Two babes want the boys to change their flat tire, Butt-head learns what not to do with a tire-iron.
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1. Come on, put it in my turn. Give it to me.
2. No way.
3. That was cool. Come on, put it. Let me do it.
4. You're gonna train it. Come on.
5. Get your own butt, Monch.
6. That is mine. Put it. I found it.
7. Oh, yeah.
8. Whoa. Yeah.
9. Hi guys.
10. We seem to have a little problem. Could you guys maybe help us out?
11. Yeah. We'll take you for a ride.
12. Yeah.
13. I'm gonna be cool. We're gonna score.
14. Look at that. That's that chick.
15. Oh, yeah. That chick.
16. She looks nice when she's dressed up.
17. Yeah.
18. Not too shabby.
19. Yeah, yeah.
20. In another video, she's just like, you know,
21. what's all I don't know, you know.
22. Let me show you all right.
23. Yeah, really.
24. She looks kind of like she.
25. How come chicks and videos never dress up?
26. It's like they always like come out all skanky looking.
27. Yeah, yeah. I think they do that on purpose because they think that like people want to see them looking all skanky.
28. But I think like people really don't want to see that.
29. People really want to see them like, you know, looking all sexy and you know, like with some lipstick and you know, some, some long hair and you know,
30. like a little bit of a, you know.
31. Yeah.
32. Let's check Scott kind of like a big mouth.
33. Yeah, really.
34. And her nose is kind of big too.
35. And you know what they say about having a big nose.
36. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
37. She probably's got a big swan too.
38. Yeah.
39. Boy, yo, yo, yo, yo.
40. You can't really do that but it.
41. I don't even try.
42. I'm pretty good at smacking you up side the head though.
43. Oh, this chick is freaky.
44. This Westbringer's freaking me out, but I don't like this.
45. Yeah.
46. I'm not going to change the channel business.
47. You know, don't freak me out when you do it, but it.
48. It sounds stupid when you do it.
49. Oh, yeah.
50. You're going to be freaked out when you find this remote shoved up your butt sideways.
51. I wouldn't freak me out that much.
52. I just go to the bathroom and poop it out.
53. I've done that before with stuff.
54. Shit.
55. Shit.
56. This is going to be cool.
57. Yeah.
58. And he's check for a party with him.
59. So, is this the one?
60. Yeah.
61. Looks like you got a flat here, man.
62. Yeah, I know.
63. Could you guys fix it?
64. Uh.
65. Uh.
66. Fix it, baby bus.
67. Okay.
68. Uh.
69. Uh.
70. Whoa.
71. Hey, rush.
72. Hey, hey, hey.
73. Hey, what are my ears look funny?
74. Did you fix it?
75. What?
76. Oh, my thanks, I'll.
77. Cool.
78. Let's go.
79. Uh.
80. Uh.
81. Okay, baby.
82. We're all fat.
83. Yeah, let's go.
84. Come on, let's party.
85. What do you mean all set?
86. I haven't even given you the keys to the trunk yet.
87. You got to put the car on the jack and throw the spare on before you can be done.
88. Ah!
89. Uh.
90. Oh, yeah.
91. Oh, yeah.
92. Whoa.
93. Hey, hey, hey, hey, check that's out button.
94. Jackass.
95. Jackass.
96. Get it?
97. See what I'm saying?
98. Get off, butthole.
99. Hey, hey, hey.
100. Uh.
101. Uh.
102. Damn it, be the thief's chicks are horny.
103. Now get in there and make it snappy.
104. Oh, yeah.
105. Here we go.
106. Uh.
107. So, like, what do you see?
108. Um, I see like, um, rocks and, um, like some pavement.
109. And, um, a bug.
110. Flip over, you dumb-ass.
111. You're supposed to be looking at the car.
112. Oh, yeah.
113. Oh, yeah.
114. Hey, what's taking so long, fellas?
115. Is everything alright?
116. Uh, I guess so.
117. I look what you did, dumb-ass.
118. What?
119. You broke it, be the, get out here and put this back before they see.
120. Oh, sorry about that.
121. Hurry up.
122. Ugh.
123. Ugh.
124. Ugh.
125. Ugh.
126. The fuck?
127. Yeah, I know.
128. Maybe we could like just get in and say it's done.
129. And we could score before they notice.
130. It's cool.
131. Flat tire, huh?
132. Damn it.
133. Ugh.
134. Ugh.
135. You guys are so stupid.
136. Ugh.
137. Alright, a chick band.
138. Oh, look at all these naked dudes.
139. They're not like sitting there.
140. What's going on?
141. Yeah.
142. Look, you can see that one dude's nuts sack.
143. Look at butt cheek.
144. A schlaugh.
145. And that.
146. Those are just hands, bevoss.
147. That's not as mad as nuts sack or as butt cheeks.
148. I don't know.
149. You know, this is kind of like, this is kind of messed up.
150. It's like they have these dudes there.
151. It's like, they don't even take them like people.
152. They're just like bear.
153. They're just like, he's playing for those chicks.
154. It's like, look at him, like get off on him.
155. It's like, it's disgusting.
156. Make me mad.
157. This band should be like a shame of the way they're treating men.
158. And I mean, men just have the, they should not be in this video.
159. Yeah.
160. Uh, well, if these chicks ask you to get naked and be in their video,
161. would you do it?
162. Uh, yeah.
163. Well, that's different.
164. I think that's what it would be me.
165. I'd be naked.
166. I'd be naked.
167. I'd be naked.
168. I'd be naked.
169. How come whenever you see a chick band, they're always like looking down at their hands when they play?
170. Maybe they're looking at their boobs.
171. Did you ever think of that?
172. Yeah, I guess I would look at my boobs too.
173. Check it out.
174. It's like drummer dude, a surrounded by a bunch of naked dudes.
175. Oh yeah.
176. These chicks must be pretty cool. They like just have a bunch of naked dudes
177. sitting around for them to use whenever they need it. Yeah, yeah, it's like some
178. bands you don't have like a bunch of water bottles and stuff around but I get
179. thirsty but like these chicks like just keep making dudes. That girl, you know,
180. yeah, it's a pretty good idea. You'll probably see a lot more bands doing that now.
181. I hope you too paid attention because this will come up again. Yeah, so like, I
182. feel like excuse us. There's a still work left to be done. Yeah, go away. This is gonna be cool.
183. Thanks guys.
184. You guys are never gonna get any.
185. Hi fellas. How's it going? Yeah, remember us. We seem to have a little problem. Could
186. you guys like maybe help us out? Yeah, we'll take you for a ride.
187. Hey, check it out. It's one of those things. Oh, yeah, that's one of those. You know,
188. what do you call them? You know, like out in the ocean or like you go where people say,
189. what would you do if you went there and you only got me? Oh, it's called a dessert island.
190. Well, like if you were on a dessert island and you could only bring like, you know,
191. three things, what would you bring? Well, I bring some crackers. I bring some
192. cheese. And then I bring a swim suit, you know, so I can go swimming. And then I bring
193. some cheese with, you know, to put on the crackers. So what would you bring for it? You know,
194. if you're on a dessert island, I bring three chicks. And then I'd like have a mfajaf
195. throught. I want to do mine over again. I want to bring three chicks too.
196. You can't do it over again. You already blew it. I'll be scoring with three chicks while
197. you'll be eating crackers and choking your chicken. Oh, I really can't get it.