Beavis and Butt-head 5x49

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The boys photocopy a dollar bill and try to use the copies to buy stuff.

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1. This sucks.

2. Yeah, we need like more money.

3. Good thinking, baby.

4. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

5. Thanks.

6. That's like, it's pretty cool how like a dollar isn't that much.

7. It's like, if you get like another one, you know, like another one, it's like pretty

8. soon you can like get some nachos.

9. It's like, like we need a machine like, like put a dollar in and it's like, you get

10. like another dollar out and it's like, you can take that dollar and put it back in the

11. machine and I get another dollar.

12. Shut up dumb-ass.

13. I've got like an idea.

14. Yeah, yeah me too.

15. That's what I'm saying.

16. So you gotta listen to me, buddett.

17. It's like this machine that like makes money.

18. Check it out, be with us.

19. Our problems have been solved.

20. Hey, check it out.

21. It's those black hole sun mountains.

22. Oh yeah, I heard about that.

23. It's like, there's these hills outside Seattle and they call them the black hole sun mountains.

24. And it's like, they're just filled with bands and stuff.

25. Wow, really?

26. That'd be cool if you could like take like a bus tour through the hills and see all the

27. bands.

28. Yeah.

29. So that would kick ass.

30. It'd be like, up on your left, a found garden.

31. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and if you be real quiet, we might see Allison change.

32. Yeah.

33. And if you be real quiet, we might be able to see these butt munchers.

34. Sure.

35. Yes.

36. Church rule, because like, there's always like snake and church and like, chicks getting

37. it on and like, dudes bleeding and watching their tires and stuff.

38. Church rule.

39. Be with us and what the hell are you talking about?

40. That's not what happens in church.

41. You've never even been to church.

42. And now that I've seen it in videos and stuff, I'm like, there's always lots of smoke

43. and snakes and like, cool stuff.

44. Peavers, churches and like that.

45. I went to church once and it's like, there was a bunch of butt munchers scrumming the

46. tires going, here we are all together as we sang our song, joyfully.

47. Yeah?

48. Well, that song's pretty cool.

49. Oh, it's not, Peavers.

50. It sucks.

51. And that's like, you have to go up and like, this guy puts a cracker in your mouth and

52. like, sprays water on you and stuff.

53. Really?

54. That sounds cool too.

55. Yeah.

56. It's, yeah I guess it is kind of cool.

57. Yeah, yeah, yeah, see?

58. See, that's not that bad.

59. Here we are all together as we sang our song.

60. Joyfully, keep the fire burning and get your lips with care and we'll all join in

61. and sing.

62. Yeah.

63. That's pretty cool.

64. We're going to be rich.

65. Uh, we like 10 copies of this dollar bill, please.

66. Hey, man.

67. Are you aware that your askin' me to commit a federal crime?

68. Uh, no.

69. Uh, it's for like school, for a class on like, uh, money and stuff.

70. Yeah, yeah, it's called money, money, it's called money and chicks.

71. That would be cool.

72. Yeah, yeah.

73. It's like, first the teacher gives us like some money and then we like get to go score

74. with all these chicks.

75. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

76. Sign up.

77. Uh, leave us.

78. And then after we score with the chicks, we get more money.

79. And I'm like, another more chicks because we have more money and then we get more,

80. more, more!

81. Whatever.

82. We can use those machines in the corner.

83. Whoa.

84. Oh, I'm getting it.

85. Whoa.

86. Whoa.

87. Cool.

88. I can't believe no one's ever thought of this before.

89. Check it out.

90. Yeah.

91. Yeah.

92. Yeah.

93. Yeah.

94. Yeah.

95. Yeah.

96. Yeah.

97. Yeah.

98. Yeah.

99. Yeah.

100. Yeah.

101. Yeah.

102. Yeah.

103. Yeah.

104. Yeah.

105. Yeah.

106. Yeah.

107. Yeah.

108. Yeah.

109. Yeah.

110. Yeah.

111. Yeah.

112. Yeah.

113. Yeah.

114. Yeah.

115. Yeah.

116. Yeah.

117. Yeah.

118. Hey.

119. Yeah.

120. Yeah.

121. I like that open kids.

122. You know the name?

123. Yeah.

124. Yeah.

125. Uh, pretty smooth, baby.

126. Yeah.

127. Yeah.

128. Okay.

129. Yeah.

130. Yeah.

131. Yeah.

132. Yeah.

133. Uh, hey, baby. Like, uh, take it off.

134. Earth plenty more where that came from.

135. Uh, ow.

136. Eek, woozy. At least you touched me, Dillhole.

137. No, be with us. Get the big burrito.

138. We're rich.

139. Yeah, yeah.

140. There you go.

141. Son, are these counterfeit bills?

142. Uh, why do you ask?

143. Son, I've got a mind to throw you out of this store.

144. Uh, maybe this will change your mind.

145. I don't think you understand.

146. I could have the cops in here to bust you.

147. Uh, here you go. Let's just like forget all about it.

148. Do I look like a moron? Why don't you get the hell out of my store?

149. Uh, maybe you'd like to reconsider.

150. Get out!

151. Get the hell out!

152. Get the hell out!

153. Get the hell out!

154. Get out!

155. Give it back.

156. What the hell are you doing?

157. Don't worry, Beatas, there was more where that came from.

158. Oh, yeah. You're like, rip up all our money.

159. Come on, we're just gonna go get more.

160. And you can't stop us.

161. But all.

162. Yeah.

163. We'll be back.

164. Michael, are you crazy?

165. Uh, Michael, who?

166. Michael Jackson.

167. Hi, Scooby, what's the normal?

168. I thought you were gonna be a doctor or a lawyer or something normal like that.

169. Normal, huh?

170. Normal is something people are until you get to know them.

171. Everybody's crazy.

172. Everybody's crazy.

173. Oh my god, it's Michael Bolton.

174. Hey, no, it's not.

175. Uh, uh-oh.

176. What, what?

177. Hey, I think I just pooped in my pants.

178. Hey, no way, really.

179. I realized it was Michael Bolton and my bulbs let loose.

180. Uh, uh, uh.

181. Boy, he's trying to play heavy metal now or something.

182. He could probably make any kind of music fuck.

183. Yeah, he's probably gonna do gangster rap next.

184. He probably like, drop in plates on your ass, Beatas.

185. Yeah, then he'd put the smack down.

186. How come chicks like this do so much?

187. Uh, there's some snakes and bonds in this.

188. Maybe he has a bomb in his pants.

189. You know what, me?

190. You have a BM in your pants.

191. Maybe good luck, you know.

192. Go up to a chicken like say, I have a BM in my pants.

193. Hey, Beatas, I was just kidding.

194. I didn't poop in my pants.

195. Hey, dumb ass.

196. Oh, really?

197. Damn it.

198. We need like another dollar.

199. Yeah, yeah, no.

200. I got tore all of our stuff.

201. No, dumb ass.

202. I mean like a real dollar.

203. We spent all our money on those copies.

204. Yeah.

205. So, can we like borrow a dollar?

206. Or like doing some extra credit for like this one class?

207. Yeah, yeah.

208. It's called, um, can I borrow a dollar?

209. Can I borrow a dollar?

210. Yeah, it's about sharing.

211. Yeah.

212. But like, give it right back.

213. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Beastie boy.

214. Yeah.

215. All right.

216. Yeah, it's about time.

217. Yeah, hell yeah.

218. Yeah.

219. I heard on MTV news that this dude's dad writes movies.

220. What do you mean he writes movies?

221. He can't read a movie.

222. He, no, if like, he writes what they say.

223. You mean he just like goes to movies and sits there and writes down everything they say?

224. No, he writes it down before they say it.

225. Well, how does he know what they're gonna say?

226. He just like makes it up.

227. Really?

228. Anybody could do that.

229. Yeah.

230. Like, if there's an explosion, don't you write that?

231. I think he just like writes kaboom.

232. How about like, when people are like, you know, naked and getting it on?

233. He just writes, he just writes,

234. He just writes, Quicks, Quicks, Quicks, Quicks, Quicks.

235. I don't be damn.

236. Anybody could do that.

237. He.

238. He's like, you know, okay, I'm too do, go try to like rob this other dude.

239. And if this chick, she've got big hooters.

240. See?

241. See, I'm doing it right now.

242. Yeah, but you're not writing it down.

243. Yeah, yeah.