Beavis and Butt-head 5x8

Directed by Mike Judge

The boys ditch school and work as temps at a real estate agency (and break stuff).

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1. Hey, buddy. This bus ride is gonna be wood.

2. Yeah. Yeah.

3. I thought the only reason to even go to school.

4. Yeah.

5. And wood good.

6. Make sure all that.

7. They be the left like not go.

8. Yeah, yeah. Cool.

9. Hey, hey.

10. Hey, we're like getting off.

11. Yeah. We need to get off.

12. Now we ain't school yet.

13. Uh, it's like an emergency.

14. An emergency. Well, that's different.

15. Here you go.

16. Hey, be with us.

17. We're like not in school.

18. Yeah, cool.

19. There's a time on the young boy I played the silver ball.

20. There was no intersection in America.

21. This is what happens when like old people try to wrap.

22. They didn't this guy like already do this song before.

23. Uh, oh yeah.

24. But he has long hair now.

25. He's like, you know, every time you grow your hair long,

26. you have like, you know, do all your songs over again.

27. Uh, no, that's not what I said.

28. And you may ask yourself.

29. And you may spank yourself.

30. And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile.

31. And you may find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful white.

32. And you may ask her, where's the mastermind?

33. I can barely touch my own self.

34. He can't touch himself.

35. That's not really very funny.

36. It's like, I'm, I couldn't happen to me, could it.

37. Hey, hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

38. That wasn't a chick, wasn't it?

39. And then get some of the boob.

40. Hey, change it, but it doesn't make me dizzy.

41. Come on, be with us.

42. It'll give you a good buzz.

43. Yeah, but like, getting sick the most done it, come on.

44. Is this let's that one?

45. Uh, I think this is like one of those things where like,

46. they say it's leds that one, but it only has like one of the original dudes in it.

47. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

48. Yeah, it's like, they always do that.

49. And you can always tell who the original dude is because he's fat.

50. He's got like, white hair.

51. Well, that dude has pimples like a woman.

52. Yeah.

53. That sucks when guys like just put out the same stuff over and over again.

54. I said put out.

55. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

56. But really that, that sucks when like, when guys just repeat themselves.

57. You do a thing stuff over and over.

58. He said eat themselves.

59. Yeah, yeah.

60. I think this is like where they like show how they made the video.

61. I thought this was a video.

62. No, be with us.

63. This is like the making of the video.

64. I just like show the video because like this thing sucks.

65. Okay, thank you for calling Mueller real estate.

66. Is this like a mall or something?

67. Yes, this is Mueller real estate.

68. Are you boys the temps?

69. Of course you are.

70. What am I saying?

71. I don't know.

72. Be with us.

73. Yeah, I know.

74. You two must be the starving artists types.

75. Yeah, worth the food corner.

76. Anyway, Bevis is it?

77. Let's make you the type is here and your friend can do reception.

78. Sit down, make yourself at home.

79. Hey, he butted.

80. A copy machine.

81. Do that thing.

82. Check it out.

83. Would you like a copy of my butt?

84. I'm enlarging my butt.

85. Mr. Mueller put you up to this, didn't he?

86. Oh my.

87. The story's I could tell you.

88. Okay, Bevis.

89. Why don't we get you started on some letters?

90. And you, sir.

91. Let's park you in front of the phones.

92. Hi, we're here from the temp agency.

93. Hi.

94. May I help you?

95. Yes, we're here from the temp agency.

96. Please have a seat.

97. Your order will be ready in a minute.

98. Would you like a copy of my butt?

99. Come on, come on.

100. Coming up next, Bevis and Butthead.

101. Do jokes about their nads.

102. See you soon.

103. Hello?

104. Never heard of him, dude.

105. Yeah, this is Butthead.

106. Who the hell is this?

107. Hello?

108. Hey, baby.

109. He's like out having his butt cleaned.

110. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

111. Yeah, yeah.

112. Yeah, yeah.

113. Great to have you on board today.

114. Listen, I'm Stan.

115. You probably recognize the name from all the letters you've been typing for me.

116. Not really, Stan.

117. Stan.

118. But I guess what I need now is for you to just make some real minor corrections here.

119. Okay, so I've pretty much just made the corrections in red here.

120. And it's not as super rush as soon as you get a chance.

121. That would be great.

122. Um, okay, Stan.

123. But I'm like real billion stuff.

124. Cool, man.

125. Like I say, Bevis, no rush on this.

126. Whatever.

127. Yeah.

128. Yeah.

129. Yeah.

130. Yeah.

131. Yeah.

132. Yeah.

133. Yeah.

134. Yeah.

135. Yeah.

136. Yeah.

137. Yeah.

138. Yeah.

139. Yeah.

140. Yeah.

141. Yeah.

142. But we must've been Zicks in what town.

143. But town?

144. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

145. What does that mean?

146. But town.

147. Yeah.

148. She fucktown.

149. What did you mean?

150. Both of you are not dead.

151. What town.

152. Yeah.

153. Thank you.

154. Yeah.

155. Well, see you later.

156. Yeah, that's you live in but town

157. You got to get down

158. But towns rules

159. I don't know but I'm gonna find a map and go there

160. No, be the

161. dumb-ass

162. This song has a best lyrics I've ever heard

163. Yeah, yeah, how did this guy come up with this stuff?

164. Fuck town

165. You live in but town you got to get down

166. Yeah, yeah, this dude should hook up with Sir Mix a lot make it like sit around and talk about butt some stuff

167. I told you last time you called I never heard of that guy

168. Get off the phone before I kick your ass

169. You broke it dumb-ass and I was right in the middle of a conversation or something

170. You broke it, bumhole, you talk too much

171. Man, this botmunch broke your office

172. Listen boys, it's nothing to get banned out of shape about we'll have someone come in tomorrow and take a look at it

173. Now why don't you two punch out and we'll see you tomorrow

174. Okay, yeah, okay

175. Hey, you see that arrow you know that like that symbolizes the winner

176. What we're where it stands for winners everywhere

177. But people are still having sex and nothing seems to stop them

178. People are still having sex

179. Yeah, yeah, what people wear

180. What names settle down be the

181. Well, people are still having sex and I like it's like I'm not having sex

182. Well, you could keep your mouth shut maybe tell you

183. The activity do you understand me?

184. Last keeps on lurking

185. Damn it, come on, where?

186. Oh, where?

187. Just listen this time shut up

188. The same things not working

189. I'm

190. Yeah, okay

191. Damn it there you go again, come on, where?

192. Oh, where?

193. Leave us shut up

194. Whoa, that thing's getting it on with a donut

195. Yeah

196. A donut sounds pretty good, I think I have to go get it, don't it

197. Yeah, bring me back a couple

198. Yeah