Beavis and Butt-head 5x9

Directed by Mike Judge

When Beavis finds a camera, the boys photograph their butts and their ""captains,"" and return the camera for a reward.

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1. Give me a bite of that butthead, come on.

2. No way.

3. This burrito rules.

4. Come on, give me a bite.

5. No way.

6. Get your own butt hole.

7. I'm gonna take it.

8. Yeah, and I'll kick your ass.

9. I warned you, Biva, I'm gonna kick your ass.

10. No way.

11. Get your ass.

12. Fuddle down.

13. What?

14. Whoa, hey buddy, look what I found.

15. What is it?

16. I don't know, but it's mine.

17. Come on, Biva.

18. You're supposed to like share your butt.

19. Whoa, cool.

20. What is it?

21. Something.

22. Yeah.

23. Cool.

24. Happy-ness.

25. I'm mean, you said penis.

26. That's how I tell you.

27. I know.

28. Why do you think they call it happiness?

29. Oh yeah, yeah, because I'm think of like, you know,

30. it's like your wiener.

31. When your wiener is happy, you're happy.

32. You know, I'm feeling very good when the song started, but I'm, I feel pretty good now.

33. I'm feeling pretty happy.

34. Shut up, Biva.

35. You're a miserable piece of crap.

36. Shut up, butt in.

37. I'm happier than you.

38. No way, Biva.

39. You're miserable because like, nobody likes you.

40. Chicks don't like you.

41. You're not good at anything.

42. Yeah, but I'm, I'm hung like a horse.

43. Yeah, feeling pretty good.

44. I need happy people.

45. Yeah, you're happy people.

46. I need happy people.

47. What the hell is the thing?

48. Say is that an S523X?

49. Uhh...

50. What?

51. Uh, yep. Well that sure is a nice camera.

52. Uhh... Thanks.

53. Hey, be the...

54. It's like... a camera.

55. Yeah, I know it. I heard him but it...

56. Uhh...

57. What should we do with it?

58. Let's break it!

59. Hehehehehehe

60. Hehehehehehe

61. No way!

62. Let's like take some pictures first.

63. Then break it.

64. Hehehehehehe

65. Okay.

66. Hehehehe

67. Check this out.

68. Hehehehehehe

69. Hehehehehehe

70. Hehehehehehe

71. Hehehehehehe

72. Hehehehe

73. Hehehehe

74. Hehehehe

75. Hehehehe

76. But it...

77. Check this out.

78. Hehehehe

79. Beep-up!

80. Hehehehehehe

81. Yeah.

82. Hehehehe

83. Say cheese.

84. Hehehehe

85. Yeah.

86. Okay.

87. Hehehehe

88. Cool.

89. Hehehehe

90. Better get one of the captain.

91. Hehehehe

92. Hehehehe

93. Smile.

94. Hehehehe

95. Let me do it.

96. Hehehehe

97. I'm gonna have to get you to stand up straight.

98. Hehehehe

99. Come on to the left.

100. Wow.

101. Hehehehe

102. Hehehehe

103. Alright, Bea-the-

104. Now let's break it.

105. Yeah.

106. Cool.

107. Hehehehe

108. Coming up.

109. Bea-the-stries to claim his birthright.

110. But the pawn shop dude says he needs the ticket.

111. Stay tuned.

112. Hehehehe

113. Whoa.

114. Check it out, Bea-the-stries.

115. Instructions are something.

116. Hehehehe

117. Uh, it says, uh, this bag...

118. Bag.

119. Uh, belongs to a...

120. Reward.

121. Bea-the-stries to claim his birthright.

122. Hehehehe

123. Cool.

124. Hehehehe

125. That's all that dude.

126. Hehehehe

127. That's gonna be cool.

128. Uh, uh, oh my god, my god.

129. My god.

130. My babies.

131. Hehehehe

132. Uh, I've missed you so.

133. Good lord, you've been violated.

134. Uh, sir?

135. You know like, uh, the reward?

136. Yeah, yeah, the reward.

137. Hehehehe

138. Oh yeah, yes.

139. Please, come and sit down.

140. Hehehehe

141. Thank you so much for returning my precious pieces.

142. Without them I was thrust into a creative void.

143. The eyes of the master.

144. Blinded.

145. Are you familiar with my work?

146. Uh, no.

147. Yeah, where's the money?

148. Hehehehe

149. Money.

150. You canker, sir.

151. Is that all you care about?

152. Get out!

153. Cool.

154. Yeah, yeah.

155. Hehehehe

156. Look at that guy back there.

157. Yeah.

158. Why would he show his nads?

159. Leave us.

160. If you hadn't been looking at that guy's nads,

161. you might have seen the chick's butt.

162. He's down at the bottom.

163. Hehehehe

164. Or the butt.

165. It was right next door leg.

166. Really?

167. Damnit, I always do that.

168. Hehehehe

169. He has a ploner.

170. Hehehehe

171. Hehehehe

172. Well, this sucks.

173. Yeah, this sucks.

174. Look at that guy.

175. That guy was a pin in his cheek.

176. You know, the guy was a boner.

177. He's like, he's bored and he's in the video.

178. Yeah.

179. Check it out.

180. He's got a face painted on his stomach.

181. Yeah, if I was him though,

182. I'd paint a butt on my stomach.

183. And then my belly button would be the butt hole.

184. Yeah, but you could just like,

185. you know, show your real butt.

186. And that would be faster and like more realistic.

187. Don't ask it.

188. I don't think you understand what I'm saying.

189. I paint the butt on my stomach.

190. Leave us.

191. You're going to have about four butt holes if you don't shut up.

192. It's not my fault if you don't understand, but it...

193. Got my ass?

194. Hehehehe

195. He put it in some other song like this ago.

196. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

197. Hehehehe

198. No dude, you're singing to that song because

199. da da da da da da da da da da

200. Oh really?

201. Well look at the cockroaches!

202. You got it back!

203. Yeah

204. That's cool

205. Yeah

206. Hey

207. Cockroaches like

208. Hang around people who are all filthy

209. Yeah these guys are filthy

210. Hey

211. Hey put it

212. What's your favorite bug?

213. I don't know

214. I guess whatever bug I happen to be squashing is my favorite

215. Yeah

216. You know about it sometimes when you squash a bug

217. like this tobacco stuff comes out of them

218. Yeah

219. I tried chewing some of the stuff once but

220. I didn't do anything for me

221. I like it when you squash a cockroach

222. And that white stuff comes out of them and it looks like a junior man

223. Oh yeah

224. I like it but it doesn't taste like a junior man

225. The damn thing

226. Astounding

227. I've never seen anything like it

228. The soulful expressions are so deeply relevant

229. I'm sorry I'm overcome

230. Are you okay, Chastity?

231. Can we please sit down?

232. I can only aspire to maybe someday communicating this fashion

233. I don't know I'm so confused

234. I mean where does the genesis of brilliant statements such as these come from?

235. Broom

236. Whoa

237. Beavis you gotta get a whiff of this

238. No way but hold

239. Cool

240. Well if I go take a leak

241. No way beavis

242. I got to take a leak when the video sucks

243. No way but it

244. I got a first

245. Yeah but I have to take a dump

246. That's more important

247. I'm gonna take a dump too

248. I was just like you know embarrassed

249. Well you snooze you lose

250. Ah this sucks

251. Hey but it

252. Um yeah

253. Guess I'll go take a leak

254. Beavis stay on that damn couch

255. Hey but it

256. You almost down in there

257. Just a few more minutes

258. Uh oh

259. Okay

260. I'm gonna take a leak

261. What are you doing Beavis?

262. Get out of my way

263. Never come into the bathroom while I'm taking a dump

264. Hey Chastity you're not taking a dump?

265. What are you doing?

266. I just haven't started yet get out of here Beavis

267. You're just hanging out in here

268. Damn it Beavis

269. Don't back and watch the damn video

270. Why if you just made a face down!

271. This is I've seenời