Beavis and Butt-head plan to fake getting injured so they can get insurance money; real injuries follow.
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1. Have you suffered a painful and disabling injury that was not your fault?
2. Are you about to be injured? Would you like to be injured? Have you ever considered a possible injury?
3. You could have been injured and not even know about it!
4. Hahahaha!
5. Hahahaha!
6. Howdy! I'm attorney at Law Joe Adler.
7. I specialize in class A Whiplash-style injuries.
8. I pledge to you is if you need cash, dial 555 Whiplash.
9. Whoa!
10. Money just for getting hurt?
11. That's cool.
12. Yeah.
13. Eh, baby, you're about to be injured.
14. Hahahaha!
15. The cream plastic falling high!
16. Yeah, yeah. I like to mallow out to this song.
17. Yeah.
18. Let's get a little mallow.
19. Sometimes I have a boner that won't go down.
20. I listen to this kind of music.
21. Hahahaha!
22. Hey, that looks like that dude.
23. He was on TV and then they made a cartoon out of him.
24. Oh, yeah, yeah.
25. He's got that shirt and his hair is like all in a point on the top of his head.
26. Yeah, yeah, what's his name?
27. Eh, yeah, what is his name?
28. No, damn it.
29. What's that gonna either?
30. Yeah, he's like always going, I must say.
31. Yeah, and then he's like, always saying he's gonna be on Will Affortune and he's like,
32. all in the Pat SayJack, wiggly, megly.
33. No, no, damn it.
34. What's his name?
35. Damn it!
36. This guy looks just like him.
37. Damn it.
38. Forgetting everything.
39. I can't remember anything anymore.
40. He bought it.
41. Try smacking me just once.
42. Sure.
43. Oh, yeah, that's the dude.
44. I oughta hit you more often, baby.
45. You hit me?
46. She's here.
47. Bunghole?
48. Don't ever hit me again.
49. It's cool.
50. You hardly ever go to school, Dillhole?
51. That's like, if we had a car, we wouldn't have to take the bus, but it's like you're taking the bus so that we can have an accident with a car and wait a minute.
52. So they can have some money.
53. Oh, what? Come on, buddy, come on.
54. I forgot.
55. Now, remember, be this.
56. Just sit there and don't do anything.
57. I'll take care of the rest.
58. Okay.
59. This is gonna be cool.
60. Hey, Alfredo.
61. So, um, do you ever like take the bus to school?
62. What do you think I'm doing right now?
63. Oh, yeah.
64. I get it.
65. And me too.
66. Cool.
67. What are gonna be rich?
68. Can I borrow a pencil?
69. Do you even know how to write?
70. Look, if I give this to you, will you leave me alone?
71. Um, maybe.
72. Nope.
73. Where's the damn bus?
74. I can find it down here.
75. Hey, y'all, sit down back there.
76. Oh, dear, Lord.
77. Son, are you all right?
78. That was cool.
79. But it finally gets his degree in medicine and stuns his family with a shocking announcement.
80. Coming up next.
81. So, uh, he has like that, uh, that whipped lash thing.
82. And like, uh, it really hurts.
83. Yeah, and I'm having bad dreams and I poop a lot.
84. Interesting story.
85. Let me just take a look here.
86. Ah!
87. Well, I can see that you have a traumatic injury, son, but it sure doesn't look like whipped lash to me.
88. It is whipped lash.
89. Come on, tell him, but it.
90. I was like, ah, my leg.
91. I mean, ah, my neck.
92. I heard something bright too.
93. What we have here is a clear case of negligence.
94. We are going to sue the school system.
95. We are going to sue the city.
96. We are going to sue the state.
97. And we are going to sue the bus driver.
98. Now, what you boys need are some top quality x-rays.
99. Cool.
100. Here you go, son.
101. Now, let's see.
102. Now, it's starting to look like we got ourselves a case of whipped lash.
103. So, uh, can we have some money now?
104. Joe Adler, you're under arrest for 257 counts of fraud.
105. Cool.
106. I think this is my grandpa.
107. Now, this is that dude that was in that movie.
108. He married his cousin, and then they did it.
109. Oh, yeah, yeah.
110. I think that movie was called Great Balls of Fire.
111. You know, when you get it on with your cousin,
112. it means she's your cousin, like, once, three moves.
113. Well, really?
114. You know, my grandpa told me once, because he did it with his cousin.
115. That means that my grandma is my cousin,
116. and my mom is my great aunt.
117. Yeah, and she's also a great slut.
118. Oh, yeah, and I'm hit.
119. And also, I think my grandma is a knit whip.
120. I'm a knit whip.
121. It's like, I didn't know you could like rock on the piano.
122. Yeah, it's like all you need to do is like, you know,
123. kick the piano and do it with your cousin,
124. and you'll be cool forever.
125. Or maybe you're like, do it with a piano and kick your cousin.
126. Be the best.
127. Barba, barba.
128. Now tell me, boys, how did you get mixed up with this con man?
129. Uh, he was gonna give us some money.
130. Don't mess with me, boy.
131. I could send you away right now for obstruction of justice.
132. Uh, okay.
133. What about you, Mary?
134. Um, my name is Beavis, sir.
135. Uh, well, you see it's like this.
136. Um, I was on this bus, and this girl was checking me out.
137. You know, look at my nads.
138. And the bus driver was like drunk or something.
139. And then I'm lying little punk.
140. You're lucky that girl wasn't hurt.
141. She's ready to testify.
142. I think you two planned that bus accident.
143. Does this mean we're not gonna get the money?
144. Shut up!
145. Did Mr. Adler tell you to stop that bus?
146. Uh, no.
147. We thought of it ourselves, like.
148. Hey, shut up!
149. Damn it!
150. I'm talking to you!
151. Not you!
152. I'm not lying right here.
153. Look me in the eye, boy.
154. And tell me the truth.
155. Yeah, um, I didn't really know what was going on.
156. It was like, but I just told me to sit there,
157. and he said he'd take care of the rest.
158. Damn it, Beavis.
159. Tell the truth.
160. I am telling the truth.
161. You didn't know what was going on.
162. Didn't you?
163. I didn't.
164. Just a minute!
165. I bet you don't even have whips like to.
166. Don't you?
167. I'm my neck!
168. What a question.
169. Cool.
170. That's cool.
171. Well, I mean, this looks like it might rock.
172. Yeah, maybe.
173. Yeah.
174. I mean, I don't know.
175. Maybe it's all right, you know.
176. I guess it sounds kind of cool.
177. You know what, might make it different.
178. It's like, you know, if you're really dizzy when you're watching it.
179. Yeah, yeah.
180. If you're all like dizzy in the head and you're watching this.
181. Yeah.
182. Want me to strike you?
183. No, I know how to make myself dizzy.
184. Check it out.
185. I learned this one time.
186. Check this out.
187. I think there's a problem with this video.
188. It is highly derivative of many popular bands within the genre.
189. Although, when viewed on a film there, it does have a deep,
190. a group.
191. However, what it has and groove, it lacks an originality.
192. What's your catch?
193. Well, it would be reminded of such bands as Pearl Jam, White Zombie,
194. Solicidal Tendencies, and other bands that bear the mantle of so-called alternative rock.
195. See, let's see.
196. I'm going to go back to the first one.
197. I'm going to go back to the first one.
198. I'm going to go back to the first one.
199. I'm going to go back to the first one.
200. I'm going to go back to the first one.
201. I'm going to go back to the first one.
202. I'm going to go back to the first one.
203. I'm going to go back to theauge, Mike.
204. Hey, man.
205. Mike.
206. I'm going to go back to theauge.
207. Mike, no, Mike.
208. Oh man.
209. Why do you want me to risk my life and go back to the next time the