Wanna come in? My brother's probably home,
but I have a lock on my door.Copy !req
38. Paul, could you do me a favor
and not like tell anybody about this?Copy !req
39. You have a boyfriend, huh?Copy !req
40. Uh, no. Not a boyfriend, exactly.Copy !req
41. - An ex?
- Paul, I'm married.Copy !req
42. Yeah, I...Copy !req
43. Look, you seem like
a really good kid. And, um...Copy !req
44. Come here.Copy !req
45. Fuck!Copy !req
46. Go, go, go now before, um...Copy !req
47. Before I do something stupid.Copy !req
48. Are you sure I can park here?Copy !req
49. Totally. You might get a ticket, though.Copy !req
50. I was thinking I was gonna
call that road rage lady and apologize.Copy !req
51. You want my advice?Copy !req
52. Fuck that.Copy !req
53. I mean, God blessed me
with this church gig.Copy !req
54. What would Jesus do, you know?Copy !req
55. Jesus?Copy !req
56. Jesus would thank his cousin
with a fucking table dance,Copy !req
57. some fish, some unleavened bread.Copy !req
58. Of course, man. Thank you.
Really, thank you, thank you.Copy !req
59. Yo, it's right over here.
My guy gave me the code. It's 69-69.Copy !req
60. Word.Copy !req
61. I gotta make things right
with Paul too.Copy !req
62. All he cares about is that Kayla chick.Copy !req
63. Dude, I checked out her IG.Copy !req
64. - She's fucking hot.
- Nah, man.Copy !req
65. Yo, I don't fuck with
that type of white woman.Copy !req
66. They act like they got no power,
they got all of it.Copy !req
67. You met her?Copy !req
68. I don't need to, I just know.Copy !req
69. When Paul is cleaning his room,
white devil pulling strings.Copy !req
70. What white girls you fuck with, then?Copy !req
71. - Italians, bro.
- What?Copy !req
72. Yeah, they're the same as us.
Peninsula mentality.Copy !req
73. Yo, peninsulas, that's what's up.Copy !req
74. Yeah, man.Copy !req
75. Paul thinks he's thinking for himself,
he's being incepted.Copy !req
76. - Yo, you gotta tell him.
- Dude...Copy !req
77. he doesn't do well with criticism.
I gotta change things up.Copy !req
78. - I don't wanna lose him forever.
- Here we go.Copy !req
79. Everything you need for the church.Copy !req
80. Jackpot.Copy !req
81. Whoa. Wait. So we can steal all this
and pocket the church money?Copy !req
82. God is good. Amen.Copy !req
83. Yo, we should take this too, man.Copy !req
84. It's Daewoo.Copy !req
85. Support Korean manufacturing.Copy !req
86. - Hey, you know who you are?
- Hmm.Copy !req
87. You're Korean Robin Hood.Copy !req
88. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
89. And I'm Korean Aladdin.Copy !req
90. Yeah. I like that.Copy !req
91. - No, Mommy, no!
- Junie, hey...Copy !req
92. Junie, it's gonna be a family trip
and it's gonna be fun, okay?Copy !req
93. - I got it.
- I don't wanna go!Copy !req
94. Sweetie, the driver is gonna take us
to a private jet.Copy !req
95. Did you bring her Rubble toy?Copy !req
96. Zuma and Cap'n Turbot
can't patrol without Rubble.Copy !req
97. I think it's under her suitcase.Copy !req
98. It's PAW Patrol. You need all the paws.Copy !req
99. - Do we have any candy to bribe her?
- Sweetie, look!Copy !req
100. Look, look!Copy !req
101. PAW Patrol's coming too!Copy !req
102. Okay. Come on, Junie, let's go.Copy !req
103. - Rubble will lead us to Vegas.
- No, Mommy!Copy !req
104. - No, no, no!
- Junie, stop that!Copy !req
105. - Oh, my God, are you okay?Copy !req
106. Baby, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
107. - Oh, baby. It's okay...
- Maybe we just don't go to Vegas.Copy !req
108. I'll call Jordan
and tell her it was a work emergency.Copy !req
109. Babe, stop.Copy !req
110. You gotta go.Copy !req
111. I'll hold down the fort.Copy !req
112. I really thought this would help us
refocus on one another, you know?Copy !req
113. Well...Copy !req
114. Don't worry about us.Copy !req
115. We'll do our family trips
when you iron out the deal.Copy !req
116. Any time you want to meet Toni Kukoc,
I can make that happen.Copy !req
117. - What?
- That fucker owes me.Copy !req
118. How did I not know
you have connections like this?Copy !req
119. 'Cause you never fucked
with your cousin till now.Copy !req
120. It's about time we hung out.Copy !req
121. Do you think I can take him one-on-one?Copy !req
122. - I can take him.
- Yeah. That guy's old.Copy !req
123. - You got your twenties bod.
- Right?Copy !req
124. - Yo, I fixed that.
- Oh, sick.Copy !req
125. What up?Copy !req
126. - I could beat all of y'all.
- What?Copy !req
127. - Paul knows how to read? Fuck, dude.
- Say hi to your cousin.Copy !req
128. - 'Sup, Isaac.
- "'Sup, Isaac"? Issac-hyung, bitch.Copy !req
129. I don't make these gook rules.
Get up, you bow-legged fuck.Copy !req
130. Give me a front hug.
None of that side hug.Copy !req
131. - Tip to tip, come on.
- Don't say that.Copy !req
132. Oh, fuck, it's so strong.Copy !req
133. - Isaac, you want some orange juice?
- Ooh. Sunny D. "D" for Danny.Copy !req
134. - Danny, I gotta ask a favor.
- Shit. Here we go.Copy !req
135. Dude, no.
I'm not unclogging it again. No way.Copy !req
136. - Can I borrow your truck?
- What you need my truck for?Copy !req
137. - To see my girl in Vegas.
- She's your girl now?Copy !req
138. Yeah.Copy !req
139. - Okay, I mean, have you even met her yet?
- Actually, we have met. So...Copy !req
140. How about a boys' trip to Vegas?
You, me and Isaac.Copy !req
141. - Boys' trip!
- I don't wanna be sad in Vegas.Copy !req
142. She hit you up
for your credit card numbers yet?Copy !req
143. - No, but she did ask me for this dick.
- Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.Copy !req
144. - I'm sure you saw plenty in jail.
- The fuck you say?Copy !req
145. - I'm kidding!
- Hey.Copy !req
146. - What the fuck you say?
- We're good. Hey!Copy !req
147. - Hey, Isaac! Isaac! Stop, stop.
- You wanna see some fucking gochu?Copy !req
148. - Stop, stop.
- Fucking bitch. Apologize.Copy !req
149. - Everybody chill. It's all good.
- I'm just joking, relax.Copy !req
150. Okay. Don't say stupid shit. Goddamn.Copy !req
151. Hey, dude we got that big job
at Veronica's church.Copy !req
152. So you can, like, come help
and I'll pay you good.Copy !req
153. Pay your own way to Vegas.Copy !req
154. Okay.Copy !req
155. - Okay.
- I appreciate that.Copy !req
156. Yo, why don't we celebrate the new job?
Let's take a shot.Copy !req
157. Chosen Ones!Copy !req
158. - Do you guys want more?
- It's good.Copy !req
159. - Danny, you good, or...?
- No, come on, you fucking bitch.Copy !req
160. Let's go! Chase it with the Sunny D.Copy !req
161. - Chosen Ones, here we go!
- Chosen Ones!Copy !req
162. Jordan, this is amazing.Copy !req
163. I've never had a whole spa
to myself before.Copy !req
164. That's so cute.Copy !req
165. Make sure you get the 99 finger massage.Copy !req
166. Ten of the best masseuses in the world,
and they massage everything.Copy !req
167. Ninety-nine?Copy !req
168. I'm so sorry your family couldn't come.Copy !req
169. Junie was not having it.Copy !req
170. We usually bribe her with candy,Copy !req
171. but the doctor said
to cut down on her sugar. So...Copy !req
172. - Oh. That's life, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
173. I mean, I have more money
than actual countries.Copy !req
174. But I need to let loose
behind closed doors.Copy !req
175. Wait. You don't go out in Vegas?Copy !req
176. Honey, most of our employees
are middle class.Copy !req
177. They don't like to see me enjoying myself.Copy !req
178. That's why I have to dress down
for conferences.Copy !req
179. Smart.Copy !req
180. You have to keep up the illusion,
people always prefer it to reality.Copy !req
181. That's just the way it is.Copy !req
182. But doesn't that get tiring?Copy !req
183. Yes, it's exhausting.Copy !req
184. That's why I have a zero filter policy
with my inner circle.Copy !req
185. If I had to fake it all day,
I'd go insane.Copy !req
186. Right.Copy !req
187. Jordi, the board wants to meet
by the Jacuzzi to go over things.Copy !req
188. Amy, we should leave them to it.
All the wives are going to a show later.Copy !req
189. - Actually, I think Amy should stay. Right?
- Oh.Copy !req
190. Oh.Copy !req
191. Okay, yeah, yeah, of course, of course.Copy !req
192. - Amy, text me later. We'll meet up.
- For sure.Copy !req
193. You still wanted to talk
to the board about the deal?Copy !req
194. Oh, it can wait. It's the first night.
I don't want to bother.Copy !req
195. Paul, grab your phone!Copy !req
196. What the fuck?Copy !req
197. Oh, shit.Copy !req
198. Chair's still on.
I dreamt I was inside my mom.Copy !req
199. Hey, what's wrong?Copy !req
200. Oh, no, Paul took the keys.Copy !req
201. What?Copy !req
202. Fuck. All that shit we took
is still in the truck.Copy !req
203. Wow, so you got to meet the board?Copy !req
204. Yeah, it was pretty cool.Copy !req
205. I mean, they picked my brain about like,
a lot of confidential things.Copy !req
206. Then... Oh, God, they asked me
to speak at this panel tomorrow.Copy !req
207. Babe, that's amazing.
Did you discuss the offer?Copy !req
208. - No, we didn't have time for that tonight.
- Oh, well, you'll find a window soon.Copy !req
209. It's good you're getting in
good with them.Copy !req
210. I bet they'll let you cash out.Copy !req
211. Yeah, exactly. Tomorrow for sure.Copy !req
212. Oh, who's that?Copy !req
213. Oh, um, it's just Jordan.Copy !req
214. Um, so is Junie doing better?Copy !req
215. She's so happy to be home.Copy !req
216. She hugged every piece of furniture
and told them how much she loves them.Copy !req
217. Oh! Did she miss me?Copy !req
218. Will they let you take the jet home early?Copy !req
219. What?Copy !req
220. Once you convince them,
you can come home, right?Copy !req
221. To watch June.Copy !req
222. Remember I rescheduled
my men's group meeting.Copy !req
223. Oh, well, honey, remember,Copy !req
224. ah, um, they invited me
to speak at that panel tomorrow.Copy !req
225. - So...
- Oh, right.Copy !req
226. Right. Yeah, you should do that.Copy !req
227. Yeah, but, you know, maybe I don't do it.
I'm not prepared and... God, my hair.Copy !req
228. I need a haircut. So...Copy !req
229. Well, I support you either way.
Just let me know, okay?Copy !req
230. 'Cause, my men's group.Copy !req
231. Yeah, I'll for sure
try to come home early.Copy !req
232. Hey, is someone there, George?
It's so late.Copy !req
233. Mom and I are having a sleepover.Copy !req
234. Amy, I used your bathroom.Copy !req
235. Oh, that's great, Fumi.Copy !req
236. Shoot, I gotta grab her PJs
from the dryer.Copy !req
237. Love you. Get lots of rest, okay?Copy !req
238. They're gonna let you cash out tomorrow,
I can feel it.Copy !req
239. Mom!Copy !req
240. So, your boy, he went home?Copy !req
241. Yeah, he had to train.
Gotta put the work in to see the results.Copy !req
242. Ah. I see.Copy !req
243. So nobody knows you're here, right?Copy !req
244. You didn't tell your brother or anything?Copy !req
245. - No, I barely even talk to him.
- Cool, cool.Copy !req
246. You want to put those flowers down
or something?Copy !req
247. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
248. - Yeah.
- Oh, sorry.Copy !req
249. Just— If we're gonna hang out,
we can't do anything physical.Copy !req
250. I have a family, you know?Copy !req
251. Yeah. I wasn't even thinking about that.Copy !req
252. Okay.Copy !req
253. So, what do you want to do?Copy !req
254. Uh, I don't know.
I was thinking of putting on a movie.Copy !req
255. - Movie?
- Yeah.Copy !req
256. - Here?
- Yup.Copy !req
257. This place is amazing.
I know we can't be seen in public,Copy !req
258. but we can do something else
that's not so boring.Copy !req
259. Well, I just can't be hung over tomorrow.Copy !req
260. You know? So...Copy !req
261. - Do you smoke?
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
262. I used to, all the time,
before my daughter was born.Copy !req
263. - Why'd you stop?
- I don't know.Copy !req
264. I don't have the time or the space.Copy !req
265. Well, you got both right now.Copy !req
266. Yo, you've reached Paul.
Don't be old, just text me.Copy !req
267. Yo, all my shit is in the truck.
I need it for work.Copy !req
268. We're pulling up to Vegas.
Meet us. No harm, no foul.Copy !req
269. - That little shit, he's not gonna call.
- Ugh. We could do "Find My Phone."Copy !req
270. I know his crypto passwords,
one of them has got to work.Copy !req
271. That's why you smack them maknaes
or they turn out like this.Copy !req
272. They never get disciplined like we do.
Parents are too tired after the first one.Copy !req
273. Their oldest always gets it worse.
Every time.Copy !req
274. Hey, remember when I got you high
for the first time,Copy !req
275. and you puked all over the motel lobby?Copy !req
276. Yeah. My parents busted out
the Kmart maemae for that one. That hurt.Copy !req
277. Your vomit was pretty
because you love Skittles.Copy !req
278. I used to pour the Skittles into the Coke.Copy !req
279. - Yup.
- Paul used to copy me, man.Copy !req
280. He used to look up to me.Copy !req
281. He gave me that nickname,
Korean Johnny Carson.Copy !req
282. All the motel guests
started calling me that.Copy !req
283. Like, that was so good.Copy !req
284. Yo, you know he was
making fun of you, right?Copy !req
285. What? No, dude, Johnny Carson was the man.Copy !req
286. - What are you talking about?
- To us.Copy !req
287. Paul started calling you that
after he died,Copy !req
288. when all that stuff about
his temper and narcissism came out.Copy !req
289. Sorry, I would have told you back then,
but you stopped kicking it with me.Copy !req
290. Johnny was the best to ever do it.Copy !req
291. - I feel like you were a stoner back then.
- I was.Copy !req
292. Yeah. Break down one of my arms.Copy !req
293. - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.Copy !req
294. Squeeze it all.Copy !req
295. - Yeah!
- Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah! That's good. Oh!Copy !req
296. - You ever put Skittles in Coke?Copy !req
297. I came up with this as a kid.Copy !req
298. It's amazing.Copy !req
299. Oh, shit.Copy !req
300. Oh, oh, oh, ooh!Copy !req
301. But I wasn't sure
if it was even real.Copy !req
302. I have this faint memory of going to China
when I was 6 and eating one.Copy !req
303. They told me it was illegal in America.Copy !req
304. I never even heard of a mangosteen.Copy !req
305. It's crazy
they just brought you one like that.Copy !req
306. You must be pretty rich
to be living like this, huh?Copy !req
307. Well, I'm about to be.Copy !req
308. That's so crazy to say.Copy !req
309. I'm about to sell my business
for $10 million.Copy !req
310. - What?
- Yeah.Copy !req
311. - From plants?
- Yeah. From plants.Copy !req
312. I would have studied plants.Copy !req
313. What does that even feel like? Ten mill?Copy !req
314. I don't know yet.Copy !req
315. I have to decide if it's worth working
nonstop for another five years.Copy !req
316. Fuck, yeah.Copy !req
317. I don't even need that much.
I'll take like... I'll take a milli.Copy !req
318. That's what I would have said
in my 20s too.Copy !req
319. But, like, in different words.Copy !req
320. Well, what do you say now?Copy !req
321. Now, I say that...Copy !req
322. It's not all about you.Copy !req
323. You sound like my brother.Copy !req
324. Your brother who you hate?Copy !req
325. I didn't mean it like that.
You're like the opposite.Copy !req
326. It's just, um...Copy !req
327. He works so hard for everyone but himself,Copy !req
328. and I see how unhappy he is.Copy !req
329. Why is he so unhappy?Copy !req
330. I think he's depressed.Copy !req
331. Like, all right, like,
he regularly drives an hour and a halfCopy !req
332. to what he thinks is the best Burger King,Copy !req
333. just to eat four
original chicken sandwiches, alone.Copy !req
334. The long one?Copy !req
335. I guess.Copy !req
336. I just wish he'd leave me alone.Copy !req
337. I don't need that kind of energy
around me, you know?Copy !req
338. Yeah.Copy !req
339. It is selfish
for broken people to spread their...Copy !req
340. brokenness.Copy !req
341. You know how in video games...Copy !req
342. like, when other people die,
the game keeps going,Copy !req
343. but then when you die, it's game over?Copy !req
344. I think life's like that.Copy !req
345. Mm.Copy !req
346. Deep.Copy !req
347. Fuck you.Copy !req
348. All right.Copy !req
349. So then are you the main player?Copy !req
350. Or me?Copy !req
351. We'll find out some day.Copy !req
352. Oi. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
353. I got you.Copy !req
354. - I'm sorry.
- Who's that?Copy !req
355. Uh, nobody. I don't know why
it's doing that. I'll turn it off.Copy !req
356. Sorry.Copy !req
357. It's all good.Copy !req
358. This doesn't account for vertical,
he could be on any floor.Copy !req
359. I'm not spending all night
knocking on doors.Copy !req
360. I don't know what to do.
That front desk guy wasn't any help.Copy !req
361. - We can get a room and stay.
- A room? Fuck, dude.Copy !req
362. Why spend money on a room?
When we can make money on the floor!Copy !req
363. - Fuck yeah! My hand is scorching.
- I cannot lose any more money.Copy !req
364. You won't! Not with me man.
Life lesson, always sit with the Chinese.Copy !req
365. Blackjack, craps. You ever see
Chinese people play that game?Copy !req
366. Yeah, like all the time.Copy !req
367. Those are like half-Chinese.
I'm talking about real OG Chinese.Copy !req
368. They play on the edge of the casino.Copy !req
369. - You mean like Pai gow?
- Pai gow? Pai gyo, like gyo bros.Copy !req
370. They invented that shit,
they know the game better than the casino.Copy !req
371. Then you go. I'll keep looking.Copy !req
372. Dude, I don't wanna do shit by myself.Copy !req
373. Fucking hang with me.
I'll give you half my winnings.Copy !req
374. - Happy?
- No. I gotta look for Paul.Copy !req
375. We'll find that fucker,
he's here somewhere.Copy !req
376. Paul! See, we're looking.
Let's fucking make that money, dude.Copy !req
377. - I gotta find which room he's in.
- You're gonna knock on every door?Copy !req
378. Thank you for taking the couch.Copy !req
379. No worries. I get it.Copy !req
380. - Who's that?
- It's just your pillows.Copy !req
381. Hello. Thank you so much.Copy !req
382. - Have a good evening.
- Why she gotta knock like that?Copy !req
383. All right, Paul.
Let's get you nice and cozy.Copy !req
384. I could just leave now. It's no big deal.Copy !req
385. No, it's so late. You rest up.Copy !req
386. I'll have to leave
before you wake up tomorrow.Copy !req
387. But feel free to hang out
for as long as you want.Copy !req
388. - I'll leave you some cash.
- You don't have to.Copy !req
389. I'm not a kid.Copy !req
390. You gave me the exact night I needed.Copy !req
391. It was really nice
to do what I want for once.Copy !req
392. Just... consider this a thank you.Copy !req
393. Um...Copy !req
394. I feel like a whore.Copy !req
395. Keep talking like that,
you might get to sleep in the bed.Copy !req
396. Back to reality. My brother will be
so pissed I took his truck.Copy !req
397. Seriously, you're a great guy,Copy !req
398. and you'll be able to accomplish
whatever you put your mind to.Copy !req
399. Don't let your brother get you down.Copy !req
400. I'm really glad we met.Copy !req
401. Uh...Copy !req
402. Can we hug?Copy !req
403. Sure.Copy !req
404. - God! Why didn't we look for Paul?
- It's okay.Copy !req
405. First few rounds:
only high-value proteins, no carbs.Copy !req
406. No fillers. Learned that from you.Copy !req
407. I have zero appetite.Copy !req
408. I know you had a rough night,
but eat something.Copy !req
409. - I never lose. I never lose.
- I know.Copy !req
410. - It's Paul's fault.
- Okay.Copy !req
411. Kayla! Where the fuck is she?Copy !req
412. Eat this. You need something
to absorb all that alcohol.Copy !req
413. - Dude, this is what I need.
- Okay.Copy !req
414. This is what— No one ever
looks out for me. I needed this.Copy !req
415. Sometimes I know
what I'm talking about. Okay?Copy !req
416. Mm.Copy !req
417. Uh, that's an end piece.
I'll wait for a fresh one.Copy !req
418. - I'm an end piece.
- Okay, you guys can go—Copy !req
419. - If you want it—
- I'll wait for another one.Copy !req
420. You guys wait for the good one.
Don't get that one.Copy !req
421. Oh, now he shows up.Copy !req
422. Oh, hey, Paul, get your ass over here.Copy !req
423. - Yo! Are you fucking kidding me?
- Are you fucking kidding me?Copy !req
424. Paul? Paul!Copy !req
425. - Fuck! Come here!
- Don't eat those!Copy !req
426. Paul!Copy !req
427. Hi, I'm checking in for Amy Lau.Copy !req
428. Oh, you're a guest of Ms. Forster.Copy !req
429. All of your treatments
are of course comped.Copy !req
430. - Oh, my God.
- What did you have in mind?Copy !req
431. Oh, I actually have a photo
of what I want.Copy !req
432. Shoot, I think I left my phone in my room.Copy !req
433. - I'll be right back.
- Okay. No problem.Copy !req
434. Fuck! Why she gotta be on the top floor?Copy !req
435. Paul, get back here!Copy !req
436. I'll fucking kill you
for making me work out!Copy !req
437. I won't be infected
by your brokenness anymore!Copy !req
438. What? See?
That's that white devil talking!Copy !req
439. Hey, Paul!Copy !req
440. Hey, is Korean Johnny Carson
a compliment or not?Copy !req
441. - I don't know who that is!
- Was it a compliment or not?Copy !req
442. What floor are we on?Copy !req
443. Wrong floor.Copy !req
444. You... have no loyalty, Paul!Copy !req
445. I don't give a fuck!
You're still on parole.Copy !req
446. Paul!Copy !req
447. Paul! I am your brother,
you will respect me!Copy !req
448. - Paul! Paul! Paul, get back here!Copy !req
449. - It was in my room, sorry about that.
- Great.Copy !req
450. - Let's get you all set up.
- Okay.Copy !req
451. Paul! Open the door.Copy !req
452. Open the fucking door, dude!
Paul, open the door!Copy !req
453. - Fuck!Copy !req
454. Where's your girl?Copy !req
455. Penthouse suite,
while I'm losing my shirt downstairs!Copy !req
456. - What are you doing?
- Oh, God. Get off of me.Copy !req
457. Back in my day, kids flap their mouths,
they get sent away.Copy !req
458. The whole family in the mission fields.
Me? I got shipped to L.A.Copy !req
459. - What the fuck are you talking about?
- I got the keys. Let's go!Copy !req
460. Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, come on.Copy !req
461. Why are you even here?
Nobody even likes you.Copy !req
462. I always wondered who
called the cops on me at the motel.Copy !req
463. It was you, you fucking snake!
You fucking spineless brat!Copy !req
464. We do not want child services on us,
all right? For hitting a fucking kid.Copy !req
465. It's pathetic you have to bully me
to feel better about your shitty lives.Copy !req
466. When you die, literally no one will care.Copy !req
467. Shut your fucking mouth.Copy !req
468. You wouldn't be here without me.
You're pathetic.Copy !req
469. I can fucking take you.Copy !req
470. Get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
471. Hope you're enjoying
the 52nd Annual Forsters conference.Copy !req
472. I saw our next guest backstage
and she's got a brand-new look.Copy !req
473. You look amazing.Copy !req
474. The owner of Kōyōhaus, Amy Lau.Copy !req
475. Yes.Copy !req
476. Give it up.Copy !req
477. How do we get to the garage?Copy !req
478. They make it impossible to get out.
That's how they keep robbing us.Copy !req
479. I appreciate all the love
for Kōyōhaus. Thank you so much.Copy !req
480. What the fuck?Copy !req
481. Shit dude, "Next Gen,
First Class, Future-Proof—"Copy !req
482. - This is the new X-Men!
- That's the road rage bitch.Copy !req
483. - Fuck.
- Oh, my God, what are the chances?Copy !req
484. Dude, universe, bro.
It wants you to balance the karma.Copy !req
485. - Yeah, let's do this shit!
- Wait.Copy !req
486. Come on.Copy !req
487. You know, the first year
we went direct to consumer...Copy !req
488. God, I was up at 6 a.m.
every single morningCopy !req
489. making deliveries all by myself.Copy !req
490. Like, all over Los Angeles.Copy !req
491. I had just given birth to my daughter.Copy !req
492. I'd pump in the car,
and we've all been there, right?Copy !req
493. But I still made sure
to have dinner with my husband,Copy !req
494. every single night,
because it was important to me.Copy !req
495. I bought a house that I redesigned myself,Copy !req
496. and, I mean, why am I telling you this?Copy !req
497. Because I want you to know that,
despite what everybody tells you,Copy !req
498. you can have it all.Copy !req
499. - You can.
- Wow.Copy !req
500. I mean, just the perfect answer. Yeah.Copy !req
501. We have time for one more question.
Yes, there in the back.Copy !req
502. Let's get them a mic.Copy !req
503. Uh, yeah.
This is a question for Amy Lau.Copy !req
504. Oh, hi, nice to meet you. Ask away.Copy !req
505. I'm just wondering
what you would do in my shoes.Copy !req
506. I was sitting in my car, and all of
a sudden, this woman starts honking at meCopy !req
507. from her fucking perfect white SUV.Copy !req
508. And then this psycho starts trolling
my business with bullshit reviews.Copy !req
509. And then she fucking tags
my truck with, "I'm a bitch."Copy !req
510. Is that normal behavior?
'Cause that fucking lady...Copy !req
511. Security, I think some drunk tourists
have wandered in.Copy !req
512. Is that what that is? Do you think
that's having it all? Fuck you!Copy !req
513. Give me the mic!
"The Last Stand" is the best X-Men!Copy !req
514. Wolverine cannot be circumcised!Copy !req
515. - Get the fuck off me.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
516. All right. Last tip for your business.Copy !req
517. The average consumer loves alcohol.Copy !req
518. - I mean, clearly.Copy !req
519. - They do.
- She's right.Copy !req
520. - Get off me! Let me the fuck go!
- I know Miranda! I know Miranda!Copy !req
521. - Run, Danny!
- Come on, let's go!Copy !req
522. - Are you fucking kidding me?
- Shit.Copy !req
523. Come on!Copy !req
524. Get back here!Copy !req
525. Motherfuckers, come on!Copy !req
526. Goddamn it!Copy !req
527. Yes!Copy !req
528. - Oh, my. You're more fun as a blonde.
- I want to stay on.Copy !req
529. Wow, what? Really?Copy !req
530. I know you probably planned for this—Copy !req
531. No, no, Amy. I'm only here to support you.
You know that.Copy !req
532. Thank you, really.Copy !req
533. I think that this is what has been missing
in my life. You know, this feeling.Copy !req
534. Yes! Yes, yes. Amazing.
Welcome to the family.Copy !req
535. Great job with the hecklers, by the way.
That's typical Vegas riff-raff.Copy !req
536. Pains me that
that's the average Forsters consumer.Copy !req
537. Well, hey, nobody ever went brokeCopy !req
538. - underestimating the intelligence...
- Amy—Copy !req
539. of the American public, right?Copy !req
540. I don't know why
he's so mad about a truck.Copy !req
541. - Where the fuck is the garage?
- They make it impossible!Copy !req
542. - Where are my keys?
- I don't know, you had them!Copy !req
543. - I thought you had them!
- I don't!Copy !req
544. Fuck! Where are the keys?Copy !req
545. Put your hands in the air!Copy !req
546. Fuck!Copy !req
547. Hands on your head. Turn around.Copy !req
548. - Get down on your knees.
- Fuck!Copy !req
549. - Fuck.
- Get on the ground.Copy !req