1. It happens.Copy !req
2. - How's your day going?
- Really great. How's yours?Copy !req
3. Fantastic.Copy !req
4. Fantastic's, uh, fantastic.Copy !req
5. Sure is.
You up to anything fun this weekend?Copy !req
6. Just taking it easy,
hanging out with the missus.Copy !req
7. - Nice.
- How about you? Doing anything?Copy !req
8. Same, brother. Oh, except no missus.Copy !req
9. - That might be a good thing.
- Yeah.Copy !req
10. How is that Thompson's WaterSeal?Copy !req
11. It's really good.
It's like one of our popular ones.Copy !req
12. - Nice.
- All right.Copy !req
13. - Here's your receipt.
- Thanks.Copy !req
14. Have a nice day.Copy !req
15. Just making a return.Copy !req
16. Everything okay?Copy !req
17. Yeah, just changed my mind.Copy !req
18. This is the third time you've bought
and returned these hibachi grills.Copy !req
19. Yeah, you know, just charcoal versus gas.Copy !req
20. It's hard to decide.Copy !req
21. I see you returned
the carbon monoxide detector again.Copy !req
22. I thought you guys had
a no-questions-asked policy.Copy !req
23. I'm not asking a question.
It's a statement.Copy !req
24. Okay.Copy !req
25. You got a receipt?Copy !req
26. Yeah.Copy !req
27. I got it somewhere.Copy !req
28. If you're making a return,Copy !req
29. please be sure
to have your receipts ready.Copy !req
30. Oh, come on.Copy !req
31. I'll just keep them, then, yeah?Copy !req
32. Super helpful.Copy !req
33. Always fucking something.Copy !req
34. There's always something.Copy !req
35. What? What?Copy !req
36. What is your prob—? What?Copy !req
37. Fuck this.Copy !req
38. Where you at? Where you at?Copy !req
39. Got you.Copy !req
40. What the fuck, man?Copy !req
41. Think I can't get you? Fuck.Copy !req
42. Who the fuck do you think you are, huh?Copy !req
43. Fucking shit.Copy !req
44. Fuck you!Copy !req
45. Are you fucking kidding me?Copy !req
46. Show your fucking face!Copy !req
47. Show your fucking face!Copy !req
48. - Show your fucking— Fuck!Copy !req
49. Oh, shit.Copy !req
50. I got you, motherfucker.Copy !req
51. I'm so fucking sick of this shit!Copy !req
52. Every fucking day!Copy !req
53. Where the fuck do you think you're going?
Oh, my God, you fucking idiot.Copy !req
54. What are you doing?Copy !req
55. Whoa.Copy !req
56. Stop. Stop, stop, stop!Copy !req
57. 7-C-7-6-4-F-1.Copy !req
58. 7-C-7-6-4-F-1.Copy !req
59. 7-C-7-6-4-F-1.Copy !req
60. Oh.Copy !req
61. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
62. Figure it out.Copy !req
63. Just make it stop.Copy !req
64. Amy?Copy !req
65. Yeah?Copy !req
66. Are you okay?
Did something happen at Forsters?Copy !req
67. Oh. No. Everything went great.Copy !req
68. Jordan showed me her flagship store,
and she invited us to her home tomorrow.Copy !req
69. So, you know, usual lovefest.Copy !req
70. Well, then what's going on?
You seem all riled up.Copy !req
71. Babe.Copy !req
72. Come on.Copy !req
73. Talk to me.Copy !req
74. Okay, well, um...Copy !req
75. after the meeting,
I was sitting in the parking lot,Copy !req
76. thinking about how many meetings and calls
I've had to do for the last two years.Copy !req
77. Still somehow there's no offer coming,
and it just really got to me, you know?Copy !req
78. Then I started driving
and there was this guy—Copy !req
79. Amy, before you spiral...Copy !req
80. I'm gonna have you stop right there.Copy !req
81. Take a deep breath.Copy !req
82. Pause.Copy !req
83. You've got to start focusing
on the positive, okay?Copy !req
84. You know, maybe we should start doing
the gratitude journals again.Copy !req
85. Daddy!Copy !req
86. I need more markers!Copy !req
87. Our little artist.Copy !req
88. Uh...Copy !req
89. Gratitude journals.Copy !req
90. Yeah, you're right. Let's do it.
Thanks, babe.Copy !req
91. Come on.Copy !req
92. - Junie!
- Mommy, we missed you!Copy !req
93. I missed you too, sweetie.Copy !req
94. Look at the vase Daddy made.Copy !req
95. - Oh.
- I think you're gonna love it.Copy !req
96. Yeah, you're right, Junie. I do love it.Copy !req
97. You're still cool with selling it
at your store, right, babe?Copy !req
98. - Mm-hm.
- I mean, if you've changed your mind...Copy !req
99. it's okay.Copy !req
100. They're just not really selling
at the gallery, so I don't know.Copy !req
101. I can do it.Copy !req
102. Paul.Copy !req
103. Paul!Copy !req
104. Hey, you home?Copy !req
105. Yo. You see a Forsters receipt anywhere?Copy !req
106. I'm in the middle of a game.Copy !req
107. Dude, pick up after yourself, man.Copy !req
108. You hear me?Copy !req
109. I'm in the middle of a game.Copy !req
110. Yo, this fucking guy today,
he starts honking at me, right?Copy !req
111. So I chased him down,Copy !req
112. scared the shit out of that motherfucker.Copy !req
113. That's what's wrong
with the world today, man.Copy !req
114. They want you to feel like
you have no control.Copy !req
115. You know?Copy !req
116. Like you're gonna eat shit
with a smile on your face or some shit.Copy !req
117. Fuck that, dude.Copy !req
118. Fuck it, man!Copy !req
119. I don't wanna—
I'm so sick of smiling, dude.Copy !req
120. Hi.Copy !req
121. It's Mom. Have you been good?Copy !req
122. Yes, Mom. How are you and Dad?Copy !req
123. Living with your uncle has been tough.Copy !req
124. - Hmm?
- Dad and I fight every day too.Copy !req
125. What?Copy !req
126. I don't think he wants to work anymore.Copy !req
127. Why would I want to work at my age?Copy !req
128. I don't even have time to eat breakfast!Copy !req
129. Mom, Dad, don't worry.Copy !req
130. Business is good.Copy !req
131. I'll buy that land you always wanted.Copy !req
132. I'll build a big house.Copy !req
133. Sure.Copy !req
134. No, really!Copy !req
135. Anyway, stop worrying about us.Copy !req
136. Find a nice Korean girl at church
and get married.Copy !req
137. Start a family.Copy !req
138. Okay.Copy !req
139. And it'd be nice
if Paul started making some money.Copy !req
140. He doesn't even leave his room.Copy !req
141. How's he gonna make money?Copy !req
142. Hey, I just bought this chain for two Gs.Copy !req
143. What the fuck did you guys do?Copy !req
144. I'll call you back.Copy !req
145. - Paul can't play right now.
- What the fuck is your problem?Copy !req
146. - You making that money off crypto?
- It's none of your business.Copy !req
147. It is if you're gonna lose all your money.Copy !req
148. I know what I'm doing. All right?Copy !req
149. No, you don't, dude.
You promised you wouldn't do that shit.Copy !req
150. That's why I made more than you this week.
I don't have to fix toilets.Copy !req
151. I've been busting my ass
since Mom and Dad lost the motel.Copy !req
152. And you're gonna gamble
while they're going to work for uncle?Copy !req
153. Should you be lecturing meCopy !req
154. when you're the one who let Isaac
run his shady shit at the motel?Copy !req
155. - It's why we lost it in the first place.
- He's our cousin.Copy !req
156. I did not know.Copy !req
157. Our family's a bunch of fucking losers.Copy !req
158. Write down all your passwords.Copy !req
159. - All of them. All your accounts.
- What the fuck are you talking about?Copy !req
160. I'm gonna change it
so you can't access that shit.Copy !req
161. Are you fucking serious?Copy !req
162. Yo, write down all your shit,
or you can start paying rent.Copy !req
163. All right.Copy !req
164. Did you eat?Copy !req
165. Yes, you're absolutely right.
I didn't think of that.Copy !req
166. Mm.Copy !req
167. No, I know. It's just, uh...Copy !req
168. I'm the owner so there's no one
higher up you can speak to—Copy !req
169. Hello?Copy !req
170. Hello?Copy !req
171. Your husband's brilliant.Copy !req
172. Yeah.Copy !req
173. No, he is. Um...Copy !req
174. The globs, they don't feel
too out of place in here?Copy !req
175. No, I think it's exactly
what the store needed.Copy !req
176. It's a good thought.
It's a very positive thought.Copy !req
177. I mean, you're both brilliant.Copy !req
178. Your life,
it's, like, such an inspiration.Copy !req
179. Thanks, Mia.Copy !req
180. I wake up every day feeling very lucky.Copy !req
181. You know, I got into design, like,Copy !req
182. right after we studied
Haru Nakai's work in college.Copy !req
183. Ah. Yeah, George's dad was very special.Copy !req
184. We miss him every day.Copy !req
185. What?Copy !req
186. That means "I'm sorry" in Japanese, right?Copy !req
187. Cool.Copy !req
188. Thanks.Copy !req
189. Love the space.Copy !req
190. Oh. Appreciate you, Mama.Copy !req
191. Let us know if you have
any questions, okay?Copy !req
192. Oh, my God. Amy Lau.Copy !req
193. Could we get a photo together?Copy !req
194. Of course.Copy !req
195. I got it.Copy !req
196. I've been buying your plants
online for years.Copy !req
197. I just thought I should stop by the store.Copy !req
198. - Oh, I love that.Copy !req
199. I read your interview in Calabasas StyleCopy !req
200. and I just wanna sayCopy !req
201. I really look up to you
and how you live your life.Copy !req
202. Thank you.Copy !req
203. I don't know how you keep it all together.Copy !req
204. Yeah, so he drove off
and I pretty much just played it cool.Copy !req
205. He's lucky though
'cause I would've gone nuts on him.Copy !req
206. I did get his license plate.Copy !req
207. Lot of crazy drivers these days.Copy !req
208. Yeah, yeah, I hear you.Copy !req
209. All right.Copy !req
210. - Okay.
- There she is.Copy !req
211. I put in my own grout by the way.
Grout's easy.Copy !req
212. Okay, cool.Copy !req
213. Yeah, it looks great, so—Copy !req
214. Hey, bud, do you happen to have
those referrals I was asking about?Copy !req
215. - Remember I texted you about those?
- Yeah. Um—Copy !req
216. You know, I asked aroundCopy !req
217. and all my friends have a handyman so—Copy !req
218. Contractor.Copy !req
219. I'm a contractor.Copy !req
220. Yeah, yeah.
Of course, yeah, totally. Totally. Um...Copy !req
221. By the way, if you know
of a good tree trimmer,Copy !req
222. let me know, 'cause I've been
meaning to cut these bad boys.Copy !req
223. I could do it.Copy !req
224. Hmm? Oh.Copy !req
225. I mean, don't you need like
a certification or something?Copy !req
226. What, are you gonna get
a guy with, like, five stars on Yelp?Copy !req
227. Those reviews are fake, man.Copy !req
228. They're totally fake.Copy !req
229. Look, I'll come back tomorrow
with some dudes, 600 bucks.Copy !req
230. It would be nice to get it done. Um...Copy !req
231. Five-fifty?Copy !req
232. Uh... My guy.Copy !req
233. - Only 'cause it's you.
- All right. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
234. - Great.
- Okay, great. Yep.Copy !req
235. Did you fire him yet?Copy !req
236. No. He's trimming the trees.Copy !req
237. Okay, you have to fire him
after that. He's so annoying.Copy !req
238. I know.Copy !req
239. I know, he really is.Copy !req
240. It's perfect.Copy !req
241. Just like you.Copy !req
242. Can you go get me your other paintings?Copy !req
243. Okay.Copy !req
244. She needs a real art teacher.Copy !req
245. Your father always said
it's not about talent, it's about taste.Copy !req
246. Yeah, I know what you mean, Mom.Copy !req
247. Guys, I don't wanna
put pressure on Junie, okay?Copy !req
248. I mean, painting helps with her anxietyCopy !req
249. and she just stopped
picking her skin, so...Copy !req
250. But, you know, we always appreciate
your advice, Fumi.Copy !req
251. And thank you so much
for babysitting tomorrow.Copy !req
252. A grandmother should spend time
with her grandchild.Copy !req
253. Yeah, and tomorrow's gonna be
a really big dayCopy !req
254. because Jordan has finally invited us
to her home.Copy !req
255. Amy has been working
so hard on this sale, Mom.Copy !req
256. Kōyōhaus could be in every Forsters
all over the country.Copy !req
257. What she should do
is move her store to Rodeo Drive.Copy !req
258. - Ooh. I'll look into that.
- Hey.Copy !req
259. Even if it all falls through,Copy !req
260. we have everything we need
right here, right, guys?Copy !req
261. - George.
- Joji.Copy !req
262. Your whole house needs a remodel.Copy !req
263. Right, and, you know,
you're the one who wanted JunieCopy !req
264. in all those mindfulness classes
and organic gardening playgroups, so...Copy !req
265. All that matters is that June thrives
as her truest self.Copy !req
266. - Well, no one thrives for free, so—
- My sister was a loud eater.Copy !req
267. And, you know, three years ago...Copy !req
268. her husband was struck by a train.Copy !req
269. I'm so sorry to hear that.Copy !req
270. Oh, shit.Copy !req
271. Yo, D!Copy !req
272. What's up, big boy?Copy !req
273. Yo.Copy !req
274. - Oh, my God.
- So sexy.Copy !req
275. - Oh!
- What's up, man? Good to see you.Copy !req
276. Good to see you. Oh, my God.
Dude, so sexy, man.Copy !req
277. - Thank you.
- Come on, man. You look so good.Copy !req
278. You look good.Copy !req
279. - Have you been working out?
- Little bit.Copy !req
280. Miss, two ox bone soups.Copy !req
281. - What's up?
- What's up, coz?Copy !req
282. How you doing? You look healthy.Copy !req
283. Three months out of jail.Copy !req
284. Thank God for the fucking Filipinos.Copy !req
285. - They had my back in there.
- Yeah.Copy !req
286. What about you, man? What's going on?Copy !req
287. Um, it's good.Copy !req
288. Yeah, it's good. It's busy.Copy !req
289. - Busy's good.
- Yeah.Copy !req
290. My folks are having a—Copy !req
291. - You know, having a rough time but, um...
- Mm.Copy !req
292. Yeah, since the motel.Copy !req
293. I feel like they're stuck in Korea
'cause of me.Copy !req
294. - Kind of shitty.
- All right.Copy !req
295. Like I told the cops,
you didn't do anything wrong.Copy !req
296. I didn't do anything wrong.
I was just the middle man, okay?Copy !req
297. Who knew you could
counterfeit baby formula?Copy !req
298. I didn't know. No one knew that, right?Copy !req
299. Yeah, totally,
no one knew that, so I mean—Copy !req
300. You're back up on your feet.Copy !req
301. It's all good. We love that.Copy !req
302. It's all good. Everybody's good.Copy !req
303. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
304. All right, man,
I just need a little money.Copy !req
305. Miss, over here!Copy !req
306. My bad. My bad.Copy !req
307. Can you lube my pussy
with kimchi juice before you—?Copy !req
308. - I'll pay you back.
- There's no soup. I just fucking sat down.Copy !req
309. We haven't even eaten yet!
Can we eat before you—?Copy !req
310. Isaac. Okay. I'm sorry. My bad.Copy !req
311. Sorry for yelling, first of all.Copy !req
312. I need to work on that. Um...Copy !req
313. I'm gonna give you the money.Copy !req
314. I feel bad about the motel,
so I'm gonna give you 20K.Copy !req
315. I'm just asking you,Copy !req
316. is there any way we can enjoy this meal?Copy !req
317. Dude, yes.Copy !req
318. - Hey, cheers, please.
- Thank you.Copy !req
319. - Sí, okay.
- Gracias.Copy !req
320. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
321. I can't wait to cash out
and just stay home with June.Copy !req
322. Remember, if you have a bad trip,
I'm here for you.Copy !req
323. I've been microdosing to up my creativity.Copy !req
324. It's fine.Copy !req
325. This mushroom dinner
is just a means to an end.Copy !req
326. It's not enough for people like Jordan
to own a retail empire,Copy !req
327. they need to see God.Copy !req
328. Paul McCartney once saw God on a tripCopy !req
329. and said that God
looked like a massive wall.Copy !req
330. Say shit like that inside.Copy !req
331. Hey, by the way,Copy !req
332. if I go to a spiritual place tonight,
just let me go alone, okay?Copy !req
333. Wait. What?Copy !req
334. You hear that?Copy !req
335. Crows love me.Copy !req
336. See?Copy !req
337. No problemo.Copy !req
338. Come on, Danny.Copy !req
339. Come on, Danny.Copy !req
340. Fuck!Copy !req
341. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
342. Oh, my God.Copy !req
343. Holy shit!Copy !req
344. Dinner is on me, guys.Copy !req
345. Danny, can we talk to you for a minute?Copy !req
346. Just fire him.Copy !req
347. It's an ugly-ass house anyway.Copy !req
348. Yo. Where you going? Get in the car.Copy !req
349. My boy's picking me up.Copy !req
350. - Dude, just get in the car, Paul.
- He lives super close.Copy !req
351. All right.Copy !req
352. Uber for Paul?Copy !req
353. Mushrooms are the cornerstone
of every ecosystem.Copy !req
354. So as CEO of the Forsters Corporation,Copy !req
355. I am happy to announce
that we've partnered with a few nonprofitsCopy !req
356. in the exploration of fungal utility.Copy !req
357. Medicine...Copy !req
358. - What the hell is that?
- Textiles...Copy !req
359. Babe, it's a mushroom pizza.Copy !req
360. Mushrooms can lead the way
to a brighter, more sustainable future...Copy !req
361. George, they're normal mushrooms.Copy !req
362. This is so stupid.Copy !req
363. As my father used to say,
"You can eat any mushroom once."Copy !req
364. Hi. Sorry. Hi. Before we dig in,Copy !req
365. I just need to take a moment
to say a toast to our inspiring host,Copy !req
366. my sister-in-law Jordana Forster.Copy !req
367. I remember the first time
you took me foraging.Copy !req
368. We were visiting my motherland...Copy !req
369. You've reached Brianna Kinsley Realty.Copy !req
370. - Please leave a message.Copy !req
371. Hi, this is Danny Cho. I'm calling
about the Summit Drive property.Copy !req
372. I run a very successful
residential construction companyCopy !req
373. and I'm very serious about buying.Copy !req
374. So please call me back. Thank you so much.Copy !req
375. Hi, this is Danny Cho again.Copy !req
376. I just called
about the Summit Drive property.Copy !req
377. I wasn't sure if this is a landline.
Here's my number just in case.Copy !req
378. 818-555-4181.Copy !req
379. Hi, Danny again.Copy !req
380. I also have money.Copy !req
381. For the down payment.
I forgot to mention that. I have money.Copy !req
382. Please call me back.Copy !req
383. Fuck.Copy !req
384. There's always something. What the fuck?Copy !req
385. You never mentioned
you were married to Haru Nakai's son.Copy !req
386. - Hello?
- Well, I didn't know you were a fan.Copy !req
387. - Yes.
- You know what?Copy !req
388. You should come to this gallery opening
tomorrow night.Copy !req
389. George is loaning
one of his father's pieces.Copy !req
390. Really? I would love that.Copy !req
391. Nobody else in my family
understands culture.Copy !req
392. That's why Forsters
has been stuck in the past.Copy !req
393. That's why you're here.Copy !req
394. To change that.Copy !req
395. See? I like you.Copy !req
396. You have this serene
Zen Buddhist thing going on.Copy !req
397. Well, you know, just doing me.Copy !req
398. Here you are.Copy !req
399. - Thanks very much. Thanks.
- Thank you.Copy !req
400. Listen, obviously I didn't invite you here
just to eat weird shit.Copy !req
401. I don't even like mushrooms.Copy !req
402. - Except for the magic kind.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
403. There's an offer being drawn up.Copy !req
404. Expect a term sheet tomorrow.Copy !req
405. Oh, my God.Copy !req
406. Thank you so much, Jordan.Copy !req
407. I can't wait to see
what you do with Kōyōhaus.Copy !req
408. Okay, there'll be a few weeks
of due diligence.Copy !req
409. A couple of months, max.Copy !req
410. Yeah, of course. No skeletons here.Copy !req
411. Good.Copy !req
412. Don't fuck this up.Copy !req
413. 'Cause you and I both know
I could just go to ChinaCopy !req
414. and copy your shit for less.Copy !req
415. Yeah. I mean, let's keep
the jobs in America, right?Copy !req
416. Totally.Copy !req
417. Cheers.Copy !req
418. Oh, thank God.Copy !req
419. What the fuck?Copy !req
420. Mommy!Copy !req
421. Hey.Copy !req
422. Hey, hey.Copy !req
423. Hey, it was just a bad dream,
sweetie, okay?Copy !req
424. You can go back to sleep. Mama's here.Copy !req
425. What if the nightmare comes back?Copy !req
426. Well, um...Copy !req
427. you know, whenever I have a bad dream,
I just think of a happy time.Copy !req
428. You do?Copy !req
429. Yeah.Copy !req
430. In fact, I think
of a happy time with you, Junie.Copy !req
431. I think about the day you were born.Copy !req
432. You know, for the longest time
you were growing inside of Mama's belly.Copy !req
433. And then all of a sudden, poof.Copy !req
434. You were right there, looking back at me.Copy !req
435. And then the crazy part was...Copy !req
436. you were already you.Copy !req
437. I remember the hospital bed.Copy !req
438. I remember the...Copy !req
439. the blanket around your little face.Copy !req
440. It was 4:00 a.m.
and the whole city was silent.Copy !req
441. No meetings.Copy !req
442. No e-mails.Copy !req
443. No pretending.Copy !req
444. It was just you and me.Copy !req
445. And there was nothing wrong
anywhere in the entire universe.Copy !req
446. I wish we could've stayed there.Copy !req
447. Nobody understands.Copy !req
448. Fuck you.Copy !req
449. You don't even know.Copy !req
450. And when I'm dead, you will see.Copy !req
451. You will fucking see.Copy !req
452. "To ensure high CO levels,Copy !req
453. wait for hibachis
to set off the detector." I did that.Copy !req
454. No, this is not it.Copy !req
455. Ah! Fuck.Copy !req
456. Jesus, it's been there the whole time.Copy !req
457. This fucking guy.Copy !req
458. You gotta catch me!Copy !req
459. Hey, sweetheart,
do we have any nine-volt batteries?Copy !req
460. Uh, I don't think so. Why?Copy !req
461. Uh, I just think we need to replace some.Copy !req
462. Uh, in what?Copy !req
463. I'll take a look later.Copy !req
464. I think in the safe?Copy !req
465. Why were you opening the safe?Copy !req
466. Uh, well, you know, I've been seeing
all these Nextdoor postsCopy !req
467. and people are fricking crazy out there.Copy !req
468. Well, I changed the combo.Copy !req
469. Oh. Well, maybe—Copy !req
470. You don't think, like,
I should have the new combo?Copy !req
471. What if something bad happens,
like someone follows me home or something?Copy !req
472. Amy.Copy !req
473. You know why I didn't tell you.Copy !req
474. Dad?Copy !req
475. Wait, sweetie.Copy !req
476. Hey, stop, honey.Copy !req
477. Okay, you have a wonderful day. Okay?Copy !req
478. And you tell Mommy
all about it later, all right?Copy !req
479. Mom.Copy !req
480. Stop.Copy !req
481. Come on, Dad, let's go.Copy !req
482. 377 Bon Homme Road.Copy !req
483. "377 Bon Homme.Copy !req
484. I live at 377 Bon Homme."Copy !req
485. Fucking dick-ass.Copy !req
486. One-one-one-four.Copy !req
487. One-one-one-four.Copy !req
488. 320, 3...Copy !req
489. 323.Copy !req
490. Where the fuck is 377? What the fuck?Copy !req
491. You didn't think I would find you?Copy !req
492. I'm gonna find you, motherfucker.Copy !req
493. Oh, I'm gonna whoop your fucking—Copy !req
494. What?Copy !req
495. You wanna go? Let's go.Copy !req
496. Let's fucking go right now.Copy !req
497. You wanna fucking go?Copy !req
498. Let's fucking go, motherfucker!Copy !req
499. Bon Homme.Copy !req
500. Bon Homme. Bon Homme.Copy !req
501. "E.T. Bon Homme."Copy !req
502. Yum.Copy !req
503. Where the fuck do you live?Copy !req
504. Hi.Copy !req
505. Can I help you?Copy !req
506. Sorry to bother you.Copy !req
507. I'm a contractor working down the street.Copy !req
508. Did you remodel recently?Copy !req
509. Uh, yeah. Why?Copy !req
510. Well, I couldn't help but noticeCopy !req
511. that your rooftop conduits
don't have supports.Copy !req
512. It's an electrical hazard.Copy !req
513. What?Copy !req
514. I'm not trying
to make any money off of you.Copy !req
515. I just thought I'd come and let you know
so you can get your guy to fix it.Copy !req
516. Hey, you're not some kind
of weirdo, right?Copy !req
517. 'Cause if you are,
you should know that I own a gun.Copy !req
518. Like I said, miss,
I'm just trying to be helpful.Copy !req
519. Didn't mean to make you uncomfortable.
I'll be on my way.Copy !req
520. Hey, no, just wait a second.Copy !req
521. Okay? I'll be right there, just—Copy !req
522. Hi.Copy !req
523. Hi.Copy !req
524. Thank you so much
for checking out the roof.Copy !req
525. I really appreciate it.Copy !req
526. Yeah, of course.Copy !req
527. Is there anything else
you want me to look at while I'm here?Copy !req
528. Oh, no, we just did this whole remodel.Copy !req
529. Everything in the kitchen is brand-newCopy !req
530. and my mother-in-law
thinks it's all basic,Copy !req
531. but I don't know,
I feel like I did a good job.Copy !req
532. Oh, you did good, all right.Copy !req
533. Well, please tell that to her
and my husband.Copy !req
534. Is he home right now?Copy !req
535. Um...Copy !req
536. He won't be home for a while.Copy !req
537. Mm.Copy !req
538. Oh.Copy !req
539. He's Japanese.Copy !req
540. Yeah.Copy !req
541. Hey, where's your garage?Copy !req
542. You know, we actually had to have
two different companiesCopy !req
543. do the cabinetry.Copy !req
544. It was a whole thing.
Took forever to finish.Copy !req
545. - Hmm.
- But, you know, it worked out.Copy !req
546. Ah, yeah, definitely see some warp here.Copy !req
547. I'm sorry. Are you serious right now?Copy !req
548. Yeah, it's just absorbing
all this moisture.Copy !req
549. - Fuck. There's always something.
- Yes.Copy !req
550. There's always something.Copy !req
551. It's, like, you work so hard for so long
just to provide for your family, right?Copy !req
552. Yeah. If not you, then who's gonna?Copy !req
553. - Yeah, exactly.
- Yeah.Copy !req
554. And then at some point,
you think you'd get to relax, but no.Copy !req
555. There's too much moisture, so now
I gotta redo these fucking cabinets.Copy !req
556. I gotta redo the roof probably,Copy !req
557. and then by the time I'm done,
I'm running out of money,Copy !req
558. the kitchen's out of style,Copy !req
559. and the whole time,
all I wanted was a fucking hot tub.Copy !req
560. You have a timeless kitchen.Copy !req
561. So I think you're okay.Copy !req
562. - I'm sorry. I just...Copy !req
563. I'm just tired.Copy !req
564. Oh, don't be sorry. You're fine.Copy !req
565. I'm— I feel you. I understand.Copy !req
566. That's a nice car.Copy !req
567. Your husband like driving this?Copy !req
568. Uh, he actually drives
the minivan for the kidCopy !req
569. and I drive the luxury car for work.Copy !req
570. Nice.Copy !req
571. Yeah.Copy !req
572. Do you mind if I use your restroom?Copy !req
573. Hey, babe, call me back when you get this.Copy !req
574. I'm so upset.Copy !req
575. Thank God this contractor came over
and he caught everything.Copy !req
576. - Our fucking cabinets—Copy !req
577. Oh, you know, I gotta go.Copy !req
578. Hey, thanks again for everything.Copy !req
579. We should exchange numbers—Copy !req
580. I'm late for an appointment
so I gotta go. Bye.Copy !req
581. What the fuck?Copy !req
582. What the fuck?Copy !req
583. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
584. 6-R-K-P-6-3-2.Copy !req
585. 6-R-K-P-6-3-2.Copy !req
586. 6-R-K-P-6-3-2.Copy !req