Beavis and Butt-head 5x50

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The boys steal Mr. Anderson's steamroller, with predictable results.

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1. Music

2. Party time! Doing a little paving!

3. Yeah, I'm doing it myself this time.

4. Looks like you got a little project going there, Bill.

5. Yeah, I'm putting in a new head.

6. Woah, it's pretty warm out here on the old tarmac.

7. Boy, surets hell is.

8. I could use a tall cold one right about now.

9. What do you say?

10. Sounds good to me!

11. Aren't you going to turn it off?

12. Ugh!

13. No, sir, I had a bitch of a time starting her up this morning.

14. You get her down in Morgan Rental's like I told you!

15. Yep, surets hell dead.

16. She's due back before noon and I don't want to get stuck pain for the weekend.

17. Well fake bugs!

18. This is a Bjork chick.

19. I mean, I heard you have a, you know, like a swung.

20. Where did you hear that?

21. I mean, this is just a guy told me.

22. What guy?

23. This guy in the bathroom?

24. You mean the bathroom at school?

25. No, no, the bathroom right here.

26. Right here in this house.

27. What are you talking about, Siva?

28. There's this dude who's in there sometimes.

29. I'm serious.

30. He's probably still there.

31. He was there this morning.

32. Damn it, Bavis.

33. There's no one in there.

34. Yeah, there is.

35. But go check it out.

36. Hey, Bavis.

37. He's a girl, a fun hole.

38. Uh...

39. Bavis flush the toilet next time.

40. There wasn't anybody in there.

41. Usually he's in the mirror.

42. Does he look like a butt munch?

43. Yeah, he looks like a blonde hair.

44. Yeah, yeah, the pant.

45. Yeah.

46. Does he kinda talk like this?

47. Yeah.

48. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

49. Yeah, come on, gotta go like this.

50. Yeah, yeah.

51. You're a kevdong.

52. Don't mess.

53. Hey, Bavis.

54. Did you do your homework?

55. Um...

56. Hey.

57. Hey.

58. Hey.

59. Hey.

60. Hey, freakish punks.

61. Did you miss the school bus?

62. Yeah.

63. Todd kicks ass.

64. Yeah.

65. Fun day.

66. We're gonna have wheels just like Todd.

67. Yeah.

68. Then we can like drive chicks to school.

69. You dumb-ass.

70. If we ever get a car and chicks,

71. we're not going anywhere near a school.

72. Hey, hey, put it, check it out.

73. Let's catch up with Todd and those chicks.

74. Yeah.

75. I'll tell you what, after some of the problems I've had around here,

76. I ain't gonna let no one touch my yard no more.

77. Yeah, no, you mean?

78. I know a shortcut.

79. Beavis, the biggest pop music star in Germany, don't go away.

80. Now the Earth's substrate are continually shifting, creating fault lines and occasional shock waves.

81. Yes.

82. Hey, put it.

83. How are we gonna find Todd?

84. I think he's here.

85. When this happens, I believe this.

86. I think we're experiencing a slight tremor right now.

87. Now, the magnitude of these tremors we're feeling right now

88. will be measured using a device called the Richter.

89. Yeah.

90. Yep.

91. Thank God for the faculty lounge.

92. I'll only refuge from those little bastards.

93. Yeah, I know that's right.

94. Ah!

95. Ah!

96. Ah!

97. Wrong room.

98. Thank you.

99. Farma, that...

100. What are you guys doing?

101. You guys get big trouble.

102. Eh, we're looking for Todd.

103. You guys could go to jail for this.

104. Hey, Todd's in jail?

105. I don't know, but he dropped out of school two years ago.

106. Eh, really?

107. Oh yeah.

108. Yeah.

109. Hey, wait for God.

110. Hey, look at that.

111. He's trying to be for us.

112. Oh yeah!

113. Life is like the little box of chocolates.

114. Yeah.

115. That would be cool to like try to pick up a chick by giving her a box of chocolates.

116. Does then like when you strike out

117. and you're gonna at least eat the chocolate.

118. Oh yeah, that's not a bad idea.

119. I think I gotta go get me some anime and then space my monkey.

120. You know what they say about short dudes like I got like you know really big

121. You know I tried telling you chick that once and she said I don't care how big your turd's

122. She's done that

123. No, I'm sorry. What I you know is on I got really long turd

124. You were telling a chick you have long turd

125. Beb us you're making me sick shut up. I was talking about weeners

126. Oh

127. I see

128. The things two damn slow we're never gonna find Todd

129. Yes, I'm running well. I guess it's about that time

130. Oh damn it the damn thing quit on me. I don't have time for this

131. What the hell happened to my hedge boy? I'll tell you what I'm gonna give a piece of my mind to them bastards down at Morgan's

132. You and your damn steamroller ruined my hedge to hell with your heads look at my driveway

133. You're gonna pay for this Anderson like hell

134. I am you're the one who told me to rent from Morgan's not get the hell off my property use son of a bitch

135. If I ever see that damn dog ears peeing on my yard again, I'm gonna shoot both of you

136. Wow

137. Something's different about that

138. Yeah, it's like it sounds different and looks different than like most other videos you see lately

139. I'm hungry beb us go make some pancakes

140. You can watch it later. It's gonna be on about 50 times

141. Really, I'm okay. I guess I could do some pancakes

142. Gotta make the pancakes first dumb ass

143. I think it's in my bedroom look under the bed

144. Oh, here's a pan too. Hey, I'm good. I'm it. It's pretty cool now shut up and get cooking

145. I'm not your main a's do I put in none one what

146. I think so