1. Hi, PuppyCat.
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2. You're breathing
kind of heavy there, and gross.
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3. What?
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4. Ooooh...
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5. Thanks. I almost suffocated.
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6. I've been playing this game
on your phone all night.
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7. What game were you playing?
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8. EGG ADVENTURE.
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9. You gotta make
Pretty Patrick some breakfast.
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10. First, you add the water.
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11. Then you turn on the heat
and you summon the egg hag.
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12. Then you wait three minutes
for the eggs to boil.
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13. I've been counting the seconds.
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14. What does this money icon do?
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15. - NO!
- YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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16. OW! I'M BRUISING!
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17. When I run out of my money,
your money becomes my money too, right?
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18. My money is always my money!
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19. No! Bad!
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20. So smooth.
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21. Good morning, Cas.
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22. Oh, you're busting up my walls,
but now you're doing it backwards.
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23. Found out I gotta protect
the junk in the front.
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24. Ugh, gross.
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25. Hey! You've been sleeping here a few weeks
and you keep bringing in stuff.
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26. You can't live in my room!
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27. The door.
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28. Good! Good! Good!
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29. You are being bad, PuppyCat!
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30. And you can't jump forever!
I want my phone!
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31. GURURKK!
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32. PuppyCat!
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33. I'll get you down!
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34. Wretched woman.
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35. Throw something sharp.
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36. Okay. Got it.
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37. You don't need to wrap it.
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38. Oop!
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39. You saved my life.
I am eternally grateful.
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40. You're welcome.
Now give me back my phone, please.
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41. Hey!
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42. No! Bad!
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43. Aah! PuppyCat!
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44. What?
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45. Your paw!
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46. Eugh.
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47. Hear ye! Hear ye! I am Toast!
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48. Lend your ears to the voice
which pronounceth your inescapable doom.
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49. Ding, ding, ding, ding!
I'm also doing it too!
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50. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
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51. I've sampled the apothecary
you keep in a mirror over the sink.
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52. I have rifled through
all of your belongings
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53. and have gathered serious recon
about all of your shameful habits
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54. and subversive property.
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55. I've spent entire nights under your beds...
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56. listening to you dream.
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57. I have used these dreams
to feed my familiar.
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58. In your very midst,
I've been able to not only thrive,
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59. but grow more powerful
than I could've imagined!
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60. The door locks the other way.
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61. Now it is through me
that the prophecy of doom will manifest!
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62. Gather now about me so that
I might shame you more efficaciously.
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63. Everyone in the house, hear me well.
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64. My unwed husband and I have
an announcement to make.
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65. Husband?
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66. Why do some of you look guilty?
I don't get it. You're using fancy words.
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67. Fine. From this point forward,
you may hit me anywhere.
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68. Except here. Ha!
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69. That's right, Castaspella.
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70. Even now in its fetal state,
my pregnancy mocks you.
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71. You're not gonna trick me
into feuding with another baby again.
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72. Oh, what's that, small half-me?
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73. Oh, you want to mystically speak
aloud using my mouth?
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74. Oh, go ahead, little one.
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75. Climb up to my neck and be heard.
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76. "Hi, Cas.
It's me, a baby."
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77. "I can't see yet..."
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78. "... but I can tell from your nasally voice
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79. that your hips are inhospitable."
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80. Good one, my baby.
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81. That baby...
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82. sounds like one of you!
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83. Now she's gonna live with me forever!
Which one of you did it?
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84. Yes, Cas, one of
your six brothers did this,
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85. and you've caught one at random.
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86. Tell me.
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87. Yes! I am pregnant!
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88. And even though I am laden
with the foundries of life,
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89. I will still beat anyone in the ring.
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90. Turn around.
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91. I have a glow. Look at me.
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92. I'll never be more beautiful
than I am right now.
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93. Merlin!
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94. Yes! It was Marvin!
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95. Merlin!
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96. Right, Marvin.
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97. His name is Marvin! I mean, Merlin!
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98. You've saved my life again.
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99. You gotta be careful
playing that game, PuppyCat.
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100. You get distracted
by Pretty Patrick Egg Adventure,
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101. and you keep almost dying in real life.
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102. Yes.
I love Pretty Patrick Egg Adventure.
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103. You're not listening.
Give me my phone now.
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104. You tramp!
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105. Oh! It's you.
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106. Hi, Cardamon. What you doing?
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107. I'm burying my mother's tears
in this garden.
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108. Oh. You're making the plants weird.
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109. How is your mom?
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110. She's still sleeping and won't stop
crying these blobs of color.
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111. That's sad.
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112. Is there anything I can do to help?
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113. Hold this bag.
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114. Do you know what this stuff is?
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115. No.
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116. I'm pregnant. Oh-so pregnant.
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117. So audibly, audibly pregnant!
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118. Now I can raise their rent.
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119. Ah. Out-of-shape footprints.
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120. Ugh, hurry up.
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121. Oh, nicely done.
You're a good egg.
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122. Thank you, Pretty Patrick.
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123. Phone, please.
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124. No! I've almost ranked up
to Egg-Beater Class!
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125. If I boil and peel 17 more eggs,
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126. Pretty Patrick will email me
his personal hotline number!
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127. You're a good egg.
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128. Oh my God! You bought $500
of in-app purchases from Pretty Patrick?
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129. Pretty is priceless.
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130. I don't have $500, PuppyCat!
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131. Hey, look at me!
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132. Look at me.
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133. Both of our savings combined is only $30.
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134. We have to do temp work.
And after it's over,
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135. I am keeping your share
of the money to pay off this bill.
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136. For Pretty Patrick,
nothing is impossible.
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137. Rent is due
on the first of the month.
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138. My phone!
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139. Oh, you idiot!
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140. No! No!
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141. Oh my God!
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142. You saved my life again.
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143. I know
you wanna make Patrick happy,
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144. but you can just wait
the three minutes till the eggs are...
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145. - Nicely done.
- I am gonna put you back in the tree!
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146. Okay! Fine!
I'll pay it off.
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147. I caught the letter in midair.
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148. TempBot, you won't believe this...
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149. PuppyCat took my phone
and bought all of these in-app purchases.
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150. I needed them.
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151. No one needs to buy fake time
for boiling in a fake egg simulator.
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152. Yes.
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153. You can't have my things.
They're mine.
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154. Ownership is an illusion.
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155. Nothing is real in this life
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156. except Pretty Patrick's
Boiled Egg Adventure.
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157. You don't know.
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158. Who's your friend?
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159. Your friend?
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160. Who? PuppyCat?
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161. The nest? Those eggs?
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162. PuppyCat's bell?
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163. My shorts? My shorts?
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164. I was getting ready
for bed and gave up halfway.
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165. My hair? My cell phone?
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166. Mmm. What's its name?
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167. Cellphone.
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168. Cellphone.
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169. What?
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170. TempBot, we need a really big assignment
to pay off PuppyCat's cell phone bill.
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171. Is Cellphone going with you?
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172. Yeah.
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173. There's a big job to do on Palm Planet.
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174. That's what I do.
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175. I organize important jobs and give them
to temporary work professionals.
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176. It's important work,
managing so many different assignments.
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177. Prepare for uniform assignment.
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178. Hey, wait.
Can you give this note to Cellphone?
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179. But tell it it's from...
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180. Don't tell it it's from me,
but just see what it says first.
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181. You can trust me.
I am good now.
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182. I will find
a proper time to deliver the letter
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183. to avoid any suspicion of your authorship.
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184. Ew. Ugh. I can't.
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185. It's hard. My fingers are so small.
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186. I know. Will you hold mine?
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187. Rest it on my palms.
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188. Sick.
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189. It's too hard.
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190. It's not hard. We're just not good at it.
We're good at other things.
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191. Our hands are gross.
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192. Yeah, our hands are gross.
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193. Ew. You're right.
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194. Hello. So I am here to help you open
that can of soda, right?
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195. Oh, wow.
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196. - Dude, sick.
- Oh yeah.
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197. Yes. Wow, it's open now.
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198. Our hands are so gross.
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199. And so long.
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200. All right. So we'll take our payment
now, please, and be on our way.
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201. Oh, no.
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202. This little can isn't the assignment.
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203. Didn't the agency tell you?
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204. All right.
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205. No, TempBot didn't say.
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206. - Yeah.
- Oh, gross.
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207. Interesting.
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208. Fascinating.
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209. Argh! What are you doing?
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210. Oh, this? This is how we learn...
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211. And understand each other
and the world around us.
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212. Yeah. Okay, so...
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213. - Can I learn from you?
- Yeah, can we learn from you?
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214. No!
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215. Just tell us what you hired us
to do so we can get out of here!
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216. Oh, well, I assume you're here
because you asked for a big assignment.
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217. We need someone who can open our big soda
on the other side of our planet.
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218. How are we gonna get up there?
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219. Oh, you're, like,
the professionals, right?
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220. Yeah. Get out of our way.
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221. Wait up for me, Bee.
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222. Want me to pick you up?
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223. Pick me up.
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224. Sure you don't wanna
walk yourself? Maybe get some exercise?
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225. No. I'm into eggs now.
I want to live like an egg.
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226. All right.
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227. Maybe I...
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228. I can punch my way to the top.
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229. Oh, yeah, like punch into the metal
and climb up the punched-in holes.
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230. Wow. So pretty.
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231. Can I have
your phone for a second?
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232. What? No, you've been bad!
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233. I am a good egg.
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234. Pretty Patrick Egg Adventure
turns you into a thievy little nightmare.
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235. I'm not letting you have my phone
if you're just gonna keep stealing.
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236. I have been charged with
a secret mission that requires your phone.
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237. I'm trusting you because...
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238. I don't know why, but I am watching you.
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239. So, technically,
I don't trust you that much.
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240. This is for you.
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241. OH NOOOOOOOOOO!
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242. What did you do?
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243. I was being good!
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244. You're selfish!
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245. Noooo.
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246. PuppyCat is selfish!
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247. Is this is a butt text? It's a weird one.
It's making my phone warm.
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248. You gotta pour it into the cup!
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249. In the cup!
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250. What?
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251. You gotta pour it!
Pour the soda in the big cup!
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252. That's the last part of the job!
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253. That looks hard.
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254. I'm gonna come down!
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255. No.
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256. No. No.
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257. My thighs.
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258. You need to pour the soda
into the cup so we can drink it!
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259. You gotta pour the soda!
Then your job will be complete.
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260. I know! I heard you!
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261. But I... I don't think I can do that.
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262. I mean, why do you even have
this big soda or that cup?
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263. I mean, it's too big and you can't even
get up there to drink it. It's too big!
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264. We don't want to drink it.
We want to learn from it.
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265. In the cup, this was a big temp job.
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266. - I thought you were a professional.
- ... you were a professional.
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267. Okay. I'll try.
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268. I told you I couldn't do it!
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269. You owe us a soda!
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270. Yeah, you owe us one big soda.
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271. You still have to pay me. I got it open.
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272. No, we don't. We pay when the job is done,
and now it can never be done, probably.
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273. You took this away from us.
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274. We like to study everything
by touching it with our...
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275. Ew. Our fingers.
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276. It's not easy for us.
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277. Our fingers are disgusting,
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278. and we know that they are gross.
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279. Ew. Ugh. Sick.
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280. But this is how we live.
This is our life and it is how we live it.
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281. Ew. We're born this way,
and we live our lives
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282. by learning from the world around us,
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283. and learning from the soda and the cup
was a gift to ourselves for the year.
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284. It was the icing
on the cake for our past year.
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285. Now it's floating into the sky.
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286. It's a mess, thanks to you.
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287. To learn by sticking our tiny fingers
into the molecules of new things,
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288. but we can't do that now,
and we're not going to pay you anything.
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289. If I let you touch my face,
can we get the money?
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290. We'll pay you half.
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291. Okay.
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292. Ew, PuppyCat. No!
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293. Don't let them touch your face
with their little fingers!
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294. Whoa. Wow. Ew. Oh wow. Ew.
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295. Oh, he's becoming goopy.
How often does that happen?
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296. None of your business.
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297. It's none
of our business.
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298. You can touch it
for ten more seconds.
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299. No, we don't need
ten more seconds. We're done.
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300. Want me to carry you home?
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301. No, I'll walk.
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302. Thank you,
PuppyCat, for letting them touch your face
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303. for money.
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304. I'm sorry I called you selfish.
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305. I was wrong to scream out
into space that you were selfish.
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306. Now I can pay off your bill.
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307. You are the most special egg in my life.
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308. You crack me up.
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309. YEEEAAAAH! Gulp! Gulp!
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310. I got salmonella
from eating eggs off the floor.
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311. Bee took care of me
till I felt better a week later.
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