Beavis and Butt-head 5x6

Directed by Mike Judge

The boys get jobs as telemarketers; Beavis becomes the top salesman, and Butt-head can't figure out what to do.

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1. We'll return to Moby Dick right after these messages.

2. Hi, I'm Julie and I'm here to tell you about a very special offer.

3. How would you like to get paid up to $100 a day just for talking to interesting people?

4. Whoa! $100 a day!

5. Think of all the people we could help with that money.

6. What?

7. Oh, my God!

8. Oh, my God!

9. Never felt me!

10. My money!

11. My money!

12. I don't want to look at some dudes butt!

13. Change it, buddy!

14. Come on, be the...

15. This song kinda rocks.

16. Besides, later on, they show a dog from that.

17. Oh, I'll stick around for that!

18. Damn it, I'm sick of seeing water in videos.

19. Yeah, but this water is cool, since it's like...

20. soldered by the power plant.

21. Oh, yeah, yeah.

22. Remember when we went swimming by the power plant?

23. It's like a warm and stuff.

24. That was cool.

25. Oh, what was it?

26. Your turds were all orange for a month.

27. And you got those big blisters on your nads?

28. I know.

29. Now that's what I'm saying, it was cool.

30. I know.

31. Now that's what I'm saying, it was cool.

32. I'm in the fast lane.

33. Flys in the fast lane?

34. That's pretty cool.

35. Yeah.

36. Remember when we put that fly in gasoline?

37. That was cool.

38. Come here.

39. He didn't say gasoline, but it said fast lane.

40. That's like something different.

41. I know that dumb-ass.

42. Damn it. See, let's see.

43. Always ruin everything.

44. I don't.

45. I just was saying, you know what?

46. You suck about fast.

47. Look, look, it's a dog's nad.

48. Is that what you were talking about?

49. Yeah, I think that was it.

50. Oh, cool.

51. You're the king.

52. What I personally like about telemarketing is the give and take.

53. You give him a call, and then you take their money.

54. Okay.

55. All right.

56. Well, boys, you have the right instinct.

57. You see, selling magazines is serious business.

58. If we spend too much time laughing on the job, we won't stay number one.

59. Number one.

60. Yeah.

61. Let's get on with your training.

62. Now, the more people we call, the more magazines we can...

63. You don't have any like adult magazines.

64. Yeah, like national geographic.

65. You dumb-ass.

66. Sometimes they show boob, many.

67. Let's get right down to it.

68. Now, these are your scripts, boys.

69. When you call a customer, don't try to get creative.

70. Simply follow what's on this car.

71. The key is to keep talking so the customer never has an opportunity to say no.

72. Okay.

73. Now, you try it.

74. Hello, cut summer's name.

75. This is say your name, Calding.

76. No, stupid.

77. Say your name.

78. Your name?

79. Say butthead.

80. Butthead.

81. No, when it says say your name, you say butthead.

82. Make up your mind, athwipe.

83. Yeah.

84. That's a complicated name.

85. A garbled fax, a faulty hard disk, and a temperamental copy machine turned butthead

86. incorporated into a corporate nut house right after this.

87. Cerc de Scotty.

88. Cerc de Scotty.

89. I need more speed.

90. Bunghole.

91. Error numbers.

92. I get cracking.

93. He said crack.

94. Yeah.

95. Hello.

96. My name is...

97. I'm calling to offer a special deal.

98. Or something.

99. Well, now you can stop right there, fella.

100. Whatever you're selling, I ain't a buyin'.

101. Whoa.

102. I got guns and ammo.

103. 70's are pent up.

104. Guns and ammo.

105. Well, oh, bestie is running little, low-own shells.

106. I'll tell you what, sign me up for a gross.

107. Come, brand-a, Amigo.

108. A gross.

109. That's 144.

110. Err.

111. Err.

112. Who is this?

113. Err.

114. Your name.

115. And I have a special deal for you.

116. Or something.

117. It's in my pants.

118. You sicko.

119. Oh, cool.

120. Hello.

121. Hello.

122. Hey, how's it going?

123. It was calling, please.

124. Oh.

125. I don't know.

126. You must have a wrong number or something.

127. Can I sign you up for something, gross?

128. Gross.

129. Yeah.

130. That boy is a natural.

131. I had him bouncing out of the wiener.

132. That's a pogo stick, dumb-ass.

133. Oh, yeah.

134. Hey, that looks like that dude that comes by to check the butane.

135. Oh, yeah, yeah.

136. I saw that guy in my yard once.

137. I thought he was a trespasser.

138. So I started shooting him with my beanie gun.

139. Yeah, I saw that.

140. You guys made us those pigs are doing it.

141. Really?

142. Oh, yeah.

143. That's cool.

144. How come that pig can score and we can't?

145. Err.

146. Well, the only reason that pig scored is because he was like in a video.

147. Oh, yeah.

148. I forgot about that.

149. Yeah.

150. Like if pigs had a video and like we were in that video, then we could score.

151. I mean like with a pig?

152. No, dumb-ass.

153. With a chicken, the video.

154. With a chicken?

155. No, leave us.

156. I'm talking like about like a human chick.

157. What's that?

158. Just a regular chick.

159. Oh, I see.

160. Yeah.

161. That's pretty cool.

162. What's the deal with this short dude?

163. Yeah.

164. You see like in the band or is he just like some weird dude?

165. Really?

166. I was like, all these videos now.

167. They like just get a couple weird dudes.

168. I'm like just shake the camera around and just like a bunch of crap.

169. Yeah.

170. They need to get back to the basics like chicks and bikinis and explosions.

171. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

172. Of course like in our own driven by chicks and bikinis.

173. What big thing?

174. Yeah.

175. Now that's what I call a buzz clip.

176. Uh, God evening.

177. My name is your name and I'm calling to offer you a special low interdictionary rate.

178. What?

179. Uh, if you're a refrigerator walking, they're phone fuck.

180. Son, you don't seem to be grasping the concept here.

181. When you get someone on the phone, don't waste time talking about their refrigerator.

182. Get straight to the point of selling magazines.

183. Now your friend here is our sales leader.

184. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that would be cool.

185. I'm gonna put this call on speakerphone so we can study his technique.

186. For horny cohets, press one for the big bust in beautiful line, press two to talk to two hot women at once.

187. Press three.

188. Yeah, yeah, yeah, press me.

189. I'm a sales leader.

190. I'll press you, you little part.

191. That's fucked.

192. Yeah, yeah.

193. She was about to like buy lots of magazines and stuff.

194. Uh, is this cable access?

195. I think this is one of those cable access shows where you like call them up and they like do anything you want.

196. No way, really?

197. Let's call her up.

198. Yeah.

199. Let's tell her to like shut up and like take all our clothes off and get over here right now.

200. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

201. She can fix us on date.

202. Yeah, yeah.

203. That broke.

204. You can tell this is like the kind of chicks that's like pattern tubes tied.

205. How come you know this chick's pattern tubes tied?

206. Just look at her, be this.

207. Oh yeah, I'm taking you.

208. I think I'm gonna go tie my tooth.

209. Shut up, be this.

210. Boy, that's music sucks.

211. What music?

212. Oh, yeah.

213. Like, um, what is this to a hard scrap?

214. You know, like when you're playing poker.

215. I'm familiar with that.

216. Can I say this chick?

217. That was a full house in my pants.

218. I have a straight face.

219. Those squares remind me not really stupid game, but all those dorks play.

220. Um, chest.

221. Oh yeah.

222. Doesn't even have anything to do with boob.

223. Yeah, really.

224. Hey, what is a 350 seven?

225. Uh, that's like when someone turns all the way around in a circle, like when they're

226. slam dunking or something.

227. I'm a damn.

228. I'll be damn.

229. Well, if I clown, I'd make a select my head would explode when you pull my finger.

230. And all this crap would fly out of my head like land on people and stuff.

231. Yeah, if I were the clown, I'd go to parties, like eat on the cake, like take stuff home with me.

232. That's what you do at parties anyways, be this.

233. Yeah, but I'd be a clown.

234. I don't have any big shoes.

235. I'm starting to be different.

236. Follow the clown, I'd kick your ass, be this.

237. Until it's beat red, I'd say.

238. Look, it is.

239. Look at his butt.

240. And I'd like to say, thanks for coming to the show.

241. I'm being a good time.

242. Yeah, and I'm exactly.

243. Yeah, that would be cool.

244. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

245. We'd have to work out the time again.

246. Yeah, yeah.

247. Yeah, yeah.