Beavis and Butt-head 5x40

Directed by Mike Judge

Beavis and Butt-head go to a women's rights meeting and try to hit on some militant feminists.

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1. Well class, this will be my last day as your teaching assistant.

2. I just wanted to say a few words of goodbye to the young women here.

3. This has been the most depressing experience of my career.

4. I have never encountered a more sexist classroom.

5. I pity you and I fear for your futures.

6. That is why I am urging all of you young females to join the sisters of the Highlands

7. Society for Women.

8. We will be meeting at the Community Center to discuss our plans to pick at Cineplex 5,

9. which continues to deface women kind by promoting films featuring actresses with breast augmentation.

10. Hey buddy, I think that chick up there wants us.

11. Perhaps it is important that we can meet feminist leaders, the kind of inspiring women who

12. refuse to prostitute themselves.

13. Whoa, prostitutes.

14. Those are like those checks of do it for money.

15. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that would be cool.

16. Hey, does that mean they do it for money?

17. No, these women offer their services to the community strictly for free.

18. What are they doing?

19. Um, that sounds different.

20. Yeah, yeah, yeah, with slower before.

21. Yeah, and she was walking slower before too and she had bigger fooders.

22. You know, I sure would like to do Madonna.

23. Yeah, me too.

24. I'd like to have sex with her.

25. Yeah, that's what I meant too.

26. Madonna looks pretty normal here.

27. Yeah, really.

28. She just looks like a normal white hair old lady walking down the street to get some groceries.

29. You know what I'm saying?

30. Yeah, but for you know, like an old white hair lady, it still looks pretty good.

31. Oh yeah, no, no, I do.

32. I mean, I do.

33. Yeah, I'm not saying that.

34. You do your old white hair grandma if you've got the chance.

35. No way, put it.

36. My grandma's got like brown kind of purple hair.

37. It's not white.

38. Uh, oh yeah.

39. Hey.

40. My baby's got a thick red.

41. My baby's got a thick red.

42. Oh, shut up, you bunghole.

43. Madonna's always like masturbating during her videos.

44. Yeah, yeah.

45. So am I.

46. You know, during her videos.

47. Yeah, but like when she masturbates, she's still doing it with Madonna.

48. You spank your monkey.

49. You're just doing it with Biva.

50. Little Biva.

51. Boy, if I was Madonna, I would like to bundle my boobs constantly.

52. And that is why we're also beginning a grassroots campaign to change the spelling of the word woman

53. to WOMYN.

54. We're not just men plus two little letters anymore.

55. Hey, buddy, isn't that sign spelled wrong?

56. Cool.

57. Stupid chicks really put out.

58. Welcome to the Highland Society for Women.

59. Would you like to sign our mailing list?

60. Hey, I mean, do you know your sign has spelled wrong?

61. Well, look how many chicks are about it.

62. That's cool.

63. I didn't know the town had so many sluts.

64. I'd like to open the second half of tonight's meeting of the Highland Society for Women

65. by welcoming two important new groups.

66. First is the Highland Sisterhood for militant feminism.

67. The second is two young non-women who have joined us from Highland High.

68. It is encouraging to all of us that you have decided to mend your ways and join us in the fight against the patriarchy.

69. Thank you.

70. Thank you, buddy.

71. I think they want us.

72. Yeah.

73. We're going to score.

74. Beavis, the biggest pop music star in Germany, don't go away.

75. Hey, buddy, if these chicks like do it for free, then how come there aren't any other guys here?

76. Damn it, babe.

77. We've got a room full of chicks there who do it for free.

78. And all you can think about is how come there aren't more guys here?

79. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

80. Beavis, I'm a little disappointed in you.

81. Whoa.

82. So, you chicks want to like get it on or something?

83. We prefer to be referred to as women.

84. So, you women want to get it on?

85. Jerk!

86. Woofie, you can't even score with chicks who do it for free.

87. No way, butthole.

88. They were just playing hard to get.

89. It's supposed to like turn us on and stuff.

90. Oh, yeah.

91. It's working.

92. Hey, buddy, check them out.

93. I am drawn to them, as if by a power greater than my wiener.

94. Women right now.

95. Women right now.

96. Do you want to do it?

97. Ow!

98. Hey, put it, what the hell got off?

99. Damn it, beavis, if you want to score, you've got to be smooth, dumb-ass.

100. Hey, baby.

101. Where are you?

102. I've seen this video before.

103. A check squat later.

104. Really?

105. Can you see some cheek?

106. I don't know.

107. I think this is the J-thus and Mary chain.

108. Quick cursing button.

109. I'm not, that's the name of the band, beavis.

110. Why wouldn't anybody name their band that?

111. I mean, like every time that you like them, say the name of the band, you're like them.

112. Doing one of those, um, those sends.

113. Yeah.

114. Those are gonna spend an eternity in hell.

115. But you're probably gonna go to hell too, cause you sent a name to the band.

116. You know what I mean?

117. You know, this sounds exactly like that on me.

118. That song on me.

119. I'm gonna get it on.

120. Oh yeah.

121. Get it on.

122. Bang your swan.

123. And then that's another part.

124. Get it on.

125. Bang a swan.

126. What's your dong?

127. Yeah.

128. Swan.

129. They're following me.

130. And as I stand at the scene of the brutal beating of two sex craze teenagers,

131. I can only thank God that these brave feminists have finally realized that the only way to deal with male chauvinism is by fanatical violence.

132. Yeah, yeah, yeah, violence.

133. Violence, ow!

134. Hey, beavis.

135. When those chicks were kicking me, I like touched their fangas.

136. And like, one of them touched my nabs with her fist.

137. It hurt, but it was still pretty cool.

138. Yeah.

139. We gotta go back.

140. Next time, I'm gonna touch their butts.

141. Yeah.

142. Whoa.

143. This is that video that's like a plane crash.

144. Hey, this is cool.

145. Hey, if I was on a plane and it was crashing, I just like run around screaming and stuff just to freak people out even more.

146. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

147. Wait a minute, not me.

148. I guess I try to like find a chick to do it with me first.

149. Yeah.

150. I'd go up to a chick and be like, uh, excuse me.

151. Do you mind if I use your butt for a floatation device?

152. Yeah.

153. Yeah.

154. Cool.

155. Is it all getting ready to crash?

156. Let's store this of like, place your head firmly between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye.

157. I mean, you know, I'd like to try kissing my ass, you know?

158. I'm afraid I'd end up sitting on my face.

159. How come you want to kiss your ass?

160. I'd like to see what my bungalow looks like.

161. Go for it.

162. Don't worry, I'll spot you.

163. Okay, here.

164. Oh, that's a dance.

165. There we go.

166. Ow!

167. My teeth!

168. Ow!