Beavis and Butt-head 5x46

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Beavis and Butt-head put some spanish fly in a milk carton at school. Instead of the chick they were hoping for, the spiked milk is drunk by a jock Beavis later has to wrestle in gym class.

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1. Tha'aua!

2. Damnit!

3. There's gotta be a better way to get chicks.

4. I really thought this one was gonna work this time.

5. Yeah.

6. Hey, Beavis.

7. Let's check out the bathroom.

8. Sometimes they have good advice on the walls.

9. Whoa. Check it out.

10. Hey.

11. Spanish fly.

12. Whoa. That's that stuff that makes chicks horny.

13. It makes chicks horny? Really?

14. Cool. Let's get some.

15. Yeah.

16. Okay.

17. Hey, Beavis.

18. How we can like have any chick we want?

19. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Have we got a rule?

20. We're gonna score.

21. How come that guitar's in the hospital?

22. Okay. Can you not have to say anything?

23. I have to ask you a question, but you know, that's okay.

24. Do you have the time to listen to me?

25. This looks like that movie.

26. One flow in the cookers and ask.

27. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's that movie with all those dudes in taxi.

28. Only they're retarded.

29. You know, I think you're not supposed to call them retarded.

30. Your thoughts are calling like mentally superior or something?

31. Oh, yeah, yeah.

32. Remember that big Indian dude in that movie?

33. Mm-hmm. He was cool.

34. And then he couldn't talk unless he was talking about gum.

35. Yeah.

36. Uh, you know, I think you're not supposed to say Indian either.

37. Oh, hey, really?

38. Yeah.

39. I think you're supposed to call them African Americans.

40. Yeah.

41. Yeah.

42. I think you're supposed to call them African Americans.

43. This reminds me of that joke.

44. It's like the guy goes to the psychiatrist and he says,

45. Dr. my wife thinks she's a chicken.

46. And the doctor says, uh, well then why don't you choker?

47. Oh, fuck.

48. Hey, be this.

49. If you like abstract a chick, then I can like stick it in her taco.

50. No, wait, but we have to like give her the Spanish flight first.

51. What the hell do you think I'm talking about butt plug?

52. Oh, yeah.

53. Uh, hey.

54. Yeah.

55. How's it going?

56. Is there even one reason I should acknowledge your presence?

57. Um, um, um, um, what?

58. Uh, you look pretty hungry.

59. Actually, I suddenly lost my appetite.

60. Uh, no, you didn't. I mean, uh, you shouldn't like waste food and stuff.

61. Uh, cause there's like starving people in Indiana or something.

62. Yeah, yeah.

63. For penny for day, we can end the suffering.

64. I'll kiss you later.

65. Uh, hmm.

66. Okay.

67. Check this out.

68. Uh, it's all like that milk looks pretty good.

69. I bet it's like, uh, very refreshing and stuff.

70. Drink it, drink it, come on.

71. What the hell are you talking about? It's not even mine.

72. Uh, no, no.

73. Let's get out of here.

74. Yeah.

75. I think it's time for a class or something.

76. I'm coming up. Beavis build more prisons while butthead reassures are out.

77. Stay tuned.

78. Uh, oh, check it out, butthead. That's him.

79. Oh, no. He's getting naked.

80. Yeah, yeah. That Spanish fly stuff must be working.

81. What the hell is wrong with you?

82. Uh, I'm like second stuff.

83. I wouldn't want you to get too close.

84. Yeah, hit me too.

85. Ah, don't touch me.

86. What did you say?

87. Man, you guys are really starting to piss me off.

88. Whoa, he's really horny.

89. Beavis and butthead, why on the hell aren't you undressed yet?

90. Uh, because a man wants to have sex with us.

91. Shut up and get in the gym now.

92. The sport of wrestling represents competition in its purest form.

93. Man against man.

94. Now, Tommy, since you're about the only student in this class with a physique that doesn't make my cool and clench,

95. I want you to choose an opponent.

96. I choose this little path.

97. Wait a minute.

98. No way.

99. Kevin Beavis, you have been challenged.

100. Now get down on all fours.

101. No!

102. No!

103. Uh, what is this?

104. Uh, I don't really care.

105. Look at all these people just lying around like a bunch of lazy slabs.

106. Yeah, it really is.

107. They need to get up and get a job.

108. Yeah.

109. Kevin.

110. Did you know that in California any chick will do it with you?

111. It's really cute.

112. You mean like all the girls are flutty.

113. Well, now that is cool.

114. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go.

115. You know, another thing about California is like all the dudes there look like Kato Kalan.

116. You know, he seems like a great guy, you know?

117. Yeah.

118. That's how come like, you know, everyone just let them live at their house, you know, like O.J. Simpson.

119. He goes, you know, you're a great guy.

120. Why don't you come on over and stay a while?

121. Yeah, I'd let him crash here, you know, because he seems like such a great guy.

122. What a great guy.

123. Yeah, except he kind of looks like the ass end of a dolphin.

124. Yeah, he does, sort of.

125. But that's okay.

126. Because he's cool.

127. Tommy, Matt Beavis, now.

128. Help! He's got a boner!

129. Get off me for a knocker!

130. Help! He's trying to do it with me!

131. I'll cut it off!

132. Kick him in the nads, Beavis.

133. Whoa!

134. Whoa!

135. Beavis, get back here!

136. Hurry up, put it.

137. Let's get out of here before he tries to screw us all.

138. That stuff really works.

139. What is that?

140. It's a hole.

141. Yeah, I know, but what's that thing she's dragging behind her?

142. Oh, I'm in.

143. Why is that funny?

144. Because, Beavis, you thought when I said a hole that I was talking about the chick,

145. but I was talking about the hole.

146. Okay, but why is that funny?

147. Damn it, Beavis.

148. Because, like, when a word means two things like that, it's pretty funny.

149. I'll be damned it.

150. You know, it's like choking your chicken to be like, you know, if you had a pet chicken,

151. you're like choking it, or it can mean, you know, like, they're choking your chicken.

152. Now that's funny.

153. Choking your chicken.

154. That's pretty funny.

155. Yeah, I'm making it.

156. Yeah, but I get that one.

157. Okay, okay.

158. I got one.

159. Masterbating.

160. That doesn't work, Beavis.

161. Yeah, does.

162. I ain't doing all the time.

163. Let's check out small nostrils.

164. Yeah, well, I think anybody's nostrils would look small to you, but, Ed.

165. You look like a cat.

166. Well, I may have big nostrils, but you know what that means.

167. Oh, yeah.

168. It means you have lots of lugi.

169. Okay, Beavis.

170. You'll be thinking about lugi, and I'll be slapping around my gigantic shlong.

171. Okay.

172. Don't whit your pants.

173. The Beavis Abbot Ed Marana-Thund continues next.

174. Plus, as an added bonus in for no extra charge, we've got all new episodes of Beavis Abbot

175. head next week at 11.30.

176. Thank you, Senior Own Special, way later.